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Looks pretty dead.

Should we just go?

Didn't book, eh?

Thought we'd just try her a lot.

Didn't recommend it.

Especially not you.

Okay, yeah, why's that?

Last group he took out, there's a young fella

look like you.

College kid.

He was taking a piss off the side of the boat

and a bull shark jumped up.

Bit his dick off.

Oh, I don't like your chances.

Duck only started his holidays today

and he doesn't interrupt his holes for no one.

Speak of the devil, here he is.

No, you won't need that.

We've got some light chum for you here.

Ah, who do we have here then?

Greg.

And this friendly face belongs to?

Heather.

Ah, let her answer for herself, Greg.

I'm Heather.

Heather, lovely.

Let me guess, Pom?

Oh, not probably supposed to say that anymore, are we?

No, it's fine.

I'm English, yes.

Well, I told them you were on Alstom.

Ah, sorry, you two love the statement.

Oh, we're not together.

Um, no.

Okay.

Sorry we didn't book.

We were supposed to go to SeaWorld with a bunch of others,

but we slept in.

Big Mac.

Yeah, I bet.

So, uh,

I guess no one even knows you guys are here then.

I just want to make sure your last will and testament's in order.

We will be swimming with sharks after all.

Oh.

Sweet.

So, I'm seven years old.

I'm out there on the boogie board.

Splashing around in the shadows.

Scrawny little arms and legs kind of flapping away.

Swimming out there.

I don't know, I guess from underneath I must have looked like a seal.

Boom!

Oh, when this bloody white gets me?

And it just let you go?

Huh?

You are looking at a genuine walk and talk and miracle.

Yeah, Harry?

Well, it didn't tickle.

Woke me up, though.

And why do I get a sense?

And this was just random?

I mean, apparently there was a sign about a shark sighting or something.

Oopsie.

Wasn't there someone watching you?

As you say, I used to spend a lot of time on my own.

I just can't believe you do this for a living.

I'd never go near water again after that.

It's not the shark's fault.

All right, crew.

Enough foreplay.

Let's, uh, get you two wet.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

Oh, it's a make-up.

Cheaters of the sea.

I can't...

Not yet, you can't.

Because there's still one thing we need to take care of.

A very special, ancient relaxation practice that, uh, was taught to me and took many years at sea to master.

You'll just go with me here.

I promise you it'll help.

Now, close your eyes.

Baby shark

Baby shark

Baby shark

Only works if you sing along.

I can't.

Baby shark

Baby shark

Come on, Heather

Baby shark

Here comes mommy

Shark

Mommy shark

Mommy shark

And daddy

It's all over sea, well, eh?

Stay well again.

Something to tell the grandkitties one day.

Dude, so awesome.

Oh, man, thanks so much for fitting this in.

Oh, must be out then.

Sorry.

I suppose you have any?

What's up?

Hey, how's it going?

Another drink.

Hey.

Me again?

Yeah, dude, I said I can't help you.

Oh, you really don't have jumper cables for this?

What can I say?

I live life on the edge.

I think the cash team might want to see that security footage.

Are you serious?

Is this really what you're doing?

You're blackmailing me.

I just need to get to my car.

I've walked like 10 blocks and I can't find any.

Look, I'm not a serial killer, okay?

I promise.

I have this theory that, um...

You look like you stepped out of the Book of Mormon.

Okay, yeah.

No, I'm, uh...

I'm in real estate.

Great.

That's my mom's.

She's getting me a good take.

Is that your mom's, too?

So where you been surfing?

Oh, uh, snapper, mostly.

It's been good.

The peak's a little shifty, though.

Yeah.

Do you want to know a local secret?

Okay.

You can't tell us all, though.

I want to know a person.

Remember?

Yeah.

Right.

Okay, well, next time you paddle out,

you want to look to shore for the blue bench.

You want to sit right in the middle of that bench.

The W wave count.

Thanks.

And look,

for the record,

I never would have knocked about the slurpee.

No, yeah,

I probably shouldn't have just tripled by its cover,

so we're good.

Moses Markley.

Zephyr.

Nice to meet you, Zephyr.

And now go start your car.

Yes, ma'am.

You're alive, Zephyr.

You bet.

Thank you.

You're a Credence fan, huh?

Hell yeah.

Are you into it?

Yeah, sure.

Just not this song.

What's wrong with Booby Doo?

Dude, you have a fortunate son

about poor kids fighting rich people's wars.

And then you have

As Long As I Can See the Light

about, like, an outsider

searching to feel understood.

And then you have

an oopy-fucking-doopy, you know,

about some oopy-ass dance.

I don't know.

Yeah.

It's a bad song.

Objectively.

Okay.

The dance is a metaphor.

The song's about love.

Wow.

About that oopy-doopy feeling

you get in your heart.

Okay.

When you find the one

and you just gotta go for it.

It's the alternative.

Oh, come on.

I won't judge.

Promise.

Okay.

Nine.

Nine?

Fuck.

Oh, fuck off.

You just said no judgment.

