All language subtitles for The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. S01E05 The Montori Device Affair

Rome calling! Rome calling! Condition
red! We're being raided!

Run back, quick!

Come in, Rome.

Come in.

Rome here.

Signora Belloni has been killed.

A Montori unit has been taken.

One thrush agent is dead, a second is
badly wounded.

The wounded thrush agent has escaped.

Shall we continue to communicate?

Not until that Montori unit has been
recovered.

Attention all channels.

Attention all channels.

This is Mr. Waverly at headquarters in
New York.

Montori unit has been captured by
thrush.

There will be no further communications
over any uncle channel or relay.

There will be no further communications
over any uncle channel or relay.

Repeat. Montori unit has been captured
by thrush.

Was that a buzzer?

Oh, just, just a minute, girl.

False alarm.

False alarm.

Mantori!

Choo -choo.

Describe. Describe it.

Describe the Montori.

Describe the Montori.

Oh!

Sorry.

Come in, Miss Dancer.

I'm terribly sorry. I... You're late.

I know.

It won't happen again, sir.

Be seated.

That's Mr.

Kovacs and reprieves what I've been
saying.

A misdancer's benefit.

Well, gentlemen, as a... and misdancer.

With a Montori device.

Thank you, sir.

You can listen in on any relay, any
message, even top secret.

Anytime you please.

This is a real super -duper snooper.

I don't think those were my exact words,
Mr. Covington.

Well, no, sir.

But you did say this could destroy the
effectiveness of our

entire communication system if it should
fall into the wrong hands.

Quite correct.

Now, look, everybody, please, just
think. Try and think. A man left

here for me very important. An
instrument.

Like a machine?

Not like a machine. How could it be like
a machine? I said it was an instrument.

An instrument.

Now, listen, children, either one of
you.

Have you seen an instrument?

What does it look like?

Well, it was...

We're going to have to search the entire
place.

Do you want us to help, Conrad? No, no,
please, please. Don't help. Don't help,

Choo -Choo. Don't help. Go to Paris.
Take the models with you. I'll be able

struggle along somehow.

Don't climb.

Look, Choo.

Something round, small.

No.

of our Montori devices is missing, and
quite conceivably, it could be in the

hands of Thrush.

Now, all this comes about at a most
awkward time, just when we're engaged in

top -secret project of the greatest
importance, involving six major powers.

Now, each of these flags here represents
the top leader of each country.

Each man is on his way to a secret
summit conference.

This is the location of each leader at
this hour.

The computer keeping tab every hour on
the hour. At present time, they're

in unrelated directions to avoid
suspicion.

But at a secret time in a secret place,
they'll converge in a

town roughly in this area in the guise
of simple tourists.

We can't get in touch with them.

That's why Thrush wants the Moncori
device.

Keep us helpless while they concentrate
on finding out where the conference will

be held.

Couldn't they change the place of the
meeting?

Only one man can communicate with all
six leaders.

The man who arranged the conference.

Who's that?

Miss Dancer. Like everything else in
this project, that too is top secret.

We don't know his name.

We don't know where he lives. We don't
know what he does.

All we know is he's a retired diplomat.

Gentlemen and Miss Dancer, our only hope
at the present time is to keep this

Montori unit of mine open in case Thrush
has the missing device and tries to use

it.

We have been getting strange sounds.

If they could be identified...

Perhaps we could track them down.

It could be just gibberish.

It could be almost anything.

Why, it's children.

Can't you tell?

I'm going to tell Choo -Choo. She's my
mother.

She's my mother, too.

Choo -Choo, Choo -Choo.

Choo -Choo?

There's only one Choo Choo?

Like, there's only one Tallulah. Her
name is practically copyrighted.

You say so?

I can't believe she has anything to do
with thrush.

Why, she's the idol of half the women in
the world.

One of the highest paid models and one
of the most glamorous.

We've already ascertained that she
models exclusively for... Oh, Conrad

the Italian designer.

Yes.

Here, here he is.

Rome headquarters thinks he may be a
member of Thrush.

Rossano. Miss Dancer, what do you know
about his forthcoming show in Paris?

I know everything about it.

He has a showing in Paris every year.

Well, two showings, actually.

One is private, and always for some
great fashion leader.

And who is to be the lady of the private
showing this year?

Oh, Rossano keeps that a secret.

He's very publicity -wise.

Miss Dancer, you'll fly to Rome by the
next plane.

To meet Rossano?

