All language subtitles for The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. S01E01 The Dog-Gone Affair

Thank you.

Report, please.

I'm on route, sir.

Excellent.

The passenger is well, I hope.

A little confused, but fine.

Keep in very close contact, Miss Dancer.

Of course, sir.

And use the utmost caution.

Mr. Zakynthios is one of the world's
most dangerous men.

One moment, Mr. Slade. I'll get Mr.
Waverly.

Mr. Waverly, communications.

Mr. Waverly, communications.

Slow motion.

That's the effect of apathin.

It slows the human body down to half
speed.

And Thresh has it.

Miss Darcy's on the way with the
antidote.

Dianase to an effect, sir.

Unless you hear otherwise from Miss
Darcy.

Oh, and Mr. Slade.

Repeating my advice to Miss Darcy.

Use extreme caution.

Excellent.

Excellent indeed.

Our superiors at Thrush will be very
pleased with your aerial maneuvers.

Return to airport.

Here? Yes.

Perhaps you'll be more comfortable here,
sir.

It's a little smoother up here.

That's fine. Thank you very much.

Is it all right, please?

Good.

I'll find out about your connecting
plane to the island panel, sir.

Would you like a chewing gum?

No, thank you.

It's supposed to help.

These pills also.

Seems smooth enough.

That's what I say to myself.

Mind over matter.

Mind over matter. But my stomach won't
listen to any mind.

Ridiculous invention, the airplanes. I
always say, if men were meant to fly...

You have brown wings.

You also say that?

Miss... That?

Fromage. Antoine Fromage.

Why don't you lie back and close your
eyes?

It helps sometimes.

We've lost him.

I think he's off to put a curse on the
Wright brothers.

I see you and Monsieur Pommage are both
going to Panos Island.

Yes. You'll change planes in Athens, but
there won't be any wait.

Thank you. I'll tell him.

Sorry about him.

Long flight and, well, he's not exactly
rock hot.

No, he isn't.

Interesting, Mr. Hanson.

Yes, I think he's a lot more than just
an air -thick Frenchman.

I quite agree.

Pick a name, top priority.

Identicate and pick.

That's... Formage.

Antoine Formage. Right away, sir.

I'll get back to you as quickly as I
can.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, sir, have you heard from Mark Slake?

Yes, I'm sorry to say.

Sorry, sir?

He reported that Mr.

Zakynthios has made another test today.

Extremely successful.

Unfortunately.

Incredible substance, this apathene.

It could cut down any nation's industry
by 50%. But what's it got to do with the

little dog that Miss Dancer is taking to
Greece? Everything.

That little dog is carrying the most
important element of the antidote.

At least its fleas are.

Fleas? Yes, fleas.

You recall the origin of yellow fever,
don't you?

Parasite carried by mosquitoes, sir.

Quite. If an insect can carry plague, it
can also carry the cure.

In this case, the fleas on Miss Dancer's
dog carry the antidote.

Of course you will. And then you can
hear about Oliver.

Again? If I'm going to be a star, I
should know.

No, I'm sorry, love, but unfortunately I
have previous engagements.

On the island of Panus?

With who?

A goat?

With its patras.

What the health officer got that Tuesday
Architarchus hasn't.

Yes, sir. It seems you were quite right
about Antoine Fomar's misdancer.

How right, sir?

He's a chemist.

And one of the best.

And he has been known to deal with
thrush.

I see.

Then you approve Plan B as an alternate.

Well, considering Zakynthia owns the
island, it would seem most advisable.

Oh, where have you been, love?

No time for a chit -chat.

It's switched.

Plan B.

Flying the pudding already?

It's quite a big one.

Be it is, then.

We're coming in from the north, about
ten minutes from the field.

Five minutes should do it.

Come on.

Come on, girl.

Welcome to Panos Island.

Thank you very much.

You may have a point.

Welcome, my fromage, welcome.

But you don't look at all well.

Oh, you know, airplanes.

If people would have grown wings, they
would fly. Of course.

A drink, perhaps?

No, thank you. I'm allergic to drink.

Careful.

How? Piranha.

Charming, huh?

It's a symbol.

To remind me how high a poor fisherman
can rise.

But they are cannibal fish.

It's a cannibal world.

Yeah, it's not like it used to be in the
good old days, you know.

Well...

I knew you would be angry.

But I don't understand. She did have the
dog in her handbag. I saw it.

Of course she had it.

And we shall have it shortly.

You don't understand the game yet, do
you, Formage?

Game? Two giants.

Thrush and Uncle.

Extremely efficient organizations.

They know each other's moves so well.

Point and counterpoint.

It's always a game.

A contest.

