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Damn! So who's available?
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We have confirmation that Lightning Max
and Smile Man are on their way.
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Give me that threat level assessment!
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As you can see, explosions are going off
behind me. The wake of destruction left
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by this monster is at an unprecedented
scale. The Hero Association is analyzing
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the threat level in order to... Guess
I'll go.
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fast one. Who are you?
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Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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You're kidding.
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What kind of half -assed backstory is
that?
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Mine far superior.
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I was formed from the pollution man
wrought upon the earth.
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I am vaccine man!
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The earth is a single living organism.
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You filthy humans are nothing but a
disease causing bacteria eating away at
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precious life force.
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In order to wipe out humanity and the
evil civilization built on her surface,
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the Earth and her infinite wisdom has
given birth to me!
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You say you do this for fun? For fun!
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How dare you confront Mother Earth's
apostle for such a mindless reason!
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Yet what can be expected from a hero?
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Not again.
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All it took was one punch.
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Damn it!
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Thank you.
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A new businessman already hating the
daily grind.
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I ate too much crab and turned into this
crabalante.
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You should be crapping in your pants
right now. Why aren't you running?
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Got a death wish or something?
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Is that it?
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Well, not quite.
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I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
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Right now I'm looking for a job.
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I had another interview today and got
turned down big time.
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I couldn't care less about anything.
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And I'm in no mood to turn tail and run,
just because you're here.
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So, what happens now, Grablante?
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Your eyes are cold and lifeless, just
the same as mine. Since we have that in
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common, I think I'll let you off the
hook this time.
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Besides, right now I'm out hunting
different prey.
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A brat with a big chin.
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And when I find him, I'm going to rip
his arms off.
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What are
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you looking at?
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A big chin brat.
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If he's caught, he's dead.
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Hey, kid.
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Were you messing with a big crab
monster?
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While he was sleeping out in the park, I
drew some nipples on his chest.
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It's definitely him.
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He has no idea what he's done.
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What do I do?
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I could still help, but... This kid's
kind of weird looking.
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It's none of my business, really.
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I should just walk away.
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Right. I mean, who really cares anyway?
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Found you!
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What the hell am I doing?
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Listen,
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kid. He's after you. Now get out of
here.
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Don't worry about me. Just go.
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But I can't.
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I gotta get my soccer ball. Are you
serious?
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Cold eyes.
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What's the big idea?
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Don't tell me you're gonna protect that
stinking big -chinned brat.
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Oh, come on.
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You're really going to kill this kid
over some harmless little prank?
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Doesn't that seem kind of harsh?
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Whatever, I've killed people for a lot
less.
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Whoever makes fun of the way I look pays
the price.
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No exceptions.
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By the way, that little punk threw
ridiculous nipples on my manly steel
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impermanent marker.
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I've got claws. I can't even use a towel
to wipe it off.
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Get in my way, and I'll make sure that
job interview you blew today will be
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last.
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Man,
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it just came to me. You look just like a
villain from this kid's cartoon I used
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to watch.
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Stop right there.
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If I watch you kill a kid right in front
of me, I'll have nightmares.
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You know what?
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When I was a little boy, I wanted to be
a hero.
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Not some damn businessman, but a
superhero who could send rotten villains
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you flying with one punch.
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Screw looking for a job.
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Bring it on, crab!
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Oh, a hero, huh?
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Ridiculous!
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Send a chance against me!
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Your life ends... NOW!
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Has it really been three years since
then?
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After that day, I trained so hard I went
bald.
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I became so powerful no one can beat me.
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I'm the hero I'd always dreamed of
becoming.
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So what is this?
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What's wrong with me?
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Why does my heart feel so lifeless and
empty?
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482 yen, please.
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Sure.
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Oh, hang on a sec.
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Here, I have the 82 yen.
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Incredible little brother.
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I never thought it would work so well.
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Amazing. This power is more than I could
have ever imagined.
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My goal was to become the strongest man
in the world.
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The strongest man.
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That was my dream.
