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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,200 and someone getting a mouthful. 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,680 The tans you see might be fake 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,280 but the people are all real, 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,480 although some of what they do 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,680 has been set up purely for your entertainment. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,640 Previously, on The Only Way is 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,720 - Oh my god, Mario! 8 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,200 - We call him Bentley. - Yeah? 9 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,360 - He's got the three day roll. 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,800 - Bentley he is! [laughs] 11 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,320 - You weren't right to give her a arch. 12 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,760 It hurts, but I cannot be with you. 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,640 - Oi, [mumbles] 14 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,560 - Do you know what [mumbles] is? 15 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,680 - What? 16 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:34,360 - You and Billy, that's fuckin' [mumbles]. 17 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,480 - [mumbles] 18 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,920 - She gets mean. 19 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,360 [jazz music] 20 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,960 [upbeat music] 21 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,000 - You know what, let 'em get on with it. 22 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,720 But I tell you what-- - But that's it though-- 23 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,600 - If I keep hearing things about that Ricky 24 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,960 talkin', like doing snidey things behind my back 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,200 and then lickin' my arse when he sees me, 26 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,880 I'm gonna put him in his place. 27 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,200 And I'll have a word with him next time I see him and all. 28 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,560 She found out I told you that we'd slept together 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,640 and she's just gone off on one basically. 30 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,040 I wasn't trying to make her look bad 31 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,800 that she got me round there and it was her intentions, 32 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,160 blah, blah, you know, it wasn't like that. 33 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,440 I did tell you the truth. 34 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,360 Like I said she was genuinely concerned about me 35 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,680 and, why are you laughing? 36 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,000 [stifled laughing] 37 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,600 - You are literally nonstop talking [mumbles]. 38 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,640 - You just done a huge speech then. 39 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,920 [laughing] 40 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:46,720 All you had to say is just tell me what's happened. 41 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,760 - Well I, basic, the long-- 42 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,040 - We just wanna know what happened. 43 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,360 - All right, I'm trying to get it out of my system. 44 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,520 - I know, I know. [laughing] 45 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,600 - At the end of the day, Lydia's just upset 46 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,920 because she doesn't want, she doesn't wanna make 47 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,760 she doesn't want people to think that she's lead me on, 48 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,440 but I've made-- [laughing] 49 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,920 What? 50 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,240 - I'm not laughing, he's laughing. 51 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,840 - Well, it's just this whole thing's well ridiculous, 52 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:06,960 it's got well out of hand. 53 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,160 - Yeah, but Arg what have I told you mate, 54 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,480 didn't I say one thing, I told you to move on, 55 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,360 I didn't tell you how, like I said, the law book. 56 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,480 - And I am. - And so move on. 57 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,360 - I am now, I'm happy today, I'm positive, 58 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,920 and I want to enjoy myself and have fun. 59 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,840 We got a free house for like, a week. 60 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,800 Just couch, PlayStation, phones, games. 61 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:22,720 - Guitars. 62 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,360 - Why don't you [mumbles], 63 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,120 lets fuckin' have a bit of fun, yeah? 64 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,600 [rock music] 65 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:34,320 - We're gonna get sprinkles, we're making Essex pancakes. 66 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,160 Should we make-- - Pink! 67 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,400 - You wanna make them pink? 68 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,240 - Yeah. 69 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,320 - What a great idea, yeah. 70 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,840 Put the pink in. 71 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,400 And then what else can we get to put on top of them? 72 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:46,440 - We can get, some chocolate spread. 73 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,880 - These are gonna be the most fattening pancakes in Essex. 74 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:50,880 Right? 75 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,480 Right, look for the marshmallows. 76 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,640 - There here mum. 77 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,640 - Good girl, we'll put those in. 78 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,560 Right, so you happy we've got everything. 79 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,720 - Yep. 80 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,520 - All right lets get these in. - Get this. 81 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,800 - Maybe we'll just drag it. 82 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,640 We needed to get a trolley really, we're silly. 83 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,400 - [Madison] I feel like a old lady holding it. 84 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,840 - [Chloe] I am an old lady. 85 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,680 - I am an old lady [mumbles]. 86 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,000 [knocking] 87 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,720 [mumbles] 88 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,040 - Hi! - You all right? 89 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,120 - You all right? - Yes, thank you. 90 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,360 - Good, I'm fine thank you babe. 91 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,360 - Come on in. - Is Lucy here? 92 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,960 - She is, she's always here. - Good. 93 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,160 Yeah I bet. [laughing] 94 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,600 - [Mario] You do realise Cara, that my offer has expired 95 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:31,560 but you come around yeah? 96 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,800 - What? 97 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:33,840 - What did you say? - I'm joking, I'm joking! 98 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:34,680 - I didn't even hear what you said, 99 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:35,520 what did you say? 100 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,800 - Probably better you didn't. 101 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,160 - What, what did you say then mug? 102 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:38,960 - This is Bentley. 103 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:39,840 - Hello Bentley. 104 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,800 Can I hold him? 105 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,960 - Course you can. - Yeah. 106 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,200 - He cries all the time. 107 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,800 - So you all right with me popping over? 108 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,640 - Yeah? 109 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,120 - Yeah, why would I care? 110 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,160 - Good, and everything is all right with you and Luce now? 111 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,720 - Yeah, [mumbles]. 112 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,760 You don't have to apologise, you're in an 113 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,120 awkward position as well. 114 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,320 It was out of order, so. 115 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,240 - Hey Cara! 116 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,920 - Hello gorgeous! 117 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,000 - You okay? - She was talking to the dog. 118 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:00,840 - Fine, how are you? 119 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,240 [laughing] - Yeah I was. 120 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,040 Bentley! - Ain't he lovely. 121 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,440 - Hello baby, excuse me. 122 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,200 - He's like your little baby. 123 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,800 - He actually is a little baby. 124 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,760 It is making us stay in more, definitely. 125 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,040 - Yeah it will do. 126 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:13,920 - Like we didn't come to Sugarhut the other night, 127 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,840 how was it, is there any gossip? 