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So why would you want a lesbian if you got me? What's that about?

Boy, do I feel put out.

Okay, so that's what you want to do.

And you're going to tell your boy... You are here, why? To tell your boyfriend

that... That I'm doing it. It doesn't matter. He's backstage watching right

and me and Naomi, we're going to get it done. Naomi is the lesbian.

She's my friend. She's your friend. Yeah, we've never done this before.

Oh, this is a great place to start. That's why I need you to come sit with

Yeah.

So you're going to ask this photographer to take pictures of you two together.

Yeah.

We're going to do that.

I'm so embarrassed. I have an outfit just like that.

I can't believe how much water.

Naomi, welcome to our show. Have you ever been with a woman before? No, I've

never been with a woman before, but she is like one of my best friends, and I

love her to death, and she's hot. I mean, she's hot, right?

So I'm all over it. We're going to have fun.

This is going to make her happy.

This isn't something you wanted to try at home first?

No, because I think it's cool to still have a fight because of her boyfriend,

because I don't like how he has her on lock and chain either. Oh, yeah. Well,

maybe she's into that.

Well, that's a different thing.

Okay, so what happens now?

Well, I actually bought a photographer with me, and we're going to have some

fun.

You are.

What's your name?

What's your name?

My name is Nunu. Your name is Nunu?

No. No?

Okay, and this must be very hard, what you're doing. It's a little rough, but I

think I'm going to get through it. Good luck to you.

All right, what do we do? We just turn on the music?

Girls,

you ready?

Show them what you can do.

Give her a kiss.

There you go.

I want you to go down on her.

Go down slowly.

Do it slow.

Go down. There you go.

I am in so much trouble.

All right, well, let's bring out your sister, huh? Okay, here's your sister,

Monique.

Hi,

Monique. Welcome to the show.

How is your relationship with sisters?

How would you describe it? I mean, it was great until she brought me on the

show. I mean, this is the Jerry Springer Show.

I'm here to tell you that I'm sleeping with your man. What about that?

That must hurt.

suspect that he was cheating on you?

This is tougher than dancing.

Oh, sure.

So where are you from? No.

Okay. So even though whatever, however unhappy you

are with how she's been treating you, taking her boyfriend away, did you ever

tell her that you love this guy?

Do you love this guy? Maybe that's fair. I know he's your boyfriend, but do you

really love him or is it just another guy that you kind of... She don't love

him. She does not love him.

I do love him.

I'm going to be fucking your sister.

You ain't never there. Right, right. You ain't never at home. Okay, but you

weren't even mad enough to sit there and tell me. I told you before. I told you.

I said, Monique, you need to spend time with me. You need to spend time with

these kids. You're the one that don't listen. I call you on your cell phone.

don't call me back. You don't do nothing.

You don't do nothing.

You don't even talk to me.

Move. Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Is it true that you don't pay any attention to him? She don't pay no

to him. She doesn't give a damn about him.

She out whoring and thinks he ought to stay home and keep her kids every day. I

call her cell phone. I leave messages.

She don't ever call back. She hardly ever answer her cell phone, you know.

Okay, like I said, like I said, I'm out all the time trying. I'm the only one in

the house paying bills, taking care of everything, taking care of the kids.

And look at her. What, you want some?

You want some?

That's exactly what I'm talking about right there. That's exactly what I'm

talking about right there. And you're going to get more than that. I need to

that fixed. All you need to do is just spend time. I make plans with you and

break our plans. Hang out with your friends.

You don't want to do shit. You don't want to do nothing.

I want it to be a family.

I want it a family.

I want it a family. You want a home. That's what you want. You want a home.

That's what you want.

You want a home. That's what you want.

All you had to do all

you got to do is come home all you had to do was come home period

That's all you have to do. It ain't about the money. I don't give a damn

the money. I don't care how much money you make or how much money you don't

make. Okay, so who would pay the bills if I wasn't out working? The bills are

going to be paid. You know that.

They're not going to give us life for free.

They're not going to give us gas for free.

We're not going to be able to live in a house for free.

My car's going up for gas for free.

My car's going up for gas for free.

If you work 24 hours, then we should be able to have more money than what we

have right now. You don't work 24 hours.

And we still going to have kids. I do work and you know it. Whatever.

And you know it. You want a hoe, that's all you want. No, I wanted a woman.

Because you're not a real man. I wanted a woman and you didn't want to be that

woman. I'm more of a man than any man you ever had. You're the one that don't

want to be that woman.

Okay, you know it. What do you want to say to him?

What do you want to say to him?

Sit down.

I got to get one of these things with pockets.

Cedric, I love you. You've been there for me, and I know you need a real

and I am going to be the woman.

Do you love me? Yes, I do. I love you too, baby. I want to know if you'll

me.

Yes.

What's it going to be? You two going to be together now?

