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Move your feet.

No.

This is my bed.

Okay, and I live in this house too, so.

Dude,

this sucks.

You should.

You know what, I'm not helping today.

Dude, mom and dad grounded me for nothing, bro.

You stole dad's truck.

Okay, I was going to give it back.

You're crazy.

You should be grounded for like six months. You're lucky they only ground

for a week.

You're a mess with society.

I'm not. Stop pushing my leg.

Go do something constructive.

I am. I'm annoying you.

Yeah. Really good at that.

Did I ever tell you you're the best big brother ever?

No. And you're so nice and you would help me with any problem I have?

That must be your other big brother who's not real. No, I'm pretty sure it's

you. No, it's not me.

You would definitely take me to go see Don right now, right?

You're crazy.

You just got in trouble for seeing him.

It would be quick, though. It would be like five, ten minutes max.

What are you going to do? Buy drugs for him?

No.

Like, fuck. Like, how's that?

I'm going to take my little sister and go fuck her loser boy.

What? You're smoking crack.

I'm not. You're fucking crack. I'm not doing that.

What?

Mom and dad won't even know.

It doesn't matter. I'm not doing, I'm not risking getting in trouble for that.

Ugh.

Okay, but I'm bored. And I don't want to wait around for like an hour while you

like, you guys like have sex a lot. That's fucking weird. It's not even an

It's literally going to be five, ten minutes.

What do you mean?

Like, to fuck.

In five minutes?

Yeah.

What? That's really not enough time to have sex.

It is.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

It's been like that for all my exes.

Wait, like they only like have sex with you for like a couple minutes?

Yeah.

Are you serious?

Yes, why are you laughing?

Because that's not normal.

It's... Normal to me.

A guy should be able to, like, last for, I don't know, like, I always have sex

for, like, 20 minutes, 30 minutes.

I mean, sometimes not as long, but.

Do you last longer than 10 minutes?

Yeah.

Hmm. That's, like, not even, 10 minutes isn't even, like, great.

10 minutes is great to me.

So, are you going to take me?

No.

If you don't take me, I'm going to keep annoying you.

Hmm? I'm not making you. I'm not doing that.

Get out of here.

Stop. Don't fight me.

I'm not fighting you right now.

Come on.

You need to find... You should... No, I want to find a boyfriend who's not,

like, gonna... You can only have sex with me for a couple minutes. It's,

weird.

Well, I don't know.

How's it been, like...

Okay.

Well, you shouldn't even talk to your big brother about this shit anyway.

fucking weird as hell. What are siblings for?

Stop. Come on.

Stop.

Get out of my room.

No, I'm not taking you. You're being punished, okay? I'm not being punished.

being treated unfairly.

Stop, come on, stop.

Stop, no.

Why?

Stop, get off.

I don't want to.

I'm not taking you to see him.

Why?

Okay, now get off for real.

No, why?

Are you hard?

Are you hard?

No.

Yeah, okay, yeah, maybe I am, okay? So that's why don't do shit like that.

You're such a perv.

No, I'm not I do anything I Can't help it.

It's like get a boner Sometimes it should happen. You don't have a penis

understand

What

are you doing

like this is like perfect you have to take me away and you can satisfy me,

Mister, I last longer than 10 minutes.

You're my fucking little sister. I can't do that.

I'm your stepsister.

If you think about it, it's not wrong.

I'll fucking get kicked out of the house.

You're not stopping me, so... This is a bad idea, though.

I don't think it's a bad idea, though.

But yeah, I can last like fucking a long, a long ass time.

I'm like your boyfriend.

Guaranteed.

Okay, prove it then.

I don't know.

What a pervy big brother.

What?

You, like, legit, you started this.

Uh -uh.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I mean, like, you're, like, pretty hot.

So that's probably kind of why the guys you've been with come fast.

But I can definitely last, like, I can still last a little longer than that.

I'm about to find out.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at this.

Thank you.

Nobody can find out about this, right?

I'm not going to get in fucking trouble for this.

You're the only snitch here, so... I'm not a snitch.

I just, like, follow the rules most of the time.

So you're a snitch.

Yeah.

You had your nipples pierced? Yeah, are you going to tell Mom and Dad? No.

Then?

Fuck, it was so not good.

I think I got really hard shit.

Oh, fuck.

You're gonna do it? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Like reverse.

On top?

Mm -hmm, yeah, okay.

Okay. Where should I come to?

Come to your mouth.

In your mouth?

Yeah. I can't come to your mouth. Yeah, you can.

You sure?

It's better than coming inside me.

Okay, good point.

in 10 minutes. I told you.

You know, trust me.

I'm actually really smart.