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fake blood and a nightmare on Brentwood High Street.

The tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

Previously on 'The Only Way Is Essex'.

- If Lydia ever dumps you Arg,

I will be there waiting for you.

- Yeah fine, but why are you going through my phone?

- Did you sleep with Lucy? - Yeah I did.

- You can put an end to all these rumours.

- How have you you the pre five?

[up beat music]

[up beat rock music]

- Morning, keep warming up.

[snoring] [whistle blowing]

Everyone up, let's go, rise and shine,

boot camp time, let's get down there,

out on the field yes sir!

- [Coach With Beard] You guys in the back let's go, move it.

- [Bald Coach] Come on, come on, let's do this!

- Get up, that duvet's coming off

any second now, Jessica, let's go!

- [Jess] I can't do this, I'm so achy.

Absolutely stinks in here as well!

- You have got the worst bum ever,

and I take back everything I said about you last night.

You are really stinky.

- Part with you on a serious level.

- You can't fart like that no more--

[Arg farts]

- Oh Arg, you're disgusting!

[up beat music]

- Hi girls. - Hello.

- I didn't know you were back at work already.

- Yeah, just getting on with things now.

- Hello. - Hello.

- I've just been indoors for ages now

and we just think we've gotta get on

with organising this Halloween party.

- I know, we've got so much to do.

- Have you got like a location yet?

- Yep. - Yeah, it's like

some big scary house, like literally up the road.

- Is it like haunted? - Yeah.

- Is it? - Definitely, yous are

all gonna be so scared.

What are you gonna wear, like are

we all dressing up hardcore?

- It's like Hollywood horror.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go as a devil,

but it's gonna be a really scary devil.

I'm gonna have scratches, scars.

I'm gonna have a wig,

it's gonna be like really good.

- I'm going as Freddie Krueger, so watch out.

- Yeah, I think I'm going as the girl from 'The Exorcist'.

- Yeah, I'm gonna wear like a white nighty.

- Yeah. - Is Mark going?

- Yeah, I think yeah, he is definitely.

- Have you had your first proper kiss or?

- No, he asked for one the other day

and I was like peck on the lips.

- I'm gonna find 'em snogging behind a poisonous mushroom

or something, in the woods.

[girls laughing]

- What are you going as?

- I'm going as a headless zombie.

- It's Dick Turpin, innit? - Who's Dick Turpin?

- Dick Turpin, the headless horseman.

- Yeah, headless horseman, innit.

- Yeah, years and years and years ago,

Dick Turpin used to rob people's horse and carriages,

used to rob people, kill 'em and he got caught,

executed, so now he haunts everyone round Epping.

- Shut up!

- Headless with a horse just riding round, scaring people.

- Goes round, goes what, gimme your phone, bruv.

- No, it'll be like this, like--

- No, he would have been like gimme your horse!

- He'll be like, this gimme your fucking horse!

- I'd go I haven't got one man, I've got a phone.

- Do you know what I mean?

- Ou ou ou. - Joey.

- I love noise, oh yeah. - Don't!

- It makes my teeth go funny that does.

Oi, d'ya think Billi and Cara are gonna go?

They won't go to it, it's Billi and Sam's party.

- D'ya want them to?

- It'll be awkward after they rocked up in my house.

- But they weren't our types, let's just leave it as that.

- Listen, I think they're too grown up for yous.

[laughing]

- Why have you given him blue eyebrows?

- Kirk, you've done a really good job,

10 out of 10 for effort.

Joe taxi for your head.

[laughing]

- You're beating him, you're beating him again.

- No, you're cheating Arg, naughty!

[laughing]

- How was I cheating?

- 'Cause you didn't go to the end.

- What are you donuts doing? - Where have you been?

- Where the hell have you been?

- I've been up since the crack of dawn

running and shredding, unlike like you lot,

who have been lying in, how long ago did you get up?

- Ages ago, we've been doing this all morning.

- I've been up for hours, three mile run.

- Oh, here he goes again, doesn't he?

- And all you're doing is jumping about on balls,

like I done when I was ten.

Ah, last night was a joke, weren't it?

- Oh yeah.

- Gemma confessed your love for Arg

if he was single, which was respected.

