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# Ma-ma-ma-me-me... #
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# Aaaaaah. #
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$573 well spent, Jon.
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Finally, my life's work...
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..complete. Game time!
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Woohoo!
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BREAKS WIND
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SQUEAKING
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BREAKS WIND LOUDLY
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Dude, if you're going to do
that, go outside.
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HE BREAKS WIND
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Look who's talking, skunk boy.
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NOISY FARTING
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Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
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Chill, chill,
better out than in.
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NOISY FARTING CONTINUES
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GIGGLING
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SCREECHING
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Oh!
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LOUD FARTING
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So what's your theory, Xen,
where did the Loch Ness go?
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With
the minimal evidence we have,
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which I'd prefer you didn't
play with,
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it's hard to know, especially
since film footage from last
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night is corrupted.
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Well, the Loch Ness has got
to be somewhere.
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Bert, we've been watching this live
feed of my backyard all morning.
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Perhaps it's time to take a break.
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But what if the Loch Ness
didn't just vanish?
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What if it could come back
any second?
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Come on. Where are you?
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Hand it over, Bert.
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Wait.
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What is that?
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Phil, please zoom in.
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Yes, Xena.
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Some sort of mark.
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Unusual.
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What is this?
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Some sort of Spooky street art?
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The mark of the evil Spooky genius?
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Evil Spooky genius.
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An intriguing theory.
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PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
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Bert, I need to be alone.
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Why, Xen? Leave, Bert!
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OK, I know you need some thinking
time.
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I'll just go update Derek and
Billie.
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Bye.
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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Oh, dear!
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I hope Xena and Bert are having
better luck than us because we have
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nothing to go on right now.
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If I were a Spooky who loved
locks, where would I head?
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Bank.
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A police station.
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An ice cream factory.
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Do ice cream factories
have lots of locks?
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No, but I'd have unlimited
ice cream.
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Might even share with you.
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PHONE PINGS
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Aw, Jane looks so nice.
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Mm, maybe. It's kind
of embarrassing, right?
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Marriage and stuff.
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You have to, like, hold hands in
public and find out every gross
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thing about each other.
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Oh.
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And then you end up dressed
like a giant marshmallow.
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Love is love, Billie.
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Some people just make a good team -
like you and me.
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MUSIC PLAYS
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Let's just go to Bowl-O-Rama.
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It might be worth checking
the Spooky files from the time.
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See if we missed anything.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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GURGLING
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The web says that if you fart
more than 300 times in an hour,
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you could have a serious disease.
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OK, Dr Internet.
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I once knew a guy who held
in his farts.
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They came out his eyeballs.
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Oh! For real. For real.
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Used to have two eyes.
Now he's got one.
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Psst! Jon! Two o'clock.
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I'm not falling for that
again, John. OK.
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I've brought a watch. No, Jon,
to your right.
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Two o'clock!
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Look, it's ball boy and little
Miss Sassy.
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They're on a date!
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A date! I haven't seen anyone look
that cosy in Bowl-O-Rama in years.
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Ohhhhh! If we can make their date
a success, word will spread
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that Bowl-O-Rama 5000 is
the premier pit stop for romance
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in Sunny Valley.
And you know what that means?
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We get girlfriends!
Even better.
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We get cold, hard cash.
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OK, step one.
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Set the mood.
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THEY FART
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OK, that's a total mood killer.
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We've got to keep our distance.
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Jon, follow me.
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DJ Booth - now.
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Phil, when does this mark
first appear in the lab?
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According to my log, this mark
appeared on October 13th at 4:20pm.
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It certainly is frustrating, Bert.
Keep at it.
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You'll get the Spooky detector
working.
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I was sure that fusing those lithium
cores together would give us
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the power we needed.
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It's the best design yet, Xen.
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There's got to be a way
to make it work.
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We need more power.
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I'll call you back, Bert.
