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LAST TIME
ON "MY WIFE AND KIDS"...
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU
TO GAS UP YOUR TANK?
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DURING PEAK PERIODS, I AVERAGE
BETWEEN 12 AND 14 MINUTES.
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JUST GET IN THE CAR OR I'M GONNA
STUFF YOU IN THE TRUNK.
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ALL RIGHT, JUNIOR,
LET'S RUMBLE.
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YOU'RE GOING TO TOKAHANA,
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET READY.
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OH, GOD, NOT TOKAHANA.
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YOU'LL BE SITTING
WITH THE TYLER FAMILY.
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HEY!
HEY!
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OF ALL THE IDIOTS IN THE WORLD,
THEY SIT ME NEXT TO THIS ONE.
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I WISH I COULD CHANGE
MY SEAT.
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WHATEVER HAPPENED AT THE
GAS STATION
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HAPPENED AT THE GAS STATION.
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WILL YOU PLEASE LET IT GO?
DON'T LET IT SPOIL DINNER.
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GIVE ME A KISS.
PLEASE? THANK YOU.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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HEY!
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WILL YOU STOP IT!
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE.
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YES, I KNOW HOW SOME
KIDS ARE.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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OOH!
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WHERE'S MY DRINK?
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I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS.
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YOU SEE THAT?
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NOW SHE'S MESSING WITH ME,
JAY.
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WILL YOU JUST CUT IT OUT.
DEEP BREATHS.
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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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THANK YOU.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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YOUR CHILDREN
SMELL LIKE FISH.
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YEAH, WELL, YOUR CHILDREN LOOK
LIKE SQUIRRELS.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, AT LEAST MY CHILDREN ARE
WELL-BEHAVED.
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WELL, YOU GOTTA BE WELL-BEHAVED
WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE SQUIRRELS.
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THAT'S HOW YOU GET A CHANCE TO
BEG FOR NUTS!
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IS THAT RIGHT?!
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MM-HMM.
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STEWART, PLEASE.
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YOU DON'T WANT YOUR
YOU-KNOW-WHAT TO FLARE UP.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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GOD, THESE CHAIRS ARE HARD.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING HERE
EATING DINNER
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WITH SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS THE HELL
OUT OF ME.
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NEITHER CAN I.
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SO, JASON, HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY?
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IT WAS GREAT, FATHER.
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I WON THE ROLE OF JESUS IN
"GODSPELL."
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OHH!
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BIG DEAL.
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WHO CARES ABOUT GOD?
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AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY,
LISA?
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OH, TERRIFIC, FATHER.
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I WAS NOMINATED FOR STUDENT
COUNCIL.
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AGAIN! THAT IS WONDERFUL!
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WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU.
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SO, MICHAEL RICHARD KYLE
JUNIOR,
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL
TODAY?
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WELL, ALTHOUGH I GOT MY PENIS
CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER TWICE...
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I ALMOST GOT AN "A" ON
MY TEST.
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YOU WHAT?!
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YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYBODY?
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MY SON ALMOST GOT AN "A" ON
HIS TEST.
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WHAT'D YOU GET?
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A "D."
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JUST THREE LETTERS AWAY FROM
AN "A."
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WHOA.
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TALK ABOUT CLOSE.
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SHE JUST SIPPED MY DRINK.
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WHO?
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THE HOSTESS.
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YOU ARE LOSING YOUR MIND.
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I SAW WHAT I SAW,
AND I KNOW WHAT I SEEN.
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THERE YOU GO.
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HOLD ON, ONE SECOND.
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THIS SEEMS TO BE A SIP SHORT OF
A FULL DRINK.
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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
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YOU SIPPED MY DRINK.
YOU SIPPED IT.
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ZIP IT?
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NO, NOT ZIPPER.
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YOU SIP MY DRINK.
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OH.
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I THIRSTY.
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THANK YOU.
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NO-NO, NO-NO.
SHE DID IT AGAIN.
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TAKE IT BACK AND GET ME ANOTHER
ONE AND DON'T CHARGE ME FOR IT.
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YES, CHARGE YOU.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T CHARGE ME.
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YES, EVERYTHING CHARGED AT
THE TOKAHANA.
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NO. NO. NO. NO CHARGE
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CHARGE.
NO. CHARGE -- NO.
