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fake blood and a nightmare
on Brentwood High Street.

The tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

Previously on 'The Only Way Is
Essex'.

- If Lydia ever dumps you Arg,

I will be there waiting for you.

- Yeah fine, but why are
you going through my phone?

- Did you sleep with Lucy?
- Yeah I did.

- You can put an end to all
these rumours.

- How have you you the pre five?

[up beat music]

[up beat rock music]

- Morning, keep warming up.

[snoring]
[whistle blowing]

Everyone up, let's go, rise and
shine,

boot camp time, let's get down
there,

out on the field yes sir!

- [Coach With Beard] You guys
in the back let's go, move it.

- [Bald Coach] Come on,
come on, let's do this!

- Get up, that duvet's coming
off

any second now, Jessica, let's
go!

- [Jess] I can't do this, I'm so
achy.

Absolutely stinks in here as
well!

- You have got the worst bum
ever,

and I take back everything
I said about you last night.

You are really stinky.

- Part with you on a serious
level.

- You can't fart like that no
more--

[Arg farts]

- Oh Arg, you're disgusting!

[up beat music]

- Hi girls.
- Hello.

- I didn't know you were
back at work already.

- Yeah, just getting on with
things now.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- I've just been indoors for
ages now

and we just think we've gotta
get on

with organising this Halloween
party.

- I know, we've got so much to
do.

- Have you got like a location
yet?

- Yep.
- Yeah, it's like

some big scary house, like
literally up the road.

- Is it like haunted?
- Yeah.

- Is it?
- Definitely, yous are

all gonna be so scared.

What are you gonna wear, like
are

we all dressing up hardcore?

- It's like Hollywood horror.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go as a devil,

but it's gonna be a really scary
devil.

I'm gonna have scratches, scars.

I'm gonna have a wig,

it's gonna be like really good.

- I'm going as Freddie
Krueger, so watch out.

- Yeah, I think I'm going as
the girl from 'The Exorcist'.

- Yeah, I'm gonna wear
like a white nighty.

- Yeah.
- Is Mark going?

- Yeah, I think yeah, he is
definitely.

- Have you had your first proper
kiss or?

- No, he asked for one the other
day

and I was like peck on the lips.

- I'm gonna find 'em snogging
behind a poisonous mushroom

or something, in the woods.

[girls laughing]

- What are you going as?

- I'm going as a headless
zombie.

- It's Dick Turpin, innit?
- Who's Dick Turpin?

- Dick Turpin, the headless
horseman.

- Yeah, headless horseman,
innit.

- Yeah, years and years and
years ago,

Dick Turpin used to rob
people's horse and carriages,

used to rob people, kill
'em and he got caught,

executed, so now he haunts
everyone round Epping.

- Shut up!

- Headless with a horse just
riding round, scaring people.

- Goes round, goes what,
gimme your phone, bruv.

- No, it'll be like this, like--

- No, he would have been
like gimme your horse!

- He'll be like, this
gimme your fucking horse!

- I'd go I haven't got
one man, I've got a phone.

- Do you know what I mean?

- Ou ou ou.
- Joey.

- I love noise, oh yeah.
- Don't!

- It makes my teeth go funny
that does.

Oi, d'ya think Billi
and Cara are gonna go?

They won't go to it, it's
Billi and Sam's party.

- D'ya want them to?

- It'll be awkward after
they rocked up in my house.

- But they weren't our types,
let's just leave it as that.

- Listen, I think they're
too grown up for yous.

[laughing]

- Why have you given him blue
eyebrows?

- Kirk, you've done a really
good job,

10 out of 10 for effort.

Joe taxi for your head.

[laughing]

- You're beating him,
you're beating him again.

- No, you're cheating Arg,
naughty!

[laughing]

- How was I cheating?

- 'Cause you didn't go to the
end.

- What are you donuts doing?
- Where have you been?

- Where the hell have you been?

- I've been up since the crack
of dawn

running and shredding,
unlike like you lot,

who have been lying in, how
long ago did you get up?

- Ages ago, we've been
doing this all morning.

- I've been up for hours, three
mile run.

- Oh, here he goes again,
doesn't he?

- And all you're doing is
jumping about on balls,

like I done when I was ten.

Ah, last night was a joke,
weren't it?

- Oh yeah.

- Gemma confessed your love for
Arg

if he was single, which was
respected.

- Correct, I still stand by
that.