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WHOOSHING
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WHIRRING
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BEEPING
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POWER SHUTS DOWN
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The road to scientific victory
is paved with defeat and also short
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breaks for sustenance.
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Oops. Science can be messy.
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Phil, show me what happened
when I left the room.
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Footage timestamped at 4:18pm is
ready to.
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LOUD WHOOSHING
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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Phil, I didn't help us find the
Spookies.
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I brought the Spookies here
in the first place.
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Phil, I'm the evil spooky genius.
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Your power of deduction
is inspiring.
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Also, yes, yes, you are.
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Hello.
I think I made a terrible mistake.
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I would be very grateful
for your expertise.
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Hmph, door closed. Farts sealed.
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Now.
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Lights.
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What?
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Ah, music. Famously, the food of
love.
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Yummy. OK. I think...
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Hmmm...
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This is the one.
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MELLOW SAXOPHONE PLAYS
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Fellas and Fellettes, Romeos
and Juliets, mates and dates.
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Are you in the mood for some
sweet romance?
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Well, I've got the thang
to get you in the groove.
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What are they saying?
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No idea.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, baby!
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Hey, bro.
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Oh, baby! Ohhhh!
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Hey, Billie, Derek!
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FARTING
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Oh!
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Dudes!
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It reeks in here. Mm-hm.
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SQUEAKY FART
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Oh-ho! Look out, farty crits.
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Sorry, dude. No farts in the alley
till the date's over.
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What date?
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That date.
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MELLOW MUSIC CONTINUES
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EXPLOSION
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Billie? Derek?
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Dating?
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Urgh.
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Eurgh. It can't be true.
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Oh, it can. And it is.
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Hit it, John.
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# You came into my life...
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NOISY FARTS DROWNS MUSIC
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GURGLING
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THEY SING DISJOINTEDLY
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Jon, Jon, Jon. What?
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There should be slow dancing.
Why aren't they slow dancing?
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I don't know.
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Aw, dang it, Jon.
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You didn't turn on the PA.
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MUSIC BLASTS OUT
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THEY YELL ALONG
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I don't get it. Are they trying out
a new vibe in here or something?
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Yeah, it's kind of romantic.
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SQUEAKY FART
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Bert?
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Billie, Derek, keeping it profesh,
I see.
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Nice.
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HE FARTS
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Oh, gross.
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Bert, I told you to slow
on the baked beans.
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Oh.
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GURGLING
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Are you OK?
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I don't...
LOUD GURGLING
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What's happening?
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I think it's a fart growing.
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I would never. I don't...
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LONG LOUD FART
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SHE GASPS
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I thought you were vegan.
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Why is that so loud?
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This is a nightmare. Billie, wait.
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Wha... Why is she leaving?
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DEREK FARTS
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Excuse me.
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It's time we went DEFCON love.
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And I know just the place.
The pie shop?
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No, Jon. The party supply shop.
Ah, the party shop.
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Let's go!
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Not again. I've got to find Billie.
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Excuse me.
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MORE FARTING
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Contagious cheese collars.
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My Spooky sense is popping
off right now.
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SHOUTING AND FARTING
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Billie.
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Billie, where are you?
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SQUEAKY FART
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Can you go away?
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I just want to be alone
right now, OK?
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But it's not your fault.
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Bert just said we've caught
Spooky farts. They're contagious.
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Bert caught his from the Johns,
and we caught them from him.
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So your farts aren't even
your farts.
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They're his.
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That makes it so much worse.
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FARTING
Excuse me.
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See, I've got the bum burps too.
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ROMANTIC MUSIC
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LOUD GURGLING
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SQUEAKING
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I can't do this.
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Just leave me alone. Wait, Billie.
LAUGHTER
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Look. See, the Spookies have caught
the farts from us.
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FARTS AND LAUGHTER
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If the Spookies can catch farts,
then no-one is safe.
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The only way to stop the farting
is to find the Spooky.
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We can't do it without you.