128 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,040 - Loads of gossip Luce. 129 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:17,880 - What? 130 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,720 - Had a little kiss with Ricky, but-- 131 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,320 - You kissed Ricky? - I kissed Ricky. 132 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,840 - You kissed Ricky? - I kissed Ricky. 133 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:24,920 - Shut up! 134 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,840 - Not like a full on snog or anything, 135 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,120 just like a kiss. 136 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,880 - I thought Ricky was gay. 137 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,880 - What! [laughing] 138 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,720 - I heard Ricky was gay. 139 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,640 - Well I hope not. 140 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,480 [laughing] 141 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,440 - So do I for your sake! 142 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,440 - Really? 143 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,720 No I don't think so. - No, sweet. 144 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,560 - I don't think so. 145 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,600 - Did he kiss like a gay guy? 146 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,400 - I don't know, [mumbles]. 147 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,240 - Well, yeah. 148 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,800 [laughing] 149 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:43,840 - Well my brothers ended up flipping out. 150 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,040 - I probably would as well, to be honest. 151 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,280 - Would you? 152 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,640 - If I saw my sister getting with someone else. 153 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:48,320 - This is what I was gonna ask you though, would you? 154 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,080 - Yeah. - Would you? 155 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,320 - Brothers are protective. 156 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,000 - Have you heard from Ricky since? 157 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,000 - Yeah yeah yeah. 158 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,080 - Has he asked you out on a date? 159 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,120 - No. - No? 160 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,720 - Not yet, no, not yet like I know. 161 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,000 - [Lucy] Do you want to? 162 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,520 - Yeah I suppose I do. 163 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,520 Suppose I can't kiss him and then say no I don't wanna date. 164 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,480 [laughing] 165 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,360 - True. 166 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,840 [rock music] 167 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,040 - Right, chilli powder. 168 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,800 - Tabasco sauce, that looks nice. 169 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,200 - There you are, good. 170 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,200 What are you watching? 171 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,720 - Not much just clicking through. 172 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,400 - That looks good that film dunnit? 173 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,320 [laughing] 174 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,280 What's happening? 175 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,240 - Not much, what are you saying? 176 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,440 [laughing] - You're worrying me. 177 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,960 What's the matter, you come across so weird. 178 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,800 - Nothing. 179 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,960 - [Diags] What's happening. 180 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,920 - What's happening mate. - What's happening. 181 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,920 Bacon sandwiches. - Aw, buzzin'! 182 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,240 - The thick the fat and the ugly. 183 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,520 - Hold on boys. 184 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,800 - Sweet, so what we gonna do then. 185 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,920 - I don't know man. 186 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,280 Maybe later on, just like... 187 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,760 [laughing] 188 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,720 - You put fuckin' chilli in my sandwich. 189 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,240 I'm not fick! 190 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,800 - [mumbles] why are you such a fuckin' idiot? 191 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,200 - I know every trick in the book. 192 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,400 - You eat everything else but you don't eat a fuckin-- 193 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,800 - I can full feel shit, now I'll have that one. 194 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,640 And you can give me that, thank you. 195 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,360 [laughing] 196 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,880 - All right now I got a fuckin' chilli sandwich. 197 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,040 - No, I'll tell you what we'll do, 198 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,200 I'll tell you what we'll do for banter, yeah, 199 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:17,480 we'll do ching chang walla, and whoever loses, 200 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,520 has to eat one, come on that's fair innit. 201 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,280 - Right. - Shake, you two shake. 202 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,160 - Sweet. - Me and Joe shake. 203 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,040 - Why is it, horrible mate. 204 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,160 - [laughs] put that down! - All right. 205 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:26,960 Ching chang walla. 206 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:27,800 - All right comin' in. 207 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,800 - Ching chang walla! 208 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,360 - Boom, oh! - Oh you lost bruv! 209 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,760 - You lost! - You lost bruv! 210 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,400 - Double whammy. - Eat one of them mate. 211 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,720 Eat one of them Diags, you mug. 212 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,720 Eat it now! 213 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:40,720 - And he made most of it as well. 214 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,520 - Eat it, eat it! - Oh! 215 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,840 [laughing] 216 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,800 - I don't know what happened last night. 217 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,080 - I keep going through like the night-- 218 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,520 - I know, yeah. - In my head. 219 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,880 It's your fault. 220 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:52,720 - I know. [laughing] 221 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,920 I know a little bit is my fault. 222 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,440 But it's just when its in front of me, 223 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,040 I know and I'm drunk and we're all round the table, 224 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,960 like as much as her fault, it's Ricky's fault as well. 225 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,960 - Yeah I know. - The next time I see him 226 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,160 I'll have a chat with him about it. 227 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,440 - [Billi] Yeah. 228 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,680 - Because it's boys code, you just don't do that. 229 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,040 - I think you having a go at Cara last night 230 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,520 didn't really help the situation for me and you though. 231 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,520 - Yeah I know. 232 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,720 - Does she know that you're here? 233 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,240 - I think she's gone to Lucy's actually, so no. 234 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,600 - Mhmm. - I know. 235 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,400 - I just think she thinks, and we're like, 236 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,760 we've known each other for years. 237 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,640 - [Tom] Mhmm. 238 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,040 - But she probably don't think nothing will come of it. 239 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,520 - But we'll see what happens. 240 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,480 Ay? 241 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,600 - Why worry now? 242 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,800 - Yeah, why worry now? 243 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,400 - I feel like I'm taking a risk a little bit. 244 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,120 With, not with you. 245 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,400 But more with Cara. 246 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,240 - You wanna take a risk every now and then, yeah? 247 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,560 - [mumbles] 248 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,760 [laughing] 249 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,160 But more of a risk with Cara, like I feel like 250 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,160 am I pushing that friendship barrier with her? 251 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,480 - I don't know, like you know her differently to me, 252 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,840 don't you? - Yeah. 253 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,400 I'm gonna talk to her and sort everything out. 254 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,640 And see, you know, how she feels about everything 255 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,000 that's going on. - Yeah definitely. 