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WHAT THE HELL?
YOU LOCKED OUT?
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NAH.
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YOU WAITING ON A PIZZA?
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WOULD I BE UPSET
IF I WAS WAITING ON A PIZZA?
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OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
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OH. CHERYL THREW YOU OUT.
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I KNEW IT WAS COMING.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU CAN COME STAY WITH ME.
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YEAH,
I GOT A ROOM ALL SET UP.
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BUT IF YOU BRING A LADY HOME,
USE THE BACK DOOR.
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CHERYL'S STILL MY SISTER.
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WE DON'T WANT
TO RUB HER FACE IN IT.
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NO, THAT'S NOT WHY
I'M OUT HERE.
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I MISS DANA.
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YOU AND DANA?
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
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OH. DIDN'T YOU
SEE THIS COMING?
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OW! OH!
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I DON'T MISS HER LIKE THAT. OH!
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I MISS HER
LIVING AROUND HERE.
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EVER SINCE SHE AND RYAN
MOVED TO L.A.,
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CHERYL DOESN'T HAVE ANYBODY
TO UNLOAD HER GIRL TALK WITH.
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OH.
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(singsongy) SOMEONE'S GOT A
NEW BEST GIRLFRIEND. (stomp)
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(normal voice) AAH! OH!
KNOCK IT OFF!
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YESTERDAY... YESTERDAY,
I HAD TO TALK TO HER
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ABOUT TWO DIFFERENT SHADES
OF LIPSTICK...
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"TOAST OF NEW YORK"
AND "SMOKY ROSE."
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AND GUESS
WHICH ONE SHE BOUGHT.
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WELL, GIVEN HER COMPLEXION,
I'D GO WITH THE SMOKY...
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NEITHER!
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HALF THE CONVERSATIONS
WE HAVE ARE ABOUT
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WHAT SHE COULD HAVE BOUGHT
BUT DIDN'T.
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OH.
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SO YOU SNEAK OUT HERE TO SAVOR
A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET.
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EXACTLY...
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OR FREEZE TO DEATH.
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AND QUITE FRANKLY, IT'D BE
A LOT QUICKER AND PAINLESS
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THAN TO LISTEN TO ONE
OF CHERYL'S EPIC TALES.
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WELL, HEY, BUDDY, I'M ALWAYS
UP FOR A LITTLE PORCH TIME.
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AND EVEN IF CHERYL
FIGURES OUT YOU'RE HERE,
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I'LL JUST HANG AROUND.
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SHE CAN CHEW MY EAR
FOR A WHILE. REALLY?
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WELL, SURE. ANYTHING FOR MY
BEST PORCH BUDDY. (rings doorbell)
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ANDY.
(Cheryl) COMING!
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OH!
NOW SHE'S GONNA FIND US.
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UH, NOT US, YOU.
SEE YA, BUDDY.
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COME HERE. GET BACK HERE.
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COME HERE. ANDY!
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♪♪♪
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SO LONG STORY SHORT, I WAS
FINALLY ABLE TO PARALLEL PARK,
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AND EVERYTHING
TURNED OUT FINE.
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THAT'S GREAT, CHERYL.
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BUT ISN'T THAT REALLY
LONG STORY LONG?
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OH. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
WHAT GORDON POOPED TODAY.
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OKAY, CHERYL, HIT ME.
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WHAT DID GORDON POOP TODAY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, HONESTLY,
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I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO DESCRIBE THE COLOR.
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TOASTY ROSE?
SMOKE OF NEW YORK?
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YOU KNOW,
LET'S GET BACK TO THAT.
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DO YOU REMEMBER
THOSE SNOWMAN DISHTOWELS
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I WANTED TO BUY,
BUT I DIDN'T?
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I TRIED TO FORGET,
BUT I COULDN'T.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S EASIER
IF I SHOW YOU THE CATALOG.
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HEY, DAD.
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HEY, KYLE, COME HERE.
HEY!
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SON, THERE YOU ARE.
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT ON DADDY'S LAP
AND KEEP HIM COMPANY?
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NO WAY.
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OH. COME ON.
MOMMY'S TELLING STORIES.
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YOU MARRIED HER.
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SANTA IS
GONNA REMEMBER THAT.
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LET HIM LISTEN TO HER.
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OKAY, I FOUND IT.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, HONEY. SEE?
