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the tans you see might be fake
but the people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been created

for your entertainment.

[dramatic instrumental music]

Previously on The Only Way Is
Essex.

[laughs]

- Welcome to Essex.

- [All] Thank you.

- I want a baby or in my case, a
gay-by.

[scoffs]

- I wanna be model.

- You reckon you could do this?

[laughs]

- What was you saying?

- I was thinking about starting
off like sending stuff.

I was thinking treesies.

- I'm gonna find a woman
I wanna have kids with.

I wanna be a young dad.

- There's a bit of a other
situation.

- [Chloe] What?

- I'm kind of late.

- We need to find ourselves an
Essex boy.

[upbeat music]

- What is it?

[mumbles] my eyes are all red.

Did you sleep with him?

- No.

But that was only
because I didn't want to.

- I don't know what I'm
supposed to believe.

All I wanna know is the truth.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- I feel so sorry for
her, and him in a way.

- Again, you know what I
mean, there's no proof.

He's got the tag but he's
never been proven guilty

so why does everyone just
assume the worst of him?

- When you've heard so many
rumours

and been suspicious so many
times

do you know what you end up
doing,

you end up hating the person so
in the end

if these rumours don't stop
Lucy's

just gonna end up hating Mario
regardless.

- I'm glad yeah.

- At least we're not involved
and it's not us this time.

We're happy thank god.

- Mario's gonna have girls

just throwing themselves at him.

- Every man who's good looking
does

and so does a girl but you need
to say no.

- She said to me if there's
one thing she's learnt

from this whole thing it's
that she literally wants

to get her own place.

She's been at mine since
everything happened.

I said to her you never let
yourself get

in that situation again.

- I mean, what would you have
done.

if you'd come home and caught
Charlie out?

- Oh there'd have been murders I
tell ya.

- But what would you have done?

- I think I'd have cut
his whajamacallit off.

- Cut his what?

- Well you know what I mean,
what he's gonna use it for.

- The problem with it all is,

is everyone does get stuck in
the middle

and some people will decide to
take sides.

Other people won't.

- Don't you think this is a
wake up call for Mario now?

- Mario's told me he didn't do
it right,

and I said to him if you're
telling me you didn't do it,

then you didn't do it.

- Things don't just happen like
this.

They don't just drop out the
sky.

Like Mario knows Ben because he
knows me.

Ben knows things about Mario
that none of us lot know.

At the end of the day
right, let's all be honest

with ourselves, the truth will
come out.

[melancholy music]

- [Kim] Have you done anything?

- No mum, I swear I haven't done
anything.

It really hurts the fact
that when I've done things

in the past and I've text other
girls

and all that sort of stuff
I used to sit there with.

- Don't get upset darling.

- This is the worst
fucking day of my life.

- Oh, come on, come on.

Come on, don't get upset.

Come on, it can get sorted.

Come on don't cry, seriously.

- I just feel like I'm a little
kid mum,

I just want you to make it go
away.

I haven't done anything wrong.

- [Kim] Mario if I, I wish, I
wish I could make it go away.

[upbeat music]

- So you know why I've got you
here,

you know what I wanna know,
so what happened that night?

She was walking round the club
apparently holding his hand,

that's what she told me earlier,

and then they went back to
apartment and did stuff
together.

- They were together, I
didn't, you know what I mean,

like I'm not gonna say they
weren't.

We went back to the
place and Mario come back

on his own with that girl.

- He came back with the girl?

- Yeah, he come back with that
girl.

- But is that sort of
stuff happened before?

- I'm not gonna tell you that

'cause that's for you
and him to talk about.

- I knew with my life I
thought there'd be messages

and stuff but I never thought
he'd actually go through

with it and I just feel like,

and I've always been
wary about Manchester,

but now I just feel like he's
been living this other life

that I don't know anything
about in Manchester.

- You deserve better than that
Lucy.

I really do feel that way.

- The thing is I know that
he's not squeaky clean,

I know that Ben, but.

- [Ben] Mario's, Mario's a good
guy Lucy.

- But if he is a good guy,
that's what I don't get,

why, why's it all, why?

- Yeah but, yeah and I don't
doubt

that you two don't love each
other.

