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Fuck, this fuckin' fly.
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Quit! You're gonna
unstick your cheek flaps.
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Oh, this face. It's
so fucking annoying.
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The more you wear it, the
more natural it'll feel.
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You must become Chad Powers.
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What does that even mean?
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For you, right now, it
means stop being Russ.
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What's wrong with Russ?
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Russ has a lower Q
Score than Bin Laden.
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-You know he's still alive.
-I don't care.
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Oh, here comes your guy.
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Remember, the more you talk, the
more trouble you create for us.
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-Be chill.
-You fucking be chill.
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Is Chad chill?
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Hey, Dylan.
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-What's up?
-Uh...
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-The fuck?
-Thanks for helping us out.
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-You send the Bitcoin?
-Yeah, bitch.
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Uploaded to the block
chain, Morpheus style.
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Um, all the personal info's
in there for the ID stuff.
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And you want dead ends on
the football career, right?
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Very dead. Nothing traceable.
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Gotta have a home address.
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Um...
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Chad's staying
with me right now.
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Yeah.
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Dude.
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There's a fuckin' fly
coming out of your face.
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What? Is there a fly on my face?
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-N-Not on your face, it's in your face.
-What? It's in my face?
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Okay. Okay. Hey, Danny, can
you get the fly off my face?
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Chad's a chill guy, remember?
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I got it. Just take...
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-Maybe get the fly off my face.
-What the fuck?
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Okay, I feel, I f...
I-Is it, is it burrowing?
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-Oh, my God.
-It's fine. It's fine. He's fine. No, no.
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I feel, I feel it
burrowing. Ho... Oh, my God.
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-What the fuck?!
-It's fucking laying eggs.
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He's fingering his own
face! Oh, my fucking God.
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-Are you a bug man?
-Get outta my face.
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-Get it outta... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-Oh, my fucking God! Are you a bug man?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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-Is it comin' out?! Is it comin' out...
-Just please chill!
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Oh, my fucking God,
are you a bug man?!
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I'm not a fucking bug man!
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-Are you a bug man?!
-I'm not a fucking bug man!
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Gonna get at it today, boys!
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-Yes, sir!
-I'm hungry.
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I wanna eat. Y'all wanna eat?
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-Yes, sir!
-Love it.
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-Coach, here's your AM snack.
-What? Oh. It's, like, sauce less.
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Don't they make, like, a, a
health ketchup sort of thing?
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Sodium, Coach.
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Exaggerate that
elbow. Get it up.
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It's Chad, right?
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-Who are you?
-I'm Gerry Dugan.
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I was scout team,
then I was backup.
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Then I was scout team again.
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Then I was backup again.
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It's wild, right?
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So, what... You're...
You're a backup QB?
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I'm just walking the path
God lays before me, brother.
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Wow. Oh, your hands
are really sweaty.
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I get here about an hour or two
before practice to run sprints.
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As, as, as punishment?
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As a privilege. We're
frickin' Catfish.
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Come on. Let's go be
bonded as men forever.
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That's Nishan Leonard.
He's our star receiver.
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Why is he looking
at me so mean?
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Well, he thinks it's ridiculous
you could be throwing to him.
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He said, uh, oh, he's a
Ferrari and you're '87.
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-As in the lowest gas?
-He likes me, though.
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Yo, Gerry!
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-That's our, uh, secret handshake.
-That's a pussy symbol.
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Uh, he's saying I get a
ton of action. I love it.
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Hey, Chad.
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-Hey, Coach.
-How you doing? Good?
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-Good.
-Hey, Gerry, you wanna give us a second?
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Yes, sir.
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So, uh, I was going
over your transcript.
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Says that you were
home-schooled in West Virginia?
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Mm-hm.•
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You ever play in
front of a crowd?
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Well, that, that depended.
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On what?
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The wolves.
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Wolves.
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There were a lot of wild
wolves in our area, and...