Yeah, but nine bread rolls

in one day.

What can I say?

The waves were all time

and bread rolls are cheap.

Not that you have to worry about that.

You have deep psychological issues.

Mmm.

I'm honored you've wasted one of me.

It's not wasted.

Do you know how many preservatives

are in these things?

I don't care.

You know I've got real food inside, right?

You've been having running water.

It's kind of a miracle.

I'm good.

So what got you into surfing?

It's just against the system.

The system that kills the human spirit.

We stand for something.

It's all those dead souls

inching along the freeway

in their metal coffins.

We show them that the human spirit

is still alive.

You did not just quote point break

of me.

Maybe.

Mmm.

What got you into surfing?

Because there was nothing for me on land.

Hey, if you can hear me,

I'm just looking for a fin key.

Promise I'll bring it back.

G'day.

Jesus.

Not quite.

Sucker.

Sorry, man.

I was just looking for a...

Fin key.

Yeah, I got you covered.

See what we can do here.

You're pretty brave

surfing up here all alone.

That rip can get pretty hectic.

You're alone, aren't you?

Touche.

Thanks.

I'll bring it right back.

I got heaps.

Cool.

Appreciate you.

I don't know.

Sorry about the smell.

Help!

No one can hear me.

Help!

Somebody help!

Right here!

Help!

I'm going to get these fucking cuffs off.

You know how to pick a lock.

What do we need?

Something long and thin like a hairpin.

She came all the way from America.

Is there anyone that will come looking for you?

A boyfriend or anything?

That was this guy.

We did the shock dive together.

I don't think you want to know.

No.

Where's she going to sleep?

Look, mate, these transient types living in their cars.

There's nothing like that.

How long have you known this girl?

I mean, it was just one night.

We're a day and a night.

I saw the 10, 11 hours in total.

But it's not about the quantity.

It's about the quality.

What was her name?

Zeffo.

Last night?

Oh.

You don't know her last name?

No, I don't.

I should have listened.

My mom didn't want me taking a gap year.

We had the worst fight about it before we left.

Now I'm never going to see her again.

I'm never going to see anyone again.

Why didn't she want you to take it?

It was a bit.

She was worried it wasn't safe.

You see, all these stories on the news felt...

...travelous and...

She also didn't want me drifting from the past.

The plan?

Law school.

The house on the same street.

That sounds like her plan.

It's your life.

You should tell her that when you see her again.

Why are you here?

In Australia, I mean.

To serve?

Just as far away from home as possible?

Yeah.

Which one?

I've got a lot of fucking foster parents to pick from.

Is that why you know how to pick a lot?

What do you mean?

You can juke you or something?

Sorry.

Sorry.

I don't know.

I didn't mean to presume.

Oh.

The only thing I learned in juvie is sleep with one eye open and shit ton of bad jokes.

Can you tell me when?

Not really in a joke telling mood right now.

Just to think about something else for one second.

What?

What do you call the useless piece of skin on her dick?

What?

A man.

That is so true.

Is that an underwire?

Yeah, it's cutting the shit out.

Give it to me!

Wait, is this the...

Yes, yes, the fucking lock.

Quick.

Good evening, ladies.

Trust you've had a chance to get acquainted.

Now you must be starving.

Oh, I'm not a Vegemite fan.

Well, I suppose you wouldn't be the first foreigner to feel that way, eh?

There you go, just in case.

Water?

Really?

It's a thousand bloody degrees in here.

Please just...

Wait, wait.

Hang on, what's happening here?

Hey, asshole.

I'm ready for my dinner now.

Oh, if looks good, Gil.

Have you ever heard of the scarlet snake?

Well, she's a harmless creature that quite cleverly mimics the colourful stripes of the deadly coral snake.

Now, you're trying hard to be the coral snake, but we both know that's me.

And you.

And you.

Hello, Russ.

What is this?

What are you doing?

Now, most people think that God is... God's down there.

And it all started.

So, I fish at your beach, and I was really hoping it'd be you.

Now, I see you, like, come alive on that board.

It's...

And I don't surf, but I feel the same about, you know, what I do.

It's...

It's my true coin.

Don't you fucking touch her!

Hey!

Do you know why sharks are more scary than mosquitoes, even though mosquitoes kill a million people each year?

I don't fucking care!

It's because people don't think with their brains.

They think with their guts.

Now, your guts can't understand mass murdering insects and microscopic diseases.

Now, what your guts understand is 300 razor sharp teeth and 2,500 pounds of muscle tearing flesh from bone.

But your guts understand the hierarchy of animals in this world.

No!

No!

No!

No!

Stop!

Stop!

Please stop!

You fucking drop me!

So the thing about sharks is, they don't actually enjoy eating people, no.

When they do attack, it's unquestionably a case of mistaken identity.

You know, you throw charm overboard day after day so tourists can get their kicks,

and pretty soon, sharks start to associate boats with food.

Now, some might argue that this is a recipe for more accidents.

I'm inclined to agree with them.

