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Please meet Crystal.

She says she needs to tell her mother her real job. Crystal, what's going on?

Well, Jerry, me and my mom have been having some problems. Yes. And we don't

really get along very well, but... Why not?

Because she doesn't like what I do.

She likes to pick fights with me and argue. What is it that you do that she

doesn't like? I'm a stripper.

Well, maybe it's because she's seen you already.

In fact, Jerry, I think I'm better than your pole dancer.

How about a nice hand for Angie?

Well, you let me have a word with your mom, I'll tell you that.

Well, no, you could understand why your mom wouldn't want you to be a stripper.

I mean, you know, did you finish school?

No. Well, why not?

I mean, you could have a good life. I love my job.

Guys love it, too.

Yeah, well.

So your mom doesn't like, then why are you here? I mean, you already know she

doesn't like that you're a stripper.

Because I have something else to tell her.

Oh, you're also an accountant.

No.

Okay. Wrong.

Why? I've been dancing for six months. Yes.

And I like it.

Yes. And I'm here to tell her for the past four months I've been prostituting.

Whatever.

Why not get a real job?

What do you want me to do?

I'll think of something. Cook burgers?

Clean toilets?

Windows? I don't know. What? Look at me.

I'm trying not to. I'm trying to behave.

Yes, okay, I'm looking at you. I'm gorgeous.

I have a beautiful body.

Yeah, but in a couple of years, you'll just be an ex -prostitute.

You know, and what's your life? In a couple of years, you'll be in a

home.

Do you have a senior citizen special?

Just thinking.

I don't know.

Come here and see Gerald. How you doing?

He's an old fellow.

You really think this is a good way to live?

I mean, I know you're making money now, but...

When you were a little girl, you didn't say, gosh, when I grow up, I want to be

a prostitute.

No, but when I was a little girl, I always did say I wanted to be a dancer,

like my mom.

Well, I'll let you talk to your mom.

Let's hear what she has to say about this.

She doesn't know what's going on because she's just been backstage but not

watching. Here she is, Debbie.

Have you lost your money?

What do you mean what am I doing?

Put your clothes on.

Why are you worried about it?

You're on TV. Look at me.

I see you and so does everybody else. That's right. Put some clothes on.

right.

Have you no respect for yourself at all?

For the past four months, I've been prostituting.

All right, would you?

You had no idea she was doing stuff like this?

No, Jerry, I knew that she was topless dancing, but I had no idea that she

go this far.

But it can't be that much of a leap. I mean, it's not to suggest that every

dancer does that, but a lot probably do.

I suppose.

I just had bigger dreams for her. Why did she drop out of school?

Boys she got into boys and she didn't she's lazy.

She didn't want to do homework She didn't want to get up early. Why don't

come out here and talk to her? Okay

Please

meet Wakita.

She says rumors paint her boyfriend is less than faithful key to what's going

Well, Jerry, I've been dating this guy for two and a half years named

And my friends come telling me that he is messing around when he's going out.

When he leaves home, he's telling me that he's going out with his friends.

I don't believe in that. Yeah.

I'll tell you what, it's going to be easier to tell your story if we have a

dancer.

What is... Actually, a dancer didn't have a chance to show up. What's your

Deluise. Deluise.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay, Deluise.

Well, enjoy yourself, but we're getting on with the show now. All right.

Okay, so let's get back to Wakita.

You suspect... Okay, you suspect that your boyfriend has been cheating on you?

Yes. And why is that?

Because my friend's coming out saying that when he's going out to the clubs,

he's supposed to be with his friends, with his boys and everything.

But he's messing around with some other females.

Yeah. How long have you been going with him?

We've been together for two and a half years. Have you ever known him to cheat

before? Yes, he has cheated on me before. Why do you take him back?

Because I love him. Because you love him. Yeah. Okay.

Even though he's not faithful?

He's faithful to me now.

Okay. Well, let's find out.

Okay. Oh, here, there's this woman, Samantha. Let's bring her out.

Let's bring out...

Okay, do you...

Do you feel a little bit bad that she... Where did you meet this guy? Where

did you meet this guy? I met him in a store.

You met him in a store?

Yes, sir. Well, how did you start? Did you start up... He tried to talk to me.

He tried to talk to you while you were in the store?

And did he say, hey, let's get together, or...

Yeah, we were together a couple of nights after. Right after. He got your

and everything. Okay. Well, let's meet him, find out what he has to say about

all this. Here's Demetrius.

He has been cheating on you. How long have you been sleeping with her?