They were bound to learn about Apathan
and we about the antidote.

How little disappointed in uncle this
time.

A dog.

The antidote is probably in his collar.

Not very imaginative.

Did the girl, Miss Dancer, she would
know for sure.

Why don't you pick her up?

Easily done.

Never necessary.

She's being watched all the time.

Now we must go to work.

Here are your predecessor's notes.

Let us start.

Could I have my hat, please? My hat. The
sun's extremely hot.

Move back.

Absolutely. Could I have my hat, please?

Like my little time bomb?

Do you work well?

Poor baby.

So many bumps.

They hurt, no?

Oof.

They hurt to guess.

You just relax.

Tuesday makes it feel better.

It's terrible.

You have a fight with someone?

Okay.

A man never tells anyway.

I see this scene in the pictures many
times.

A man is hurt.

The girl makes him feel better. But he
doesn't want to answer questions. It's a

very nice scene for two people.

Three people.

Looks like you have a new guest.

I'll be right back.

Are you going to walk this way, please?

Excellent notes.

Steps checked out, equations proven,
very clear.

He was a remarkable scientist, Mr.

Markov. Why is he no longer on the
project?

He went as far as his talent would take
him.

And he's the very best.

What kind of refinements were you
thinking of?

More concentration.

The covering of larger areas with one
single application.

Yes? Very well.

Keep me informed.

One must admire ingenuity if one finds
it.

It seems that both Slate and the dog
have escaped for the moment.

And you can laugh?

You know, you are a remarkable man.

I'm afraid your thinking is still
limited to test tubes.

Where can they go, any of them?

I own this island.

I decide what goes on here.

I decide who comes or goes.

I decide who lives or dies.

You will kill them.

Once I have the dog, naturally.

Knock like anybody else.

Don't you ever just say hello like
anybody else?

Oh, I've seen this scene played so many
times before in pictures.

Man is hurt and the woman makes him feel
bad. You are heading for a punch in the

mouth, April Ganser.

Tuesday,

Haji Dhaka.

Come on.

She happens to be a very nice girl who
owns the hotel.

And wants to be a Hollywood star.

Doesn't everybody?

Hmm.

Anyway, she's been a great help.

Look, love, you don't owe me any
explanations. Just one little puppy dog.

Mark.

Sir, can't you just have men waiting?

He didn't get pussy.

Now the dog's out there somewhere, I was
going to go and look for her.

Dog whistle.

It's been trained to.

You like long shots, don't you?

Maybe she could be anywhere.

I told you, I'll go looking for her.

What do you think they'll be doing? You
want to get trampled in the crowd?

Can't be helped.

Love, you're going purple.

Pussy! There she is! Pussy!

Come on!

Give it to me.

I'm going to give her to the health
officer, and he can test for the

and we can wave farewell to Banos
Highland. Now, wait a minute, Mark.

Listen, this is open to discussion,
isn't it?

Yes. Now, look.

Zacchaeus knows both of us, right?

Mm -hmm. And he probably hasn't been
watching us.

Yeah. Now, wouldn't it be smarter if we
had the health officer come here for

Bootsy? Huh?

Brilliant.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Yes, yes.

Don't in the lobby. I can't hear you.

Right.

Now, little love.

Now, I have a little present for you.

See this?

This, my dear friend, is a homing
device. Right here, yes.

Now, I'm going to attach it to your
coffin, just in case.

I mean,

very good.

Where do I find Zakynthios?

Perhaps she... No, she'd never have left
here, not on her own.

Zakynthios, where?

I mean, he has a yard and a house, a
house most likely. He has his laboratory

there. How do I get there?

Getting there is quite simple.

Getting in is something else.

The dog, Mr.

Answer. Where?

Dog.

Not to tell you, but... Oh, you shall.

The door?

Your own men will tell you.

He ran.

To where, dear lady?

Probably some prearranged place?

No, no, he just ran.

I understand. You're very good with
that.

This?

This is just a little toy.

I have something very special for you,
dear lady.

Can you activate the memory?

Comfortable?

Approximately 20 minutes.

This acid will burn through the rope.

I'm going to have my dinner.

I hope your memory will return.

Before they have theirs.

Mark?

What does it take to make you answer?

Sorry, was hung up.

What's happening?

You in the house?

Yeah, well, that's another story.

Look, how far are you away?

Hang on.

April? April?

Not well.

April,

what is going on?

You wouldn't believe it.

Stay where you are. I'll get you out.

Oh, I have a rescuer.

A little small, but terribly bright.

Pussy? Clever boy.

Gotta run.

Don't call us. We'll call you.

But that's ridiculous.

Quite.