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Please!
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LAUGHTER AND FARTING CONTINUES
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Fine. Step one. Get Xena and the
Spooky detector here.
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Step two, find some pegs.
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Sorry to have interrupted your
weekly hot yoga session.
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I came as soon as I could.
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Now, spill the tea.
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I prefer tea contained
in its vessel.
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No, I meant like, tell me what's
going on.
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I think I've made a terrible
mistake.
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One that might really upset my best
friends in the entire world.
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However, what that mistake is,
I cannot tell.
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Well, honestly, girl.
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In my experience, you make one
mistake, you'll get cancelled.
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Cancelled?
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Listen, until last year,
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I went to Miss Windermere's famous
jazz ballet school.
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Me and my girls were known as
the Windy Babes when it came
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to jazz ballet, we slayed - hard.
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Plus, we were total besties.
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Then they asked me to buy
a birthday present for Mandy, one
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of our windiest babes.
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And, you know, all she wanted
was a pair of tiny sunglasses.
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But everyone knows that tiny
sunglasses make your face look big.
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I could not do that to Mandy.
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So instead, I bought her a copy
of Loving Yourself -
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Five Steps to Total Inner
Confidence.
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Mandy was deeply offended.
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I guess she already loved herself.
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She blamed the Windy Babes.
And they blamed me.
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They wouldn't even dance
with me any more.
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I was forced to quit.
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I just wanted Mandy to reach
her full potential.
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You make one mistake and the people
you thought were your friends,
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low key turn on you.
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Which is why you have to be super
careful about who you tell.
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Like I would never judge you, Xena.
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I...
PHONE PINGS
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Robina, I would like to thank you.
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Making new friends is usually
difficult for me, but I am deeply
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glad to have made this connection
with you.
276
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,800
However, right now, my best
friends really need me.
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And I must go.
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You also need to leave.
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Tell me everything, Bert.
I'm on my way.
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MUSIC: In the Hall of the
Mountain King played on trombone
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MUSIC SPEEDS UP
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Unusually stinky winds causing havoc
across Sunny Valley today with gusts
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of over 80 kilometres an hour
reported in some areas.
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00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,560
Police advise caution around open
plains...
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DRAMATIC FLOURISH TO MUSIC
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GURGLING
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SHE GROANS
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Xena, are you OK?
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00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,200
The wind out there is quite extreme.
290
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,120
I think we may be in the midst of
yet another El Nino.
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00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,680
FARTING
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00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,120
Tell me more about this Nino
character.
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00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,080
It's a change of weather patterns,
Bert. Whoa!
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If he can do that,
he can do anything.
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00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,960
Maybe he's the evil genius!
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00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,240
Guys, we need to figure
out where the Spooky is.
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00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,640
Where's the detector?
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00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,760
I didn't bring it.
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00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,240
EVERYONE GROANS
Oh, Xena!
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00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,800
They are in town, they're spreading
the virus.
301
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,120
Maybe that explains the strange
wind patterns.
302
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,840
It's not El Nino.
303
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:38,240
It's the biggest fart storm
the town has ever seen.
304
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,080
Look, it's all swirling towards...
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00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:47,680
The farts are coming from
INSIDE the house of bowling.
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00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,560
But where inside the house?
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00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,400
Let's go!
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00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,680
The storm's getting stronger.
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00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,840
It's coming through my peg.
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Indeed.
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LONG LOUD FART
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Eugh. Yeah.
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My punishment begins.
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FARTING
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00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,440
DEREK COUGHS
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00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,880
SQUEAKY FART
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00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,520
Sorry.
318
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,080
Do you want to go in front?
Definitely not.
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00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,360
WIND WHOOSHES
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00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,400
Bert, where are we? In the roof.
321
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,280
It stinks up here. But where's the
Spooky?
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00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,880
I don't see anything.
323
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,720
DRAMATIC MUSIC
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00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,160
There! There!