About four months. Four months, and you met her in a store.

Yeah. But you were going then with Wakita.

Well, Wakita, she ain't shit in bed, you know.

I ain't.

You know, when we have sex, all you do is lay down. I'm not.

Oh, when I get on you, you don't like it how I get on you, huh?

This one right here, she like getting in front of the back and everything, you

know.

Do you tell her you love her?

Yeah, I tell her that all the time. Well, if you tell her you love her and

you've been living with her for two and a half years and you tell her daughter

that, she has a reason to believe it, no?

I know, but... If you can't stand her, why do you stay with her? Why do you

sleep with her? It ain't like I can't stand her, Jerry. She just nags all the

time. She's like Star Arganist with me, you know?

But I give you what you want.

She'd give you the shirt off her back. I give you what you want.

I give you what you want.

I'm...

Samantha, you are... I'm really not for your man.

Okay, Samantha, but you have a boyfriend.

Ernest. Ernest. Let's bring out Ernest.

It's down on blues, baby.

Believe that. I took care of you.

I gave you this. I gave you that. We walked on the levee. We went play pool.

We did these things.

You understand what I'm saying?

I gave you every damn thing.

You're supposed to be big mama.

I'm little papa. He ain't shit.

He ain't shit.

You hear what I'm saying? I apologize. I'm dapper.

He ain't shit.

I'm sorry.

That's the ostrich in the zoo.

And I'm about to pluck his damn feathers. And I'm going to tell you one

bro. I'm going to tell you one thing, bro.

And I'm going to tell you something else.

When we lay around here, we make love. What can he do for you?

What can he do for you? He a better lover than you. He a better lover. I got

motion in the ocean. What do you got?

He ain't got shit.

But you a minute man. He can't do nothing.

You a minute man. I go out there and write the love. You a minute man. I

the goddamn bread in. You a minute man.

You sit your ass at the boondock drinking liquor with your friends, I'll

that shit. When I want to talk to you, we in there fussing. Your ass get up and

walk out. You don't want to understand shit.

I'm going to have you clean up and lay down on your ass on the bingo. Yeah, you

take care of the baby. Hold on, Jerry. You take care of the baby, yeah.

But I sit that motherfucker and watch everything.

Do you understand me? Do you love him?

Yeah, I love him. If you love him, why?

I want some of him, Jerry.

I want some of him, Jerry.

I want some of you. You hear me?

Take your woman. Take your woman. Take your woman.

Take your woman. Take your woman. Take your woman.

Take your woman. Take your woman. Take your woman. Take your

woman.

You don't know me.

You broke up a happy home, partner. But let me tell you one thing. You're going

to get your answer. And you better sit your five -dollar hands down before I

make change, baby.

What's the deal?

What's the deal? What's the deal? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

You couldn't respect my mind?

Huh? You know you had a man.

You know you had a man.

I'm on the ground. I'm going to be there for you.

Tell me that.

Huh? You out your plans.

Disrespecting me.

Huh? Do you want to be back with him?

Yes, I do want to be back. You want to take her back? Oh, no. Both of them get

peed on before they get peed on.

No? Okay.

You hear me?

You hear me?

I want some of you, boy.

I want some of you.

I want some of you. Okay.

Make your plea. If you want him back, make your plea.

There ain't no plea. I'm sorry, Ernest. There ain't no plea and there ain't no

need. I'm begging you. You would have been dismissed as a drug kid. I don't

him. I don't want him.

I'm sorry, Ernest.

I'm sorry. I apologize.

I'm sorry.

Don't check.

Welcome back. You had wanted to say something to our dancer.

I knew I'd get some dancing lessons because, bitch, you ain't got shit.

Get over here!

And who are you?

I'm her daughter. I mean, she's my daughter. That's how you deserve it.

You're the mom. Yeah.

Okay.

Everybody's friends at the Jerry's.

our dancer, Angie.

Okay, my guests today are feisty women. Please

meet Summer.

She says she's got a dirty little secret to tell her boyfriend.

Summer Springer. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Jerry.

Okay. What's going on? Well, Jerry, I'm here to tell my boyfriend that I'm a

hooker.

We love hookers! We love hookers! We

love hookers!

Yes.

I've been...

What's your favorite season?

Oh, Steve loves the summer. Okay.

All right, so what's going on there, Summer?

I'm just, my boyfriend thinks I am babysitting, and he has no idea. What do

mean? Yeah, he thinks I have a babysitting job, and I really, I'm a

I've been doing it for four years, and I think it's time that he knows. He's

talking about marriage and kids, and, you know. Do you love him?

