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the tans you see might be fake,

but the people are all real,
although some of what they do

has been created for your
entertainment.

- Whoa!

- [Narrator] Previously,
on The Only Way Is Essex,

- Nice.

- Mario'll come back on
his own with that girl.

- I still love him.

- Dan actually spoke to Mario.

- And this whole thing is
tearing everyone apart.

- This time, I'm honest,
and I've done nothing wrong.

- I took a pregnancy test.

It's not positive.

- Me and you, we'll always
have that chemistry,

because we were married in a
past life.

- Still like your light, but it
kills me.

I would have liked to have had a
kid.

[dramatic music]

[intense upbeat music]

[intense upbeat music]

- I think everyone always
has that one person

in their life that you
always sort of go back to,

and I believe it's such a
comfort.

- Yeah, someone else said this.

It's like going back to
what you know, isn't it?

- I can't see Kirk being that
comforting.

- It's all down to timing, isn't
it?

If it was a few years
ago, I would've wanted it,

but now, I don't know.

It's weird, 'cause it's someone
that was

important to me at one point.

That's why I think it's weird.

- You think that's sort of
it for you and Kirk now?

- I don't know.

- [Billi] There never seems to
be a final-

- I know, that's the thing.

For some reason there's
always something that,

I don't know, brings feelings
back.

- You need to get the new one
guy

that you're always gonna think
about,

and the new guy that
actually deserves you.

- The thing is, we don't need
one,

and we need like three.

- [Chloe] Let's go out.

- We need three.

Yeah, we do.

- I think we should go to Luxe.

Darrell's hosting an even there,

but it should be quite good.

- [Chloe] Oh, yeah.

- We're having a girl's night
out.

- [Chloe] Yeah.
- [Lauren] Yeah.

- Haven't been out in ages.

- He does play tunes as well.

- [Chloe] Yeah.

[exciting upbeat music]

- You won't believe what Mario's
done now.

He's only got some girl
who was in the club

that night when it all happened

to come down to Essex to speak
to Lucy

to back his story up.

- Really?

Well, no offence, it
could be anyone, surely.

That could be anyone.

It's like he's massively
trying to prove a point.

Bringing someone down to confirm
his story

just makes him look more
desperate.

- Exactly.

- Like Lucy said at mine,
anyway,

I haven't even really
heard from her a lot.

Since the day she left,
I haven't heard anything,

so it's a bit...

When I texted the other day,
saying,

"Could I have my keys back,"

because she hadn't text or
anything,

I thought it was a bit strange.

- You know, the only
danger of all this now,

what's gonna happen is,
if it ever happens again,

no one's gonna really be there
for her.

- Yeah, it's just a shame,
really,

because people starting
to lose respect, you know.

- So, you gonna come to
Darrell's

Essex Shake Night, tonight?

- I'm not.

I'm gonna stay in tonight with
Joey,

only because of the shop
recently.

I've been busy.

We haven't had a night
in together for ages.

[exciting upbeat music]

- I want Ducks.

- What, on the actual sign?

- Yeah.

The shop's called Fusey,

but I want to do a yellow duck
somewhere.

Maybe we could do a graffiti
that one in the shop.

- I'll get some colours, yeah?

- All right, cool.
- Thank you very much.

- No worries.

- Cheers.

- So, ducks ain't yellow.

They first are yellow,

then they turn into other
colours.

- So, you like baby ducks?

- Baby ducks is cute, in't they?

[laughs]

- You know that the duck's
feet are waterproof?

These are called Duck Shoes.

- They're not waterproof.

- These are waterproof.

If you put water-

- Their feathers are
waterproof, not their feet.

- Yeah, of course they are.

They're plastic.

Their feet are made out of...

[Kirk laughs]

They're not plastic,
but like that material.

- [laughs] They haven't got
material.

- No, but you know it's not
skin, is it?

It's not skin.

- It is.
- It ain't.

It's like rubber.

These are waterproof, these
trainers.

- They're waterproof?

- I put tomato sauce on it
and it won't go anywhere.

I swear on my life.

[Kirk laughs]

I swear on my life.

- Well let's get some sauce,
then, and we'll do it.

You out tonight brother?