As buyer from the Fifth Avenue Boutique.
Everything has been arranged.

You'll try to get exclusive rights to
his latest designs.

Yes, sir. I'll tell more.

Mr. Slate's already in Rome.

Oh. Yes, the police there will assign
him to accompany Chuchu to Paris to

Rossano's creations and gain her...

Confidence.

Oh, by the way, until the Montori unit
is recovered, we'll be

communicating by public telephone.

My code name will be Mr. Gillis.

Mr. Gillis.

Yes, Mr. Gillis.

The children's voices have not been
heard again.

They've lost it.

Well, we must make the worst assumption,
Mrs. Dancer.

We'll assume the adults took it away
from the children.

Advise your friend in Rome.

Silence will continue on all uncle
systems.

Right.

Parochieri Romano, Rome Coiffeurs.

Do you color hair blue?

Only by accident.

Mr. Gillis, all uncle systems will
remain silent. We must assume Thrush has

instrument. Quote?

And unquote.

How is everything?

I'm looking forward to meeting the lady
in question.

I can imagine.

Look around.

The instrument may be lost there.

I hope the lady in question likes you.

Where do I?

You're leering, aren't you?

Yes. It's coming right across the phone.

Cool it, dear.

Of course.

must be found by morning. Why morning?

It will, it will. Don't worry about it.
You see, Choo -Choo doesn't actually

lose things. She just misplaces them.
I'll search her place from top to

How do I know what I'm searching for if
I can't even recognize it? I mean, what

am I supposed... We have an Uncle Agent
under surveillance.

He will identify it.

Threaten him out.

What this... Capone needs this to be
straightened out again.

I do not. I was straightened out just
three days ago. Now I'm a loyal member

Thrush. In that case, you should welcome
it.

We took you out of that mail order house
in Chicago and made you a famous

Italian designer.

But you have a loose and foolish mind.

It needs straightening.

Oh, now, please, please, Professor
Budge. Professor Budge, please.

Budge, please. Do you want Julio to
carry you?

Oh, no.

Oh, well, I'd rather you... Now, Tulio.

Tulio. Tulio.

Telephone. Telephone. Tulio.

Hello?

Hello? Oh, she is.

Oh, good. Good.

Yes, send her right in.

That lady buyer from New York.

See her, lady. No, no, no, no. I must
see her right now. Don't you see?

It'll make my show in Paris all the more
authentic. If the rumor gets around

that one of the biggest shops in New
York wants to buy all of my designs.

A Fifth Avenue boutique.

Come in.

Come in.

Oh, for... Oh, come in.

Come in, Miss... Oh, my memory.

Miss...

Dancer. April Dancer. Of course, of
course, of course. Come in, come in,

in.

Won't you... Won't you sit down?

Thank you.

You are a very charming buyer.

And you are a very designing charmer.

I'm one of your greatest fans.

You flatter me abundantly.

No, it is I who am flattered.

And the boutique.

They've authorized me to offer you the
sun, the moon, and the stars.

Oh, only the sun, the moon, and the
stars.

Oh, well, that was their first offer.

You'll have to make your own price.

Look, I'm busy.

Busy. Oh, this is the most unfortunate
time. You know, we're leaving for Paris

tonight. Do you have a life when always
forgetting matches?

Well,

you needn't make up your mind right now.
We could talk in Paris.

Oh, Paris would be delightful.

Paris.

Madame Freck... No, no, no.

Not now. Tell her later.

Interruptions. Constant interruptions.
Now, let me see. Where were we? Oh, we

were going to take this matter up in
Paris.

Oh, yes, yes. It's so busy here with,
you know, the showing.

Yes, tomorrow in...

Now, Professor Budge, I will not be
treated this way. I am alert. Every

at attention.

Quiet, you fool.

No, I refuse to have my brain damaged.

Damaged? No, no, no. You can't do this.
I just refuse. I will not allow you to

do this.

Mr. Lozano, this instrument emits
ultrasonic sound waves.

There is no damage.

But when your brain is properly
patterned, you will do anything I order.

You will kill your own mother if I tell
you to.

You're almost bettered out, Madam Feuth
and Nodger's men.

Yes, I did. I must be more careful.

Wipe it from your memory.

You will not remember it again until you
see her at the showing.

Now, who is the lady for whom you are
holding the private showing?

Why, um, I'm, uh... Good.

You are a vigilant member of Thrush.

That is all.

As you were.

