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Mom! Mom!

Did you get home yet?

No, hurry up.

Hurry up.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Are we filled, Kelsey?

Yeah, I gotta get home.

What's the damage?

That'll be $420.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Hey there, Chelsea.

Hey.

Oh,

easy, Eileen. Easy, easy.

Easy, Eileen. Oh, it's bonkers. You drive me crazy.

It's been weeks since I've taken that big cock of yours.

Look, the regulars went home for supper. We can lock up.

Oh, no. Tonight I can't. But this week, I promise.

I just dropped by to ask you to keep some time open and your pussy closed

I get back.

So I'll see you soon, huh?

Soon. Have some patience.

Patience is a virtue.

So, what will it be?

Black Label, Canadian Club, or Champagne.

When do we eat?

I'm so itchy soon.

Where's Dickhead and my little girl?

I think the things will have to change.

Change?

Change?

Sounds like they went to change from Dr. and Mrs. Jekyll to Mr. and Mrs. Hyde.

Oh, my meal is coming ready.

Oh, I knew that would bring you down here, Dickhead.

Don't you shower after you did what you done?

Wash off my darling's love juices?

Oh, gee.

Dickhead didn't even wash his hands.

Don't you shower neither?

No, because... Oh, little girl, don't you start about Dickhead's love juice.

It's almost time for supper.

At least I hope she brushed her teeth.

Good night, Mr. Jackson.

Night.

Hey, H .E.

Hey, little Jackson there. Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

What a good time, Bronco.

I've given up on you.

You know, I up, I mean, down the bottle of champagne.

Here, let me lock up.

Oh, geez, dear, what an ass.

Oh, gee.

Look at these things here.

These nipples here.

What is it?

Orioles in here.

What did you see?

Do you want to kiss the thing?

Kiss the thing, eh?

Yeah,

kiss it. Oh, she kissed it.

When you get done with that, you can get me a beer.

Oh, thanks, dear.

This new couple moved in next door, Daddy.

Hey, I just met the new neighbor, Pablo Maria Sanchez.

Sanchez? Oh, there goes the neighborhood.

It's just because their last name is Sanchez.

Yeah, just wait till they move in all their relatives. Fifteen people to a

Ain't no uncommon.

Oh, I forgot.

They're used to the Polack way of life. Daddy, that ain't fair.

I wish I was at the wedding. The Sanchez wedding.

I bet the bride wore something borrowed, something blue, something pink,

something turquoise, something purple.

Hello?

We are your new neighbors, Pablo and Maria Sanchez.

Please come in.

Gracias. Well, you know Mook.

My pleasure, Miss Horian.

Well, we must go now. I hope soon we will again be meeting. See you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Via candidus.

Bye -bye, Pablo.

Bye -bye.

Okay, now, everybody quit.

Let's have to see what they stole.

Oh, Daddy, how could they steal anything? You were sitting right next to

They sit there and talk to you, and at the same time they're taking your silver

and filling up your women.

Oh, my.

Oh, good morning, bunker.

Oh, my.

You look lovely today.

Oh, dear.

Oh, I have to go.

I came because I find you irresistible

Lose.

Mmm.

What's Itchy going to say?

I don't care what Itchy says.

Oh, Mrs. Bonker, you feel so hot.

Oh, but Mrs. Bunker, your pussy is still very wet.

And my cock.

Come on. There's this very well -kept motel I know very near here.

Well,

I could tell Itchy that I'm going to visit my sister Mary Ellen at Elmhurst.

know, she doesn't have a phone, so he can't check.

I think I'll write him a note.

Hello? Anybody home?

Jesus, where's... Dear Itchy, went to visit

Muriel. There are plenty of good leftovers in the fridge.

Be home later this evening.

Love, Eden.

Ooh, leftovers, huh?

Oh,

hi. Hi. This is Sanchez.

Yes, I'm here looking for my husband.

Thought he might be here.

Your husband?