No, not really. Oh.

But I mean, he needs to know before it goes any farther, you know? How'd you

meet him?

Huh? How'd you meet him?

Through a good friend of mine. Okay.

But you like him. Yeah.

And if he asked you to stop, you wouldn't do that?

Nope.

Because I make damn good money. I love selling my ass. I mean, it's good money,

you know? What if he asked you just to rent it?

I don't even know what that means. I just say stupid stuff all the time. All

right. Well, he now knows. He's watching backstage. Here's Troy.

How can you do this to me when you know I love you? How can you degrade

yourself, embarrass me?

It's money, and I've been doing it for four years, you know? I've not done it

before I even met you.

So either you accept it or you don't.

That's the way it is.

Okay, what would I have to do to get you to stop?

I'm not going to stop, Troy. You're not going to stop. No, I'm not.

I'm not. You had no idea she's a hooker?

No.

There's something else you need to tell him, right?

Yeah, there's something else you need to know before this goes any further,

actually.

I am bisexual.

Sleeping with somebody else.

Thank God. For about three months now, I've been sleeping with somebody else.

Let's meet her.

Christy.

Well, we're all concerned where this is going.

All right.

So you're not... That's where it's going.

So you're not a client.

No, this is my girlfriend.

I'm a girl. What are you going to say now? It looks like... I don't know. I

mean, I wanted to make a future with her. You know, I love her.

I wanted to make a future with her, but the choice is all hers, I guess. No,

you're garbage.

You need to be gone.

It's me and her. I love her.

You can't do that. You've got what I need, man. You could never have what she

has. You don't mind that she's a prostitute? No, I don't. I

don't mind at all.

She don't judge me. She's very good to me. We're like best friends besides, you

know, lovers. I mean, I guess.

You're out of luck, huh?

Well, maybe you're in luck.

We'll be back. Here we have Rhonda, who is very upset with her boyfriend, Joey,

because Joey has been sleeping with his family members most recently.

Most recently with Candy, his cousin.

But let's be fair, Rhonda.

You're also having extracurricular activity, right?

He said that with his whole family, and he said and promised me it'd been over

for five months.

Well, I hope you know, Rhonda, that I slept with him last week. And we're

to continue because, look, you've done it to yourself.

You can't even go to his house. He has to hide his pictures because you tear

them up. I've seen him cry. I've seen him do every fucking thing. I've seen

beat your fucking brains out.

lied to me last night laying there. I love you.

I'm going to hurt you.

I'm hurting you.

Somebody get him some beads.

Oh, my God.

I'm getting you.

You're going to leave him the hell alone, right? Oh, I'm not. Hey, Candy,

are you... That's your cousin. Why are you sleeping with your cousin?

Because I love him.

I've been with him for... We've grown up together.

Well, yeah, but he's a relative.

You shouldn't sleep with your relative. I know, but I love him with all my...

heart i'm just going out that door like shit and i'm tired going out one way i'm

going out he cries he drinks himself to death and i'm tired of seeing him and

she's going out one of these doors all right uh i'm telling everything ronda

you're sleeping with uh someone else right daryl let's meet daryl

Shit, punk. Man, you fucking been friends for a long time, man. You ain't

do this to me.

Man, look how much you done hurt her. Why you wanna treat me like this, man?

I've been your friend for a long time.

Man, sleeping with your motherfucking sister?

Your cousin? Your cousin?

Man, you my friend.

Man, why you hurting Robin?

You a punk. I ain't hurting Robin.

You are a punk. She's hurting me, stabbing me in my back, sleeping with

friend. You know why? You know why?

My friend. You know why?

You want me to tell you why?

Because I'm good to her, punk.

You might be good to her. You're going to see something.

You might be good to her.

Look here, man. I've given her everything in this world. But look at

Why do you want to sleep with your own damn kid people?

Look at you, brother.

I've done it before.

You know, it's just something that happened.

Something that happened?

Yeah. Man, shit like that don't happen. You are sick.

He's supposed to be my friend. I ain't...

Where is Rhonda?

You ain't nothing, boy.

You are a trailer park trash.

You are incest -sick punk.

That's what you are. I might be.

You damn right you are.

What? Hey, Jerry, how you doing, buddy? I'm fine, buddy.

How you doing?

How you doing?

All right, so you've been sleeping with... Rhonda. Rhonda, even though you

that...

Rhonda's with him. And he's been my drinking partner for the last four

But look at you, man. Look how you treat her.

