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Rome calling! Rome calling! Condition red! We're being raided!

Run back, quick!

Come in, Rome.

Come in.

Rome here.

Signora Belloni has been killed.

A Montori unit has been taken.

One thrush agent is dead, a second is badly wounded.

The wounded thrush agent has escaped.

Shall we continue to communicate?

Not until that Montori unit has been recovered.

Attention all channels.

Attention all channels.

This is Mr. Waverly at headquarters in New York.

Montori unit has been captured by thrush.

There will be no further communications over any uncle channel or relay.

There will be no further communications over any uncle channel or relay.

Repeat. Montori unit has been captured by thrush.

Was that a buzzer?

Oh, just, just a minute, girl.

False alarm.

False alarm.

Mantori!

Choo -choo.

Describe. Describe it.

Describe the Montori.

Describe the Montori.

Oh!

Sorry.

Come in, Miss Dancer.

I'm terribly sorry. I... You're late.

I know.

It won't happen again, sir.

Be seated.

That's Mr.

Kovacs and reprieves what I've been saying.

A misdancer's benefit.

Well, gentlemen, as a... and misdancer.

With a Montori device.

Thank you, sir.

You can listen in on any relay, any message, even top secret.

Anytime you please.

This is a real super -duper snooper.

I don't think those were my exact words, Mr. Covington.

Well, no, sir.

But you did say this could destroy the effectiveness of our

entire communication system if it should fall into the wrong hands.

Quite correct.

Now, look, everybody, please, just think. Try and think. A man left

here for me very important. An instrument.

Like a machine?

Not like a machine. How could it be like a machine? I said it was an instrument.

An instrument.

Now, listen, children, either one of you.

Have you seen an instrument?

What does it look like?

Well, it was...

We're going to have to search the entire place.

Do you want us to help, Conrad? No, no, please, please. Don't help. Don't help,

Choo -Choo. Don't help. Go to Paris. Take the models with you. I'll be able

struggle along somehow.

Don't climb.

Look, Choo.

Something round, small.

No.

of our Montori devices is missing, and quite conceivably, it could be in the

hands of Thrush.

Now, all this comes about at a most awkward time, just when we're engaged in

top -secret project of the greatest importance, involving six major powers.

Now, each of these flags here represents the top leader of each country.

Each man is on his way to a secret summit conference.

This is the location of each leader at this hour.

The computer keeping tab every hour on the hour. At present time, they're

in unrelated directions to avoid suspicion.

But at a secret time in a secret place, they'll converge in a

town roughly in this area in the guise of simple tourists.

We can't get in touch with them.

That's why Thrush wants the Moncori device.

Keep us helpless while they concentrate on finding out where the conference will

be held.

Couldn't they change the place of the meeting?

Only one man can communicate with all six leaders.

The man who arranged the conference.

Who's that?

Miss Dancer. Like everything else in this project, that too is top secret.

We don't know his name.

We don't know where he lives. We don't know what he does.

All we know is he's a retired diplomat.

Gentlemen and Miss Dancer, our only hope at the present time is to keep this

Montori unit of mine open in case Thrush has the missing device and tries to use

it.

We have been getting strange sounds.

If they could be identified...

Perhaps we could track them down.

It could be just gibberish.

It could be almost anything.

Why, it's children.

Can't you tell?

I'm going to tell Choo -Choo. She's my mother.

She's my mother, too.

Choo -Choo, Choo -Choo.

Choo -Choo?

There's only one Choo Choo?

Like, there's only one Tallulah. Her name is practically copyrighted.

You say so?

I can't believe she has anything to do with thrush.

Why, she's the idol of half the women in the world.

One of the highest paid models and one of the most glamorous.

We've already ascertained that she models exclusively for... Oh, Conrad

the Italian designer.

Yes.

Here, here he is.

Rome headquarters thinks he may be a member of Thrush.

Rossano. Miss Dancer, what do you know about his forthcoming show in Paris?

I know everything about it.

He has a showing in Paris every year.

Well, two showings, actually.

One is private, and always for some great fashion leader.

And who is to be the lady of the private showing this year?

Oh, Rossano keeps that a secret.

He's very publicity -wise.

Miss Dancer, you'll fly to Rome by the next plane.

To meet Rossano?

As buyer from the Fifth Avenue Boutique. Everything has been arranged.

