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I love excursions.
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Excursions are just really days off,
but in school clothes.
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Billie, correct me if I'm wrong,
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but your mood doesn't seem to match
the thrilling prospect of a day out
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and a comedy performance.
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I thought you liked
shaky, shaky, Shakespeare.
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Guys, after what happened
at Robina's party,
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we really, really need to come up
with a plan for when I turn 13.
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Don't worry, B,
we'll have a sweet shindig...
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Not the party, Bert!
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The bit where I can't see
Spookies any more.
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And if that happens,
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I'm going to be useless to the crew.
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Billie, we'll come up with a plan.
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If two heads are better than one,
then five are unbeatable.
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We're a team, right?
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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OK, fives and sixes,
of this, I am certain.
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It's almost time to raise
the curtain.
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Before we head in,
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if you've got a device,
you know the drill.
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Put it on ice.
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STUDENTS GROAN
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Hand it over.
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Sorry, Fil.
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Portal activity confirmed.
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Alert. New Spooky detected.
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WATCH CHIMES
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SPOOKY SQUAWKS
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SPOOKY SQUAWKS
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Well, looks like
it's just you and me, Spooky.
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Sigh.
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SPOOKY SQUAWKS
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If you are searching for company,
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then you are not the only one.
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It seems that I, too, am doomed
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to drift through
the technoverse - alone forever.
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GOBBLING
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HE GRUNTS
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You can do this, Jon.
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Don't play the donkey,
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be the donkey.
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Hee... Hee-haw!
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All right, my dude,
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who's ready to fix up
Medieval Space Farmer 3?
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That bad boy used to be
our biggest money-spinner.
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We get that fixed up,
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that is one step to restoring
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our house of bowling
to its former glory.
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And what's with the donkey head?
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I need a backup career. OK?
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You know, in case Bowl-A-Rama
doesn't make it.
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JOHN SPLUTTERS
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Bowl-A-Rama will never die.
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Besides, you can't have
a backup career without me!
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Watch us.
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JOHN SHOUTS
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Hey, guys.
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I've been thinking.
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If I'm not going to be able
to see Spookies,
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someone else needs to take
over the Spooky Files.
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No. No! Why? No.
What do you mean? No.
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How can I draw them
if I can't see them?
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We still have some time
before your birthday.
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Yeah. I'm just being a realist.
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We need to be prepared
for everything.
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Even the worst case scenario.
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I can take them.
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I got an A for my last art project.
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Plus, my mum says I have
the neatest handwriting!
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Negatory, Jess.
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As Bill's bro, I should be
the temporary custard-odeon.
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Until we figure out
this Spooky-seeing hiccup.
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OK. Over to you.
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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Chop, chop. Let's go.
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Line up, you lot. Come on.
OK, OK. Coming.
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Are you sure, Bert?
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We'll find a way to keep Billie
in the crew no matter what.
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Then she can have these back.
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The files are safe with me.
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Speaking of safety,
those shoelaces are a trip hazard.
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Good call. Save me a seat, Xene.
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I'm right behind you.
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Try coming undone now.
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SPOOKY SQUAWKS
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SNAKE CHARMER MELODY PLAYS
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HE GROANS
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HE GASPS
Move it, Bert.
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Pick up the pace.
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Sorry, miss.
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Silly shoelace. Ha-ha.
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Let's not delay,
we must see the play.
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Is that what I really sound like?
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Thank you for waiting.
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You deserve a reward.
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I can help you.
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Can I take your clipboard?
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I thought that kids thought
rhyming was cool.
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What if they think
I sound like a fool?
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OK, but maybe just cool it
on the rhymes.
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Let's get a move on.
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I want to get one of those
fancy beanbags.
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Your wish is my command.
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I'll get you the best seat
in all the land.
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I will console!
HE GROWLS
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Run, run as fast as a hare,
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find Miss Norris a comfy chair.
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The old dude and...
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THEY GRUNT
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You must be wondering
what I'm doing here, hey, Bert?
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Not really.
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Oh!
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Well, prepare yourself for a talent
that you never knew existed.
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Soz. Can't stay here.
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I'm getting a seat for
the teacher of the year.
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Wait, no. Argh!
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Kids.
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Oh, this is almost as comfy
as my couch back home.
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Here's a thought -
how about some more back support?
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Huh?