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sometimes they'd
carry off the babes.
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So, in feeding season, folks
might not show up for the games
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for fear of having
their babes carried off.
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Huh. Wow.
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That's why it depended.
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Well, I don't see any
wild wolves out here, so.
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-Oh.
-Let's see what you got.
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-I know. What a relief.
-Yeah.
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Alright, everybody!
Going right with teams!
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Let's go, let's go!
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Jesus Christ.
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-On one.
-Break!
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Let's right longhorn
on one, ready?
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Wide 80 set.
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The fuck was that, man? Chad!
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-Next time!
-Next time, my ass.
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Run a corner route, bitch.
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Great effort, Chad.
He's with you.
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Gerry, you're up!
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Gerry?
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I'm so... G-Gerry's going in?
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I thought Gerry was the backup.
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Yeah, y'all rotating
ones. Let's go.
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Oh, what?
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I'm-I'm... I think
I'm confused.
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Hey, "Flowers for Algernon," this is
when you take the fucking clipboard
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and get off the field. Let's go.
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O-kay.
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Alright. Fucking
biscuits and mustard.
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Why are you acting like that?
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Like what?
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Like you just lost the
national championship.
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Oh, I... I don't know.
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Wh... So-So, what, so
what's the deal with Gerry?
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Coach Hudson loves a
little QB competition.
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Thinks it'll bring out
the best in both of you.
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-So, I'm not the starter?
-Are you the starting quarterback
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less than a week after
walking onto the team?
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No, you are not.
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No, no, that's right.
That-That'd be crazy.
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I'm not crazy. I'm
not a loon, just...
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Very normal person thing to say.
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I'm just... me. I'm just
normal. Normal Chad.
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Keep saying it.
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Normal Chad.
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Hell yeah, man, good shit.
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Hey.
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W-Wash 'em good.
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The fuck?
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Chad?
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Personal hygiene isn't just
something we do for ourselves.
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It's part of participating
in a society.
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I can't shower, Coach.
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Why not?
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I have a disorder.
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My pee hole, it's really
big. It's far too big.
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And, and, uh, if water gets up in
there, I could, I could fall ill.
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Via my pee hole.
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Chad?
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Yeah?
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Great players don't
just lead on the field.
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I wish I could be
in there, Coach.
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I know you wish you
could be in there too.
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I don't wish that.
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-But you couldn't have.
-No shit.
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'Cause of Sandusky?
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Chad, this week of practices,
I'll be evaluating you and Gerry
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to determine who our starter is.
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I need to see you step it up.
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By showering with my teammates?
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Try to decouple what I'm
saying from the showers.
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-Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
-Okay. Okay.
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Tomorrow is my annual
barbecue for the offense.
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Now, that's a great
chance for you to show up
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and be a leader off the field.
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-Be a leader. I can do that.
-Alright.
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-Okay.
-It's at my lake house.
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Did you say lake house?
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Yeah.
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Sounds...
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-aquatic.
-Yep.
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So, I guess, you know,
tape your pee hole.
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Water will obviously
ruin the prosthetic.
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Chad must fear the elements.
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Do you know how hard
it is to avoid water?
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It's like a mostly liquid world.
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Your sleeping area certainly is,
with all those knocked-over bottles.
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Okay, you're the one who
asked me to stay here.
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I offered, temporarily.
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Well, it'll definitely
be temporary.
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These fucking throw pillows
feel like seat cushions.
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They are seat cushions.
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-Why do you not have throw pillows?
-Because I'm poor.
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I don't see how
this is my problem.
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Okay, I have the pee hole thing,
and whatever you said about wolves.
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Any more brilliant improv?
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The wolf thing was dope. I
mean, as I was saying it,
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I was like, "Fuck,
this could be a movie."
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Okay, you realize this is all now
part of the Chad Powers canon?
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These are the authentic facts
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of an increasingly
weird fucking life.
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What do you want from me?