Furthermore, I am not awed by the fact
that you are the great Boris Budge. Not

at all. Not at all. Boris, you don't
overwhelm me.

Are calculations reconciled?

Yes, sir. There wasn't any real
divergence.

The flags will meet... there, within
minutes of each other, 12 hours from

now.

Yes?

Rome.

Rome? Go ahead.

This is Mr. Gillis.

Yes, Miss Dancer?

I'm at the airport on my way to Paris.

The name of the lady being honored at
Mr. Rossano's private showing is Madame

Freuchenage.

Freuchenage?

Yes.

Now, hold on to yourself, Mr. Gillis.

I've made a check.

She's married to a retired diplomat.

Is it possible he's the man making the
arrangements for the summit meeting?

Quite possible, Miss Dancer.

When will you be in Paris?

In three hours.

Oh, and...

Rossano may be under the influence of
some sort of brainwashing.

I'll be there myself in seven hours.

At the auberge.

Who's taking those?

A big surprise, my dear. Where is he?

Look at this. Well, now, is everybody
ready?

Yes. Good, good, good. Now, be very
careful of these cartons. All of my

creations are right in there.

The resplendent fruto.

Bello, signore.

Grazie.

This is Officer Nero Lombardo.

How do you do? He will guard your
creations.

Right? Right.

He's a very tough customer. You want to
talk with him, you have to fight with

him first.

Right? Right.

He used to live in Chicago.

Really? Hit first.

Talk later.

We had a very good fight.

Right? Right.

The Rome police takes care of you.

He is armed.

Show them.

Wow. Real Chicago.

The point has been made already.

Do those guns have real bullets?

They ain't got nothing else but.

I wasn't followed.

Good.

Stay as close as you can to Rosanna.

It shouldn't be too difficult.

We've made further checks on Mr.
Freuchenage.

Is he the man?

It would appear your intuition was
right.

Madam Freuchenage.

Ah, it's curious to hear.

Mr. Pochonage will join his wife at the
showing.

He'll have two bodyguards with him.

He never goes anywhere alone.

He's never out of their sight.

Even for a phone call.

Then he must be the man.

Beyond a doubt.

Now then, ladies, you will make all of
your changes in the dressing room there.

Now, you'll enter through this door,
however. Come out, show the clothes, and

exit back through there.

Can Nero stay?

No, no, he cannot stay. Now, I told you
that before.

Nero will come to the party later.

You will come, won't you?

I will get all dressed up.

Si.

Nothing against you, Officer Lombardo.
You understand that, don't you? Those

private guests.

Capito. I understand.

Listen. Don't double -cross it, will
you?

I'm looking forward to a little small
talk.

Nobody talks smaller than me.

Just stay, Felicia. What an awful thing.

Where shall I put Madame's luggage?

Does it matter?

Now, the name of the lady that is
honoring my humble designs

is...

Madame, roche de nage. Come right this
way, my dear.

Conrad, this is my husband.

And this is dear Conrad. You do my wife
a great honor.

Oh, no, on the contrary.

Here is a dressing room where madame may
change. It is charming, private, very

private.

You see, quite charming, quite private.

I think we are ready to begin.

Oh, that one.

Yes, that one.

Beautiful. Jump.

That one, too.

Oh, Conrad.

Oh, you're a genius.

I can't wait.

You!

Peter! Peter!

Could I hold the dog?

Yes, my dear.

Here.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, Conrad.

Oh. This is the happiest moment of my
life.

I was just looking for a friend.

Blonde with the dark glasses.

Mademoiselle.

Do you mind if I wait?

By your means, mademoiselle.

France, France, come and see.

Mr. Gillis, please.

Our friend hasn't appeared.

I see.

I think something's happened.

I have an appointment with Mr.
Frechenage in an hour.

Please call me back.

I'll look for him in the lobby, then.

The time of the conference is 12 noon
tomorrow. The name of the town is Plit.

is on the Adriatic coast.

Twenty hours from now.

Where is the meeting place?

The Plit Hotel, the small ballroom.

And you have the power to change the
place of the conference?

Yes.

But you will never change it. I will
never change it. It is unchangeable,

at the cost of your life.

Nothing can ever make me change it. Now
you will forget everything that has

happened here.

The order never to change the place of
the meeting shall remain in your mind.

It is now the essence of your brain.

It cannot be broken.

You and Madame Freuchenage will remember
nothing of all this as soon as you

leave this room.

Where's Officer Lombardo?

Oh, he'll be here.

