Original subtitles

the tans you see might be fake but the people are all real,

although some of what they do has been created

for your entertainment.

[dramatic instrumental music]

Previously on The Only Way Is Essex.

[laughs]

- Welcome to Essex.

- [All] Thank you.

- I want a baby or in my case, a gay-by.

[scoffs]

- I wanna be model.

- You reckon you could do this?

[laughs]

- What was you saying?

- I was thinking about starting off like sending stuff.

I was thinking treesies.

- I'm gonna find a woman I wanna have kids with.

I wanna be a young dad.

- There's a bit of a other situation.

- [Chloe] What?

- I'm kind of late.

- We need to find ourselves an Essex boy.

[upbeat music]

- What is it?

[mumbles] my eyes are all red.

Did you sleep with him?

- No.

But that was only because I didn't want to.

- I don't know what I'm supposed to believe.

All I wanna know is the truth.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- I feel so sorry for her, and him in a way.

- Again, you know what I mean, there's no proof.

He's got the tag but he's never been proven guilty

so why does everyone just assume the worst of him?

- When you've heard so many rumours

and been suspicious so many times

do you know what you end up doing,

you end up hating the person so in the end

if these rumours don't stop Lucy's

just gonna end up hating Mario regardless.

- I'm glad yeah.

- At least we're not involved and it's not us this time.

We're happy thank god.

- Mario's gonna have girls

just throwing themselves at him.

- Every man who's good looking does

and so does a girl but you need to say no.

- She said to me if there's one thing she's learnt

from this whole thing it's that she literally wants

to get her own place.

She's been at mine since everything happened.

I said to her you never let yourself get

in that situation again.

- I mean, what would you have done.

if you'd come home and caught Charlie out?

- Oh there'd have been murders I tell ya.

- But what would you have done?

- I think I'd have cut his whajamacallit off.

- Cut his what?

- Well you know what I mean, what he's gonna use it for.

- The problem with it all is,

is everyone does get stuck in the middle

and some people will decide to take sides.

Other people won't.

- Don't you think this is a wake up call for Mario now?

- Mario's told me he didn't do it right,

and I said to him if you're telling me you didn't do it,

then you didn't do it.

- Things don't just happen like this.

They don't just drop out the sky.

Like Mario knows Ben because he knows me.

Ben knows things about Mario that none of us lot know.

At the end of the day right, let's all be honest

with ourselves, the truth will come out.

[melancholy music]

- [Kim] Have you done anything?

- No mum, I swear I haven't done anything.

It really hurts the fact that when I've done things

in the past and I've text other girls

and all that sort of stuff I used to sit there with.

- Don't get upset darling.

- This is the worst fucking day of my life.

- Oh, come on, come on.

Come on, don't get upset.

Come on, it can get sorted.

Come on don't cry, seriously.

- I just feel like I'm a little kid mum,

I just want you to make it go away.

I haven't done anything wrong.

- [Kim] Mario if I, I wish, I wish I could make it go away.

[upbeat music]

- So you know why I've got you here,

you know what I wanna know, so what happened that night?

She was walking round the club apparently holding his hand,

that's what she told me earlier,

and then they went back to apartment and did stuff together.

- They were together, I didn't, you know what I mean,

like I'm not gonna say they weren't.

We went back to the place and Mario come back

on his own with that girl.

- He came back with the girl?

- Yeah, he come back with that girl.

- But is that sort of stuff happened before?

- I'm not gonna tell you that

'cause that's for you and him to talk about.

- I knew with my life I thought there'd be messages

and stuff but I never thought he'd actually go through

with it and I just feel like,

and I've always been wary about Manchester,

but now I just feel like he's been living this other life

that I don't know anything about in Manchester.

- You deserve better than that Lucy.

I really do feel that way.

- The thing is I know that he's not squeaky clean,

I know that Ben, but.

- [Ben] Mario's, Mario's a good guy Lucy.

- But if he is a good guy, that's what I don't get,

why, why's it all, why?

- Yeah but, yeah and I don't doubt

that you two don't love each other.

