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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,974 (dog barks) 2 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,745 Yeah, I'm grounded. 3 00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:16,382 The lipstick episode; I have to stay in. 4 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,783 Is that even legal? 5 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:19,685 Can they even do that, the bastards? 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,087 Well, actually, I'm not that worried about it 7 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,078 'cause it's my show and I can just cut to 8 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,923 another scene whenever I want. 9 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:27,093 At the moment, I'm waiting for the plumber. 10 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:28,761 I'm not waiting for anything. 11 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:29,862 (doorbell) 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,131 Oh, there's the door. I gotta go. 13 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:33,131 Okay. 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,499 (groans) 15 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:37,002 ? (classical) ? 16 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,670 (laughs) 17 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:41,206 Exactly how I pictured you. 18 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,375 Of course, I saw your picture in the ad. 19 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,344 - Come on in. - Okay. 20 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:48,213 - So, you're a plumber? - Yes, ma'am. 21 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,982 Yeah, I bet you've done some plumbing. 22 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,918 Ha-ha! Just look at you. 23 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,154 Just look! 24 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,355 Ugh! 25 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,123 Hey, lady, why would you do that? 26 00:00:58,191 --> 00:00:59,658 I'm sorry. I'm an old lady. 27 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,195 I just, I do strange things sometimes. 28 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,264 Life punches you hard enough and sometimes 29 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,332 you just want to punch back. 30 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,567 Hm... 31 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,203 ? (classical) ? 32 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,705 We're having a nice fish. 33 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,640 What's nice about it; I hate fish. 34 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,009 Not if it's free, you don't. 35 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,078 You know, there was a time when I was gonna push you 36 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:23,582 in the river and make it look like a terrible accident. 37 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,085 I only didn't because of my sense of humanity. 38 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:30,155 After all, you were bringing in a baby bonus. 39 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,258 Plus, I really was a good mother at heart. 40 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,493 There was only one of my children I didn't love. 41 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:35,494 Me? 42 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:36,996 Lassie, if you must know the truth. 43 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,465 (whispers) Who doesn't love one of their own children? 44 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,465 Who gives their children dog's names? 45 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,635 She had a dangerous look, like a serial killer. 46 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:44,838 What's wrong with these taps? 47 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:47,139 - Why? Aren't they working? - There's no hot water. 48 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,474 Maybe you should call the plumber. 49 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,809 Hold on. I think somebody already has. 50 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:54,779 There is a plumbing bill for... $300! 51 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:57,249 Would you happen to know anything about this, mom? 52 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,418 You said you had some plumbing you needed looking at. 53 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,019 Yeah, some older plumbing, 54 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,522 but it still works, if you get my drift. 55 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:06,292 I just need you to get in there and root around a little, 56 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,360 if you follow my meaning? 57 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,962 - Can you just show me? - Oh, yeah, I'll show you. 58 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:13,298 But in the meantime, I would just like you to switch 59 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:18,036 the hot tap to cold, and the cold tap to hot. 60 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:19,938 - Why? - It's due to dyslexia. 61 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:22,340 - Dyslexia? - Yeah. 62 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:25,010 I mean, look what happens when I put my robe on. 63 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,578 - It is on. - It is? 64 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,047 - Yeah. - Oh... 65 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,166 Hey, lady! 66 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:31,217 What's going on here? 67 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:33,318 Somebody must have switched those taps. 68 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:36,021 Who would do such a thing? 69 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,323 Honey, try the other tap. 70 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:41,560 I'd be careful of those taps, if I were you. 71 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:45,998 - (Molly screams) - Oh, god. Er... 72 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,166 (Molly groans) 73 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,202 Got no sense of humour, those two. 74 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:53,338 No, they got no sense of anything. 75 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:56,374 Sheesh... Oh, look at this. 76 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:59,844 (laughs) Wow, oh my... 77 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:02,114 Uh-oh! Oh, you better go get that one, honey. 78 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,115 Come here. Give 'em to me. 79 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,850 Yeah. Okay, come here. 80 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,053 Come on, come on. Yeah. 81 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,589 If there's anything she knows about, it's dogs, honey. 82 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,757 That's right. I could 'a raised dogs. 83 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,226 Come here, babies. 84 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,329 But no, I had to have kids instead. 85 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:21,299 - Ungrateful fucking kids. - Yeah, they got no loyalty. 86 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,736 At least dogs have loyalty, not some mutt with a fucking 87 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,305 shih tzu of a wife running around trying 88 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,506 to tell you how to behave. 89 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,242 Dogs don't tell you how to behave. 90 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,977 No, and there's a lot less shit to clean up after, 91 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,745 let me tell you. 92 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,247 Hey, guys? 93 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,950 Why's he got you on a leash? Come here. 94 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:42,220 Doesn't he know you got minds of your own and places to be? 95 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:45,157 - All those trees to piss on? - Yeah! 96 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,826 So... go! Have fun! 97 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,928 - There you go. - (laughs) Have a good day. 98 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:53,064 - Freedom, baby! - Freedom! (laughs) 99 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,867 Oh, sweetie. You better get control of those dogs. 100 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,679 You gotta be the alpha, just saying. 101 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,371 This is not an off-leash area. 102 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,739 No, no, you can't talk. 103 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:04,309 They can't afford another speaking part, sorry. 104 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,746 Ah... 105 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,247 I should 'a had dogs. 106 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,483 (dogs bark) 107 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:15,554 (muffled TV program) 108 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,856 (door opens) Mom! 109 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,557 You switched the taps? 110 00:04:19,558 --> 00:04:21,728 It's not her fault, Rover. Her mind is going. 111 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,696 - Blame the plumber. - This is the end, mom. 112 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,431 This is the last and final straw! 113 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:30,569 Well, not really. It's only the second episode. 114 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,639 - What are you talking about? - Who knows. 115 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,640 Maybe we'll find out in the next episode. 116 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:35,975 Anybody want some lemonade? 117 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:39,177 Lemonade? Jesus fuck! 118 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,879 Cut. 119 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:50,922 ? 120 00:04:50,990 --> 00:05:01,132 ? 121 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,402 ? HEY LADY! ? 122 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:09,541 ? 123 00:05:09,591 --> 00:05:14,141 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8721

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