Of course. You don't love her? You don't want to be with her? No. He don't love

that whore. He don't love that bitch. She don't spend no time with me. That's

all I wanted is time, period. I wanted time. I wanted to be a family. She

doesn't want that. And I already feel like we're a family. And they're going

be broke together just to let y 'all know.

Yeah, you're going to be a whore for the rest of your life. And you're going to

be a whore for the rest of your life.

All I can say is that's your sister. Blood, wine, ticket, and anything.

When that brother leave you, you can't go back to her.

this fine gentleman that works for you, but does he get workman's comp?

Jimmy. Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Like she says, it's the blood thicker than cum.

You know what I'm saying?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Where y 'all two broke motherfuckers gonna live back when she kicked y 'all

Hey,

hey, hey.

ridiculous. This is trash. I don't want it. Well, I'm going to do what I want to

do.

This is what I want to do, whether you agree with it or not. And I've got

something to show you and the rest of these people.

And this is what I want to do.

I need some help from the audience.

I need some audience. You want to be a slut in front of these people, you do

Why can't she clean offices?

What exactly are you doing?

I'm making chocolate.

You're making chocolate.

See, we're a health show as well.

Yeah. My question is, yeah, my question is, why can't you clean offices?

So what am I interviewing here? So what do you think about world developments in

the Mideast?

So this is, is it worth losing your boyfriend for? If that's what it comes

If that's exactly what it comes to.

Well, I'll tell you what.

bring out your daughter -in -law who you don't particularly care for. Her name

is Amy. Here she is.

Why are you married to him? Why are you... Is it right what she's saying,

you're sleeping around with all these guys?

You know what, Jerry?

What? I may be a whore. I love sex, okay? I support her and her 17 -year

son, my kids, my husband.

You support them? Yes.

How? She doesn't work.

What do you... She's just not a fat ass.

And what... Oh, you get paid? You're like a prostitute?

Yeah, basically.

What?

She's a woman of taste.

Okay.

Let us know if you get cold.

All right.

Well, let's bring out your husband and your son. Here he is. Chris.

Yes! You need to mind your own business.

No, you need to stop this shit.

I'm going to do what I want, and I'm going to continue to make money. Because

like having sex. So does she. We both get paid. I pimp her and half of her

friends. I didn't raise you that way.

You missed the spot.

Just remember that. It's my ice cream truck that put everything down the line.

Yeah? Yeah. It's his ass that makes all the money now.

Why don't you go on and get a regular job? Why don't you go get a regular job?

Why should I support you guys? I've done it all along.

How convenient.

You know what? We make more money this way.

Don't expect me to tidy him out.

You think this is okay?

We have tomorrow.

Why do you think it's okay?

It's not okay. It's wrong.

I'm going to continue doing what I want. I like to have sex.

I'm going to continue having sex.

Sex with her. She's going to have sex with my friends. We're going to make a

of money and get rich.

Yeah, I don't believe that.

Chris, why did you marry her?

Because I love her.

And you love her enough that she can just sleep around with whoever she

Love is eternal. This is an object.

See, they're... It's all one.

It's nice to know the philosophical lessons we learn on a show. You can love

somebody and still...

My generation don't do things like that. Well, this is your generation.

Well, that's because now you have any morals.

Not the late 20s. It's not late 20s. It's 60s and 70s and 80s. And there was

free love then, too.

That's why you're single.

But you choose a lifestyle.

You choose a lifestyle, a decent lifestyle. You have children. We choose

lifestyle, and we love it. Yeah, you know what?

Dancing, okay?

You make a lot of money dancing. But why not make money?

love to somebody and having sex. There's two different things right there.

Well, I'm sorry. I only think it's one.

Most people with marbles, it's one thing.

Chris, you're okay with the idea that your children will grow up and know that

dad is pimping mom out to the neighborhood.

You don't think that hurts your kids? Hopefully by the time my children are

grown up, we'll be a little better financially set.

But they're going to see videos of this show. They're going to know. You don't

think you're ruining your kids' lives?

They're just going to have to accept life for what it is.

This isn't a way of life.

It's not.

Yes, it is. You guys ain't got no money like me.

Nobody got money like me.

You guys can't touch me.

Kids are the number one importance in everybody's life.

Yeah, and as long as my kids have a roof over their head, food in their belly,

and clothes on their back, I don't see any way wrong with that.

make enough money to get a regular job than what I can make in one night. You

get paid to have sex?

Yes. Where do you put the money?

Money goes to the house. In my pocket. In his pocket. Well, not in your pocket.

How much do you get paid?

I make between $300 a pop to $400 a pop.

She can keep her clothes on. I think she looks quite good. Just because you have

Santa Claus pants on don't mean you could give gifts all around the

neighborhood.

Everybody likes my gifts. That's why they keep coming back.