It'll be your time to shine tomorrow night.

Come on, babe, you know there ain't no time to mess around!

Eat it!

A joke's only funny once.

Hey, listen, you've lost a lot of fluid.

And you're gonna need your strength later.

Where's that fight I saw in you, huh?

Get away from me, you twisted fuck!

Do you understand what happens to the ecosystem if you remove the shark?

All right, their prey operates without constraint.

But the shark...

The shark brings order.

Without this chaos reigns and weaker creatures, just...

Give me a fucking break.

I've never met anyone who likes the sound of their voice so much.

Don't compare yourself to the shark.

They're highly evolved.

You're just a pathetic coward who kills women because mommy never loved you or whatever.

You are the lowest of the low.

And poor.

Even lower than one.

You are the toxic fucking trash that floats in the ocean.

Notice you haven't used the facilities yet.

You might want to consider that.

Now, things can tend to get a little...

...undignified.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

you fucking put that down you put that down or you won't even make it to the fucking hook

i thought you were gone all week i gotta get some supplies

i'd like you to run out first time for everything

mate i got something for you mate will you stop i got something good for it

yesterday some rich wanker right pulls up with his rich wanker kid or a rich wanker boat but it

was nice mate they want to go dive and i tell them the tucks on holes mate but now since you're back

maybe we can catch them before they go mate i got their number just in case i don't want to

all right i reckon it's going to be a nice tip in this field maybe there's just a little finders

for the old shaver

it's a well-earned holiday please call back after the 13th and i'll introduce you to the most

misunderstood creatures on earth uh hi um i'm not exactly sure what i'm asking for but uh

just give me a call back please thanks

go find a paper clipper or a skewer or

fucking something to pick the locksmith i'll talk you through it quick before he comes back whoa

thanks i call the cops

where the fuck did you come from

have you got a shaley down here or not happen

rosa

what's that

oh my hair

i have fucked up to rescue

you almost got it

so near all i turned out to be

come to find me's hero enough

don't suppose you got through to the cops

i didn't get to say where we were

not bad huh

why'd you do a run of that morning

i told you early bird gets the barrel

bullshit

tell me you didn't fail it

i'm just better off alone

no one's better off alone

no it's just something people say no it's not

you don't know me you don't know me

i did credence

i know you're in the guinness book of records for the most bread rolls consumed in one day

i know you're tough

and funny

i know

my sense

that

you haven't had as much

kindness in your life as you deserve

it's hard

that's why you ran

it's hard to trust when

you know is why you shouldn't

what moses

i really don't have the strength

no you can't

i just thought it to adam that night

what the fuck is that

no

wait wait wait wait no he's not a tourist

he drives his mouth

vulva for fuck's sake

he has money think about it

they're never going to stop looking for him

don't be stupid

It's too bad I'm more of a horror fan.

You fucking...

Be as still as you possibly can.

That's a full shock.

The most cold shock in the ocean.

Fuck you!

I don't wanna ring the dinner bell.

Fuck!

Brief intermission, ladies and gentlemen.

Fuck!

Yesterday's not hungry.

Look, if it's any consolation,

you weren't right for each other.

You know, he's soft and...

gooey.

You're hard.

You're hard as nails.

Like me.

I'm nothing like you.

There you are.

We're sharks.

Solitary creatures.

We fend for ourselves.

I've got a feeling that...

the North Shore is gonna be...

one for the ages.

probably a good thing he can't see.

Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Take down!

That's the thing about us men, man.

We're really not...

Besides, it comes out.

And once that happens, there's really no stuffing it back in.

Now, can either of you tell me

why the marlin is a sports fisherman's fish of choice?

Anyone? I'll give you a hint.

It's not because of her size, and it's not because of her beauty.

It's because of her.

Mate!

See, every fisherman loves a good fight.

And you get a marlin, and you fucking bring her right in there,

and you give it up to the boat,

and you think you got her in that bucket.

She makes another run for it,

and it's fucking exhilarating, man.

But the thing the fish doesn't realize

is that once that hook sets,

no matter how hard she runs,

doesn't matter how many times,

she's already in the boat.

And the game's rigged.

It's life and death for the fish.

For the fishermen, it's just an afternoon,

good old-fashioned fun.

Fun can't last forever, though, can it?

I don't know.

Ah, sooner or later,

the marlin must meet her fate.

Right places, please!

End!

Action!

Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Get in!

Stop your knife!

Are you there, babe, or the bull wouldn't have left?

Just won't quit, will you, Marlon?

Behind you!

Ooby-dooby, motherfucker.

Moses?

Hey.

Moses!

Moses, wake up.

Wake up.

Moses, please wake up.

Hey.

Hey.

Moses.

Hey, hey, Mo.

Wake up.

Moses, wake up.

Help is on the way.

Hey, please wake up.

Please.

Hey.

Hey, hey.

Moses.

Hey, I want to tell you something.

When I said there's nothing for me on land,

there's you.

Okay?

Please wake up.

Hey, I want to be new.

Help is on me.