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# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now

# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh. #

# Tell me all your dirty secrets Uh-huh

# All your fantasies... #

I'm ecstatic, because I actually come for weekly pedicures.

Weekly? Yeah. Well, every two weeks.

I'm exaggerating there. LAUGHS

But do you know what, boys? It's really relaxing.

So I just need you to take in this moment, let you be massaged.

Right. I can't believe I've managed to get Dan Edgar here.

That's a miracle. I'm enjoying this massage chair.

Really? Yeah, the chair's lovely.

You just gotta really embrace it.

What's funny, Diags? LAUGHING: My feet are so ticklish.

Are they? Yeah. No, it's meant to be relaxing.

I mean, he's finding it hysterical.

Oh. Breathe, James, breathe.

# Friday night

# Pick-up truck

# Baby, let's drive

# Nice and slow

# Take control... #

How are you doing girls? Hi, Simon. How are you?

Here to look at some cars?

For our Dani girl. For you? For me.

Yeah. But I haven't got a clue.

We've got a few options.

Love the G-wagon, angel.

Yeah, that's for sale as well. Is it? Oh, is it?

Is that for sale? Livvy. Do you come with it?

LAUGHS

# Tell me all your dirty secrets Uh-huh

# All your fantasies... #

Lovely garden centre, Ell. I like a garden centre of a weekend.

You like flowers. So do I. I do.

I try to make 'em last as long as they possibly can.

What's your tips?

Lemonade. A penny or a 2p in the bottom.

Apparently so.

What do you think we should get her?

I reckon a nice bunch of flowers with a few different flowers in it.

Yeah. Hydra...

How do you say that word? Hydrangea.

Hydrangea. Hydrangea.

Pink, white, blue?

I think mixture between white and pink. Stunning. These.

Your toes are already shiny. I know, I've got a colour on them.

You can get a colour today if you want.

Ah. No, I probably won't do that. Keeps 'em nice and tidy.

You should do it. Don't want paint on them or nothing.

No, it's just a clear gel. It's very masculine, actually.

It doesn't look very masculine. Don't look masculine at all.

They look like they're glowing. Shiny.

Well, that's what I... That's a good thing.

I wanna look glowing. Do you know what's mad?

What? I thought the breakdown of mine

and Ell's relationship would mean that me and you would drift apart,

or I probably wouldn't see you so much. Yeah.

It's strange, cos I feel like it's still...

What? LAUGHING: I can't do it.

Uh?

Breathe through it. Your feet, are they that ticklish?

Nah (!)

Yeah, yeah. Obviously.

No, I agree. I feel like...

I thought, basically... I thought we'd sort of, like...

we'd go our separate ways, me and you, now.

And it ain't seemed to happen, has it?

No, which I think is a great thing. No.

It's good that youse can still be friends

after everything that's going on.

Obviously, the Della breakdown was absolutely terrible, but...

She don't care you're still friends with him?

No. No, not at all. No?

I ain't getting rid of you. You're never getting rid of me.

It's true.

Do you think you and Ella will stay angry at each other forever?

Erm...

I'd be surprised if that ever gets resolved.

And I don't hold grudges forever,

but at the moment, it's a little bit sensitive,

it's a bit raw, the whole situation.

A lot's been said. There's a lot of anger involved.

Yeah. So I feel like,

at the moment, staying away from each other is the best thing.

Sometimes, you gotta force yourself to try and move on from a situation,

even if you don't wanna, deep down. Mm, yeah.

No, I know. It's sad, but it's done.

At least our pedi days ain't ruined. Nah.

Do you know what I mean? Cos that's my main priority.

I'm sorry, I wouldn't let anyone ruin this.

Ah!

No, but listen, on a serious note, at Court Fest...

Why are you laughing?

Cos my feet are so ticklish.

This is a terrible idea.

But obviously, I had a bit of an altercation with Livvy as well.

Yeah. Oh.

Which weren't great. What happened with that? You stormed off.

She thinks I blow hot and cold with her.

Right. Yet she's the one that's speaking about me behind my back.

So I think, actually, she's projecting energy.

Right, OK.

Because it's not really a friendship that's impacted my life,

do you know what I mean? Listen, sometimes...

This is my favourite bit cos they scrape all your dead skin off.

No chance in hell. Is that what you're gonna do to me?

That feels lovely. Just try it. Just try it.

I'm not gonna be able to do that. What's that, a cheese grater?

DIAGS LAUGHS Just breathe through it, Di.

LAUGHING: I can't do it.

# Come on and give me your heart

# Your heart tonight

# Come on and feel the love

# Your love... #

Do youse feel like it suits me? Yeah. So much. Love it.

Let's have a look at some other stuff.

Oh, I'm obsessed with this one.

SIMON: Yeah, that is bad boy. That is nice.

I thought you might like that.

Start the bad boy up, Dani. Rev that. Rev that.

This is unbelievable.

Yeah, this is a little bit of different gravy.

I feel like I will pull boys in this one.

She looks good in that car. WOMEN: She does.

# Tonight. #

Wow, what a gaff.

No, I know, but this has actually confused my brain even more.

Has it? Why? It's not really helped

because now I don't know what one I like more than the other.

That is the only thing. And I'm worried I can't drive it.

I think you need to get the Q2.

You need to look at insurance quotes.

That's the sensible... That's the mum in me.

I know I've gotta do that on Google. We'll help you.

You can do that online. Oh, for God's sake.

Get insurance quotes, and go from there.

This is all so long-winded. It's not.

You can get insurance the same day.

Thank you. I'm gonna need the help. You've smashed it.

We're so proud of you. Sixth attempt! I know!

Sixth attempt, and I got there. Finally.

I know. It was getting embarrassing, girls.