- I know he deserves it, I know he deserves it

but I still love him.

- [Ben] Well you've gotta understand.

- You know this relationship you've got, the thing

that is lacking is trust, and, it can get sorted Mario.

- Mum it's my whole life.

My flat, my dogs, everything, Lucy's my whole life.

- I know she is.

- I haven't done anything.

It just keeps happening,

every single time someone says something,

she always believes them over me.

[upbeat music]

- Do you know what, winter is not good

for the fashions stakes.

With this cold weather, I'm eating stodge.

- Yeah.

- I just think with the summer coming up,

I wanna feel really good.

I'm just trying to be more healthier and shape up.

- So what we gonna do yeah?

- You girls are gonna help me,

I'm gonna get on the scales every week.

- Right.

- Bobby's gonna be the weigher innner.

I'm gonna ask Arg to come back as well

because the other day I had to prise biscuits off of him.

- Yeah, I saw you!

- And what I was thinking as well was

when we lose the weight we put, say you lose two pound,

put two pound in the pot, say you lose a pound,

and then that's our drinks fund for Marbella.

- We're in.

[upbeat music]

- [Kirk] All right girls.

- [Twins] Oh hiya.

- You struggling a bit?

- Yeah, just a bit.

- Look turn this down, here we go,

and that should be easier.

- Oh I see.

Look at that.

- Is that better? Took me a while to come over.

I thought you was standing next to a mirror.

You's work for my dad didn't ya?

- [Twins] Yeah.

- How you finding it?

- [Amy] Great, we love it.

- Oh, we love it.

Oh my god you've got loads of tattoos.

- Got a few innit I?

I got this one for me dad the other day .

He's from Lancashire in he so I got the old Lancashire Rose.

- Yeah, he's northern like us two.

- You's aint northern are ya?

Are you single, both of yous or one of you?

- Well yeah, I'm single now

- Are ya?

How you doing, you alright?

[women laughing]

Glad I done me hair today then.

- I do actually like that combed over, like hair look.

- It's the Brentwood sweep this is.

- [Sally] Yeah, I like that,

does everyone have a Brentwood sweep?

- [Kirk] We're born with it,

it just starts to grow like that.

- It just kinda grows that way.

- Yeah, wake up, it's there.

- See, I actually really like that.

- Can I get your number off me dad, is that all right?

- I don't wanna cause any more riots.

- Nah, well I'm single.

- Well, we'll see you at the Sugarhut anyway won't we so.

- Yeah alright, alright then girls,

have fun alright, take it easy.

- Yeah see ya later.

[peaceful music]

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

- Cup of tea.

- [groans] It's just been like the longest few days

of my life.

Mario's went to his sisters so he's taken Bentley

but Lola's here so I've got to look after her,

but I'm still gonna move out and get my own place.

- Mario's gonna be absolutely devastated.

Trouble is, is all these rumours

and all these situations that's made your heart get

to this point where you obviously don't trust Mario fully.

- Mario's got that way about him,

that everyone thinks he's a ladies man

and he's messaged girls in the past

but he's never physically cheated on me.

Everyone is constantly like.

- Well, it's always been rumours,

there's never been solid proof has there?

- Yeah, I do regret not going round there

and just asking him flat out,

and his family have said to me like Lucy, you should,

there must be something wrong with the relationship

'cause you should, you should just trust him,

but I haven't just been sitting back

and going oh he's just a cheating idiot I hate him,

I've been trying to find evidence to help work it out

and try and piece it together.

- Because you're about to throw your whole life away,

like, with someone on the grounds of this situation,

but no why should you, you need to know all the facts.

- Exactly, but either way, I'm gonna move on,

so this'll be my last week at the flat.

- [Jess] Oh no don't get upset.

- I don't regret anything,

but I think I've always known deep down

that I've rushed my life too much.

- Well you're so young, you're 21.

- Jess I've been through so much these last two years

and there's only so much Jess I can take,

and I've learnt a lot of lessons along the way

but I just need a break,

and I need to sort out my own place

and, but I've made a decision and I'm not gonna change it.

