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Here, take this.

What are you guys doing down here?

We're facing this thing together, sis.

It's close.

My bird sinks officially in overdrive.

Let us hope that the hunters have not become the hunters.

Anything? Green. No spooky activity.

Let's see.

paranormal or abnormal creepy creatures of an unexplained variety.

Wow. What an effort for something that's, you know, completely made up.

dinner's ready.

Did you call them in, Bill?

They were busy.

Soz, Mum, quick trip to fine town.

Fun fact, flame in nature is called mucus. OK, let's play the mucus chat for

after dinner, yeah?

Zina, your parents cool with you being over for dinner again?

This is the third night this week.

Oh, soz, my bad.

Watch it.

Dad, I'll be in my room.

Give it time, honey.

He treasures that mug, yes?

You're the mum.

It's very special to her.

I assumed living with a similar -aged human would be fun.

I was wrong.

Patience. I'm 175 % committed to being an A -plus little brother. I commend

optimism, Bert.

Huh?

Bert! You'll be in a lot of popcorn.

I didn't shower. I promise.

Did you hear that?

Something spooky?

Bert.

It's never been orange.

It's only ever been green. Do you know what this means?

Shaboy! First contact!

We've actually got a real spooky!

Yeah!

That's new.

Have dinner, lone wolf.

Can't wait to go home for the sleepover.

This is home now, Wolfie.

Maybe we push pause on this city trip. What?

You promised.

True, but you said that you were going to make an effort.

I am.

Sort of.

Kinda.

Okay. Where?

Um, we don't know.

It's invisible.

How convenient.

Sure thing.

It's back at green.

It's gone.

Of course it has.

Keep quiet, nerds.

It's enough then. We've still got our first spooky.

Boomshaka!

Tents are for outside, yeah?

Castle Fordalot's an inside tent.

And he's got a name for it.

Kay.

Look, I'm just, well... Since Dad left, I'd like to make sure Mum's safe.

You never know what kind of things are out in the world.

Strange, spooky stuff and things.

Right. So like a sun and shining armour.

Nice. I wish I thought of that.

It's yours. Keep it.

P .S.

I get the whole keep watch thing.

I used to sleep at the bottom of mum's bed.

Right till the end.

If you ever need anything, I'm here for you, baby.

If I'm low on slime, I'll reach out. And don't call me baby again.

So, night, Billy.

Night, slime ball.

Today we focus on identifying last night's landmark spooky encounter.

I'm with you, Zay. But this is Billy's third week at school and she's made zero

friends. And that's your business how?

Oh, did you see this?

Activate mega quiet mode.

Activation initiated.

Billy has one bud.

Who? She has you.

I won't count.

I'm only ten.

Billy's cool.

She needs cool bugs.

Oh, I see.

Hi, that's it. Who's the coolest person we know?

Robina. She's a cool cat. One day she'll be the Prime Minister.

Hey, Robina, over here.

Bert, Billy, is it?

Belated welcome to my school. I'm Robina and this is Derek. What's up? Plays a

lot of sports.

Yay for you.

Can I just say, I love your kids.

Thanks. I like your clipboard.

I love to stay in chat, but so much to do.

Taking my job at school cap too far, seriously.

Kind of get that vibe.

Derek, let's bounce.

Like a ball. Good balls bounce.

Littering is so disappointing.

Derek, slip it in the bin, will you?

Thanks, Bert.

So great you did that.

Bert,

more popcorn peculiarity.

Derek for the win.

And did you hear that growl?

Fabina, look out!

Oh, empty.

Oh.

Wow.

Bold move, new girl.

Not cool, new girl. Not cool at all.

So what? I ran over there, got the sanger, and threw it at you?

You had a grip.

Come on, guys.

Let's try it out.

Billy, SGP students, Our team players.

I'm a team player.

Derek's a team player. Even backpacked Jess is a team player.

For the good of my fellow students, I will have to report this.

But I do hope that our future interactions can be more positive.

This is so unfair.

I didn't even do it and that fake school captain dogged to the principal.

We've been here almost a month.

I'm at a loss. I really am.

I'm trying, okay?

I think we should cancel the sleepover. Focus on what's in front of you instead

of what's behind.

Wow. Put that on a t -shirt, Ed.

If I did, would you try harder?

This needs tearing up.

Let's go.

Don't you knock?

I know you didn't sandwich Rubina.

Duh. So who did?