- Good girl, high five that for
the truth.

- I still stand by
that, I don't talk crap.

- I can't believe I showed yous
the text

as well from Lucy, that's bad.

- Was he definitely with Lucy
though

when you slept with her?

- Oh, yeah, it was only like a
month ago.

- So why did she sleep with
you if she was with him?

- 'Cause I'm the right stuff.

[laughing]

- Oh, Gemma, did you have to
ask?

- You'd better calm yourself
down.

- Make his ego become even
bigger, why don't you.

- I don't honestly, I
don't know, I don't know,

she wanted to sleep with me, so
I didn't--

- And why did you oblige?

- Cause he's a man, Gemma, he's
a man.

[laughing]

- Thank you, I'm dreading it
though.

Later I've gotta go and take
Harry

for another driving lesson.

It's making me feel sick
already.

Love him to bits, but his
driving is just a joke.

[laughing]

- Can we get on with this work
out please,

I'm gonna be looking like
Beyonce.

- Beyonce, Cheryl Cole,
J Lo, it's never ending.

- Have you got any like
scary Halloween films

to get us into the Halloween
mood,

that's gonna proper scare us?

- Look, if you wanna see
something scary,

really scary, come to
Bells and Beaus with me,

I'm gonna have my face taken
off.

- What d'ya mean?

- I'm having a facial
peel thing for my 30th,

like 'cause I'm getting older.

They put acid on there or
something,

but not real acid, and
then they paint it on

and then it peels off on it's
own,

you just rub it off, and then
you've got

like a baby's bum face.

- Why would you want an arse on
your face?

- Yeah.

- What, do you end up
with a line down there?

- You go from bottom and
poo coming out your mouth.

- Look like you're been sick all
the time.

- This is why I don't discuss
things

with Joey and now with Kirk.

[laughing]

I should talk about this
with Frankie, really.

- Do you not still hang with
your sister?

- I'm only joking about
you though, ain't I?

- Yeah.
- Do that as fast as you can.

- Go on, ready, no start.

Ready, steady.

- Ow.
- Ready, steady, go.

[laughing]

- What are you doing?

- Competition--
- Who does it fast.

I'm going fast and
quicker cause I'm winning.

- Like that--

- All right, all right, that's
it,

I've had enough.

I'm going to have my facial now,
bye!

[guys grunting]

[up beat music]

[Lauren P. Yelling]

- You actually did scare me.

- Ah, you look so nice and sexy.

- Do I look good?
- Yeah, do you like my hair?

- Yeah, it looks well nice.

- Well, it looks better
than we actually do

with this hangover this morning.

- It's hot.

- Do you think it'll be weird
going to Sam's party for you?

- Yeah, it's gonna be really
weird,

considering me and her
become friends and now

all of a sudden she's
straight in there with Mark.

I just find it a bit
uncomfortable.

- Well, the fact that she's
invited you

obviously means that she
wants to try and stay friends,

but can you really be friends

with someone that's
going out with your ex?

- No.

I'm not gonna talk to him right
now.

Like before I kinda was
quite civil, said hello,

I wouldn't talk to him now.

Literally, try to talk to
him, laugh in his face.

I just can't stand him.

- But if they're together
though,

at the party.
- I'll get over it.

- Mario will be there.

- With his hall pass, as if
you'd ever

give your boyfriend a hall pass.

- I mean like overly flirting
with you.

- I know, I could feel his eyes
on me,

it was really weird.

[laughing]
[up beat music]

- [Lucy] How was your
night, you haven't told me?

- Oh my boys night?

It was good.
- Who'd ya go with?

- Kirk, Joey and Mick.

- There were all single, apart
from you?

- Well, I was single that night,
wasn't I?

- Not, no, not exactly, it
wasn't completely like that.

- No, your words were "you
can do whatever you want".

- No, I said go out and you can
do

whatever you feel you want.

So did anything happen?

- No, if I actually wanted
to go out and get with girls

and do stuff with girls
I'd do it regardless

of whether you've told me
to go and do it or not.

- Did you see anyone out,
did you talk to anyone?

- Yeah, I spoke to a few people.

I saw the two Laurens, I
spoke to them for a bit.

- About what, you don't know
them.

- Dunno, I just spoke
to them about hall pass,

and that was it really, nothing
much.

- You spoke to Lauren about the
hall pass?

- Yeah, bumped into
them, so I spoke to them.