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Talk less. Invent less.
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I'm gonna talk. I gotta talk
because I gotta go to this barbecue
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and I gotta make this other
quarterback, Gerry, eat my shit.
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Okay, no, the character
we built for Chad
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is sweet, possibly
inbred folk hero.
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He wouldn't make Gerry eat shit.
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He would be his
teammate and friend.
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Coach told me he wanted
me to feed Gerry my shit.
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He said that?
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I mean, I'm
paraphrasing, he was...
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Said he wanted me to
act like a leader.
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So, be a humble, quiet leader.
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That is some backup
quarterback bullshit.
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I'm trying to help you.
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I don't want to do all this shit
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just so I can hold a
clipboard for fuckin' Gerry.
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This whole thing
would be pointless.
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No, what would be
pointless is getting busted
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because you can't turn off
Russ when you turn on Chad.
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Do you hear that?
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The pillows are crunchy.
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Fucking crunchy,
crunchy fucking pillows.
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Well, look on the bright side.
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If you blow it at the barbecue,
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you can go back to sleeping
in your dad's garage.
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So fuckin' mean.
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What am I supposed
to say, Wendy?
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-Huh?
-Jake, I'm sorry,
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-I can't deal with this today.
-No, people expect the coach's wife
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to be at this sort of thing.
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-I'm sorry I can't...
-Okay. Yeah. Okay, fine. Love you.
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-Everything okay, Jake?
-Yeah, yeah.
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I'm just, uh, I don't know,
chewing on this whole QB decision.
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Mm-hm, mm-hm. And what's
that tasting like?
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Um, you know, Powers' got the
arm of a 22nd-century rail gun.
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We can't count out Gerry.
I mean, he's r-reliable.
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Yeah, I trust him, you know.
You know what he's capable of.
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It ain't much, but...
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And then, Chad, you know,
mechanics are promising,
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but can he read a playbook?
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Bro, I don't know
if he can read.
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So, we got two good
choices, right?
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Won't the boosters have
a POV on who starts?
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Oh, I don't work for the
boosters, sweetheart.
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Boosters work for me.
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Hi, Coach.
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Tricia.
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Uh, this is a team gathering.
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Oh, and I'm part of the team.
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Could I get some help bringing in
Boo Radley's air-conditioned bed?
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Boo Radley?
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-My dalmatian, remember?
-No.
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'Member, Wendy saw that
picture of me once,
244
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,017
called me Cruella de Vil,
which I took no offense to.
245
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,894
Where is your lovely
wife, by the way?
246
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,106
Uh, she's not coming.
Her sister's sick.
247
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,733
Oh! Oh, that's awful.
Sickness is a terrible thing.
248
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,318
I myself know many who are sick,
249
00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:01,447
so now I'll just count your
sister-in-law among 'em.
250
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,824
I will.
251
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:06,160
Yeah, so could someone help
me bringing in Boo Radley?
252
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,122
Oh, yeah. Uh, Byrd, Dobbs,
you heard the woman.
253
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,415
Oh, yeah.
254
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,876
And then y'all can think to tell
me who we're startin' week one,
255
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,378
'cause I have some ideas.
256
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,088
Oh.
257
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,090
I love these shorts on you.
258
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,342
Um, see you later.
259
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,511
Why? Where, where are you going?
260
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,013
Everybody's just gettin' here.
261
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,889
I'm gonna fake an entrance.
262
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,975
I-I don't want people to
know I live with my dad,
263
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,394
-who's also my boss, so.
-Uh...
264
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,063
Also, don't say "sweetheart"
in front of the guys, please.
265
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,151
Yeah.
266
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,821
Hon, the mantle, it's...
267
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,198
Looks like I killed the family.
268
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,873
♪ There's something women
like about a pick-up man ♪
269
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,628
Hey, teammates.
Hey, teammates.
270
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,192
It's football time.
271
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,641
Did you just come
from the woods?
