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Frank, yeah, I'm exhausted.

Leah wanted to see the whole of Australia, and I said to her, I said,

termite hills of Litchfield National Park might be on your bucket list, but

are not on mine.

I've had enough of creepy crawlies and critters. Thank you very much, and thank

you very much.

It's strange to think, isn't it, just two days ago I was watching the sunset

over Uluru.

Yeah, just get some sleep.

Me and Sebastian are going to try and soldier on. Has it been busy?

Oh, yeah. Up to our eyes.

Dolly Parton? No.

Debbie Harry?

No.

Boris Johnson? Gosh.

Is that Sebastian? What was that?

Oh, just bit -balling potential brand ambassadors for the agency.

Oh, that's odd.

Does that...

Um, I live here.

No, no, no, this is my cottage. I just bought it.

Um... Oh.

Oh, that's very good, yeah.

Did Frank put you up to this?

That's hilarious, Frank. You actually really got me.

What are you talking about?

You're one of Sebastian's acting friends, I expect, are you?

No, I most certainly am not.

It's all right, you can stop now. You can drop it.

Fine, I get it. It's very good, though, actually. I should say, you were just

the right side of affronted and po -faced.

It was good. You need to leave, or I'm calling the police.

Chamomile for you.

Extra honey.

Thank you.

DS Keeler, I... George,

I'm just trying to find the... I

understand.

What did Keeler say?

The land registry has this Celia Touchstone down as the legal owner of

house as of two days ago. That's ridiculous.

What's he going to do about it?

Nothing. Not until he can prove it's an actual crime.

How can you steal a house?

Identity theft.

Someone pretends to be you, sell a house, pocket cash.

I could see what your mortgage provider knows.

No.

Oh, no, I've already paid the mortgage off. I paid it off when Mum died.

They haven't just stolen from me.

They've stolen from my dead mother.

I can't. I can't.

Have you called your sister yet?

Well, listen, don't worry. Me and Sebastian will take care of everything,

we? Thou shalt have justice more than thou desirest.

Do you hear what he said?

Do you mind if I... Look, I

do sympathise with your friend's situation, Mr Hathaway, but I bought the

cottage in good faith.

From?

Freddie Duke. He's out of the United States.

Look, I hope I'm not being out of order or anything, but do you think that you

maybe consider moving out until this whole mess is cleared up? No.

That was a question. I've relocated from London.

Yeah, but she's homeless.

And I'm very sorry, but I'm an innocent victim too.

Hang on.

What's happened to all the loose stuff?

I believe a house clearance company came and took everything and the cottage was

being repossessed.

Repossessed? The cheeky cow.

That's it. You own that anger. We want the can -do loo. Loo with the glass half

full. Although technically the glass has been nicked and half filled by somebody

else. I'm not helping.

No, Sebastian's right.

It's time for the fight back.

I am woman. Hear me roar.

Are you quoting the bad as well now?

What? No, it's Helen Reddy.

It's my mum's favourite song.

Right, come on then.

Let's go and see what this estate agent has got to say for us.

Just suggesting to Sebastian that we go and call the local furniture place for

your stuff.

Hello. Hi, we're looking for Freddie Duke.

That would be me.

Mr and Mrs... Shakespeare, me, me. Yeah, we're actually private

investigators. Yes, and we would like to know why you sold my cottage in

Wilmcote to Celia Touchstone.

Wilmcote?

Wilmcote? Oh, hang on, yes.

I know the one you mean.

Wasn't that owned by Mega Fast Mood?

No! No, it was owned by me, and I didn't even know it had been sold until a

couple of hours ago.

Oh, that's terrible.

I'm so sorry.

Please, take a seat.

Look, I'd love to help.

But as far as I knew, the sale was all above board.

And what can you tell us about Megafast Moves?

Online property buying company.

Useful if you want to make a quick sale. They do buy well under market value and

sell for a serious profit.

Have you sold property for them before?

A couple of times, yeah.