- So sweet, you do deserve to be happy, you know that.

- I cant do it anymore Jess.

[melancholy music]

- All the boys have gone to see cheese.

- What do you mean, like a cheese festival?

- Yeah, like Diags is doing

like some cheese sniffing course or something.

He's a weirdo, man.

- What?!

- That's so weird innit, he's sniffing cheese for a job.

- What, how is that even possible?

- I don't know, apparently

there's some famous cheese sniffer

and Diags is interested in sniffing cheese.

- I've never heard anything so ridiculous, you're lying.

- Apparently he sniffs it like that.

- I couldn't think of any.

- And he goes, and he goes, Mozzarella,

like he's proper like sick.

I think it's quite geeky to be fair,

I wouldn't wanna be a cheese sniffer.

- [Sam] Well no, imagine doing it all day, sniffing cheese.

- I'd rather smell something like, I dunno, like ham.

[upbeat music]

- [Diags] Look at all these cheeses!

- [Tom P] Yeah this is the dream.

- [Arg] This is your future.

- Yeah, this is what you've been working towards

your whole life, yeah.

- I just wanna know more about it like

'cause obviously I thought I knew a lot about cheese

but I've never heard of none of these cheeses.

- Is it something you can just like go into,

or do you have to be like sort of born into it?

- You can ease your way in.

This is a Welsh cheddar, black bonnet.

Would you like to taste it? - I'll have a little bit.

- Can I taste a little bit.

Standin' here the whole day.

- [Arg] Can I taste a little bit?

- [Shopkeeper] You're allowed 10 tastes and then I'm going

to force you to buy something.

- He cant buy any.

He's got no money!

- That's why I'm starting up a cheese business.

- What's it like?

- That's strong there innit!

- Is that mature cheddar?

- [Stall Holder] That's a mature but it's creamy.

- Oh that is creamy.

- I'm more of a mild side of cheddar geezer.

- [Arg] No, that is creamy.

- [Stall Holder] I don't sell any mild.

- Don't sell any mild.

- Is that like swearing in the cheese business?

- [Tom P] Eat it then.

- Try Stinking Bishop.

- [Tom And Arg] Stinking bishop!

- A very British cheese.

- Get that down your neck.

- Ah take that.

- [Arg] Oh, it stinks.

- Oh my god, what the hell man, I cant put that in my mouth.

- Tastes good though.

Tastes great.

[shopkeeper laughing]

- Scrap this mate, you don't even like cheese.

Your future aint in cheese, Diags.

- I don't think it is,

and I think you've realised that today

and I know it probably does hurt.

- Well I cant sell chocolate can I?

- [Arg And Tom] Why not? - [Diags] Can I?

- [Tom] 'Course you can.

- You can sell whatever you want mate.

- I've gotta get a proper job, ain't I?

[upbeat music]

- Till training. Let's say you had £15,

but they give you £20, how much change do they get?

- Say again?

- Right something's £15 and the customer gives you 20,

how much change?

- It's 15 quid, what something's 15 quid?

- You're asking me again?

Right, how much change does she get?

- Who?

- [Sam] The customer!

- Of what?

I dunno, what, 20 quid.

- This is gonna be so hard.

- What so it's 15 quid.

And she gives you 20 pound.

- Right, they're buying a t-shirt for £15

and the lady's given me £20 cash.

How much change?

- £5.

- Thank you!

- [Joey] I know it.

- Did something just go ding in your head?

- Yeah, is it a note yeah, give 'em a note?

- Well, no, whatever you want, note, change,

that's not really what matters.

Right so look, you do 15 like that, okay,

that's added on.

- Why you laughing at me for?

- [Sam] Because you just look so confused.

- I've never done this.

- And then the customer's got 20

so you input 20 like that yeah.

- And then it tells ya.

- And then that tells you the £5 change

and then you give them the change.

Really simple.

Let me pretend to be a customer now, ready, you stand there.

