Original subtitles

♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

- Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪

♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪

♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪

♪ Rawhide ♪

♪ Don't try to understand them ♪

♪ Just rope and throw and brand 'em ♪

♪ Soon we'll be livin' high and wide ♪

♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪

♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪

♪ Be waiting at the end of my ride ♪

♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on ♪

♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide ♪

-(whip cracks) -♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪

♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out, cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪

-♪ Rawhide...! ♪ -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

- Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪

(whip cracks twice)

Ho.

I've forgotten what a town looked like.

I'd like to know what it is about this that would prod your memory.

One good spit would land out in the country.

Well, are you coming?

Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Wishbone.

What's the matter with you today, boy?

You're moping around like a calf with a colic.

I got a feeling in my stomach something's gonna happen.

It probably already has.

You must've had some of Wishbone's flannel cakes this morning.

Smart aleck.

Bites the hand that feeds him.

You want me to come in the store and start carrying out the supplies?

No, not with a colicky stomach.

You just stay right here till I get some turpentine and sugar down you.

Good morning.

Heh. Good morning.

WISHBONE: Mushy.

- Yes, sir? - You mind your manners.

MUSHY: Give you a hand?

Well, make that two, brother, and you got a deal.

Well, I'll hold it for you.

Well, it might be safer the other way around.

No, you just go ahead and take a poke at it, reverend.

[CHUCKLES]

I don't know much about your judgment,

but I sure like your faith.

REVEREND: There, it looks fine.

Well, I don't know about your faith, but I sure like your aim.

[CHUCKLES]

Are you building a new church, reverend?

Even the mighty oak must start

from the humble beginnings of an acorn.

Well, I ain't got much, but I'd be glad to...

No, no, no. No, thank you, son. You've done enough already.

Well, I wasn't intending on spending it on anything special.

Then just let it jingle.

Ain't nothing like a little spending silver in a man's pocket

to make the day stand up and shine.

Well, if you say so, reverend.

Yeah, I say so.

It was only a dollar, Lord.

And besides, he looked like he needed it worse than we do.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

MAN 1: Four.

WOMAN: How about you?

MAN 2: Come on.

MAN 3: Here we are.

- What about you, ladies? MAN 1: Yeah.

MAN 4: Beats me.

I better quit while I still got eating money.

Come back again, Walt.

Don't I always, Lorelei?

- Bye, Walt. - Seat open, cowboy.

Oh, no, thank you.

It's a friendly game.

So are you in or out?

We'll even let you start the deal.

But Mr. Wishbone, he told me to be careful

sitting across from a man if I gambled.

Since you're a woman...

[CHUCKLES]

Nice that you noticed. Sit down.

- Thank you. - Dealer's choice, five and ten limit.

How many chips?

Oh, I'll take that many.

I'd like to play seven-card stud, deuces wild.

What kind of poker is that?

- Well, first you deal two down-- - I know how to play.

Lorelei, you're gonna put up with this?

Trailblazer has a policy of dealer's choice,

and that's what it is.

You don't mind if we skip the introductions

and get right to the game, do you, handsome?

Oh, no, ma'am.

There'll be plenty of time for that later after we've played a few hands.

Yes, it'll take about that many.

Deal.

Yes, ma’am.

One,

one,

one,

one,

one.

Two, two,

two, two, two.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Mr. Favor, this crew's getting mighty hungry.

Yeah, well, there's jerky in the chuck wagon.

Well, not anymore.

We ate all of that about two hours ago.

Yeah, well, with Wishbone not back, what are we gonna do about cooking?

I'll tell you what, Scarlet.

Let's see how clean your hands are, huh?

Well, not me, boss. I got too many enemies already.

[CARRIAGE APPROACHING]

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

Let go of me. Turn me loose now.

Or Mr. Favor's gonna be mad.

- You better stop it. - Stop what, honey?

- We're just being neighborly. MUSHY: Neighborly?

WOMAN 1: Why, honey, you must be ticklish.

[WOMAN 2 LAUGHS]

MUSHY: Well, let go of me now.

Turn me loose.

Boss, you're not gonna believe this.

No, but you go ahead and try me anyways.

Well, you see, it happened like this.

- We were in town and-- - Mm-hm.

Wish, why don't you tell him?