Pretty straightforward stuff.

Always very fast, obviously.

Oh, I've only dealt with them via email.

Didn't that strike you as a bit odd?

Well, not really.

I mean, everything's online nowadays.

There is one person that you should speak to me. Oliver Silvius of Silvius

Solicitors. Yeah, he handles all the conveyancing for Megafast Moves. In

I've got his card around here somewhere.

Yeah.

Here you go.

Hope you managed to work things out.

Thank you.

Yeah, sorry, I had a sausage and bean pasta earlier.

It's gone through me like a steam train.

So, what do you reckon? He gave up that solicitor bloke pretty quickly, didn't

he?

Lou?

Oh, I've realised, you know, it's not just my...

house that i've lost is it it's all my beautiful things frank and my

memory oh

why don't you get in the car in the drive

okay

Good afternoon.

Shakespeare and Hathaway Private Investigators. How may I help you? Yeah,

me. Listen, I need contact details and a background check on a company called

Megapath News.

Megapath.

How's our waltzing Matilda getting on?

Yeah, not great.

So you haven't mentioned her exotic aroma.

No.

Do it.

Are you okay?

Yes. Yes, I will be. As soon as I find out who's done this to me. Okay. Come

then.

I hope it won't take long. I have a client waiting.

Well, tell us all about Megafast Moves and we'll be on our way.

I've done a couple of local conveyancing jobs for them. Why?

Because someone pretending to be me sold my house to them when I was out of the

country.

And you're holding me responsible?

Well, if you aren't, who is?

Megafast Moves.

If they bought from someone pretending to be... Sorry, what was your name

Luella Shakespeare.

Then it's up to them to check it's the real Luella Shakespeare.

Selling the property.

Is that all you've got to say?

No.

If you manage to catch up with anyone there, please ask them to reply to my e

-mails. They haven't paid my invoice yet.

Well, you must know something, have you?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, hi, Spider.

Renown, darling.

Nice to meet you.

Uh, well...

Yeah, until I got back.

You did hear what happened, right?

That's why I'm here.

This is all Sebastian could find on Megafast Moves, so he's called in the

guns. Oh, great!

So what have you got so far?

Well, first... Well, to start this, it looks like they set up a couple of years

ago, but, I mean, this site is faker than plastic trees.

Can you find out who's behind it? Yeah, and who they bought my house from. And

where the money from the sale went.

Triple affirmative, that one. Might need a bit of time.

Where have you been?

Apparently Spider can't function without an unceasing supply of ultra -processed

food and free -flowing energy drink.

But... Otherwise, he's working pro bono.

Oh, thanks, Spider.

Anything to get your house back, Lou?

And if you need a place to keep, my sofa bed has your name on it.

Just as long as you are the shower first.

Sorry?

Oh, no need to be embarrassed.

I'm going to get pretty right myself and I've been on a gaming bender.

Oh.

Oh.

That smell is me.

No wonder it's been following me about all day. I thought it was you.

Oh, thanks very much. The need's me trying not to kick you when you're

down.

Oh, guys.

Guys, I'm so sorry.

I've just had 24 hours without any sleep. or a chance to wash or clean.

Like I said, no judgement.

And thanks, Spider, for the offer of staying at yours, but I think actually

be more relaxed in a B &B.

But you'll be lucky to find anywhere. There's another artisanal gin festival

this week.

Really?

Oh.

Well, I suppose I could always sleep in Lulu.

It's my mini.

I'm not going to let you sleep in your car.

I've got a spare room. You can have it for as long as you need.

Right, I'm going to hug you. Oh, please don't.

We'll have fun, won't we? We'll be roomies.

We can get a takeaway from Boston and Balty for dinner.

Ooh, lovely.

I'll have a parata with mine.

Yeah, I mean, just me and her.

What I'd love right now is a nice big glass of wine and a big bubble bath.

Oh, wow, Frank. It's, um, cosy.