272
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,355
We all come from the woods,
when you think about it.
273
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,152
What?
274
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,491
I don't know, you just
say stuff funny sometimes.
275
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,494
Like, like the Joker?
276
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,456
Not at all like the Joker, no.
277
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,422
How you feeling about
the QB competition?
278
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,259
Oh, I just want to
be Gerry's teammate.
279
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,261
Friend.
280
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,392
I'd want him to eat shit.
281
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,271
Only if we ate it
together, at a team dinner.
282
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,567
Well, he's got you
smoked on endurance.
283
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,029
He knows every single
inch of the playbook.
284
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,116
Your arm's a Howitzer, which is
cool, but it's not everything.
285
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,369
Ultimately, it's gonna
come down to intangibles.
286
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,248
Who would you pick?
287
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,336
Oh. I just fill the coolers.
288
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,250
Make room for the quarterback!
289
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,751
-Okay.
-Room!
290
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,839
My head almost hit the bottom!
291
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:09,844
Oh, if it isn't Chad Daddy.
292
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,512
I'ma just be real with you, man.
293
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,264
That practice was sort of ass.
294
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,765
-Ass.
-Straight booty cheeks.
295
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,935
I appreciate the
constructive criticism.
296
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,437
-Well, you damn...
-I love that.
297
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,898
-Chad, you're such a great teammate.
-Man, shut the fuck up, Gerry.
298
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,400
-For sure.
-Be nice to Gerry, he's my,
299
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,776
he's my teammate, and friend.
300
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,987
Oh, wait, so y'all are boys?
301
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,657
No, we're, we're men. But
we're, like, boys together.
302
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,327
Whoa, hold on, did I hear y'all
are men that like boys together?
303
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,495
Yeah!
304
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,248
No. I hate boys.
305
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,252
Okay, well, uh, I don't care
what freaky shit you do.
306
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,173
What I do know, one of y'all better
gimme that thousand-yard season.
307
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,674
I do know that.
308
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,218
At least Gerry's
not afraid of water.
309
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,513
That is true. I'm
basically a catfish myself.
310
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,518
Well, yeah, I'm not, I'm not, you
know, I'm not afraid of water.
311
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,229
You sure? Come on and hop
in the water then, brother.
312
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,106
-What you waiting on?
-I, I didn't bring a swimsuit.
313
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,524
"I didn't bring a swimsuit."
314
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,152
-Hop your Shrek ass in the pool, man.
-Yeah, shit, what are you, a gremlin?
315
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,986
He's a straight up... boom!
316
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,240
Straight up bona fide.
317
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,330
Showed up to the pool with
a sleeve on, come on now.
318
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,166
-Got on jorts.
-He gon' cry in the car.
319
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,917
Oh, where you going?
320
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,835
Boom.
321
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,886
What the fuck?
322
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,397
Oh, shit.
323
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,316
What the fuck? Hey, hey!
324
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,319
-Hey, stop.
-No, no, no, no, Boo Radley. No, sir.
325
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,198
No, that is no way to treat
the famous Chad Powers.
326
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,576
He just... He thinks
you're a rubber chew toy.
327
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,785
Oh.
328
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,329
I'm, I'm n... I'm...
I'm not rubber.
329
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,291
I'm a man... made of flesh.
330
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,335
Oh, you certainly are. And
I'm, I'm Tricia Yeager.
331
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,463
-Oh.
-I'm-I'm, I'm chair of the booster trust.
332
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,716
So, listen, Chad,
now that I got you,
333
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,635
my people are having
a duck-fuck of a time
334
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,471
finding old highlights of you.
335
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,725
Oh. Oh, you, you need those?
336
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,853
Well, well, yeah,
we need those!
337
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,356
I mean, you wind up being the
guy, which I, I hope you are,
338
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,151
we need a media
roll out, don't we?
339
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,278
Get your name, image,
likeness out there.