325
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,200
Oh!
326
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,520
What is that?
327
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,360
It's sucking in the farts.
328
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,440
It's feeding on them.
329
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,200
LOUD WHOOSHING
330
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,440
SQUEAKING
331
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,760
What's it doing?
332
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,800
It's... It's...
333
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,560
BOOMING
334
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,640
Run!
335
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,600
What are we going to do?
336
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,600
We need to cut off its blood supply.
337
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:03,000
The vents, grab anything
you can and block them off.
338
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,520
DRAMATIC MUSIC
339
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,320
GROWLING
340
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,760
LOUD GURGLING
341
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,960
AIR ESCAPING
342
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,920
Wind has stopped.
Let's tackle the Spooky.
343
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,960
LOUD GURGLING
344
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,400
Billie?
345
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,080
You can let it out, you know.
346
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,160
It's good. It's fine. Just...
347
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,520
You go on.
348
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,440
Listen, you've already bum burped
a bunch of times today.
349
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,360
It doesn't make me think
any less of you.
350
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,040
SQUEAKY FART
Wait.
351
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,200
You don't think any less
of me, right?
352
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,600
It would take way more than a fart
to make me think
353
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,440
any less of you, Derek.
354
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,360
Go on, then. We agree.
355
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,720
Better out than in.
356
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,600
SHE FARTS
357
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,080
See, better. Let's go.
358
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,840
Who's ready to get
kissy-kissy up in here?
359
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,480
Woot-twoo! They're gone.
360
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,800
Ah! Let's build, let's build. OK.
Build, build, build. OK.
361
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,400
I think I've stopped farting.
362
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,160
Me too.
363
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,840
But where is it?
364
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,960
It's gone. We've lost it!
365
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,920
Is that it?
366
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,280
Wait till it makes
its next move.
367
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,760
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
368
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,400
Nice one, Billie.
369
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,880
DANCE MUSIC
370
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,240
What is that?
371
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,640
That's the tunnel of love,
my party-pooping friend.
372
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,720
Is this supposed to be romantic?
373
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,840
Supposed to be?
374
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,480
It is the ultimate fart-free
date for you two lovebirds.
375
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,400
Date? No, we're not on a date.
376
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,080
You're not? Wait. What?
377
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,320
Of course not. Right?
378
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,400
Oh, no way. Definitely not.
379
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,480
Yes! I knew it couldn't be true.
380
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,240
Well, we'll just try it out
ourselves, then. Yeah.
381
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,200
John, will you take this ride?
382
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,160
I will.
383
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,200
All right. Saddle up, kids.
384
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,360
I'm going to need you to part
the seas.
385
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,400
Just do the... Hurry up.
You're on, you're on curtains.
386
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,000
Do the curtains, just open them.
Yeah?
387
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,560
All right, here we go.
Three, two, one.
388
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,360
And away!
389
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:53,320
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
390
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,800
Hey, what if we were on a date?
391
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,880
Would that be super weird?
392
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,560
Listen, Derek, I really,
really like...
393
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,840
MUSIC STOPS
394
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:09,080
JOHN: Nobody panic! I'm OK.
Jon is not OK, but I'm OK.
395
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,520
..Spooky hunting with you.
396
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:17,160
But I don't want to mess things up,
make it weird and gross and stuff.
397
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,840
Is it OK if we just keep things
the way they are right now?
398
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,200
You two, check this out.
399
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,360
What is that? We found it at Xena's
house.
400
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,320
I think it's a symbol of the evil,
Spooky genius who's behind all this.
401
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,520
What is this theory?
402
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,160
Sounds kind of scary.
403
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:47,000
It is, but we'll show them
the real meaning of scary.
404
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:53,040
Like, we'll make him eat a worm or
make him clean our undies,
405
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,480
or spin him around till he spews.
406
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,960
Either way,
it's going to be very bad for them.
407
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,960
Right, Xen?
408
00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:07,560
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