You'll try to get exclusive rights to his latest designs.

Yes, sir. I'll tell more.

Mr. Slate's already in Rome.

Oh. Yes, the police there will assign him to accompany Chuchu to Paris to

Rossano's creations and gain her...

Confidence.

Oh, by the way, until the Montori unit is recovered, we'll be

communicating by public telephone.

My code name will be Mr. Gillis.

Mr. Gillis.

Yes, Mr. Gillis.

The children's voices have not been heard again.

They've lost it.

Well, we must make the worst assumption, Mrs. Dancer.

We'll assume the adults took it away from the children.

Advise your friend in Rome.

Silence will continue on all uncle systems.

Right.

Parochieri Romano, Rome Coiffeurs.

Do you color hair blue?

Only by accident.

Mr. Gillis, all uncle systems will remain silent. We must assume Thrush has

instrument. Quote?

And unquote.

How is everything?

I'm looking forward to meeting the lady in question.

I can imagine.

Look around.

The instrument may be lost there.

I hope the lady in question likes you.

Where do I?

You're leering, aren't you?

Yes. It's coming right across the phone.

Cool it, dear.

Of course.

must be found by morning. Why morning?

It will, it will. Don't worry about it. You see, Choo -Choo doesn't actually

lose things. She just misplaces them. I'll search her place from top to

How do I know what I'm searching for if I can't even recognize it? I mean, what

am I supposed... We have an Uncle Agent under surveillance.

He will identify it.

Threaten him out.

What this... Capone needs this to be straightened out again.

I do not. I was straightened out just three days ago. Now I'm a loyal member

Thrush. In that case, you should welcome it.

We took you out of that mail order house in Chicago and made you a famous

Italian designer.

But you have a loose and foolish mind.

It needs straightening.

Oh, now, please, please, Professor Budge. Professor Budge, please.

Budge, please. Do you want Julio to carry you?

Oh, no.

Oh, well, I'd rather you... Now, Tulio.

Tulio. Tulio.

Telephone. Telephone. Tulio.

Hello?

Hello? Oh, she is.

Oh, good. Good.

Yes, send her right in.

That lady buyer from New York.

See her, lady. No, no, no, no. I must see her right now. Don't you see?

It'll make my show in Paris all the more authentic. If the rumor gets around

that one of the biggest shops in New York wants to buy all of my designs.

A Fifth Avenue boutique.

Come in.

Come in.

Oh, for... Oh, come in.

Come in, Miss... Oh, my memory.

Miss...

Dancer. April Dancer. Of course, of course, of course. Come in, come in,

in.

Won't you... Won't you sit down?

Thank you.

You are a very charming buyer.

And you are a very designing charmer.

I'm one of your greatest fans.

You flatter me abundantly.

No, it is I who am flattered.

And the boutique.

They've authorized me to offer you the sun, the moon, and the stars.

Oh, only the sun, the moon, and the stars.

Oh, well, that was their first offer.

You'll have to make your own price.

Look, I'm busy.

Busy. Oh, this is the most unfortunate time. You know, we're leaving for Paris

tonight. Do you have a life when always forgetting matches?

Well,

you needn't make up your mind right now. We could talk in Paris.

Oh, Paris would be delightful.

Paris.

Madame Freck... No, no, no.

Not now. Tell her later.

Interruptions. Constant interruptions. Now, let me see. Where were we? Oh, we

were going to take this matter up in Paris.

Oh, yes, yes. It's so busy here with, you know, the showing.

Yes, tomorrow in...

Now, Professor Budge, I will not be treated this way. I am alert. Every

at attention.

Quiet, you fool.

No, I refuse to have my brain damaged.

Damaged? No, no, no. You can't do this. I just refuse. I will not allow you to

do this.

Mr. Lozano, this instrument emits ultrasonic sound waves.

There is no damage.

But when your brain is properly patterned, you will do anything I order.

You will kill your own mother if I tell you to.

You're almost bettered out, Madam Feuth and Nodger's men.

Yes, I did. I must be more careful.

Wipe it from your memory.

You will not remember it again until you see her at the showing.

Now, who is the lady for whom you are holding the private showing?

Why, um, I'm, uh... Good.

You are a vigilant member of Thrush.

That is all.

As you were.

Furthermore, I am not awed by the fact that you are the great Boris Budge. Not

at all. Not at all. Boris, you don't overwhelm me.

