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What time did the kids say they'd be back?

About an hour, tops.

You do know we're getting married at midday, yeah? Yeah.

Bert said he needed some extra best mate's speech practice.

If they're not back soon, I'll call.

Robina will be at the wedding.

She's got to be planning something big.

In which case, it is imperative that we get the Spookies home

and close the portal before anything else appears.

Spookies are ready, so what happens now?

Returning the Spooky detector crystal to the particle accelerator

will, in theory, harness that power to open a portal in the lab.

In theory.

How long will it stay open for?

As long as it takes for the crystals to reabsorb.

In theory. What's with all the theories?

Well, the need to send the Spookies back home

before Robina tells the world means that

my calculations are not as accurate as I would have liked them to be.

THUD, CLANG!

I see you, Chaos!

CHAOS GROWLS DEJECTEDLY

Off you go, cheeky little monster. Wait with the others.

That glitter was a great idea.

We can keep an eye on him until we get him home.

I wish they didn't have to leave too, but it's not safe here.

All right, let's get it over with.

We got a wedding to get to.

Brace yourselves.

Hmm?

Come on, kids.

Farewell.

You want it?

Fetch!

Bye! Bye-bye!

And last but not least... The original Chaos...

PFF-RR-T!

..and your fart worm farty friend.

SIREN Warning, warning, code red!

Warning, warning, code red!

Phil! What is it, Phil?

Billie's father is calling and her phone is on silent.

As a child, it is imperative that you answer your parents' calls.

They don't ask much of you, but if you...

Shush! OK, shushing.

What's up, Dad?

Hey, it's been over an hour. Are you done?

How's your speech practice?

Uh, yeah, all done.

OK, so it might be time to come home?

Billie?

Yeah, sorry. We're on our way.

I can't believe they're all gone.

Chaos left without saying goodbye.

Hey, we did the right thing.

Yeah. Reckon we've earned some serious cake and dancing.

I should stay until the portal closes.

It shouldn't take too long.

I'll meet you guys at the wedding.

I'll stay too.

If anything tries to come through, better there's a doubles team.

Have fun at the wedding! See you, guys!

Finally! Speech - all rehearsed?

Yep! I even got my palm cards. See?

Good!

Now, Bert, I have another job for you,

a crucial best mate job.

The rings.

I will guard them with my life!

Thanks. Now, you guys better get ready.

Billie, you're on Jane duty.

Bert, we're on cake.

Wa-hey! SPLASH!

Glitter?

Oh, kids!

A tomorrow problem.

DOOR CREAKS

CHAOS LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

JANE WAILS

It was perfect!

But then when I put it on, it just fell apart.

Jane, it's OK.

Let me help you.

When Mum got sick of beanies,

I did all kinds of stuff to style her up.

Even garlands like this.

See? All fixed.

She'd be so proud of you.

We all are.

Enough mush.

You've got to look good on the big day.

Glitter?

TYRES SCREECH

Oh, I might just pop this...

What is it, Edster?

Back seat's wet.

Glitter? Couldn't be.

It's probably nothing.

BELL CHIMES

Dang, these keys are wonky!

They weren't like that this morning.

Yo, what's up, party people?!

Guys, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but don't you have gear to set up?

Yeah. Get inside, check them out.

It's party time. Woo!

Smell ya. Dude's tense.

It's like it's his wedding day or something.

That's literally what's happening. I knew that.

What the...?

What is it, Edster?

It was just here.

And then I turned around for a second and the popcorn topper was gone.

Maybe I left it out here somewhere.

Did drop it on the floor?

This is taking forever.

I'd rather be at the wedding.

Me too.

Nothing's happened so far.

I reckon it'd be fine if only one of us stayed behind.

Rock, paper, scissors?

On three.

Paper beats rock.

Fun fact - data shows that male players

disproportionately go with rock as their first move.

Thank you, Derek.

Robina, I'm so glad you could make it.

Girl, that garland slays!

All thanks to Billie.

You're crafty. So full of surprises.

I wonder what else you're hiding.

Whoa, you look amazeballs!

Oh, thanks, Bertie.

Just need to borrow my soon-to-be step-sis a minute.

Why? What's wrong?

What's up?

Hello, friends.

You're here?!

Where's Derek?!

D-Train needs to hear this too!

Hold on to your bums, I think Chaos is here.

What?!

None of us actually saw him going through the portal, did we?

G'day!

Hi! Oh, hi!

Carmelona. I'm the celebrant.

CHAOS LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

Oh, I am so sorry about that.

Let me help.

Something whacked my hand.

Thank you, Robina. Thank you.

The whole day's been a busy one today.

CHAOS LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

Time is money. Ooh, gosh.

That's right. OK, let's wrap this up.

Chaos is totally here. How long's the portal got?

It's at 7%.

So, like, I guess you've got ages to get him back here.

Everybody, please take your seats!

It's time to begin.

Got to go, D-Train. The wedding's about to start.

Copy that. Derek out.

And for the love of spaghetti, put your phones on silent.

What?!

That's not good.

You mind if I sit? I love a wedding.

So much drama.

You never know what might happen.

Xena, pick up.

Phil, what's happening?!

It appears the crystal reabsorption is accelerating exponentially.

I got to tell Xena. If anything comes through, stop it.

I do not have arms.

You'll think of something. I will not.

CROWD MURMURS THEN QUIETENS

Aww!

Aww!

SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC

THUD, MUSIC STOPS

CROWD GASPS, LAUGHS

Dad! Ed, your pants!

My belt!

My belt! Icebreaker!

MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER

DISTANT CLATTER

Uh, Ed...don't freak, but I think I left the rings in the kitchen.