Yeah, I never got around to unpacking when me and Maureen split.

You. Only you would go backpacking without the backpack.

Go glam -packing.

Right, yeah.

Right,

I'll let...

I'll make some space while you go and freshen up.

Sorry.

Where would I do that?

Just in there, yeah.

Terrible stench.

What?

It was just there. It just came out of nowhere. But it's all right, because I

think I could... Stop, stop!

Call me a Jimmy lad.

Call me... Did she scare you?

Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you.

Jimmy?

Yeah, you know, Jimmy Cagney. You dirty rat.

What, he's a pet?

Yeah, I'll let him have the run of the bathroom while I'm out.

Oh, Frank.

Well, what about disease and incontinence and... I know the Black

them a bad rep, but rats are actually very intelligent and sociable creatures.

Yeah, hey, he'll laugh if you tickle him. It's all right, no, I'll let you

with that. Right, well, I'll go and put him in his cage while you, er... freshen

up a bit. OK.

Oh, no, ma 'am.

He kept me up all night.

No, I could hear him through the walls.

No, you couldn't!

Where did Mr Cagney live?

In a cave in Frank's room.

He must have a teeny tiny pair of earplugs.

Oh,

still no joy finding your furniture.

But I did have a bit of a breakthrough yesterday.

I tracked down a few other victims of megafast moves, and one of them is due

second... Now.

Oh.

Audrey Martex?

Yes. Meet Lou Shakespeare.

Hi.

Just having a power nap.

So you were away visiting your daughter when it happened?

Yes, it just had our first grandchild, little Noah, and me and Bill.

Went to help out for a couple of months.

And when you came back, someone else was living in your house? Yes. It was such

a shock. Apparently they had to move really quickly because the husband was

starting a new job. But they were a lovely couple.

I don't blame them.

And they had bought your place from Freddie Duke, who was selling for

Moves? Yes.

And we also spoke to that Mr Silvius who was doing the conveyancing.

He was no good.

And do you know what?

He charged us for that appointment.

And he blamed it on the other company and told us to get in touch with Land

Registry for some compensation.

Yeah, sounds familiar.

And the worst of it was that after that meeting, Bill had a massive heart attack

and he'd been in Arden Hospital ever since.

Audrey, I'm so sorry. I'm not upset. I'm just flaming furious.

I could kill whoever's responsible for doing this.

Hmm. What about the police?

Um, yeah, I filed a complaint.

I just felt like I was wasting their time. And I had even offered a reward to

whoever can get us our home back.

Well, it's very generous.

Not that we're interested.

No.

You know, when I spoke to the other victims, they also said that their

needed a quick sale and they paid in cash.

Do you think Megafar's moves have been stealing houses to order?

It's worth checking out.

Yeah, it's got some sightings.

Yeah, no, don't tell them that.

No.

Oh, I'll call you back.

Freddie Duke.

As you like it, a states manager.

We're in Kirwan.

How can I help?

I'm looking to buy a wee place over here so I can grow my export business.

Oh. What line are you in?

Oysters.

We already supply a lot of top restaurants, so I really need somewhere

now. Any idea on budget?

The castle's no object.

Really? Well,

let's take some details down.

It's official.

Oliver Silvius has got zero online presence.

Five hours!

Five hours he's not even left the place or had a single visitor.

He's lying low because there's nothing wrong with him.

Maybe.

Did you always want to be in the police force?

No. Up until I was about ten, I wanted to be a lion tamer. Oh, yes, right. Oh,

yeah. Yeah, I could see that. Good choice.

I always wanted to be a brain surgeon and a mermaid.

What, at the same time?

Yeah.

I'm a woman. I can multi -dive.

Might be tricky to keep the operating theatre clean, though, you know, with

that seaweed floating about.

Is that the best you can do?

No, I'm just saying it sounded a bit fishy.

I didn't want to carp on her, but I didn't want to see you flounder. OK.

All right, all right. Oh,

come on, Ariel.

