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[quirky music]

- [Narrator] On this series,

the tans you see might be fake,

but the people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been created

for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way Is
Essex.

[Kirk laughs]

- You deserve better than that
Lucy.

- I still love him.

- I want you to be happy.

I think a lot of you, do you
know?

You're still one of my best
friends.

Hey!

- This relationship you've got,

the thing that is lacking is
trust.

- So how are you paying for the
baby?

Off the government?

- [gasps] Are you serious?

- Diags, well, he's
interested in sniffing cheese.

- [laughs] Your future ain't
cheese, Diags

- I don't think it is.

- Well, I can't sell chocolate,
can I?

- Why not?

- I took a pregnancy test.

It's not positive.

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up,

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

[electronic music]

- I do think it's one of those
things that we just gotta do.

We're at that stage now,

we've have waited ages.
- Well, I'm with you.

I'm with you every step of the
way,

[laughs] even though I'm
probably more scared than you,

but I'm with you.
[Jess laughs]

- You're not more scared than
me.

- No, I am, I'm so nervous!
- I'm so scared.

- This is gonna change
our lives, this is so...

Hello.
- Hi, guys.

- Hi ya.
- Hi doctor, you all right?

- Yeah.
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to you meet you, Dave
Alsbeys, I'm the chief surgeon.

It might be helpful to
know what you know of far,

'cause you're a bit more, I can
give you the medical reason,

and it's simply because
your balls are too big.

[electronic music]

- Please take a seat.
- All right.

Hey mate, how are you?
- You all right, Joe?

- How you've been?

- Yeah, long time, mate.
- Yeah?

Can I have just the same
Fusie hair cut, please?

- Fusie, yes?

- Yeah definitely, Fusie.

- What's a Fusie?

- Basically where it's short on
the sides,

and it's just basically long
on top, just keep it long.

- [Chris] Okay.

All right.
- What do you say?

- That's pretty sick mate.

I don't have a clue what to
have done with mine, mate.

I just want it really to
be a bit of a head turner.

I need to redo all of my
fashion,

I'm redoing everything, mate.

- I don't know if you know,
I'm opening a shop right now.

- Are you really?
- Yeah.

- What are you selling in there?

Is that gonna be like your kind
of style?

- Yeah, it's gonna be like
all my sort of clothes

and all my look in there, yeah.

- Sick, mate.

- It's gonna be sort of like a
museum.

- A museum?

A fashion museum?

- A fashion museum, yeah.

- That's quality.

- I need to get the right
people working there,

because I need people to look
like me,

like loads of Joey Essex
running about the street.

- That sounds good, mate.

I look like bloody Tintin, mate.

- Tintin?
- Honestly, yeah.

Like, literally I look like
Tintin.

- My mate calls me Tintin.

- Does he?

- I don't know why, I
don't know who Tintin is.

I thought he was the
man out of Wizard of Oz.

- Isn't he?

- Is he?

The man that's made out of tin.

- Yeah, Tintin.

- But he ain't got any hair.

[dramatic music]

- This is laser eye surgery.

I'll give you a feeling
for what it's actually like

on the day.
- Yeah.

- I'm super nervous.

- Are you?
[Ricky laughs]

- Begins with bit of
anaesthetic in the eye,

a couple of drops, works
straight away.

- No injections or anything?

- No injections, just drops.

And then, I use this little
thing here.

- Oh, God.
- Yeah?

First thing we gotta do is, in
effect,

cut a flap on the front of the
cornea.

- I don't know if I wanna know.

- I'm then gonna fold that
little flap over out the way,

[Jess moans]
still attached.

We used to use a blade device.

- Oh, that's disgusting.

- I don't understand

how you are so calm now.
- I actually feel like

I better touch wood.

[doctor laughs]
- And I'm still,

- Ricky is,
- And I'm still a bit.

You got the shakes over there.
- Cause you're such a baby.

- No, I'm not a baby,
I'm a realist, all right?

99.9% of the time, it's fine.

.01 is not, with my luck, that's
me.

- Yeah.
- No, it isn't.