Me tell him? You're the ramrod.

That remains to be seen.

Well?

Oh, we got a visitor.

Lorelei Mears. She's the owner of the Trailblazer in town.

I'll get her for you.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Well, you see, boss, it was like this.

Mushy wasn't feeling too good,

so we left him in the wagon to just kind of relax

while we went in to buy us supplies.

Please continue.

Well, then when we come out, we couldn't find him.

And when we finally did, there he was with all these women, and--

Go on.

ROWDY: End of the line, Lorelei.

Well, maybe for you, cowboy, but not for me.

FAVOR: Poker?

QUINCE: Jumping Jehoshaphat.

It's the gospel truth. The darn fool's gone and won himself $1,500

playing seven-card stud, deuces wild.

Fifteen hundred and 47 dollars to be exact, Mr. Favor.

Got any complaints to make, lady?

Yeah, well, you ever heard of a loser who didn't?

Your boy's cut me off a little too soon,

and all I want is a fair sporting chance to win it back.

You can have all the chances you want,

except not here and not now.

Hope that's sporting enough.

Then suppose I make you a proposition.

Why don't you and your boys come back to town

and I'll set up the evening?

Drinks on the house and all the fun you want.

How does that sound, boys?

MAN 1: Yeah. MAN 2: That sounds great.

Anybody who wants to take her up on her offer

can pick up his draw on the way out.

Well, wait a minute, trail boss--

That's just what I'm gonna do, wait one minute.

Then I'm gonna start clearing camp, and I'm starting with you, lady.

Well, fair enough.

I'll go in peace

if the big winner will keep me company.

FAVOR: Mushy.

Yes, sir, Mr. Favor.

Just got an offer to quit the cattle business. You wanna take it?

No, sir, I couldn't leave the drive.

Alrighty.

Well, let's get moving. Wishbone needs wood for supper.

Yes, sir, right away.

Watch that money. You wanna start a stampede?

Oh, you will show the lady to her horse

and the road back to town.

Come on, girls.

Let's get out of this cow camp.

Oh, and the rest of you better get moving

before you get stomped on by the herd.

ROWDY: You know, Lorelei, Mr. Favor isn't all bad.

He just kind of acts tough.

In fact, deep inside, he's got a soft spot as big as all outdoors.

Then that makes you two of a kind, doesn't it?

- How's that? - Well, you have a soft spot too.

Right between your ears.

Hyah!

[SIGHS]

[MUSHY WHISTLES]

Well, I suppose you think you're real happy now.

Oh, yes, sir. I guess I'll be happy till the end of my days.

That money's gonna be nothing but trouble to you, boy.

Well, that ain't right, Mr. Wishbone.

Well, we all work hard to get money, don't we?

Some of us do.

Now, go over and get me those biscuits, and hurry up.

Yes, sir.

- What you need, Mush? - That pan of biscuits.

Oh, don't bother yourself.

- I'll get it for you, Mush. - He told me.

- In a pig's eye he did. - I'll get them.

- I'll do it for you. - Who asked for your help?

He was talking to me.

How'd you like a mouth full of knucklebone for supper?

WISHBONE: Break it up!

Break it up, I said!

[ALL LAUGH]

If that don't cool you off, I got another bucket that will.

- You hurt any, Mr. Quince? - No, but they're gonna be.

Now, look at this mess.

Pick up those biscuits.

MUSHY: Sorry, Mr. Wishbone.

No, don't pick them up. I gotta make a new batch.

Well, what are you all just standing around for?

Clear out of here. There ain't gonna be any supper for an hour.

You and your money.

It was only an accident, Mr. Wishbone.

I didn't do it on purpose.

But money's supposed to be good, ain't it?

Ain't it supposed to?

Supposed to be good.

[MEN YELLING & WHISTLING]

Yo, Quince!

Let's get that lead steer moving.

They're beginning to spread wide.

[MEN YELLING]

A lot of potholes in the middle and the water's rising fast.

That ain't gonna help any.

No, we can't split the herd on both sides of the river.

Just keep moving.

Well, you're not singing this morning.

Money got you worried?

Maybe.

That's one of the big troubles with having money, all that worry.

Well, I never worried about it before.

You never had it to worry about before.

I never looked at it that way.

Got any plans for when you get to Denver?