- No, I'm staying in tonight.

I'm gonna stay in with Sam
and get Chinese take-away.

Everyone's going out tonight,

but we're not going out.

- So, yeah, me too.

I'm staying in.

- We're just having a cosy night
in, mate.

- That's why I want a
girlfriend,

'cause I wanna sit with
my girlfriend every night,

chill in my house.

- That's nice.

That's what I do.

If Lauren was sleeping 'round
your house every night,

you wake in the morning,

have your breakfast with each
other,

have your dinners,
going out at night time,

going to the cinema, you'd like
that yeah?

- Yeah, but again-

- You just summed it up to me.

- I'm not sure if I'm
feeling like this again

'cause of the pregnancy thing,

'cause that made my
emotions proper come up,

do you know what I mean?

- It's brilliant that we're all
back,

and that we're up for the
next session of weight loss.

Today's activity is gonna be
Aqua Zumba.

You know it's lovely that
Charlie's lent us his pool.

How sweet is that of him?

- [Arg] Awww.

Oh, Charlie!

[laughs]

- I am a little bit disappointed

with the turn-out of the class.

How have you found your
eating this week, Arg?

- [Arg] Um, I did have a kebab
this week.

- Well, me and Billie are
gonna admit it as well.

We also had a kebab this week.

- But yeah, but Gem, we had
grilled chicken, salad and rice.

That's quite healthy.

- We had shish kebabs,

because we've now realised
you can have a little bit

of this and that, but just a
little bit.

- [Billie] Yeah.

- I think Gemma's got one
more confession to make.

Me and Gemma had a big fry up
today.

[laughs]

- Right, well...

- [Billie] Gemma!

- We also added black pudding
and fried slice to it.

- No.

You added black pudding and
fried slice.

In fact, James, I'd
like you to come first.

[hands clap]

- Do you remember what I was
last week?

- Yeah, I do.

- Well done.

You've lost two pound, James.

- I actually have.

Fucking yes!

Fucking go to diet club.

[exciting upbeat music]

- Ooh, so cute.

Look at the jacket.
- Well you know

that I don't like dressing dogs
up.

- But she actually gets really
cold.

She shivers.

She's shivering now.
- I know she's shivering.

She's scared that you're
gonna buy her that jacket.

- Is it okay if you give
her a little bit of a jijap,

and put that on her.

- That's fine.

Yeah, no worries.
- Thank you very much.

- She shouldn't do that to you.

See, it's gonna be really weird,
isn't it,

walking around a club with
glasses on.

- I've been in a club with
glasses.

- Well, I only wear glasses in
bed.

You know that, hardly ever.

- What we gonna do?

We're gonna be two four-eyed
geeks in the party,

like, "Hi, we're here!"

- I think we're gonna have
to glam it up sort of thing.

- The dog's ready for you.

- Ohhh, how cute.

Look at you, so beautiful!

They are the best two
looking dogs in Essex.

That is without doubt.

- I will give you that,

but she does look silly in a
coat and bow.

[Ricky and Jess laugh]

[exciting upbeat music]

- [Instructor] Ready guys?

Let's go!

Let's move it!

One!

That's it, and turn!

That's it, really push it out!

And pump, come on guys!

Pump!

And Turn!

That's it, really push it out.

Now move it.

Move it, move it, move it.

Let's move them girls, and shake
'em.

[James laughs]

Now we come down, and pump, and
pump.

That was fun, huh?

Brilliant, guys.

You've done really well.

Thank you.

- [All] Thank you.

- Well done, Linda.

- Hey.

[water sloshes]

[laughs]

[Gemma screams]

[water splashes]

- [laughs] Your boob!

- [James] Oh.

[Gemma screams]

[water splashes]

[exciting upbeat music]

- I've got three people
telling me one thing,

and telling me another thing,

and most of them weren't even
there.

So, I'm like, "What am
I supposed to believe?"

So you were there.

- Well, yeah.

Me and my friend Abi were
working on the night,

along with Amy and Sally,

and we were all dressed
in the same dresses,

we were a bit excessive.
- So Amy and Sally work there?

- Yeah, they were working
that particular night,

first time we've ever met them.