Are calculations reconciled?

Yes, sir. There wasn't any real divergence.

The flags will meet... there, within minutes of each other, 12 hours from

now.

Yes?

Rome.

Rome? Go ahead.

This is Mr. Gillis.

Yes, Miss Dancer?

I'm at the airport on my way to Paris.

The name of the lady being honored at Mr. Rossano's private showing is Madame

Freuchenage.

Freuchenage?

Yes.

Now, hold on to yourself, Mr. Gillis.

I've made a check.

She's married to a retired diplomat.

Is it possible he's the man making the arrangements for the summit meeting?

Quite possible, Miss Dancer.

When will you be in Paris?

In three hours.

Oh, and...

Rossano may be under the influence of some sort of brainwashing.

I'll be there myself in seven hours.

At the auberge.

Who's taking those?

A big surprise, my dear. Where is he?

Look at this. Well, now, is everybody ready?

Yes. Good, good, good. Now, be very careful of these cartons. All of my

creations are right in there.

The resplendent fruto.

Bello, signore.

Grazie.

This is Officer Nero Lombardo.

How do you do? He will guard your creations.

Right? Right.

He's a very tough customer. You want to talk with him, you have to fight with

him first.

Right? Right.

He used to live in Chicago.

Really? Hit first.

Talk later.

We had a very good fight.

Right? Right.

The Rome police takes care of you.

He is armed.

Show them.

Wow. Real Chicago.

The point has been made already.

Do those guns have real bullets?

They ain't got nothing else but.

I wasn't followed.

Good.

Stay as close as you can to Rosanna.

It shouldn't be too difficult.

We've made further checks on Mr. Freuchenage.

Is he the man?

It would appear your intuition was right.

Madam Freuchenage.

Ah, it's curious to hear.

Mr. Pochonage will join his wife at the showing.

He'll have two bodyguards with him.

He never goes anywhere alone.

He's never out of their sight.

Even for a phone call.

Then he must be the man.

Beyond a doubt.

Now then, ladies, you will make all of your changes in the dressing room there.

Now, you'll enter through this door, however. Come out, show the clothes, and

exit back through there.

Can Nero stay?

No, no, he cannot stay. Now, I told you that before.

Nero will come to the party later.

You will come, won't you?

I will get all dressed up.

Si.

Nothing against you, Officer Lombardo. You understand that, don't you? Those

private guests.

Capito. I understand.

Listen. Don't double -cross it, will you?

I'm looking forward to a little small talk.

Nobody talks smaller than me.

Just stay, Felicia. What an awful thing.

Where shall I put Madame's luggage?

Does it matter?

Now, the name of the lady that is honoring my humble designs

is...

Madame, roche de nage. Come right this way, my dear.

Conrad, this is my husband.

And this is dear Conrad. You do my wife a great honor.

Oh, no, on the contrary.

Here is a dressing room where madame may change. It is charming, private, very

private.

You see, quite charming, quite private.

I think we are ready to begin.

Oh, that one.

Yes, that one.

Beautiful. Jump.

That one, too.

Oh, Conrad.

Oh, you're a genius.

I can't wait.

You!

Peter! Peter!

Could I hold the dog?

Yes, my dear.

Here.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, Conrad.

Oh. This is the happiest moment of my life.

I was just looking for a friend.

Blonde with the dark glasses.

Mademoiselle.

Do you mind if I wait?

By your means, mademoiselle.

France, France, come and see.

Mr. Gillis, please.

Our friend hasn't appeared.

I see.

I think something's happened.

I have an appointment with Mr. Frechenage in an hour.

Please call me back.

I'll look for him in the lobby, then.

The time of the conference is 12 noon tomorrow. The name of the town is Plit.

is on the Adriatic coast.

Twenty hours from now.

Where is the meeting place?

The Plit Hotel, the small ballroom.

And you have the power to change the place of the conference?

Yes.

But you will never change it. I will never change it. It is unchangeable,

at the cost of your life.

Nothing can ever make me change it. Now you will forget everything that has

happened here.

The order never to change the place of the meeting shall remain in your mind.

It is now the essence of your brain.

It cannot be broken.

You and Madame Freuchenage will remember nothing of all this as soon as you

leave this room.

Where's Officer Lombardo?

Oh, he'll be here.