256 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:56,840 That's the best thing to do innit? 257 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:57,640 - Yeah. 258 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,600 [electronic music] 259 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,400 - What about Ricky at the party? 260 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,360 - Oh no. 261 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,240 - He was such a flirt. - I know! 262 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,840 - Did he flirt with you? - No! 263 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:09,840 [laughing] 264 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,400 Anyway he thought I was you! - Yeah! 265 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,480 I think Cara's really into him. 266 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,800 - Yeah. 267 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,920 - Then like, apparently Lauren fancies him as well. 268 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,280 - Yeah, hmm. 269 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,640 I think he's gonna end up falling out with them all 270 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,760 the way he's going, because I think what he's gonna do, 271 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,320 he's gonna chat up Cara. - Mm. 272 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,600 - Take her out, and then obviously he's gonna have, 273 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,680 I don't know, maybe Lauren on the side or something 274 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:27,680 and I just don't think it's gonna work. 275 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:28,800 - Yeah. 276 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,920 - I don't know if we can take it. 277 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,200 And what, with Arg and Lydia's situation, 278 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,520 I think I gotta run away from Essex! 279 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,400 - I know, exactly, that's how I feel. 280 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,160 - I can't believe your hair actually, 281 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,160 every time I look at you. [laughs] 282 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,480 - Oh my god. - It can't be that bad. 283 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,920 - I've had so many comments. 284 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,760 Carol, Carol's daughter, Carol's lost child. 285 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,120 - Don't give me any more, I've got four. 286 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,480 - I know, and I think to myself, god 287 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,760 good job I'm not bloody Carol's like daughter in law. 288 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,720 [laughing] That'd be a bit weird. 289 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:51,920 Wouldn't it? - That's all right. 290 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,400 No it looks really nice, how you coping with it? 291 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,760 - Do you know what, I love it. 292 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,840 - And it's really easy. - I think it's so much easier 293 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,800 like to blow dry, to style, and it-- 294 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,880 - You look so much younger. - Yeah. 295 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,680 - Oh Carol, it's you! - Hi! 296 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,640 - You was in there a long time. 297 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,920 - Give it ten minutes. 298 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,520 [laughing] 299 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,800 - Billie! - Billie! 300 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,160 [laughing] 301 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,240 She's still the lady. 302 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,200 I'm glad she has had her hair cut the same way! 303 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,480 [laughing] 304 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:18,960 - You all right? 305 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,600 - Hi yeah, what can I get you? 306 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,040 - Can I get a latte. - Mhmm. 307 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,640 - With some chocolate sprinkled on top. 308 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,240 [laughing] 309 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,080 - Anything else? 310 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,160 - No that'd be it, thanks. 311 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,520 Have a good one. 312 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,320 You up babe, you all right? 313 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,440 You still on for tonight? 314 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,640 Just a couple of drinks, yeah? 315 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,280 All right lovely, go on I'll see you tonight. 316 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,520 All right, bye bye, bye. 317 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,240 - Nah, I just feel like, I feel like I was 318 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,920 really lookin' forward to 2012, 319 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,960 - Yeah. 320 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,360 - But I don't feel like, I just dunno, 321 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,160 I just don't feel like I've gone off to a good start. 322 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,120 - Really? 323 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:04,960 - Yeah. 324 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,800 - Why? 325 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,600 - I don't know. 326 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,200 Just lonely in my house. 327 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,440 But like Joey's got Diags round, 328 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,400 and his mates round all the time. 329 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,560 I've got Chloe. 330 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,680 - Mhmm. 331 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,200 - But Chloe's got her own life. 332 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,040 - Yeah. 333 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,880 - And like now Mum not there, it's just 334 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,000 I just feel like I'm becoming like a woman. 335 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,040 - Aw, don't get upset, you're making me want to cry. 336 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,400 [sad laughing] 337 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,840 - I just feel like, I don't know. 338 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,720 I just feel like I've got no one to talk to. 339 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:34,680 - Aw, babe. 340 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,200 - There's no one there. 341 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,800 Like, who I can just pick up the phone who's like 342 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,560 just there for me. 343 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,120 - There's nothing wrong with that, honestly. 344 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,680 I think you worry too much and like I'm always here, 345 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,040 you can come the flat any time you want. 346 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:49,880 - I know. 347 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,080 - Honestly. - Thank you. 348 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,480 - Don't feel like you're putting me out. 349 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:53,520 Don't ever feel like you're on your own, 350 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,320 if you ever feel like this just ring me. 351 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,880 - I feel like I've got so much time on my hands 352 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,160 that I need to start doin' something. 353 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,080 - Yeah, I wish I had time on my hands, god. 354 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,240 - That's what I mean, obviously your, 355 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,800 like you got your shop and stuff so. 356 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,840 - Yeah, I think we should something, 357 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,440 make a pact so that way once a week or twice a week-- 358 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,040 - Maybe I need a little-- - That's it. 359 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,320 - Spruce up in the shop. - Yeah! 360 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,760 - Get my teeth whitened. - Spray tan. 361 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,280 - HD brows. - That's what we'll do. 362 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,560 HD brows. 363 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,080 - That's what I might do, just a new me. 364 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,160 - Yeah, course you can. 365 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,680 Come in and feel better. 366 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,400 I've wrote a letter to Kate Middleton to come down. 367 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:24,680 - The princess? [laughing] 368 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,480 Princess Kate? - Yeah. 369 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,800 - Where'd you sent it to? 370 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,760 - No I'm joking, no I would love her to come down 371 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,920 that would be lovely, amazing. 372 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,720 - Oh wouldn't it? - Yeah. 373 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,840 I think she's so stunning. 374 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,280 I'd like to give her a nice spray tan. 375 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,800 - Yeah, take five years. - I think that could look good 376 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,680 that's it. - Give her like, 377 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,520 a little bit of Essex. 