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CHARGE.
NO, THAT'S YOUR DRINK.
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YES.
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I HOPE LIGHTNING HITS ME
AND I DIE.
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CHARGE.
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NO CHARGING.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO CHARGE ME --
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DOES THERE SEEM TO BE
A PROBLEM, SIR?
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YES. APPARENTLY YOUR HOSTESS
HERE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.
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SHE SIPPED MY DRINK TWICE.
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WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT,
ELAINE?
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[ Normal voice ]
I HAVE NO IDEA, LARRY.
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[ Japanese accent ]
I MEAN, MR. MIYAGI.
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IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA, THEN WHY IS
YOUR LIPSTICK ON MY GLASS?
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YOU GIVE ME SIP, REMEMBER?
DIDN'T HE GIVE ME SIP?
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HE CLEARLY GAVE HER A SIP,
YES.
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I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT THIS WHOLE
MISUNDERSTANDING.
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I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEVERAGE
SENT RIGHT OVER.
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THANK YOU, AND PLEASE DON'T LET
CROUCHING TIGER, SIPPING DRAGON
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BRING IT, OKAY?
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN
HELP YOU WITH?
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YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
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THEY CHARGED US $60 FOR A
SWEAT SHIRT.
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I KNOW THAT'S GOT TO BE
A MISTAKE.
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YES, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS
TO MY ATTENTION.
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THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE $72.
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I'LL HAVE IT REFLECTED ON
YOUR BILL.
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WELL, YOU HANDLED THAT WELL,
DIDN'T YOU?
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ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW?
CAN WE STOP ARGUING WITH PEOPLE?
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CAN WE HAVE A CIVILIZED MEAL,
PLEASE?
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JAY, I'M SORRY.
BABY, I'M SORRY.
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CAN I HAVE A KISS?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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OKAY, WELL, HOPEFULLY THE FOOD
WILL BE GOOD.
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I'M GONNA REALLY TRY...HARD
TO ENJOY.
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THAT'S REPULSIVE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M SEDUCING THAT GIRL WITH MY
MATING CALL BY LICKING MY LIPS.
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GIRLS LOVE IT.
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THEY ONLY LOVE IT IF YOU CAN
LICK YOUR EYEBROWS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT
TAMBOURINE AND WHISTLE THING.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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GOOD.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS,
TAMBOURINE RATTLES ]
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[ JAY LAUGHS ]
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EXCUSE ME, SIR,
COULD I HAVE A WORD, PLEASE?
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[ WHISPERING ]
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BUT THERE AREN'T ANY OTHER
TABLES AVAILABLE.
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HE ASKED TO MOVE HIS SEAT.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.
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I WANTED TO BE THE ONE
TO ASK.
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THAT'S MAKING ME LOOK LIKE
THE BAD GUY.
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I NEED TO GO FIX THIS.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE THIS THING
ANY BIGGER OR SILLIER.
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I WISH YOU WOULD JUST GO
APOLOGIZE TO THAT MAN
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SO WE CAN ALL EAT IN PEACE.
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HE WAS IN THE WRONG --
CLEARLY IN THE WRONG.
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IT'S CALLED BEING
THE BIGGER MAN, MICHAEL.
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I LIKE THAT, JAY.
I COULD LIVE WITH THAT.
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"BE THE BIGGER MAN."
I LIKE THE WAY THAT SOUNDS.
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ON MY RéSUMé -- "MICHAEL KYLE,
THE BIGGER MAN."
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EXCUSE ME, MR. TYLER.
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I'D LIKE TO OFFER AN APOLOGY.
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I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE AT THE
GAS STATION,
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AND I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE.
TRUCE?
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SURE.
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I'LL BE THE BIGGER MAN.
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NO! NO! NO-NO!
I WAS THE BIGGER MAN.
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I OFFERED THE APOLOGY.
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EXCUSE ME, IT TAKES A BIGGER MAN
TO ACCEPT AND FORGIVE.
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THEREFORE, I AM THE BIGGER MAN.
YOU ARE THE SUPPLICANT.
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OH, NO, I'M NOT.
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SEE, BECAUSE, TECHNICALLY,
YOU ACCEPTED MY APOLOGY,
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WHICH MAKES YOU
THE SUCCULENT ONE.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT -- I RESCIND MY ACCEPTANCE.