- I'd come out like a Cyclops.
- Don't be stupid.

He's right here.
[Ricky grunts]

[upbeat music]

- How are you and Mario?

Are you all right, now?

- To be honest, mate, I haven't
actually spoken to Mario.

- He hasn't--
- Why?

He just ain't got in contact,
mate.

And because of all of this,
it split up our group.

Ricky is pretty much like
sitting on the fence,

Charlie doesn't have a
clue like why we're arguing

and I'm just like, "Look, at
the end of the day, Mario,

"the corridor is open for
you to still be my friend

"if you want that to happen."

And this whole thing is
tearing everyone apart.

And everyday I'm having
Charlie and Ricky ring me up

going, "Have you made up with
Marion yet?"

- Maybe you should be
the bigger man, Chris.

You go up to Mario and say,
"Look"--

- I feel I've always been
the bigger man, mate.

I feel like every single time

that one of us disagrees on
something,

if I don't run back to
him, it's not gonna happen.

[upbeat guitar music]

- Surely if you boil milk it
curdles, no?

- I've never boiled milk.

- Have you heard anything from
Lucy

since she's been staying at
yours?

- She thinks the twins are
lying.

She's saying that they
didn't sleep with each other,

and they say that they have done
stuff.

In my eyes, that's still bad.
- Yeah.

- To do stuff, whatever they've
done,

that's still bad, isn't it?

- Whatever it is, I just
feel really bad for her.

She's a young girl, she
has so much going for her.

- Lucy texted Mario a message,

just to get all her
problems off her chest,

apparently it's really upset
Mario.

- The thing is, I don't know
if I'm just a really bad person

but I would do more than send
him a nasty text message.

- That's what I said.

- Do you know what I mean?

Like, you'd wanna chop his
willy off with that knife.

[rock music]

- Can't believe you're still not
driving.

- If I'm gonna get a nice
bird to go with my looks,

then I need to drive as well,
don't I?

- It's true, mate.

It is the one thing, I do
think you need to drive.

- Yeah, talking 'bout girls,
how's things going with Lucy?

- It hasn't been nice,
mate, at all, to be honest.

- From past experience,
obviously
you know I've been there,

don't you?

- Obviously your past experience
is that you were guilty.

- Yeah, I know, I know that,

but, you know, I'm a bit of a
boy,

I did make mistakes and I
think it's part of growing up

and, to be far to you, I've
never ever seen you cheat,

but obviously you're fully aware

there are a lot of rumours
about you going about.

- Yeah, of course.
- You know that, do you know?

Everyone is saying it.

And, obviously, there
have been a few skeletons,

this ain't obviously the first
time.

- The thing is like in the
past I've held my hands up

and taken the flack,
because I knew I was guilty.

But, in this situation,
I have unfortunately been

well, fucked. if I'm honest.
- Yeah.

- Don't think I'm trying to say,

Mario, I know you've done
it, you have bla bla bla,

but all I'm saying is that, in
the past,

I used to deny it so much
that I used to actually

tell myself and believe in my
own head

that I had never done it.

So how are things left
with Lucy at the moment?

What's going on?

- Well, obviously we have spoken

and the thing that hurts
is the fact that, you know,

she didn't trust me and
she should have done,

because this time I'm honest
and I've done nothing wrong.

So you know it's sort of like
getting

charged with murder when you
haven't done,

you haven't killed anyone.

♪ I stay up late at
night when it is cold ♪

♪ 'Cause my mind is running
double ♪

- You okay?

- I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm all
right now.

- A bit worried about the
thinness,

little bit too thin, like
you look a bit like--

- Well, you know what I'm
like, when I get worried

about things and stuff I just
- It's just drops off you,

look how thin you are.

I mean you know what Essex is
like,

people get busy and this one
says that

and that one said that,
- Yeah, I know that.

- And this one, I know
things get out of proportion,

that's why I had to come today,

'cause I thought, I don't
really know what's happening.

- Everyone presumes that,
everyone still around here

and everywhere thinks that he's
cheated.

You must think that, everyone
thinks that.

- So what has Mario said?