378 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,440 - Give her the Essex look. 379 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,640 I'm sure she'll love it. 380 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,920 - Oh, that'd be so good for you. 381 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:46,320 - Yeah. [laughs] 382 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,880 - 17, 18, 14. 383 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,360 [choking] 384 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,640 [laughing] 385 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,040 - Oh, oh! 386 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,080 - Crunch 'em, there you go. 387 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,560 Your mouth has got more [mumbles]. 388 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,840 [laughing] 389 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,160 Oh my god, how much is that, 21? 390 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,240 - 22. 391 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,560 - 22 yeah, put one in there look. 392 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,880 [laughing] 393 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,800 - Ooh! 394 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,400 - [Joey] Get away from me. 395 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,400 - Right, I'm feeling a tent of teddies. 396 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,920 - I love rolling around in a tent of teds. 397 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,760 - Come on then. 398 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,720 [laughing] 399 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,760 Wait, wait, wait. 400 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,680 - Wait I need more teddies in here. 401 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,040 [farting] - Oh! 402 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,320 [laughing] 403 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,560 [grunting] 404 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,440 Seriously! 405 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,520 That's not how you play tent of teddies! 406 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,080 - Nanny Brighton! 407 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,720 - Oh James, what are you doing? 408 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,400 Mummy said, would I have a look in on you? 409 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,720 - Do you want to get me out of here please? 410 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,920 - Who's in there? 411 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,640 Oh dear. 412 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,440 - [Arg] How come you've left Brighton to come and see me? 413 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,320 - Just to make sure-- - Okay. 414 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,600 - That you're behaving yourself. 415 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,160 Well what can I say now? 416 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,600 [laughing] 417 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,600 Can't say anything can I? 418 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,840 - I mean Nanny, I'm 24 years old. 419 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,120 - Oh are you? 420 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,440 Oh dear, well that time went a bit fast didn't it? 421 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,720 [laughing] 422 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,960 - Cupcakes. - Ooh lovely Lyd. 423 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,440 Ooh they look gorgeous. 424 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,960 - I've decided I no longer want to speak like an Essex girl. 425 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,560 - What you talkin' about? 426 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,760 - I just really want my next man to be like, 427 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,760 instead of being like, oh come on love, 428 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,800 I'll take you down Sugarhut for a pint! 429 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,160 I want him to be like, oh Lydia, 430 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,640 let's go to the museum or go see the opera. 431 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,680 - So what have you actually investigated? 432 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,560 - I've investigated into elocution lessons. 433 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,760 - Elocution lessons? 434 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,800 - Yes. [laughs] 435 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,080 - Come on, practise. 436 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,480 - So like, instead of sayin' you all right Mum? 437 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,680 How you doin'? 438 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,800 I'll be like Hello mother, how is one today? 439 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,720 [laughing] 440 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,480 - His family, if he's really posh, 441 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,680 they go oh what's your name? 442 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,840 And you go oh, my name's Lydia, how do you do? 443 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,280 How, how do you do? 444 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,840 And then you say would you like to meet my family? 445 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,560 Then what? 446 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,120 - You've got to practise! 447 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,120 Oh my god, can you imagine? 448 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,840 - It'll be like meeting the Fockers, won't it! 449 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,680 - It will. 450 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,480 - How now brown cow. 451 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,640 [laughing] 452 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,280 - You sound like a whale, mum! 453 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,920 - How now brown cow! - Hello! 454 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,640 - Hiya, how you doin' babes? 455 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,840 - Hello! 456 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,080 - I hope you don't mind, I just wanted to pop in 457 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,280 and introduce myself. 458 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,880 I'm literally opening up an academy, 459 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,240 a hairdressing academy. - Yeah. 460 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,520 - Just at the top of the road. 461 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,200 - Actually, probably do something to mine, Lydia. 462 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,240 What do you think? 463 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,240 - Well, you've got a lovely head of hair. 464 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,360 - It's good today, isn't it Bobby? 465 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,560 - It's beautiful. - Absolutely fantastic. 466 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,520 - I love it, nice little curl goin' on the end. 467 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,920 - I'm going to leave it to you. 468 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,600 - You've done it beaut, you manage it well. 469 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,920 - Thank you darlin'. 470 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,520 - You really look like Gok Wan. 471 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,920 - I get that a hell of a lot, everyone stops me. 472 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,600 - Doesn't he look like Gok Wan? 473 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,600 - Better lookin' though, Lyd. 474 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,640 - Yeah, better lookin' than Gok Wan. 475 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,440 - Much better lookin' than Gok Wan. 476 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,800 - Aw, thank you. 477 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,120 - Well I'm so happy you're gonna bring a bit of life 478 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:02,960 to us, isn't he? 479 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,080 - Yeah, oh look, here we go. 480 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,840 Here's a welcome cupcake Bobby. 481 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,000 - Hey, we got one here honey. - Oh, thank you. 482 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,760 - No that one dropped on the floor. 483 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,680 - Oh do you still fancy that one? 484 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,200 - I don't mind, [mumbles]. 485 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,360 - She's trying to poison you already! 486 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,400 There you go, you can have a fresh one. 487 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,200 - Thank you hun. - Welcome Bob. 488 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,200 - That's lovely. 489 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,040 - And I'm so glad we're neighbours. 490 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080 I want us to go out as well! 491 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,480 - Defo, we'll go out, have a few drinks. 492 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,920 - I like your style! 493 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,400 - Love it, Gay best friend? 494 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:30,320 - Yeah. [laughing] 495 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,560 - I left Sugarhut with Tom. 496 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,600 - Yeah. 497 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,760 - Went home though, like weren't nothing. 498 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,720 - What so you went home together? 499 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,120 - Yeah, we left together. 500 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,360 - Did you go home together though? 501 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,920 - No, I went home. 502 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,880 - Bill, are you lying? 