340
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,740
But you, you are just
scrub-a-dub-dub from the web like,
341
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,783
like Hillary's emails.
342
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,035
Mm.
343
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,579
Well, we didn't have
internet in my...
344
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,123
hollow.
345
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,251
Oh.
346
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,335
Oh!
347
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,295
-Okay. Okay.
-Come on, Boo. No. No.
348
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,798
No, Boo Boo. Well, we can
make do with hard copies.
349
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,926
Well, we were on
the oral tradition.
350
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,679
We just gathered at
the end of the day.
351
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,848
-We talked about our highlights.
-Uh-huh.
352
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,728
Okay, so this is where you
learned organized football?
353
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,188
Mm-hm.
354
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,649
It's a highly
technical game, Chad.
355
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:13,110
You can't just learn it in
the streets like, like fútbol.
356
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,656
Oh, Miss Tricia. I
just, I just remembered.
357
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,408
I'm not supposed to be alone
in a room with a woman.
358
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,951
What?
359
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:24,330
It's contaminating
my, my purities, uh...
360
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,333
-The elders would frown upon it.
-Oh, boy.
361
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:31,420
Well, I'll just see you outside then
at the Coach's big water balloon war.
362
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,383
Let's go, Mr. Radley.
363
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,307
Who's it gonna be?
Who's it gonna be!
364
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,142
Fish!
365
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:50,272
Let's! Get! Wet!
366
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,619
-Oh, look at that.
-Ooh!
367
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,588
Do y'all think that Chad
has a touch of the "seeti"?
368
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,756
"Seeti"?
369
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,385
CTE?
370
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,728
Hey, you guys, let's
all throw together!
371
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,772
Let's go!
372
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,109
Oh, I see you, Chad!
373
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,448
-Woo, go Gerry!
-Okay, guys!
374
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,491
Again, on my mark!
375
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,535
One, two...
376
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,245
Fuck it.
377
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,542
♪ You got the touch ♪
378
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:58,424
♪ You got the power ♪
379
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,552
♪ Yeah ♪
380
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,527
♪ After all is said and done ♪
381
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,864
♪ You've never walked,
you've never run ♪
382
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,991
♪ You're a winner ♪
383
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,830
♪ You're at your best when
the going gets rough ♪
384
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:34,919
♪ You've been put to the
test, but it's never enough ♪
385
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,837
♪ You got the touch ♪
386
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,426
-♪ You got the power ♪
-Yeah!
387
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,430
Hold my clipboard, bitch!
388
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,269
♪ You got the heart ♪
389
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,023
♪ You've got the motion ♪
390
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,158
Where you goin', man?
391
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,744
Oh, he's definitely
got the "seeti."
392
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,080
It's all good.
393
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,292
Just push it out.
394
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,087
Just squeeze it out. Oh, f-fuck.
395
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,839
Goddamn it.
396
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:23,384
Ugh, gross.
397
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,178
Hey, Chad?
398
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,305
Yeah?
399
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,809
Coach Hudson wants to see you,
whenever, whenever you're done.
400
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:49,159
I wasn't, I wasn't...
I wasn't shitting.
401
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,665
I didn't think you
were... Until now.
402
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,063
Oh, I just thought... I thought
I saw you doing a little sniff.
403
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,130
I was just breathing.
404
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,215
Oh.
405
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,220
He's out on the dock.
406
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,140
Okay.
407
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,821
Hey, y'all. Pardon.
408
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,910
Chad.
409
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,370
-Hey, Coach.
-How's the pee hole?
410
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,124
Deep and wide, like
the love of the Lord.
411
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,709
Go ahead and have a seat.
412
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:50,512
You know, last year, I
was in the tape room late,
413
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:55,559
and I had a, I had a, a
real scare with my ticker.
414
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,853
And, uh, I went to the
doctor and he told me
415
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,148
that I had to take
better care of myself.
