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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:49,179 --> 00:01:50,660 It's laundry day, sweetheart. 2 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,039 What's wrong? 3 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:59,560 I have the worst headache. I woke up and took some pills for my headache, and it 4 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,620 just got worse. 5 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,660 Wait, which pills did you take? 6 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:06,480 The ones marked headache pills. 7 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,560 Oh, my God. 8 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:17,680 You didn't take a headache pill, sweetheart. You took firecrackers. 9 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,320 Your dad started using it for me, and he thought it was a really bad idea, but I 10 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,300 thought it would be better to hide it from you, so we switched the label. 11 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,860 So I took Viagra? I'm sorry. 12 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:35,880 Yes, I think you took Viagra. 13 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:41,480 Oh, man, what you're wearing doesn't really help. Oh, sweetheart, I'm so 14 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,660 Come on, we'll fix this. Come on, come with me. 15 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,670 Oh, you poor thing. I'm so sorry. 16 00:02:56,370 --> 00:03:01,050 There's really only one way to kind of help with that, though. You're going to 17 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,910 have to shag your way. 18 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:05,650 I would, 19 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:09,910 but I don't have the strength. My head hurts too much. 20 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:16,770 Oh. Well, I mean, I could help you get rid of it. 21 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,230 That's fine. 22 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:21,030 That would be weird. You're my mom. 23 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:22,630 I'm your stepmom. 24 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:28,220 Besides, I was the one who put the labels on the bottle. I'm the one 25 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:30,360 around in a sexy little outfit. 26 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:35,200 It's kind of my fault. I can help you get rid of it. 27 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:41,000 Okay. You lie back and let me take care of it. 28 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:50,160 Let me just get it a nice and wet. 29 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:53,910 Thank you. 30 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:01,190 Does that feel gross to me, huh? 31 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:03,610 Yeah. Yeah. 32 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,370 I'm just trying to check it away, huh? 33 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:12,990 Thank you. 34 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,120 It should be. 35 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:33,840 Not at all? 36 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,240 Not really, no. 37 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:42,980 Maybe if I... 38 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:48,180 That 39 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:51,520 feels like it's helping. 40 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:48,500 I think 41 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:55,640 I'm 42 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,020 feeling a little bit better now 43 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:04,310 Well, why don't you go lie down in bed, have a nap, and I'm sure it'll pass. 44 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:05,750 Just give it a bit more time. 45 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:06,990 Okay. 46 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:09,450 Thank you. It's okay, sweetheart. 47 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,620 What are you doing here? 48 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,200 Sweetie, are you okay? 49 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,280 No, I still have a boner. 50 00:08:56,140 --> 00:09:01,700 Well, I mean, I looked online at what we can do about this boner, and there's 51 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:06,620 really only one other thing that we can try, and that's have sex. 52 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,480 But the thing is that we can't do vaginal sex because... 53 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,480 Your dad and I are trying to have a baby, and so there's not actually any 54 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,320 contraception in the house. We don't have any condoms or anything, and I'm 55 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,720 on anything. Not on any pills. 56 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:22,400 So what are we going to do? 57 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,380 Well, there is another way. 58 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,120 We could do anal sex. 59 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:30,460 What? Really? 60 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:36,080 Yeah, well, honey, if there was any other option, I would tell you. 61 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,950 But what about dad? 62 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,750 Oh, honey, you can't tell your father. 63 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:46,990 He can never know. 64 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:48,810 Can you keep it a secret? 65 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,970 Sure, yeah, I can keep it a secret. 66 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:55,790 Good job, sweetie. 67 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,170 Wow. 68 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:09,650 What you're going to have to do, sweetheart, is lubricate. 69 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,780 Mommy's asshole a little bit. Can you do that for her? 70 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,520 Yeah. Yeah? 71 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,840 That's it. 72 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,260 You like Mommy's asshole? 73 00:10:58,670 --> 00:10:59,670 Wow, 74 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:02,910 it's so tight 75 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,600 I think it's for the... 76 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:29,910 eat musk before 3am? 77 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,170 No. No? 78 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,130 Don't tell me you're not your first time. 79 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:58,950 Oh my god, you definitely took a lot of Viagra's dick so hard. 80 00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:07,190 Let's try to fuck it out. Hey. 81 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,590 You want to stick this in mommy's arms? 82 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,250 Yeah. Yeah. 83 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:15,930 Say yes please, mommy. Yes please, mommy. 84 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,130 Yeah. 85 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:45,830 Yeah, you like it. Oh my God. 86 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:51,670 Oh my God, 87 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,430 yeah. 88 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,810 I'm so tired. 89 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,650 You like it? 90 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:31,910 Yeah. 91 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,520 How can you take charge just then? 92 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,340 Oh, my God. 93 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,600 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 94 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:57,900 Oh, 95 00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,760 my God. Let me take care of you. 96 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,550 Oh, fuck. 97 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:34,550 Oh, 98 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,610 fuck. Oh, fuck. 99 00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:38,150 Oh, fuck. 100 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,750 Oh, fuck. 101 00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:41,070 Oh, fuck. 102 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,010 Oh, fuck. 103 00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,850 Oh, yeah. 104 00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:36,330 Oh, yeah. 105 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,470 Oh, sorry. 106 00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:50,330 Can you help me, sweetheart? 107 00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:52,790 You're getting close. 108 00:30:03,209 --> 00:30:04,209 Oh my God. 109 00:32:15,950 --> 00:32:16,950 I'm blocking my Twitter. 110 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:45,710 Yeah. Yeah. 111 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,250 Yeah. 112 00:34:48,969 --> 00:34:49,969 Yeah. 113 00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:53,469 Yeah. Yeah. 114 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:55,570 Oh, 115 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,270 fuck. Yeah. 116 00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:02,450 Yeah. 117 00:35:03,450 --> 00:35:04,450 Yeah. 118 00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:08,910 Oh, my God. Your mommy's asshole clenching on your dick. 119 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:36,320 gonna feel so much better yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes 120 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:41,620 oh my god it's huge oh oh 121 00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:48,580 my god oh i can feel it dripping down 122 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,580 my arm 123 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,330 I'd find this evidence. 124 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:07,990 Mmm. 125 00:36:09,510 --> 00:36:10,510 Mmm. 126 00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:12,730 Mmm. 127 00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:15,170 Mmm. 128 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:18,250 Mmm. 129 00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:21,410 Yummy. 130 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,090 Feel better now? 131 00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:28,030 Yeah, much better. 132 00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:33,530 I want you to listen now. 133 00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:47,290 come to if you if you accidentally take one okay it'll be our secret 134 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:54,050 thank you you're welcome 8222

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