- But what's that got to do with
them?

- We had a conversation, it came
up.

- Did they ask about me?
- Not really.

What's the problem?
- Mmm?

- You gonna start telling me who
I

can and can't talk to now.

Their view on everything is that

the reason you give me a hall
pass

wasn't because of the fact

that you went through my phone,

it was more the fact that
you had a guilty conscience

about the whole Mark's rumours

and all the allegations and
stuff,

because you feel guilty so your
saying--

- Is that you think?
- No.

- Well, then it's irrelevant.

- I wouldn't be with you
if that's what I thought.

- It's irrelevant.

- I'll tell you something
though,

look I went out, yeah, spoke
to some girls and stuff,

but it reiterated the fact
that I do wanna be with you,

but the whole you going
through my phone thing

is now making me think that
maybe

you shouldn't move in with me.

- I knew that was coming.
- It's true.

I mean how can I trust you?

It just shows me that
you're a little bit immature

and very insecure about
everything.

- Oh don't talk to me about
this.

Stop it, don't talk to me like
this.

- I'm not talking to you
like anything, it's true.

- You're talking down to me.

How many times have I
sat down and said to you

are you sure you wanna move in
together?

And I said it to you the other
day,

are you 100% sure and
you said, yeah, I'm sure,

so I've got myself all
excited, I've told my family,

I've started getting everything
ready, and now you're,

now you're telling me that you

don't wanna move in together?

- Yeah, and that was before you
went

and started going through
my phone and stuff.

You obviously don't trust me.

- Yeah, but I--

- No, you do not go
through someone's phone

unless your looking for
something,

and we're not ready to move in
together.

- Fine.

- Look I'll move in, you
come over whenever you want.

You can even have a key, it'll
be like

you live there but you
don't directly live there.

Then, you know, we'll see how it
goes

in six months time if
then things are right,

you can move it.

- All right.

- I'm doing this for our
relationship.

[up beat music]

- So we're gonna do a glycolic
pill first.

- Okay, I'm just a bit worried
'cause I,

I haven't really done my
research

on what I was having done.

- Right so it'll feel cold,

and it might tingle a little
bit.

- Is this acid?
- It's glycolic.

It's stronger than anything that

you would use yourself at home.

- I heard that a lot of
Hollywood people

have these before they
go on the red carpet

and things like that.

- Yeah, they call it
the red carpet facial.

- [laughing] Lexi, you really
are,

you said it was only a
little tingle, you liar.

- It is a little tingle,

it's coming off now.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow!

- But think what good
it's doing to your skin.

- Ow.

- The next part that we're
doing,

put the superficial needle it.

It's gonna be a little bit
uncomfortable

but turn your head towards me?

Right, so, what it's doing

is it's just slightly breaking
the skin,

and it's leaving droplets which

has got collagen, which
plumps out the skin.

It also helps with lines and
wrinkles.

- Do you have to do that all
over my head,

what you're doing?
- All over your face.

- I can't say an ouch for every
single one

but they are a little
bit prickly, aren't they?

- Yeah, so you looking
forward to turning 30?

- No, I'm really dreading it.

I've got a few more days
left of being in my 20's,

I really don't wanna be 30.

- [Lexi] It's just an age.

- Yeah I know, but I
really want the fairytale,

I mean that I wanna get married

and I want it to be the person

I really, really, really wanna
marry.

- [Lexi] And spend the
rest of your life with.

- But at this rate I'm gonna end
up

having to marry a goat.

- A goat.
[laughing]

[up beat music]

- Hello.
- Alright.

- How ya doing?
- You alright?

- Yeah, good.
- How are you, good?

- Yeah, good, Popey, are you
ready?

- Yep.
- Been trying outfits?

- Ahh, I love it.
- Ahhh, you look lovely.

- I don't even know what it is,

it's like some kind of clowny
type thing.

- You need a big curly wig.

[laughing]

- So what have yous two
been up to anyway, any goss?

- Went Sugar Hut, didn't we,
had a bit of a drunken one.

- Listen to this, Mario was
there right,

proper flirting, I've
going got a hall pass,

it means I can do what I want.

- Anything, literally can kiss
a girl, shag a girl anything.

- Yeah.
- What?

- I know.
- And Lucy's agreed it.

- It's a good start to
a relationship, innit?

- But he was flirty with Lauren.

- Was he?
- Yeah.

- Shut up.
- I know.