Seriously. That's terrible.

How could you keep failing? They say the smartest people...

And I was doing auto.

No, but they say the smartest people do fail a few times.

Yeah, it's just... I passed first time.

Did you? Did you? Yeah.

I'm actually so glad that we did Court Fest 2.0.

Yeah. Oh, my God, yeah.

Courtney deserved the second birthday - proper.

Everyone that she would want there was there.

Freddie and Saffron were there.

That was nice as well. I know, and Diags.

It's just you next with the making up. I know.

I was really surprised how it all went. Yeah.

All I wanted with Fred was

for him to take a bit of accountability.

After you had that conversation with Fred,

I spoke to him, and he just bawled his eyes out.

So it's escalated, because I feel like he was going through things,

you was going through things, and he bottles things up.

When I heard that, Dan, I generally was upset.

Yeah. I don't want Freddie to be upset.

It's not that deep for it to have gone the way it went.

No. It's minor. Like...

But, yeah, I do wanna, obviously, say sorry

if the way I've said things to him was nasty

and it added anything to how he already felt,

cos that wasn't my intention.

# Do you have someone for me?

# Someone you know

# To take me home

# That's what I need

# Do you have someone for me... #

I still can't believe Dani's passed.

I'm over the moon. Seventh time.

Thank God for that. Shall we get seven of these, then?

Yeah, seven of them and a mixture of roses.

Three, four, five.

# Do you have someone for me? #

How are we, girls?

Oh, hello. Hello. Hello, darlings, how are you?

Here he is. You're looking good, darling, how are you?

How are you? Good, thank you.

You all right? Hello, how are you? Ella.

Nice to meet you, darling. What are you doing down here, eh?

Mwah. Getting Dani some flowers. Nice.

Have you met Ella before? No.

No. Oh.

Hi. This is the famous Ell-bell.

Blokes must come in to buy her flowers,

that's why you'd never see her. No.

I'd tell 'em, "Put 'em back."

She buys her own. Get my own, mate.

She's just been saying it. Smooth.

Independent.

Nice to see you, cos you have been cooped up.

Yeah, I know. And you've been hidden away.

Yeah, but...

And I did sing your praises the other day at Courtney's party.

Did you? Yeah. Want me to wrap them up?

Oh, will you? They for you, yeah?

Yeah, please. I'll wrap those up.

Can you mix them in with it? Yeah.

Course you can. And a bit of green?

Sexy Bill, you got it? Yeah.

Do it right nice for her. I'll get it done.

Sexy Bill, in't he? I'll do that for you, no problem.

Oh, thanks, Sexy Bill. You single or with someone?

Single.

Loving life? Loving life.

She was with Dan. Edgar. Oh, right.

Yeah. How was that?

Not great. No?

Obviously - I'm single. Yeah, love it.

ALL LAUGH

Went down the pan, mate. Back to square one.

I'm new in it. Like, I feel like I need to just get my confidence.

I need to just get back into the scene.

Yeah. Your confidence is up.

I wanna have fun.

You don't want flash. Yeah.

You just want fun. Like, wanna go for dinner, babe,

or sit on Instagram and take a picture of your meal?

I just wanna have like a bit of someone who's got a bit of

"Come on, let's go." A connection with the person.

Yeah. Back to basics.

No pressure, not all the big love story straightaway.

Like, if it comes, it comes.

Just waiting for someone just to go bang, yes. It'll come.

It will happen when you least expect it. It's true.

We're all still waiting. You gotta get yourself out there.

The thing is, I see loads of birds come up,

want bouquets and all that, and it's just... I dunno.

I just think, "Have I lost it? Am I past the sell-by date?"

I dunno if I'm just... No, Bill...

..thinking about it. Will, you ain't lost it.

You've still got that charm and chat that you had all them years ago.

Yeah. What's my dad doing with them flowers?

Go and get 'em for us, please. Let's go and see where he's going.

SHOUTS: Sexy Bill!

Fucking hell, Sexy Bill. I think I'll fucking faint, Saff.

Do you fancy him? I think I might.

Oh, no!

I can't. I need a bit of air. You're joking? Oh, no, I'm sorry.

It's so hot in here. This is terrible.

This is terrible. Fucking hell.

Everyone fancies him.

Aw, he's got great chat, in't he? A nice face, nice teeth. Yeah.

Nice getup. Shoes were lovely.

And he wines and dines. Oh, lovely.

And listen, he likes the laugh.

I know he's gonna fall back in love... with me.

SHE LAUGHS Do you know what?

If you're happy, I'm happy.

No, I'm joking. He just... He is funny.

I'm just trying to take it all in. What's just happened?

He's refreshing to be around. It's a nice face.

Character, charm, he likes a laugh.

I feel sweaty. God's sake.

What's been going on, anyway? Who have you been with?

I ain't seen you. Who have I?

Oh, Joe and Junaid. Oh, course.

Cos I had the Court Fest, didn't I? Yeah, you had Court Fest.

We were only the three gooseberries that weren't invited.

I heard.

Yeah. I mean, listen, the passing party's gonna be us lot...

It is. ..Dani, Fred -

obviously Dani - us.

I don't really know the full thing, but what I thought -

correct me if I'm wrong - Junaid and Joe.

Do you want my honest opinion? Oh, God.

Don't think it's gonna be a good idea.

She's been his passenger princess for ages.

When they were mates. They ain't mates no more.

Yeah, well, she owes him a few lifts,

at least an invite to that party.

Sorry. Right, listen, I'm not involved.

Oh, right. All right. You do you, babe.

And I know what you're thinking, because I think

if we could all be merry and light, that would be a great situation.

I don't know if Dani would be too happy with that.

Oh, right. But we'll just say it's an open invite.