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BOTH DISHTOWELS
MATCH THE TABLE RUNNER,
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BUT ONE HAS FRINGE
AND ONE DOESN'T.
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SO I'M STUCK.
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YOU AND ME BOTH.
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HEY.
HI.
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OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
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WHO CARES? THEY'RE HERE.
OH!
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OH, I-I-I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, JIM.
WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?
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OH, WELL, IT'S A, YOU KNOW,
WORK-RELATED THING,
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AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BORE CHERYL WITH THE
DETAILS. THEN WHY DID YOU HAVE ANDY BRING ME OVER?
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I LOVE TO WATCH HIS FACE
LIGHT UP WHENEVER YOU'RE AROUND.
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OH, JIM,
THAT IS SO SWEET.
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YEAH. OKAY. SEEN IT. BYE.
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WORK IN THE KITCHEN.
ANDY, IN THE KITCHEN.
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OH, UH, CHERYL,
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL EMILY ABOUT
THAT THING YOU WERE TELLING ME
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ABOUT THAT THING
YOU WERE TELLING ME?
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SO... SO WHAT'S
THE BIG EMERGENCY?
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OH, GOD. IS THIS ABOUT
THE MONEY FROM THE GRUNYON JOB?
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I SWEAR I'LL REPAY
EVERY CENT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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NOTHING. UH, SO WHAT'S UP?
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ALL RIGHT.
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I WANTED YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND
TO COME OVER HERE
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SO EMILY CAN SOAK UP SOME
OF THE GIRL TALK FROM CHERYL.
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I FIGURE
SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH YOU,
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SO SHE ALREADY KNOWS
WHAT BOREDOM IS.
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HEY! I'M A VERY CREATIVE LOVER.
I DO VOICES...
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AND AN EROTIC PUPPET SHOW.
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ANDY,
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
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EMILY IS REPLACING DANA.
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THEY'RE GONNA BE
NEW BEST FRIENDS.
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JIM, JIM, YOU CAN'T
JUST WAVE A MAGIC WAND
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AND FORCE TWO PEOPLE THAT
DON'T REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER
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TO BE BEST FRIENDS.
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WHY NOT?
CHERYL DID THAT WITH US.
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BUT YOU LIKED ME.
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OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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YOU WERE WAY MORE FUN THAN
MY OLD BEST FRIEND, DANNY,
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WHO WAS A CROOKED COP,
HAD CUBS SEASON TICKETS
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AND ACCESS
TO THE EVIDENCE ROOM.
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DANNY, HUH? DANNY, DANNY,
DANNY. WAIT. WHAT... WHAT?
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I HATE DANNY. WHAT YOU
HATE HIM FOR? HE'S A GOOD GUY.
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OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
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DOES HE HAVE A-A GUEST ROOM
WAITING FOR YOU
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WITH A COLD BEER
AND A FREE PUPPET SHOW?
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(clears throat)
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NO. NO.
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BUT I DID HAVE MY OWN BUNK
AT HIS RIVERBOAT STRIP CLUB.
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DAMN IT!
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COME ON. LOOK IT.
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THE POINT IS THAT THE REASON
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
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IS BECAUSE
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND.
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AND IF EMILY HANGS OUT
WITH CHERYL
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
HANGING OUT WITH ME,
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HIPPO FATSO,
THEY'RE NEW BEST FRIENDS.
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(Cheryl and Emily laughing)
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OH. OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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THEY'RE GETTING ALONG
PRETTY GOOD.
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OH, GREAT.
I DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER
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THROUGH ANOTHER CONVERSATION
ABOUT POOP OR NAIL POLISH.
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(lowers voice) I WANT YOU
TO KNOW, FOR THE RECORD,
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THE SECOND TIME WE HUNG OUT,
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I SHOWED YOU MY PANINI MAKER,
AND YOU LOVED IT.
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YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
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DANNY WAS SHAKING DOWN HALF
THE PIZZA PARLORS IN CHICAGO.
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WE ATE LIKE KINGS.
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DAMN IT!
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WHAT'S THIS?
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SWATCHES?
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SWATCHES?
I HATE SWATCHES.
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MOM SAID SHE WANTED TO HAVE
SOME HOLIDAY THROW PILLOWS MADE.
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HOLIDAY THROW PILLOWS?
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WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?
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YOU MARRIED HER.