Mario was there with his
friends,

and he was literally sat
in the same seat all night,

just with a group of lads.

She was fighting past
people to sit next to him,

and he didn't look to happy
about it.

He was getting a bit pissed off.

She would not leave him alone.

But, no, he was just
literally...

He kept himself to himself.

He wasn't up dancing.

He wasn't doing anything like
that.

- That sounds like Mario,

and Mario does that, when

we spend out nights.
- [Lucy] He was sitting

up there.

I didn't even see him drink
loads.

He was just sat there,
keeping himself to self.

He wasn't holding any
girls hands that night.

He didn't even have his arm on a
girl.

- He doesn't walk 'round
a club holding my hand,

let alone another girl's hand in
a club

that's got 500 people in it.

- Exactly.

- Do you know Mario's friend,
Ben?

- I don't know Ben.

No, I don't recall seeing Ben
there.

- See, Ben said to me that
he was there that night,

but he left early with the boys,

and then Mario turned up with
Amy.

- No, I didn't meet
anyone at all called Ben,

and, like I said, all
I saw was Mario leave

with a couple of guys.

I don't know if he left
with someone called Ben.

[Maz sighs]

- Oh, my gosh.

- Yeah, we were...

- Thank you so much.

- [Lucy] It's all right.

It's all right.

- It's like a relief that
finally

his name's cleared at last.

- Yeah.

[exciting upbeat music]

- It's sort of like watching
a playg'round argument.

You ain't gonna talk to Mario.

- No, I'm never gonna speak to
him again.

- Right, and I'm on the neutral
side.

It doesn't matter, even if Ben
was wrong.

- He ain't wrong.

- [Ricky] Yeah, but I'm not-

- He's not wrong, 100%.

Rick, 100% he's not wrong.

- I'm not saying he's wrong.

I'm saying even if he was
wrong, you're brothers.

You stick by each other.

So, whether you're best
friends with Mario or not.

- He's not my best friend.

- Yeah, he was.

- He's even calling me a cheat.

The only reason why he's doing
it, mate,

is to make more rumours
so it goes away from him,

when really, the heat
has got to stay on him.

- Aw, it's not gonna be
one of them wars, is it?

- [Chris] I don't know,
mate, but that's what I mean.

Why is he coming out?

- It's painful to watch.

- There's nothing that
Ben can gain from this.

There's nothing that I can gain,

and I've covered so much for
him.

That's what infuriates me.

- Yeah, but don't get upset
about it.

- But it infuriates me.

Literally, this means,
for me, closing a chapter.

Mario and me have had a
brilliant
friendship for 15 years.

But the thing is, I
can't let people in Essex

think my brother's a grass, a
liar,

'cause they're two things
that the geezer ain't.

I'm not lying anymore.

[exciting upbeat music]

- Don't you find when you come
out

of the swimming pool you're
always starving hungry?

- Yeah, and always...

- Why is that?

- [Gemma] I always wanna eat
chips-

- Why?

I'm always starving.

- You all right?

- Hello.

- I'm just gonna get a drink.

- Yeah, um...

- Just go and say hello.

I don't want an atmosphere.

- Bob, you all right?

- [Bob] All right, thanks.

- I am upset that we
had a little fall-out,

and I wouldn't want to
upset you for the world,

and I didn't mean it to offend
you.

So, do you wanna make up?

- I'd love to make up, but
honestly,

I feel that there was a
couple of things in particular

that you was just digging
me out a little bit

over and over again with.

- Bobby, I would never dig you
out.

If I come up to you, and I said
"Bobby,

"I'm going out to buy a
Diamonte, size ten bikini,"

you would say to me, "You're
not quite there, yet, Gemma."

Now, I could go and say, "Oh,
I'm offended, I'm offended,"

but it's 'cause you hit a nerve.

- But I just think
maybe there was a way of

maybe wording it slightly
different.

- Sometimes the truth hurts,

and the truth hits raw nerves.

I would love to see you go,

"Oh, I've met the man of my
dreams,

"and I've got a nice ring,
and..."

Let us have the little
fairy-tale for you, you know?

Are you gonna still go for
the surrogacy appointments?

- I think so.

I think I'm gonna go speak to
them.