- I know he deserves it,
I know he deserves it

but I still love him.

- [Ben] Well you've gotta
understand.

- You know this relationship
you've got, the thing

that is lacking is trust,
and, it can get sorted Mario.

- Mum it's my whole life.

My flat, my dogs, everything,
Lucy's my whole life.

- I know she is.

- I haven't done anything.

It just keeps happening,

every single time someone says
something,

she always believes them over
me.

[upbeat music]

- Do you know what, winter is
not good

for the fashions stakes.

With this cold weather, I'm
eating stodge.

- Yeah.

- I just think with the summer
coming up,

I wanna feel really good.

I'm just trying to be more
healthier and shape up.

- So what we gonna do yeah?

- You girls are gonna help me,

I'm gonna get on the scales
every week.

- Right.

- Bobby's gonna be the weigher
innner.

I'm gonna ask Arg to come back
as well

because the other day I had
to prise biscuits off of him.

- Yeah, I saw you!

- And what I was thinking as
well was

when we lose the weight we
put, say you lose two pound,

put two pound in the pot,
say you lose a pound,

and then that's our
drinks fund for Marbella.

- We're in.

[upbeat music]

- [Kirk] All right girls.

- [Twins] Oh hiya.

- You struggling a bit?

- Yeah, just a bit.

- Look turn this down, here we
go,

and that should be easier.

- Oh I see.

Look at that.

- Is that better? Took
me a while to come over.

I thought you was
standing next to a mirror.

You's work for my dad didn't ya?

- [Twins] Yeah.

- How you finding it?

- [Amy] Great, we love it.

- Oh, we love it.

Oh my god you've got loads of
tattoos.

- Got a few innit I?

I got this one for me dad the
other day .

He's from Lancashire in he so
I got the old Lancashire Rose.

- Yeah, he's northern like us
two.

- You's aint northern are ya?

Are you single, both
of yous or one of you?

- Well yeah, I'm single now

- Are ya?

How you doing, you alright?

[women laughing]

Glad I done me hair today then.

- I do actually like that
combed over, like hair look.

- It's the Brentwood sweep this
is.

- [Sally] Yeah, I like that,

does everyone have a Brentwood
sweep?

- [Kirk] We're born with it,

it just starts to grow like
that.

- It just kinda grows that way.

- Yeah, wake up, it's there.

- See, I actually really like
that.

- Can I get your number off
me dad, is that all right?

- I don't wanna cause any more
riots.

- Nah, well I'm single.

- Well, we'll see you at the
Sugarhut anyway won't we so.

- Yeah alright, alright then
girls,

have fun alright, take it easy.

- Yeah see ya later.

[peaceful music]

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

- Cup of tea.

- [groans] It's just been
like the longest few days

of my life.

Mario's went to his sisters
so he's taken Bentley

but Lola's here so I've
got to look after her,

but I'm still gonna move
out and get my own place.

- Mario's gonna be absolutely
devastated.

Trouble is, is all these rumours

and all these situations
that's made your heart get

to this point where you
obviously
don't trust Mario fully.

- Mario's got that way about
him,

that everyone thinks he's a
ladies man

and he's messaged girls in the
past

but he's never physically
cheated on me.

Everyone is constantly like.

- Well, it's always been
rumours,

there's never been solid proof
has there?

- Yeah, I do regret not going
round there

and just asking him flat out,

and his family have said to
me like Lucy, you should,

there must be something
wrong with the relationship

'cause you should, you
should just trust him,

but I haven't just been sitting
back

and going oh he's just a
cheating idiot I hate him,

I've been trying to find
evidence to help work it out

and try and piece it together.

- Because you're about to
throw your whole life away,

like, with someone on the
grounds of this situation,

but no why should you, you
need to know all the facts.

- Exactly, but either
way, I'm gonna move on,

so this'll be my last week at
the flat.

- [Jess] Oh no don't get upset.

- I don't regret anything,

but I think I've always known
deep down

that I've rushed my life too
much.

- Well you're so young, you're
21.

- Jess I've been through so
much these last two years

and there's only so much Jess I
can take,

and I've learnt a lot
of lessons along the way

but I just need a break,

and I need to sort out my own
place

and, but I've made a decision
and I'm not gonna change it.