Right okay, let's do the same transaction.

I want whatever, this please and that's £20

and I've got a £50 note.

- £20.

- Go on, what do you press?

What one is it?

No! You need to do this a few times.

- [Joey] Can we just try one more time.

What, 20 quid yeah?

- Right £20, and I've given you 50.

Press, plus.

- Subtotal.

- [Sam] No. - [Joey] That one, that one?

- [Sam] No.

- That one, that one, that, that?

- No!

- That one, that one, that.

- Yeah, no.

- That.

I cant do it.

All right, just forget this,

we'll just do this another day eh.

I've done alright, I've done alright innit I?

- Well really we didn't get anywhere

'cause you've just done it there and you didn't do it right.

- All right do you wanna try?

- No, no, no please!

[melancholy music]

- It's just like you know

when you've got something like hanging over you,

it's just like a constant thought.

- [Chloe] It's like a weight on your shoulder.

- Yeah.

- You know, like that Kate Middleton.

Apparently she's had like the worst sickness,

she's been in hospital and everything.

- Oh yeah.

- Like have you had like, you know like your boobs,

do they like hurt a little bit, do they feel a bit tender?

- No.

- Have you got any strong veins in 'em?

Strong blue veins in there and there

but because we've got fake boobs

I think you have veins there anyway, I'm not sure.

- Yeah.

To be fair these tests, they don't really get it wrong.

Like it says here look, if you did it one day

before your period was due it would be 98%,

like that 2% isn't half small,

you an half to to like,

that'd be like if you drunks loads and loads and loads

and loads of water and alcohol,

like first thing in the morning.

- What? What has water and alcohol got to do with it?

- 'Cause it's your wee innit, that's what it tests

in your wee.

You're meant to do it first thing in the morning

so when you've just woke up, that's your strongest wee

'cause it's been in your bladder all night.

- Right, can we just deal with one thing

at a time right now,

and then we'll deal with the rest after?

- Okay, right pops I'm gonna get this.

- [Shop Keeper] Thank you.

- [Chloe] Okay, thank you.

- Oh my god there's Bobby, hide it quick.

- [Lauren And Chloe] Hi.

- Hello, how you doing?

- [Lauren] You alright?

- All right?

- How are you, how are you?

- Good thank you. - You look very nice.

- [Lauren P] Why have got

a Practical Parenting and Pregnancy book?

- Oh, gosh you don't even know do you?

I'm going down the old surrogacy route, I wanna be a dad.

- What?

- Last year you was talking about having like pec implants,

and this year you're talking about like, getting eggs.

Get an Easter egg, Bob, get an Easter egg.

- The thing is I feel like my sperm's getting a bit

like sell by date now.

- Do you not think like, for me,

like, when I have a baby I wanna share it with someone,

not be on my own.

- I might not meet anyone ever, or I might be like 50.

- Bob listen I could go on all day about this subject,

if you need any advice or anything you're more

than welcome to pop round but we gotta go.

- Yeah let's go.

- [Bobby] All right you, okay girls.

- See ya soon, bye. - See ya later.

- See ya later, girls.

- [Chloe] Take care Bob.

- [Bobby] Thank you.

[upbeat music]

- I don't know what Bobby's thinking, it would take like.

- He's just confused I think.

- You know for people to have babies,

they need a solid foundation.

I don't think you should just have a baby out of thin air.

- I think he really needs to really think about this one.

- I think he should go Marbella this year,

have fun, get it all out your system.

- As much as I love Bobby to bits,

but I think he. - And like how can you stand

in the Ocean Club in Marbella

with a child strapped your front?

It aint a good look.

- No, it's just not on,

- But that's where I am sensible

and I wouldn't do it

but I just think Bobby's not thinking logically

but he said to me that he wants me to go

to the surrogate place with him.

- That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

- [Gemma] I know.

[upbeat music]

- It's my new look. - You look like an action man.

What is that?

- I'm just trying something different,

it's good though innit?

What's happening.

You alright, you like it or not?

- You're one for making an entrance

but this is something else innit.

