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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,080 is driving me crazy. Crazy! 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,920 You know what's wild? 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:12,480 I thought I married a nice man with a degree and functional hands. 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:19,680 And somehow, I am the only one in this house who knows how to 5 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,720 do anything. 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,340 He says, you do it better. 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,240 I don't know how to do any of this stuff. 8 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:31,470 Right? Because he refuses to learn. 9 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:38,650 Meanwhile, he leaves food everywhere. His clothes are all over the floor. 10 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:44,170 The sink is packed full of dishes. 11 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:50,970 Weaponized incompetence. I think they call it. I'm drowning. 12 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:57,010 And worst of all, I haven't come in two months. 13 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:04,379 I even started fantasizing about the handyman, Kyle. 14 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:11,720 He's so hot and sweet and competent. 15 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:16,600 I bet he's competent at other things, too. 16 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:22,320 My husband said marriage is a partnership. 17 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:25,740 I believe in it, but... 18 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:31,880 If I don't get a release, I'm worried I'll lose my mind. 19 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:33,920 I just need to come. 20 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:36,640 One time. 21 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,940 Honey? Honey, is that you? 22 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,360 I could really use a hand. 23 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:51,860 Honey? 24 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:00,740 Phillips, are you alright? 25 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:05,080 Kyle! Oh, yeah, sorry. I was just here to fix the washer. 26 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,380 I couldn't quite hear. Were you calling me? 27 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:12,660 It's okay. I'm sorry for yelling. I thought you were my husband. 28 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,860 I mean, is he home? That was a loud crash. 29 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:19,980 Yeah, right? 30 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:26,260 He's probably upstairs somewhere, you know, napping with his headphones on. 31 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:28,040 Nothing's going to wake him up. 32 00:02:29,269 --> 00:02:34,290 Well, I mean, do you need a hand? I can help you out. Don't want you to hurt 33 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,290 yourself. 34 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:38,310 That's really nice, Carol. 35 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:48,230 You know, if you really want help, there's something you can 36 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:53,370 do that would be really, really helpful. 37 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:58,510 What do you think? 38 00:03:32,890 --> 00:03:35,150 Your husband's a really sound sleeper, huh? 39 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:37,790 Yeah, he doesn't hear. 40 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:40,850 anything with those headphones on. 41 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:04,750 Is that the right tool for the job? Oh, I definitely think this is the perfect 42 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,890 tool for the job. 43 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:21,130 Yeah, just like that. 44 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:24,030 Just disappears in there. 45 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,110 I like making things up, yeah. 46 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:49,890 Some mouth I've been wondering what it feels like since I've been coming over 47 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,890 here 48 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,400 Stop it, Henry. 49 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,140 Yeah. Yeah. 50 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,240 Thank you. 51 00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:02,389 Yeah, I do. 52 00:24:44,110 --> 00:24:45,430 That fucking took deep inside me. 53 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,000 Yeah. Yeah. 3707

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