- So sweet, you do deserve
to be happy, you know that.

- I cant do it anymore Jess.

[melancholy music]

- All the boys have gone to see
cheese.

- What do you mean,
like a cheese festival?

- Yeah, like Diags is doing

like some cheese sniffing
course or something.

He's a weirdo, man.

- What?!

- That's so weird innit, he's
sniffing cheese for a job.

- What, how is that even
possible?

- I don't know, apparently

there's some famous cheese
sniffer

and Diags is interested
in sniffing cheese.

- I've never heard anything
so ridiculous, you're lying.

- Apparently he sniffs it like
that.

- I couldn't think of any.

- And he goes, and he goes,
Mozzarella,

like he's proper like sick.

I think it's quite geeky to be
fair,

I wouldn't wanna be a cheese
sniffer.

- [Sam] Well no, imagine doing
it all day, sniffing cheese.

- I'd rather smell something
like, I dunno, like ham.

[upbeat music]

- [Diags] Look at all these
cheeses!

- [Tom P] Yeah this is the
dream.

- [Arg] This is your future.

- Yeah, this is what
you've been working towards

your whole life, yeah.

- I just wanna know more about
it like

'cause obviously I thought
I knew a lot about cheese

but I've never heard of
none of these cheeses.

- Is it something you
can just like go into,

or do you have to be like
sort of born into it?

- You can ease your way in.

This is a Welsh cheddar, black
bonnet.

Would you like to taste it?
- I'll have a little bit.

- Can I taste a little bit.

Standin' here the whole day.

- [Arg] Can I taste a little
bit?

- [Shopkeeper] You're allowed
10 tastes and then I'm going

to force you to buy something.

- He cant buy any.

He's got no money!

- That's why I'm starting
up a cheese business.

- What's it like?

- That's strong there innit!

- Is that mature cheddar?

- [Stall Holder] That's
a mature but it's creamy.

- Oh that is creamy.

- I'm more of a mild
side of cheddar geezer.

- [Arg] No, that is creamy.

- [Stall Holder] I don't sell
any mild.

- Don't sell any mild.

- Is that like swearing
in the cheese business?

- [Tom P] Eat it then.

- Try Stinking Bishop.

- [Tom And Arg] Stinking bishop!

- A very British cheese.

- Get that down your neck.

- Ah take that.

- [Arg] Oh, it stinks.

- Oh my god, what the hell man,
I cant put that in my mouth.

- Tastes good though.

Tastes great.

[shopkeeper laughing]

- Scrap this mate, you
don't even like cheese.

Your future aint in cheese,
Diags.

- I don't think it is,

and I think you've realised that
today

and I know it probably does
hurt.

- Well I cant sell chocolate can
I?

- [Arg And Tom] Why not?
- [Diags] Can I?

- [Tom] 'Course you can.

- You can sell whatever you want
mate.

- I've gotta get a proper job,
ain't I?

[upbeat music]

- Till training. Let's say you
had £15,

but they give you £20, how
much change do they get?

- Say again?

- Right something's £15 and
the customer gives you 20,

how much change?

- It's 15 quid, what something's
15 quid?

- You're asking me again?

Right, how much change does she
get?

- Who?

- [Sam] The customer!

- Of what?

I dunno, what, 20 quid.

- This is gonna be so hard.

- What so it's 15 quid.

And she gives you 20 pound.

- Right, they're buying a
t-shirt for £15

and the lady's given me £20
cash.

How much change?

- £5.

- Thank you!

- [Joey] I know it.

- Did something just go ding in
your head?

- Yeah, is it a note
yeah, give 'em a note?

- Well, no, whatever
you want, note, change,

that's not really what matters.

Right so look, you do 15 like
that, okay,

that's added on.

- Why you laughing at me for?

- [Sam] Because you just look so
confused.

- I've never done this.

- And then the customer's got 20

so you input 20 like that yeah.

- And then it tells ya.

- And then that tells you the £5
change

and then you give them the
change.

Really simple.

Let me pretend to be a customer
now, ready, you stand there.

Right okay, let's do the same
transaction.