It ain't too open, but we'll invite 'em.

# Can you light the fuse?

# Think I might fall apart

# I'm off the rails

# Have to restart. #

# The only way is up. #

# Run, run, run, run

# As fast as you can

# You move too slow

# Tell me your plans

# I can never lie to you, baby

# I can sympathise Cos you're crazy... #

Here we go, Dan.

The big reveal, Dan. Jeez.

It's lovely, isn't it? Lovely.

Come, let's have a look at the pool.

Is it heated? It's heated, yeah.

Oh, lovely. The kids love it.

That's ready to jump straight in now.

Pukka. Looks like I'm abroad somewhere.

Gonna do a tidy-up before Jordan and Soph comes, yeah?

Right. See you in a bit. See you in a bit.

Ours is a mess. It's spotless in there, innit?

Right, every single day, she's up hoovering them rugs,

and she's even started hoovering the grass.

Oh, yeah, cos you got the artificial grass, yeah.

# Cos I got my eyes on you, baby

# Run, run, run, run, run. #

What we got here? You've got the gym in there.

Yeah. So I've got the gym there, I've got the shower.

I don't think the neighbours like it when I'm out having a shower.

BOTH LAUGH

In a derby hat? Yeah.

But, no, I'm over the moon with it, to be fair.

Yeah, mate, you've done really well.

What's been going on, though, anyway,

with the girl situation at the minute?

Nothing at the moment. Nothing?

I've been laying low, or trying to. Have you?

All that stuff with Ella's done.

Yeah, but I think you made that clear with her anyway.

Oh, I did. But where I think I might have blurred the lines is

where we went out to Portugal, I was still sort of being there for her.

And we'd only split up a couple of months before,

so it was hard being out there round each other,

so, naturally, we was gravitating towards each other.

It's been tough. It's gonna be tough.

It's tough, and also, the energy she was bringing

when we was in Portugal was very different to what I had

months previous when we broke up.

All of a sudden, she was like,

"I wanna make things work, I'm upset," and this and that.

It was hard because it was sort of like...

In my head, I knew it was done, but I still had feelings deep down

what made it hard to fully... Yeah.

..to walk away from it.

You know, you've sort of stepped back from it and thought,

you know, "I could easily fall back into that trap

"and go back with her," and, you know, try and see

if there's anything there, but you've tried it before.

I had to. I had to try. Otherwise, I thought,

"I'm gonna come home, we're gonna fall back into the same cycles." Mm.

Do you feel the pressure of trying to meet the right person,

or are you, like, sort of...?

I know now, more than ever, what I'm looking for in someone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not rushing it. Yeah.

If the right person comes, the right person comes.

But also, I just think

I've got a broader understanding of how I should be in something,

what I want in someone else. Mm.

In general, over the years, you build up that knowledge of it.

Yeah, but mate, you're going on the right path, ain't you?

Do you know what I mean? And it will happen.

I just started the early days of talking to someone recently,

but it's early days, but I'm happy to see where that goes.

Like you say, there's no rush for it, is there? You know?

Just fucking enjoy it. Yeah.

# Is that all right?

# Cos, baby, honestly

# I just wanna feel your hands All over me

# Over and over Like where they wanna be

# Even if it's only for tonight.

# I wanna go fast

# I wanna go hard... #

JUNAID: Oh! Oh, here she is.

You've remembered them. Well done. Look at the flowers!

I mean, I am so proud of her, though,

cos I know how long she has been trying.

She's been your passenger princess for years. For years. And she...

How long did you drive her around for? About four years.

Did you? She always says, though,

"Minute I pass, Jun, I'll repay you all the lifts."

I thought, "Yeah, finally!" You think that's gonna happen?

No, but I'm just glad that she's passed.

# I wanna go anywhere

# Anywhere you are. #

You done the right thing by coming.

Do you think? 100%, yeah, definitely.

I just want it to be good vibes, though.

I don't want it to be awkward or me to feel like...

I dunno. Out of place.

Sometimes, I feel like I'm a little bit segregated

and away from everyone.

Like, me and you are so close. Yeah, of course.

I've felt with everyone else, sometimes, I'm a bit segregated.

But it's nice for Saff to invite me.

Listen, you've been invited, you've come. Yeah.

We're waiting for Dani to turn up still.

Yeah, I'm proud of her, and that's the main thing.

I'm coming with good intentions. You've come with good intentions,

gonna congratulate her - nice. 100%.

You've done her about 20,000 lifts over the past....

LAUGHING: I know! So maybe you'll get one in return.

LAUGHS

Could you imagine? Doubt it.

Sincerely doubt it.

How'd you think it'll be between you?

Yeah, I think it will be all right. I hope so.

You're not the only one that feels awkward.

Oh, Livvy. Livvy's here, yeah.

And honestly, I haven't seen her since I stormed off at Court Fest.

Yeah. You're a good person with a good heart,

and that's all that matters.

Sometimes, we don't project ourselves the right way,

and that's normal.

Oh, hello! GROUP: Whoo!

Dani's just turned up. Has she?

Congratulations, Dansi-girl! Welcome to your party!

Oh, my God, you didn't!

WOMAN: Passing party!

GROUP: Woohoo!

I'm so proud of you. Mwah.

Learner plates up there, Dan.

DANI: Oh, no, not the L plates on the tits!

Yeah. That ain't funny. Whose idea was that?

Oh, we just, we just dressed it a little bit in here.

No, that is so cute. It was fitting to the outfit.

She looks unreal. Yeah, she does.

She always does. Know what I mean? She always does.

Dance. Saffron?

I didn't know it was gonna be this intimate.

We thought Harry, Elma. I thought there was a list. No.

