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Oh, my God.

We have to switch to Channel 9 right now.

What? Why?

Because, dummy, Rachel just texted me that Edge of Passion is on right now.

Okay, don't call me a dummy. And second, you can just watch it later on demand.

No, I can't. I need to watch it right now.

Because me and Rachel like to call after and discuss the episode.

Just like... Hey, come on. We compromised.

You don't like watching football, so we're watching reality TV.

I wish Mom was here.

Well, she's not, and I'm in charge.

I don't think your dad would allow you to punish me so horrifically if he was

here. Oh, my God.

Nobody's here to let you have your way. Can you please just act like an adult

for once?

I'm going to be 18 and a half in a month.

I'm way more mature than you are, bro.

Okay, whatever. Can you please just be quiet?

Oh, my God. She just texted me

and said that Freddie and Rita are falling in love.

Shh. I cannot believe that since Freddie was such a slime ball in the last

episode. Shh.

You know what? Do you just like this game show?

Because... Everybody just runs around naked in it.

You get the premise, right? They run around looking for fruits and fucking

and talk shit, and then pervs like you just try to see what their asses and

look like through the censorship buzz.

Can you just get over the naked part for a second?

These people are strangers, and they get dropped off on this remote island with

no food, no supplies, no shelter.

And the winner gets, like, a boatload of cash.

Like, a life -changing amount of cash.

Look at the redhead girl. She's a lot like you, you know.

She just complains and drags her feet while everyone else is trying to build a

shelter.

She has a massive bush.

She looks nothing like me.

You can't even see her bush behind all the pixelation.

Oh.

It's... Huge.

Funny. Very funny.

What, do you think you're a comedian now?

Well, actually, my ex -boyfriend thought that I was very funny.

And now to think of it, he had a huge gross bush.

Yeah, well, real men don't care about what their pubic hair looks like.

Not true.

Some do.

Like in porn, I've seen guys where they literally shave it off. Some porn guys

care. You watch porn?

Not very often.

Rachel hasn't texted me back yet. That must mean that there's something really

good going on in our show.

I don't really believe that you watch porn.

Well, I don't really. My parents have a parental lock on my phone, my laptop. I

can't even shop for lingerie.

Yeah, they're like really protective over you.

I'm kind of surprised you were able to sneak away from your chaperone date to

have sex with your boyfriend.

I never said that I had sex with him.

But there was this one time my senior year where I took my boyfriend under the

bleachers and I gave him a handjob.

But that was before he left me for Rachel.

And you're still friends with her?

Well, I guess I'm really forgiving.

Yeah, it's just part of my nature.

Or maybe you were just grossed out by his massive bush and were happy to see

go.

You know, I think you know me better than I do.

Look, they found palm leaves, so now you don't have to look at their massive

bushes anymore.

Holy shit.

Now you can see their penises and their boobs better.

You know that's not why I watch this show, right?

Then why?

Well, because I've always wondered what it would be like to get dropped off on a

remote island with a small community and just, like, figure out how to survive.

What's so crazy?

I don't know what I would do without makeup, shopping, and Wi -Fi.

You don't even wear makeup.

Yes, I do. I wear natural makeup, stupid.

Don't call me stupid, please.

You know, your girlfriend really kicks that makeup on.

I bet that girl really wishes that she had a bra on right now.

You know, your girlfriend has really big boobs like that. When she takes off her

bra, do they sag low?

We're not together anymore, sis.

What happened?

I don't want to talk about it.

This show's boring.

I'm gonna borrow your laptop.

Uh, no.

I'd really rather you not.

Thanks.

You never said that I couldn't borrow it before.

I borrow it all the time.

You don't borrow it if you sneak in and just take it without permission.

Sneak? I hate that word. It makes me sound like a criminal.

Whatever. I put a password on it anyway, so now it's locked down.

And why would you do that?

Well, because it's my laptop, you can't just take whatever's not yours without

asking for permission.

If mom and dad aren't going to teach you manners, then I will.

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry I took it without asking for permission.

Chode.

Do not call me that.

You don't even know what that means anyway.

Yeah, I know what it means.

It's a dick. Like you.

Can you stop staring at me?

Didn't they just buy you the new Mac? Why don't you just go use that?

I told you, it's pointless.

What do you need to see that requires parental permission anyway?

What? What is it? Do you need a bra or something?

Can I wait until, like, tomorrow?