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TOO LATE! TOO LATE!
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IT IS NEVER TOO LATE --
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
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HE DOES HEAR THIS!
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[ CHATTERING ]
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[ Bad Japanese accent ]
HEY, EVERYBODY! HEY!
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE
HAVING A GOOD TIME OVER HERE.
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SO, IS EVERYONE READY TO EAT?
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I AM!
I AM!
I AM!
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ALL RIGHT, GOOD. GOOD.
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I AM YOUR CHEF.
MY NAME IS NABU HUNKATORA.
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WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA.
YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE.
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YES. YES, I AM.
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YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE.
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HE'S NOT JAPANESE.
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WE'RE IN A JAPANESE RESTAURANT.
I WANT A JAPANESE CHEF.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER!
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IT DOES MATTER.
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EVERYBODY ELSE HAS
JAPANESE CHEFS.
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LOOK, RIGHT THERE,
HE'S JAPANESE.
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I'LL BET THAT HOSTESS HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.
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I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR A
JAPANESE CHEF?
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I AM JAPANESE.
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WHAT PART OF JAPAN
ARE YOU FROM?
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UHH...DOWNTOWN.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, DO SOMETHING
FANCY WITH THE KNIVES.
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[ CLANGING RHYTHMICALLY ]
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Stewart:
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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OF COURSE HE'S GOOD
WITH KNIVES.
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HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOOD WITH A
SPOON AND A FORK, TOO.
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SO, IS EVERYONE READY
TO ORDER?
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I WANT SHRIMP, MISTER.
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PLEASE, CALL ME NABU-SAN.
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I WANT SHRIMP, TOO,
NABU-SAN.
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I WANT CHICKEN COOKED IN
CANOLA OIL,
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NOT THAT FATTY STUFF,
NABU-SAN.
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AND WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU,
SIR?
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YOU CAN GET ME A JAPANESE CHEF,
NABU-SAN JUAN.
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UM, MAYBE YOU CAN RECOMMEND
SOMETHING, NABU-SAN.
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I CERTAINLY CAN.
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I RECOMMEND THE IMPERIAL DINNER.
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IT COMES WITH YOUR CHOICE
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OF CHICKEN, SHRIMP, STEAK,
OR LOBSTER.
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YOU HEAR THAT?
[ Imitating ] "LOSTER."
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HE SOUNDS LIKE
RICARDO MONTALBAN.
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IF HE WAS JAPANESE, IT WOULD BE
"ROBSTA, ROBSTA."
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I'LL HAVE THE IMPERIAL
WITH ROBSTA.
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AND WE'LL HAVE THE IMPERIAL
DINNER, TOO, PLEASE,
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BUT WE'LL HAVE IT WITH
"SLEAK."
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STEAK -- MEAT.
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[ SIZZLING ]
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[ COUGHING ]
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[ WHEEZING ]
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THAT WAS FANTASTIC, NABU.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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WOULD YOU PLEASE HOLD OUT THAT
EMPTY GLASS FOR ME?
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NO, NO, NO, THANK YOU.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE IN
THE SHOW.
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COME ON, BABY!
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DADDY! DADDY! DADDY!
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
I'M HOLDING UP THE GLASS.
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GO AHEAD.
DO YOUR LITTLE TRICK.
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OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
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AHH! WHOO!
231
00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,909
YOU BURNED ME, YOU IDIOT!
232
00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,121
[ LAUGHING ]
233
00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:44,082
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
234
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,974
NOT ONLY IS THE FOOD GREAT,
BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A SHOW.
235
00:09:47,968 --> 00:09:50,258
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE IN
THE SHOW.
236
00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,300
ARE YOU INSANE?!
237
00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:52,841
IT'S INSANE WHEN I DO IT,
238
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:55,273
BUT WHEN HE DOES IT,
IT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
239
00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:56,975
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
YOU DOLT!
240
00:09:56,977 --> 00:09:58,427
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
241
00:09:58,428 --> 00:09:59,518
COME ON!
242
00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:00,639
WAIT!
243
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,311
A NICE, CIVILIZED DINNER,
REMEMBER, MICHAEL?
244
00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,783
YOUR KIDS!
245
00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:07,985
STEWART MARION TYLER, I WANT YOU
TO GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.