I want whatever, this
please and that's £20

and I've got a £50 note.

- £20.

- Go on, what do you press?

What one is it?

No! You need to do this a few
times.

- [Joey] Can we just try one
more time.

What, 20 quid yeah?

- Right £20, and I've given you
50.

Press, plus.

- Subtotal.

- [Sam] No.
- [Joey] That one, that one?

- [Sam] No.

- That one, that one, that,
that?

- No!

- That one, that one, that.

- Yeah, no.

- That.

I cant do it.

All right, just forget this,

we'll just do this another day
eh.

I've done alright, I've
done alright innit I?

- Well really we didn't get
anywhere

'cause you've just done it there
and you didn't do it right.

- All right do you wanna try?

- No, no, no please!

[melancholy music]

- It's just like you know

when you've got something
like hanging over you,

it's just like a constant
thought.

- [Chloe] It's like a
weight on your shoulder.

- Yeah.

- You know, like that Kate
Middleton.

Apparently she's had
like the worst sickness,

she's been in hospital and
everything.

- Oh yeah.

- Like have you had like,
you know like your boobs,

do they like hurt a little
bit, do they feel a bit tender?

- No.

- Have you got any strong veins
in 'em?

Strong blue veins in there and
there

but because we've got fake boobs

I think you have veins
there anyway, I'm not sure.

- Yeah.

To be fair these tests, they
don't really get it wrong.

Like it says here look,
if you did it one day

before your period was
due it would be 98%,

like that 2% isn't half small,

you an half to to like,

that'd be like if you drunks
loads and loads and loads

and loads of water and alcohol,

like first thing in the morning.

- What? What has water and
alcohol got to do with it?

- 'Cause it's your wee
innit, that's what it tests

in your wee.

You're meant to do it
first thing in the morning

so when you've just woke up,
that's your strongest wee

'cause it's been in
your bladder all night.

- Right, can we just deal with
one thing

at a time right now,

and then we'll deal with the
rest after?

- Okay, right pops I'm gonna get
this.

- [Shop Keeper] Thank you.

- [Chloe] Okay, thank you.

- Oh my god there's Bobby, hide
it quick.

- [Lauren And Chloe] Hi.

- Hello, how you doing?

- [Lauren] You alright?

- All right?

- How are you, how are you?

- Good thank you.
- You look very nice.

- [Lauren P] Why have got

a Practical Parenting and
Pregnancy book?

- Oh, gosh you don't even know
do you?

I'm going down the old surrogacy
route, I wanna be a dad.

- What?

- Last year you was talking
about having like pec implants,

and this year you're talking
about like, getting eggs.

Get an Easter egg, Bob, get an
Easter egg.

- The thing is I feel like
my sperm's getting a bit

like sell by date now.

- Do you not think like, for me,

like, when I have a baby I
wanna share it with someone,

not be on my own.

- I might not meet anyone
ever, or I might be like 50.

- Bob listen I could go on
all day about this subject,

if you need any advice
or anything you're more

than welcome to pop round but we
gotta go.

- Yeah let's go.

- [Bobby] All right you, okay
girls.

- See ya soon, bye.
- See ya later.

- See ya later, girls.

- [Chloe] Take care Bob.

- [Bobby] Thank you.

[upbeat music]

- I don't know what Bobby's
thinking, it would take like.

- He's just confused I think.

- You know for people to have
babies,

they need a solid foundation.

I don't think you should just
have a baby out of thin air.

- I think he really needs to
really think about this one.

- I think he should go Marbella
this year,

have fun, get it all out your
system.

- As much as I love Bobby to
bits,

but I think he.
- And like how can you stand

in the Ocean Club in Marbella

with a child strapped your
front?

It aint a good look.

- No, it's just not on,

- But that's where I am sensible

and I wouldn't do it

but I just think Bobby's
not thinking logically

but he said to me that he wants
me to go

to the surrogate place with him.

- That is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.

- [Gemma] I know.

[upbeat music]

- It's my new look.
- You look like an action man.

What is that?

- I'm just trying something
different,

it's good though innit?

What's happening.

You alright, you like it or not?

- You're one for making an
entrance

but this is something else
innit.

- I know I'm just trying it
out, just trying a new look.

- So it's proper fast?

- Yeah, it's sick innit,
it's like a buggy.

- I heard something revving,

was that how loud it was?

I heard my house shaking.
- Yeah, well loud innit?

- [Kirk] We gotta get one.

- It's so cool mate, everyone's
looking at me and I'm like

why's everyone looking at me
for? It's 'cause I got this.

- You've killed it.

Right bring this and leave that
there.

- [Lauren P] You know when
like you visualise your life?

I'm not visualising like
prams and stuff yet.

- Yeah, I'm not visualising
prams in your life yet.

- I'm still visualising like
make up.

- Statement necklaces.

- Yeah.

- But pops, either way it's
fine,

so don't get stressed about it,
okay?

It's nothing to worry about,

millions of women get
pregnant every single day,

it cant be that bad.

I know you don't really
wanna talk about it

but how do you think that Kirk
would feel, like if he knew?

- I dunno, 'cause he
always says he wants kids

but whether he'd want a kid
like not in a relationship,

I don't know.

Were you with Maddie's dad
when you were pregnant?

- Yeah, I'd been with him five
years,

but I wasn't ready, I
weren't happy, at all.

In my head I thought oh
this is the next step

so I thought I should be doing
this

but secretly inside I was
thinking like oh my god.

- [Lauren P] Really?

- Like I was only 22.

And I wasn't ready but then,

like she changed my life, you
just,

you don't realise how they're
gonna change your life.

It gives you like some made
strength

like She-Ra 'cause you have this
baby

yeah, and then you're like sole,

like you've gotta take care of
it,

this innocent like helpless
little baby.

She give me something to fight
for,

and then I had to get somewhere
in life

to provide for her and I'm
still fighting for her now.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

- I've never actually baked
before, ever in my life.

How much flowers do you
need to actually make

this flour stuff?

- It's a different flour,
it's spelled differently,

if it was actually had
real flowers inside it,

it would be spelled.

- No it's the pollen innit.

Do you reckon you'd
bake these for your kids

then if you got 'em?

- You know what, that's what I
wanna do,

I can't wait to have kids.
- You do want kids don't ya?

- Ah, mate I'm a bit gutted

that I haven't got a kid now to
be honest.

- Are ya?

- Yeah man, I wanna be a proper
young dad.

- I just think that I'm a kid

so if I have kids it'd be
like a kid owning a kid.

- Nah, I think nothing's gonna
man you up

until you've got a kid,
not just you, any guy,

so that's what you've gotta help
me with,

you've gotta help me find a
girl so I can impregnate her.

Oh I tell you what, I was
at the gym the other day

and you know them two twins
that work for Sugarhut,

they are identical but I
seem to get on with one

of them and I dunno if to take
her out or not, she's fit.

- They both look the
same though don't they?

You could take them both out.

- Well I'm a bit worried if
I take them out on a date,

I'm gonna take Amy out
hopefully,

I haven't even spoke to her but
you know

when you feel like you click
with someone?

We need to tidy up.

I tell you what you can.

- What you doing?
[Kirk laughing]

- Wait, shut your eye.

[Kirk laughing]

- You're such a dickhead.

[phone dings]

- Oh my god.

- [Joey] What?

- What.

- [Joey] What?

- See this is why it does my nut
in.

- What?

- I really need to talk to you.

Can you meet me at the pub
in half hour near yours?

Lauren.

Why would she wanna talk to me?

- What, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

- She wouldn't text me now
to tell me that would she?

She wouldn't would she?

I'm trying to think how
long ago I had sex with her.

[upbeat music]

- You know since Christmas,

obviously I've lost a couple of
stone.

- Yeah you look good.
- As you can see.

I've got a little way to
go yet but y'know I do hope

to keep going and this diet
club might actually help me out.

- Yeah, come on, lets do it.

- A bit of competition, you and
me.

- [Gemma] Yeah, let's do it.

- You reckon you'll lose more
than me?

- [Gemma] Yeah.

- What, so you gonna try and
lose the old?

- Yeah, I will lose it.

- How's things with you?

- Yeah, all right, all right,
just, you know, cracking on.

- Yeah, I want you to be happy,

I think a lot of you don't I?

You're one of my best friends,
yeah?

You're one of my best mates
aren't ya?

Why you getting upset?

Gem, Gemma, why you getting
upset?

Come on.

- [Gemma] You just piss me off.

- [Arg] Why?

- [Gemma] I dunno.

- Why do you always get
emotional?

Whenever we have a little.

- I dunno, you just piss me off.

- Whenever we have
little one on one chats,

and we you know think
we could be mates again.

- Yeah, but we are mates
but you just piss me off.

[upbeat music]

- Two secs Gem, hello, you
alright?

- Oh, that's Jasmine.

- Yeah, yeah, not too bad
thanks, what you up to?

Yeah I've been

to the diet club.
- Is that Jasmine?

- Gemma's doing a diet club.

Yeah so, 'cause you probably
don't need

to lose any weight do ya?

- I fucking hate you,
you can fuck yourself.

- All right cheers darling, bye.

What's the matter?

- Nothing, I don't feel well.

[melancholy music]

- I'm absolutely shitting
myself.

- Hello.

- [Lauren And Chloe] Hi.

- How's it going?

It's freezing.

How you doing?

- Hello, all right?

- Hello, all right, how
you doing, you all right?

- I got my ski goggles.

- Why have you got goggles on?

- [Joey] Got a new car innit
I, it's like a quad bike,

like a buggy.

- What you have to wear goggles
for it?

- [Joey] You don't have to
but I do it for a laugh.

- Awkward city.com, what's going
on?

- Joe, shall we go to the bar?

- [Kirk] Ah, is it one of them
ones?

Oh shit.

- [Joey] Yous two have a little
talk.

- All right, mate?

- Yeah, you?

- Yeah, good, what's up?

- Welcome to my diet club,
thank you for coming.

This is about clearing
our minds, our souls,

and our chubby bits around our
body,

and this is a competition.

- Bring it on.

- We all need to lose weight,

where you need to lose
pounds, I need to lose stones

and basically Bobby is our
glamouros weighing assistant

and, Bobby are you here
to lose weight or are you

just here to help support the
team today?

- I'm everyone's shoulder to cry
on.

If you've got a little
bit of a drama going on,

as you say, if you fancy a
BLT, get on the phone to me,

I'm gonna be there for ya.

[everyone laughing]

- Well done Bobby.

- [Man] Well done, Bobby.

- This is why we love you
and not only that, you know,

look at Bobby.

I probably eat a fraction
of the crisps and chocolateS

that Bobby does, look at me.

Arg, we're here to support,
not dig each other out.

Basically if we are together at
any points

and we go for dinner or lunch we
all need

to keep each other on track.

Arg I was a little bit
concerned the other day,

Jess and Bobby will be my
witnesses.

We went for lunch.

You devoured doughballs,
garlic bread with mozzarella,

and an American hot pizza.

You eat very quick.

Now do you think you've
ever been in a situation

where people took food away from
you

if you didn't eat it quick,

because to be honest I've
never seen nothing like it.

- [Arg] All right, that's a
downfall, I'm a quick eater.

- All right, so you're a quick
eater.

- And yeah I do like my carbs as
well.

Little pickers wear big
knickers.

- Yes, I've seen the size of
your pants, yes we know that.

- And I've seen the size of
yours!

- I would like you to come up
here

and tell us why you're losing
weight.

[group clapping]

- My name's James "Arg" Argent

and I'm sick of getting
called either Large Arg

or the Tubby Crooner.

Also when I'm singing on stage

and when I'm dancing at the same
time,

I cant always sing 'cause
I get too out of breath

and stuff like that so
I think it'll be better

for my career, I'll feel more
confident

and hopefully I'll be able to, I
dunno,

start dating a model or
something like that and, so.

- Arg, thank you.

We hope you get your model.

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- I've not really heard from
you, have I?

- I text ya, I didn't get a
reply

- But that was a long time
before I had heard from you.

- Yeah, I didn't think we
had to text all the time,

do you know what I mean?

- Okay, then what about
the month before that?

- Well everyone's been doing
stuff really,

didn't think it was like
that I thought we was pals,

I didn't think we had to text
and that.