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OH! OH! COME ON.
I HATE THIS!
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SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO SHOW
THESE FABRIC SWATCHES TO EMILY.
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I LOVE THIS.
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FANTASTIC.
EMILY'S COMING OVER, HUH?
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRLS?
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UH, EMILY IS NOW
MOMMY'S NEW BEST FRIEND,
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SO ACT LIKE LITTLE GIRLS
THAT PEOPLE WANT TO BE AROUND.
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HEY.
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HEY. WAIT. WAIT. WHOA.
WHERE'S EMILY?
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OH, SHE'S KINDA GOT A BUG.
SHE'S NOT COMING OVER.
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NO!
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IF SHE'S NOT HERE,
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WHO'S GONNA DISCUSS SWATCHES
WITH CHERYL?
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HEY!
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COME BACK HERE.
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I-I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT HER BEING SICK.
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(scoffs) YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M STARTING NOT TO LIKE EMILY.
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DANA NEVER GOT SICK
LIKE THIS.
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OR MAYBE SHE DID,
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AND I JUST
NEVER PAID ATTENTION.
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OH. ALL RIGHT, JIM.
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(sighs)
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I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU LIKE
DANNY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE.
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LAY OFF DANNY.
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EMILY THINKS CHERYL'S
A FINE HUMAN BEING,
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BUT SHE DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY
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BEING ALONE WITH HER
THE OTHER NIGHT.
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EMILY'S NOT SICK?
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OH, SHE'S SICK...
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OF CHERYL.
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YOU KNOW, DANNY'S GIRLFRIEND
LOVES CHERYL.
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SHE WRITES TO HER EVERY WEEK
FROM PRISON.
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LOOK, JIM, I'M SORRY.
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EMILY AND CHERYL
JUST DIDN'T CLICK.
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THEY... THEY DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING IN COMMON.
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OH, COME ON. THEY'RE WOMEN.
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THEY'VE GOT OVARIES AND MOUTHS.
WHAT MORE DO THEY NEED?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK IT'S EMILY.
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MAYBE SHE'S NOT GOOD
AT TALKING TO PEOPLE.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE SHE'S NUTS.
I MEAN, LOOK WHO SHE'S DATING.
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WELL, SHE TALKS TO HER FRIEND
TAMMY ALL THE TIME.
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TAMMY?
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YEAH.
WELL, WHO IS TAMMY?
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SHE'S, UH,
EMILY'S BEST FRIEND.
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ANDY,
YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE!
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WHAT?
I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.
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IF EMILY'S
GOT A BEST FRIEND,
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THEN SHE'S ALREADY GETTING
HER DOSE OF GIRL TALK.
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OH. SO WHEN SHE SEES CHERYL,
THE TANK'S ALREADY FULL.
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YEAH.
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THAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM.
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IT'S CLEAR
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.
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TAMMY'S GOTTA GO.
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JIM...
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MURDER SEEMS A
LITTLE DRASTIC. ANDY.
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OH, RIGHT. (mocking voice)
DANNY WOULDN'T BE SUCH A BABY.
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(normal voice)
FINE. WE'LL KILL HER,
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BUT WE'RE TAKING YOUR CAR.
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YOU KNOW, FOR THE RECORD,
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I HAD A BEST FRIEND
LONG BEFORE YOU EVER SHOWED UP.
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OH, REALLY?
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WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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MOM.
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HOW CAN YOUR MOM
BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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YOU TOOK HER TO THE PROM,
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AND SHE WENT HOME
WITH ANOTHER GUY.
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HEY, GUYS.
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OH. HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
HEY. HEY.
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MWAH. (chuckles)
OH. MWAH.
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THANK YOU.
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SO NICE THAT YOU COULD COME,
EMILY. THANK YOU.
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YEAH. WELL,
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
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ANDY, YOUR MESSAGE
WAS A LITTLE WEIRD.
226
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,862
UH...
227
00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:54,323
WELL, IT'S... IT'S BECAUSE...
228
00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:58,127
WHAT WE HAVE TO TELL YOU
IS A-A LITTLE WEIRD.
229
00:09:58,128 --> 00:10:02,101
I JUST FEEL DIRTY.
230
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,773
OH, HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
231
00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:04,774
UM...
232
00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:05,975
WELL...
233
00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:10,810
SOMEBODY MADE A CLUMSY
AND UNWELCOME PASS AT ANDY.
234
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,242
(wheezes)
235
00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:16,686
IT WAS
YOUR SO-CALLED FRIEND TAMMY.
236
00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:19,689
(gasps) YOU TOLD ME YOU'D
NEVER SAY THAT NAME AGAIN.
237
00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:21,290
COME ON. BE STRONG.
238
00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:23,622
WAIT A SECOND. TAM-TAMMY?
239
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,395
MY TAMMY MADE A PASS AT YOU?
240
00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:27,727
YEAH.
241
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,029
WHEN AND WHERE
DID THIS HAPPEN?
242
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,062
YESTERDAY
AND ON HIS BEHIND.
243
00:10:33,063 --> 00:10:36,265
I WAS AT THE MALL,
JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY.
244
00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:39,008
FIVE SECONDS LATER,
HER HANDS WERE EVERYWHERE,
245
00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,369
AND I'M THINKING...
246
00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:43,142
OOH! CHEERY COBBLER SAMPLES.
247
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:47,046
(chuckles)
THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY...
248
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,820
EXCEPT FOR THE BAD TOUCHING.
249
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,353
IT'S SO WEIRD THAT
SHE WOULD MAKE A PASS AT YOU,
250
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,988
BECAUSE SHE TRIED FOR SO LONG
TO TALK ME OUT OF DATING YOU.
251
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:03,332
RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT.
WELL, THAT'S WHERE IT STARTED.
252
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,065
SHE HAD HER EYES ON ANDY
THE WHOLE TIME.
253
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:11,841
SHE WAS LAYING DOWN
THE GROUNDWORK FROM SQUARE ONE.
254
00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:13,974
(whispers) EVIL.
255
00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:17,907
SHE STOLE MY SMILE!
256
00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:20,149
(normal voice)
EASY, DAISY MAE.
257
00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,882
EASY.
258
00:11:24,815 --> 00:11:27,787
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA
CALL TAMMY RIGHT NOW.
259
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,059
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
260
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:33,022
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
SHE'S JUST GONNA DENY IT.
261
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,024
I MEAN,
WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW
262
00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:37,797
IS ANOTHER WOMAN
TO TALK THIS THROUGH,
263
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:41,931
NOT THAT... THAT SLUT,
BOYFRIEND-STEALING TAMMY.
264
00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:44,133
WELL, I COULD CALL LINDA.
265
00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:47,037
SHE'S NOT A... SLUT.
266
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,880
WHO'S LINDA?
267
00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:52,241
HER OTHER FRIEND.
268
00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:55,084
TWO FRIENDS?
WHO'S GOT TWO FRIENDS?
269
00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:58,087
OH, WAIT. SHE'S ON VACATION.
270
00:11:58,088 --> 00:12:01,050
WELL, YOU KNOW WH... YOU KNOW WHO
WOULD BE GREAT TO TALK TO?
271
00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,391
HMM?
CHERYL.
272
00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,754
REALLY?
273
00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:07,026
YEAH! YEAH. I MEAN,
UH, SHE'S A GOOD LISTENER,
274
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,327
SHE GIVES GREAT ADVICE,
275
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:12,031
AND SHE WON'T HAVE
WANDERING HANDS WITH THIS ONE.
276
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:15,004
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A REALLY GOOD IDEA.
277
00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:18,037
YEAH. YEAH. WHEN'S A GOOD
TIME FOR ME TO COME OVER?
278
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,139
WELL, I GET OFF WORK
AROUND 5:00,
279
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,843
SO 5:01, 5:02?
280
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:33,452
JEEZ, JIM.
EMILY AND CHERYL
281
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,986
HAVE BEEN YAPPING AT EACH OTHER
FOR OVER AN HOUR.
282
00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:39,488
YEAH. WE'RE HOME FREE.
THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS,
283
00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:42,892
AND I'LL NEVER HAVE
TO TALK TO MY WIFE AGAIN.
284
00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:44,894
NOW WHEN WE COME OVER,
285
00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:47,196
I CAN HANG WITH YOU
WHILE CHERYL TALKS TO EMILY.
286
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:49,198
IT'S LIKE MY OLD LIFE,
287
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,901
BUT WHEN WE GET HOME,
I GET A LITTLE LOVIN'.