- I know I'm just trying it out, just trying a new look.

- So it's proper fast?

- Yeah, it's sick innit, it's like a buggy.

- I heard something revving,

was that how loud it was?

I heard my house shaking. - Yeah, well loud innit?

- [Kirk] We gotta get one.

- It's so cool mate, everyone's looking at me and I'm like

why's everyone looking at me for? It's 'cause I got this.

- You've killed it.

Right bring this and leave that there.

- [Lauren P] You know when like you visualise your life?

I'm not visualising like prams and stuff yet.

- Yeah, I'm not visualising prams in your life yet.

- I'm still visualising like make up.

- Statement necklaces.

- Yeah.

- But pops, either way it's fine,

so don't get stressed about it, okay?

It's nothing to worry about,

millions of women get pregnant every single day,

it cant be that bad.

I know you don't really wanna talk about it

but how do you think that Kirk would feel, like if he knew?

- I dunno, 'cause he always says he wants kids

but whether he'd want a kid like not in a relationship,

I don't know.

Were you with Maddie's dad when you were pregnant?

- Yeah, I'd been with him five years,

but I wasn't ready, I weren't happy, at all.

In my head I thought oh this is the next step

so I thought I should be doing this

but secretly inside I was thinking like oh my god.

- [Lauren P] Really?

- Like I was only 22.

And I wasn't ready but then,

like she changed my life, you just,

you don't realise how they're gonna change your life.

It gives you like some made strength

like She-Ra 'cause you have this baby

yeah, and then you're like sole,

like you've gotta take care of it,

this innocent like helpless little baby.

She give me something to fight for,

and then I had to get somewhere in life

to provide for her and I'm still fighting for her now.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

- I've never actually baked before, ever in my life.

How much flowers do you need to actually make

this flour stuff?

- It's a different flour, it's spelled differently,

if it was actually had real flowers inside it,

it would be spelled.

- No it's the pollen innit.

Do you reckon you'd bake these for your kids

then if you got 'em?

- You know what, that's what I wanna do,

I can't wait to have kids. - You do want kids don't ya?

- Ah, mate I'm a bit gutted

that I haven't got a kid now to be honest.

- Are ya?

- Yeah man, I wanna be a proper young dad.

- I just think that I'm a kid

so if I have kids it'd be like a kid owning a kid.

- Nah, I think nothing's gonna man you up

until you've got a kid, not just you, any guy,

so that's what you've gotta help me with,

you've gotta help me find a girl so I can impregnate her.

Oh I tell you what, I was at the gym the other day

and you know them two twins that work for Sugarhut,

they are identical but I seem to get on with one

of them and I dunno if to take her out or not, she's fit.

- They both look the same though don't they?

You could take them both out.

- Well I'm a bit worried if I take them out on a date,

I'm gonna take Amy out hopefully,

I haven't even spoke to her but you know

when you feel like you click with someone?

We need to tidy up.

I tell you what you can.

- What you doing? [Kirk laughing]

- Wait, shut your eye.

[Kirk laughing]

- You're such a dickhead.

[phone dings]

- Oh my god.

- [Joey] What?

- What.

- [Joey] What?

- See this is why it does my nut in.

- What?

- I really need to talk to you.

Can you meet me at the pub in half hour near yours?

Lauren.

Why would she wanna talk to me?

- What, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- She wouldn't text me now to tell me that would she?

She wouldn't would she?

I'm trying to think how long ago I had sex with her.

[upbeat music]

- You know since Christmas,

obviously I've lost a couple of stone.

- Yeah you look good. - As you can see.

I've got a little way to go yet but y'know I do hope

to keep going and this diet club might actually help me out.

- Yeah, come on, lets do it.

- A bit of competition, you and me.

- [Gemma] Yeah, let's do it.

- You reckon you'll lose more than me?

- [Gemma] Yeah.

- What, so you gonna try and lose the old?

- Yeah, I will lose it.

- How's things with you?

- Yeah, all right, all right, just, you know, cracking on.