- I don't necessarily think I'd
be

the right person to come with
you,

not because I don't want
to be there to support you.

- I've been talking to
Charlie about it a lot.

- Are you?

Okay.

- So, I think he might come with
me.

- Brilliant.

I think he's the best person
to go with you, Bob, because

he's quite gentle and stuff.

- He's so sensitive and gentle
with things like that, I see.

Not that you're not.

- Bit exciting.

Little bit nerve-wracking,
'cause this is the first time

I'm gonna find out all the info,

and, I think, pick an egg.

[exciting upbeat music]

- Night care assistant.

They're gonna be asleep.

What can really go wrong?

- Yeah, but these jobs ain't
really careers, are they?

I wanna go out there.

I want be at a job,
like explore the world.

I wanna-

- You're dreaming so big.

- No, I'm not.

- You are.

- Dreams big, big dreams.

Do you know what I mean?

- What does that even mean?

Dreams big, big dreams.

- The bigger the dream,
the more success you have.

When I had the cheese dream,
yeah?

I know I keep going on about it,

and I know you don't care about
it

and you think it's all rubbish,

but it was saying something
about hope,

and it felt to me, it was like,

what if I come out one day,

and I'm Mr. fucking Cheese?

- Listen.

- I'm Mr. Cheese.

- No, you're not Mr. Cheese.

You've got cheesy breath and
cheesy teeth,

but you're not Mr. Cheese.

- Ouch.

- I'm sorry, the truth hurts,
mate,

and you need someone to help you
out.

What do you like doing?

You like sitting down for
most of the day, right?

- Yeah.

- Right?

Why not be a lifeguard?

- Who's gonna trust me with
their life?

- Sitting in a high chair,
watching over.

- I'm not in shape to be a life
guard.

It's embarrassing.

- You went to uni, mate.

You started a law degree.

You could've been a lawyer.

Yeah, you didn't finish it.
- Well, look where that went.

Straight on the pan.

It was all like a big downward
spiral

where I just went blahhh.

And now, look at me.

- You know what we need to do
about you?

We need to get you a whole new
regime.

When you're up early, and
you're doing something,

and you're losing weight,

and you've got new clothes on,

and you feel fresh, and
you're mind's gonna be fresh,

you're gonna be able
to get a job, trust me.

It works.

- I was a bit pissed off with
Arg.

I thought he was going take
me to a really nice restaurant

up London or something,
and then he was like,

"Oh, sorry Jas, I'm double
booked.

"We're going to Sam's."

I felt really uncomfortable,

because Jess was going,

"Oh, Gemma and Arg, you know
you really fancy each other,

and you've got loads of
chemistry."

The thing is with Gemma, I think
she still

really likes Arg.

- Do ya?

- Yeah, but I think that
Arg don't feel the same.

Oh, my God, he demolished the
desire.

- Imagine going to a buffet with
him,

or a buffet, whatever it's
called.

How embarrassing.

He'd be going up like 100 times.

- [laughs] How funny.

- [Mum] Hi guys.

- You all right, Mum?

- Yeah.

- Danny's got an interview
for a modelling agency.

- Really?

- Yeah, but I haven't really
decided

what I'm gonna wear.

Now, what'd you think?

- He's not wearing that, tell
me.

- No, get something how
I usually dress you up.

Try the grey one.

- Yeah, I think that'll look
really nice.

- I think you should wear that
with maybe a flowery shirt.

- You gotta look a bit posh as
well,

'cause moment you go for models,

they're like posh boys.

- Yeah, but the thing is,
though, I want to be different.

- You need to pump out your
body, as well.

- Can you stop saying that,
please,

'cause it's not true.
- [Mum] But you do.

- Do you think it'll make a
difference

if I have a protein shake before
I go?

- Not one protein shake,

because normally you have
to have it for a few months,

and then actually go to
the gym at the same time,

and then you get built up.

That's what they say at the gym,
anyway.

- I'm just gonna have a large
one then.

[intense bouncy music]

- Arg.
- Hey.

- How are you?
- How you doing, mate?

- Diags, how are you, boy?

- Well, this is it.

- It's a building site.

- What do you mean?

It's my brand new
two-bedroom, luxury flat.