- Correct, I still stand by that.

- Good girl, high five that for the truth.

- I still stand by that, I don't talk crap.

- I can't believe I showed yous the text

as well from Lucy, that's bad.

- Was he definitely with Lucy though

when you slept with her?

- Oh, yeah, it was only like a month ago.

- So why did she sleep with you if she was with him?

- 'Cause I'm the right stuff.

[laughing]

- Oh, Gemma, did you have to ask?

- You'd better calm yourself down.

- Make his ego become even bigger, why don't you.

- I don't honestly, I don't know, I don't know,

she wanted to sleep with me, so I didn't--

- And why did you oblige?

- Cause he's a man, Gemma, he's a man.

[laughing]

- Thank you, I'm dreading it though.

Later I've gotta go and take Harry

for another driving lesson.

It's making me feel sick already.

Love him to bits, but his driving is just a joke.

[laughing]

- Can we get on with this work out please,

I'm gonna be looking like Beyonce.

- Beyonce, Cheryl Cole, J Lo, it's never ending.

- Have you got any like scary Halloween films

to get us into the Halloween mood,

that's gonna proper scare us?

- Look, if you wanna see something scary,

really scary, come to Bells and Beaus with me,

I'm gonna have my face taken off.

- What d'ya mean?

- I'm having a facial peel thing for my 30th,

like 'cause I'm getting older.

They put acid on there or something,

but not real acid, and then they paint it on

and then it peels off on it's own,

you just rub it off, and then you've got

like a baby's bum face.

- Why would you want an arse on your face?

- Yeah.

- What, do you end up with a line down there?

- You go from bottom and poo coming out your mouth.

- Look like you're been sick all the time.

- This is why I don't discuss things

with Joey and now with Kirk.

[laughing]

I should talk about this with Frankie, really.

- Do you not still hang with your sister?

- I'm only joking about you though, ain't I?

- Yeah. - Do that as fast as you can.

- Go on, ready, no start.

Ready, steady.

- Ow. - Ready, steady, go.

[laughing]

- What are you doing?

- Competition-- - Who does it fast.

I'm going fast and quicker cause I'm winning.

- Like that--

- All right, all right, that's it,

I've had enough.

I'm going to have my facial now, bye!

[guys grunting]

[up beat music]

[Lauren P. Yelling]

- You actually did scare me.

- Ah, you look so nice and sexy.

- Do I look good? - Yeah, do you like my hair?

- Yeah, it looks well nice.

- Well, it looks better than we actually do

with this hangover this morning.

- It's hot.

- Do you think it'll be weird going to Sam's party for you?

- Yeah, it's gonna be really weird,

considering me and her become friends and now

all of a sudden she's straight in there with Mark.

I just find it a bit uncomfortable.

- Well, the fact that she's invited you

obviously means that she wants to try and stay friends,

but can you really be friends

with someone that's going out with your ex?

- No.

I'm not gonna talk to him right now.

Like before I kinda was quite civil, said hello,

I wouldn't talk to him now.

Literally, try to talk to him, laugh in his face.

I just can't stand him.

- But if they're together though,

at the party. - I'll get over it.

- Mario will be there.

- With his hall pass, as if you'd ever

give your boyfriend a hall pass.

- I mean like overly flirting with you.

- I know, I could feel his eyes on me,

it was really weird.

[laughing] [up beat music]

- [Lucy] How was your night, you haven't told me?

- Oh my boys night?

It was good. - Who'd ya go with?

- Kirk, Joey and Mick.

- There were all single, apart from you?

- Well, I was single that night, wasn't I?

- Not, no, not exactly, it wasn't completely like that.

- No, your words were "you can do whatever you want".

- No, I said go out and you can do

whatever you feel you want.

So did anything happen?

- No, if I actually wanted to go out and get with girls

and do stuff with girls I'd do it regardless

of whether you've told me to go and do it or not.

- Did you see anyone out, did you talk to anyone?

- Yeah, I spoke to a few people.

I saw the two Laurens, I spoke to them for a bit.

- About what, you don't know them.

- Dunno, I just spoke to them about hall pass,

and that was it really, nothing much.

- You spoke to Lauren about the hall pass?

- Yeah, bumped into them, so I spoke to them.