I didn't know about Amber's do, no-one told me.

I don't talk to them.

I'm gonna go over and just talk to Fred.

Oh, yeah, do it Liv. Go do it.

SLURPS, JUNAID CHUCKLES

Hi, darling. FREDDIE AND JUNAID: Hi.

You OK, babs? Mwah.

Hi, beautiful. You OK? I'm good.

How are youse? Good. How are you?

You OK? You look lovely. Thanks, so do youse two.

Can I have a little word? I'll leave youse. See you later.

Is that OK?

How are you, my darling? Hello.

Congrats. Hello, Jun.

Thank you.

Can we be quiet? I wanna listen. I'm gonna have a drink.

It's been a bit difficult for me at the moment. I've heard.

That's why I wanted to talk to you, because we went for dinner

after I see you the other day.

And the girls told me how upset you was.

Obviously, not just about our little bicker. No, no.

You've got your own things going on.

And, Fred, you know I'm not a horrible person,

and it really did upset me that you was upset,

or that I even added to that when you felt like shit already. Mm.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

At least she's being genuine and saying she feels bad

for upsetting him. She did.

Oh, cos did you tell her that he was upset?

I told her that he was really upset, and she was none the wiser. No.

He doesn't know that she was upset about missing Darla.

It goes both ways. It was basically a hard day for 'em.

When stuff blows up like that, it's hard,

because you never know what people are going through.

You don't. We ain't brain readers. You don't.

I'm sorry for my part in it. I think it was a bit catty.

The claws was out.

We was both in a bit of a bad mood.

I have said some comments that - do you know what? -

that's just how the way I talk, but it's not OK.

Yeah, no, I appreciate you apologising, I really do,

and if I've ever made you feel like I'm blowing hot and cold,

I am sorry as well, but... I...

the last couple of weeks for me have been difficult,

not that I am excusing my behaviour,

because I shouldn't be off with anyone. No, 100%.

But I'm going through my own stuff at the moment,

and the way I deal with it is to shut off from everyone. Yeah.

Normally, I'm the loudest in the room,

know what I mean? That's why it's so noticeable, Fred.

And that's what I mean. But listen. Yeah.

I honestly haven't got any bad feelings toward you.

And I don't with you.

Come here. Give me a cuddle. I'm really sorry I've...

And I'm sad that you're sad.

# Chemistry in awkward deliveries

# Just me and you And all our insecurities... #

Hang on, something's happening! Oh!

What is that?

Well, this isn't your average Indian.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't think we're in it. LAUGHS

Yeah, we are!

Well, Amber, I'm gonna be the one to say it.

We are gonna miss you.

I hope you do. A lot.

We're gonna miss you a lot.

I'm gonna miss you, guys. But it's not long.

It's not goodbye forever, it's just goodbye for a few months.

It's "Du-bye". It's "Du-bye". "Du-bye" for now.

"Du-bye" for now, see you in Dubai.

Girls, I'm not going to girls' night

because - fun fact - I'm a boy.

THEY LAUGH

GIRLS: No way (!)

Oh, my God, I have a penis!

Shock horror (!)

I'm on a hunt for a man for Courtney.

Are you gonna go up to men in public? Yeah.

And talk to them?

Yeah. Wow. I've given her my list.

I'll have a gorgeous picture of Courtney.

Yeah. And a clipboard.

I have actually been invited to Dan's launch tomorrow,

and it's like an all-boy thing.

Did Dan invite you? Aw. Yeah.

When I spoke to Dan, he basically was like,

"Every single boy in the group's going,"

so just warn... like, prepare you.

I was like, "That's fine."

I'm obviously gonna expect

to see an ex-boyfriend, an ex-best friend to be there.

That's fine.

I feel like a lot of time's passed since all that anyway,

so I feel actually sweet.

Harry, you're not a nasty person.

If you got over that, you can get over anything, I'll be honest.

Well, to Amber. Cheers, "amigs".

Love you, girls. Woohoo! Dubai!

Du-bye. HE LAUGHS

# Shopping spree

# Baby, buy the city Give it all to me

# He makes me feel pretty... #

Want a little cupcake? Oh, lovely. Thank you.

Pink, to match your suit!

# He's sweet But the boy can't keep a beat. #

So proud of you. I am. Looks cute as well. Like, the decor.

I love it. Babe, we needed it.

Sixth time. Six times, I know!

Finally. Seven. That is wild!

And considering it was an automatic test. I don't get it.

How it took me so long is mind-baffling. Concerning.

But I'm being deadly serious, I didn't think I'd ever pass.

We got your Winnie the Pooh for the dashboard.

I got you a furry steering wheel!

The thing is, I'm actually gonna have to put it on now.

No, you've got to. I bought it the next day.

We've got you saying, on the back, it says, "Honk if..." What is it?

You're horny! Honk if you're horny.

THEY LAUGH

But, like, obviously questionable line-up for the party, no?

Yeah, I know, very questionable.

Like, I'm happy that youse are here, obviously Ella and Fred,

but it'd make more sense for my actual friends to be here

rather than people like Junaid.

That's, like, thrown me off a little bit because it's again...

It just feels like a bit of a situation

where he's getting rammed down my throat again.

It's awkward as well for you.

I don't want to feel awkward at my own party.

You don't wanna be friends with him, so it's like...

But, like, do I want him to have celebrations with me,

for something for me? No.

But it's like, how many times have I gotta tell everyone? And him.

I don't wanna be nasty to him, but it makes me...

I get frustrated, and I wanna turn around and go, "We ain't friends."

When is the penny gonna drop? We're not gonna be pals.

I just think he, like... he did cherish your friendship.

You used to be obviously passenger princess in his car,

do you know what I mean?

