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It's laundry day, sweetheart.

What's wrong?

I have the worst headache. I woke up and took some pills for my headache, and it

just got worse.

Wait, which pills did you take?

The ones marked headache pills.

Oh, my God.

You didn't take a headache pill, sweetheart. You took firecrackers.

Your dad started using it for me, and he thought it was a really bad idea, but I

thought it would be better to hide it from you, so we switched the label.

So I took Viagra? I'm sorry.

Yes, I think you took Viagra.

Oh, man, what you're wearing doesn't really help. Oh, sweetheart, I'm so

Come on, we'll fix this. Come on, come with me.

Oh, you poor thing. I'm so sorry.

There's really only one way to kind of help with that, though. You're going to

have to shag your way.

I would,

but I don't have the strength. My head hurts too much.

Oh. Well, I mean, I could help you get rid of it.

That's fine.

That would be weird. You're my mom.

I'm your stepmom.

Besides, I was the one who put the labels on the bottle. I'm the one

around in a sexy little outfit.

It's kind of my fault. I can help you get rid of it.

Okay. You lie back and let me take care of it.

Let me just get it a nice and wet.

Thank you.

Does that feel gross to me, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just trying to check it away, huh?

Thank you.

It should be.

Not at all?

Not really, no.

Maybe if I...

That

feels like it's helping.

I think

I'm

feeling a little bit better now

Well, why don't you go lie down in bed, have a nap, and I'm sure it'll pass.

Just give it a bit more time.

Okay.

Thank you. It's okay, sweetheart.

What are you doing here?

Sweetie, are you okay?

No, I still have a boner.

Well, I mean, I looked online at what we can do about this boner, and there's

really only one other thing that we can try, and that's have sex.

But the thing is that we can't do vaginal sex because...

Your dad and I are trying to have a baby, and so there's not actually any

contraception in the house. We don't have any condoms or anything, and I'm

on anything. Not on any pills.

So what are we going to do?

Well, there is another way.

We could do anal sex.

What? Really?

Yeah, well, honey, if there was any other option, I would tell you.

But what about dad?

Oh, honey, you can't tell your father.

He can never know.

Can you keep it a secret?

Sure, yeah, I can keep it a secret.

Good job, sweetie.

Wow.

What you're going to have to do, sweetheart, is lubricate.

Mommy's asshole a little bit. Can you do that for her?

Yeah. Yeah?

That's it.

You like Mommy's asshole?

Wow,

it's so tight

I think it's for the...

eat musk before 3am?

No. No?

Don't tell me you're not your first time.

Oh my god, you definitely took a lot of Viagra's dick so hard.

Let's try to fuck it out. Hey.

You want to stick this in mommy's arms?

Yeah. Yeah.

Say yes please, mommy. Yes please, mommy.

Yeah.

Yeah, you like it. Oh my God.

Oh my God,

yeah.

I'm so tired.

You like it?

Yeah.

How can you take charge just then?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Let me take care of you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sorry.

Can you help me, sweetheart?

You're getting close.

Oh my God.

I'm blocking my Twitter.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Your mommy's asshole clenching on your dick.

gonna feel so much better yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes

oh my god it's huge oh oh

my god oh i can feel it dripping down

my arm

I'd find this evidence.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yummy.

Feel better now?

Yeah, much better.

I want you to listen now.

come to if you if you accidentally take one okay it'll be our secret

thank you you're welcome