- But what's that got to do with them?

- We had a conversation, it came up.

- Did they ask about me? - Not really.

What's the problem? - Mmm?

- You gonna start telling me who I

can and can't talk to now.

Their view on everything is that

the reason you give me a hall pass

wasn't because of the fact

that you went through my phone,

it was more the fact that you had a guilty conscience

about the whole Mark's rumours

and all the allegations and stuff,

because you feel guilty so your saying--

- Is that you think? - No.

- Well, then it's irrelevant.

- I wouldn't be with you if that's what I thought.

- It's irrelevant.

- I'll tell you something though,

look I went out, yeah, spoke to some girls and stuff,

but it reiterated the fact that I do wanna be with you,

but the whole you going through my phone thing

is now making me think that maybe

you shouldn't move in with me.

- I knew that was coming. - It's true.

I mean how can I trust you?

It just shows me that you're a little bit immature

and very insecure about everything.

- Oh don't talk to me about this.

Stop it, don't talk to me like this.

- I'm not talking to you like anything, it's true.

- You're talking down to me.

How many times have I sat down and said to you

are you sure you wanna move in together?

And I said it to you the other day,

are you 100% sure and you said, yeah, I'm sure,

so I've got myself all excited, I've told my family,

I've started getting everything ready, and now you're,

now you're telling me that you

don't wanna move in together?

- Yeah, and that was before you went

and started going through my phone and stuff.

You obviously don't trust me.

- Yeah, but I--

- No, you do not go through someone's phone

unless your looking for something,

and we're not ready to move in together.

- Fine.

- Look I'll move in, you come over whenever you want.

You can even have a key, it'll be like

you live there but you don't directly live there.

Then, you know, we'll see how it goes

in six months time if then things are right,

you can move it.

- All right.

- I'm doing this for our relationship.

[up beat music]

- So we're gonna do a glycolic pill first.

- Okay, I'm just a bit worried 'cause I,

I haven't really done my research

on what I was having done.

- Right so it'll feel cold,

and it might tingle a little bit.

- Is this acid? - It's glycolic.

It's stronger than anything that

you would use yourself at home.

- I heard that a lot of Hollywood people

have these before they go on the red carpet

and things like that.

- Yeah, they call it the red carpet facial.

- [laughing] Lexi, you really are,

you said it was only a little tingle, you liar.

- It is a little tingle,

it's coming off now.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow!

- But think what good it's doing to your skin.

- Ow.

- The next part that we're doing,

put the superficial needle it.

It's gonna be a little bit uncomfortable

but turn your head towards me?

Right, so, what it's doing

is it's just slightly breaking the skin,

and it's leaving droplets which

has got collagen, which plumps out the skin.

It also helps with lines and wrinkles.

- Do you have to do that all over my head,

what you're doing? - All over your face.

- I can't say an ouch for every single one

but they are a little bit prickly, aren't they?

- Yeah, so you looking forward to turning 30?

- No, I'm really dreading it.

I've got a few more days left of being in my 20's,

I really don't wanna be 30.

- [Lexi] It's just an age.

- Yeah I know, but I really want the fairytale,

I mean that I wanna get married

and I want it to be the person

I really, really, really wanna marry.

- [Lexi] And spend the rest of your life with.

- But at this rate I'm gonna end up

having to marry a goat.

- A goat. [laughing]

[up beat music]

- Hello. - Alright.

- How ya doing? - You alright?

- Yeah, good. - How are you, good?

- Yeah, good, Popey, are you ready?

- Yep. - Been trying outfits?

- Ahh, I love it. - Ahhh, you look lovely.

- I don't even know what it is,

it's like some kind of clowny type thing.

- You need a big curly wig.

[laughing]

- So what have yous two been up to anyway, any goss?

- Went Sugar Hut, didn't we, had a bit of a drunken one.

- Listen to this, Mario was there right,

proper flirting, I've going got a hall pass,

it means I can do what I want.

- Anything, literally can kiss a girl, shag a girl anything.

- Yeah. - What?

- I know. - And Lucy's agreed it.

- It's a good start to a relationship, innit?

- But he was flirty with Lauren.

- Was he? - Yeah.

- Shut up. - I know.

