Original subtitles

So you're going to remove the protective camouflage

from the portal? Correct, FIL.

Only once Billie and Derek's graduation is complete.

With the greatest of respect,

you do not think this is a...terrible idea?

I agree, FIL.

It is a suboptimum situation.

Alert! High alert!

This alert could not be any higher! KLAXON BLARES

ROARING

FIL? What's going on?

Something bad.

SNARLING

SPOOKY DETECTOR CHIRPS FRANTICALLY

SNARLING

Oh, no, you don't!

There's a lot we don't know, isn't there?

Maybe.

But we've got the Spooky Crew,

and Xena's finished the ultimate new Spooky Vision Goggles.

Everything's going to be fine.

PHONE CHIRPS

What's up, Xen?

Bert, Big Bad is here! And I think he wants the Spooky Detector!

SPOOKIES CHATTER

Oh! Are you sure?

Without a doubt, Bert.

You secure HQ and I'll alert Billie and Derek.

Then we can rendezvous to work out our plan.

But, wait, what about...? LINE GOES DEAD

SPOOKIES CHATTER ANXIOUSLY

Roll up your sleeves, BPJ.

We've got to make this place super secure for our Spooky bugs.

Graduation, here I come.

Millie, those photos look amazing, girl.

CHIMING

Caitlin! Chef's kiss to those fairy lights.

CHIMING

Dylan, that cake is to die for.

CHIMING

So...have you done it yet, or what?

Done what yet?

Asked Billie out on a date! Taking her out for her birthday tomorrow

is, like, the cutest idea ever!

I want to, it's just I haven't found the right moment.

Oh, Derek. Let your wing girl Robina help.

Robina, stop, stop!

Hey-hey!

How exciting is this?

Loving the venue. So cool.

It's part of Sunny Valley history.

Just like us.

Felt like the...perfect match.

Apparently, it's full of hidden rooms and secret passageways.

What?! No way!

I'm totally looking that up.

Huh. No reception. Outside is fine.

Inside, no bars.

All the "ye olde stone," I guess.

Oh.

Why aren't they answering?!

Alert them in person when you arrive at graduation.

It's close.

BRANCHES CRACK

DETECTOR CHIRPS

FAINT SNARLING

TWIGS CRACK

SNARLING

SPOOKY DETECTOR CHIRPS FRANTICALLY

BIG BAD SNARLS

CHIRPING STOPS

QUIET GROWLING

SHE GASPS

BIG BAD GRUNTS

Oh! A fruit bowl?

That's such a sweet present!

Ms Norris is going to love it.

My idea. She's allergic to flowers.

Last year's class gave her hydrangeas, and hives.

Also my idea - this year's graduation gifts.

DEREK GASPS

I've always wanted one of these!

Plasma balls.

Cool, right?

You can practically feel the electricity.

CHIMING

The perfect memento for this year's bright sparks.

They just need these cute little nameplates on the front.

Have fun!

OK, we're on it.

O-M-G, this dress is so gorgeous, Billie!

Mum used to love sewing, and I found some of her old fabric.

Billie, that's so special.

Tonight is going to be such a great night.

Right, Derek? CHIMING

We should probably get... Uh, yeah. Yeah.

Trap complete.

No way Big Bad's getting in here.

Spookies are safe.

All set to test it out.

On three...two...one!

Yes! No way Big Bad's getting past that.

Now let's reset it and get out of here.

Um, we may have a teeny-tiny problem with a part of that.

Which part?

The part about resetting it,

and the part about getting out. Mm!

Need a hand?

Thanks.

My hands are just...

..really clammy, for some reason.

OK. That's the last one.

You can do this, Derek.

I never thought I'd be having my graduation in a haunted mansion

in the middle of nowhere.

But life's funny like that.

But you're glad you came to Sunny Valley, right?

I actually can't picture things any other way.

Well, I've been thinking about something that could maybe

be another way.

What do you mean?

I've been thinking...

..and...

Hmm?

FAINT THUD, SHE GASPS

You hear that?

What?

FAINT THUD, LOW GROWLING

GROWLING CONTINUES

THEY GASP

BIG BAD SNARLS

Is that who I think it is?

It must be.

Robina!

Have you seen Billie and Derek?

They're attending to some pretty important business right now.

CHIMING

I'm sorry, Robina,

I'm unable to process the meaning of your wink at this moment.

Where are they?

If you want to interrupt them, that's on you.

Just tell me where they are. Please?

It's important.

More important than...romance?

Yes.

I swear on Aphrodite's mirror.

Please?

Pretty, pretty please?!

LOW GROWLING

UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

BIG BAD GRUNTS RHYTHMICALLY

RECORD SCRATCHES, BIG BAD GRUNTS

LOW GROWLING

BILLIE GASPS

My dress!

It's taking things!

Yeah, with that staff, and using them somehow.

SPOOKY DETECTOR CHIRPS BIG BAD GRUNTS

BIG BAD SNIFFS, GRUNTS

Did that sound like the Spooky Detector to you?

Hello? Xena!

CHIRPING CONTINUES

Billie?

Derek?

Where are you?

CHIRPING INTENSIFIES BIG BAD GROWLS

Your interest is noted,

but this device remains property of the Spooky Crew.

BIG BAD GRUNTS

You like plasma balls?

Come and get 'em!