416
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,942
Actually, he told
me before that.
417
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,819
A while before
that, but whatever.
418
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,448
But, um, do you know
what caused that?
419
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,909
COVID-19 vaccine?
420
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,619
No.
421
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,412
At least, I don't think so.
422
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,665
But no, it was, it was fear.
423
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:23,754
The fear of letting
down an entire fan base.
424
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,548
Everybody blaming me. Yeah.
425
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:28,968
Like...
426
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,388
I can see that you have the arm
427
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,682
of a Yugoslav mortar launcher.
428
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,397
But I can also see... fear.
429
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,820
Yeah, I hung, I hung back at the,
the, the balloon war initially,
430
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,697
-just to...
-Fear's a tricky thing.
431
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:56,578
It makes us believe
that it is impossible,
432
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:59,289
it's untenable to lose,
433
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,918
and yet... losses
in this game...
434
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,714
are inescapable.
435
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,969
Are you, are you saying...
436
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,682
Are you saying Gerry's
gonna be the starter?
437
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,519
You'll back him up.
438
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,066
You have the unteachable stuff.
439
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,611
And I'm bettin' you can
grow. You're just not ready.
440
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:33,574
I am ready. I am ready, Coach.
441
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,368
I've been waiting forever for
this. I promise you, I can do this.
442
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,537
You're not hearing me, son.
443
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:43,751
I am saying I believe in
you and I know that you...
444
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,627
-Oh, s-sorry, I, I...
-Are you crying?
445
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:46,879
-No, I'm not, I'm not crying.
-Chad.
446
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:49,173
Okay. Oh, oh, God. Okay.
447
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,344
Chad, where the
hell are you going?
448
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,557
It's the wrong way.
449
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,975
Whatever.
450
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:16,200
♪ When you're weary ♪
451
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,956
♪ And feeling small ♪
452
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:30,297
♪ When tears are in ♪
453
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,926
♪ Your eyes ♪
454
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:37,721
♪ I will dry them all ♪
455
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:47,147
♪ I'm on your side ♪
456
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,654
♪ When times get rough ♪
457
00:26:56,865 --> 00:27:00,911
♪ And friends just can't ♪
458
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:04,373
♪ Be found ♪
459
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,625
♪ Like a bridge ♪
460
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,128
Calculating shortest
route to Los Angeles.
461
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:13,006
♪ Over troubled water ♪
462
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:18,387
-♪ I will lay me down ♪
-Cybertruck, call Dad.
463
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,479
-Russell?
-Hey, Dad.
464
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:32,151
Oh, my God. I thought you
might've killed yourself.
465
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,404
If you thought that,
then why would you not...
466
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,074
call a ton or
involve the police?
467
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,160
Well, I considered it,
but only because you stole
468
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,537
several thousand dollars'
worth of materials.
469
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,956
I...
470
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,253
Are you wondering
when I'm comin' home?
471
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,757
You can't change
who you are, kiddo.
472
00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,636
I hope you're okay.
473
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,891
But at some point... the
forgiveness runs out.
474
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,902
Okay. Um, hey, uh...
475
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,112
Sorry, it's, it's, um...
476
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,156
I think we have, I think
we have a bad connection.
477
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:22,763
I think you're right, Russell.
478
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,215
Why is that your lock screen?
479
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,133
'Cause it makes me really happy.
480
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,888
Please change it. It's
a bad picture of me.
481
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,348
I love this picture.
482
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,476
-Hey!
-Yeah?
483
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,187
You know, Chad, like, ran off.
484
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,148
Like, weeping into the woods.
485
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,734
You think he's okay?
486
00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:00,322
I don't know, I think, I think
he just really loves the woods.
487
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,074
I think he's of the woods.
488
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:03,784
Yeah.
489
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,954
Whatever.
490
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,706
Oh, God, what a day.
491
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,961
How's Wendy's sister doing?
492
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,715
She's having issues.