503 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,040 - I did, I went home. 504 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,400 - Did ya? 505 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,920 - Yeah! 506 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,360 - Okay. 507 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,840 I just don't believe you. 508 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,520 [laughing] 509 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,720 - I won't lie to ya. 510 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,720 - I've just never ever seen the signs of it. 511 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,240 Like, we go out us three all the time. 512 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,200 I've never ever spotted like, you know, 513 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,000 Tom fancies you and you fancy Tom. 514 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,000 [laughing] 515 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,280 It's like one minute I'm like yes, 516 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,200 I'm like gonna have like Billi round all the time, 517 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,240 even though you're round all the time anyway, 518 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,040 but like it's going to be different, 519 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,320 and then the next minute I'm thinking, 520 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,840 this is going to cause me ag. 521 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,520 It's just like, even silly little things, 522 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,680 down to me having a conversation with you about, 523 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,000 you know, girls have a little chat about me and you would-- 524 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,360 - Like sex talk and that? 525 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,240 - I don't wanna know about you and Tom. 526 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,160 - Well I won't tell ya. 527 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,640 - Yeah but I do wanna know! 528 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,920 [laughing] 529 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,000 - That's the thing, you don't wanna know, 530 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,520 but you do. 531 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,800 - It is the thing, I do wanna know, but I don't wanna know. 532 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:39,080 - All right, let's, we're taking it slow, yeah? 533 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,600 Step by step. - Yeah. 534 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,400 - If you wanna know, I'll tell you, 535 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,800 if you don't I won't. 536 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,560 But, the thing what I don't wanna happen is 537 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,600 things become weird between me and you. 538 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,280 I know the situation's weird, but what, 539 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,280 like I don't wanna fall out with you, you know. 540 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,920 - Listen Bill, we're never ever gonna fall out. 541 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,240 If you wanna go out with Tom, you go out with Tom, 542 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,200 but I think it'll work so much better 543 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,280 if I've got a boyfriend too! 544 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,880 - Yeah, do me a right favour. 545 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,000 - I just don't think it's gonna work if I'm single 546 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,120 and yous two are together. 547 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,560 - Yeah. 548 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,520 - But, I don't know. 549 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,640 [upbeat music] 550 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,600 - Essex pancake day is all about 551 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,720 accessorising your pancake. 552 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,360 A heart for that, that. 553 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,800 You got spray, you can spray it. 554 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,720 - Right so I'm gonna flip this now. 555 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,120 - Oh my god I'm scared. 556 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:30,960 - Me too. 557 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,880 - Be careful. 558 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,480 [screaming] 559 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,800 - Yay! 560 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,360 - Well done, You're such a good tosser Georgina! 561 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,680 [laughing] 562 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,600 - Oh, that's nice. - That's a good one. 563 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,720 - That's lovely, that looks really expensive that one. 564 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,160 - It does look exquisite. - Yeah. 565 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,560 Don't you want a bit? 566 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,800 Don't you want my vajazzled pancake? 567 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,120 - Right so, Lauren. 568 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:54,960 - Mhmm. 569 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,520 Question. [giggling] 570 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,720 Question. - Yeah. 571 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,240 - Do you know what pancake day is for? 572 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,680 Like why we celebrate it? 573 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,240 - Well, I reckon it's something to do with 574 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:09,120 someone with a surname pancake, maybe. 575 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,280 - You're not really getting it, are ya? 576 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,560 - No. 577 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,600 - Basically it means that pancakes' day is 40 days 578 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,480 before Easter - Oh. 579 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,200 - And people who are religious. 580 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:24,680 I think it's Catholic, they do that what is it? 581 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,880 Yead or ead, or something like that thing? 582 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,120 No Zen, Len! 583 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,000 - Lent! 584 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,120 - Lent! - Lent. 585 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,960 - Yeah, and then they give up something. 586 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,400 In the olden days they used to use all their good stuff 587 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,560 on pancake day and then not eat for 40 days. 588 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,840 - What, so in the olden days, eggs and flower 589 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,840 was considered good stuff? 590 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,640 - Probably, 'cause they had nothing, did they? 591 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,120 It was like, they used to keep-- 592 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,760 - That's the stuff you make cakes and that with isn't it? 593 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,280 Like with flour? - It's good stuff. 594 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,200 - Yeah but like, in this day and age, I don't really 595 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,280 have an interest in all that religious stuff, you know? 596 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,800 - No it's all about the new stuff. 597 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,160 This is a new religion, new pancake day. 598 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,360 - Mm. 599 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,640 - Pancake day is about-- - Glittery pancake day. 600 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,800 - Yeah. - It's Essex pancake day. 601 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,160 - Like celebrating being from Essex. 602 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,600 That's what it should be all about. 603 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,560 - What's happenin' babe you alright? 604 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,280 Listen, I'm runnin' ten minutes late, 605 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,400 so I'll see you soon yeah. 606 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:31,440 That all right yeah, cool babe, see you soon. 607 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,280 [groovy music] 608 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,400 [laughing] 609 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,720 - It's lovely to have you. 610 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,280 - Oh yeah it's nice to see you anyhow. 611 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,960 - It's a long while since we've see one another, innit. 612 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,040 - I mean it was Arg's birthday. 613 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:48,880 - I know. 614 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,760 - Here you go girls. - Oh my! 615 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,240 - Don't say I don't treat ya. 616 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,720 - Ooh, my goodness me. - That's lovely. 617 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,600 - Take your picture, It won't happen. 618 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,720 - Cheers mate. - Cheers! 619 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,320 Oh thank you. - Cheers, everyone. 620 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,720 - Cheers. 621 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:02,920 - Cheers Joey. 622 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,360 - It's so pointless, I mean pancake day, 623 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,640 it's the most pointless day of the year. 624 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,080 - You guys been down Romford Arcadiar lately? 625 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,400 - Yeah, we've actually bin down there the other day. 626 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,480 - Have you taken any other girls there on dates? 627 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,320 - No, kinda went bad last time. 628 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,720 - No, I have, you getting jel? 629 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,160 - Oh my god, you cheated on us at Romford Arcadia? 630 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,560 - I knew yous two thought it was a date, that's why. 631 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,000 - It was so a date Joey. 632 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,800 - Yeah I know, I know you did. 633 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,160 - But now I've heard that you think I'm boring. 