- Do you think he's nice looking?

- No, he's alright.

That's what Lauren keeps saying.

- Yeah, but you do, he is a good looking boy.

- Yeah, he's a good looking boy,

I think he's a really nice boy.

- But it's gonna cause arguments, blatantly.

- Well, they probably won't be

moving in together, will they?

What's the point in being in a relationship

if your gonna start giving out hall passes?

Do ya know what I mean? - I know what you mean, Frank.

- Okay from a three-point turn today, Harry,

it's very important, there's three key points to this:

Accuracy, observation, and control.

- The thing is though, I'm never in control.

- So what are the three key points?

- Something, something, concentration?

[sneaky music]

- Stop, ah!

Watch the cone, watch the cone, watch the cone.

Ah, stop!

All right, no go forward.

- Oh. - Brake!

- Gem, it's a cone it's not a person.

- It could be a person though!

- You gave me a heart attack!

[jazz music]

- Theo, I love your salon.

- Do ya? - It's so pretty,

and I feel at home in it.

- How was your treatment?

- I was really worried that I was

gonna have a red face for the party.

- Well what party, where are you going?

- Sam and Billi are having a Halloween themed party.

And I think a lot of people are going from 'round here.

- Really? - Yeah.

But I reckon Kirk and that will be there, and that.

- Probably.

Do you know what, it's a bit of a touchy subject

with me and the whole Kirk situation.

It's all backfired a little bit.

- As long as Joey wasn't rude.

- No. - My little Joey.

- I love Joey. - Keep 'em round yeah.

[laughing]

- Hi, how are you!

- Where have you been?

- Oh I've been hiding.

No, I've just been up to Darby for a little bit.

- Up set North? - Up set North.

See I've come back all pale, bad nails.

- You're in a bad place, but now

you're back in the city aren't ya?

- How are you, you all right?

- Yeah I'm really good thanks!

Anyway, I'll see you at the Halloween party later.

- Yay, ouu!

- See you later, bye Theo!

- All right darling, see you later.

[hip hop music]

- I've got a little surprise for you Harry, today.

- Yeah?

- We are going to the twins house.

And, you're driving.

- Shut up. - No, you're driving.

- I am really excited for the Halloween party, are you?

- Yeah, me too, Harry. - What are you going as?

- I am going to go as Little Red Riding Hood,

but the devil version.

- Lovely, I am going as-- - Argh!

- Argh, Gem you can't do that, that's not funny.

That's not on.

- Just checking that you are on the ball, Harry.

- That's not cool, that's not cool.

So what happened at boot camp?

- Me and Arg were just larking about, yeah you know,

like we've got a soft spot for each other, but not,

nothing like, you know he loves Lydia,

would never leave Lydia, it's nothing like that,

it's just that basically he was just saying,

we have got a lot in common, you know,

if I had to chose between Mark or Arg,

a 100%, it would be Arg. - Yeah.

- Because he's just so, so sweet, you know.

And I hate seeing him a bit down about his looks and that?

He is just perfect in my eyes.

On more of a sour note, you know all this Mark Lucy,

who slept with who business,

the long and short of it is, Lucy has slept with Mark,

and Jess has got the text to prove it.

And Jess showed me and Arg the text.

- It's a bit awkward then, isn't it?

[pop music]

- You've gotta blow it up.

- Why aren't you blowing up? - I don't know.

- Can you see the little pocket mum,

see and then it out, and then yes.

- Oh I see, right.

- All right Lolly, now you're going!

[laughing]

- I'll be right onto ya-- - don't you fly!

[laughing]

- [Natalia] There's too much air going into it!

- I wonder how far it blows up?

- Turn around!

Is it blow-- [laughing]

- Come back round.

- Trust her to get the most pushy-out

outfit in the world.

- Problem is, how am I gonna go toilet with it on?

- You could put your bucket up there--

- Oh get out of it!

[up beat music]

- Are you into bondage Gem? - No I'm not.

- Cause it looks like you're taking

quite an enjoyment in typing Dino up there.

- I don't know what she's supposed to be doing to me here.

- I'm trying to get your bandages on tight

so you look like real zombies.

- My legs gonna fall off you put it on--

- They're not zombies Gem!