So maybe he wanted to show up to support you for that as well

for all the times he used to drive you around.

No, and I feel like...

Dansi, you're just not having none of it, are you? No.

# Know who I am

# That's important to me

# Do what I can

# To see the wood From the trees... #

Well, it's been a lovely day. It has been a lovely day.

It has. Do you know what? I think the decorations made it.

Yeah, passing party complete. Well done, Saffy.

There's a bit of an atmosphere but, I mean, just forget it, eh?

We could cut the tension with a knife.

Really? Pfft. Well, you could run the tension over with the car.

You're joking. Listen, c'est la vie.

"C'est la vie", what's that mean? "That's life".

THEY LAUGH

That is life. So, we're all going padel for Dan's.

Oh, what, all the boys? All the boys for Dan's hair launch.

Oh, my God, how exciting (!) Well, this is good.

Obviously, I know you don't care. I couldn't give a shit.

No. No. She looks quite bothered.

Are you bothered that he's going?

No! Be honest, though, if you were.

Babe, if I was bothered about you going, you would know about it.

I thought that. I don't care about you going.

Let him know I'm... proud.

I went for a pedicure with him yesterday.

Oh, did you? Nice.

Did you get the dead skin off of him?

He's took him to my nail shop, Saff. No.

He needs a pedicure cos he runs around Essex

with so many girls, he must have dry feet.

He really enjoyed the massage and the pedicure. I bet he did!

I was having a conversation with Diags.

I could do with that an' all.

I'll take you for one. Yeah.

Erm, but what he did say was that obviously there are feelings

that are hurt both sides, and for the moment,

space is what's best for both of you. Well, it is.

Listen, how many more girls is there gonna be after her? Thousands.

C'est la vie. Exactly that.

Angel! Oh, Dani girl!

Oh, hey! Are you OK?

We look like twins. I know. We're matching today.

Yeah, lovely look. I know. And it's always unintentional.

It just happens. Lacy number.

Lacy, white, love it. It's a lovely do.

I love the L plates, I love the balloons, the cake.

Yeah, the flowers. It's all been a nice day.

I'm happy with everything but apart from...

the list of people that are here.

I'm not involved.

Who is that? Me.

I knew it was you.

Oh, was it you as well? No! What do you mean? No!

Listen, what are you annoyed about? You bringing Junaid to MY party.

Right, listen...

the reason behind this was... Saffron.

No, let me explain. I thought everyone was coming.

No. I didn't know.

He did give you quite a few lifts,

and I thought it was civil between youse.

No. He's fucked me over.

I don't want him at my celebrations, ever.

Ever, ever, ever. You're separate parties.

I can be around him

because it's for youse, and he's your friend.

I respect that youse are still friends with him.

I feel this has given him false hope again,

him even being here. He's made the choice to come.

Oh, Jun. JUNAID: Hello.

You OK? Hi.

Youse all right? You OK? Yeah.

Obviously, I was in two minds whether to come today or not.

Obviously, Saff invited me,

but I just know how much this is a big deal for you,

so I just wanted to come and say, like, congratulations.

Thank you. Obviously, when we was friends, you...

this was what you were trying to do anyway,

so I am really proud of you, and it's a big thing for you.

Obviously, from my point of view,

I feel like I'm not really wanted here,

and I don't really wanna ruin your vibe,

especially when it's a big day for you. OK.

So I'm just gonna go home. Thank you for trying to invite me.

OK, I appreciate you saying congratulations and stuff.

That's nice of you.

But, yeah, good luck, and, yeah, I'll see you later.

You're going? Yeah, I'm gonna go.

I just don't feel it's the right vibe,

and I don't wanna bring the mood down.

I'm coming with you.

I ain't gonna let him walk out on his own.

No, that's fair enough.

Mate. Why?

What's going on?

Just don't bother coming, then, cos you made it about yourself.

It was wrong ever inviting him here. It was.

# The less I need you The more I see you

# As a mortal man Without me holding you up. #

# The only way is up. #

MUSIC: 'Last Night I Dreamt I Fell In Love' by Alok & Kylie Minogue

# Last night I dreamt I fell in love

# Last night I dreamt I fell in love... #

Cheers, girls! Cheers, everyone!

Cheers! CHEERING

A girls' night out. Just have a laugh.

Yeah.

Shall we get some selfies, girly-os?

No, I love your hair like this. Yay, so pretty!

CHEERING

Oh, I'm having so much fun, girls.

LAUGHTER

Ooh! What a connection there, girly-o!

There's a connection! Piss off.

# Last night I dreamt I fell in love. #

Cheers, my girls. Cheers. Cheers.

Girlies! "Cheerlies"!

Girls' night out! Cheerlies!

It was a needed girls' night out. Obviously, we missed your party.

Oh, you didn't miss out on much.

Went down like a lead balloon, mate.

I really appreciated the party. Can you tell me what happened?

In the sense that Saffron, like, went all out.

I really did appreciate it,

but, like, it was a very small party,

so I thought, "Well, what's Junaid doing here?"

Like, "We don't speak."

Like, "It is very awkward when we're around each other."

Wasn't it awkward?

Sorry, do you not talk at all, you and Junaid?

We say, at most, hi and bye. That's literally it.

That is what I'm fine with. I feel that's civil.

I'm good with that. That's all you need to do.

But that doesn't mean that I want him celebrating my successes,

do you know what I mean?

Yeah, that's quite a big thing, like.

It got my back up, and I was like, "I don't want him here."

Why are people still not getting it?

It's been, like, a whole year.

Yeah, it just made everything a bit awkward.

So, girls, do you fancy anyone tonight?

No. Who's your type? Anyone tickle your fancy?

I think it's a little bit too soon for me to physically date someone.