288
00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:53,903
YEAH,
AND NO TALKING AFTERWARDS,
289
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:56,175
BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S
BEEN SAID TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
290
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,007
(laughs)
291
00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:00,050
OH, JIM.
292
00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:10,160
YOU PLUS EMILY EQUALS
THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND.
293
00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:14,894
BACK UP A LITTLE BIT.
294
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,525
OH, MY GOD!
HERE COMES EMILY.
295
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,527
OKAY, UH,
MOVE AWAY FROM THE DOOR.
296
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,369
OKAY, UM...
UM, UM...
297
00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:23,372
LET'S JUST ACT NATURALLY. ACT NATURAL?
WHAT DOES... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
298
00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:26,375
LET'S ARM WRESTLE. THAT'S IT.
HURRY. COME ON. COME ON.
299
00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:27,476
(groaning)
300
00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:30,009
(groaning)
OH, YOU'RE STRONG.
301
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,981
OH.
302
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:34,443
HEY, GUYS. (chuckles)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
303
00:13:34,444 --> 00:13:36,385
JUST A LITTLE ARM WRESTLING.
304
00:13:36,386 --> 00:13:38,948
TOTALLY NATURAL.
305
00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:39,949
NO!
306
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,520
OH!
307
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,093
(laughs)
308
00:13:44,094 --> 00:13:46,525
WELL, ANDY,
THAT'S TEN IN A ROW.
309
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,528
OH, OKAY.
310
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,001
ANDY, CAN WE GO HOME NOW?
311
00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:54,003
WAIT. WAIT. SO... SO...
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
312
00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:57,366
UH, HOW WAS YOUR TALK WITH
CHERYL ABOUT ANDY AND TAMMY?
313
00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:00,369
DON'T SAY THAT NAME.
I WAS TAMPERED WITH.
314
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:03,142
ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO BRING IT UP.
315
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,144
WHAT? WHY NOT?
316
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,146
WELL, BECAUSE
SHE SHOWED ME SOME POOP,
317
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,278
AND THEN SHE WAS
OFF TO THE RACES.
318
00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:12,281
OH, GOD. GOD. LISTEN. UH,
WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK TOMORROW
319
00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:14,553
AND... AND... AND FINISH
YOUR TALK?
320
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,986
NO WAY. I'M DONE.
321
00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:19,258
OH. DONE? YOU SEE,
THAT'S THE WAY CHERYL IS.
322
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,261
SHE LIKES TO TALK ONE DAY
AND LET YOU TALK THE NEXT DAY.
323
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,164
OH. OH, LOOK.
MY FRIEND, THE BACK DOOR.
324
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,497
GONNA USE IT.
THERE YOU GO.
325
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:30,970
CURSES!
326
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,141
OH.
327
00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:34,003
I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
328
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:36,005
I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU
329
00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:38,447
WHEN I'M GETTING BUSY
WITH MY GIRL.
330
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:41,650
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
331
00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:42,982
(sighs)
332
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,484
OH, JEEZ.
333
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,488
(grunting)
334
00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:04,073
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED
AND I SAID "I DO,"
335
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:07,077
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
THE LAST TIME I WAS GONNA TALK.
336
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,109
AND THEN I THOUGHT,
337
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:14,083
I AM NOT PAYING THAT
FOR A CHEESE SLICER.
338
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,085
BUT THEN I LOOKED CLOSER,
339
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,549
AND I REALIZED IT'S A SLICER
AND A GRATER AND A CUBER.
340
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:25,494
SO THEN I THOUGHT,
I HAVE TO BUY IT.
341
00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:27,356
BUT THEN I DIDN'T.
342
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,098
THAT'S IT!
343
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:30,960
THAT IS IT, CHERYL.
344
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:33,132
CHERYL, I...
COME HERE. COME HERE.
345
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,105
I HAVE TO HAVE
A SERIOUS TALK WITH YOU.
346
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:39,408
OH. IT'S THE SLICER.
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT, RIGHT?
347
00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,170
NO. CHERYL.
348
00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:44,373
CHERYL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE
THIS THE WRONG WAY, ALL RIGHT?
349
00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:46,976
BUT FOR THE LAST COUPLE
OF WEEKS,
350
00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:51,550
I JUST CAN'T MAKE MYSELF CARE
ABOUT A SINGLE WORD YOU SAY.