- Oh what are you then? - They're mummies!

- What's the difference?

- Zombies are like--

- Well zombies are still alive,

and they eat on people to make them zombies.

But mummies just are dead.

- [Dino] What is she doing to me?

- I'm trying to like, push your package down.

It's bulging me being in this position.

- Well let's get it covered.

- I bet I'd scare you.

- Well you're scaring me now.

- [Debbie] There's a nice cup of tea for you.

Okay, thanks Debbie.

- You are absolutely shattered, what's wrong with ya?

- You know what, I really did work my arse off at boot camp.

- You've got to stop this yo yo dieting.

Do you know it's really bad for your health.

- Yeah, I just feel a bit up and down anyway.

- You are.

- I just feel a bit like I've let myself

go a little bit recently, and I keep Lydia

is going up and up and up and I feel a bit like,

I dunno, I'm sort of letting her down,

letting everyone down a little bit.

- Yeah, but that's how you feel,

but that's not how Lydia feels.

You was a big boy when she met you, James,

you was what, eighteen, nineteen stone?

So it's not like she met you

and you was like Prince Charming, was you?

Well you wasn't, was you?

I mean you seem like you are always

worried about what everyone else

is thinking around you, when you shouldn't.

- You know, going back to the Italian night

that we had at dinner, did you really mean

what you said about how you wouldn't

want me to end up with Lydia and stuff?

- I think whatever is to be, will be.

I think you were both really young when you met,

I mean you was the one who stopped her

getting really good A-Levels, wasn't you?

[laughing]

Well you was, because she is a very clever girl

and she got brilliant GSCE's.

- But it is important that I want you to, you know,

want me to be Lydia's future husband.

- Well, part of the family.

- Yeah, part of the family,

and do you think we'll end up together.

- Yes, I do think you will end up together.

- Haha, so we got the truth out you finally.

You think I'll marry your daughter?

I think you will marry my daughter

and I think I'll be in the wedding photos

like this, like that, and I'll be really happy.

- Ahh, James, you are back from boot camp.

Well done, how did it go? - I got through it.

- Did you do well? - It was hard work.

- Oh no, what happened?

- It all got a bit silly and out of hand really.

- Why?

- We decided to play truth or dare and basically--

- He's gonna tell you he slept with Gemma in a minute.

- No, don't worry, I didn't sleep with Gemma,

but she sort of, you know,

she says how much she loves you, Lydia,

and she's got respect and she'd never go there,

but at the same time she sort of confessed

her undying love for me.

- Shut up! - I had to be nice to her,

and I did sort of say to her

that if me and Lydia weren't together then you never know.

[horror music] [scream]

[up beat music]

[screaming]

- Happy Halloween! - Wow, dead cheerleader.

Hello! - You all right?

- Oh my god, honey, you did brilliant!

- Ahh, ghost hunting special, I would love to live here.

- What is that in the window?

[screaming]

- Thank you all making an absolute an effort.

- Apart from some people, Arg. - What you talking about?

- For that I hope you are wearing your nappy,

because you have become our victim tonight.

- The reason why we chose this place is because

this house is like 350 years old.

There were six soldiers that come here

to rescue themselves, they had no legs and stuff,

and then the people that live here have witnessed

all these ghosts coming down these stairs.

And there's also a little girl in a white nightie

that runs through the woods.

Nobody go in the woods on their own, if they have to.

Seriously, girls, I'm not joking.

- [Man] Wait, Arg, are you fine?

- [Arg] No don't worry, it's bullshit.

[men laughing]

- After three everyone, one, two three.

- [All] Happy Halloween!

[EDM music]

- What are you doing?

- What do you mean, what am I doing?

- Look at me, look at Lydia and look at you.

- You are Robert Patterson, right?

- You are Robert Patterson from Twilight?

- Yeah, but who are you?

- Lydia is a porcelain doll, I am a dead Dean Martin.

- Dead, you've just, you've got tanned skin

you look just how you normally do with no blood on you.

You've taken me for a mug again, ain't ya.

You told me to dress up to the max

and you are wearing nothing.

- You just look like Arg.

- What causes twins to be identical?

- You know, like when a woman is pregnant, the egg splits.