Tell me you're joking. It's cool. I'll just be one sec.

Might need some help.

Bertie, what's going on?

Nothing, Mum. All good.

Hey, Johns, you got any hold music?

Any requests? Two bucks a song.

Well, go on, then.

SLOW, MAUDLIN MUSIC

CROWD GROANS

Here, Chaos!

Come on! Fresh popcorn?

Bingo! Come here.

We've got a wedding, and you need to get home, dude.

You stole my phone!?

I'm afraid I'll need that back.

What?!

CHAOS BURPS, GIGGLES

Touche.

SWITCH CLICKS

Double touche.

I'll ring your phone.

PHONE BUZZES

Over there!

Why's Chaos all Chaos-y again?

Strange, given his high level of domestication

in Spooky Headquarters.

Yeah, well, playtime's over.

CLANG

CROWD GASPS, MURMURS

CHAOS LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY THEY SCREAM

IN THE STYLE OF CHARIOTS OF FIRE

MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER Chaos, stop!

CHAOS SCREAMS

THUD Oooh!

Guys, we got a problem.

CHEESY KEYBOARD MUSIC PLAYS

Should someone go check on them?

MUSIC CONTINUES Whoa! Ha-hey!

Stay in here till we figure out what's what.

And you owe me a new phone.

Kids!

What are you doing?

Mum, Ed, what brings you here?

The rings. Did you find them?

Yep! Been in my pocket the whole time.

Classic Bert!

Right, let's get married!

CROWD CHEERS You may now kiss the...

Aww! Urgh!

Now's our chance!

Hm-hm! Mm-hm.

We must return Chaos to the lab, posthaste.

But I've got my speech!

Dude, the portal's closing fast.

Oh. Oh, dear. That is so bad.

I wish I had arms.

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Bins, this is Chaos, the first Spooky we found.

We're trying to get him home before the portal closes.

If we do not, he will be stuck in our dimension forever.

That is a lot to process.

This is big, really big.

And we need to get this guy out of here.

Will you help us?

What do you need?

SLOW SYNTH MUSIC PLAYS

Boring! Where's the other you?

Just grabbing some vibing vinyl.

The party's crashing. Want a tip?

I hate this song!

Streaming. Hm?

All the music in all the world right here, right now. Pff!

UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

CROWD CHEERS

I'M on decks now.

CROWD CHEERS

Crystal reabsorption at 96%.

Hello? Are you coming back soon? I am lonely.

JOHN SCREAMS

Oh, God, kids!

What do you want? John, we need your wheels.

Oh, is that all? Sure.

Psych! As if I'd let you kids

have the totally bodacious John-Mobile.

Allow me to cut to the chase.

Go on, then. Cut to it.

You are familiar with Medieval Space Farmer, no?

The 1993 cartoon based on the cult comic of the same name that spawned

a series of arcade games, novelty mugs and rare tomato sauce sachets?

Maybe I am, and maybe...I AM.

Then you will know

it spawned a series of rare action figures.

Never released. A mint condish one would be...priceless.

Fun fact - I have two.

One for John and one for Jon.

Don't toy with me, Xena. Do not toy with me when it comes to toys.

They're at my house.

Drive us there, no questions asked, and I will retrieve them for you.

Quick question - what's with the...? What's with all that?

Derek, Billie, what are we... What are we going for there?

What is that? No questions asked!

Get in!

CHAOS GROWLS

Whichever one of you is doing the gremlin noises, quit it.

And don't forget your seat belts. Safety first!

LIVELY DANCE MUSIC

Portal closure imminent. Crystal reabsorption 99%.

Bert, what are you doing?

It's not me! He won't let go!

I repeat, portal closure imminent.

Listen, Chaos,

I know you and I haven't been the best of friends, but I get it.

You get used to the way things are,

and it's scary not knowing what comes next.

But it could be something awesome.

That's why I need you to be brave.

There's nothing to fear.

You got this, dude!

Time to go, Chaos.

I'm going to miss you.

-Reabsorption complete. - Now!

My speech!

OK, smile.

Let's get one with the kids.

Wait, where are the kids?

Jane and Ed to the dance floor.

Newlywed dance time!

YAAAS!

Dance, dance, dance!

LIVELY DANCE MUSIC

Hey!

Hey, kids!

Jon.

JON GASPS

THEY BOTH LAUGH EXCITEDLY

Yes!

Yo! Someone knows how to work a crowd.

Did you do what you needed to do?

Sure did! Thanks, Bins.

Let's get this speech happening.

You ready, Bert? Palm cards primed!

Chaos. SPEECH ECHOES OVER MICROPHONE

FEEDBACK SCREECHES CROWD MURMURS IN CONFUSION

Family's chaos, but so's love.

Dad and Jane getting married today feels like...

Stepping through a portal to another dimension.

Yeah.

And as long as someone's got your back,

any dimension's OK.

Just like you guys have each other's backs...

..and ours.

So here's to family.

The one you're born with...

..and the one you choose.

To Mum. And Dad.

CROWD CHEERS

I was really hoping

we would fill some more pages in the Spooky Files.

Just because the Spookies are done, doesn't mean the Spooky Crew is.

'Sup, nerds?! You kids still need this nerd den for your nerd club?

Yeah, or can we dump a ton of vinyls in here?

It's all yours. Just give us one more night.

Fine, nerds!

JOHNS HUFF AND GRUNT If I go this way...

Are you sure?

Never know what the next adventure's going to be.

And whatever happens, Spooky Fam for life!

Boom-shaka!

ALARM BLARES

Warning, warning!

Code red! Reabsorption error.

Code red! This is bad. This is so bad.

MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER