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[horn blows]

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[yelling]

Previously on 'The Only Way Is
Essex!'

- You've got to stop!

- I think in the New Year,
we should stop just talking

about getting a house and
actually do it.

- Let's do it.

- You're crying because I'm not
with him.

I don't regret going out with
him,

but I regret that things went
wrong.

- You're the alpha now?

- James you're demented.

[laughter]

- Go ahead and do it.

[woman gasps]

- I just wanna have fun.

- We were not having fun.

- I've got no more tears
to cry and I'm like shit.

I'm strong enough.

- If I loose weight, I'll be
able

to pull better looking girls.

- Chicken's good for ya!

[men laughing]

- Oh, no one comes around.

You ever seen the film called
"Friends with benefits."

- If I knew you were
gonna be a serial dater.

- I'm not a serial dater.

- men like Joey, fall in love,

and get their heart broken.

- Are you looking forward
to be looking at my bressex.

- I can't wait.

[trumpet horn blows]

[jazzy intro music]

- Have you heard about Joey?

- I think Joey's ready to do it.

- It's a lot of responsibility
for someone so young.

- I feel bad that I didn't know!

- Yeah.

- I'm like oh, Joe,
like, like what the hell?

- 'Cause its not like you can
have a round and break up.

That's like a big, that's
quite a big commitment.

- Its such as nice day innit?

- Come on!

Come on get on my back, come on.

- Wait, you're going to drop me.

Not run.

- Babe, you're strangling
me, what you doing?

- Here we are!

- Yes.

- Over the threshold!

- Done, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.

- Don't drop me.

- I got this properly.

- Woo hoo, we've done it!

You dropped me!

So this is your shop!

- This is it mate!

- You've done it!

- This is it!

We got it!

- You have your own shop!

- We need to put brick
everywhere,

we need to make it like
sort of like an alleyway.

And we need to buy like
a traffic light lamp!

Want the till to be bricks.

I want bricks on that wall,

bricks on this wall,

I want bricks everywhere.

- Do you know how to use the
till?

[upbeat music]

- You're sweating more doing
that than you were working out.

[boys laugh]

Are we all up for my birthday
tonight.

- Mate, I'm majorly up for it.

- We are so up for this!

- Boys only though, its boys
only!

- Is Lucy gonna be alright about
that?

- Its his birthday, he's allowed
to!

- I'll still do something with
her!

- What's everyone gonna wear
then?

- Presuming the only
reason your wearing black

is because its slimming isn't
it.

It's a slimming colour!

- Ah!

- He's so pissed off!

- Ah, its out of order mate!

No, that is out of order

'cause ive been working hard on
this.

Stop being a prick, it
might be your birthday.

- Stop worrying you look good,
you've, you've shaved off.

- You're so detrimental all the
time?

- Yeah but you're always
bantering me all the time!

- Yeah, I'm only bantering
about your health.

What's going on?

- Mario!

[laughter]

- Fuck this, I'm out!

- Later's mate.

- Aww, Chris man!

- What do you fancy?

- Bacon sandwich.

What you getting?

- Small one, I'm just gonna go
for

smoked salmon and scrambled
eggs.

- What with though, what are
you getting it with though?

- Nothing, that's all
I'm having, by its self.

- Bacon, sausages?

- No, no.

I've lost a lot of weight,
lost about a stone and a half.

Feeling good about myself
and feeling confident

and I do feel the new Arg is
back.

Do I look slimmer?

- You do look a little
bit, your arms look skinny.

Lost a lot of arm weight.

- What about my face?

- Mostly around the arms,
a lot around your arms!

- Anyway look what I'm
saying is I still feel

like my life's changing.

I'm moving out, I'm gonna get
myself a fit new girlfriend.

- So you're not seeing
anyone that we know?

- I'm not seeing anyone at the
moment no.

I'm completely single.

- Have you spoke to Jasmin
recently?

- No.

- Not at all?

- No.

- You were saying on nights
you was messaging her

like saying you reckon you could
do this.

Is that true yes or no?

- I reckon if I really wanted
to I probably could, yeah!

- Hundred percent?

- 'Cause, only because of the
way she.

- All right.

[Arg laughs]

- All right, Jasmin.

- What was you saying?

- No no what did you say like?

- Diags what did he say?

- I was just paying you a
compliment.

- Really?

- What I thought, what
I thought you said was,

that you think you could
do bits with Jasmin.

- What do you mean?

What have you been saying, Arg?

- Diags likes winding people up.

He's a joker.

- Last time I saw you Arg,
you ran away from my house.

- In front of her whole family?

- I felt uncomfortable.

- Yeah, it was really rude.

- No, listen, I love to see you
again,

but maybe not sitting
around your living room

with all your family.

- Okay, we'll go out and we'll
chat about what happened,

but nothing else is going
to happen, alright Arg?

No doing bits.

[laughter]

[techno pop music]

- You stormed out man, you
alright?

- I'm pissed off aren't I.

- Oh, what's up?

- I just don't want to take it
anymore

like 'cause its knocking me
down, for me at the minute

this is like a rebrand of little
Chris.

I'm trying to make
little Chris, big Chris.

I actually couldn't even
stand to listen to him talk.

I just didn't even want to hear
him talk.

I walked out, yeah!

He didn't go, Chris wait up!

Let me have a chat with
you, like any friend would.

He just let me walk off.

That's how much he cares mate.

- No, I get it right.

I'm on both your sides,
you're both me friends right.

Mario takes the piss out of ya.

That's his way of doing it
right, wait,

he's got a lot of the best ya
know, he's got the best car,

he's got a good body, he likes
to be able

to put other people down.

- Yeah but he should see that
all of us are doing well.

- I know that and he's
probably threatened by that.

Now that we've come through.

We've both lost nearly a stone
each.

I mean, he's starting to think
shit

maybe they're catching up now

and maybe that's why
he's putting you down,

just remember that mate,
take it as a compliment

that he's threatened.

I don't want to be put down
when I'm in someones company

all the time, do you know what I
mean.

- Instead of telling me and
going,

"Ah you know he's doing this
and he's putting me down,"

you gotta start sticking up for
yourself.

- All I'm gonna say, Rick,
is this sponge is fed up

of soaking up.

- There you go.

- Do ya know mean, I don't,
I don't actually want.

- You need to dry your sponge.

- Yeah, I know exactly.

[upbeat music]

- Dan, guess what?

I went to the coffee shop this
morning

and I bumped into Diags and Arg.

- What did they say?

- Well basically I was
just ordering a coffee

and then I overheard him saying
stuff

like I can do bits with
Jaz and stuff, and then.

- Do bits?

- Yeah do bits.

- What does he mean by 'Do
Bits'?

- Sandwiches?

- Thanks, mum, you all right.

- Did you hear what happened?

- What?

- I met Arg.

- Did you?

- Yeah, but the thing is I
don't mind if he takes me out

just to make up to me and
tell me why he did wrong,

but like, do you think
I want to be going out

with a boy straight away.

- Not even going out
with a boy like though,

going out with Arg.

To be honest like he's
like a big cuddly bear.

He'll eat the sandwiches and
run.

I'll have to say something,
won't I?

- Don't say anything
like stupid though, Dan.

- It's the fact that I'm your
brother,

I think he should ask for my
permission.

- You'll need something
to sort your hair through!

- What you doing, don't touch my
hair.

- Mum don't touch his hair.

- I wanna be a model.

I'm gonna earn at least
300,000 thousand pounds.

- You can't, only people,

like David Beckham earn that
much money.

- Yeah, if you put a picture of
me

and David Beckham together,

like people would be like,
Danny.

- Right, so your gonna do your
modelling,

but how are you gonna start it
off?

Like, what about Joey?

You could like, model his
clothing range.

- I actually could as well.

I could be in the window like,

you know you get the front
windows

and I'll be posing like that!

- How would you pose?

- What are they called?

The doll things.

- Models?

- Yeah I know but the fake doll,

like it's a statue basically,
I'll pretend to be a statue.

- Mannequins.

- Yeah, that's it a
mannequin, yeah a mannequin,

I'll be a mannequin.

[upbeat music]

- Nice, it's a little bit
smaller than I thought though.

- It's a magic room!

- Well, you mean where the magic
happens.

- Yeah.

- Sometimes.

- It's where I come into
my own, bed, harness, done!

- Right, next room.

[laughter]

- Ah, this is cute.

This would be my princess
room, my dress up room.

- No, this would be for our
first child.

- We're not having kids, I'm
only 21.

No, look we don't need to
think about kid's rooms yet.

- So, what do you think of it?

- Honestly, I like it, I think
they have done it up nice,

but want something that
I can put my stamp on.

- Yeah, I think its too small.

I think the house we buy next is
the house

we will have kids in,

because you gotta think
do we want to move again

in a year's, two year's time?

- We won't be having a kid
in a year, two years time.

Well maybe in ten years time.

- Ten years time is ridiculous.

- It's not that ridicules,
Mario.

- That means I'll be like 34.

- Also I do think you need to
have

a clear out of your shoe's.

You've got 300 pairs of shoes.

On average a pair of
trainers are 50 quid, yeah.

So 300 times 50 equals,

15 grand!

You have spent 15 grand on
shoes.

- I'm good to my feet.

- People save up years for
that amount of money to put

a deposit on a house.

You're gonna have to start
being responsible now.

- I will be responsible!

- What we doing tonight for your
birthday?

- Just going out with a few of
the boys.

- What?

- I'm not going out, out.

I'm going out with the
boys at Ricky's bar.

- But on your birthday I
thought you'd want to see me.

- Seriously, I don't need egg
from you,

I've had egg from Chris.

- I'm not giving you egg!

- Seriously it's my 25th
birthday

and I want to see the boys.

- You can do, Mario you
can do what you want.

I'm not going to tell you what
to do.

I just thought you would want
to see me on your birthday.

[upbeat music]

- Bob, it's so good to be
looking at your face again.

- I've missed you so much.

- It's like I've been
away for ages isn't it.

Do you know what I think
before I went away,

it was very stressful 'cause I
was moving

and I've gone on holiday
and now I just feel

like really relaxed
and even more shocking.

- What are you gonna tell me?

- I'm becoming a vegetarian!

- Shut up!

- Yeah, after all that horse
scandal,

I just don't want it in my life
anymore.

I'm becoming at one with mother
earth.

- Sausages are what, arseholes
and eyeballs aren't they.

They're full of rubbish anyway.

- Disgusting.

- I only eat chicken, a
bit of poultry anyway but.

- Make sure it's
free-range 'cause its going

to make your soul like a lot
clearer.

It's all about cleansing
yourself

and if your clear inside,
everything's clear.

- That's why your aura is
so positive at the moment.

- I feel, do you feel it?

- I can absolutely feel your
energy your giving to me, yeah!

- I feel really good.

- Do you know what?

I think this is a new
year, a new start of 2013.

This is my year, 13
unlucky for some, not me!

This is my year!

And do you know what it is as
well,

its because I'm 27 this summer

and in gay years that's about
45.

We age so much faster and I'm
like shit,

I'm getting over the hill
now, my sperm's getting stale.

How sweet is this?

Thing is Gem, I wanna be a dad!

I wanna baby!

Or in my case a gayby.

- Bob I'm in shock, I gotta have
a drink.

[upbeat music]

- Last night, I was eating a
shepherds pie

and I was a bit like ok
I'll just eat the mash,

but then I couldn't help
it so I ate the beef,

so I probably ate a horse.

- So you still ate it knowing
it might well have been horse.

- Well, you know what I was
thinking like I know its sad

on the horses, but like,
but they are pretty much

the same as cows and pigs and
chickens.

They got the same rights.

- Not really 'cause horses have
got

like personalities don't they.

- Hmm, not any of the horses
I've met.

- You know who would be devo
about

this whole horse scandal, mick!

- Why?

- 'Cause he's well horsey isn't
he!

And one of his horses is having
a baby.

- That will be the next thing
won't it?

Mick's having a baby shower for
his horse,

baby horse shower.

- A pony shower.

It's called a foal?

Foal, foal shower.

[upbeat music]

- Is this the pregnant one?

- Yeah, can't you tell?

- He's a bit big though in'it.

- It's a her, it's a her
cause she's pregnant.

- What there's an actual
horse in her belly?

- Can you feel it?

- No, what am I going to feel?

There's a foal in there,
and it's quite a big one!

Like about as big as
one of them over there.

In fact, it probably come
out taller than one of them.

Now what's happening with
Lauren,

I know I've seen her around
here a few times but that's all.

- No that's cause, you
know what we went with

the old friend with benefits
thing I think

that was just to break the ice,

but were pals now which
is good, I love it now.

- Its good to keep it like that.

- I know yeah that's what I
like,

there's no awkwardness if I see
her out

its brilliant you can just talk
normally,

but know I want to find the one.

I wanna to settle down
I want to find a women

I wanna have kids with,
I wanna be a young dad,

that's what I wanna do.

- You need to man up.

- No I see it, I'm a man
trust me, I'm having it.

- So have you spoke to Kirk
recently?

- I'm actually a little bit
disappointed

in him to be honest.

- Why?

- Because, obviously we
started hooking up again.

We both agreed it is what it
was, right!

And then just one day
didn't hear anything.

- I don't know what to
say about that pops.

- When its just me and him he's
like,

oh I do still love you blah,
blah, blah.

- Yeah I think he done,
he did still love you.

- Like it feels like he
has to put on this front

because but maybe he's
seeing loads of other girls.

I don't know?

- Nah, even if he is seeing
loads of other girls,

you always have that one person

that you just never get over,

Don't you?

Like everybody has that person
and

you obviously didn't
completely get over him

because you went back,
do ya know what I mean.

- Yeah I shouldn't have done
that.

- Well, no you can't say
you shouldn't have done it.

You gotta do what you gotta do,
pops, at the end of the day.

- I know but now there's a
bit of another situation.

- What?

- Mmm, I'm kind of late!

[upbeat music]

- I've seen the Louie
pushchair in Bond street.

Beaut and it actually matches my
bag

with the black and silver.

- Calm down, a baby's for life.

It's not a fashion accessory

but it's a massive thing in your
life.

- I've been doing my research
into it.

There is possibility for
gay men to adopt now.

The government's got a lot
better.

I think it's the government.

Whoever deals with giving out
the babies,

they've got better at
doing it for the gays,

however for me to arrive as a
singleton

they're gonna laugh me out the
centre.

So the only other option is
surrogacy.

- What's that?

- I can just find the
one women who's my kind

of hash tag oven who's going
to carry it and use her egg.

- How are you going to finance
this Bobby?

Not being rude.

There's no point in
spending 40 thousand pounds

on a faberge egg and
living in a high rise.

It's not easy Bob.

No job, how you gonna feed a
baby?

How you gonna clothe a baby?

How ya gonna even make the baby
a bloody dairy lee sandwich?

- You sound against it.

- I am for now, not forever, but
for now.

- Do you not think that I'd
be a good dad then, babe?

- I think you'd be a brilliant
dad, but your rushing it.

[upbeat music]

- I think the thought
of you two having a dog

is a nice idea but it is kind
of like having a baby isn't it

like that responsibility.

- Pretty much even worse 'cause
you cant put a nappy on'em.

- And they smell, I'm sorry.

Even if you go out and put dog
perfume

on them they still smell.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- How are you?

You look very glam, very glam.

- You okay, you ok?

- What are you doing tonight
then for Mario's birthday?

- Well I thought we'd all be
going out,

but he told me today that he
just wants

to have a boy's night out.

- This boys only thing!

Joeys having a sleep
over tonight in his shop.

- In his shop?

- Yeah 'cause he's opening up a
shop.

- I heard that, he's having
a sleepover in his shop.

- Tonight 'cause it's empty,
what is it's

with this boys only thing?

- Well, I think if he's gonna
have an all boys night out.

I think we should do it
even better and bigger.

Get our own back.

- We'll do our own thing.

[upbeat music]

- We finally got you down to my
bar.

- There you are, see.

Ah, Ricky its lovely inn't it.

Don't tell everyone will ya
that I'm on the cocktails.

- My secret, I'll keep it
between us.

- 'Cause you know, I
normally drink Shandy.

- I'll look after ya, don't
worry.

- You better.

- The biggest question is will
you be serving sausage plaits

in here, Nan, at lunch time?

- 'Cause we need someone to
do'em, we got'em on the menu.

- Oh do you?

- But no one wants to do it.

- Right, okay.

Right, what sort of
music have you got then?

- We've got a big selection.

We've sort of got R&B, we've got
house,

we've got.

- What's that?

- Deep house, electronic.

What you haven't got a record
player?

- I'll show ya it's a nice
bit of kit, I'll show ya.

- All right, Nan this is the DJ
booth.

- This is where Nannie Pat
becomes a DJ for the night.

- So what have I gotta do then?

- Get the headphones on.

- I haven't got to press any
buttons?

- Put them on, now.

[laughter]

- That's it get it on
with it, break me kit.

Look put your CD's in there
inside

and then you just press play.

- And do you stand and dance
with it.

- You'd normally just give it a
little.

- Yeah a little.

- You know a little head bop.

Oh right, oh yeah.

That's it, Nan!

Nanny Pats got a beat.

[laughter]

]upbeat music]

- What are you doing, dick head?

- Careful, careful,
careful, careful alright.

- Don't you want it?

- No, no, no, no, no.

Group fight!

- Let's do, let's it do.

- Stop it, stop it!

- I don't know anything about
this shop, tell me about it?

What are you selling?

What's going on?

- It's a clothes shop.

- What's it gonna be called?

- I'm thinking of calling the
actually name of it, Fuzie,

but I think it should be
something to do with like a
duck.

Ducks are unusual aren't
they, they're weird.

Quack!

- What's a duck got to
do with boys clothing?

Obviously you got to run
the shop, you can't be here

all the time, you know you
might need a certain someone

to maybe one of your mates
who is desperate for a job

who's skint to maybe work here.

- I don't really think you
really suit the Fuzie look.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Basically you got a
really bad dress sense.

So I don't think if you
was walking around here

you would put people off my
clothes.

[laughter]

- Dress him in your clothes from
your shop

and let him work here.

- Cheers girls.

- Girl's night out.

Well what's everyone been doing?

What's going on?

- Mario is on his birthday night
out.

- At Ricky's bar.

- Oh yeah, 'cause Ricky's there.

- Ah, we didn't get an invite
Jess.

- Ah no, he's got his boys
night,

but I prefer it like that,
otherwise everyone's on

our case like, "Don't
drink to much ya know,

what are you wearing?"

- What's he got planned?

Has he got any surprises or
is it just literally drinks.

- I heard there is a stripper
going.

- What?

- You serious?

- You two, what!

I am only joking, I'm only
winding you up.

- Mick!

- All right!

- Yeah good thank you, how are
you?

- What's the celebration about
tonight?

- Ah, well a girly night out.

- All the boys are doing their
own thing

so we thought we'd all do our
thing.

- Having a few drinks.

- You've had your hair chopped
off.

- Yeah, do you like it?

- Ah yeah, it's lovely,
you all look lovely.

- Thank you.

- Well, anyway have a good night
girls.

- Thank you!

- I'll get some drinks sent
over.

- Thank you, see ya later, bye!

- Ah, Mick's always so friendly.

Every time we're in here
he always sends drinks over

and comes over to say
hello and drinks with.

- He is so lovely!

[upbeat music]

- Hey!

- Here we go folks.

I thought I would bring over a
bottle.

- What's going on tonight?

- I've got too much hair
spray on for this shit.

- That's why I cut mine off.

- No, I thought it's Mario's
birthday

so its gotta be the best
bottle in the house.

- 25 is a bit of a mile stone,
isn't it?

- It's a quarter of a century
mate.

A quarter of a century,
you my friend are old.

When you get to that age you can
have

to start thinking about
kids, little Marios.

- The thing is, I'll be honest
with ya

if Lucy was to turn around to me

and said Mario I'm pregnant it
would be

the best birthday present I
could have.

I'd love a kid.

- No it's good, its
good that your thinking

about the future though.

Obviously you don't want
to move in and then you

ain't got enough room for
the little ones coming along.

- Where is little Chris?

- I think he thinks
that I'm mugging him off

or something so he's not coming.

- Do you think you could
apologise to him?

- I would but the fact
he didn't come tonight

just pisses me off.

- But listen look its
getting everyone down.