- He sent me a message saying,

"I'm not begging and grovelling,

"because I have done nothing
wrong."

That is what he's put and that
made me straight away think

this isn't what he did when he
actually did something wrong,

so, do you know what I mean?

- What I want you to do is
I want you to actually think

about who's telling you what,
what they're telling you,

You know, she said this, he said
that,

she was there, she wasn't.

And think how do you honestly
feel?

♪ Walking out to lose myself

♪ Eyes down low

♪ Take my mind to somewhere else
♪

♪ We're all alone

- Hello!

How are you?

- Yeah, freezing, but good.
- I know, right?

Sorry about the other day in the
chemist.

- Don't worry, honey, are you
all right?

- Yeah, no, I'm fine.

It's just been a stressful few
days.

- So what's been going on with
Kirk?

- He went from, "I would have
loved

to have been there for you."

Like, "I can't believe you
didn't come to me" and all this,

to the most disgusting messages
like,

"You've completely lied,
you're making this up."

I'm utter dirt to him and
the last thing he said

was to fuck off and do one.

- Oh, babe!

- I know.

I think maybe he's a little bit
insulted

that I didn't ask him to help,

like I went to Chloe instead of
him,

but I don't know, I just needed
a friend

and he hasn't been my friend.

- But have you still
got feelings for Kirk?

[electronic music]

- Nice, couple more now, mate.

Come on, two more, one more.
- What's up, man?

[Kirk groans]

Good man, good session, pal.

I'll see you soon.

- All right, cheers,
mate, thank you brother.

What are you wearing, dude?
- What?

- You look like a garden gnome.

- I got my gnome head, don't I?

I've had my hair cut.

- This is why you got a hat on?
[laughs]

- It's very naughty, ain't it?

- Joey!

- It's like quite 80's, ain't
it?

I think apparently they used
to have this in the 80's,

when they'd just bowl cut it.
[Kirk giggles]

Like someone's got a ruler
around my head just like that,

and just went, "See you later,
yo."

That's a sick one, ain't it?

- Brother, you know what?

- Streetwise.

- That Lauren thing was a
mad turn out, wasn't it?

- Yeah, I know.

- I don't know where to go from
now.

I'm not now gonna, I don't know.

- Have you been in contact with
her since?

- I texted her a little bit
after,

but I was a bit horrible to her.

- Why?

- That's why I just
wanted to be her friend.

That's why I just wanted to be
her friend,

'cause I didn't want the
arguments like this to happen.

- Look, go meet her,
but do it just you two.

Me and Chloe ain't gonna be
there, you two

- No, no, no.
just go there to meet up.

Because she tried to start an
argument

for no reason the other day.

- She won't, just say to
her, "Look, we're normal."

Even take her out, just
say, "I don't want it,

"this ain't an argument."

- Yeah, but I tried to do that
last time,

we went out, we had something to
eat,

we was just casually
talking, casually having sex,

and now she's turning it into,

as if we were boyfriend and
girlfriend,

I got her pregnant and just left
her.

We were friends, we weren't
even seeing each other,

we were just friends.

- Maybe.

[electronic music]

- Dan.

- What?
- What are you doing?

- I'm going for my first
ever job, and guess where.

- Where?

- Joey's shop.

- What?
- It's gonna be so sick.

[sprays hair]

[Dan coughs]

- Yeah, that looks really good,

just keep doing that.

I thought you wanted to be a
model.

- Well, I do, but I need a job,
don't I?

Like to find myself and stuff.

So, basically, what I have to do

I just have to walk in there and
go.

- What and you think Joey
is just gonna choose you?

- Yeah.

He'll be like, [snaps finger]

I think he's gonna love me.

- Have you got your CV
ready and stuff yet?

- No.

- I'll do it and you can show
Joey and get his approval.

- Well, all right.

- Yeah?
- We'll have to get writing.

- What did you get in your
GCES and stuff like that?

- Seven A stars.

- You can't lie!

- Why?

- 'Cause he'll be like. "Dan
you never got seven A stars."

- I can't really remember
what I got, to be honest.

I didn't do too good.

- What did you get?