At the party? Yes, dear, at the party.

I want champagne, too.

You can't have champagne.

You're too little.

Besides, darling, champagne's fine before you remember.

I can't do a thing with him until he redeems consciousness.

Can't you teach your apes to be a little less violent?

Speaking.

Trust Central, yes, go ahead.

Everything went exactly as programmed.

The place is Pitt.

Pitt. P -L -I -T, Pitt.

On the Adriatic coast.

The meeting will be held in the small ballroom of the Pitt Hotel at 12 noon

tomorrow.

Marvellous. Execute plan G.

I agree, I agree, absolutely.

It'll be a lovely sight.

Six world leaders going... I can't wait till I get there.

Stay here?

You can't mean it.

This is the high moment of my life.

Very well.

I'm ordered to stay here for the sake of appearances.

You will go through with your public show.

I'm to be denied the sight of my own handiwork. Cheated.

The biggest coup in the history of thrush.

And I have to be here with a pair like you.

You want me to dispose of him?

Mr. Waverly, if that is your name, from this uncle organization, if such a thing

exists, I know nothing, nothing about this so -called summit meeting. You must

believe this.

Then why would you come to my suite when I called?

Mr. Freuchenage, let's not play games with each other.

Tell me about the summit meeting.

You can't know. Nobody knows.

I'm afraid your identity is not quite as secret as we'd hoped.

Thrush may very well know who you are.

Can't. Which means that Uncle must take every precaution to protect the

diplomats.

Where is the meeting, Mr. Freuchenard? I will not tell you. I will never tell

you.

And how could Thrush know? Who would tell them? Who?

The bar, please.

So you've been with him.

Thank you.

Yes, Mr. Gillis?

Broken Nudge refuses to talk.

Any news from Mr. Slate?

None. What would you suggest?

Apparently Conrad Rosano is our only lead.

Follow that up.

I'll try to locate Mr. Slate.

I'd love to, Mr. Gillis.

That would be fun.

Goodbye, Mr. Gillis.

Mr. Rosano.

Miss Dancer, April, darling.

Adora.

Enchante. Come in, come in, come in.

I can't tell you how delightful it is to have you here.

Are you alone?

Quite. Or to put it still another way, we are alone.

May I take your things?

I understand that your showing was a tremendous success.

Oh, it was, it was, it was.

Marvelous. It was a great personal triumph.

Now, won't you have something to drink? Oh, sit down, sit down, sit down.

What would you like?

Whatever you suggest.

I so adore the small amenities of big business, don't you, Mr. Rossano?

Champagne, soft lighting, while we toss around millions of dollars.

May I call you Conrad?

Oh, of course.

This is really the most pleasant part of all.

Oh, the boutique called me this afternoon.

They said for me to nail down Conrad.

I really don't know why I'm telling you all of this. It does sort of give you

a...

Bargaining advantage.

But that's what this is all doing to me.

Well, perhaps this will do even a little bit more.

April in Paris.

Yes.

Oh, drat.

Yes? Oh, choo -choo.

Yes, Nero?

Yes, yes, he's here, actually, but he's all tied up at the moment.

But, Conrad, we've got to have at least one man.

We're trying to have a party.

No, well, I'm sorry. I'm talking to a buyer from the Fifth Avenue Boutique in

New York. So we'll, if you just, we'll come over later.

What a bore. He's talking to a big buyer from New York.

I want Nero. Why can't Conrad be Nero? I want Nero.

He's busy. He's very, very busy.

No, Conrad.

Oh, my darling.

You don't know. I haven't been able to do any work all day long just waiting

this moment. You don't know what I felt like when I saw you coming through that

door. The door? The door, yes.

Aren't you even interested?

Something caught my eye. April, Cherie, darling, please don't hold me off

another...

Conrad,

are you there?

What happened?

I don't know.

You fainted.

Let me help you.

Do you know how?

Of course.

Now close your eyes and lie absolutely still.

Close my eyes.

Absolutely still.

Absolutely still. There's a good boy.

That will not be necessary, my dear.

Aha. You are caught.

Red -handed.

Very red -handed indeed.

What is that?

Essence of truth serum.

Come, let us see what the pretty little truth seeker was searching for.

That gentleman is an uncle agent.

And I've come to the conclusion that you are one also.

I? Not so loud, my dear.