This is the thing. I don't even know.

You're spoilt for choice, Ella.

There's loads over there that are around your age.

There's loads, loads over there. Oh, God.

I just forget how to create chat. They should be doing that.

Cos I haven't had to do that. But they should be leading it.

Babe, you just gotta give the eyes, and then they come over.

Do you know what, though? I'd make the most of it.

Two beautiful girls, single. I'd have a little flirt.

I've heard that you met Bill. We met Bill.

Did you? What did you think, El?

He's got good chat. He's not dry at all.

But he has, like, old-school mentality.

That's what you need.

Men are lacking that nowadays, I've noticed.

He went, "Girl, come with me. I'll get you a bunch of flowers,"

I thought, "Lovely." That's the energy we need.

Ame, get a picture up.

All right, I got a picture here. Go on. Show us.

So, girls...

He does look like your old flame. He does.

Does he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but in real life, a lot better.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like all men are, though.

But Billy will wine and dine you. You know what I mean?

He'll take you to all these lovely restaurants.

But he's also... Not because I'm biased.

He's a lovely person. He's got a heart of gold.

Listen, all I want him to do is find a lovely girl just to...

Because he's... Honestly, he's lovely.

Well, it sounds like a few girls are interested in him, so...

# I'm running circles In my head now, baby

# Yeah, I think about you All the time

# Do I love you? Do I hate you?

# I think I'm borderline. #

OK, I'm just gonna cut to the chase.

I feel like you might be my friend's type.

No pressure. She's beautiful. She's beautiful.

I'm relying on you, here. HE CHUCKLES

Cheers, girls. Cheers, cheers. Cheers to my loves.

To the girls' night out.

To the single night out, but we're not single. No!

See, with me, as soon as I know when someone is for me...

Like, don't you know? I feel like you get that vibe straightaway.

Now I'm older, I do feel like when you know, you know. You do.

I don't wanna give you a big head, but I feel like

you could probably get anyone,

and that's why it's a bit harder for you.

You're like a walking filter. Oh, piss off.

Cos you can get anyone you want. No, I struggle, babe.

Yeah, but I feel like because people might feel intimidated by you

because you're perfect. No, I'm not.

No, I do really struggle. I'm not gonna lie.

Like, a lot of boys don't come up to me.

I'm just very... Especially where I've got Darla,

I just feel like I need someone who's, like, mature.

Would you like someone that's also got a child?

I think I'd actually prefer if someone did, so they can relate.

Yeah, I get you, I get you.

I think it would be nice to be with someone. Like, I wish...

I kinda wish James had a child because I feel like he would get it.

Even though he gets it now, but at the beginning it is...

Yeah, I think it would be quite nice.

I've known Diags for a really long time,

and I think that you're the one, I think that this is endgame. 100%.

Yeah. When you and him had this, like, weird break,

I said to Jordan, I was like, "They will get back together."

Yeah, I knew that we were always gonna get back together.

I just needed to prove my point,

and, like, as horrible as that sounds,

because I know he went through such a hard time,

we have come out better of it, so... Oh, Jodie, that's amazing.

Yeah! CHUCKLES

# Waiting for a star to fall

# Carry your heart into my arms That's where you belong... #

Have you looked? Cos I ain't.

I can't. I feel like I've never seen a geezer before.

That's how I feel.

That is so nice. Wait, my friends are over there.

Come here! Hello, baby! OK, darling?

ALL GREET EACH OTHER

You look beautiful. Thank you.

What's your name, darling? Ella.

Max. Nice to meet you. You look gorgeous.

Nice to meet you. And you.

You all right, yeah? I'm Dani.

I'm all right. So, this is... Do you know all these boys?

Well, no. I have been talking to Max and Tommy all night long.

And the other Tommy. Yeah, yeah.

Two Tommys. Have we got two Tommys?

We've got two Tommies. No, but when I say I have been belly laughing...

We've had a ball, in't we? We've had a right laugh.

I could tell. You screamed, "Baby!" No, I was like...

Whoo! LAUGHTER

How old are you all?

I'm 29. 29?

Oh, have a guess. Ooh, that's hard.

24. Oh, you got it spot on. You have got it spot on.

I'm just gonna cut it straight to the chase.

Go on. You are my type, hundred percent.

Oh, thank you. Go on. Tommy, you know what?

There's no point beating around the bush, is there? No, there's not.

What is it about me that you like? Go on, make my head big. Everything.

Everything? So... You know what? That's a man.

Tommy, see you, you're like up here right now.

I feel like you should swap places. Find it hard to give it away.

Do you wanna swap places? Come on, then. Let's swap places.

Not the switch! I'm standing! That's killed me!

That's... That's nice. Do you know what I think?

I think we should go off and let you two have a chat.

What?! Cos I love that.

No, I can see it blossoming. Come on, let's go.

Come on. Come on, Tommy. Come on, Max.

Come on, Ella. Come on. See you later. Have fun!

Why would you do that to me

when I said I don't want that to happen to me?!

Go on, girls! Tits and arse!

So, what do you do?

I play semi-pro football at the moment. Oh, do you?

Yeah. Erm, I invest in property, a property developer,

and I model as well on the side. Oh, unreal.

So you've got your toe in all the baskets. Yeah, yeah.

A busy guy. What's your favourite one out of all three?

That's definitely football. So are you, like, extra healthy?

Yeah, I'm into my fitness. Are you?

You've gotta be as well, surely? I feel like you go gym a lot.

I do actually go gym a lot.

But, well, don't look at me now, I've just had six sausage rolls.

Have you? Yeah!

I've always very much been, like,

when I'm in a relationship with someone

where I like to go out,

I don't want someone that's gonna get the hump with me

and be like, "Dani, stay in."