- Well, I got a D and an E.

I suppose that can stand for
Danny Essex.

- What, do you want me to
put in brackets Danny Essex?

- Yeah.

- Okay, we'll come back to that,
yeah?

Right, what's your favourite
hobbies?

- My favourite hobby?

Just write I'm hinged, I
go to the gym all the time

and that's my hobby,
like 24/7 I'm in the gym.

And he'll be able to tell.

- You can't write that.

- This is gonna take all days,
Jas.

[upbeat music]

- It really stinks.

Like the things you have to go
through

to get perfect skin are
unbelievable.

Do you know what I mean?

But I'm so excited that
we're having a pamper day,

even though you've been totally
been neglecting me lately.

- I've not been neglecting you.

I always seem to get dragged
along to these things

where I've got something on my
face.

I like coming out on these days
with you,

I'm not neglecting you,

just maybe we could go
out for like a drink?

- Sweety, it gets you in
touch with your feminine side.

- I'm so in touch with it.

- And your skin needs to get
better, Diags, let's face it.

[Diags murmurs]

Don't eat it!

Is he allowed to eat it?

- It is edible.

- I can eat it?

- Yes you can.
- Oh, don't tell him that.

But please don't until it's all
on.

- Okay, sorry.

- Would you lick it off my face?

- [Diags] Yeah.

- And then what?

You're gonna try and get sexual
with me?

- There's nothing sexual
about this, look at me.

[Chloe laughs]

Are you finding me sexy now,
yeah?

- You're actually making
me feel a bit sick.

It's kind of ruining pamper day
for me.

- No, it's chocolate facial,
trust me.

[Chloe laughs]

- [Esthetician] All done now.

I'll be back in five minutes.

- [Diags] Okay, cool.

- So listen, are you gonna
go and have an interview

for Joeys shop to get a job?

- I do need to find something.

- I think you should plan
what you're gonna say,

plan a nice outfit really
fashionable,

like out there, trendy,
like what Joey's like.

- He's not gonna care.

He's gonna just see someone
who looks a little bit like him

and think, "Yeah, he'll
do sweet in my shop."

And they're gonna beat me every
time.

It makes me a little bit annoyed

I've gotta go for an interview.

So what's the point of being
your mate?

If you gotta shop and
you won't put me in it.

Mine's still smooth.

- No, it ain't gone hard.

[upbeat music]

- I think I went though a chunk
of my life

mourning that I wasn't
gonna be able to be a dad,

but then, Elton banged one
out a couple of years ago,

and he's just had his second,

and it just surprises me that
some people

could even be offended
by what I'm gonna do,

and like, I think this
ain't Downtown Abbey,

it ain't 1912, we've
gotta move with the times.

- You have to get to
that point in your head

where you think, "I can't worry

"about what other people think."

Whenever you see the likes
of people like Gemma,

is she still going at you?

- Well, do you know what,
I just feel so hurt by it.

The one time I need Gemma to
sit there and listen to me

and actually be a friend and
lend an ear,

I just feel like she hasn't done
it.

- If Gemma was really your
best friend, there is no way

she'd be talking to you the way
she does.

All this you're my gay best
friend malarkey, jog on.

She ain't your friend.

- Gem, just sit there, hold you
guns,

and just listen to me for
two minutes in your life,

just listen rather than
talking all the time,

it just does my nut in, do you
know?

- Don't let the likes of her get
you down.

You don't need her in
your life for the minute.

[slow upbeat music]

- [Sam] It's really hair.

- You have to be gentle with the
horse,

don't stroke it like I
used to stroke my hair.

- [Sam] You gotta be nice.

- Reminds me of you, actually.

[Arg and Sam laugh]

- I think it's really good
that were here, though,

because it's actually meaning
that we're so committed

to our weight loss plan and--

- At least it's fun like--

- Yeah, if you tense the buttock
area,

you will get more of a better
workout.

Come on, bend and up.
- Don't.

No, not go up like that!

Up like that.

- Like that?
- Yeah, bend and up.

- Get of, Gemma!
[Jess laughs]

She's looking for excuses to
touch me up.