Every week we go to Dunnett. Every week we go. But look how you treat her, Joey.

You don't have much to complain about because you really are sleeping with

cousin. And that's true.

And he thinks that's all right. Is that all right, y 'all?

Let's hear from y 'all again.

Give a nice hand for our dancer, Angie.

All right.

Okay, we'll see you next week. No, okay. My guests today say that having an

identical twin may have made their life a living hell. Please meet Sabrina.

She's here to break her twin sister's heart. Sabrina, what is going on?

Hi, Jerry. I'm Sabrina.

I have an identical twin sister named Katie.

You have an identical twin sister named Katie. Yeah.

Okay, and we're both hot and sexy. I want to know if you guys want me to

You're both what?

Hot and sexy.

You're both hot and sexy.

for the two Slovakians. No, okay.

Oh, anyway, thanks for being here.

So, so you and your... I'm trying to remember what I asked you before you

took your clothing off.

Oh, right.

You were saying you and your identical twin are both hot and sexy.

Okay. Okay.

Well, your clothing's off. You shouldn't be hot anymore.

Okay. How about... Okay, so why are you here?

Jerry, I have to tell you, I've been sleeping with my fiance. I had sex with

a week ago, and I've been having oral sex with him for about three or four

months.

I

don't remember

asking that much.

I think... Okay.

So you are sleeping, without going into the details, you're basically sleeping

with your identical sister's fiancé. Why would you do that to her? Well, Jerry,

she's done it plenty of times to me before.

Oh, she sleeps with your boyfriend.

Okay, do you think her fiancé is aware that you're not her?

Because you identify yourself, right? Okay.

Oh,

you're taking your shoes off. That can only mean one thing.

Okay. All right.

Now, do you not get along with your sister?

No, we're always fighting because every time I had to get a boyfriend, she'd

sleep with him, and I'd leave him because of it, so it's time to get

Oh, is this the first time you've slept with one of her boyfriends? Now, you

said fiancé. I mean, they're really getting married?

She thinks they're coming on the show to get married.

Oh.

It's not going to be easy to get that gown off.

Okay, so now you're... Do you feel a little bit bad?

No. When you're sleeping with him, does he ever call out her name?

No. He tells me he loves me. He tells you he loves you.

Does he think you're better looking?

And you're very attractive. I'm just saying because you're twins.

So now...

Do you love him?

Yes, I love him. I'm going to be with him today. I'm telling her that I'm

her away. Do you want to marry him? Yeah, I'm telling her I'm taking her

from him and I'm going to be with him.

But how can you ever trust that he's going to be faithful to you?

And why won't he go back and sleep with her then?

We'll just have to see. How long has he been with her?

For about two and a half years now. Two and a half years. Two and a half. And

you just started having sex. Oh, no. Well, the other thing you did for four

months. But then the real sex you had.

Do you think your sister has any clue that this is going on? She has no idea.

Well, she does now, of course, because she's watching backstage. Here is Candy.

What's the point of seeing them both?

Did you have any idea?

Did you have any idea that she was sleeping with him? No. Have you caught

cheating before?

No. She says you once slept with her boyfriend.

Is that true? Can't help they come to me instead of her.

You what?

Can't help they go to me instead of her.

She ain't nothing but a fucking slut, dear.

She's up with all my...

Do you guys always dress the same?

No. Okay.

Uh -uh.

Okay,

well, you can understand why she's unhappy.

I mean, you know, that's pretty mean what you're doing, but you did the same

thing to her, right?

Yeah. Let's bring out David.

David, what's going on?

Are you cheating on her or you really don't know who's who? I could tell them

apart. How do you tell them apart?

Because I basically grew up with them.

Oh, you grew up with them. I see.

And I'm sorry.

Oh, he's sorry. Okay, shh. I'm sorry.

But you're just never there for me whenever I was wanting someone to talk

You always take off with your family and friends where she's always there.

When I get sick, she's always there saying, do you need anything?

I'm like, yeah.

I need someone to talk to and hang out with where you always go off with your

friends and hang out and do what you want to do. You don't want to go?

There's another thing I have to tell both of y 'all.

I met this guy.

And we hooked up, and I just wanted to basically tell you all that I'm gay.

Sorry.

Why?

How did you find out you were gay?

There's a couple...

I'm sorry. No, that's the band's wall. Okay.

Did you find out you were gay? I was hanging out. I have some gay friends.

Yes. And so we started being a friend of mine, hooked up with other people, and

then we played around and just rolled.