246
00:10:07,988 --> 00:10:11,148
I AM NOT GETTING UP AT 4:00 A.M.
TO APPLY THAT OINTMENT.
247
00:10:11,151 --> 00:10:12,781
HOW I HATE YOU.
248
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,874
[ GASPS ]
249
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:16,996
COME ON.
250
00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:18,157
COME ON!
251
00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:20,118
CAN WE JUST PLEASE
SIT DOWN?
252
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,950
LET'S SIT DOWN...MARION.
253
00:10:23,954 --> 00:10:26,304
JOHN WAYNE'S NAME
WAS MARION.
254
00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:29,456
YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE
HEMORRHOIDS.
255
00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:35,762
WOULD YOU SEND A COCA-COLA TO
THAT YOUNG LADY
256
00:10:35,756 --> 00:10:37,306
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS?
257
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:40,467
AREN'T YOU WORRIED I'M GOING TO
DRINK SOME OF IT?
258
00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,810
THAT WOULD ONLY ENHANCE
THE FANTASY.
259
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,823
YOU ARE A CREEPY CHILD.
260
00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:52,109
OKAY, WE'LL START OFF WITH
SOME CHICKEN
261
00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:54,442
AND SOME STIR-FRY VEGETABLES.
262
00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:59,947
WHAT ARE YOU
FROWNING ABOUT?
263
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:03,580
HE'S GOT MORE CHICKEN
THAN I DO.
264
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,343
NO, HE DOESN'T.
265
00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:07,835
MINE IS MOSTLY SPROUTS.
266
00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,668
ANYBODY WANT TO SHARE
THIS CHICKEN?
267
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,879
IT'S MORE THAN I CAN EAT.
268
00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,591
THAT'S IT.
I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK.
269
00:11:12,592 --> 00:11:14,342
SO, HOW IS EVERYONE'S FOOD?
270
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,854
[ Muffled ] DELICIOUS.
271
00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:18,846
BABY, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO
TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
272
00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:20,429
SORRY, MOMMY.
273
00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:25,023
DELICIOUS!
274
00:11:31,902 --> 00:11:35,702
I'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT,
DEAR.
275
00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:43,781
MOM, TELL JUNIOR TO STOP
SHOOTING SPITBALLS AT ME!
276
00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:46,044
JUNIOR, STOP SHOOTING SPITBALLS
AT YOUR SISTER.
277
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:48,286
I DIDN'T DO IT.
CHIP 'N' DALE OVER THERE DID IT.
278
00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:51,460
JUNIOR, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
279
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,711
[ Muffled ]
TELL THEM TO STOP.
280
00:11:54,544 --> 00:11:57,054
JASON, YOU PUT THAT STRAW DOWN
THIS INSTANT!
281
00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:59,007
THAT'S ENOUGH!
282
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,639
THEY SHOT ONE AT ME!
283
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,550
STOP IT! I SAID STOP IT!
284
00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:03,972
YOU TWO STOP IT!
285
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,734
THAT IS NOT LADYLIKE.
286
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,845
THEY GOT ME.
287
00:12:06,847 --> 00:12:08,397
HEY!
288
00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:13,982
[ SIGHS ]
289
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,914
[ BALLGAME PLAYING ON RADIO ]
290
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:19,066
COULD YOU TURN THAT RADIO OFF?
I'LL GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS.
291
00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:20,489
I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS.
292
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,780
YOU GOT IT.
293
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,362
THANK YOU.
294
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,418
COME ON, COME ON.
295
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:32,079
HEY, COULD YOU TURN THE WATER ON
FOR ME, PLEASE?
296
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,583
NOT SO HARD.
297
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:37,094
YEAH, RIGHT -- RIGHT THERE.
298
00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:52,809
LISTEN, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR
MY ACTIONS EARLIER TODAY
299
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,193
AT THE GAS STATION.
300
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:57,574
I WAS WRONG IN MONOPOLIZING THE
SPACE AND KEEPING YOU WAITING.
301
00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,897
I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT.
I REALLY DO.
302
00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:03,031
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE START FRESH?
303
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,117
OKAY.
304
00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:16,054
HEY, THAT WATER IS COLD,
ISN'T IT?
305
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,216
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
306
00:13:18,218 --> 00:13:20,128
IT'S DEEP, TOO.