At the party? Yes, dear, at the party.

I want champagne, too.

You can't have champagne.

You're too little.

Besides, darling, champagne's fine
before you remember.

I can't do a thing with him until he
redeems consciousness.

Can't you teach your apes to be a little
less violent?

Speaking.

Trust Central, yes, go ahead.

Everything went exactly as programmed.

The place is Pitt.

Pitt. P -L -I -T, Pitt.

On the Adriatic coast.

The meeting will be held in the small
ballroom of the Pitt Hotel at 12 noon

tomorrow.

Marvellous. Execute plan G.

I agree, I agree, absolutely.

It'll be a lovely sight.

Six world leaders going... I can't wait
till I get there.

Stay here?

You can't mean it.

This is the high moment of my life.

Very well.

I'm ordered to stay here for the sake of
appearances.

You will go through with your public
show.

I'm to be denied the sight of my own
handiwork. Cheated.

The biggest coup in the history of
thrush.

And I have to be here with a pair like
you.

You want me to dispose of him?

Mr. Waverly, if that is your name, from
this uncle organization, if such a thing

exists, I know nothing, nothing about
this so -called summit meeting. You must

believe this.

Then why would you come to my suite when
I called?

Mr. Freuchenage, let's not play games
with each other.

Tell me about the summit meeting.

You can't know. Nobody knows.

I'm afraid your identity is not quite as
secret as we'd hoped.

Thrush may very well know who you are.

Can't. Which means that Uncle must take
every precaution to protect the

diplomats.

Where is the meeting, Mr. Freuchenard? I
will not tell you. I will never tell

you.

And how could Thrush know? Who would
tell them? Who?

The bar, please.

So you've been with him.

Thank you.

Yes, Mr. Gillis?

Broken Nudge refuses to talk.

Any news from Mr. Slate?

None. What would you suggest?

Apparently Conrad Rosano is our only
lead.

Follow that up.

I'll try to locate Mr. Slate.

I'd love to, Mr. Gillis.

That would be fun.

Goodbye, Mr. Gillis.

Mr. Rosano.

Miss Dancer, April, darling.

Adora.

Enchante. Come in, come in, come in.

I can't tell you how delightful it is to
have you here.

Are you alone?

Quite. Or to put it still another way,
we are alone.

May I take your things?

I understand that your showing was a
tremendous success.

Oh, it was, it was, it was.

Marvelous. It was a great personal
triumph.

Now, won't you have something to drink?
Oh, sit down, sit down, sit down.

What would you like?

Whatever you suggest.

I so adore the small amenities of big
business, don't you, Mr. Rossano?

Champagne, soft lighting, while we toss
around millions of dollars.

May I call you Conrad?

Oh, of course.

This is really the most pleasant part of
all.

Oh, the boutique called me this
afternoon.

They said for me to nail down Conrad.

I really don't know why I'm telling you
all of this. It does sort of give you

a...

Bargaining advantage.

But that's what this is all doing to me.

Well, perhaps this will do even a little
bit more.

April in Paris.

Yes.

Oh, drat.

Yes? Oh, choo -choo.

Yes, Nero?

Yes, yes, he's here, actually, but he's
all tied up at the moment.

But, Conrad, we've got to have at least
one man.

We're trying to have a party.

No, well, I'm sorry. I'm talking to a
buyer from the Fifth Avenue Boutique in

New York. So we'll, if you just, we'll
come over later.

What a bore. He's talking to a big buyer
from New York.

I want Nero. Why can't Conrad be Nero? I
want Nero.

He's busy. He's very, very busy.

No, Conrad.

Oh, my darling.

You don't know. I haven't been able to
do any work all day long just waiting

this moment. You don't know what I felt
like when I saw you coming through that

door. The door? The door, yes.

Aren't you even interested?

Something caught my eye. April, Cherie,
darling, please don't hold me off

another...

Conrad,

are you there?

What happened?

I don't know.

You fainted.

Let me help you.

Do you know how?

Of course.

Now close your eyes and lie absolutely
still.

Close my eyes.

Absolutely still.

Absolutely still. There's a good boy.

That will not be necessary, my dear.

Aha. You are caught.

Red -handed.

Very red -handed indeed.

What is that?

Essence of truth serum.

Come, let us see what the pretty little
truth seeker was searching for.

That gentleman is an uncle agent.

And I've come to the conclusion that you
are one also.

I? Not so loud, my dear.