- Do you think he's nice
looking?

- No, he's alright.

That's what Lauren keeps saying.

- Yeah, but you do, he
is a good looking boy.

- Yeah, he's a good looking boy,

I think he's a really nice boy.

- But it's gonna cause
arguments, blatantly.

- Well, they probably won't be

moving in together, will they?

What's the point in
being in a relationship

if your gonna start
giving out hall passes?

Do ya know what I mean?
- I know what you mean, Frank.

- Okay from a three-point
turn today, Harry,

it's very important, there's
three key points to this:

Accuracy, observation, and
control.

- The thing is though,
I'm never in control.

- So what are the three key
points?

- Something, something,
concentration?

[sneaky music]

- Stop, ah!

Watch the cone, watch
the cone, watch the cone.

Ah, stop!

All right, no go forward.

- Oh.
- Brake!

- Gem, it's a cone it's not a
person.

- It could be a person though!

- You gave me a heart attack!

[jazz music]

- Theo, I love your salon.

- Do ya?
- It's so pretty,

and I feel at home in it.

- How was your treatment?

- I was really worried that I
was

gonna have a red face for the
party.

- Well what party, where are you
going?

- Sam and Billi are having
a Halloween themed party.

And I think a lot of people
are going from 'round here.

- Really?
- Yeah.

But I reckon Kirk and that
will be there, and that.

- Probably.

Do you know what, it's a
bit of a touchy subject

with me and the whole Kirk
situation.

It's all backfired a little bit.

- As long as Joey wasn't rude.

- No.
- My little Joey.

- I love Joey.
- Keep 'em round yeah.

[laughing]

- Hi, how are you!

- Where have you been?

- Oh I've been hiding.

No, I've just been up to
Darby for a little bit.

- Up set North?
- Up set North.

See I've come back all pale, bad
nails.

- You're in a bad place, but now

you're back in the city aren't
ya?

- How are you, you all right?

- Yeah I'm really good thanks!

Anyway, I'll see you at
the Halloween party later.

- Yay, ouu!

- See you later, bye Theo!

- All right darling, see you
later.

[hip hop music]

- I've got a little surprise
for you Harry, today.

- Yeah?

- We are going to the twins
house.

And, you're driving.

- Shut up.
- No, you're driving.

- I am really excited for
the Halloween party, are you?

- Yeah, me too, Harry.
- What are you going as?

- I am going to go as
Little Red Riding Hood,

but the devil version.

- Lovely, I am going as--
- Argh!

- Argh, Gem you can't do
that, that's not funny.

That's not on.

- Just checking that you
are on the ball, Harry.

- That's not cool, that's not
cool.

So what happened at boot camp?

- Me and Arg were just
larking about, yeah you know,

like we've got a soft spot
for each other, but not,

nothing like, you know he loves
Lydia,

would never leave Lydia,
it's nothing like that,

it's just that basically
he was just saying,

we have got a lot in common, you
know,

if I had to chose between Mark
or Arg,

a 100%, it would be Arg.
- Yeah.

- Because he's just
so, so sweet, you know.

And I hate seeing him a bit
down about his looks and that?

He is just perfect in my eyes.

On more of a sour note, you
know all this Mark Lucy,

who slept with who business,

the long and short of it is,
Lucy has slept with Mark,

and Jess has got the text to
prove it.

And Jess showed me and Arg the
text.

- It's a bit awkward then, isn't
it?

[pop music]

- You've gotta blow it up.

- Why aren't you blowing up?
- I don't know.

- Can you see the little pocket
mum,

see and then it out, and then
yes.

- Oh I see, right.

- All right Lolly, now you're
going!

[laughing]

- I'll be right onto ya--
- don't you fly!

[laughing]

- [Natalia] There's too
much air going into it!

- I wonder how far it blows up?

- Turn around!

Is it blow--
[laughing]

- Come back round.

- Trust her to get the most
pushy-out

outfit in the world.

- Problem is, how am I
gonna go toilet with it on?

- You could put your bucket up
there--

- Oh get out of it!

[up beat music]

- Are you into bondage Gem?
- No I'm not.

- Cause it looks like you're
taking

quite an enjoyment in
typing Dino up there.

- I don't know what she's
supposed to be doing to me here.

- I'm trying to get your
bandages on tight

so you look like real zombies.

- My legs gonna fall off you put
it on--

- They're not zombies Gem!

- Oh what are you then?
- They're mummies!