- You wish, as you go up--
[Arg laughs]

- Can we get cracking on the
horses?

'Cause I've gotta prepare the
dinner

for the dinner party tonight.

- Yeah coming in.
- Dinner party?

So who's actually going?

- So I'm having Joey, Jess and
Ricky.

- Well, I can come along, can't
I?

I'm not doing nothing tonight.

- You haven't got a girlfriend.

- Don't need a girlfriend.

Can I come?

- Yeah, the more the merrier.

- You sure?

- I'm sure. [chuckles]

- Ready Arg?

Or are you thinking
about the food tonight?

- No, I'm thinking about horses.

[electronic music]

♪ Tell me you love me, yeah

♪ Touch me, touch me there

♪ Tell me you want me, yeah

- Does that spell auditions?

A-U-D-I-T-I-O-N-S

- Yeah.

- I can't believe I spelt that
right.

- So have you actually
interviewed anyone before?

You ain't, have you?

- No.
- It's always been you and me.

Oh, I have, no I haven't, no.

- The tables are turned, mate.

You're in charge.

- Yeah.

- You're gonna sit them down,

and you gonna ask some
questions,

you're gonna make them do
something,

what are you gonna do?

- Basically, this is what
I'm thinking, all right?

My interview is not about
coming in and telling me--

- It's gonna be a serious
interview.

It's gonna be like--
- Telling me

what your job was before, none
of that.

I want it to be fresh,
I want it to be cool,

I wanna be slick, I want it to
be Fusie.

I want it to be like just normal
persons.

I'm gonna make everyone do
poses.

- What do you mean make them do
poses?

What sort of poses?
- Well, they gotta pose,

ain't they?

You know, say if you'd just
go to like a job interview,

in the like clothes shop.
- Yeah.

- They say, you gotta
always say hello, ain't you?

Like someone like, hello, you
all right?

So let's say if someone walks
in,

and he looks really cool,

you gotta say, oh mate, I like
them jeans,

where did you get your jeans
from?

And he goes, "I got them
from down the road."

And you go, yeah, sick mate,
yeah, sick.

Do you know what I mean?

- That's just weird, mate.

- Why's that weird?

- You just blew him as kiss.
- Yeah, but no,

no, that's not a kiss.

That's kissing your teeth,
like KMT, kiss my teeth.

You've gotta teach them all
these things then, mate.

- So say if they come in
and they're not wearing

clothes like that.
- What does that mean?

- They've gotta know to be cool.

If they come in and they're
dressed like, I don't know,

not Diags, but worse.

- Yeah, but Diags' proper.

You know how much he needs this
job, mate?

He thinks as one of your best
mates,

he thinks he's gonna get it.

- You can't just get a job in a
day.

- I know.

- I've gotta interview about 50
people.

Guarantee you, today he walks in
here,

and he goes [chuckles]
- Yeah, he knows his worth.

He starts making a joke out of
everything,

he's not gonna get a job.

I'll say, so stop being
sarcastic,

if you're working here,
don't be sarcastic.

When someone walks in, you
smile.

And also definitely brush your
teeth,

he never brushes his teeth.

- When he comes in, smell
his breath straight away.

it's disgusting, but do it.
- How hard, man.

- You've got to.
- I can't.

[electronic music]

- [Arg] Whoa! [laughs]

- Slow down, slow down.

- God, it hurts your balls.

[Gemma laughs]

- You're a joke.

I know you like your
chocolates and sweets, yeah?

As do I.
- Yeah, obviously.

[both laugh]

- So I just think we need to be
at the end

of the phone for each other.

If I'm about to go, oh my
God, I need a chicken korma,

with a garlic naan and a few
poppadoms,

I need to know you'll be there
and go,

"Gemma, it's not worth it."

- No disrespect to you, Gemma,

I mean, I think we should
be there for each other,

but I don't really wanna
get 100 calls a day of you.

- I ain't gonna call
you a 100 times a day.

It's good that we can,
like, do things like this

together now, ain't it?
- Course it is.

- And there's no atmosphere or
anything.