Do we want that?

I mean its your birthday,
we're here to celebrate.

Lets do this.

- Valconi!

- Happy birthday, man.

- Cheers mate.

- They're worse than
girls, their worse than us.

- Maybe Mario feels
threatened by little Chris.

- Hi, we have our drinks.

- Hi, thank you!

- You having a good night?

- Yeah, really good thank you.

- Yeah, really good thank you?

Are you two identical twins?

- Yeah!

- Really are you,

what's your names?

- Sally and-

- Amy.

- Are you Sugar Hut Honeys?

- Yeah, Sugar Hut Honeys.

- Right that's it girls.

- So how long you planning
on staying in Essex for?

Quite a while?

- Yeah hopefully, we want to
stay.

We need to learn the lingo.

- Its so easy its like, 'Shut
up.'

- Try and do something in our
accents.

- What does drop me out,

drop me out, what does
drop me out actually mean?

- Its like drop me out
is like, oh leave it out.

Leave me alone.

You're annoying me.

- We say turn it in.

Turn it in.

- Its means the same thing.

- Yeah, turn it in.

- Turn it in.

- Drop me out.

- Drop me out.

- Have you ever been
on a date and swapped?

- No but we did that to our ex's
didn't we

and hers noticed and mine
didn't.

- No!

- Are you single or with someone
or what?

- I'm newly single.

- Well, Essex is the place
to be if your newly single.

- Yeah!

- We need to find our selves an
Essex boy.

- Amy and Sally?

- Yes.

- Cool, it was nice to meet you
girls.

- You too!

- Welcome to Essex!

- Thank you, right well we
best get some work done,

so have a good night girls

- Thank you see you later, see
you later.

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- To be fair though, mate, I
am actually quite proud of ya

for this, I didn't think you had
it in ya.

- Its good in'it cos I am really
stupid

and I haven't got much brains,

but when it is finished it will
look good.

- You've got brains.

- I got a brain I know
it don't work very well.

The only thing I got to
put in place now is staff

and they all got to dress
exactly like me.

They gotta wear white
t-shirt, man bag blue jeans

and a pair of high tops.

- So me being your pal
for all this time makes

no difference to you.

- Well, it does obviously you
might have a bit of leeway.

Come to the interview and if
you can make effort to come

to the interview, you can make
effort

to come to work for one day.

- So I can, I'm not
going to put all my eggs

in this basket and think
I'm going to get a job here

and put myself out.

- Oh my god why don't you give
one a try.

You've never had a job in
your life just give it a try.

- To be fair-

- I'm offering you a chance
here.

- I was thinking about
starting up like selling stuff.

- Oh Jesus!

- Like what, like what?

- Like you know, like market
stall.

I'll sell whatever, I
was thinking cheeses.

All people love cheeses yeah?

- What do you know about cheese?

- That's never going to
happen mate, 'cause it true,

cause it's true!

- No, you make so much
money out of cheeses.

There's nothing wrong with it.

All people love it.

- You're never going to do it.

- Mate, why do you trust me?

- You'll be eating all the
cheese.

- I'm not going to eat the
cheese, I'm going to sell it.

- Yeah, but you will eat
it, yeah I know you will.

- You set it all up and you
give little samples out,

you give them to everyone
you just got to shout out,

you'll be like cheeses!

- Yeah, but how you going to buy
cheese?

You ain't got no money.

- I'm going to goes up to a
geezer

and go look I've got this
geezer wants 4 cheeses yeah!

- So your brokering now?

- Yeah a cheese broker
basically.

I'm going to go up, some
one going to come up to me,

I'm going to find them,
they going to be ah, mate,

I'm struggling, man I need
to find some I'm looking

for Edam mate, I'm looking for
4 Edams and 2 Chedders yeah!

I go I know exactly I know what
you need.

Come to my stall, there you go,
mate,

Brokered in the money.

Gouda, Edam, mozzarella, goats
cheese.

- Donkey cheese!

- Donkey cheese?

No such thing!

- Mr. Dairy Lee's, mate,
rolling in it mate!

- Yeah, because he's made an
actual brand with Dairy lee.

- Diagonal cheese.

- There has got to be
more to life than this.