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Welcome, tiny sir.
Take a seat!
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Bert! What are you doing?
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I'm on a quest. No time to rest.
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A cushion, my kingdom for a cushion.
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That was weird, right?
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Speaking from experience, Bert does
take excursions very seriously.
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Erm, Billie, did you decide
on a new Spooky Files format?
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"Jon's secret notes."
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How did this happen?
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If we've got Jon's notebook,
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does that mean that he's got
the Spooky Files?
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This is a serious data breach.
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That's the only copy we have.
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We can't lose it.
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What should we do?
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Jon must be nearby.
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We need to find him and retrieve
the Spooky Files.
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Yeah. We're here for you, Billie.
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I know I said I was retired
from sports...
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..but duty calls.
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We should form another search party
to double our retrieval capacity.
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I'm in!
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Billie, you stay here
and guard the stage.
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Me and BPJ will go backstage.
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You can count on us.
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HE GRUMBLES
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Hey, Jon, would you mind holding
this here for a sec while I...
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CRICKETS CHIRPING
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HE SIGHS
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Boo-ya!
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Hear ye, hear ye...
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If we don't find the Spooky Files,
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can't you just write
it down again for memory?
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Alas, it's not that simple.
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The Spooky files are more than
what's on the page.
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They're part drawing, part Billie.
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She's poured so much of
herself into them
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that I don't think
they can be recreated - ever.
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Well, when you put it that way,
we've got to find these files!
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SQUAWKING
Huh?
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Ah, Xena, I think
I've found something.
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SNAKE CHARMER MELODY PLAYS
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THEY SIGH HAPPILY
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What...is this?
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These aren't my acting notes.
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Argh!
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OK, Jon, you're just going
to have to believe in yourself.
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It's only Shakespeare.
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No biggie.
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HE EXHALES
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HE FLUTTERS LIPS
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You got this.
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HE FLUTTERS LIPS
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You can do this, Jon.
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The King doth revels...
from here tonight!
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Take heed,
the Queen must leave her sight.
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For Oberon is passing
and fallen wrath,
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a lovely boy, as her attendant hath.
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A lovely boy stolen from
an Indian king.
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So sweet, I never had a changeling.
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A jealous Oberon
would have the child...
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SHE YELPS
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Did you find the Spooky Files?
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Fun fact - we did not.
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The true treasure was the friends
we made along the way.
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OK.
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New look, Xene?
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It's a tribute to
my bestest bestie, BPJ.
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No, you're my bestest bestie!
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JESS GIGGLES
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I need to find Derek.
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So, Jon, why acting?
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Well, you know,
with the bowling biz tanking,
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I figured that I needed
a backup career,
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and nothing says stable income
quite like acting.
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Oh, my gosh, I can't believe
that Jon from Bowl-A-Rama
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is actually talking to me.
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DEREK SIGHS
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So, does he have them?
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Hello, little busy here
talking to my hero.
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Whoa! I'm not a hero, OK?
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I'm just a regular guy with
an incredible gift for donkey work.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I need to get to a place
that I like to call the Donkey Zone.
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JON GOBBLES
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Derek, we've got a serious
situation here.
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We've lost the Spooky Files,
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and I think there's
a Spooky on the loose.
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JON FLUTTERS LIPS, BRAYS
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Such an incredible artist!
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Are you even listening?
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Xena and Backpack Jess
are obsessed with each other.
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And Bert is glued to Miss Norris
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and rhyming like
a Christmas cracker!
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Reckon he'd sign my library card?
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Derek!
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What happened to
"we're here for you"?
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No harm in asking, right?
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Can you please sign my library card?
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For 13 bucks, I'll sign it twice.
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Content with Hermia?
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No, I do repent the tedious minutes
I with her have spent.
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SHE SCOFFS
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OK.
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Looks like you're
on your own now, Billie.
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BLOWING RASPBERRIES
Ew.
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You're disgusting, Khaled.
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HE CONTINUES BLOWING RASPBERRIES
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What?
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ROBINA SIGHS
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OMG, Khaled!
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That is so cool.
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Can you do it again?
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Ew.
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KHALED BLOWS RASPBERRIES
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And leads me to your eyes,
where I o'erlook
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love stories written
in love's richest book.
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Oh, it's a Love Spooky!
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PUCK CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND
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Bert, we need to talk.