The spooky did it.

Wow. That'll totally get me off the hook with Dad.

Excellent. Problem solved.

Sarcasm alert, Zane.

Look, I know you don't believe in spooky and you think Sunny Valley sucks a lot.

But there is one place... That rocks to the max.

Bowlerama 5000.

A bowling alley?

You'll love it, I promise.

Except I won't.

I was just trying to help.

I don't need help from a little baby who sleeps in a tent outside his mum's

room. So forth.

I hope you can repair this for your sake and for Billy's.

It wasn't us.

Put it down.

It was an accident, Bill and Bert. Sorry.

It's important the two of you patch this up.

Can I make a suggestion?

What if you took up these two on their bowling invitation?

After what they did?

No way.

It would take a lot of effort, wouldn't it?

I go bowling, sleepovers on.

Yes!

Bowlerama 5000!

Rad, right?

There's no one here.

All right!

Tour time!

Vintage games.

I got top score for Medieval Space Farmer 4.

That's the Outback. Not the Outback Outback. Outback is a pinch.

Best party pies in town.

Rushing. I. Co.

And last, but not least, John and John.

Who's the noob?

Billy, basically my new sis, and John are our bosses.

You're tense.

Is that even legal?

Due to the law, we have to deny being their bosses, but... If they polish

bowling balls for a 6 % slushy discount. Slash 5 % bowling discount. Slash

unlimited looks at the finest collection of ultra -rare action figures in the

world.

Then that's on there.

What are your old doll collectors?

Cool. I'm getting shoes.

They're not dolls. They're action figures.

Oi, Bert.

When did you last pop up the popcorn machine?

Yesterday. Empty popcorn machine says otherwise.

John, please make a note that Bert is not fulfilling his duties.

Roger that.

reducing Bert's bowling discount to 4%. Ooh, ouchie.

I totally topped up the popcorn machine.

Do you think perhaps the spooky could have followed us here?

But why?

Spookies again.

Great. Some things you've got to trust in your bum, you know? Yeah, real

there.

There's popcorn in my slushie.

What are you doing?

And he's dancing.

Stop me from my own.

Maybe it's an imaginary spooky.

Here. My own.

It's controlling you?

You wouldn't.

Get a little slushy smash.

is worth this.

Chris, wait.

Not yet, Chris. Not now, not ever.

What's it doing now?

I would say creating chaos.

Seriously, I'm out of here.

What just happened?

Bert, are you okay?

We tried to tell you, Billy. Our first real -life spooking! Intense. Did you

the tink on that spooking? The kids like it, but aren't you too old for this? We

got a spookery catch.

You coming?

Did I get any weirder?

I guess this is my costume.

If it follows us, we're trapped.

Bert, your plan?

We've made it. It loves popcorn.

If only we had access to our usual trap -making equipment.

Um, guys?

Get ready. It's coming.

No!

caught our first real spooky.

It's kind of cute.

We were right, Zane.

So what now?

We show this dude to everyone.

Bert, think about what would happen if grown -ups knew that spookies were real.

There'd be labs and tests and government agencies.

Good point. Wouldn't end well for us or the spookies.

Trust no one.

Except each other.

Hold on to your bums.

I just got the bestest gold certified idea ever.

Welcome to Spooky HQ.

We're going to need to place a store all our spookies, right?

All of them? You mean one. And that...

of infinite explanations.

Like? Right now, no idea.

So, you want to join the spooky crew?

Please tell me you don't call yourselves that. Just what is it now?

Your calm under pressure is like kicking a match winning goal.

Agreed. I foresee you being a valuable asset to our trio. All those in favour

Billy joining the spooky crew, say boomshack!

To be clear, you're all delusional and need someone to keep it real. P .S. I'm

not saying boom, shaka.

Just did.

Boom, shaka!

Come on.

Today was crayfish, even for me.

Never thought I'd say it, but Sliny Valley's full of surprises.

And we get to investigate together, baby.

I mean, Billy.

And I'm sure the spooky bug's your mug.

Sorry for calling you a little baby who sleeps in a tent.

Water off a duck's bum.

Are you doing homework?

No, writing up what happened today.

I'm calling him Chaos.

Seems appropriate.

You started a file?

Like a spooky file?

No, just some notes. But we can call it the spooky file, and you can be in

charge of the spooky file, and... Stop.

One file of one yet to be explained.

For now.

But who knows what else is out there?