- What's the difference?

- Zombies are like--

- Well zombies are still alive,

and they eat on people
to make them zombies.

But mummies just are dead.

- [Dino] What is she doing to
me?

- I'm trying to like,
push your package down.

It's bulging me being in this
position.

- Well let's get it covered.

- I bet I'd scare you.

- Well you're scaring me now.

- [Debbie] There's a
nice cup of tea for you.

Okay, thanks Debbie.

- You are absolutely shattered,
what's wrong with ya?

- You know what, I really did
work my arse off at boot camp.

- You've got to stop this yo yo
dieting.

Do you know it's really
bad for your health.

- Yeah, I just feel a
bit up and down anyway.

- You are.

- I just feel a bit like I've
let myself

go a little bit recently, and I
keep Lydia

is going up and up and
up and I feel a bit like,

I dunno, I'm sort of letting her
down,

letting everyone down a little
bit.

- Yeah, but that's how you feel,

but that's not how Lydia feels.

You was a big boy when she met
you, James,

you was what, eighteen, nineteen
stone?

So it's not like she met you

and you was like Prince
Charming, was you?

Well you wasn't, was you?

I mean you seem like you are
always

worried about what everyone else

is thinking around you,
when you shouldn't.

- You know, going back
to the Italian night

that we had at dinner, did you
really mean

what you said about how you
wouldn't

want me to end up with Lydia and
stuff?

- I think whatever is to be,
will be.

I think you were both
really young when you met,

I mean you was the one who
stopped her

getting really good A-Levels,
wasn't you?

[laughing]

Well you was, because
she is a very clever girl

and she got brilliant GSCE's.

- But it is important that
I want you to, you know,

want me to be Lydia's future
husband.

- Well, part of the family.

- Yeah, part of the family,

and do you think we'll end up
together.

- Yes, I do think you
will end up together.

- Haha, so we got the
truth out you finally.

You think I'll marry your
daughter?

I think you will marry my
daughter

and I think I'll be in the
wedding photos

like this, like that,
and I'll be really happy.

- Ahh, James, you are back from
boot camp.

Well done, how did it go?
- I got through it.

- Did you do well?
- It was hard work.

- Oh no, what happened?

- It all got a bit silly
and out of hand really.

- Why?

- We decided to play truth
or dare and basically--

- He's gonna tell you he
slept with Gemma in a minute.

- No, don't worry, I
didn't sleep with Gemma,

but she sort of, you know,

she says how much she loves you,
Lydia,

and she's got respect
and she'd never go there,

but at the same time she sort of
confessed

her undying love for me.

- Shut up!
- I had to be nice to her,

and I did sort of say to her

that if me and Lydia weren't
together then you never know.

[horror music]
[scream]

[up beat music]

[screaming]

- Happy Halloween!
- Wow, dead cheerleader.

Hello!
- You all right?

- Oh my god, honey, you did
brilliant!

- Ahh, ghost hunting special,
I would love to live here.

- What is that in the window?

[screaming]

- Thank you all making
an absolute an effort.

- Apart from some people, Arg.
- What you talking about?

- For that I hope you
are wearing your nappy,

because you have become
our victim tonight.

- The reason why we chose
this place is because

this house is like 350 years
old.

There were six soldiers that
come here

to rescue themselves, they
had no legs and stuff,

and then the people that
live here have witnessed

all these ghosts coming down
these stairs.

And there's also a little
girl in a white nightie

that runs through the woods.

Nobody go in the woods on
their own, if they have to.

Seriously, girls, I'm not
joking.

- [Man] Wait, Arg, are you fine?

- [Arg] No don't worry, it's
bullshit.

[men laughing]

- After three everyone, one, two
three.

- [All] Happy Halloween!

[EDM music]

- What are you doing?

- What do you mean, what am I
doing?

- Look at me, look at
Lydia and look at you.

- You are Robert Patterson,
right?

- You are Robert Patterson from
Twilight?

- Yeah, but who are you?

- Lydia is a porcelain doll,
I am a dead Dean Martin.

- Dead, you've just,
you've got tanned skin

you look just how you normally
do with no blood on you.

You've taken me for a mug again,
ain't ya.

You told me to dress up to the
max

and you are wearing nothing.

- You just look like Arg.

- What causes twins to be
identical?

- You know, like when a woman
is pregnant, the egg splits.