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Shh.
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These gardens are both
dark and deep.
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I must guard her in her sleep.
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I think she'll survive.
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Now, come on.
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Farewell...
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Guys, a Spooky is on the loose.
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Why else do you think
you're all acting this way?
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Everything seems normal to me.
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I saw it.
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It did a weird dance that made
Robina fall for Khaled.
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Look!
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Like this?
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No, it's more like
when you squeeze tightly...
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Spooky or no, I really must go.
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Great.
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Xena, let's get the Spooky Detector
out and go find this thing.
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Sorry! We're busy.
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Plus, I need my backpack
to look like
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my bestest bestie, Backpack Jess.
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How could I possibly remove it?
263
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,800
Xena, don't make me get it myself.
264
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,520
THEY HISS
265
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,480
What happened to being a team?
266
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,480
I guess I'll find
the files myself, then.
267
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,480
That's it, buddy.
268
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,680
Oh, you are such a big help!
269
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,000
HE CHUCKLES
270
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,880
You and me?
Together we could save Bowl-A-Rama.
271
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,720
HE LAUGHS
272
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,320
Aw, classic Johnson!
273
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,560
HE CHUCKLES
274
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,800
Write me a prono...
HE SQUAWKS
275
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:32,600
Prologue. A prologue!
276
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,960
And let the prologue seem
to say we will...
277
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,000
SHE GASPS
278
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,480
Hmm. Ah...
279
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,960
We will do no harm with our...
280
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,640
MURMURING
281
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:50,040
Do no harm with our...
282
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,520
Thank you. ..sword!
283
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,800
We do no harm with our sword.
284
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,120
Ha-ha!
285
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,360
Sorry.
286
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,560
I didn't mean that...
287
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,040
So how's the Oscar-winner doing?
288
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,160
I don't know what's wrong.
289
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,160
You know what I reckon would help?
290
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,320
These.
291
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,440
His acting notes!
I'll take them to him.
292
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,440
Nuh-uh-uh. Not so fast.
293
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,160
You see that basket over there?
294
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,320
That's where the Spooky Files are.
295
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,880
You get them back,
and I'll give you these.
296
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,280
PERFORMER GRUNTS
297
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,080
I'll do it.
298
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,760
For Jon.
299
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,720
And the youth, mistook by me.
300
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,960
Pleading for the lover's fee.
GIGGLING
301
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,520
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
302
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,840
As they laugh so preposterously.
303
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,400
GIGGLING
304
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,160
Why should you think that
I should woo in scorn?
305
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,000
Scorn and derision never
come in tears.
306
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,880
BLOWING RASPBERRIES
So funny, Khaled.
307
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,600
THEY LAUGH
308
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,640
BLOWING RASPBERRIES
Erm...
309
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,120
Uh...
310
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,040
Get it together!
311
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,440
Psst! I can't find my donkey head.
312
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,440
What do you want us
to do about it?
313
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,040
How do I do a donkey scene
without a donkey head?
314
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,480
Can you please just call
half-time or something?
315
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,920
That's it! I'm done.
316
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,200
I don't have to put up with this.
LAUGHTER
317
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,240
LAUGHTER
318
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,520
So no-one's seen my donkey head?
319
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,280
BOOING
320
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,840
Now on to problem number two.
321
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,480
Looking for a love of your own,
Mr Spooky?
322
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,800
SPOOKY HISSES
323
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,680
You know, you're not
the only one with sweet moves.
324
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,080
SNAKE CHARMER MELODY PLAYS
325
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,920
SPOOKY CHITTERS
326
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,400
SPOOKY PURRS
327
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,440
SPOOKY PURRING
328
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,280
SPOOKY PURRING
329
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,720
Can I have my friends back now?
330
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,760
SPOOKY PURRS
331
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,680
BLOWING RASPBERRIES
332
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,880
Ew! Gross, Khaled.
333
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,680
That is not how a school captain
should behave.
334
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,800
SHE HUFFS
335
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,040
Inconceivable.
336
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,080
You lost something special,
didn't you?
337
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,480
I can relate to that.
338
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,000
SPOOKY PURRS
339
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,520
SPOOKY PREETS
340
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,960
Ha-ha!
341
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,760
All right,
best buddy in the whole world.
342
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,440
Time to light it up.