307
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,595
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
308
00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:30,308
HEY, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT WHAT I SAID
309
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,480
ABOUT YOUR KIDS BEING SQUIRRELS
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
310
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,812
I MEAN, THAT WASN'T NICE.
THE KIDS SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED.
311
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,444
CAN I GET ONE?
312
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,606
KIDS SHOULDN'T BE IN--
313
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:40,068
THAT WAS DISGUSTING.
314
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,320
HE WALKED OUT OF HERE
WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS?
315
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,572
[ MUMBLES ]
316
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:46,785
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
317
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:51,538
YO, SAYONARA, BROTHER.
318
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:54,211
YOU JAPANESE, TOO?
319
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,804
TILL MIDNIGHT.
320
00:14:06,676 --> 00:14:08,346
Jay: HEY, BABY.
321
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,348
COME HERE.
322
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,310
I HEAR YOU MADE AMENDS
IN THE BATHROOM.
323
00:14:12,312 --> 00:14:13,682
HE MADE AMENDS, ALL RIGHT.
324
00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:15,863
HE MADE A MEN'S ROOM VERY
UNCOMFORTABLE.
325
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,935
WHAT?
326
00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:20,147
THE GUY TOTALLY VIOLATED
GOOD URINAL ETIQUETTE.
327
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,150
WHAT IS
"GOOD URINAL ETIQUETTE"?
328
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,322
LOOK, IT'S AN UNWRITTEN
MALE LAW --
329
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:25,914
THAT IF I'M USING A URINAL,
330
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:29,246
THE NEXT GUY HAS TO USE THE
URINAL FURTHEST AWAY FROM ME.
331
00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:32,329
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A MINIMUM
OF ONE EMPTY URINAL
332
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:33,582
ON BOTH FLANKS.
333
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,553
IT'S THE COMFORT ZONE,
OR THE SPLASH ZONE, IF YOU WANT.
334
00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:38,997
AND ON TOP OF THAT,
335
00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:42,209
THIS PIG DOESN'T EVEN WASH
HIS NASTY HANDS.
336
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,427
I'M TELLING YOU, HONEY,
THEY CHANGED THE SAUCE.
337
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:50,719
IT'S TANGIER.
338
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:59,476
OKAY, IT'S TIME NOW
FOR THE MAIN COURSE.
339
00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:01,609
CAN'T WAIT TO GET AHOLD
OF THAT LOBSTER.
340
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:03,861
IT'S GONNA MAKE
EVERYTHING BETTER.
341
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:06,293
WE GOT LOBSTER RIGHT HERE.
342
00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:08,616
AND WE GOT STEAK RIGHT HERE.
343
00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:11,738
[ Imitating Nabu ] NO, NO, NO,
LOBSTER GOES OVER HERE,
344
00:15:11,741 --> 00:15:13,451
AND THE STEAK
GOES OVER THERE.
345
00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:14,963
NO PROBLEMA, PAL.
346
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,915
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY BOY.
347
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,796
[ LAUGHING ] WATCH OUT.
WHOO.
348
00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:20,298
HA HA HA HA HA.
349
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,380
THERE WE ARE.
350
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:23,502
THERE YOU GO.
351
00:15:23,503 --> 00:15:25,473
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
352
00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:27,135
IS SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOUR LOBSTER?
353
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:29,137
"IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH
MY LOBSTER?" HE ASKS.
354
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,429
MICHAEL, DON'T.
355
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,010
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOUR LOBSTER?
356
00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:36,233
YEAH, CONSIDERING THAT YOU
DIDN'T WASH YOUR NASTY HANDS,
357
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,016
AND YOU PUT THEM
ON MY LOBSTER,
358
00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:40,688
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG
WITH MY LOBSTER.
359
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,320
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS!
360
00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:44,523
DIDN'T WASH THEM THIS TIME.
361
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:47,244
YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS?
DADDY, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
362
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,157
STAY OUT OF IT!
STEW, NOT AGAIN!
363
00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,159
[ SIGHS ]
364
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:52,781
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
365
00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:54,742
I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, TOO,
SALTY FINGERS.
366
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:56,294
I HAD ENOUGH
OF BOTH OF YOU.
367
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:57,786
AND SO HAVE I!