- Shut up, I think it's more freaky

this conversation than talking about ghosts.

- Isn't it some girls fantasies to have two twins?

We've been offered before.

- I think one man's enough, I couldn't have

more than one man at the same time.

- What about two half men?

[laughing]

[up beat music]

- Who's that? - Mark, what's happening?

- Is that you, Joe?

- Oh, mate, it is fucking killing me, this thing.

- You always have to take it one step further.

That's a decent outfit.

I'll give it to you, that's a decent outfit.

You know Joey, I've been wanting to see you,

because you know, just talk to you as a friend,

I was gonna before, I just didn't think I needed to

because I thought you, you know,

you were over Sam and you didn't care about things.

- I thought you would have told me

before you was seeing her.

- Yeah, but it weren't like that at first,

that is exactly what I am trying to say to you.

Because it was like friendly at first.

- You know, I ain't pissed with ya,

you know I'm not like that.

- Yeah, no, but it's not about you being pissed with me,

it's about you being upset about it, about Sam.

- Listen, Mark, I know for a fact you would not

know how I feel, because you don't know

whether I still care about her, love her, whatever.

Me and Sam are over each other, it's clear, innit,

like we both said if we missed each other

we'd get back together, we didn't.

- So you are over Sam? - I am over Sam.

And I want her to move on, I'm happy for her.

I promise now, Mark, you can see her, mate, it's fine.

I don't care about that, you can do what you want.

- Alright, cool, anyway I suppose we'll have a drink later.

- Yeah, nice to see you, Mark, let's go have a drink.

- Yeah, lovely to see you too.

- Lovely to see you too, Mark, see you later, mate.

[techno music]

[screaming]

- Let's hold hands.

- Why? - Why?

- Let's call on the spirits.

Ready, shut your eyes.

No, no laughing.

This is serious Harry, I know how to

call the spirits up, I've got the vibe.

- All right. - Shut your eyes

and think about it, stop talking the piss out me,

or else I'll slap your bum.

Spirits if you're with us today,

we wanna celebrate your life

and feel you in our presence.

[all laughing]

- What, you seriously?

- It's your laughing, you're making me laugh.

- Know what, I love spooky stuff,

I love getting the adrenaline of spookiness.

- [Gemma] What about you, do you get scared easy?

- No-- - Why do you not get scared?

Are you proper mad?

- Cause I'm from the ghetto.

- Where are you from?

- Croydon. - Croydon.

[all laughing]

- How are you doing?

- I am good, you? - Good outfit.

- You like it? - Yeah.

- Do you know what you look like?

You know when we first started going out?

When we was 15, you look exactly like tonight.

- How did you work that out?

- You just do, it's like you've gone back ten years,

you look exactly the same, that's when I loved ya.

- That's when you loved me?

What when we were fifteen?

So you didn't love me for the other nine years?

- Not as much as I did then.

- Well, a lot has happened since then girl.

- A lot, you've changed, I don't know you no more.

- Well-- - Still love me though.

- Huh? - You still love me though.

- What do you mean I still love ya?

What are you talking about?

- I can tell in your eyes.

- I was with you for a long time, you were my first love.

Obviously there's always going to be, you know,

it is never going to completely go out of my system,

but we are moving on and you know that, you know?

- Yep, why are you so serious?

I can't look at you seriously no more,

you are a bit of a joke these days.

- On that note, see you later on, have a good night.

- I went to breakfast with Mario earlier

and it's the first time we've had a chance

to chat after the whole hall pass scenario.

He basically turned round and said to me that,

he doesn't wanna move in with me anymore.

- Oh my God.

- He said I feel like you don't trust me,

and basically said that it's all my fault.

And I just feel like we've made

a massive step back and I am annoyed about it.

- Yeah, I would be as well, because you were

looking forward to it, I know you were.

It's like proposing to someone

and taking back the ring, innit.

- Yeah, and then the other night when he was out,

I was like oh, did you see anyone, did you chat to anyone?

He said, oh yeah, I spoke to Lauren and Lauren.

He'd never mentioned them before,

obviously they'd be out in places that we'd be out in,

but he'd never sort of say to me,

oh yeah I bumped into them.

- And he said he don't wanna move in with you?