What now?

Rachel said that guys have a real attitude problem when they don't gum.

Maybe that's what your problem is.

Oh my god, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about maybe you should take your laptop, go into your room, and let

off some poison.

Not ejaculating doesn't poison my mind. And besides, I don't watch porn.

That's not what I thought.

Oh my god.

This is exactly why you're not allowed to use my laptop.

You know, maybe we should watch some of your dirty movies together.

I watch some of them, and with my standard, they're pretty good.

Jesus Christ.

You know, you lie all the time.

You might as well just be honest with me. I can tell you're turned on by

watching these pixelated boobs.

No, I'm not.

You are.

Okay, whatever. You can watch her stupid show. I don't care.

You know, why don't we watch these boobs and penises uncensored?

It's not like we would get turned on.

I just watch it for the storyline anyways.

Yeah, okay, sure.

Please.

Please.

Fine.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

password. Don't look. I'll put it in.

Here.

Okay.

And find one.

Not this one.

Maybe, maybe.

Ooh, this one looks good.

And watch.

Let's get more cozy.

Get more cozy.

So,

do you talk to a lot of girls?

Um.

Well, I'm a bit older than you, so I've had a few more experiences probably.

How many are we talking?

Like three, four if you count that one night stand.

One night stands still count.

Are you going to talk through this show too?

Alright, alright, okay.

Does it hurt when it gets hard like that?

You shouldn't be asking me that.

And we shouldn't be watching porn either, but here we are.

Yeah. We're going to get in massive trouble if anybody finds out about this.

Shut up, dork.

Nobody's going to find out.

And answer my question.

Yeah, sometimes.

It's called blue balls.

Oh my god.

Are your balls literally blue right now?

No, that's just what they call it. I don't know why.

Well, can you see your balls?

Not right now, no.

So maybe I should go down there and check.

for just like scientific research purposes.

Is this

turning you on or?

Are you touching yourself?

I think I made a bad decision.

I think this is... Listen, my pussy is throbbing and aching.

I am so horny.

A little bit longer, please?

Jonathan, please help me.

I really need it.

You're unbelievable.

And what else?

Beautiful. Sexy.

Yeah, that's why we should stop.

Oh, come on.

We're just watching it together, that's all.

Please.

Please, please.

Touch yourself with me.

No.

It's fun. I promise.

Smell me.

What?

You've had a lot of experience.

I want to know if I smell pretty or not.

Oh, wow.

Taste me.

I've always wanted you to be my first man.

But that's not right.

It feels so, so right.

Put this over here.

Am I pretty here?

Beautiful. Oh, my God.

Show me yours.

What? No.

Show me.

I don't know.

Please. Please. I won't touch it.

Unless you want me to.

I don't know.

I see you've been hard for a long time. Can't we just help each other?

Help? Is that what you call sex?

Yeah.

Let me just feel it with you covered.

That's not so bad, right?

I sit in your lap all the time.

Oh my God.

I, um... Shut up.

I need you so bad.

I need to understand.

I'm going to take a fucking video.

He's so good.

Take off your pants.

Yeah, you want to see it? Yeah, I do.

Fuck, you're so hot. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

You're a pretty whore.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh yeah, holy sh -

Oh, that is so good.

Oh, that is so

good.

Yes, you really are such a dirty whore.

You should just get on it.

I should just get on it? Yeah, you should.

Such a good boy.

I'm going to come and fuck you anytime I want to.

You're such a great dick, baby.

We live together.

You can just fuck me every night.

Mommy and daddy will never know.

This is the nephews together.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, fuck me up.

I see you wrapped around your cock.

Oh, God, yeah.

Pussy feels so good.

much tighter than a finger.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my baby sucks.

Yeah,

watch it. Watch your cock fuck me.

I didn't know my stepbrother was so dirty.

Oh, my God. I didn't know my stepsister was such a slut.

I'm a slut for you, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You can

use my slutty

little pussy anytime you want, baby.

Let's do this.

He's so wet. He looks so good.

It looks so good.

I'm happy you like it.

I feel so good.

tell anybody, don't worry.

It just stays between us. Oh, my God. It's fine.

It's fine. I want to come inside you.

Please. I want to come inside you.

I'm so out.

Oh my God, that's a lot of gum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my

God.

You really drank my balls.

Now can I watch my show?

Yeah, you can watch whatever you want.