Gee.

I cannot lie to you.

The first time I saw you, I wanted you.

My pussy feels so wet. I want you right now. Feel me.

Yeah?

Wow,

where can I take you?

It'll be home any second.

Look, if we leave by the back door, no one will see us.

Dear Harriet,

I won't be back.

Till late. I'll be at the library phoning up

for this Spanish test that's about to happen. Love,

Mark.

What's this?

Huh? So the dingbat went to mirrors, huh?

I better get to them leftovers before the dickhead gets here.

Huh?

Another note.

Damn right, I won't be back till late.

I'll be at the library boarding up for the Spanish test that's about to happen.

Spanish test?

I know the dickhead who's taking Spanish.

He don't even speak Polack, which is what he is.

Can you do me a favor and close up for a couple of hours?

Sure. The wranglers went home for supper.

I knew you'd come back for more milk.

I'll have lawn for that cock of yours.

Listen, I mean, baby, look, I just want to borrow the storeroom just for a

little while. I've got something to talk over with a friend, okay?

Is that all right?

and I'll take on Georgie for a change.

Take these off? Sure.

Yeah, that's nice.

I'm glad you moved into the neighborhood.

I'm glad too.

Mmm.

Ooh, ooh.

Thank you.

No! No!

No!

um

Oh my God.

Yes.

Oh, my

God.

Let's do that one more time.

But I've got one question for you.

Let me show you Spanish.

No wonder.

May I have a word with you?

Of course, Mr. Sanchez. What is it?

Well, I'd prefer some place a little more private.

Senor, isn't your family at home?

Ma, that is Sister's. Dad is Poconite.

And my husband, Mook, is with your wife.

Oh, so you know.

At the La Coloma motel, no?

Well, I can understand. Your wife's so beautiful.

I mean... Ah, but senor, you are so lovely.

So sensual.

You are everything a man could desire.

Now.

Thank you.

What now?

Well, we could go to the movies.

Luke and I also go to the movies after we fuck.

Ah, si.

A movie.

Yes, there is a new movie playing.

Horny Mooners Part 2.

I guess he done it good to her too.

I know he done it good to me.

Yeah.

He done it real good.

I came in the back door, Ma.

Is Toria home yet?

No, Toria won't be back till later.

She's out playing cards.

You've got nice nipples, Ma.

They get all hot when I touch them.

You know, I bet if you touch them, you'll drive me crazy.

You know, it'll be real strange calling you Ma.

May I call you Edith?

Sure.

Oh, look.

I don't know if we should be doing this.

And besides that, if Itchy finds out, he'll kill me.

Oh. Oh, my.

But with Harriet, you always make it sound so good.

My. My.

oh oh oh

Ugh!

ooooh

It smells so good.

Eat it. Eat it.

Goodnight, Smitty.

I think I better lock up.

um um

I know.

Watch your teeth, McGill.

Don't worry, dear McGill. I'll give you a chance to win your money back next

week.

It's that chance.

I think I want to see what's on TV.

Now, who can that be?

Where is Pablo?

I'm going to kill him. And where is that slut?

Slut? Which slut are you talking about? My daughter or my wife?

Either one. They're both been fucking my husband.

You're weird.

Pablo's been neglecting me so bad.

My pussy's so wet.

It's wet, yeah.

Very wet.

You feel so good.

I do?

You beast.

My dick is getting hard.

Very hard.

Watch your step.

You know, you don't really look that Spanish.

Actually, I'm Polish.

Oh, geez, dear. Why'd you tell me that?

Oh.

Polish?

I'll forget you said that. Come here.

Yeah.

Bye.

Hello.

Ah.

Oh, my dear. You're a vision of loveliness.

You see, damn it?

This thing of deed is don't take no for an answer.

You dickhead. Get out of my chair.

Get me a beer, eh?

Wait.

Why don't you pull up your dress and sit on my lap?

Let them watch. We'll show them how it's done.