What? Oh!

Follow that crab, er, crab.

Like the younger woman, then.

So cynical.

Maybe his daughter.

Oh, better not be a daughter.

It's a shame.

You know, I thought you'd love that one.

Oh, it's class.

So it is. But I've not seen anything I like so much as my dirty wee house in

County Down.

Places round here, they're just not as coastal.

Well, we are miles from the coast, so... Got the Avon, though?

Hey, I'm sure I can find you some riverside properties you'd absolutely

Any I can see now.

Nothing at the moment, no, but I'll give you a call as soon as something comes

in.

Do you mind if I take this? No bother.

What have I told you about calling me at work?

Again? You went out with the girls on Saturday.

I suppose I can't say no then.

You better not be late though, Steve.

Women, eh?

Aye, my other half, Francine.

She's never off my back.

Just have the bladder of an elephant. I can never drink that much champagne and

not go for a wee.

Stop it.

Beginning to regret that, that coffee.

Do you know, I became a bit of an expert at wild wees when we were in the

outback. I knew exactly how to avoid the lizards and the snakes.

Oh, very crocodile dandy.

Yeah.

You know, it's not just the crocodiles you've got to look out for, actually,

because koalas can be really vicious.

Yeah. Leah tried to cuddle one once and it bit her right on the nipple. Oh, no.

I'll be back in a bit.

Frank, Frank, something's happening.

Something's happening. There's movement.

Frank?

Frank, pee faster. We're on the move.

I'm going as fast as I can.

Miss, they must have gotten a taxi.

We don't know that.

Let's drive around a bit. We might spot them.

We'll have to do a hill start now.

Clear? Yes, yes.

Oh, I can't believe they got away from us because of your weak bladder.

I said I'm sorry, all right?

What are you doing?

Hmm?

Just tidying up a bit.

I have a system.

Oh, and I like the toilet paper to hang underneath and not over the top. All

right?

All right.

Now, listen, you heat up that leftover Balti. I'll go and get Jimmy.

They made an odd couple, didn't they, Oliver and that woman?

And you know what? I don't think that was their first date.

Judging by the way they went snogging.

You OK?

Oh, yeah.

Where's Jimmy?

Oh, he's fine.

He's not in the bathroom, is he?

He'll turn up eventually.

Frank! You're expecting me to be able to sleep when there's a rat on the loose?

You slept in the outback with lizards and snakes.

It's like a guided tour.

I'm not Bear Grylls.

Oh, he's just found a nice warm spot to have a nap.

Like my bed.

Jimmy,

Jimmy.

What did you do?

I touched it!

Jimmy.

Jimmy.

Oh.

Hi, Spidey. You got anything for us?

Well, like I thought, Mega Fast Moves doesn't actually exist.

It's just a load of AI -generated content that leads to myriad dead ends.

So whoever's behind the business sold my house and all the others.

Yep. And as you suspected, that would be Oliver Sylvia.

Everything leads back to him.

What about Freddie Duke?

He seems clean.

So what's happened to all the money from the house sales?

I'm still working on that.

We need something that's going to stand up in court.

10 -4, big man.

I think we can blindside Sylvia into a confession.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

is reversing.

This vehicle, you have to say it all the way.

Hello?

Hello, Mr. Silvius?

and we found him about 8 .45.

I don't know why I'm surprised to find you two poking around every murder

but I still am.

Well, where would you be if you just found out who stole your house?

At the police station, making a full report, not getting in the way here. And

assume your guys are going through the hard drive on the laptop.

When might we get some access to the murder weapon?

Yeah, it might be the key to getting my house back.

That's not my priority.

And because of your connection to the victim...

I'm going to have to ask you, where were you between midnight and 3am?

She stayed at my place all night.

You two aren't... No, nothing like that. I was in the spare room. I wouldn't. He

wouldn't, I wouldn't. All right, well, find out anything else and come straight

back to me, right?

Of course we will.