I want someone that's gonna come out with me. That's what I want.

Do you know what I mean? Mm. That's what I want as well.

It's just... It's hard to find, though.

Hundred percent, it is. But you've just gotta enjoy yourself. Yeah.

That's the best way to put it. Do things as well. Yeah, it's true.

You do seem very, like, secure in yourself.

You've gotta be. Listen... And confident.

I just feel secure with everything, so... Yeah.

What do you look for in a guy, then?

So, obviously, I've got a daughter. So, she's six.

So you need someone who's quite mature, family-orientated.

Yeah, mature, family-orientated, someone that is kind, good morals.

Do you know, just like, obviously, in this day and age,

I think I'm more to be born in, like, the old era.

Yeah, old love. That's what you're talking about.

I love, like, old Italian love. I'll be honest.

Do you know, like, passionate, strong love. Yeah, yeah.

Whereas I feel like nowadays, it's not like that. No.

What else do you like in someone?

Older, but you're still younger than what I usually go for,

but you seem quite mature, though. Yeah.

I feel like every boy that I've spoke to in here

has been 24 years old. Yeah.

And that is a problem for me. Gotta give me the chance, in't ya?

Well, I mean, you come over with confidence. I like that.

Gotta be straight to the point. You was to the point.

Even if there was ten of 'em, ten girls in the room,

still, 100%, I would have picked you.

The other ten might have been unreal.

Well, it don't matter. I know what I like.

Really? You're that secure in your decision, yeah?

I'm that confident. Love that.

That is a green flag. There you go.

But, yeah, do you wanna go out one time, then?

Yeah, course. Well, give me your Instagram,

and then, well, you add me, whatever you wanna do.

Yeah, I'll follow you, and then just message me. There you go.

No worries.

Make sure you follow me back. Don't leave me hanging.

I'll try. Perfect.

Amazing. Yeah?

We'll sort something out. OK, then. Enjoy your night.

Mwah. Lovely meeting you. You too, yeah?

See you later. See you later.

Well, Max, it's been so nice to meet you.

And we'll definitely stay in touch. Definitely. 100%.

Lovely to meet you. Bye, angel. See you soon.

Bye, darling. Have a nice evening. Thank you.

# Look at me and say "You looking for a man, baby?"

# I've got a man. #

# The only way is up. #

# I've got the feeling

# Come back to me... #

One, two, three, Dan! Woo-hoo! Whoo!

JUNAID: Mates rates. LAUGHTER

I can't believe I done my hair. I'll redo it for you.

Show us how it works, then. Come on, Jord.

You want the salt at the root, then hold... on the top.

Not the high key! JUNAID LAUGHS

I've gotta be honest, I'm loving being out with the boys.

Yeah, it's sick! Harry's out with the lads!

Like, I love youse all a lot,

and I never spend time with youse like this, and it's lovely.

Yeah, look at my barnet.

It's pissing down, and we all still look good. Yeah.

Oh! CHEERING

Here they come, look! Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Yeah, good to see you, lads. All the lads, all the lads!

Congratulations, Dan, by the way. Yeah, well done.

What a good turnout. Dan, what a good turnout.

Thanks for coming, boys, thanks for coming.

Well, we've met over... years ago? I've met you a few times, yeah.

Good addition to the group, I think.

I'm trying! I think he's fucking brilliant.

Boys, how good is it, though,

down here with the padel and all that?

You get right good people down here. Do you know how much...

how much calories you burn doing padel?

H, you play padel as well? I love it. I come here all the time.

Oh, really? Yeah, I come here all the time.

It's a social down here.

Last time I came, walked round the corner,

him, Amber, Courtney and Liv were playing padel.

The day before, I was phoning him with the hump about him dropping

the stuff at Ella's birthday. Oh, yeah.

Can you give me a cuddle? Cos I felt... I actually felt...

Careful, careful.

I know, but I actually felt really bad.

We spoke about it anyway. It's fine. No, but listen, you know...

You basically lit the firework that was already gonna go off.

It happens. It's done. If it weren't you saying something,

it would have been something else starting it.

It would have been someone else. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You got better looking, mate, in't ya?

Fine wine. It is, innit?

I'm trying. Same.

LAUGHTER

To be fair, that was next, that was next.

I know, I know.

You got a new bird from Bristol. I know, yeah.

He's done Essex. Now he's moved on.

I've completed Essex, yeah. LAUGHTER

You go out the area a little bit, you find some nice ones.

I've gotta be honest, listen.

Throughout my life, this boy here

has been the most protective, like, cousin I could have ever had.

Like, he has had my back. Yeah. I love you.

Like, love him. He's a good man.

I try.

Cousin Wills, who have you met in the group?

Yeah, Saff and Ella

come down to the garden centre the other day.

They was picking some flowers up.

One of the girls has passed their driving test.

Didn't know that was a thing.

It is when you failed it seven times. Yeah.

Met Ella. Yeah, she was lovely. Met Saff. I've known Saff for ages.

Yeah, just having a nice little catch-up.

My dad sorted their flowers out. Yeah, it was all right.

Got your eye on anyone? Are you...? You're single?

Yeah, single, mate. Newly single. Back in the scene, just trying...

Newly single? Yeah, newly single, three months.

Back in the game, but listen, I'm not rushing into nothing.

If something catches my eye, it's just one of them.

Like, I'm just... Yeah, just...

I've heard there might be a few rushing to you, though. I hope so.

I've heard there's been a few for you. Oh, really?

Who? Who? There's about three or four girls

that have come forward to me and gone, "Your cousin's fit."

I'm not chasing it. If it comes, it comes. Yeah, course.

I'm gonna try this new product out in my hair.