Buying yourself a new suit? Things like that?

I don't know exactly.

- I'll do something. - Something?

You'd think a man with $1,500 in his kick

can have some better idea of what to do with it than something.

Yes, sir.

Hey, Wish, you better put keels on them wagon

as you fix on taking them across.

That's real considerate of you to ride all the way back here

just to tell me that.

Now, what is it you really want?

Well, nothing special.

Just thought maybe Mushy would let us take a gander

at all that money in the daylight.

How would you like a gander at a long-handled meat chopper?

Oh, don't get so huffy, Wish.

How about it, Mushy? Like to show it to us?

I can't, I got it hid away.

Well, I hope you hid it real good so the rats don't get to it.

Well, at least they identified themselves.

Now get out of here and leave him alone.

Well, all right with me if he don't care what happens.

Oh, wait a minute, Mr. Quince.

What about them rats?

Well, they just like to chaw on money. Make nests out of it

- and things like that. - They do?

SCARLET: I even heard of fellows having money

ruined by water and mold.

Ain't you, Toothless?

Crumbles up just like cornbread.

Oh, my goodness.

QUINCE: Well, now, you could put it in the bank.

And you just happen to have one in your hip pocket?

Nope, wouldn't recommend a bank. Too risky.

They're always getting robbed.

Doggone, I never thought of that.

Oh, I'll bet.

What do you think we ought to do?

Well, Mushy, the onliest thing I know to do with money is to go into town

and have one wild hairy wingding.

Well, I never did that before.

Tell you what, I'll go in town and show you how.

No, no. Toothless is just funning with you, Mushy.

Now, the proper thing to do with that money

is to invest it in a good sound proposition.

What's a proposition?

It's how to get your pockets picked while you're watching.

Mushy, when are you gonna wake up?

Well, I'm awake, Mr. Wishbone.

They're just trying to be helpful, that's all.

Helpful?

I'm gonna give you one second to clear out of here

before I pound you into those saddles.

Now, wait a minute. It was only an idea.

Get! Get out of here!

And you, get that thing packed and get that wagon out of here.

Yes, sir.

Oh!

[MEN YELLING & WHISTLING]

[YELLING & WHISTLING CONTINUE]

Well, come on!

[MEN YELLING]

FAVOR: Mushy, let's get that wagon moving.

Well, come on!

Let's get some ropes on that wagon!

I'll get it.

QUINCE: We'll save you, Mushy! TOOTHLESS: We'll save you, Mush!

The supplies, Mr. Quince.

The supplies, Mr. Quince.

Forget the money, Mr. Scarlet.

Forget that money.

Quince, Scarlet, Toothless!

You get back to the herd!

MUSHY: Get the supplies, Mr. Quince.

Forget that money.

You get back or I'll break your backs!

MUSHY: You're gonna say nothing to me, Mr. Wishbone?

I wouldn't mind even if you said something mean.

You just wait till Mr. Favor gets back.

He'll say something mean to you.

MUSHY: Good evening, Mr. Rowdy.

Mr. Favor.

How did it go?

We finally picked up four more

two miles down the stream off of a sandbar.

Two of them was so stove in that we had to shoot them.

- Oh, that's 12 we lost. FAVOR: Yeah.

And I'm afraid I can't save much of the supplies.

That figures.

Well, we'll just have to make do till we hit the next town.

And the wagon's pretty beat up.

At least that ain't gonna be no problem.

Now that Mushy's tucked away nice and safe,

we'll have plenty of time to fix the wagon, won't we, Scarlet?

Like, all night, huh, Quince?

Yes, sir.

All right.

Mr. Favor.

Seeing how the wagon got busted and the supplies all got spoiled,

and them cows dead and--

And you being sore and all, I'd be glad to pay for everything.

Mushy, let's get this straight.

You put that money away and you keep it out of my sight.

We've had nothing but trouble because of that money.

And we ain't gonna have no more trouble. You got that straight?

Huh?

You better get that straight.

Or you better start looking for another job.

I'm sorry, Mr. Favor.

[SNORING]

Nice night, ain't it?

I guess so.

Why aren't you sleeping?

I can't sleep, Mr. Wishbone.

I keep seeing Mr. Favor and...

I sure am sorry.