Now, please get off my crime scene.

Time of death between midnight and 3am, then.

Thank you, DS Keeler.

You were a bit adamant there.

What do you mean? That nothing would happen between us.

Spider, Oliver Silvius has been murdered, so please just tell us you've

something.

Hello?

This is Spider -Man.

I found his offshore cunt.

Brilliant. Right, that's where the money will be, yeah?

Not anymore.

It was there. It was right there. And then it just disappeared.

You'll be able to trace it again, though, right?

He's been trying for the last hour.

What if the information that Spider needs is on the murder weapon?

I'll never tell if he was killed with his own laptop.

I'm never going to get my cottage back, are we?

Don't worry, Lou. I've accessed all of his files remotely.

Silvius couldn't have moved the money this morning because he was already

Unless he had an accomplice.

Do you think that's the mystery woman? Or is she the murderer?

She might be both.

But we need to find her if we're going to get Lou's house back.

Oh!

Really playing catch -up on this one, eh, Frank?

Yeah, looks like it.

Well, you're wasting your time in there.

We still don't have an ID for Oliver Sylvia's date.

And that waiter gave the most unhelpful description ever.

Did they say if they left, maybe in a taxi?

No. We don't even know if they left together.

See, Silvius might have gone back to the office, and if he'd arranged to meet

the killer, they could have staged a break -in after the murder.

No.

Somebody definitely tripped the silent alarm.

Security company confirmed.

They received an alert just before midnight, but they didn't come out

they called Silvius, and he said he'd go and switch it off himself.

Cheers, Joe.

Thanks for the intel.

You see, it does a lot of legwork.

Did you fancy an early lunch? Oh, yes, we could have six down by the Avon.

You're not going to solve a case eating chips by the river.

But in case you do, and you don't tell me, I'll do you for perverting the

of Justice Frank.

And that's a promise.

What's up?

I just saw someone wearing my hat. Or the hat, like, the one I used to wear.

At the risk of sounding tasteless, I'm considering this a celebration.

Anyone? Well, no. Someone has been murdered, Audrey.

Why are we sending flowers?

Hmm? Hmm.

So, does this mean that we're going to get our homes back?

Uh, it's not quite that... Simple. You know, I mean, we've got to find the

money, establish how your identities were stolen, and even then the land

registry might argue the toss about who has the stronger claim to live in each

house. Sue!

No nearer, then.

I'm so sorry.

Just covering our basis, Audrey, but where were you between the hours of

midnight and three this morning?

At the hospital, where else? Me and Bill haven't spent a night apart in 48

years. You're supposed to be getting our homes back.

I'm not trying to pin this scumbag's murder on a homeless pensioner.

I think she's won't do it enough without you.

Oh, I used to have a dress like that.

Oh, it's very you.

Yeah.

And I saw someone wearing a hat like mine earlier.

That definitely is my coach.

I'll see you back at the office. Excuse me.

What did you think of Audrey's reaction?

Oh, the lady doth protest too much, me thinks.

Yeah, but I think she, uh, she doth... The thing, um, is she will go and check

her alibi, you know, just to be on the, um, fake side.

I'll go talk to Freddie Duke.

How well did you know Oliver? Oh. Hardly at all.

Put the business his way when buyers needed a solicitor.

Still a shock, though.

And you can't think of anyone who might have wanted him dead?

No. No, I can't.

In case you were wondering, my girlfriend and I were home together last

from six to eight this morning.

We both gave statements to the police.

The real police.

Oh.

Well, listen, thank you. You've been very helpful.

Yeah.

Ooh, new coat.

No, it was mine.

That woman bought it second -hand. So would you believe, right now, my entire

wardrobe is being sold in charity shops all round Stratford. It's cost me a

flipping fortune to buy back what I could find.

Any luck with your mystery woman?

Nah, those photos from last night are useless.

Not a single shot where you could see her face.

Typical. I've got Sparta doing some background checks on Silvius. Now, we

to concentrate on the basics.