493
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,054
-Sucks.
-Yeah.
494
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,559
Best of seven?
495
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,147
If you're scared
of best of nine.
496
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,275
Bring it.
497
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,568
Volley for serve.
498
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,618
Take it easy, big guy.
499
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,662
-Ooh!
-Oh!
500
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,402
What's up, motherfucker?
501
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,347
Throw pillows? Thanks.
502
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:10,142
Yeah, it's about time I started
gettin' a good night's sleep.
503
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,102
How'd it go at the barbecue?
504
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,980
Fuckin' awful.
505
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,524
Coach gave Gerry the
starting position.
506
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,151
Oh.
507
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,694
But nobody found out
you're a different person
508
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:22,029
wearing a prosthetic mask?
509
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:27,367
-Not yet.
-Small victories, right?
510
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,661
You know, maybe, uh...
511
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:35,000
maybe the wolves, you know, maybe the
wolves just come and take Gerry away.
512
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,670
The Chad voice is coming along.
513
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,506
Yeah.
514
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,634
Chad's alright.
515
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:47,763
♪ They laughed at me
in New York City ♪
516
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:53,685
♪ Called me a fool in L.A. ♪
517
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:58,607
♪ I doubt that Nashville
saw me coming ♪
518
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:04,321
-♪ Besides the bar folks working late ♪
-Gerry!
519
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:09,826
♪ Played every room in
the state of Texas ♪
520
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:14,998
♪ All the ones in
California too ♪
521
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:20,796
-♪ So many nights I can't remember ♪
-Set!
522
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:25,926
♪ Maybe I've played
a song for you ♪
523
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,511
Ready, set!
524
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,847
♪ I've seen the other
side of Dallas ♪
525
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,103
♪ Trying to climb
up to the top ♪
526
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,650
♪ One thing I know
about that city ♪
527
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,988
♪ Man, the hustle never stops ♪
528
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,662
♪ That's how I got
real good at losing ♪
529
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:59,167
♪ And wasting precious time ♪
530
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,755
♪ Most folks who talk about me ♪
531
00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:08,718
♪ Have never lived
no life like mine ♪
532
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,682
♪ They laughed at me
in New York City ♪
533
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:19,438
♪ Called me a fool in L.A. ♪
534
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,443
♪ I doubt that Nashville
saw me coming... ♪
535
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,088
Go Powers!
536
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,299
-Touchdown!
-Yeah!
537
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:49,009
Who the fuck is that guy?
538
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,636
Everything we worked
for, it's coming true.
539
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:54,014
We are a top 10 team.
540
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,392
This is a chance for folks
to learn who is Chad Powers.
541
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,020
I like you, Powers,
but you are a puzzle.
542
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,565
Putting yourself on-camera is the
most exposed you could possibly be.
543
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,568
Chad, who from your past inspired you
to play football in the first place?
544
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,445
Benjamin Franklin.
545
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:10,572
Ben Franklin?
546
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,325
This is our moment.
547
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,119
And if they can't get any
good content with him...
548
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,578
Look, I know he's not polished.
549
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,747
But that's why people like him.
550
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,390
You're falling for the coach's
daughter like a Taylor Swift song.
551
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,585
Someone left the cap off.
552
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,837
We have no glue for
your face. We're fucked!
553
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:27,464
It gets worse.
554
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,049
Russ Holiday?
555
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,970
Just act like nothing's wrong.
Because nothing is wrong.
556
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,430
Go, go, go!
557
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:38,934
It's better to have a gun we don't need
than to not have a gun we do need, right?
558
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,310
No!
559
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:41,811
This is our shot.
560
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,772
With Chad, we can
win the whole thing.
561
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:44,981
Give me back my glue!
562
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,234
If Chad goes down, the
whole program goes down.
563
00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:49,486
If Chad goes down,
Russ goes down.
564
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,154
Oh, mama. Oh!
565
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,949
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
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