- Here, drink that. - I ain't thirsty.

Go on, drink it. It'll make you feel better.

I don't think anything's gonna make me feel better.

Not as long as I got all that.

Mushy, I guess it's time you learn the facts of life.

Facts?

Extra money don't mean extra things.

It just means extra responsibility.

What responsibility?

Did I ever tell you the story of the rich man and the poor man?

Well, sir, the rich man and the poor man died

and got up to the pearly gates at the same time.

But old St. Peter, he let the rich man in first.

And there was a big party.

Angels and music and singing and--

Well, finally, St. Peter remembered that poor man back at the gates

and went and let him in.

Only by this time, the party was all over.

And the poor man says:

"Well, why don't you throw me a party?"

And St. Peter says,

"Well, poor man like you comes in here every day.

A rich man don't make it very often.”

Now, that's what I mean about money, Mushy.

It means

it makes life an awful lot harder for those that's got it.

It means they gotta take the responsibility for it.

And if you don't, that's when the trouble starts.

Just like yesterday.

You understand?

I think so.

So you just remember and not put your trust in money.

Put your money in trust and everything will be all right.

Now, you drink that coffee and get on to bed.

It's gonna be the sun up before you know it.

Sure will, Mr. Wishbone.

Mr. Wishbone, thank you.

WISHBONE: Mr. Favor, Rowdy.

- Mr. Favor, look at this. - Hmm.

I had even forgot he could write.

- What's all the commotion? - Mushy's run off.

What?

“I'm sorry I did not do very good.

I am going to see Miss Lorelei."

Lorelei.

"So you will not have to put up on me no more.

For a while. Maybe.

I think.

Fare thee well, Harkness Mushgrove."

That must be on account of what you said to him last night.

Well, he had that coming.

Oh, well, then that makes two of us. I should've kept my big mouth shut.

- Yeah. - Well, there's nothing much

we can do about it now.

Now, you know, everything that happened yesterday,

that wasn't all his fault.

Yeah. It could've happened to anybody.

Maybe.

Yeah. That female scavenger will pick him clean by noon.

You know, it's really gonna be a shame

no one's there to kind of look out for his interest.

All right, all right. You two bleeding hearts get off my back.

You can go after him, but make sure you get that money in the bank

before you bring him back.

WISHBONE: Yeah. ROWDY: Right.

"Fare thee well."

LORELEI: I'll bet 50.

I'm in.

ROWDY: Excuse us. Excuse us. WISHBONE: Excuse me.

I bet 200.

- I'll raise you all I got. - Oh, we're too late.

And he's bet it on a pile of junk.

That gambling fool didn't even look at his whole card.

Acts like he's trying to give it away.

You know she's got the other jack.

Mushy, you blind idiot.

Mr. Wishbone, Mr. Rowdy.

Well, I'm-- I'll be through here in a minute.

That's a pretty big raise.

You've caught me a little short on cash.

We'll get your money. It's been nice seeing you again, Lorelei.

LORELEI: Take your hands off the table when you're not playing.

Joe, give me a pen.

JOE: Here you are.

I'm calling your raise.

ROWDY: Hmm.

LORELEI: How's the Trailblazer to cover it?

Now let's see what you're so proud of.

- Wait a minute. Deuces wild? - That's right.

WISHBONE: That's five aces. You can't beat it.

Oh, my goodness, I did it again.

- Let's get him out of here. - Get the money, I'll get Mushy.

- Come on, let's go. LORELEI: Wait a minute, cowboy.

The game isn't over.

As far as we're concerned it is, Lorelei, unless you wanna play with matches.

It'll take me a couple of days to raise some more cash.

I'll tell you something. We'll talk about it on our way back from the bank.

Fair enough, but how about a drink to celebrate first?

- No. - No, thanks.

Everybody, drinks on the house.

Wait a minute now, don't you--?

Don't you consult your partner before you give away the profits?

You keep pushing, cowboy, and we'll both forget I'm a lady.

Well, how about it, partner? Wouldn't you care for a little drink?

Yes, ma’am. I'd like to have a sarsaparilla.

Well, step right up to the bar.

Thank you.

LORELEI: Joe. JOE: Yes, ma'am?

LORELEI: Give them all they want. - Beer.

Beer.

Well, Lorelei, you're all heart.