368
00:15:57,787 --> 00:15:59,207
SIT DOWN, MICHAEL!
369
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,839
STEWART, SIT DOWN!
370
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,290
HE PUT PEE-PEE FINGERS
ON MY LOBSTER.
371
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,223
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
372
00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:15,191
NABU WILL MAKE YOU ANOTHER
LOBSTER, WON'T YOU, NABU?
373
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:16,645
NO PROBLEM.
374
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,856
THANK YOU! NOW, I WANT ALL OF
YOU TO SIT DOWN,
375
00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:20,148
SHUT YOUR MOUTHS,
376
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,730
AND I WANT YOU TO ENJOY EACH
OTHER'S COMPANY
377
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,242
BEFORE I STRANGLE
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!
378
00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,668
YOU STILL HAVE MY STEAK.
379
00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:46,224
ALLOW ME.
380
00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:48,086
AH-CHOO!
381
00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:49,588
THERE YOU GO.
382
00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:51,839
ENJOY.
383
00:16:51,841 --> 00:16:53,891
MAN, I CANNOT EAT
ANOTHER BITE.
384
00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:56,733
ME TOO. NABU-SAN,
EVERYTHING WAS DELICIOUS.
385
00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:58,896
AY! MUCHAS GRACIAS.
386
00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:02,138
I MEAN, UH, DOUMOARIGATOU.
387
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,693
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
388
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:05,704
BYE-BYE.
389
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:08,405
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
390
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:12,278
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
391
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,572
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR -- ♪
392
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:16,424
STOP IT! HOLD IT!
393
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,956
STOP THE SINGING!
394
00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:19,497
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
395
00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:21,419
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HE'S NOT SINGING.
396
00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:22,791
THAT'S RIGHT.
397
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,462
WHY WON'T YOU SING
TO MY WIFE?
398
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,174
BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA SING
TO YOUR WIFE.
399
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:27,426
WHY NOT?
400
00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:29,927
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.
THIS IS AMERICA.
401
00:17:29,929 --> 00:17:32,759
I HAVE MY RIGHTS TO NOT SING
IF I DON'T WANNA SING.
402
00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:35,012
WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT SINGING?
IS HIS VOICE THAT BAD?
403
00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:37,854
NO, I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
IT'S ACTUALLY FALSETTO.
404
00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:39,807
I CHOOSE NOT TO SING
TO YOUR WIFE.
405
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,639
YOU WILL.
I WILL NOT.
406
00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:47,451
[ Singing in high pitch ]
I WI-I-I-I-I-LL NO-O-O-O-T...
407
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:49,357
NOW, HEAR THIS.
408
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,689
[ Still singing ]
EVE-E-E-E-R.
409
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,400
I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO BAKE THE CAKE.
410
00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:54,282
BUT I'M ASKING YOU
TO SING TO MY WIFE.
411
00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:56,164
IT'S UN-AMERICAN NOT TO SING
TO MY WIFE.
412
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:58,536
IT IS! IT'S UN-AMERICAN!
AND IT'S COMMON COURTESY!
413
00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,908
WELL, IT'S COMMON COURTESY
TO PULL YOUR CAR UP
414
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:03,460
AT THE GAS STATION SO OTHER
PEOPLE CAN USE THE PUMP.
415
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:05,303
THERE WE GO WITH THE GAS STATION
AGAIN, HUH?!
416
00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:07,795
AND WHY DID YOU STAND
NEXT TO ME AT THE URINAL
417
00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:09,297
AND VIOLATE THE SPLASH ZONE?
418
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:11,129
OH, MY GOD!
419
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,261
WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY CRUSTACEAN
WITH YOUR PEE-PEE FINGERS?
420
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,984
AND WHY AM I SPENDING SO MUCH
MONEY TO EAT DINNER
421
00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:19,476
WITH PEOPLE WHO I DON'T LIKE?
HUH? HUH, WHY?
422
00:18:19,479 --> 00:18:21,889
UH, I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF
THIS. KIDS, LET'S GO.
423
00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:23,641
I'M VERY SORRY.
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE.
424
00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,023
LET THEM GO, PLEASE.
425
00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:27,534
I BLAME YOU FOR NOT MOVING
US WHEN I ASKED TO.
426
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:28,817
THERE WAS NOTHING THAT --
427
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:29,988
EXCUSE ME!