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At last, the ultimate steroid bicep king
is complete.
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Hey, Marugori, drink this and you will
obtain the power you've been seeking.
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What? You sure about this?
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Indeed. I added strawberry flavoring to
make it go down easier.
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Okay.
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Yes,
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wonderful!
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My brains in your brawn!
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By combining the greatest of minds and
the strongest of bodies this world has
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offer, the two of us will conquer the
earth and rule together as kings!
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We're unstoppable!
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Incredible!
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Good! Well done!
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Thousands have perished!
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Now then, on to cleanse the next town as
well!
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This is it.
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This is what I was looking for. To be
the strongest man.
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This is an emergency evacuation warning.
A giant creature of unknown origin has
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appeared in City D.
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The creature is currently on a direct
path towards City B.
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All residents, please evacuate.
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Yes!
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Run! Scatter like rats!
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Destroyed them all!
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The strongest man.
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The strongest man.
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The strongest man.
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So what do you think, dear brother?
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Yeah, how's it feel being the strongest?
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What? Get that bird on your shoulder!
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Put some pants on.
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That guy there on your shoulder! Kill
him!
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wanted was to be the strongest man in
the world!
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And now that I finally am, I kill my own
brother!
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I don't know who you are, but
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that matter, I feel empty.
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You get it, right?
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Having overwhelming strength is pretty
boring, actually.
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There's no sign that the evils of this
world are disappearing.
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That hasn't changed since before I
became a hero.
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So, I guess that means I haven't really
made any difference.
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I'm not necessarily sad about that.
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But there has been something bothering
me lately.
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As the days pass, my emotions grow more
distant.
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Fear, tension, joy, anger. I feel none
of them anymore.
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In exchange for power, maybe I've lost
something that's essential for being
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human.
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Before,
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I'd have all kinds of emotions whirling
inside me when I fought.
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Dread, panic, rage.
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If you're thinking about getting in my
way, I'll put a spotlight on that big
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headlight of yours!
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But now, all I need is one punch to end
it.
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Eggs over rice sounds good for dinner
tonight.
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Every day I come home uninjured and wash
my gloves.
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When I'm out fighting monsters, I never
feel as if my heart's really in it
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anymore.
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I mean, I just do the hero thing as a
hobby.
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But as long as I get a kick out of it,
in the end, that's all I really care
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about.
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My house!
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He's tough.
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Just what in the hell are you?
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What are we? That's rude.
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We are the true Earthlings. Did you say
we?
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I believe your kind call us
subterraneans.
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We suffer from overpopulation.
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Therefore, we must frame the world above
ground.
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We've learned the surface world is
overpopulated, too. This is a problem
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Which is why we have decided to
eradicate all of you.
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Since we began our invasion operation,
70 % of the surface dwellers have died.
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This is a battle for survival.
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I hope you can understand that.
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However, this is unexpected.
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We have encountered no surface dwellers
that our punches could not kill.
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Oh yeah? Same here.
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It's been too long since I've come
across such worthy opponents.
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Mole men!
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We are Earthlings!
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Human bastard!
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Die!
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What was that surface, brother? You were
so strong.
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Who, me?
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I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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I never lose.
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And the surface is guarded by me.
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We've talked for a race of vermin.
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That feeling coming over me.
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This wild throbbing in my heart.
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Right.
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This sensation.
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It's been so long.
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I've forgotten the exhilaration of a
real fight.
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That's all.
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Coming back to me now.
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This is it!
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00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:55,930
Well, well.
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It looks like you've been taking good
care of my children, surface dweller.
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Yes.
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00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:07,450
Let's see how you fare against the
subterranean team.
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This is the feeling I've been looking
for!
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I've become too strong.
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Thank you.
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ripped apart this week. Now it's time
for me, Cravlante, to tell you about
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week. Huh? No visuals?
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00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:14,240
Well, next week, this guy appears in Z
-City, where Saitama lives. What now?
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Time's up?
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Anyway, coming up next is Episode 2, The
Lone Cyborg. I hope you all...
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