- No, it's nothing at all.

- Me and you will always
have that chemistry,

because we were married in a
past life.

- Why was we married in a past
life?

- 'Cause I went to a fortune
teller

and she said that
basically we were married

in our past lives, that's
why we got that connection.

- Did we divorce? [laughs]

- But how's things going
in your love life and that?

- Yeah, well, status is
currently single at the moment,

but I'm pretty happy doing my
thing.

- You told me Jasmin was
trying to sleep with you.

- I didn't say Jasmin was
trying to sleep with me, Gemma.

- Yeah, you did.
- No, I didn't.

- All right, what's the koo
then?

You've been on a date with her.

- No, I haven't been on a date
with her.

- Are you going on a date with
her?

- I might do, yeah.

- Did you feel like when you're
with her,

you wanna kiss her and touch
her?

- No, I just feel like it's a
bit of fun,

she has similar interests,
nice bit of company,

she's a pretty girl.
[phone rings]

Go ahead, I got a text.

- All right.
- Go on.

- See you later.
- I'ma catch up.

Dinner tonight.

[upbeat rock music]

- What's your name?

- Diags.

- Tell me why you really want
this job.

- I like fashion, very outgoing
person.

- Diags' brother!

- I like your style.

- [claps] Do that.

[Joe laughs]

Next please.

- I wanna be like the
mini Asian Joey Essex,

and I've got the style and
everything,

the rolled up jeans, everything.

- Like it, like it.

Have you had a shower today?
- Yes.

- Have you brushed your
eyebrows?

- Yes.

- No, you meant to say no,
because no, you haven't.

All right, I want you
to sell yourself to me

and you've got one minute.

- Pretty much, I'm your best
mate,

you probably don't know
the others as well as me,

and I think I would do well for
you.

- I'm good at chatting to
people, like,

- Yeah?

- Conversating with people.

- If I was gonna say to you,
what's good?

Pull up your trouser, pull up
your,

- Hood.

- Got it.

- Combats.

- No, hood.

You know that one.

- Oh yeah.

- Give me your best
pose, sell me your pose.

[Diags groans]

[Joe laughs]

- Nice!

- If you saw this on the floor
in my shop,

you say what happens with it?

[Diags stutters]

- It's on the floor of the shop.

- I'd get rid of it.

- No you don't, it's a t-shirt.

- Pick it up and fold it up.

- Yes!
- That's nice.

- Put in pocket.

- Put it in the till.

- Yes!

- You can't rob money, so--

- I know that!

- I give you 40% mark up for
that one.

- Where are you getting these
marks from?

- Just making them up in my
head.

The thing is it's gotta sort of
go

to the head office, I suppose.

Head office is my head.

I'll give you a call.

- All right mate, cheers for
that.

Thanks a lot, see you later.

- All right.

- [Diags] You'll let me know?

- Yeah, I'll let you know.

- All right, see you later.

[upbeat rock music]

[sensual music]

- See, I've never really
understood what saunas do for
you.

- After five minutes,
all your pores open up,

which allows all your black
heads

and any kind of nitty gritty
to just fall out your face.

- All right, boys.

- Hello, mate!

Going for a little one?

- How you doing?

- Look at the body on this one!

- I'm trying to keep up with
that.

- No, mate.

- How are you doing, mister?

- Hello, mate, how have you
been?

- Yeah, really good and you?

- Where's this come from?

- Six weeks of hard work.

- I saw Lauren earlier in the
coffee shop.

- Oh, yeah.

- She told me that you and
her had a bit of a ding dong.

- Yeah, you know what?

I messed up a bit and I was
horrible to her, to be honest.

- Why would you do that?

- Because that situation,
do you know what I mean?

- That ain't cool what you did.

- I know, I know and that's
why--

- You need to go see her mate,
that's what you need to do.

- You know that will
cause an argument, though.

- And that's what she wants.
- It doesn't have to cause

an argument, what is it
with Essex and arguments?

Just take a deep breath and
go and have a chat with her.

- Bloody hell.

[upbeat music]

- Dad?

Arg is here.

- You all right?