Figure out who benefits most from his death.

I've just spoken to my contact at Arden Hospital, and apparently there was a

shift change on Bill's ward at midnight, and Audrey was not by his bedside then,

nor was she when his ops were done a couple of hours later.

Sebastian, how do you do it?

Let's just say I have friends in hygienic places.

Oh, you've got a friend who's a cleaner?

A cleaner on coronary care.

Come on, let's see where this leaves us.

have you checked up on her?

Well, she lied to us.

So did Freddie Duke.

Him being at home with his girlfriend after 6pm doesn't match with what you

overheard about her being out with the girls after work.

Any news on her email?

I'm still working on it.

This guy, he knows a lot about cyber security, I can tell you. I'm just

wondering if there's something specific that links Audrey and Lou.

You mean what made them the perfect target?

Exactly. None of the victims have mortgages.

All of the properties were temporarily empty.

Is there anything else?

Lou?

I don't know.

I've only just met her.

It's the files I requested for Oliver Sylvia. And?

These are marriage certificates.

Oh, interesting.

Oliver had an ex -wife.

You'll never guess who it is.

I've already told the police I was asleep alone when Oliver was murdered.

I still can't believe he's dead.

Well, obviously, we're very sorry for your loss.

Oliver had dinner last night with a young woman. Do you know anything about

that? No.

No, which is unusual.

Oliver liked to both go back and conquer.

So...

You were married for three years, divorced for 12, and you moved back to

Stratford because...? Well, I was born here.

Oliver and I stayed friends in London.

I moved to London when I married Charles, and then when he died, I just

fresh start, somewhere familiar.

And Oliver told you about this place?

Yeah.

He said he found it on an estate agent website, thought it was perfect.

I can't believe he lied to me.

Sounds like a bit of a one -way friendship.

I mean, he steals the house for you, then runs away with the money you paid

it. Yeah, yeah, you mixed up in all of that. We wouldn't blame you if you did

want to kill him.

I mean, I was angry. Who wouldn't be? But I, um... No, the last time I saw

Oliver was about a week ago, I think, when I was signing the papers.

Do you know about that? Sorry.

Well, it's just you were in Oliver's office when we first met him, I think.

I recognise that jacket there.

It was on the coat stand. It's a lovely jacket. I wouldn't forget that jacket.

Yeah, I was there. I was furious when I found out about the scam and he

was ignoring my calls.

So what did he say when you were in the office?

Well, there's more lies.

I've been denied knowing anything.

He said the property company had scammed him as well.

Anything else?

No.

Come on, Celia.

You can't possibly have any loyalty to him now. I don't.

I promise you there's nothing. We argued, I left, I certainly didn't kill

I was just getting up the courage to come and see you.

Oh, don't be silly. You're welcome any time.

I just wanted to explain why I got so angry before I was with Bill. I just, I

couldn't sleep on the cot bed.

I kept nicking out the sneaky cigarettes. I promised that I didn't

hospital grounds.

And they probably thought it was you, you know.

And it started to spread into the distress.

If Bill finds out, he'll go mad.

Well, I'm glad you came back.

Could I ask a favour?

Of course. Can I sit in your reception and give our Wendy a video call? Yes.

Thank you. It's just that the Wi -Fi at the hospital was shocking.

It's so difficult to keep in touch.

What with the distance.

Where did she live?

Did I not say?

What, Lincolnshire?

Must you?

Hang on. So you and Lou were both abroad when your houses were stolen?

That's right.

And did you book the trip yourself?

Well, no, I'm no good at that kind of thing. Anyway, we were going out a few

days before Wendy's due date, so I just asked the travel agent to arrange the

flights and the day trip.

And which travel agent did you use?

Timor Travel. Timor Travel.

That girl at Timor was lovely.

What was her name?

Phoebe Amiels.

Me and my sister Leah, we booked our whole Outback tour through. I only ever

spoke to her on the phone, but she knew everything.