The next time you raise your voice, you'll be very dead.

Nobody will hear much anyway.

Yes, I think you are an uncle agent.

Yes, and a very violent one too, if you ask me.

Just because a man gets a little ardent, my dear, is no reason to murder him.

Kill them both.

faintest idea of what you're talking about.

I am a spy, yes.

An industrial spy. I came here to steal Mr. Rossano's designs.

Well, we shall soon see.

A tuning fork.

Ah, yes. It's also a truth serum, my dear.

At this moment, several of my men are searching Chuchu's apartment in Rome.

They're looking for an interesting little device called the Montore.

I would much rather have you than him describe it to me.

May I say?

No, you may not say, my dear.

It won't much matter anyway.

In a few moments, you'll only be able to say those things which I very much wish

you to say.

Gentlemen, don't you think you're carrying this a little bit too far?

Try to be absolutely civil and explain to you that I am, in fact, exactly who I

said I was.

you doing? Hold still.

Don't be frightened, my dear.

I'm only going to treat you with ultrasonic waves.

Don't worry about it, darling. It's really quite painless.

Believe me, Sherry.

Well, I've had the full treatment and I never felt better in my life. Be

reasonable, my dear.

That gentleman will shortly be subjected to chemical solvents, reduced to ashes,

spread about the room, after which the maid will enter and vacuum the rug.

Surely, you wouldn't want to be carried out of here in a dust bag, would you?

Get rid of whoever that is. Okay.

Felicia, what do you want?

Will you come to the party, comrade? No, no, no, I can't, Felicia. I'm very

busy. We need a man.

I can't come to your party now, dear. Maybe we'll be over later.

We'll be over later.

What's wrong?

The batteries are dead.

Go and get my electric toothbrush. It holds two.

You see, I'm human after all.

I can make mistakes too.

You know?

In a way, I'm glad it happened.

It's given me a chance to think.

It would be a shame for a pretty thing like you to go out of here in a vacuum

cleaner.

I'm considering converting you to thrush.

We would then have much in common.

I can find it.

Oh.

Professor Budge has taken a real fancy to you. You know, you're very lucky.

You should join us voluntarily.

Because in just a very few hours, we are going to destroy six prominent world

figures.

Yes, I thought that impressed you, huh? Mm -hmm. In a place called Plit.

After that, we will doubtless take over the world. And if Professor Budge is

fond of you, well, what more could a girl ask for, huh?

Status, travel, economic security.

Oh, I'm looking for a gentleman named Nero Lombardo. I've been told that he

was... He's over there with Conrad.

Ah, yes, I see. Yes, thank you.

Little lady, where did you get that? It's mine.

What? Where did you get... What's going on? My little girl. No, wait.

He's only trying to steal your child's jewelry.

Stop. Stop.

Conrad.

Conrad. Please don't run away.

Conrad. Conrad. Conrad. My little girl. My little girl. Darling, please.

Stop him!

Wait for me!

Connor! Connor!

He was chasing me!

Him? Who? What?

Felicia! Felicia! I found him!

Nero's here! Nero's tied up! Look!

Ladies! Ladies! Just a minute! Just a minute!

Nero's here! Look!

Nero! Ladies!

Ladies! Quiet!

Quiet! What's going on?

This man you call Nero and this woman are fashion thieves.

They were caught in the act of stealing Mr.

Rosano's new creation. Yes, yes. They were trying to steal my designs.

This gentleman and I are police officers.

Come on, Nero.

Now, ladies, if you just all... If you mind, we'll take care of everything.

like to do this without any undue permission. Stay where you are.

All of you.

Back against the wall.

Hands up. Hands up, all of you. Against the wall there.

Untie him.

It's mine!

These

men

are not police officers.

They're murderers. They were planning on killing us.

We are not a fashion of thieves.

Mr. Hero.

Call the police. Now, look here. I am not a murderer. I didn't do anything. I

confess it wasn't like... I confess.

I confess. I'll testify. They blackmailed me into it. I didn't... I

He's crawling!

Quite a nice backhand.

Did you talk to her about the Montori? Not yet.

We removed the blockage from Foyken -Nagy's brain with this.

The flags have been reprogrammed.

We have another destination.

Can I have this dance?

Absolutely.

Dance?

Hello, Felicia.

For me?

It's mine. I found it.

Thank you, Felicia.

Go away!