- Shut up, I think it's more
freaky

this conversation than
talking about ghosts.

- Isn't it some girls
fantasies to have two twins?

We've been offered before.

- I think one man's
enough, I couldn't have

more than one man at the same
time.

- What about two half men?

[laughing]

[up beat music]

- Who's that?
- Mark, what's happening?

- Is that you, Joe?

- Oh, mate, it is fucking
killing me, this thing.

- You always have to
take it one step further.

That's a decent outfit.

I'll give it to you,
that's a decent outfit.

You know Joey, I've
been wanting to see you,

because you know, just
talk to you as a friend,

I was gonna before, I just
didn't think I needed to

because I thought you, you know,

you were over Sam and you
didn't care about things.

- I thought you would have told
me

before you was seeing her.

- Yeah, but it weren't like that
at first,

that is exactly what I
am trying to say to you.

Because it was like friendly at
first.

- You know, I ain't pissed with
ya,

you know I'm not like that.

- Yeah, no, but it's not about
you being pissed with me,

it's about you being
upset about it, about Sam.

- Listen, Mark, I know
for a fact you would not

know how I feel, because you
don't know

whether I still care about
her, love her, whatever.

Me and Sam are over each
other, it's clear, innit,

like we both said if we missed
each other

we'd get back together, we
didn't.

- So you are over Sam?
- I am over Sam.

And I want her to move
on, I'm happy for her.

I promise now, Mark, you can
see her, mate, it's fine.

I don't care about that,
you can do what you want.

- Alright, cool, anyway I
suppose we'll have a drink
later.

- Yeah, nice to see you,
Mark, let's go have a drink.

- Yeah, lovely to see you too.

- Lovely to see you too,
Mark, see you later, mate.

[techno music]

[screaming]

- Let's hold hands.

- Why?
- Why?

- Let's call on the spirits.

Ready, shut your eyes.

No, no laughing.

This is serious Harry, I know
how to

call the spirits up, I've got
the vibe.

- All right.
- Shut your eyes

and think about it, stop
talking the piss out me,

or else I'll slap your bum.

Spirits if you're with us today,

we wanna celebrate your life

and feel you in our presence.

[all laughing]

- What, you seriously?

- It's your laughing,
you're making me laugh.

- Know what, I love spooky
stuff,

I love getting the
adrenaline of spookiness.

- [Gemma] What about you,
do you get scared easy?

- No--
- Why do you not get scared?

Are you proper mad?

- Cause I'm from the ghetto.

- Where are you from?

- Croydon.
- Croydon.

[all laughing]

- How are you doing?

- I am good, you?
- Good outfit.

- You like it?
- Yeah.

- Do you know what you look
like?

You know when we first started
going out?

When we was 15, you look
exactly like tonight.

- How did you work that out?

- You just do, it's like
you've gone back ten years,

you look exactly the same,
that's when I loved ya.

- That's when you loved me?

What when we were fifteen?

So you didn't love me
for the other nine years?

- Not as much as I did then.

- Well, a lot has
happened since then girl.

- A lot, you've changed,
I don't know you no more.

- Well--
- Still love me though.

- Huh?
- You still love me though.

- What do you mean I still love
ya?

What are you talking about?

- I can tell in your eyes.

- I was with you for a long
time, you were my first love.

Obviously there's always
going to be, you know,

it is never going to
completely go out of my system,

but we are moving on and
you know that, you know?

- Yep, why are you so serious?

I can't look at you seriously no
more,

you are a bit of a joke these
days.

- On that note, see you
later on, have a good night.

- I went to breakfast with Mario
earlier

and it's the first time we've
had a chance

to chat after the whole
hall pass scenario.

He basically turned round
and said to me that,

he doesn't wanna move in with me
anymore.

- Oh my God.

- He said I feel like you don't
trust me,

and basically said that it's all
my fault.

And I just feel like we've made

a massive step back and
I am annoyed about it.

- Yeah, I would be as
well, because you were

looking forward to it, I know
you were.

It's like proposing to someone

and taking back the ring, innit.

- Yeah, and then the other
night when he was out,

I was like oh, did you see
anyone, did you chat to anyone?

He said, oh yeah, I spoke
to Lauren and Lauren.

He'd never mentioned them
before,

obviously they'd be out in
places that we'd be out in,

but he'd never sort of say to
me,

oh yeah I bumped into them.

- And he said he don't
wanna move in with you?