And before you knew it, there you were.

And I ended up liking it more than I liked females.

So what's the point you're saying? You're leaving us for a guy?

Okay,

well, now at least you don't have to worry about your sister.

Okay, do you guys have a twin brother?

No.

Okay.

Oh, no.

So you're saying... Okay,

well, you really are apologizing to both because now when you...

started cheating. Now, I'm confused.

Oh, wait. You started with her.

I was dating her.

That's what I was supposed to get married to, yeah. Okay. So, you want to

married to her. But then you started cheating with the twin sister.

My question is, did you already know you were gay or you already had these gay

experiences? I was kind of curious.

You were then just curious.

But before I slept with her, I already slept with a couple of guys.

Yeah, he told me last night he was going to marry me.

Did you tell her last night you were going to marry her? Did what?

Yeah. You did tell her that you were going to marry her? Because I didn't

I was going to be able to come out.

And just say that you were gay?

Correct. I see.

All right. Well, wait. I don't know how my family is going to react to this.

Yeah, they're not happy.

They're not happy.

But you know what? As angry as you are, there's no point in trying to pursue

this. If he's gay, it's never going to work, right?

All right.

I guess we'll find somebody else. I just don't want y 'all to be my friends and

love me. I guess I'll find somebody else.

I don't need you.

You ain't got a job.

Your daddy supports you.

Well, that was true even before you found out he was gay, but you were still

sleeping with him.

They enjoyed the things that my dad gave me to give to them.

Okay, but this engagement looks like it's over.

It's over. What about the sisters?

It's over.

You two going to be able to get on as sisters?

No. Oh, hell no.

No, that's... And you're going to move on?

Okay, well, the worst part's over. You admit, you know, you kind of come out

with it.

Yeah.

Well,

okay,

but that engagement's off.

You didn't order the cake or anything?

No. Okay. All right.

So what?

Can I leave?

No. No, that's okay.

Steve, why don't you provide comfort?

To the guys.

Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. There's that

Jimmy. All right, we'll be back.

Thank you. Welcome back. My guests today were crushed to learn that they are not

the only one in their lover's life.

Please meet Pauletta. She says all she wants is a happy home, but her neighbor

is doing everything she can to make sure that it doesn't happen.

Pauletta, what is going on?

I'm here today to tell my neighbor to stay away from my man. They have been

messing around for like a year.

Yeah. How long have you been with him? We've been together for like six years.

Six years. We raised two kids together.

My youngest child, three days after she was born, he got locked up.

I had to take care of her for six months, my two kids for six months by

And when he got out, he proposed to me, but I don't have an answer because I

want to know if he still messes with his fat slut first.

Oh, I see. And how does she live in the building? Oh, she stays three apartments

down from me. Oh, I see.

And when you talk to him about her, what does he say?

that they don't have nothing going on they did mess around but they're not

messing around anymore but you think it may still be going on no i know they are

oh how do you know because someone told you or yeah a lot of people talk about

it and you know i could tell the reaction they be together they smile a

play around each other all the time all right well i'll let you talk to her here

she is devlon

Your mammy is a $5 hoe. What?

You can't even take care of your kids. Your dirty ass house. Your nasty house.

Your nasty house. Your pocket tool. You don't do nothing.

Christian, what's going on? You're saying you want to be with her. Yes, I

to be with her.

But are you still sleeping with her?

Oh, how are you going to tell me you love me, Chris?

How are you going to tell me you love me? And you're going to leave her? I

you I love you. Yeah.

You tell me you're going to leave her all the time. Why are you out here

You're out here lying. You're trying to play me. Well, you didn't say that when

you gave me that $50 for Christmas, did you?

How much did he give you for Christmas?

$450.

$450? How much did you get? How much did you get? Nothing.

Nothing? He lived with two dogs. Okay, and what did he give you?

$250.

$250. If it hadn't been for that $50, you could have gotten $500.

Okay. Okay.

It's all great, but you ain't going nowhere.

I ain't going nowhere.

Yeah, as long as I got this vagina, you... Whatever.

Whatever. Don't nobody want to hear you. Oh, you going to hear me? Don't nobody

want to hear you.

That's what's up.

That's what's up. It's all great.

Y 'all crazy.

Y 'all crazy.

Okay.

So you decide you want to be back here and you're not going to sleep with her

anymore. No, he gonna still sleep with me. I'm just talking for me, Jerry.

What else? I ain't wanna sleep with her. I ain't even... Okay, bitch.

We'll be back.

I just wanna see Angie topless.