I even give Christmas baskets to trail bums.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

You got yourself in a fix, Lorelei.

LORELEI: Well, I'll get out of it.

There are other games besides poker.

All I need is a little time.

Walt, we've always been good friends, haven't we?

Not good enough, but...

I can't win them all either.

That depends.

On what?

Those two cowboys who broke it up,

it would help if they were out of the way for a little while.

Say, a couple of hours.

There's nothing I can do, Lorelei.

You could put them in jail.

They ain't broken any laws.

Well, think real hard.

They must have tracked dirt on the boardwalk

or frowned at the mayor.

No.

No, Lorelei, I can't do it.

Well, I guess I'll just have to call in some IOUs

to make up for the losses.

You know I can't pay them.

I know that, Walt.

And there's nothing I'd like better than to help you,

but what can I do?

All right.

I'll think of something.

WISHBONE: Come on, let's go.

- Let's go to the bank, Mushy. - I don't wanna go.

Would you stop acting foolish and do like you're told?

But that money caused all this trouble. I wanna get rid of it.

Well, that's why there's no better place for it than the bank.

That don't get rid of it.

ROWDY: Sure it does. You put it in the bank

and it's like you don't have it anymore.

When you're old, like Wish here, you got something to fall back on.

Any more smart out of you, I'm gonna fall all over you.

Now, come on, behave yourself.

LORELEI: Hold on, partner.

We have things to talk about. Let's go into the office.

Wait just a minute now.

- He's afraid of the dark. - Let go of him, you jezebel.

Marshal.

What's the trouble?

Well, my partner and I

were just going into the office for a private business talk

when these two gentlemen tried to interfere.

Well, uh...

That your money, mister?

So, what if it isn't?

I believe you'll find it belongs to my partner here, marshal.

Then give it to him.

Good riddance.

But he's just holding it for me, marshal.

That'll be up to the judge to decide when circuit court convenes

day after tomorrow.

- What? - You're under arrest, both of you.

- Wait just a minute. What charge? - Attempted theft.

Any more talk, I may think of something else.

- Let's go, partner. - I told you we should've got rid of it.

Let's go.

Well, I'm certainly happy that you were only joking

about arresting Mr. Rowdy and Mr. Wishbone.

Oh, yes. The marshal said they laughed about it

all the way back to camp.

Well, I have to do something SO us businessmen

could have a private talk now, didn't I?

I didn't want my friends to get in any trouble on account of that money.

Well, don't worry, Mushy.

You put it in the safe with your own hands, remember?

Well, all the same, maybe I should've put it in the bank like they said.

Now, it'll be just as safe in the office.

I'll keep it for you, and I won't even look at it.

That's awful nice of you, ma’am.

You're welcome to look at it, though, any time you want to.

Thanks, I'll do that.

Well, Mushy, let's have one final drink to celebrate our partnership.

Excuse me.

Then you can be on your way

since we both agreed that I'm going to run the business.

Oh, just while you're away driving cattle, of course.

Joe, give my partner a drink. The best.

You bet. What'll it be, sir?

You call me sir?

Why, that's right, sir. You are the boss.

Well, I'll have a double sarsaparilla.

Coming right up, sir.

How does it feel being a partner, Mushy?

Real good.

Yes, ma’am.

Now, that's the way I like to see a big man handle himself.

Yes, ma’am.

Yeah, but I've been thinking.

If I'm an important businessman and all,

maybe I ought to get some of them fancy clothes. New suit maybe.

With a stiff collar and maybe a hardhat.

Well...

That would take money.

You wouldn't mind opening the strongbox for me, would you?

Oh, no need to bother, Mushy.

I can give you an advance right out of the cash drawer.

Joe, give Mr. Mushgrove $50.

- Fifty dollars? - You heard me.

Now, Mushy, let's go right over here,

sit down and make ourselves comfortable.

- Yes, ma'am. - There you are.

Joe, bring over some of that free lunch. A lot of it.

You could eat a little something before you go back to camp,

- couldn't you, Mushy? - Yes, ma'am.

Girls, come over here and meet your new boss.

They've just been dying to get better acquainted.

- Well, now, isn't he just the nicest? - I'll say he is.

Whoever heard of a handsome boss?