Perhaps the scientist is not as bright
as I'd hoped he would be. Well, is it my

fault? I examined from top to bottom,
now. I used everything.

I used X -ray.

I used the infrared.

And I even examined the skin for tattoo.

And no antidote, nothing.

Just a naked dog.

Get on with it.

Again, I tell you, I have searched him
from head to tail. There is no marks, no

traces, no antidote, nothing. Nothing
but fleas, purple food.

C 'est fini.

Philly. Well, well, well.

My dear Zakindios, how can I find
something which is no longer there?

Perhaps never was there.

Huh?

That's excellent.

Very excellent move.

Very clever, don't you see?

There must be two dogs.

This is the decoy to attract attention
when the other dog is delivered.

Ah, this is worthy of uncle.

Now it will be easy for us to find the
other dog.

May we?

May we? Only the right dog is left.

It was a small provincial joke from the
southeast of France.

Fool. Fool.

Call Mark.

They think what?

That we switched dogs.

That Putsy has a double.

It's not a bad idea, actually. I wish
we'd thought about it.

Well, let's think about getting you out.

Right.

Where are you?

I'm near the South Wall.

How close are you?

Forget it. This place is like a
fortress.

If you tried to get over the wall, you
wouldn't get two feet.

I could disguise myself as the second
dog.

Clever boy.

What do you suggest?

Well, we're in the back of the house.

If you could create some sort of
diversion in the front, I think I could

to get myself out, putsy and all.

One diversion coming up.

April, good luck.

He just came over the wall.

I saw him myself, the same one, the
English.

Of course, sir.

Like the lady?

Fifteen drachma first quarter miles,
suitcases and steamer trunks free.

Hey, extra for long dogs.

It's dangerous for lady to be out alone
at night.

Now he doesn't.

Hi.

My sentiments exactly.

Whatever you did back there must have
been good.

Well, I think I know what it feels like
to be a game fish.

Please don't mention the word fish.

Well, shall we get on with it?

Yes, what were we doing before we were
so rudely interrupted?

We were about to turn over our friend
here to the health officer.

I left him back at the hotel. If he's
still there, we're home free.

We hope.

Charming. Looks like a thrush
convention.

I got a feeling the world was closing in
on you.

What are we doing now?

Shh.

Darling,

do

you mind to tell me what's going on?

What do you mean?

Oh, man.

Ask a question, they answer with a
question.

Darling, Tuesday's not a nosy girl, but
she's not a dumb head either.

You and Sakine, those big enemies,
right?

We've barely met.

That's not what I hear from there.

His man turned your tail downside up,
searching for both of you and the dog.

Very mean.

Look, I can't explain now. It's very
important. We need a place to hide till

morning. We can't stay out here.

Of course, perfect.

My cellar. They search every inch of it.
Why should they search again?

We go through the back door, all right?

Come on, darling, let's go.

You stay here. If everything's all
right, I'll give you a jingle.

But you two won't be alone, let's say
so.

April. If something goes wrong,
someone's got to be free to move.

Come on. Come on, baby. Come on.

How dare you?

Are you mad?

It happens to be a lady's bedroom.

Please, will you get out?

Please, get out.

Oh, really? Sir, I never do see such
nerves. Go out.

More bumps.

A bunch of bumps. Shh.

Everything is fine.

Oh.

I haven't... Oh, don't tell me it can't
be good.

Not bad.

Welcome back.

Pussy.

Safe and sound.

It's the kentiest man.

They went charging off into the sunset,
absolutely certain they're chasing

Puzzi.

How'd you manage that?

Not me.

Tuesday, Hadjidakis, girl hero.

Oh, it was nothing.

You don't believe it.

Somebody tell me, where is Puzzi?

Most ingenious.

A dog within a dog.

No heroics. Explain it.

That's a duplicate of the other dog.

Very clever of Uncle.

Two identical dogs.

It looks like the same dog.

Impossible. The other dog's in my
laboratory.

We'll take this one.

That's for these Uncle agents and Mr.
Dacais.

Give them a taste of my wine cellar.

Not very much, shall we?

I think we should.

Yeah.

So much fun here.

Nobody here.

The wine cellar.

So, you've been fooled for the last
time.

Once and for all, we get rid of this dog
so we won't be confused with the other

dog. Maybe there is no other dog.

There must be another dog.

No, this is the only dog.

If you feed her to piranha fish, you
lose the antidote.

I don't believe you, Mr. Slate.

Slate!

Perhaps he's kidding the truth.

for his men.

Yes, he can be a time.

Darling, I always meant to ask you a
question about you and him.

I should warn you about that thing.

He never stays in one place, you know.

We're here today, tomorrow Halloween.