- And then we have just been dancing downstairs

and she's walked up behind him and started

grinding behind him, I don't think that's on.

- A similar thing's happened to me.

James went to boot camp, and Gemma has said

her undying love for him, and it's like.

- Gemma has said to James that she?

- Gemma Collins has said to James

that she thinks that she loves him.

- Since when?

- I feel like James is there, and I should

only love James and James should only love me,

and I don't want anyone else.

I just hate the thought of anyone else

being in love with my boyfriend.

Like he's like mine to love, do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, maybe, you know.

- But I never thought that I'd be sitting here

saying that Gemma Collins is in love with my boyfriend.

- How scary is this?

- Let's proper scare ourselves.

Come on, Chloe, you know you want to.

- Shall we play hide and seek in the woods or something?

- Yeah.

[screaming]

- Look at that up there, watch!

[screaming]

- [Girl] Gemma!

- It sort of does my head in for a while,

doesn't it you? - What?

- Just everyone around and just Lauren

is just always giving me looks and stuff.

And she come up to me and started saying stuff

like oh, you're a joke and all this.

And before she starts having a row with me

I just walked off. - Do you still love Lauren?

- Well, there's, I suppose there's two different

types of love, I still care for the girl,

but I don't want to ever with her again,

you know I am moving on from that.

[horror music]

- I think they have all gone down all ready.

[screaming]

- Oh God!

[screaming]

- Sod this, I shall go and get some, oh!

- Oh my god, what the hell.

- Have you put my head, argh! - Ew there is two of them.

- Oh, my god, I just put my head on that.

- Now I want us to form a semi circle guys, let's hold hands

and just let's try and scare ourselves.

- What do we do, do we hum or something?

- It stinks of piss.

[James yells] - Stop it!

- Sod the séance, let's go.

- What do you want from us, Sam?

Do you just want just to have a bit of fun,

or do you want more, because I need to know what you feel.

- Obviously I want more, you know how I feel about you.

I told you last year how I feel about you,

but I just don't know if I could trust you.

I wouldn't want to be in that situation

where you cheat on me, what do you want?

- Well, that's what I mean, I don't know,

'cause at first it was just meant to be a bit of fun,

spend a bit of time with you.

I didn't want to jump back in to anything.

- I can hear Mark, I swear that is Mark.

- It sounds like there is someone behind us.

It's getting to the point in my life now,

where it's like people are just.

That's what I mean, look how insecure I am,

because there is always someone looking when we are talking,

it feels like there I someone watching us.

- You're so paranoid. - I don't know.

- Do you love me?

- I definitely wouldn't say I don't love ya.

It's definitely--

- Why can't you just say yes then,

why do you have to like--

- Because if you love someone that means you're saying

I want to spend the rest of my life with them.

But I definitely know there is some sort of love

otherwise I wouldn't be there for this many years, would I?

Do you love me?

I think this is that part in the movie

where we're meant to kiss.

- Come on then. - You come to me.

- What? - I am joking.

- I can't believe what I have just seen.

- No one wants to see that.

- It just upsets me because it's like now it's just me,

you know, they don't care.

He's my boyfriend that I've been with for ten years,

I gave it my everything.

I wish I'd never met him, I wish I never.

- No, you can't say that, because you've got to think--

- I do.

- Everything happens for a reason.

- Been nothing but grief in my life.

- It was always going to be hard for you

to let go of Mark, you needed something to happen.

- I've already let go of him, I just can't.

- Yeah, but I think you thought you did,

but I don't think you.

- I can't believe I was with him two months ago, engaged.

Like I looked at Mark like my family.

- Well, he was your family.

- I know, yeah, and now I feel like,

I just feel like, absolutely devastated.

[up beat music]

- [Narrator] Next time on 'The Only Way Is Essex'.

Will there be enough of Arg to go round?

- I never thought that I'd be sitting here

saying Gemma Collins is in love with my boyfriend.

Has Joey lost his head over Sam?

- I thought you would tell me

before you started seeing her, you know what I mean?

- Joey, but it wasn't like that.

- I don't care man.

And will Mario ever get the flour out of his hair?

Who knows, these people are real,

because anything can happen on "The Only Way Is Essex".

- Shut up!