The next time you raise your voice,
you'll be very dead.

Nobody will hear much anyway.

Yes, I think you are an uncle agent.

Yes, and a very violent one too, if you
ask me.

Just because a man gets a little ardent,
my dear, is no reason to murder him.

Kill them both.

faintest idea of what you're talking
about.

I am a spy, yes.

An industrial spy. I came here to steal
Mr. Rossano's designs.

Well, we shall soon see.

A tuning fork.

Ah, yes. It's also a truth serum, my
dear.

At this moment, several of my men are
searching Chuchu's apartment in Rome.

They're looking for an interesting
little device called the Montore.

I would much rather have you than him
describe it to me.

May I say?

No, you may not say, my dear.

It won't much matter anyway.

In a few moments, you'll only be able to
say those things which I very much wish

you to say.

Gentlemen, don't you think you're
carrying this a little bit too far?

Try to be absolutely civil and explain
to you that I am, in fact, exactly who I

said I was.

you doing? Hold still.

Don't be frightened, my dear.

I'm only going to treat you with
ultrasonic waves.

Don't worry about it, darling. It's
really quite painless.

Believe me, Sherry.

Well, I've had the full treatment and I
never felt better in my life. Be

reasonable, my dear.

That gentleman will shortly be subjected
to chemical solvents, reduced to ashes,

spread about the room, after which the
maid will enter and vacuum the rug.

Surely, you wouldn't want to be carried
out of here in a dust bag, would you?

Get rid of whoever that is. Okay.

Felicia, what do you want?

Will you come to the party, comrade? No,
no, no, I can't, Felicia. I'm very

busy. We need a man.

I can't come to your party now, dear.
Maybe we'll be over later.

We'll be over later.

What's wrong?

The batteries are dead.

Go and get my electric toothbrush. It
holds two.

You see, I'm human after all.

I can make mistakes too.

You know?

In a way, I'm glad it happened.

It's given me a chance to think.

It would be a shame for a pretty thing
like you to go out of here in a vacuum

cleaner.

I'm considering converting you to
thrush.

We would then have much in common.

I can find it.

Oh.

Professor Budge has taken a real fancy
to you. You know, you're very lucky.

You should join us voluntarily.

Because in just a very few hours, we are
going to destroy six prominent world

figures.

Yes, I thought that impressed you, huh?
Mm -hmm. In a place called Plit.

After that, we will doubtless take over
the world. And if Professor Budge is

fond of you, well, what more could a
girl ask for, huh?

Status, travel, economic security.

Oh, I'm looking for a gentleman named
Nero Lombardo. I've been told that he

was... He's over there with Conrad.

Ah, yes, I see. Yes, thank you.

Little lady, where did you get that?
It's mine.

What? Where did you get... What's going
on? My little girl. No, wait.

He's only trying to steal your child's
jewelry.

Stop. Stop.

Conrad.

Conrad. Please don't run away.

Conrad. Conrad. Conrad. My little girl.
My little girl. Darling, please.

Stop him!

Wait for me!

Connor! Connor!

He was chasing me!

Him? Who? What?

Felicia! Felicia! I found him!

Nero's here! Nero's tied up! Look!

Ladies! Ladies! Just a minute! Just a
minute!

Nero's here! Look!

Nero! Ladies!

Ladies! Quiet!

Quiet! What's going on?

This man you call Nero and this woman
are fashion thieves.

They were caught in the act of stealing
Mr.

Rosano's new creation. Yes, yes. They
were trying to steal my designs.

This gentleman and I are police
officers.

Come on, Nero.

Now, ladies, if you just all... If you
mind, we'll take care of everything.

like to do this without any undue
permission. Stay where you are.

All of you.

Back against the wall.

Hands up. Hands up, all of you. Against
the wall there.

Untie him.

It's mine!

These

men

are not police officers.

They're murderers. They were planning on
killing us.

We are not a fashion of thieves.

Mr. Hero.

Call the police. Now, look here. I am
not a murderer. I didn't do anything. I

confess it wasn't like... I confess.

I confess. I'll testify. They
blackmailed me into it. I didn't... I

He's crawling!

Quite a nice backhand.

Did you talk to her about the Montori?
Not yet.

We removed the blockage from Foyken
-Nagy's brain with this.

The flags have been reprogrammed.

We have another destination.

Can I have this dance?

Absolutely.

Dance?

Hello, Felicia.

For me?

It's mine. I found it.

Thank you, Felicia.

Go away!