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(dog barks)

So what do you call this again?

An intervention.

No, I meant this soggy, wet potato dish here.

What, an intervention? What? Why?

Ah... is he all fucked up again?

Sparky, are you all fucked up again?

My name's not Sparky. It's Byron, you know that.

Yeah, why is that again?

- Because I'm a poet now. - Right.

This is not an intervention for Sparky.

Stick with the drugs, baby.

You were doing so good with that.

I'm still on the drugs. It helps with the poetry.

Oh, could you read me some?

Well, I haven't written anything.

Oh.

This is an intervention for you, mom.

Why?

You ordered 42 lattes, is why.

42. Those baristas had a nervous breakdown.

I don't seem to have a recollection of that.

They made you 42 medium lattes.

And that's a crime?

You stood there and watched them.

I was waiting for my order. (snorts)

42 medium lattes, extra foam?

? (classical) ?

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant soy milk.

Did I say that? Soy milk?

? (classical) ?

Oh, dear. Sorry.

And so, they made you 42 more.

And when they had made you 42 more,

you said, "Oh, I meant for here, not to take out."

And by the time the police arrived,

they had made you something in the neighbourhood of

110 extra foam medium lattes.

Yeah, when I had clearly stated large.

They will murder you in jail.

Oh, don't worry. I'm not going to jail.

What makes you think that?

'Cause they've already done a show about ladies in jail.

This is like a whole other show.

So, tell me about this intervention.

Okay, what am I doing here?

I don't want to be in this scene.

- Where do you want to be? - At the movies.

Movie: (Speaking Italian)

(Rosie hums)

Movie: (Speaking Italian)

(Rosie hums)

- Who's she supposed to be? - Oh, she's the one he fucked.

- God knows why. - Ah.

I can't follow this. Is it even in English?

- Nope. - Shut up!

You're supposed to read the subtitles.

Oh, is that what those are? I can't fucking read those.

Hey, lady!

Would you mind being quiet for a second and

let the rest of us enjoy this movie?

Now, how can you possibly be enjoying it?

- It's in French. - Italian!

- Whatever. - Quiet, please!

You be quiet!

If you don't like it, then leave.

- Why don't you leave?! - Hey, shut up!

- What?! - I said, shut up.

You shut up!

Oh, let's just get the fuck out of here.

We don't have to watch something that

takes place in Italy. We can just be in Italy.

Let's go!

Didn't I tell you?

Oh, here comes the guy in the tight pants again.

Oh, is that a cannelloni or are you just happy to see me?

(laughs)

(Italian accent) Excuse me, ah, lady...

- (speaks Italian) - Sure.

I'll have that and we'll have another one of these, right?

- Mhm. - La carta rifiutata.

Yeah, just put it on my card like I said.

Ri-fiu-ta-ta.

What the fuck is he talking about?

You're gonna have to speak English.

You told me to speak Italian.

Ah... do you have a light?

You can't smoke here.

What are you talking about? It's Italy.

It's Little Italy!

(streetcar chimes)

And your card, it's been declined.

- By whom? - By fucking whom?

By the machine! You got another card, maybe?

No, what do you think we are, drug dealers?

- Does our word mean nothing? - Not here.

Then we'll go elsewhere.

Not if you don't pay your bill, you're not.

I can cut you out of this scene any time I want.

- (birds chirping) - Oh, that's better.

You know, sometimes I think this city's

completely losing its personality.

Completely.

Remember when everything was crap?

- Those were the days. - Yeah.

Oh, dear. Oh... oh.

Oh, oh!

That looked just like the waiter from before.

Yeah, well, they...

they couldn't afford two actors.

- Who couldn't? - Well, don't ask me.

- I'm not the producer. - You should be the producer.

Yeah, you bet I should.

What should you be the producer of?

Well... this.

Yeah. Uh... this.

Did you see a man rush past here with my purse just now?

Was that your purse? Oh, that's terrible.

Yes, he went that way!

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Oh, good, yeah. (clicks tongue)

Oh my goodness.

That's probably her grandchildren.

- Sweater. - Oh! (laughs)

Look! Change purse.

Woo! Let's go get some coffee.

? (classical) ?

Is that with the extra foam?

Extra what?

Never mind. We're cutting to black.

You're what?

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? HEY LADY! ?

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