LAUGHTER

MUSIC: 'Rainbow' by ATRIP

Wait, have youse played padel before?

Never played padel. I've played table tennis.

Is it not tennis, though?

Well, I played table tennis as a kid.

What is the difference between padel and tennis?

I was just about to say that. The bat. What?

I think it's the bat. Yeah, but that looks like a tennis racquet to me.

What's the difference between a tennis racquet and a padel racquet?

Nah, a tennis racquet's got holes. That ain't got holes. Fair enough.

But I felt really bad for you at Dani's. I really did.

It's not like I didn't expect it, but I think it's one of them things

where me and Dani have no friendship,

and I don't see a friendship with her in the future,

I don't see anything like that.

We were, once upon a time, best friends.

There's no love lost my end.

I've moved on so far from my life since being friends with her.

And I didn't know whether to go or not when Saffron invited me,

but I thought, "Do you know what? Let me just do it."

As soon as I got there,

I could very clearly tell she did not want me there.

The thing is... Listen, why has the atmosphere got so bad again?

Cos it's gone from saying hi and bye to each other

to her completely doing a complete 360 again

to not wanting you around her.

It don't make sense. Nothing's happened.

I'm grown enough to know where I'm wanted and where I'm not.

Yeah, of course. And I'm gonna take responsibility

and remove myself from that situation.

What's happening, lads?

Hey! Nothing but respect,

nothing but respect, nothing but respect.

How are you, Diags? You OK?

Thanks for the invite.

Congratulations. Yeah, congrats. Thank you.

How are...? I was gonna say, how are things with you, Dan?

Yeah, good. You're all right, yeah?

It was a little bit mad the week of Ella's birthday,

when it all kicked off, which I weren't even there.

I stayed away so it wouldn't kick off, but...

It did anyway! ..it kicked off anyway.

Are you and Wills close?

I've literally met him properly today.

I've met him a few times over the years but nothing...

Rumour has it... What's the rumour?

..that Ella and Will are a bit flirty at the minute,

and he's brought her flowers. Oh, has he?!

Yeah, but listen, Fred, it's... The other day.

Between me and her, it's dead in the water.

It's... She loves flowers as well.

She loves flowers. She loves flowers.

50, sometimes, not enough. 50 not enough.

Do you think it's completely done with you and Ella? Oh, yeah, course.

It's been done for a long time.

And I think the problem where I've gone wrong over the past few months

is I feel like I've tried to be there for her

and be supportive of her and try and keep a friendship,

which has been hard for me to do, that's not been easy for me.

It's hard to be friends with an ex, innit?

But I think that made it worse because...

Whatever she's doing moving forward, listen, I wish her well with it.

Yeah. And listen, I don't know him well enough for it...

You wish her "Will" with it. I wish her "Will"!

LAUGHTER

Come here, you. Whoa! Get me a date, all right?

LAUGHTER

This is awkward. You all right?

You all right, Harry? You enjoy today? You OK?

Huh? Did you enjoy today?

Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, it was nice, weren't it?

Thanks. You OK?

Yeah, good. Yeah, good, thanks.

Listen, I think...

Obviously, it's been a year since, like, we've spoken,

and I think, from us, we never want to make you feel uncomfortable,

and we don't want to feel uncomfortable.

So much has gone... So much time has gone on,

we've given you space, and...

I think, from our point of view, I just think...

We just want to wish you well and not have awkward atmospheres

and just try and coexist. I never want...

We don't want you to feel awkward if we're anywhere.

Obviously, we're in a friendship group full of people.

Some people get along, some people don't.

We just never want you to feel uncomfortable when we're around.

We want you to be able to be yourself and have...

do whatever you would naturally, know what I mean?

We don't want to see you uncomfortable and awkward.

That's it. I hope you've enjoyed today.

OK. All right.

Thanks. Cool.

Enjoy yourselves. See you later.

WHISPERS: Oh, God.

Well, that was awkward. I know.

It was always gonna be awkward. Do you know what I mean? Oh, 100%.

It was never gonna be a conversation that was, like, gonna go down...

I don't think he knew what to say.

I'd never even think I'd say this, but...

..for the first time ever,

I looked at him and I felt sad about the situation like,

"Once upon a time, we was friends."

I think it would have been worse if we just walked past him

and completely ignored him, pretended he didn't exist.

Mm. I think we did the right thing.

Yeah. And maybe he might go home and...

He might be thinking the same as us. You don't know.

But all we can do is try, like we have,

and what will be will be.

SIGHS

Girls, I've literally just got in the car.

I've left Dan's event, and I bumped into Joe and Junaid and...

Oh, I don't know, it was so awkward because they was... They both...

Basically, Junaid was more talking, he was saying like...

..that he was, like, "Oh, let's not be uncomfortable about everything."

But I just...

It's just... It's really frustrating now

because literally all they both need to do is go...

"We know we've hurt you, we know we've upset you."

Babe, that was fucking someone that I loved

and someone that was my best friend.

Like, and they're both sitting there like,

"No, we don't want anything to be awkward."

No, just say sorry. Like, just... Ugh!

# Hold me like you know me

# Like the old days

# Take me home. #

Whoo!

That's it, Ella!

I'll get it, babes. Go on. Be a gentleman about it, Will.

Flirting? Like, surface-level flirting.

She knows I wanna move in with her, she knows I want kids,

but I wanna work on a slower timeline a little bit.

Seeing Harry the other day...

Maybe a year down the line, an apology might be a good thing.

It's from fucking Harry.

I'm gonna let youse talk about this.

You not talking about it? No.

Friendships, sometimes, just... they drift.

# The only-only-only-only

# Only-only-only-only

# The only is up, baby

# For you and me now

# The only is up, baby

# For you and me now. #

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