351
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,983
JIM, THAT... THAT
DOESN'T SEEM VERY NICE.
352
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:56,525
DON'T TALK.
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE ME.
353
00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:59,958
GO AHEAD.
354
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,160
(clears throat)
355
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,993
THEN I REALIZED...
356
00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:07,196
THAT IT WASN'T MY FAULT
THAT I DIDN'T CARE.
357
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,099
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
358
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:14,404
YOU'VE BECOME
REALLY, REALLY BORING.
359
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,354
YOU'RE RIGHT.
360
00:16:25,355 --> 00:16:26,715
YOU'RE RIGHT.
361
00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:30,489
I-I AM...
I AM REALLY... BORING.
362
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,291
(gasps)
363
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,993
MY GOD. I-I SPENT THREE MONTHS
AT MY MOTHER'S,
364
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,366
SIX MONTHS ON BED REST
AND... AND SIX MONTHS WITH BABIES.
365
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:40,400
I-I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN
HOW TO TALK TO... PEOPLE.
366
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,433
JIM?
367
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,075
JIM?
368
00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:47,106
(snores)
OH.
369
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,138
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHAT?
370
00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:50,479
I DID IT AGAIN.
371
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,481
CHERYL,
YOU CAN'T STOP DOING IT.
372
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:55,314
WHY DO YOU THINK EMILY
JUST RAN OUT OF HERE SCREAMING?
373
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,216
OH, MY GOD.
I BORED HER, TOO?
374
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,718
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL?
375
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,791
I THINK DANA WAS
A BETTER PERSON THAN I KNEW.
376
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,194
SHE ACTUALLY LIKED
TALKING TO YOU.
377
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,795
YEAH.
378
00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:10,259
OR SHE MOVED AWAY
BECAUSE OF YOU.
379
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,102
(gasps)
380
00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:22,611
LOOK, JIM, H-HELP...
HELP ME BE MORE INTERESTING.
381
00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:24,773
I MEAN, I-I USED TO
BE INTERESTING, RIGHT?
382
00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:27,816
PROBABLY.
383
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:30,079
I MEAN, I JUST
CAN'T REMEMBER A SPECIFIC...
384
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,181
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
385
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:35,053
I WAS JUST STARING AT YOUR CHEST
MOST OF THE TIME.
386
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,056
IS THAT THE SECRET? M-MAYBE
SH-SHOULD I LOSE A BUTTON?
387
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,789
WELL, IT COULDN'T HURT.
I MEAN, YOU'D GET ME BACK.
388
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,791
I CAN'T SPEAK FOR EMILY.
389
00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,793
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
390
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:48,197
I NEED A NEW BEST FRIEND
WHO DOESN'T THINK I'M BORING.
391
00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:51,069
CHERYL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO RE-SOCIALIZE YOU.
392
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,071
I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.
393
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,573
HERE'S THE FIRST THING.
394
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,276
YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING
ABOUT THE KIDS.
395
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,179
BUT THEY'RE SO INTERESTING.
396
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:04,813
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE BORING.
397
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:07,416
WE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED
AFTER RUBY.
398
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,118
(cell phone vibrates)
399
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,190
OH, MY PANTS ARE BUZZING.
400
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,792
THAT'S EITHER A TEXT
OR THOSE BUTTONS ARE WORKING.
401
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,325
OH, IT'S ANDY.
402
00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:18,096
"RED ALERT. RED ALERT."
403
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,598
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
404
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,100
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S EITHER
ABOUT COMMUNISM OR HOT SAUCE.
405
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,833
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH TAMMY.
406
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,776
OH, RED ALERT.
407
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,778
WHAT'S GOING ON?
408
00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,740
EMILY, DON'T BE MAD.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
409
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:33,742
I HAVE A BEST FRIEND
NAMED TAMMY.
410
00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:36,815
JIM AND ANDY TOLD ME
THAT TAMMY MADE A PASS AT ANDY.
411
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,317
TAMMY JUST TOLD ME
412
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,450
THAT SHE'S BEEN IN BED
ALL WEEK WITH THE FLU.
413
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,822
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
414
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,326
UM...
WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
415
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,559
(whispers) ACT NATURAL.
416
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,165
ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF.
417
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:59,308
I CAN SMELL ONE OF
YOUR DOPEY SCHEMES A MILE AWAY.