- What, that's yours?

You've bought this?

- Yes.

I bought it.

I bought it off plan.

- No way.

- I promise you, mate.

- You bought a flat?

- In the heart of Chigwell,
Essex.

One of the poshest roads in
Essex.

- Oh.

- Big Mark's the project
manager.

I've bought it off developers,

and he's doing the
project managing for it.

- Once the staircase goes
in the next week of so,

we go upstairs, we look at the
plans,

and you show me where you-

- I want a really fancy kitchen.

- Certain layouts, yeah?

- I want it to be a proper
bachelor pad.

- Well, okay.

Well, then you show me what you
want,

and we'll pull together and do
it.

- Trick it out to the max.

- Who would have though your
singing

could buy a luxury flat like
that?

- You always say how crap my
singing is.

I haven't done so badly.
[laughs]

- Did I hear it was two
bedrooms?

- Yeah.

- Two bedrooms, yeah.

- I've got a spare bedroom,

and I was actually gonna
make it a walk-in wardrobe,

but then, I thought, you know
what,

you're struggling at
your flat at the moment,

you're a bit down, and you
keep fancying being kicked out,

so I just want to let you know,

when this is built, when I move
in,

it's got your name on it.

You'll always be welcome to live
there

whenever you want.

- Oh, Jesus.

- [Mark] With 1,000 square feet,
Arg,

you'd have room for him.

- And you don't have to pay
rent.

- All right.

- Come in.

I'm always gonna be there.

You know that.
- Cheers, mate.

- [Mark] That's a proper
mate, you got there.

- [Diags] Yeah, good mate.

- Just don't outstay
your welcome too much.

[laughs]

[funky upbeat music]

- Okay, cool, I think we've got
enough.

Danny, do you want to come
over here and have a chat?

- Yeah, of course.

How do you think that went?

- I think you did really well.

Did you feel nervous?

- I was nervous, but I don't
think I'm ugly and stuff,

so I think it was all right.

My dream is really to
be on a billboard thing.

- Okay.

- Obviously that would be really
cool,

driving past and looking at
myself.

I think that's a really good
thing.

- And what's your situation at
the moment?

Are you studying?

- I class myself as retired,

'cause I've not had a job and
stuff.

- So, you're out of work at the
moment.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- I think, now, I've just
come to a point in my life

where I need to do something
constructive, I think.

- He's had that knack,
posing, since he was young.

He's very confident, and
I just think he's unique.

- [Danny] I've created
some of my own poses.

- Okay.

- But, I've learned a certain
one called the duck pose,

and it's like this.

It's like,

'cause obviously ducks have
lips.

- I know it's tough competition,

and it's long hours.

- [Agent] Yeah, it could be.

- If he enjoys it, I think he'll
do well.

- Okay, well, it's good that
you're being

very creative with your
expressions.

That's very important.

I think, for you, possibly,
one of your limitations

will be your height.

- Yeah.

- There is a height
restriction for the models,

and that's usually minimum of
six foot.

- Six foot?

- Yeah.

- I don't think I'm
six foot at the moment,

but I could always pad
out my shoes and stuff.

- Or I could give you some high
heels.

- Not high heels, Mum.

- [Mum] It's only like three
inches, isn't it, more?

- I think that sometimes in life

you have to just accept your
limitations.

- Everyone having a good night,
yeah?

- [Crowd] Yeah.

- All right, so listen,

thank you all for coming, first
of all.

We're all here for a reason
tonight,

and what we're gonna do is,

we're gonna make a little bit

of Essex history, tonight, okay?

So, you've all heard of
the Harlem Shake, right?

- [Crowd] Yeah.

- All right, so tonight, we're
gonna do the Essex Shake.

[crowd cheers]

[bouncy upbeat music]

- Darrell has put on
the most amazing night.

- The Harlem Shake,
what's Harlem all about?

- It's not Harlem, it's
Essex shake, Frank.

Get with it.

- Harlem's New York, isn't it?

- No, it's not.

It's America.

[lively bass music]

- I've got all my moves, Dan.

I'm all organised.

How 'bout you?

- Yeah, I hope you got
the booty shake going on.

- What's the booty shake.