You just eat, drink and be merry, baby, because tomorrow's a long way off.

JOE: Here comes lunch. Look out. - Right here.

Kelly, watch yourself. There we are.

- There you are. - There you are, Mushy.

And here's 10, 30, $50.

We wouldn't want you to think

we don't take good care of the boss, Mushy.

I guess I'm the luckiest man in the world.

Why don't you eat something, honey?

MUSHY:

[WOMEN LAUGH]

I'll bet she's got him plucked cleaner than a boiled chicken by now.

Yeah, well, I ain't worried about him.

It's us I'm worried about.

We did save one thing out of the deal.

Look at that.

- Hey, that's the deed she signed. - Yeah.

- How did you get this? - Well, I asked for it, of course.

Hm. Didn't by any chance light-finger anything else, did you?

Like enough money to bail us out of this trap?

No.

Well, I did lift this watch off of him.

I gave it to him for his birthday.

I wasn't gonna let her steal it too.

Yes, well, now we can just count the hours till this trial begins.

[SIGHS]

MARSHAL: All right, you boys can be on your way.

ROWDY: How come?

Let's say I'm campaigning for votes.

Gun belts are on the rack in the office.

Where's Mushy?

Your wealthy friend? Last time I saw him,

he was cutting a wide swath through Tate's clothing store.

Come on, maybe it's isn't too late.

Thanks for the hospitality, marshal.

You got the friendliest bedbugs I've ever seen.

Yeah, the whole town brims with friendship, don't it?

Of course, that could change any minute.

Was I you, I'd leave right now.

All three of you.

WISHBONE: Mushy.

What are you fellas doing here?

Looking for you, you dandified jackass.

Well, Miss Lorelei said you went back to camp.

Never mind that. You got any money left?

Well, yes, sir, Mr. Rowdy.

About a dollar and 40 cents.

I don't feel so good, I'd better--

What'd she do, poison you?

No, sir.

Must've been that last turkey leg I had.

It couldn't have been the ham and roast beef.

Or them pickles. They wouldn't have upset me none particularly.

- I can't go on no more. - Well, I'm surprised you got this far.

What happened to the rest of the money?

Well, I bought everything I wanted.

And a lot of things I never even heard of.

And I spent the money so fast, it came up $4880.

And the rest of the money is in Miss Lorelei's strongbox.

- Oh. - She promised to save it for me.

Oh, then that finishes that.

Yeah.

I wouldn't be too sure, Wish.

Don't forget we got this here paper.

Oh, well, it's probably worthless.

Yeah?

Well, when I get through with that female road agent,

she's gonna wish it was.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Well, well, well, if this isn't a pleasant surprise.

Well, what's going on here?

Yeah, just step right in and enjoy some real Texas hospitality.

Free drinks on the inside.

[CROWD CLAMORING]

LORELEI: Joe, have you gone out of your mind?

Well, it's none of my doing, Miss Lorelei.

Fella there in the office is giving the orders.

He's got papers and everything.

Oh.

[CLAMORING CONTINUES]

Oh, hello, partner.

You're no partner of mine. Get back to work, girls.

I was just getting to know the help.

You can cry about it on the way out, cowboy.

Afraid I won't be going, Lorelei.

See this here deed that you signed

- over to Mushy? - Well, that--

That's right, it's the deed to this place.

Got your signature on it.

Now, you see, Mushy, he...

He thought the pace was getting a little too fast,

so he signed it over to me.

Hey, gee, that makes me half owner of the Trailblazer now, doesn't it?

And I suppose those free drinks outside

are an example of how you expect the place to be run?

Well, no. Now, you see, it's Big Foot Wallace day.

Big Foot Wallace, he was a Texas hero.

And being a loyal Texan, you see, I've gotta honor it.

Well, all right, you've had your fun. I'm turning off the celebration.

Hold on, partner.

I recall reading somewhere

that the decision of one partner is binding to the other.

- Right? - What about it?

Well, I gave the order to keep those drinks flowing till we're all out.

Now, you weren't around when that decision was handed down, so...

You just kind of gotta go along with it.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Come in.

- Yates? ROWDY: Yeah, come right in.

- Which walls you want knocked out? - Well, you see, it's this one here.

I thought we'd maybe knock it out and stick it back about 30 feet.

