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Hey, I got these reports from the new project that we're working on. The

decorations are in there, the listing prices of everything, and the purchase

price. Wow.

It's so good having you in the office.

I'm glad you're a dad. Let me borrow you for summer help.

I know.

I mean, it's kind of weird working for my stepmom, but I guess I can move some

furniture around.

Well... These inventories have been incredibly helpful.

You know the project over on Mayer Street?

Stool. I want to show you some options.

Okay.

Counter height stools are so freaking difficult to find.

And I just... The styling of the house is so weird because it's very

traditional, but... Okay.

Yeah. I like those.

I'm thinking this, which is very simple, very clean.

Because I can't go too modern because it was built in 1957.

Yeah. But I also like these.

I'm thinking maybe we can do like an Art Deco flare.

Okay. Very French or too French?

A little too French. Too French, okay. A little too boho.

Fair. Very fair point.

Yes.

Looking at tools all day.

I don't know.

I just move them around.

Yes, you do.

You do such a good job at it. I'm so proud of you. You're such a good

I'm just going to send this email.

I wish we would get more staging clients.

They're so easy.

Yeah, no.

Realtors don't care, but homeowners, you know, they think they're going to live

with the furniture forever.

Honestly, rugs need to be replaced regularly.

Yeah, you can't keep washing them.

No, you really can't. Oh, I like those.

Oh. That's a good one.

That's a good point.

So, speaking of washing rugs, we did just get a fabulous new steam cleaner

cannot wait to try it. It's half the size of the old one. It's very light.

Perfect.

Let's work on my back.

Plugging that old one around is kind of killing me.

You sound like your dad, Lucas.

Did you inherit his bad back?

Possibly. Almost assuredly. Lift with your knees.

Lift with your knees.

I know.

Keep your core tight.

Yeah.

Look at the dimensions on this.

Okay. They're a little short.

A little thick, too.

Yeah, that counter -depth is just so short with that property.

Just don't know.

Oh, oh, good point. Let me start making some notes.

Did the wallpaper come in? Yeah. It did? Yeah, it's sitting on the counter.

Let's make sure that we get Gary scheduled.

He gets booked up so fast.

And that accent will have to go in before we can stage that room.

It's going to be too heavy in that space.

All right.

What do you think about saddle bar tools?

The saddle ones? Yeah, because they're a little more narrow on the side, so

they'll really, like, tuck in under the counter.

Yeah, I like those.

Those are good.

Okay.

I know they're counterstools. They shouldn't pull focus. That room doesn't

a focus light.

No. Maybe a pendant light?

Yeah.

I mean, we could do that.

Yeah.

They will not change the granite countertops. I have argued with them.

Have you tried my softer approach?

Your softer approach?

I don't think they're going to do it.

The only reason they agreed to do the entire kitchen refresh was because the

granite countertops are good quality, as are the cabinets.

So it's the backsplash, it's the refinishing of the cabinets. Yeah, but I

you should let me just try and pitch it to the white one.

Yes, absolutely.

I think I can convince her.

I freaking hope so.

But do it before I pick out a pendant light and stools.

Change everything.

about fiddly figs versus ferns. I feel like fiddly figs have been very trendy.

Yeah, but they're trending out.

That's what I'm thinking.

That's my friend.

Thank you. Thank you.

Such a good boy.

What is going to be the new fiddly fig?

It's not going to be a palm.

I'm thinking ferns might make a comeback.

Snake plants are always a good one.

I don't know. They don't grow very tall. You need something a little softer.

I feel like snake plants are inherently more modern.

And our clients right now are all kind of doing something a little more

traditional. Almost preppy.

to be a saddle chair.

This chair is perfect, but I don't know about the legs.

You know, because there's that weird lip on the floor.

I like the top, but could you fix the legs?

Different legs.

That's what I thought.

I did not think this is what an interior designer would do 15 years later.

You

know,

my brain's fried.

Why don't we get out of here and finish this at home?

Okay. Kind of good? Yeah.

Oh,

make sure to load the car.

Got it. Thank you.

How's the chair search coming?

I have a look for every goddamn stool that's available.

You're going to have to convince them to change the countertops because nothing

works with them.

Okay.

I'm going to play the video walkthrough that the realtor sent, okay? Okay.

I'll watch it.

There you go.

Oh, I like that.

Mm -hmm.

You've been doing such a good job. How do you think we should style this one?

I like how we've done it so far.

That

looks

great.

Want to see what they did with the butler's pantry?

Yeah. I think it could be butched up a little bit. The house is a little foo

-fro. A little bit.

Mmm.

That's a good one right there.

Mm -hmm.

I like what they did with that bathroom.

Yeah, it's definitely a challenging layout, but I think the

small credenza and the right art, totally easy.

I like it.

So far, so good.

How much more of it is there?

They haven't decided how they want to style the extra bedrooms.

But there's three extra bedrooms. So I'm like an office and two guests or like

one nursery. I don't know yet.

We could make one a bonus room. Yeah, that's true.

Like a little movie pit area.

Yeah, but they already have that kind of in that second den.

Okay, yeah, I guess you're right.

Yeah, I think a crafting's the way to go. Everyone has a hobby after lockdown.

Yeah, now that I'm looking at that.

And we've already got, like, kind of like a bro den.

Yeah. We need, like, a she shed, but inside.

Exactly. Mm -hmm.

That's nice right there. Mm -hmm. I like that.

Yeah, they did a really great job on this video.

Yeah.

Editing on it. Honestly, we'll be hiring them again for sure

Yeah,

we should definitely get this

done before your dad comes home

That's what you needed right there.

That's what you needed right there.

Let's see.

You're so good at putting things in the right place.

You trained me well.

Oh, God.

One more go.

That's it.

Right there.

Open those eyes.

Open those pretty eyes.

It was so good.

You have to get the straps on.

Oh, tease me gently, gently, gently.

Oh,

right there.

I'm already so sensitive.

the gardeners.

Hedges in until next week. Oh, well.

It's deeply annoying.

Oh my god they will not stop bothering me.

Dad that keeps calling.

Answer that.

Hey, sweetheart.

How's the trade show?

Uh -huh.

Oh, that's great news. We definitely need to do a bulk order on lamps.

Nope. Nope. Lucas has been such a hell of a... Thank you for loaning him to me.

Hard at work, Dad.

Oh, yeah. He's right here. We're finishing up some designs.

Absolutely. I would 100 % order book, lamps, and several rugs for sure.

And make sure to keep sending me pictures. I love seeing all this staged

Mm -hmm.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Love you too, sweetheart.

Gotta go.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Are you just going to pound me? Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Pussy right there. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Yeah.

That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it.

Walkthroughs do we have to watch?

Oh, I have three.

It's a busy week.

That's it.

The remodelers are here now. They're not supposed to be there until tomorrow.

Do I need to wrap it up?

Not too fast.

Yes, ma 'am.

You know what? I bet it's the new assistant that scheduled this wrong.

Motherfucker. Fish fire.

I already have you doing so much work.

That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.

Right there.

I'm gonna fucking cum. Me too.