- Well, it's when you do that.

Booty shake, booty shake.

[Debbie laughs]

[lively bass music]

- All right, guys, everyone
quiet, please.

Thank you.

Got a camera man whose
gonna do it all for us.

Here's Harrison.

Right, we're gonna get
changed a little bit,

do a little costume,

a few wigs, hats, et-cetera,

and then we can go completely
bonkers.

- Okay, listen, when it drops,

we want to go mad, really crazy.

Ready?

All right, let's go.

[lively dance music]

- Three, two, one.

Let's go!

[lively dance music]

[crowd cheers]

[romantic piano music]

- Last time, we had like a boys
night out,

but you weren't there.

It was with Mario, on his
birthday.

And how much has changed now?

- I'm thinking about
taking the next move now,

and actually getting in contact,
and...

- What would you like
the resolution to be?

- I don't know.

There's issues, obviously, you
know.

- Do you want to be
friends with Mario, or not?

- It depends if he can change.

Mario might not even wanna talk
to me,

or he might wanna listen to me,

and then he might just wanna
say,

"Do you know what, Chris, do
one."

[dramatic slow music]

- You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- How've you been.

- It's been horrendous.

- Yeah, I know more than anyone.

- It's just been going
'round and 'round and 'round,

and that's been the
hardest out of everything.

- Before this all happened, I
said to you,

"I wanna have kids with you.

"I wanna marry you.

"I wanna grow old with you.

"I wanna spend the rest
of my life with you."

Even after this, that's
still what I wanna do,

whether it be in two years'
time,

or if it be in ten years' time,

those things I wanna do.

In the past, I know that I
haven't been squeaky clean,

but you have to trust me in the
future.

[intense bassy music]

[intense bright music]

- Don't, that tickles.

- Like your feet.

- Don't tickle.

Don't, 'cause I'm really
ticklish.

- They're very cheesy.

- Just massage.

- They're very cheesy.

- They're not cheesy, just
massage them.

[laughs]

Don't.

With the shop and that
it's been hectic isn't it.

- It's so busy, babe, isn't it.

- It's nice to have a
night in, just us. [laughs]

- Basically, I love you.

- Mm.

[lips smack]

I love you, too.

- Mm.

- So, what have you
been up to, today, then?

Tell me about the, um...

- Nothing, really.
- Where've you been?

Oh, getting your sign.

- I chose the colours, and I
chose,

obviously I want a duck, black
and white.

I want to say yellow, 'cause
yellow ducks.

Ducks are only yellow when
they're babies, isn't they.

- The chicks.

- Yeah, then why do they change
colour?

- Well, it's like, when you were
born,

I bet you had bright blonde
hair when you was little,

didn't you?

That, sort of, I think.

When you was really little,

I bet you was a rascal.

Do you know what I mean by
rascal?

- A bit annoying, but cool.

- No, rascal, as in, just sweet,

like innocent, but naughty.

Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, so everyone still loved
me.

- Well, obviously, you were a
little boy.

You were like a baby.

- Obviously.

Let me get these photos out.

- Let's see.

- You've never actually
seen these, have you?

- I've only seen a few 'round
your dad's.

I've not actually seen many.

- All right, let me show you
some.

[Sam laughs]

- That is so cute.

You look like a little monkey.

- Oh.

- No, like a...
- Cute monkey?

- Cute one, yeah.

- Oh, I'm surprised
that picture's in there.

- Yeah.

[Sam laughs]

- You know what?

If it's just me and you,

I could trust you.

It's everyone else.

It's everyone's opinions.

It's everyone saying their
little piece.

I mean, I shouldn't care.

I do.

- They're little idiots.

That's all they are, just little
idiots.

- Okay, I'll promise you now,

I'm gonna try my hardest to
trust,

but it's something that
I don't have in me.

I've been treated like
rubbish in the past.

- Then I'll help you trust me.

- You know what hurts me the
most

is that Chris has known
all along this is rubbish,

and he hasn't even called me to
tell me.

- He hasn't text me to see
if I'm all right, either.

He's been more worried
about his new self-image.

- It's hard because it's his
brother,

and blood's thicker than water.

We all know that.

