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Come on.

We thought you were here.

We thought you were early.

So good to see you sweetheart.

How long has it been? It's been like almost a year, yeah?

About, yeah.

What's up York? I thought you were coming back next week.

I'm home now.

You guys, be nice.

He knows how I am.

That's my favorite stuff I'm doing.

Okay. Yeah? Yeah.

I just happen to be home. Have you made new friends?

Dating anybody?

Friends? Yes.

Dating... that's a lot. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought you'd say.

Hazel, be nice.

Well, you know, I have to show him that this is my way of welcoming him.

You're terrible.

So college is going good? Your classes are good?

Yeah, everything's going great. Yeah? No complaints.

No? Are your grades good?

Oh, look, my grades. My grades are fantastic.

Yeah. Of course, you've always been a little bit of a nerd.

It's all.

Well, this is how I show my love for my stepbro, you know? Like, he is smart,

but I gotta tease him a little bit.

It's okay.

This is how I show him my love. Right, bro?

You're the worst stepsister ever.

You know you love me, so that's all that matters.

You guys. You guys would better get along.

We do. I think we do.

But I guess I'm not a bruh at the thing.

So are you dating?

Dating? No. No. I really just focus on my classes and that's it. No dating? No

interest? Like, there has to be some one girl at least.

Not that there's no interest. It's just...

I'm trying to put school first, you know? I'm there for school and school

Okay,

so what I'm hearing is you're still a virgin.

Yes, still.

See, I knew it. You're still a virgin, aren't you?

Hazel, stop being a brat.

That's okay.

Well, yeah.

Well, so have you met any girls?

Well, I didn't. I have met one girl.

But I just...

I've never really been around to show me the ropes, but I just don't know how to

handle these kind of situations.

Aha, so there is a girl.

Big deal. Who cares?

I think it's a big deal. What does she look like?

Tell us.

My height, petite.

I mean, she's very cute.

Cute. But like I said, I like to prioritize school first before, you

Yeah. Does she have long hair?

Is she a blonde? A brunette?

Short hair?

Is she in the same grade as you? There's so many details. I met her in science

class. Science class.

You're a wild one.

You're wild.

Yeah, definitely.

But do you guys have any other classes in science together?

No. So you've hung out at least outside of school.

On your own? I mean, have you made a move on her?

No. No advancements at all? Have you kissed her?

No. Oh, wow.

Not at all.

Wow. You know, I think that, um, I think maybe you should do some, maybe some

yoga and loosen up a little bit. Um, you know, I learned in my classes and

teaching that, you know, yoga, breathwork, meditation will...

Really kind of just make you relax and ease into these things. And maybe that's

what you need. It kind of sounds like it.

Yeah, I think.

Yeah, you could probably help him with the yoga that you do.

Yeah, absolutely.

So, I mean, I just, you're a little old to not have gone on

dates, you know, or made any kind of advancements or even tried to kiss or

stuff.

You might be the only one left in college not making a move.

No, no, I can't be, no.

It's a prioritized school. I like school, putting school first, I mean.

Yeah, but you always gotta make sure you feel good, too, and do things for

yourself. Everything's not about school. Like, you're there for the college

experience as well.

School is important, and grades are important, but so is everything else

You know what? I think it's kind of enough.

talking for right now. I'm just gonna go upstairs. I mean, it's been a long,

long day traveling back home, so I'm just gonna go get situated in my room,

okay?

Alright, well, I hope we get to catch up later.

Yeah,

absolutely.

Yeah, he's been in college for a year and I haven't gotten laid.

That's crazy.

Unheard of. Oh my gosh. And then your dad, he's gone too.

He's been gone for a while as well. We don't even know when he's going to come

back. So we should probably take matters into our own hands. Yeah.

Juan,

come down here.

We've been talking a little bit, and you want to tell him?

I think that we might have some suggestions for you.

Yeah,

we're still talking about this. Sorry, it's just a big deal to us.

Like, you've been in college for a year and a half, and you haven't gotten laid?

I think that, you know, maybe we should...

Can I teach you how to get comfortable?

Just a little bit.

What do you think?

Teach me how to get comfortable?

Mm -hmm.

My stepmom.

That's okay.

Your stepmom, exactly.

Mm -hmm. Exactly.

Okay.

So, what we were thinking is...

Maybe we could loosen you up so that you know how to make a first move on a

girl. Yeah.

I think that would be perfect.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. Are you okay with it? Okay with that? Okay.

We'll just loosen you up a little bit, huh?

Clearly you've seen boobs before.

Not my stepmoms, but... I see you looking at me when I'm cleaning the

I mean... I've seen you look at me.

You like those?

Yeah. Yeah?

Big titties.

You wanna touch him?

You wanna touch him? Yes, please.

I

can

see you really like this.

Yes.

Why don't you show him a little something?

You really did like that.

How's that feel, huh, Mike?

That was really good.

Yes, you did that so well.

Did they have you helping me?

Do you like when I play with your paws?

I saw this video and you should tell me if it works

Oh, yeah.

Taking notes here?

Oh fuck.

This is so good.

So good. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Your little girlfriend is not going to know what to do with you.

Fuck me.

You make it nice and wet.

Sit down.

I'm on top of you, sweetheart.

Okay.

Are you okay with that?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God.

Whoa. Whoa.

You're so good.

We should get some action.

That was really intense, it felt so good

Exactly what you did to me too

Now I get to enjoy the view as well.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God. Oh, fuck.

I do.

How can anyone turn away?

A little bit of spit.

He's so good at everything he's doing

Right here.

It's so deep.

Oh.

So it's not quite so sassy anymore, are you?

It's good.

It's good.

You're doing such a good job, bro.

I didn't know you had it in you.

I need

all

the

tips and tricks

I'm waiting for stepper.

Fuck you.

I was going to say, it's my turn.

Yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

I want to do it with you.

Oh, yeah.

I sure will, yes. I hope you will be.

Let us know how it goes, okay?

I will.