- Yeah, I want you to be happy,

I think a lot of you don't I?

You're one of my best friends, yeah?

You're one of my best mates aren't ya?

Why you getting upset?

Gem, Gemma, why you getting upset?

Come on.

- [Gemma] You just piss me off.

- [Arg] Why?

- [Gemma] I dunno.

- Why do you always get emotional?

Whenever we have a little.

- I dunno, you just piss me off.

- Whenever we have little one on one chats,

and we you know think we could be mates again.

- Yeah, but we are mates but you just piss me off.

[upbeat music]

- Two secs Gem, hello, you alright?

- Oh, that's Jasmine.

- Yeah, yeah, not too bad thanks, what you up to?

Yeah I've been

to the diet club. - Is that Jasmine?

- Gemma's doing a diet club.

Yeah so, 'cause you probably don't need

to lose any weight do ya?

- I fucking hate you, you can fuck yourself.

- All right cheers darling, bye.

What's the matter?

- Nothing, I don't feel well.

[melancholy music]

- I'm absolutely shitting myself.

- Hello.

- [Lauren And Chloe] Hi.

- How's it going?

It's freezing.

How you doing?

- Hello, all right?

- Hello, all right, how you doing, you all right?

- I got my ski goggles.

- Why have you got goggles on?

- [Joey] Got a new car innit I, it's like a quad bike,

like a buggy.

- What you have to wear goggles for it?

- [Joey] You don't have to but I do it for a laugh.

- Awkward city.com, what's going on?

- Joe, shall we go to the bar?

- [Kirk] Ah, is it one of them ones?

Oh shit.

- [Joey] Yous two have a little talk.

- All right, mate?

- Yeah, you?

- Yeah, good, what's up?

- Welcome to my diet club, thank you for coming.

This is about clearing our minds, our souls,

and our chubby bits around our body,

and this is a competition.

- Bring it on.

- We all need to lose weight,

where you need to lose pounds, I need to lose stones

and basically Bobby is our glamouros weighing assistant

and, Bobby are you here to lose weight or are you

just here to help support the team today?

- I'm everyone's shoulder to cry on.

If you've got a little bit of a drama going on,

as you say, if you fancy a BLT, get on the phone to me,

I'm gonna be there for ya.

[everyone laughing]

- Well done Bobby.

- [Man] Well done, Bobby.

- This is why we love you and not only that, you know,

look at Bobby.

I probably eat a fraction of the crisps and chocolateS

that Bobby does, look at me.

Arg, we're here to support, not dig each other out.

Basically if we are together at any points

and we go for dinner or lunch we all need

to keep each other on track.

Arg I was a little bit concerned the other day,

Jess and Bobby will be my witnesses.

We went for lunch.

You devoured doughballs, garlic bread with mozzarella,

and an American hot pizza.

You eat very quick.

Now do you think you've ever been in a situation

where people took food away from you

if you didn't eat it quick,

because to be honest I've never seen nothing like it.

- [Arg] All right, that's a downfall, I'm a quick eater.

- All right, so you're a quick eater.

- And yeah I do like my carbs as well.

Little pickers wear big knickers.

- Yes, I've seen the size of your pants, yes we know that.

- And I've seen the size of yours!

- I would like you to come up here

and tell us why you're losing weight.

[group clapping]

- My name's James "Arg" Argent

and I'm sick of getting called either Large Arg

or the Tubby Crooner.

Also when I'm singing on stage

and when I'm dancing at the same time,

I cant always sing 'cause I get too out of breath

and stuff like that so I think it'll be better

for my career, I'll feel more confident

and hopefully I'll be able to, I dunno,

start dating a model or something like that and, so.

- Arg, thank you.

We hope you get your model.

[upbeat music]

- I've not really heard from you, have I?

- I text ya, I didn't get a reply

- But that was a long time before I had heard from you.

- Yeah, I didn't think we had to text all the time,

do you know what I mean?

- Okay, then what about the month before that?

- Well everyone's been doing stuff really,

didn't think it was like that I thought we was pals,

I didn't think we had to text and that.