- But, I'm not water with Chris.

- But, you've been like a
brother to him,

and I've never done anything
against him,

and he's sat there and
watched me be so hurt,

and he hasn't done anything
about it,

and I'll never forgive him,

and I know you never will.

[restaurant patrons chatter]

- So, does this mean that we
are, in fact,

boyfriend and girlfriend again?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

Are you sure?

[Lucy laughs]

- How much do you love me?

- This much.

- How much do you love me?

How much do you love me.

- To the moon and back.

[lips smacking]

- My feet are killing.

- [Bobby] Take your shoes off.

No one cares here.

- I can't take my shoes off.

I can't do that.

- Why?

Why?

- 'Cause I've got the
most disgusting feet ever.

- They are disgusting.

- All right, Chloe, that's a bit
heavy.

- You said they was disgusting,

and I'm just agreed,
"They are disgusting."

Get them out and show Bobby.

Frank, you might as well
face it, they're bad.

They're clawing out over
the top of your shoe.

[Bobby laughs]

- [Frankie] Bobby, it's not
funny.

- They're doing this at the
front of your shoe, claws.

- Oh, my God.

Bobby, it's not funny.

This is my foot life.

- Have you ever given a guy a
toe job?

- What's that?

- Where you suck his big toe?

- No.

- No, I ain't.

Oh, my God, people suck
'em, rub baby oil in 'em.

I mean, it's enough to make you
vomit.

- I've never done that to
extreme.

I'm not much of a sucker.

- Oh, you're not?

- I think I just need a toe job.

[Bobby laughs]

Do you seriously want a baby?

- I seriously wanna be a dad.

- I was twenty-five years old,

and I don't know what
ChloE's been through,

but as a single mom, and
obviously, my mum died

when I was a little girl.

It's hard.

It's hard to even lead
that life, being the child.

So, seriously think about it.

It's hard.

- You're mum would be so
proud of the three of you,

you, Joey and Chlo.

- Joey was so young, weren't he,

that we kind of stuck together,

and Joey stayed at his dad's.

- If the conversation ever
comes up about my mum,

he goes quiet, and he just goes
a bit shy.

- 'Cause that probably just
is his coping mechanism,

isn't it?

- He was really, really close to
his mum.

He was a mummy's boy.
- Yeah, he was.

- [Sam] You haven't actually
changed one bit, have you?

- I look real weird, don't I?

I look cute there, don't I?

- Yeah.

See that one there?

You sleeping.

Aww.

You're mum's so pretty, isn't
she?

Don't get upset.

Do you not like looking at her?

[Joey sniffles]

- It's just hard isn't it.

- I can't even imagine, to be
honest, but

you and Frankie are so lovely.

Do you know what I mean?

Some people so don't handle
it as well as what you do,

and if you look at that, then
you had a lovely upbringing.

Look, everyone's smiling.

Do you know what I mean?

It's gonna be a hard time,
though,

'cause it was your mum's
birthday, wasn't it?

- Yeah.

Yesterday.

[Joey sniffles]

[lips smack]

[Joey sobs]

[lips smack]

- Don't cry.

[Joey sniffles]

- I wish I had a mum.

- Come on,

I know it's a hard time.
- Every time

I think about it, or anything...

- But you was at such a
sensitive age

when you lost your mum.

Do you know what I mean?

Frankie's a bit older than you,

and she deals a bit different to
you.

You like to keep it in,

but it's good that you're
crying.

It's nice.

- You're right.

- It's not a bad thing, yeah?

- Yeah, you know,
Mother's Day's coming up.

I'm gonna go up and see
my mum in that cemetery.

Do you want to come with me?

- Yeah, I'd love to.

- You wanna come?

- Mm-hmm.

I've never been.

You've never taken me.

- I used to go there by myself.

I sometimes go with my dad.

- Yeah.

Well, let me come.

I'd love to come.

You hold it in a lot.

You never talk to me about your
mum, ever.

- I don't like talking about it.

- I know you don't, but
sometimes it might help,

every now then talking about it.

[lips smack]

- It's so hard, isn't it?

It's so hard.

You don't understand.

It's so hard.

[Joey sniffles]

I miss her.

[Joey sobs]