634 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,000 Moody, pointless. 635 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,640 Mrs. Pointless, Why? 636 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,040 Yeah, but I don't understand like, I get the moody thing 637 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,560 but why pointless? 638 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,680 Why call me that? 639 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,240 That's not nice. 640 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,160 - I know, the word Mrs. Pointless it's like it's a nickname. 641 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,080 I'm not saying you're pointless, you're not pointless, 642 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,080 obviously, no one's point-- 643 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,360 - Well the more you call me that, 644 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,640 you call me Miss pointless. - Yeah because you-- 645 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,040 - So obviously you do think that I'm pointless. 646 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:57,880 - Yeah, because yous, because you was being 647 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,080 horrible that night. 648 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,760 It's like you're always negative all the time. 649 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,800 It is like it's you're always negative. 650 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,200 - Actually, I'm a really positive person. 651 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,160 But you don't know me well enough 652 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,880 to call me moody and stuff. 653 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,160 - I do, I took you out on like a little meal thing-- 654 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,040 - Meal? 655 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,600 - All right popcorn turnout. 656 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,920 [laughing] 657 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,400 It was nice though, weren't it. 658 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,280 - Mm. 659 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,240 [rock music] 660 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,920 [laughing] 661 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,720 - [Arg] You've had one sip and you're drunk already. 662 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,200 - Thank goodness for that. 663 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,720 [laughing] 664 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,640 - Oh no, Nanny Brighton's drunk. 665 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,320 - Oh, what a cheek! 666 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,600 [laughing] 667 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,200 - Nanny Brighton's really drunk. 668 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,440 - Why are you drunk after a few, 669 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,800 You been drinking all day, ain't ya? 670 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,120 - No, I have not, two glasses I'm away. 671 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,160 - Three. 672 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,760 - Oh, why are you-- 673 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,800 - I'm counting. - Oh, she's counting! 674 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,600 - What's happenin' Arg, you alright? 675 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,440 What's happenin' mate, you good? 676 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,480 Hi Jess, nice to meet ya. 677 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,680 I've gotta go 'cause I'm late already. 678 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,120 - Who's that? 679 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,280 - Cold? 680 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,360 - What time do you call this? 681 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,800 - Sorry I'm late. 682 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,840 - You all right? 683 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,240 - It's chilly. 684 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,280 You've started to drink without me I see? 685 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,520 - Yeah. 686 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,680 - Not gonna get me anything? 687 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,760 - No, I'm definitely not gonna get you one, 688 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,240 you go and get me one. 689 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,560 - A beer with some lime, if possible. 690 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,640 - What's like an ideal boob size for you? 691 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,160 - You know what, you feel 'em sometimes and-- 692 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,800 - When did you ever feel boob jobs? 693 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,880 - Have you ever felt a pair of boobs? 694 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,680 - Yeah! [laughing] 695 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,760 - Yeah. 696 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,600 - Natural ones, obviously, they're like 697 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,440 more squidgeyer, 698 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,720 - Yeah. 699 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,960 - And then like sometimes they're a bit harder. 700 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,400 - Yeah, but some people get, some people, 701 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,280 like some people get them made, don't they, to be harder, 702 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,120 so they wake up going like that. 703 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,480 - Like solid, yeah. 704 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,160 - They go like that and their boobs just go like this. 705 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,280 And some of 'em be like this. 706 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,920 You go like that, they'll be like this. 707 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,760 [laughing] 708 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,840 Do you know what I mean? 709 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,680 Innit? - What like saggy? 710 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,920 Boob jobs would never do that. 711 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,360 - I like it as long as they're not like drooping into, 712 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,480 they look like a dog's face. 713 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,720 You know what I mean like-- - Oh, like a bulldog? 714 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,240 - Yeah like that, it's like drooping down 715 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,360 or it's like ski slope-- 716 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,480 - What a boob that looks like a dog face? 717 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,200 - Or a ski slope, so it goes [whooshing]. 718 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,640 - Aw mate. - No, you don't want that. 719 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,120 What there's nothing there and then just tit underneath? 720 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,760 - Yeah it goes-- 721 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,960 - Why have you ever had that? 722 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:25,560 - And then the nipple's there, and you're like, 723 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,560 why are you there? 724 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,880 You're meant to be like there man. 725 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,880 - See I've got the opposite, my nipples are so high. 726 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,720 - So you've got cliffs. 727 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,360 - Yeah, I've got cliffs! [laughs] 728 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,920 - You've got diving boards? 729 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,160 - I've got diving boards! 730 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,840 - You've got diving boards, I didn't realise. 731 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,960 [laughing] 732 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,760 - They're always doing this. 733 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,720 - Tip of the iceberg. 734 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,640 - Who's in America then? 735 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,240 - What's the matter? - What? 736 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,080 - What's the matter? 737 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,360 - No, nothing. 738 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,320 - Why are you bothered? 739 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,120 - I wonder who he's come to meet. 740 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,760 - Well, I'm sure it's not Lydia. 741 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,520 - I had the weirdest dream once, that someone 742 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,080 was gonna say I was gonna meet this girl, 743 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,360 - Yeah. 744 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,040 - With the initials KC, so I got it tattooed on me. 745 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:19,880 - KC? 746 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,760 - Mm. 747 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,880 - Really? 748 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,720 - Is that your name? 749 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,160 - No, mine's CK. - Is it? 750 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,440 Oh shit, CK. 751 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,280 - How's your luck that you've only met me. 752 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,200 - 'Cause, normally I call you Kilby Cara. 753 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,520 - Do ya? 754 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,800 - Yeah, all the time. 755 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,280 What's happening Kilby Cara? 756 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,560 - No, you don't. - Yeah. 757 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,800 - That would be so weird if my name was Kilby Cara. 758 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,960 I've got a tattoo. 759 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,360 - Why haven't I seen it, Whereabouts is this? 760 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,480 - It's not rude actually, it's just here. 761 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,840 - Right, so is it I show me, and you show yours? 