She knew my home address, my passport details, how long I was going to be

everything she would need to steal my identity.

Hang on.

I think call her in. It might be her, but we need a better angle.

That's my handbag!

Come to think of it, he looked just like the woman who was wearing my hat.

Come on, I'd pay her a visit.

Oh, just a thought.

When I heard Freddie talking to his girlfriend on the phone, I assumed her

was Fiona because he called her Phoebe. But what if it was Phoebe?

Come on. Wait a minute.

You've finally got into Freddie's emails?

Oh, I've been in there ages. I just wanted to make a few more checks before

said anything.

There's something you really want to see.

You're going on holiday, Freddie.

Last time I did that, when I came back, someone else was living in my house.

That was Oliver Sylvia.

That's what you wanted us to think when you hacked into his computer.

To remove any trace of your involvement with Megafast Moves.

You broke into his office, he caught you, and you killed him.

Who are these people, Freddie?

Oh, don't bother, Phoebe.

We know that you've been using your clients' travel information to steal

identities and sell their houses.

That last job was one too many. Shut up.

You must have made a pretty penny from selling those stolen houses.

What was it? You didn't like the three -way split?

Is that why you killed Sylvia?

So then you two could take the lot and run off to Thailand?

No, I didn't. Or was it because you found out that he was seeing Phoebe

your back?

Poor, that must have stung a man twice your age.

She was just stringing him along.

Freddie, don't. What's the point, Phoebe? They know everything.

Trying to steal my money, Freddie.

I'll call it quits for you trying to steal Phoebe.

She can't wait to get rid of you.

Please.

I know all about your cosy little dinner, Oliver.

She's not really interested.

That's not the impression I got last Saturday night.

She wouldn't.

Do I have to tell you all about that adorable little butterfly tattoo on the

inside of her left thigh?

Oliver was right. You're so stupid.

She's been playing you two off against each other for the whole time.

What? No.

No, she told me everything.

She chose me.

No, she's booked on another flight this evening. To Brazil.

Alone. Are you going to ditch him at the airport, Phoebe?

But you said that... I did it because I love you.

No, you did it because your macho pride got injured.

Pathetic. Both of you begging me to ditch the other.

That's why I was going to Brazil, because I don't want either of you.

The house scan was all her idea.

Ready, Duke.

I'm arresting you on suspicion of the murder of Oliver Silvius.

You do not have to say anything, but it may hide me in offense if you do not

mention my question simply later in the court.

Anything you do say may be given as evidence.

And I'd like my handbag back, too.

It's OK, Lulu.

I've got you.

There. I know, I didn't know I had it in me myself.

It's Sally Gunnell calls. She wants her trainers back.

I suggest we all drink to Audrey and Lou getting their homes back.

Yes, to going home. Going home. To Lou going home.

And I will get that reward to you as soon as me and Bill can. Don't worry.

I know.

How about a celebratory takeaway from Boston Bolty?

Am I invited this time?

Yeah.

It's on Frank.

Thanks, Frank. Come one, come all.

But I insist we eat here. I refuse to set foot in rodent towers.

What? Not as bad as you think.

Got a big wrap.

Thank you. Thank you so much for letting me move back in.

Oh, it's only a matter of time before the board's sorted out anyway, and I

want to stay in Stratford after everything's happened.

It's understandable.

Well, good luck.

Yes.

Besides, that toilet of yours never really flushed properly.

Oh.

Right. Hello.

Oh, hey.

Hello. What's all this about?

It's your furniture.

Sebastian tracked it all down.

Oh, Sebastian.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, my things.

Thank you.

And thank you for putting up with me. At least I'll be able to find my own stuff

now. And you won't nick all the hot water.

I'm going to miss you too.

But I won't miss Jimmy Cagby.

Oh, we've got a little surprise for you. Oh.

Don't look.

OK.

Just a little housewarming present.

Guys, you shouldn't have.

You!

You dirty rat.