- And then we have just
been dancing downstairs

and she's walked up behind him
and started

grinding behind him, I
don't think that's on.

- A similar thing's happened to
me.

James went to boot
camp, and Gemma has said

her undying love for him, and
it's like.

- Gemma has said to James that
she?

- Gemma Collins has said to
James

that she thinks that she loves
him.

- Since when?

- I feel like James is there,
and I should

only love James and James
should only love me,

and I don't want anyone else.

I just hate the thought of
anyone else

being in love with my boyfriend.

Like he's like mine to love,
do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, maybe, you know.

- But I never thought
that I'd be sitting here

saying that Gemma Collins is
in love with my boyfriend.

- How scary is this?

- Let's proper scare ourselves.

Come on, Chloe, you know you
want to.

- Shall we play hide and seek
in the woods or something?

- Yeah.

[screaming]

- Look at that up there, watch!

[screaming]

- [Girl] Gemma!

- It sort of does my head in for
a while,

doesn't it you?
- What?

- Just everyone around and just
Lauren

is just always giving me looks
and stuff.

And she come up to me
and started saying stuff

like oh, you're a joke and all
this.

And before she starts having a
row with me

I just walked off.
- Do you still love Lauren?

- Well, there's, I suppose
there's two different

types of love, I still care for
the girl,

but I don't want to ever with
her again,

you know I am moving on from
that.

[horror music]

- I think they have all
gone down all ready.

[screaming]

- Oh God!

[screaming]

- Sod this, I shall go and get
some, oh!

- Oh my god, what the hell.

- Have you put my head, argh!
- Ew there is two of them.

- Oh, my god, I just put my head
on that.

- Now I want us to form a semi
circle guys, let's hold hands

and just let's try and scare
ourselves.

- What do we do, do we hum or
something?

- It stinks of piss.

[James yells]
- Stop it!

- Sod the séance, let's go.

- What do you want from us, Sam?

Do you just want just
to have a bit of fun,

or do you want more, because
I need to know what you feel.

- Obviously I want more, you
know how I feel about you.

I told you last year how I feel
about you,

but I just don't know
if I could trust you.

I wouldn't want to be in that
situation

where you cheat on me, what do
you want?

- Well, that's what I mean, I
don't know,

'cause at first it was just
meant to be a bit of fun,

spend a bit of time with you.

I didn't want to jump back in to
anything.

- I can hear Mark, I swear that
is Mark.

- It sounds like there
is someone behind us.

It's getting to the point in my
life now,

where it's like people are just.

That's what I mean,
look how insecure I am,

because there is always someone
looking when we are talking,

it feels like there I someone
watching us.

- You're so paranoid.
- I don't know.

- Do you love me?

- I definitely wouldn't
say I don't love ya.

It's definitely--

- Why can't you just say yes
then,

why do you have to like--

- Because if you love someone
that means you're saying

I want to spend the rest
of my life with them.

But I definitely know
there is some sort of love

otherwise I wouldn't be there
for this many years, would I?

Do you love me?

I think this is that part in the
movie

where we're meant to kiss.

- Come on then.
- You come to me.

- What?
- I am joking.

- I can't believe what I have
just seen.

- No one wants to see that.

- It just upsets me because
it's like now it's just me,

you know, they don't care.

He's my boyfriend that I've
been with for ten years,

I gave it my everything.

I wish I'd never met him, I wish
I never.

- No, you can't say that,
because you've got to think--

- I do.

- Everything happens for a
reason.

- Been nothing but grief in my
life.

- It was always going to be hard
for you

to let go of Mark, you
needed something to happen.

- I've already let go
of him, I just can't.

- Yeah, but I think you thought
you did,

but I don't think you.

- I can't believe I was with
him two months ago, engaged.

Like I looked at Mark like my
family.

- Well, he was your family.

- I know, yeah, and now I feel
like,

I just feel like, absolutely
devastated.

[up beat music]

- [Narrator] Next time on
'The Only Way Is Essex'.

Will there be enough of Arg to
go round?

- I never thought that I'd be
sitting here

saying Gemma Collins is
in love with my boyfriend.

Has Joey lost his head over Sam?

- I thought you would tell me

before you started seeing
her, you know what I mean?

- Joey, but it wasn't like that.

- I don't care man.

And will Mario ever get
the flour out of his hair?

Who knows, these people are
real,

because anything can happen
on "The Only Way Is Essex".

- Shut up!