- We went to see this house
earlier.

It wasn't like my sort
of thing but it was nice,

but would you view a house
and think that's where

you would put your nursery?

'Cause I wouldn't.

- Yeah.

- We're 21, well you're 22, I'm
21.

- No, I think it's an Essex
thing.

Any normal people our age will
be living

at home, wouldn't they?

- Hi.

- I promise you I'm not
gonna embarrass ya' 'cause

I don't want to embarrass ya.'

It's not a gang up against ya'.

- I'm telling ya' because
I want you to know.

- Please, can I leave and you
tell Sam.

- No, no Lucy.

- I'm not comfortable to
go through this again!

- Can I just say one thing,
can I just say girls,

if you got something to say
to Lucy why didn't you say

it earlier for one?

- Because.

- Why?

There's no because.

There's no because, you
stood there earlier,

we all was nice to you,
you come down to Essex.

What is it, what is it, what is
it?

- We don't want to hurt
her, get her on her own,

don't embarrass her in
front of her friends.

- What is it, what is it?

- It's about Mario, basically.

- Okay, yeah obviously.

- Something happened months
ago, it happened months ago.

- With you.

- With me.

I wasn't going to embarrass
her in a club in front

of everyone I wanted to speak to
her when

it was just you two and
when its just us two.

- Yeah, but come on are you
fucking joking seriously?

- I don't want to, I don't want
to.

- Girls, you walked over
pouring us fucking champagne,

pouring us champagne and
you fucking shagged Mario.

Seriously, you both come
up in Essex trying to act

like big girls just
because, yeah how long ago.

She's been with him fucking two
years,

its nothing to do with you pair
of sluts.

Fuck off, fuck off both of you.

- No, oh right whatever.

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- Italian stallions out in
force,

it might be your lucky night.

- Lets hope so.

- For the next 25 years.

- To the next 25 years!

- I just don't want it to be
true.

I don't want it to be true
and I just think like you say

they stand there and they
talk to us all friendly

and all nice and-

- And I said that to them.

There standing there
saying look you know Mario,

I was like don't fucking
care if I know Mario or not,

what happened?

And the other one, one
of them who ever they are

tweedle dee and tweedle dum
one of them shagged Mario

in Manchester and that is it.

And that's what happened
and I just pushed them out

of the way and called
them both a pair of sluts

and walked out, its not
right, its not right

and I know you run off
crying Lucy but its not fair.

- The reason I didn't want
to confront them is 'cause

I knew exactly what she was
going to say and I don't want

to listen to it.

- But why?

- I'm sick of crying, I'm
sick of getting upset.

- For you to know what she
is going to say, says it all.

For her to walk in the
door and you already know

that she is going to
say that, says it all.

- It's always me that's
the responsible one,

but I suppose when its someone
doing it to you you're blind,

'cause you love him and you
want it to be alright and

but why would he did choose that
over me.

- Come here.

- Please say he hasn't done it.

What is it, what is it have

I got mug across my
forehead please is that why?

- So come on then, I'm all ears.

- Well, I was in a club in
Manchester,

I think it might have been
the last week in September.

We got introduced by a friend.

I'd asked him about you and he
was like we're not together.

In the club he was walking
around holding my hand.

I'm really sorry that I have to
tell you.

- Well c'mon then, carry on
then.

I don't know why you're crying

because this is my life torn
apart so carry on going.

- So we left there, just me
and him in a taxi and went to-

- Did you sleep with him?

- You know.

No,

but that was only
because I didn't want to.

He wasn't acting like someone
who's got a girlfriend.

- There must have been other
people there?

- Its completely up to
you if you believe me.

He's seen me on other
nights and I've said no

because I knew you was together
then.

I knew for sure you was
together.

- I'm trying to see
sense in this situation.

You've got to understand
from me, you've come here

and told me that you've done
stuff with my boyfriend.

I need to know if that's true.

- It's all true its completely
up to you if you believe me,

but he is a liar and he will do
it again.

You'll end up marrying him and
he'll keep doing that to you,

weekend after weekend after
weekend.

- Please go, please I can't
take anymore please get out

of Sam's house.

I don't know what I'm
suppose to believe all

I want to know is the truth.

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