- What are you doing here?

- I'm going to take her out
couple,

take her out and stuff, so,
hopefully, it will be quite fun.

- I'm watching you.

- All right, cool.

- See you later, sweet heart.
- See you, dad, bye.

- Have fun as well, all right?

- All right, thank you, bye.

That was so awkward.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Do you like what I'm wearing?

- Yeah, you look gorgeous.

- Can't wait, where are we going
then?

- Well, basically, I've gotta
meet Jasmin,

I've sort of mucked up a little
bit.

- What do you mean?

- Well, basically, I've doubled
booked.

I've already planned to
go to Sam's dinner party,

so I've sort of doubled booked.

- I thought you was gonna take
me out

to a fancy restaurant up in
London to have a good time.

- Yeah, I know.
- And we're going to Sam's?

- I know, I'm sorry.

Obviously, you know, I do
wanna make up to you and stuff,

but I don't know, I sort
of just made a mistake.

- I'm a bit annoyed, to be
honest, Arg.

I just think like I made a
proper effort

and I've given you another
chance,

and you kind of just come
around and you're like,

"Oh, we're going to Sam's, I
forgot I'm taking you out."

- But it's an opportunity
for you to socialise

with the girls and make some new
friends

and we'll have a laugh.

- Yeah, but I'm still annoyed,

and you've gotta make up to me.

- Yeah, all right.

Are you all right to drive?

- What do you mean drive?

Are you taking a piss?

I don't wanna drive, I wanna
drink,

I wanna have a few
glasses of wine and stuff.

- All right, cool, listen.

- I can't believe you're
asking me to drive.

- I wasn't, I was just, didn't
know if you was gonna or not.

So come on, should we get a cab?

- No, it's all right, I'll
get my dad to give us a lift.

Yeah?
- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- All right, then.

- Okay, come on then let's go
and ask him.

Dad?

[slow music]

♪ I knew that something wasn't
right ♪

♪ So close together

♪ I didn't realise

- How you doing, you all right?

Yeah, yeah, are you about later?

I just wanna have a little chat
with you.

[upbeat music]

- We was horse riding earlier.

I swear to God, the
exercise did really work,

like all that up and down and
trot.

Gemma and Arg were historical.

There is so much chemistry
there with Gemma and Arg.

- Yeah, I'm telling you now,

there's a certain love between
them.

He doesn't stop touching her,
admit it.

- Them two were all over each
other.

When I'm with Gemma
- Do you think he still

loves Gemma?
- And he brings up Jasmin,

I think she gets
- Gemma does get funny.

- Gemma gets a little bit.

- I agree.

If you ask me, I'm sorry
I think Jasmin is doing it

for attention, she knows
Arg is quite popular.

[door bell rings]

- Oh, here he is.

- Oh, it must be Arg.

- Oy oy!
[Arg laughs]

- [Sam] Hello!

- Hi!
- Oh, Jasmin, how are you?

Hello, you didn't tell me
you was bringing Jasmin.

- Hello!
- How are you?

- Obviously knowing it was
going to be Jess and Ricky,

Joey and Sam, I felt like
bit of a gooseberry, so,

I thought bring Jasmin
along, a bit of company,

nice for her to socialise.
- Fair enough.

- You could have told me, Arg,

'cause I've only got five
salmons.

How irresponsible is that?

[slow music]

- At the end of all this,
even it's all rubbish,

I don't wanna be called naive
Lucy.

- No, that sort of label
will pass, you know?

Just rise above it.

And don't react, if
anything just say nothing,

or do nothing, it speaks
words, it speaks volumes.

- But once it's happened to you
once,

you're always gonna think the
worst

and you've always got a guard
up,

and I'm never, ever,
ever gonna trust anyone.

Have you ever trusted anyone
completely?

- He's got no reason to lie to
you,

because you're his mum, so no
matter what you'll love him.

So he had no reason to
say, "I didn't do it."

to you if he'd done it.

- It's easier to walk away from
it

than have this every time.

Do you love Mario still?

- Course I do!

That's a stupid question, you
know I do.

- Yeah?