343
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,640
Tee-hee-hee.
344
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,400
HE YELPS
345
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,200
You said it would work!
346
00:18:55,280 --> 00:19:00,120
The eye of man hath not heard,
347
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:04,920
the ear of man hath not seen.
348
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,440
SPOOKY PURRING
Man's hand is not able to taste,
349
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:13,440
his tongue to conceive,
nor his heart to report...
350
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,640
These should stay with you.
351
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,440
And only you.
352
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,720
You could say that again!
353
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,280
Also, I'm so sorry about today.
354
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,040
Look, I know it was only the Spooky.
355
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,560
Unless you really are
Jon's number one fan?
356
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,160
Ha.
357
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,360
His tongue to conceive!
358
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,880
Spooky or no Spooky,
359
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,120
I don't ever want you to feel
like I'm not there for you.
360
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,960
Nor his heart to report...
361
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,600
I'm turning 13 right after you.
362
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,000
It's us against the world.
363
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,720
..what my dream was.
Look out, world.
364
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,840
I shall sing it at her death!
365
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,000
LOUD WEEPING
366
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,480
That's incredible.
367
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,720
CHEERING, APPLAUSE
368
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,040
If there's one thing
we learned today...
369
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,840
It's that the course of true love
never did run smooth.
370
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:12,000
Sure, but mostly it's that Billie
doesn't need us to catch Spookies.
371
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,640
And there's no way we can do it
without her.
372
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,440
All right, fives, sixes.
373
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,640
Grab your devices and line up.
374
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,760
Where's the rhyme?
375
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,160
I thought I'd give the rhyme
a bit of a break, Derek.
376
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,640
STUDENTS PROTESTING
But we love your rhymes.
377
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,480
Don't stop.
Please!
378
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,200
All right, all right.
379
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,680
I will persist.
380
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,440
But only because you all insist.
381
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,800
Yay!
382
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,360
Go get your phones.
383
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,600
CONTENTED MURMURING
384
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,600
137 new notifications,
385
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,240
if you even care.
386
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,800
Who knew an operating system
387
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,360
could be even needier
than a neurotypical human?
388
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:49,760
Erm, thanks for all
your enthusiastic support, Bert.
389
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,920
Yep. No problem, miss.
390
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,000
It's never going to happen again.
391
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,000
Hey, Jon. Jon. Jon.
392
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,440
Hey.
393
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,840
Erm, so...
HE CLEARS THROAT
394
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,480
So if you want to do
this whole acting thing, do it.
395
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,840
I'll take care of the alley.
396
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,440
Acting is hard.
397
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,880
Like, so hard.
398
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,920
It's really, really hard.
399
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,440
I think I hate it.
400
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,720
Karate chop.
401
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,000
Ah! Plus, you don't get paid, John.
402
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,280
HE WINCES
403
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,160
We're scared, bro.
404
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,440
Of what?
405
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,480
John, I was scared of losing
our house of bowling.
406
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,840
Well, how about two best buds
get to fixing it up, then?
407
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,080
We start with
Medieval Space Farmer 3.
408
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,320
What do you say?
409
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,200
Yes, please!
410
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,440
THEY GRUNT
411
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,960
Let's do this.
412
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,240
Oh! This is Shakespeare, right?
413
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,880
Yeah, dude. Shakespeare!
414
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,240
He's so cute. He's so adorable.
415
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,560
I wonder if it had a friend back
in the Spooky dimension.
416
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,640
And maybe everything that happened
417
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,200
today was just its way
of trying to find a new one.
418
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,400
I've never thought about it
like that.
419
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,280
It's hard losing what you love.
420
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,440
You know, I'm scared of not being
able to see Spookies any more.
421
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,760
But today I got a taste
of losing all of you.
422
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,400
And if I'm being totally honest,
423
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,440
that's what I'm really afraid of.
424
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,440
Well, I, for one, will not allow
our crew to lose Billie.
425
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,520
And I for two.
426
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,880
And three. And four.
427
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,440
It's unanimous.
428
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,440
We need to work out why
the Spookies don't want to go home
429
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,440
before Billie's big one-three.
430
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,640
And there's only one way to work out
why they refuse to go back.
431
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,600
We need to figure out
what's going on
432
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,960
on the other side of the portal.
433
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,120
I wonder what we're going to find.
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