428
00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:31,609
AND I ASSURE THAT NEITHER I
429
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,491
NOR ANYONE ELSE IN
THE PROCTOLOGICAL COMMUNITY --
430
00:18:34,494 --> 00:18:37,544
AND THERE ARE MANY OF US.
WE'RE A TIGHT LITTLE GROUP.
431
00:18:37,537 --> 00:18:38,657
YOU HEAR THAT, JAY?
432
00:18:38,658 --> 00:18:41,328
HE'S A PROFESSIONAL PAIN
IN THE ASS.
433
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,513
NONE OF US
IS COMING BACK AGAIN!
434
00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:47,625
PLEASE, LET ME PAY
FOR YOUR DINNER.
435
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,007
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
436
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:50,208
WHAT ABOUT MY CHECK?
437
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,510
HERE YOU GO.
438
00:18:52,512 --> 00:18:54,382
[ SCREAMS ]
439
00:19:01,721 --> 00:19:04,431
DID YOU SEE HOW DAD THREW THAT
GUY IN THE KOI POND?
440
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,864
YEAH, DAD,
THAT WAS FUNNY.
441
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:07,765
THAT'S WHAT HE DID TO ME.
442
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,357
LOOK, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU
ADMIRING THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR.
443
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,150
MICHAEL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THAT!
444
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,361
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
445
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:15,583
THE GUY CHARGED ME FOR A LOBSTER
THAT I DIDN'T EAT,
446
00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:17,075
A DRINK
THAT THE HOSTESS DRANK.
447
00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:20,236
HE CHARGED ME FOR A BIRTHDAY
CAKE, THAT SWEATSUIT,
448
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,370
AND -- AND A BUNCH OF SODAS
THAT I DIDN'T EVEN BUY.
449
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,043
I CAN CLEAR UP THAT MYSTERY.
450
00:19:25,044 --> 00:19:27,504
JUNIOR KEPT SENDING DRINKS
TO SOME GIRL.
451
00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:30,087
NOT SOME GIRL -- CATHY.
AND IT WORKED, TOO.
452
00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:32,669
I GAVE HER MY NUMBER,
SHE GAVE ME ONE BACK.
453
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,132
NO, IDIOT, SHE GAVE YOU
YOURS BACK.
454
00:19:37,257 --> 00:19:39,057
BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
455
00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:42,008
WHY WAS SHE ALL FLIRTING WITH ME
AND TAKING MY FREE SODAS
456
00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:43,301
IF SHE WASN'T INTERESTED?
457
00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:46,193
BECAUSE SHE WAS PRACTICING
THE ART OF BEING A WOMAN.
458
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,305
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
THEY GET REALLY GOOD AT IT?
459
00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:52,269
THEY CAN MAKE YOU TAKE THE WHOLE
FAMILY TO TOKAHANA'S.
460
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,244
HA HA HA. VERY FUNNY.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
461
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,487
YEAH, COME ON, I WANNA WATCH THE
GAME THAT I TAPED.
462
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,489
UGH.
463
00:20:03,283 --> 00:20:04,913
OH, WHERE'S THE VALET?
464
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:07,004
WHAT IS THE LIGHT
STILL DOING ON IN THE CAR?
465
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:10,416
HE'S IN MY -- HE'S SMOKING
A CIGAR IN MY CAR?
466
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,590
HEY!
467
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:16,013
WOW, WHAT A GAME!
468
00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:19,095
JORDAN SCORED 100 POINTS IN
TRIPLE OVERTIME AND WON!
469
00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:20,758
AAAHHH!
470
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,600
UH! OH!
471
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,435
[ GRUNTS ]
472
00:20:35,615 --> 00:20:38,485
CHARGED ME FOR A BIRTHDAY CAKE,
THAT SWEAT SHIRT,
473
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,068
AND ABOUT 8 COKES THAT I DIDN'T
EVEN BUY.
474
00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:44,122
OH.
475
00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:45,583
[ LAUGHS ]
476
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,707
I FORGOT.
477
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:52,459
I GAVE HER MY NUMBER,
SHE GAVE ME HERS BACK.
478
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:56,342
NO, SHE -- YOU --
NO, SHE GAVE YOU --
479
00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:57,506
NO...
480
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,507
[ LAUGHTER ]
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