Oh, well, that would be easy. We'll just get--

You get out of here!

Wait a minute, partner.

You don't understand. I'm just trying to help out around here.

I thought we'd push this wall back,

make a real high-class gaming room out of it.

Put in some roulette wheels and one of those chuck-a-luck, faro outfits.

Do you have any idea how much that can cost?

Mm-hm. Yeah, I do.

I figure

around the neighborhood of $1,500?

Nothing to worry about, reverend. He's gonna be fine, just fine.

Well, the wages of gluttony take a heavy toll.

Have you considered turpentine and sugar?

Uh-oh.

Quit moaning, Mushy.

You really think so, reverend? The turpentine and sugar.

No doubt about it.

Why, I've seen horses with a sprung fetlock

get a dose of that stuff come up kicking on all fours.

What did I tell you?

You ought to pay more attention to me.

Oh, I'm going to from now on, Mr. Wishbone. I promise.

You sure you ain't gonna stay mad at me?

Of course not. What do I got to be mad at you for?

Well, the money.

It's an awful thing, ain't it?

Amen, brother.

Well, it isn't that bad.

Well, you and Mr. Rowdy taking care of me

and looking after me like this when I'm in trouble,

and I let them put you in jail.

Dreadful sin when a man finds enough meanness in him

to turn from his friends.

Well, it wasn't really his meanness. You see, it was that woman.

Oh, no, that money changed everything, Mr. Wishbone.

All them things I bought, I never enjoyed one of them.

Why, I...

I should've given the money to the reverend for the new church.

Mushy, will you quit running off with the mouth?

The Lord loves a cheerful giver.

But you can see he isn't really that cheerful.

Yes, I am, Mr. Wishbone.

Well, just knowing that that money ain't around anymore,

I'm beginning to be awful cheerful.

Well, here you are, Mushy.

I got the money back for you.

Lorelei just bought out your share.

Oh, no!

No?

Glory be.

Well, you take it, reverend, for the new church.

Please.

What? After all the trouble I went to get it back?

But ain't it right to do something for the Lord, Mr. Rowdy?

He does a lot for us.

Answer him, you heathen.

Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Well, I appreciate all you've done for me,

saving all the money and everything,

but I ain't none too smart to know what to do with it.

Besides...

Well, I got my friends and a job and...

And a new suit.

And there ain't nothing else I need in the whole world.

The Lord dealt you a pat hand, didn't he, son?

Yes, sir.

I guess he did.

Now you're giving it back to him.

Thank you, son.

And thank you too, brothers.

For sharing your friend's blessed moment of charity.

Well, we was glad to do it.

Well, first thing I'm gonna buy with this is a big supply of shovels.

Have to dig a good deep hole for the foundation.

Oh, and you're all welcome to join me.

- Shovels? REVEREND: Digging.

Good and deep.

Oh, heh, heh.

Well, thank you, reverend. No, but we gotta back to the herd.

Yeah, you see I gotta make supper for the herd. I mean, the men.

The drovers.

Maybe later.

Well, I wouldn't mind digging a little.

Then you can dig a hole and bury that suit in it.

Now, come on. Let's get out of here. Bye.

A man really doesn't have to dig to show the goodness in his heart,

does he?

[COWS MOOING]

SCARLET: Wish, are you sure?

Sure of what?

About Mushy there. He couldn't have given away all that money, could he?

He not only could, he did.

Now, that means you parasites

are gonna have to find yourself a new proposition.

Fifteen hundred dollars.

Well, we still got time for a little penny ante.

It sure is good to be back, Mr. Wishbone.

You're not gonna be back very long if you don't get out of that suit.

Mr. Wishbone, you know, I won't have to wait too long at the pearly gates.

Mushy, I said get out of that suit.

Sure thing.

It sure is good to be back, Mr. Quince. Mr. Scarlet.

Yup.

- Playing poker? - Some call it that.

Can I sit in?

I thought you said you gave all that money away?

I didn't give it all away.

I got a dollar left.

Well, that's better than nothing.

Here, you can deal.

You know how to play seven-card stud?

I've heard it mentioned a couple of times.

Deuces wild?

You're dealing.

One, one,

one, one.

Two, two,

two, two.

Three, three,

three, three.

Rowdy.

Head them up!

Move them out!

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