762 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,280 - Another wine? 763 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,360 - It's not just that, I'm not just worried 764 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,600 whether he's meeting Lydia or not. 765 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,640 - Why, what you worried about? 766 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,520 - I've been waiting to see him, ain't I, 767 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,880 call him up on a few things. 768 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,680 - Why? 769 00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,520 He's not done anything. 770 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,880 - He has, Jess. 771 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,280 - Listen, at the end of the day, right, 772 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,240 you're not with Lydia and they're old family friends, 773 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,480 they're gonna talk. 774 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,640 - Jess, that's fine, it's none of my business. 775 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,680 - Obviously that night-- 776 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720 - That's fine, no, but that's fine, 777 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,200 I can understand that, I've got no say, 778 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,520 he can do whatever he wants, she can do whatever she wants. 779 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,960 Don't start coming up to me saying hello to me, 780 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,040 and in the past making out he's my mate 781 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,840 bantering me, buying me drinks, and stuff like that 782 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,600 and then behind my back flirting with the girl 783 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,000 I've just broken up with after 4 years, 784 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,680 or potentially saying he wants to try it on with her. 785 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:27,920 - Was he flirtin'? 786 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,400 - Yeah, he has been flirting, yeah. 787 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,360 - So why are you attracted to me? 788 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,280 - I never said I was. 789 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,400 - Really? 790 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:44,120 So why are we having this romantic drink? 791 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,320 - No, I'm only joking. 792 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,520 - See, I know. 793 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,560 - I can't believe I kissed you in the middle of Sugarhut. 794 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,880 - You did kiss me, it's true. 795 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,920 - No, you bit my face. 796 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,320 - And then you kissed me. - Which is weird. 797 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,640 - It's not weird. - That is weird. 798 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,440 - It's not, it obviously worked. 799 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,960 'Cause after the bite. 800 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,920 - You went in for the kiss. 801 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,120 - You got the kiss. 802 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,240 It will happen again though. 803 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,680 - Really? 804 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,240 We'll see, I've just had my lips done, so I'm not sure. 805 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,360 - Let me see. 806 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,720 - Are they more kissable now? 807 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,160 Mate, I can't stop smiling. 808 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,840 - You gotta stop smiling, it's better off. 809 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,280 Do you want me to tell you a trick to stop smiling? 810 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,720 Right, come here. 811 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,320 Put your hands like that, this is to stop smiling. 812 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,920 Right ready, you need to close your eyes. 813 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,640 'Cause this is for your lips don't forget. 814 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,680 Now just relax, right, see now you've stopped smiling. 815 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,680 See! 816 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,600 - You are such an idiot! 817 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,400 I knew what you were gonna do! 818 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,680 - How do you stop smiling! 819 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,000 No, do you know what, I never thought that'd work. 820 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,400 Someone told me it didn't work, thought I'd try it. 821 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,920 - Just keep calm, right. 822 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,680 Oh, I don't know. 823 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,520 - He'll be alright? 824 00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,480 - Will he be alright? 825 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,320 - Yeah. 826 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,160 - Sure? 827 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,760 - Yeah, he'll be alright. 828 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,440 - I don't think that would ever make me-- 829 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,040 - It would help you, have you tried it? 830 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,520 Whenever you get angry at me try it 831 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,000 and I guarantee it works. 832 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,000 - You alright? 833 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,040 - What's happening mate, you alright? 834 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,360 - Yeah, Cara would you give me 2 minutes? 835 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,200 Literally Jess, Nanny Pat and Nanny Brighton 836 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,000 are just around the corner. - Yes darlin', course I will. 837 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,000 Is that alright? 838 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,960 - Of course it is. 839 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:19,760 - Cheers. 840 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,240 - It's all right babe. 841 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,200 - James? 842 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,040 What's happenin' mate? 843 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,080 - Right, listen. 844 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,560 Lydia's not my girlfriend at this moment in time 845 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,800 so she's free to do whatever she wants. 846 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,280 Even if I wanna say something I can't 847 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,200 'cause shes not my girlfriend, I've got no right to. 848 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,960 And even though I know you as an acquaintance 849 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,560 I wouldn't particularly say you was a mate. 850 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,560 - Best mate, yeah. 851 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,960 - The thing that bugs me Rick is, 852 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,720 and I don't just hear it, I see it, 853 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,760 is you're flirting with Lydia non-stop, 854 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,840 and not just that, Rick, I also hear that 855 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,000 you're making snidey comments to people like Joey and Diags 856 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,360 sayin' oh, I wouldn't crack on with Lydia right now 857 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,960 'cause it's fresh, but I will move onto her soon. 858 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,320 - No, no, no, listen, you're gonna get, 859 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,080 this is what happens in Essex. 860 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,200 I'm not cracking on with Lydia. 861 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,640 Yes, I'm a flirt, yes, if I didn't have 862 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,720 known her for 8 years I probably would go out with her. 863 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,920 She's a lovely girl, you know that yourself. 864 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,400 - Rick, you're more than welcome to flirt 865 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,840 with whoever you want. - Yeah. 866 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,160 - And you can flirt with Lydia all day long if you want, 867 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,080 but I think you should start to a little bit 868 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,880 take into consideration, we was together for four years 869 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,640 and the break up's been hard on both of us. 870 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,240 So maybe you should consider that a little bit. 871 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,440 - Do you what it is right? 872 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,840 I could easily be muggy about this. 873 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,960 I could say what's it go to do with you mate? 874 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,840 Like I don't care like, I will crack on. 875 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,880 - That's fine. - Yeah, I know. 876 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,080 - Then I'd be able to walk away knowing 877 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,120 that you're not a mate, do you know what I mean? 878 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,240 - That's what I'm saying, but I haven't. 879 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,440 I've sat down and I've told you the truth, 880 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,640 I've told you what happened and that's that. 881 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,280 I'm a nice guy, if you wanna bring something to light 882 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,040 down to the table now, we'll talk about it 883 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,240 and we'll have a beer and we'll have a drink. 