418
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:02,611
ALL I KNOW IS THAT TAMMY
TOLD ME THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN...
419
00:19:02,612 --> 00:19:04,913
HANG ON. I GOT THIS.
OKAY.
420
00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:07,246
(clenches teeth) YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE SHOULD HAVE KILLED TAMMY.
421
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,878
(whispers) I TOLD YOU.
422
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:13,222
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S WHAT WENT DOWN.
423
00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:15,224
DANA, MY SISTER
AND BEST FRIEND...
424
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:16,755
SHE'S MOVED AWAY.
425
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,759
I HAVE BEEN BORING JIM
WITH POOP TALK.
426
00:19:21,231 --> 00:19:24,264
ANDY HAS NO SELF-ESTEEM,
SO HE DOES WHATEVER JIM SAYS.
427
00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:28,397
AND JIM REMEMBERED
THAT WHEN WE STARTED DATING,
428
00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:30,869
I ORDERED HIM
TO BE FRIENDS WITH ANDY.
429
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,942
HE LIKED ME.
I MADE PANINI.
430
00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:37,206
SHOVE IT. I WANT TO SEE
WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE.
431
00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:38,847
(Cheryl) OKAY.
432
00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:41,850
JIM CONVINCED ANDY TO TELL YOU
THAT TAMMY HIT ON HIM
433
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,853
SO YOU WOULD DUMP HER
AND BE BEST FRIENDS WITH ME,
434
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:46,355
SOLVING EVERYBODY'S PROBLEMS.
435
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,517
YOU KNOW,
ASSUMING YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
436
00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:50,919
WELL, FORGIVE ME
FOR TRYING TO SAVE OUR MARRIAGE.
437
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,263
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE.
438
00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:56,225
YOU WERE TRYING
TO MAKE ME YOUR BEST FRIEND
439
00:19:56,226 --> 00:19:59,768
AND TALK ABOUT POOPS
AND NAIL POLISH AND SWATCHES.
440
00:19:59,769 --> 00:20:02,801
WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YA,
THAT'S NOT A HUSBAND'S JOB.
441
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,903
THAT'S A GIRLFRIEND'S JOB.
442
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,905
WHAT?
HANG ON. BIG FINISH.
443
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,708
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
444
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,981
YOU'RE, UH, TOTALLY ON YOUR WAY
TO RUINING OUR SEXUAL POLARITY.
445
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:16,515
OKAY, I GOTTA ASK.
WHAT IS SEXUAL POLARITY?
446
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,519
I DON'T KNOW. MOST OF THE TIME, I JUST SORT
OF TUNE HIM OUT. YEAH. I TRY AND DO THAT,
447
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,922
BUT SOMETIMES THE ONLY WAY
TO GET ANDY TO SHUT UP
448
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,924
IS TO JUST
GET HIM INTO BED.
449
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,398
WHY DO YOU THINK
I HAVE FIVE KIDS?
450
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,631
(whispers)
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
451
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:36,405
A FRIENDSHIP,
A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
452
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,867
I GOTTA SAY, THIS IS
COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
453
00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:42,341
FASCINATING? HA HA HA!
454
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,514
THAT'S A LONG WAY
FROM BEING BORING, CHERYL.
455
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:48,417
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT.
456
00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:50,619
I'M TALKING TO A GROWN-UP.
457
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,322
YOU'RE WELCOME.
458
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,356
EMILY, COME ON INTO THE KITCHEN.
I'LL MAKE SOME COFFEE.
459
00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:00,359
YOU GOT SOME MORE STORIES
ABOUT THESE TWO BEING MONKEYS?
460
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:04,833
I'VE GOT STORIES ABOUT THEM SMUGGLING MONKEYS.
AH, SCREW THE COFFEE. I'M GONNA NEED WINE.
461
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:06,696
WINE, JUST LIKE DANA.
YEAH.
462
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:10,939
YES!
463
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,040
FINALLY!
464
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,803
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, ANDY.
465
00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:16,805
NOW WE CAN SIT AROUND
466
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:18,907
AND, YOU KNOW, DO MORE
INTERESTING MANLY STUFF.
467
00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:20,579
MM-HMM.
468
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:24,454
HEY, DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
THE GREAT POOP I HAD YESTERDAY?
469
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,856
YES...
470
00:21:27,857 --> 00:21:35,857
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT AGAIN.
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