- Yeah, I thought we were pals.

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- I've gone away and thought about it

because I maybe felt like you was picking at points

in my life and I felt like a bit of a failure.

- Initially I was like oh my god that's lovely

but in reality I just don't know

where the financial side's coming from.

- Financially, I will find a way.

I know how I will go for it

but obviously for anyone who goes down a baby route,

gay, straight, bi, Thai, whoever does this journey

is gonna have the financial difficulties to deal with.

I mean nappies don't come cheap, formula don't come cheap,

I cant express milk.

- The word "couple" comes into it.

- This is 2013.

Is Katie Price still with Peter Andre?

- [Gemma] She's got a mansion over her head

and she's well alright for money so.

- See again I'm not here to,

it's all about money, how much is this, how much is that?

- [Gemma] Well I, a baby costs money.

- Clearly I'm fucking doing the wrong thing then

and you're just on your soap box

and you're saying the same stuff to me.

- Right, just.

- [Bobby] I'm gonna have to go, babe.

- All I'm saying to you is, your mother

would tell you the same.

How are you paying for this baby?

How are you getting 20 grand together

for an egg that you want?

You said you want the most expensive egg.

So how are you paying for the baby?

Off the government?

- Are you serious?!

- [Gemma] I'm just asking, Bob!

- Are you fucking serious?

You've made it clear.

- Why can't you answer the question?

- Because you don't approve.

All you're talking about is the same fucking thing,

same thing over and over again.

- Yeah how are you paying for a life?

How are you paying for this life

that you've got to feed, clothe and keep warm?

- Please can you just move your car?

- You can't give me an answer Bobby,

how are you paying for this baby?

- As I've said to ya, I'm starting a business,

I've got a business, I will do what I've got to do.

- [Gemma] Calm yourself down.

- Me calm down?

No 'cause I'm on the edge of a fucking breakdown.

- I do, well I love your determination

and your answer and now I know you're ready to have a baby.

- Can you just move your car please?

- 'Cause you are willing to do whatever it takes.

Come on!

- No, it don't work like that Gem,

you've just fucking, I can't.

- Shut up.

- [Bobby] You've hurt me to shit!

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- Something's happened recently and I needed you.

- Like what?

- [Lauren P] Basically I needed a friend

and you weren't my friend.

- Well what, you should get in contact with me then.

- [Lauren P] 'Cause I felt like I couldn't.

- Well, see.

Listen, I dunno.

What's happened?

- I took a pregnancy test.

I found this out when I thought shit,

this is what's happened,

I rang Chloe and not you.

- Don't cry 'cause I've done nothing wrong,

sorry I actually feel bad.

Give me your hand please.

See something like that,

I would've liked to have been with ya.

- [Lauren P] Yeah and I would've liked that

but I felt like I couldn't even ring you.

- I feel bad, like I didn't think that there was.

- If I was just some girl you'd met in a club,

it would be fine but it's not that.

I don't feel like you've got my back,

I needed to feel someone's got my back.

- [Kirk] You're gonna try and start an argument.

- I'm not starting an argument,

I just, I came to tell you that.

- For once in my life I've actually grown up Lauren,

I'm being mature, I'm doing the right things in my life.

- No, 'cause the right thing to do would've been

to ring me and say we have to put a stop to this.

- [Kirk] The stop was.

- Then there would have been was that month

where we didn't talk.

- Whatever was going on between us

there wasn't nothing to stop and I didn't feel that.

- There was something to stop.

When you have sex with a girl there's something to stop.

- What is, you know what.

- If I was some random girl off the street,

yeah I agree, you don't have to tell me, but I'm not.

- [Kirk] It was stopped, it was ended,

we had the sex and.

- No you just ended it

'cause you just stopped contacting me.

- If I was a girl and I thought someone had got me pregnant

and I hated them, that's two people

that are involved in that, Lauren,

and that could've been the biggest step

of someone's, of both people's lives

and you didn't wish to get me involved in it.

- It's not positive.

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