884 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,120 - But all I need to know now is, 885 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,880 just so now its out in the open, I either wanna know now, 886 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,440 you're either gonna potentially gonna crack on with Lydia 887 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,800 or make snidey comments behind my back. 888 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,600 - I am with Cara, that is that. 889 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,160 Do you know what I mean? 890 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,440 I'm not moving onto Lydia later on, that is it, All right? 891 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,320 Well... 892 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,200 Awkward. 893 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,400 - He was getting his self all worked up here earlier. 894 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,440 - Oh, he's back now. 895 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,360 - Arg. 896 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,280 - All right - All right babes. 897 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,520 - All right? - You can go back. 898 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,360 - Oh really? 899 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,160 - Yeah. 900 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,720 - Is that alright? 901 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,520 - See you later. - Cheers. 902 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,680 - Yeah. - Have fun. 903 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,400 - Well? - Well? 904 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,120 - Well, I feel a bit better now, 905 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,720 but it's all dependent on what he does from here, eh? 906 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,320 - Does he, did you put him straight? 907 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,840 - I said what I had to say. 908 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,560 - What happened? 909 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,920 - What happened? 910 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,120 - What didn't happen? 911 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,240 - Come through like a bull in a china shop. 912 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,600 - Is he really angry? 913 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,800 - Not so much angry, but like, fed lies, sort of thing. 914 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:49,880 - So what happened? 915 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,840 - No, I'm really in my wave right now. 916 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,680 - Okay. - 'Cause I'm pissed off. 917 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,520 - Oh really? 918 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,640 - I'm fuckin' fuming. 919 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,760 - With who? 920 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,160 - Everyone right now, this is bullshit. 921 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,120 - You got the ump? 922 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,120 - Yeah, I got the fuckin' ump. 923 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,840 I've known the girl for 10 years, 924 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,640 why would I talk about crackin' on with her 925 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,600 if it weren't fresh? 926 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,600 - So what's happened? 927 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,600 So basically-- - They said to me-- 928 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,440 - Have you said to Diags and Joey, 929 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,520 do you wanna crack on with her? 930 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,520 - They said to me, no no, they said 931 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,160 would you crack on with her, right, 932 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,520 and I said yes, if I didn't know her for 10 years, 933 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,160 and she weren't with Arg. 934 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,040 Because there's no reason why I wouldn't. 935 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,880 Am I the only person here that understands that? 936 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,720 - No, I understand what you're sayin', 937 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,080 just don't pipe up. 938 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,040 - I need to pipe up 'cause I honestly 939 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,160 don't think you're listening. 940 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,440 - No, do not pipe up, no, I am listening. 941 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,280 - I honestly do not think you're listening. 942 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,800 - I am totally listening to you. 943 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,640 - I feel like I was wondering whose side you were on, right. 944 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,640 Come straight up and on my ball. 945 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,440 - No listen, I'm not saying that. 946 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,560 - I feel like I should check on Cara. 947 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,880 - Go on. 948 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,600 - No, I don't want people bullshitting about me, 949 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,920 making me look like a prick. 950 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,200 Listen right, I'm straight up. - So whatever. 951 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,520 - I'll go straight up to him 952 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,160 and say listen I have said that, 953 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,320 sorry to have offended you. 954 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,640 It wasn't supposed to come out like that. 955 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,080 - Did you say it or not? 956 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:55,920 - No! 957 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,040 'Cause I would say that to you. 958 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,240 I'd say look, he's not here, I'd say look, 959 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,960 listen, I did say it and it was a bit awkward. 960 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,920 - What's all the shouting about? 961 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,920 We heard it from all the way over 962 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,640 the other side of the restaurant. 963 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,480 Are you all right? 964 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,800 - Yeah, babe I'm fine. 965 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,720 We're just having a conversation about the whole Arg. 966 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,960 - I don't like bullshit. 967 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,160 So you don't even need to hear this anyway. 968 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,600 It's my business, it's mine and Arg's business. 969 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,240 - Fair enough, I just wanna check that she's all right. 970 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,520 - I'm fine darling, thank you. 971 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,520 - We can hear the shouting across the restaurant, 972 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,640 It's the first date. - You're right. 973 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,560 - You shouldn't be doing this. [laughing] 974 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,600 Seriously. 975 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,760 - It's not a date, it's just a drink. 976 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,120 - We're not talking about us anyway. 977 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,960 - Whatever, have a drink. 978 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,240 - It isn't about us. 979 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,280 - Okay well. 980 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,120 - Thanks for your concern anyway though. 981 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,040 - Forget everyone else in Essex, enjoy your night, 982 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:27,920 have a drink and talk about you two. 983 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,760 - Yeah, that's cool. 984 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,440 - I think we need another drink. 985 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,280 See you in a bit Jess, thank you, darling. 986 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,720 - Yeah, another drink please. 987 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,000 - See, you're so fuckin' loud. 988 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,760 - I'm sorry I can't even help it, 989 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,200 that really is, that is me yeah, down to a T. 990 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,080 - [Narrator] Next time on 'The Only Way is Essex'. 991 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,320 Should every time have a friendly neighbourhood Bobby? 992 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,160 - Gay best friend? 993 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,440 - Yes! 994 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,120 Will Ricky ever realise you've got to get them in 995 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,560 before they get them out? 996 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,000 - No I'm definitely not gonna get you one, 997 00:31:59,040 --> 00:31:59,920 you go and get me one. 998 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,400 - A beer with some lime. 999 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,160 - [Narrator] And will someone please explain the rules 1000 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,960 for tent of teddies? 1001 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,440 - I need more teddies in here. 1002 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,280 [farting] Oh! 1003 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,280 [laughing] 1004 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,520 Who knows, these people are real, 1005 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,960 because anything can happen on 'The Only Way is Essex'. 71509

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