BIG BAD GROWLS

THEY GRUNT AND STRAIN Pull, Chaos! Pull!

THEY GASP

We've got to go!

Who knows what Big Bad is up to right now?!

I'll try the Johns. John, John, John!

PHONE RINGS

You get it. You're closer!

But it's your phone! It's on your desk!

John? Nice! John!

Oh, it's just those...those kids.

Ugh! Why won't they answer?!

BIG BAD GROWLS

Now!

Terrific tactics, team.

Thank you.

BIG BAD ROARS

Do you think it can vanish the door?

I don't think it's going anywhere.

Do you think it will hold?

Graduation's starting.

It should.

But as an additional precaution, FIL and I will install

a portable motion sensor.

Leave it with me.

You two have a graduation to attend.

The graduation gifts!

We used them all to trap Big Bad.

Special gifts aren't just about the razzle-dazzle.

Meet me at the photo board in five.

I've got an idea.

FIL, if this sensor is triggered, alert me immediately.

Of course, Xena.

If the cupboard door opens, you will be the first to know.

Shall we update the others?

All right, Spookies. Loudest noises you can make.

Three, two, one...

JO-O-O-O-OHN!

MUFFLED SHOUTING

Wait. John, did you hear that? I can hear something.

Yeah! It's... No, no. Sh, sh, sh, sh!

MUFFLED SHOUTING CONTINUES

It's coming from the vents, which leads down to...

The Nerd Club.

JO-O-O-O-OHN!

What the spaghetti are you two doing?

Just playing a game.

Give us a hand with that.

Uh, fine.

THEY STRAIN

Rargh! Argh!

Man, I'm so buff.

Yo.

Playtime's over, kiddos.

Yep.

We were just finishing anyway, so we're just going to...head out.

Is that one of those new VR games?

Whoa-a-a-a!

Wait, no! Please don't.

Phwhoa!

THEY GROAN

Sweet zombie space farmers!

The graphics on this are out of control. Check it!

No! Give them back!

Whoa!

Those things are so ugly.

CHIRPS

Hey, hey, you got another pair of goggles?

I want to play two-player mode.

That's the only pair.

And you need to take them off now!

Hi!

Oh, gosh!

VR is too real, man. What happened?

Argh, the pink one bit me.

Oh, I want to be bit!

Yeah, same, I want to be bit again!

Oh! Yeah!

NO-O-O-O-O!

Good one, Xena with the different hair.

You ruined it.

It's OK, John. We'll find our own VR game and go play it.

Bye.

What have I done?

These were the only pair.

Oh, Billie, I'm so sorry.

You did the right thing, BPJ.

Now come on, we've got to move.

What about the Spookies?

It'll take ages to reset the trap.

Big Bad might get in. PHONE CHIMES

Big Bad ain't going nowhere.

We're good.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And now it's time to hand out the very special gifts

for this year's grade sixes.

Yay!

Yay!

If I had them.

Huh?

Um... Sorry. Finally. Excuse me.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry, Robina. Could you cut it any finer?

Trust me, it'll be worth it.

Our first gift tonight is for Millie...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Go, Millie!

..for being the first kid in prep to learn how to tie shoelaces

and then teaching the rest of us.

Aw-w-w.

If it wasn't for you, we'd still be wearing Velcro.

I can't believe you remembered that.

Aw, I love it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Where's the Spooky Detector?

The nappy bag.

Next up, none other than Robina Rodriguez.

Yeah, Robina!

Let's hear it for our school captain!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Bins, I've only been here a little while,

but your dedication to your friends

and your willingness to help, no matter what we ask of you,

means more to us than we could ever say.

And I knew from the moment you scheduled our first play date

in kinder that you would do great things.

And SVP was just the beginning.

Can't wait to see what you do next.

Woo! Yeah! Woo! Great job! Yeah!

Aw.

You were right.

Totally worth it.

Even better than a plasma ball.

And last but never, ever least -

Ms Norris.

Oh, really? Ms Norris!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, you shouldn't have!

From grade prep to six,

you've been funny and smart. Ms Norris,

we love you from the bottom of our hearts.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Best teacher ever!

Norris! Norris! Norris!

Norris! Norris! Norris! Norris! Norris! Norris!

Yeah!

Yeah!

DISCO MUSIC

RECORD SCRATCHES, SLOW MUSIC PLAYS

So I was wondering...

Do you want to dance?

EERIE MUSIC BUILDS

I think Big Bad got out.

We need the Spooky Detector now.

FIL, how is this possible?

I swear on my motherboard,

nothing escaped that cupboard's door.

I'll get the detector. And I will check the sensor.

BPJ, join me.

Mama bear, where's Ed?

Specifically the nappy bag.

Outside with Peanut.

Why?

It can't have gotten out, can it?

Perhaps looking through the keyhole will provide additional evidence.

You've had enough near misses for today.

This one's on me.

SHE GASPS No!

Help me move this.

A secret passageway?

Oh, crud!

INTENSE MUSIC SWELLS

INTENSE MUSIC SWELLS

MUSIC INTENSIFIES AND SWELLS

DAD! ED! ED!

Hey, kids.

Everything all right?

STAFF BLEEPS

The Spookies.

SPOOKIES CHITTER

DOOR CREAKS OPEN

SPOOKIES CHITTER

CHITTERING CONTINUES

THEY VOCALISE PANICKEDLY

STAFF BLEEPS