- Yeah, I thought we were pals.

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- I've gone away and thought
about it

because I maybe felt like
you was picking at points

in my life and I felt
like a bit of a failure.

- Initially I was like
oh my god that's lovely

but in reality I just don't know

where the financial side's
coming from.

- Financially, I will find a
way.

I know how I will go for it

but obviously for anyone
who goes down a baby route,

gay, straight, bi, Thai,
whoever does this journey

is gonna have the financial
difficulties to deal with.

I mean nappies don't come
cheap, formula don't come cheap,

I cant express milk.

- The word "couple" comes into
it.

- This is 2013.

Is Katie Price still with Peter
Andre?

- [Gemma] She's got a
mansion over her head

and she's well alright for money
so.

- See again I'm not here to,

it's all about money, how much
is this, how much is that?

- [Gemma] Well I, a baby costs
money.

- Clearly I'm fucking
doing the wrong thing then

and you're just on your soap box

and you're saying the same stuff
to me.

- Right, just.

- [Bobby] I'm gonna have to go,
babe.

- All I'm saying to you is, your
mother

would tell you the same.

How are you paying for this
baby?

How are you getting 20 grand
together

for an egg that you want?

You said you want the most
expensive egg.

So how are you paying for the
baby?

Off the government?

- Are you serious?!

- [Gemma] I'm just asking, Bob!

- Are you fucking serious?

You've made it clear.

- Why can't you answer the
question?

- Because you don't approve.

All you're talking about
is the same fucking thing,

same thing over and over again.

- Yeah how are you paying for a
life?

How are you paying for this life

that you've got to feed,
clothe and keep warm?

- Please can you just move your
car?

- You can't give me an answer
Bobby,

how are you paying for this
baby?

- As I've said to ya,
I'm starting a business,

I've got a business, I will
do what I've got to do.

- [Gemma] Calm yourself down.

- Me calm down?

No 'cause I'm on the edge
of a fucking breakdown.

- I do, well I love your
determination

and your answer and now I know
you're ready to have a baby.

- Can you just move your car
please?

- 'Cause you are willing
to do whatever it takes.

Come on!

- No, it don't work like that
Gem,

you've just fucking, I can't.

- Shut up.

- [Bobby] You've hurt me to
shit!

[upbeat music]

- Something's happened
recently and I needed you.

- Like what?

- [Lauren P] Basically I needed
a friend

and you weren't my friend.

- Well what, you should get
in contact with me then.

- [Lauren P] 'Cause I
felt like I couldn't.

- Well, see.

Listen, I dunno.

What's happened?

- I took a pregnancy test.

I found this out when I thought
shit,

this is what's happened,

I rang Chloe and not you.

- Don't cry 'cause I've
done nothing wrong,

sorry I actually feel bad.

Give me your hand please.

See something like that,

I would've liked to have been
with ya.

- [Lauren P] Yeah and
I would've liked that

but I felt like I couldn't even
ring you.

- I feel bad, like I didn't
think that there was.

- If I was just some
girl you'd met in a club,

it would be fine but it's not
that.

I don't feel like you've got my
back,

I needed to feel someone's got
my back.

- [Kirk] You're gonna try
and start an argument.

- I'm not starting an argument,

I just, I came to tell you that.

- For once in my life I've
actually grown up Lauren,

I'm being mature, I'm doing
the right things in my life.

- No, 'cause the right
thing to do would've been

to ring me and say we have
to put a stop to this.

- [Kirk] The stop was.

- Then there would have
been was that month

where we didn't talk.

- Whatever was going on between
us

there wasn't nothing to
stop and I didn't feel that.

- There was something to stop.

When you have sex with a girl
there's something to stop.

- What is, you know what.

- If I was some random
girl off the street,

yeah I agree, you don't have
to tell me, but I'm not.

- [Kirk] It was stopped, it was
ended,

we had the sex and.

- No you just ended it

'cause you just stopped
contacting me.

- If I was a girl and I thought
someone had got me pregnant

and I hated them, that's two
people

that are involved in that,
Lauren,

and that could've been the
biggest step

of someone's, of both people's
lives

and you didn't wish to
get me involved in it.

- It's not positive.

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