They keep putting cash in my pocket.

We like having sex, and we're getting paid.

I got a friend here.

Hadn't had none in God knows how long.

got 250.

Does that make you feel good?

Does that make you feel good? Because you know what?

Nobody in this audience knows me.

First, I just want to say hi to my baby. How you doing?

But, um...

Ooh, a mess.

But what the hell is your customer sucking on? Bottle nipples?

hugged her.

This comment's for Kojak and Cottage Ass. Do you charge her by the pound or

the minimum?

You're just jealous, buddy, because you can't afford it.

Obviously, if you're asking, you can't get none.

I see you unbroke the record. You unturned your horn to a housewife, huh?

You're the pimp of the two cents whore.

Two cents.

I got your two cents in my pocket right here. Here we go.

Hi. I have $10. How much do I get?

Not a buddy.

How much is that in pounds?

About seven pounds.

What's going to happen? You guys aren't going to give up this lifestyle.

No. Mom, what do you want to say to her?

You got to get out. You're not taking your kids, but you got to get out of my

house. You ain't taking my kids. I'll see that happen in court.

I'm not letting them be raised in this lifestyle.

I refuse to.

There's nothing that you or anybody else can do about it. You ain't working, so

how are you going to support your kids? Why, you think I can't go get a job

tomorrow? Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. I can get a job anywhere.

I'm a general manager. I can get a job anywhere.

No, you're too busy on the Internet with your boyfriends. Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

Every night you're on the Internet with your boyfriends. Okay.

So, are you kicking them out of the house?

Yeah, I want them out. Yes.

They got to get out.

We'll be back.

Okay, and I can't deal with this. This girl is so full of drama, and it's

killing me. I want to tell her that she is mine, and I'm going to fight for her.

She's coming with me.

I'll let...

You can tell her because she's been watching backstage. I guess she knows it

now. Here she is, Summer.

She's almost killed.

All right.

If this is over, any chance you're going back with guys?

You know?

Okay. Say what you want to.

I can't, I can't, I can't do it. I, you just, you just don't fit. Girl, I love

you. I need orgasms. She don't want you.

You cover me way entirely too much. I can't. She gives me my space. When I go,

when I want to go with. You were my first girl that I was ever with. Girl, I

can't, I can't do it. I can't, there's no way.

Are you upset about this?

Well, I'm just.

Are you just gay?

Here's Christy.

Do you understand that your parents were watching this?

Yeah. Hi, Jerry.

I don't think anybody here in the audience got enough of that one in the

row in the center. We'd like to see it one more time.

Let's bring out this other woman. Here's Julie.

So, what's my question? What's the difference?

All right. So, how long?

I've known her for eight years. Eight months, I mean. Eight months. Yeah.

Time flies when you're having a good time.

So, you've been together eight months.

And what do you want to say to him?

Well, I have a secret sexual fantasy, and that's to be with a woman. And

I'm going to have sex with a woman in that tub.

You had no idea your girlfriend was into this?

No, not at all.

What? Are you upset? What's your reaction to this? Not exactly. I mean,

to be part of this.

No, I can't. Why won't you let him in? No, this is my sexual fantasy, not

Are you a lesbian now?

Well, not unless Jerry joins.

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Okay.

What's the point?

Okay.

whips and chains to dominate her men. Maya, what is going on?

Well, Jerry, I'm a stripper and I have been for quite a while and I love it.

What was that about? Well, yes, and the point is what?

Well, Jerry, I have this thing that I do, and it's kind of new for me, but I

dominate my men by tickling them.

It's kind of different, yeah.

I just can't get into the whole domination with pain.

I just don't get it. I don't understand.

So, well, you tie men up and tickle them?

Oh, yeah, baby.

And this is a good thing?

Oh, they love it, Jerry. They love it? Oh, my God.

Why? Baby, they get to the point where they are just about to pee in their

pants. They're so excited.

It's so orgasmic. I can't imagine how much fun that is.

Oh, yeah, they love it. A few years from now, I'll be doing that involuntarily.

You're going to take this rope, hold it tight with a fist.

You'll keep it taut, not too tight, but you don't want to leave any slack in it.

Here she is, here's Dominique.

Reverend Brooks?

Hey, nice to have you with us.

They want to apparently get married here?

Go ahead, Reverend.

Well,

ladies and gentlemen, we're gathered here to join these two ladies in

I'd like to ask you, will you take this woman to be your...

Lawful wedded wife?

Yes. And ma 'am, I'd like to ask you, will you please take this lady to be

lawful wedded wife and live together within the estate of matrimony?

Of course.

Well, if it's of course, then I think it's a go. I'd like to have you place

right hand into my palm. Don't kiss yet.

I can't help it.

Well,

by the virtue of your consent, written and spoken, I now pronounce you wife and

wife.

We'll be back.