So why let someone destroy it?

Do you know what I mean, Lucy?

What doesn't kill you makes you
stronger.

- I think the worst--
- Don't care what people

say or what people do.

- But it's really hard, like,

when it's happened to you
before,

and it's not even Mario.
- But why you always think--

- It's not even with
Mario, it's other people.

I've been with him in a club,

and a girl has been biting his
ear.

Who acts like that?

And now I'm standing next to
him,

so imagine when I'm
not there what they do.

- Yeah.

- Girls throw themselves at him.

- But it comes with the
territory.

[cutlery clinking]

- How did your interviews go
today, Joe?

- Yeah, that was all right,
actually your brother come.

- I know, was he good?

- To be fair he was a bit shy.

- What do you mean?

My brother's never shy.

- Arg have you spoken to Gemma?

- [Arg] Huh?

- [Jess] I'll take that as a no.

- Gemma's still my mate, ain't
she?

- Yeah, with the horse
riding earlier, wasn't we?

- Yeah, we had a laugh.

Apart from that, I've
got an allergy to horses.

- [Jasmin] What happened
at horse riding then?

- [Ricky] I heard you
really hit it off with her.

- Who?

- Gemma.

- What do you mean?

- Riding horses together,
galloping around,

smiling.
[Arg laughs]

- Smiling.

- I heard there was a lot of
chemistry.

- Jess, would you say that?

- [Jess] I think there's
a lot of chemistry

between you and Gemma.

No offence, Jasmin.

- You and Gemma do have
something
there, you was flirting.

- Oh my God, me and Gemma
are like best friends.

- These lot have told me you
fancy her.

- You think I fancy her?

- Yes.

- I want the Gemma topic
to stop, because it, I do--

- Do you though?

- Yes, I do, because I brought
Jasmin for company tonight

and I do think Jasmin's,

Jasmin is a nice girl, I
think she's attractive,

and I don't think it's
fair or right for you lots

to keep banging on about Gemma.

- Fair enough, but then you
make Jasmin feel welcome,

like you brought her as a
date then, not just a friend.

- I brought Jasmin along
'cause I didn't wanna feel

like a gooseberry and it's
a nice bit of company.

- Yeah, you and Gemma are
friends,

and maybe you should have
brought Gemma,

not instead, I don't mean
that harshly to you Jasmin,

but you're not enemies with
Gemma,

you've had a past with
her, you have chemistry.

- As much as you guys
want a fairy tale ending,

me and Gemma are always gonna be
friends,

it's not gonna be anything more
than that.

We gotta drop the subject now.

- Then you stop flirting with
her!

- I don't flirt with her, we
just--

- You're constantly touching her
bum,

constantly bedding your,
you constantly bed your head

into her breasts.

- Right, I'm just going to the
ladies'.

[dramatic music]

- I feel awkward being here.

- Why?

- You got me on your territory,
ain't you?

- Well, you asked.
- Yeah I know.

I don't even know how to start.

I wanna say sorry.

I still like you, like, it kills
me.

It's not...

I don't even know what to do.

We've tried it twice, didn't we?

And I've hurt you both times.

- I would like to be friends,

but I don't think we can be
friends.

You don't wanna see me with
anyone,

I don't really want to
see you with anyone.

- See, the thing I'd love to
be, I do wanna be with you,

I do, but, I was always thinking

that maybe if you was pregnant,

it might not be a good idea
getting back with each other,

because I thought maybe we'll
probably split up again,

and I went through a
separation, it wasn't nice

when I was a kid and I wouldn't
want,

and I don't think a kid has to
grow up

in a married family to watch it.

[Lauren chuckles]

- I don't like seeing you upset.

I'm not like saying
horrible things to you,

- I'm just saying like,
- I know you're not.

It's me, it's my problem.
- If I knew could have

the nice you like 90% of the
time...

- I can't do it.

Fucking...

- Oh, I feel bad now.

- Don't you feel bad, 'cause
it's me.

It's all me, it's always been
me.

- I don't like seeing you upset.

- Fuck.

I don't know, I would have
loved to have had a kid.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now