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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:38,330 PRODUCED WITH FINANCIAL SUPPORT FROM 2 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,006 The universe is in danger. 3 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,260 A new liar has risen. 4 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,680 Not again! 5 00:00:56,348 --> 00:01:00,519 Their fabrications are about to manifest. 6 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,480 Holy shit. What do we do? 7 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,358 Find the one who lies like the wind. 8 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,610 And guide them to their first truth? 9 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,947 The fate of the universe is in your hands. 10 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,824 We must act quickly. 11 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,576 Where is he, this liar? 12 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,910 No. 13 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,454 Not a he. 14 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,458 A she. 15 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,338 Oh! Baby wolf! - Hm? 16 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,395 That was super! - Yeah. 17 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:46,899 But... 18 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,108 Baby wolf? - Yeah. 19 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,902 It sounded weird to me too. 20 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,904 Well, we tried. 21 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,197 I'll find something else. 22 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,868 It was a little loud. - You think? 23 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:02,372 We don't have great insulation. The neighbours... 24 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:05,209 I always forget about insulation when I climax. 25 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:07,586 Well! 26 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,967 It's about time it worked, no? 27 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,430 It's demoralizing. 28 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,600 We're close, I can feel it. 29 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,312 Think so? 30 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,647 I know so. 31 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,858 It's going to work. 32 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,903 I can see us with a kid. 33 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,031 Me too... Kids... 34 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,283 the most beautiful thing in the world! 35 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,576 A kid! 36 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,913 A kid. 37 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:46,333 It's so... a kid. 38 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,138 BIRTH CONTROL 39 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,481 Come on, it's not your fault! 40 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:13,652 Stop, Katy. It wasn't that you talked too much about your ex. 41 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,446 She wasn't ready to commit. - Yeah... 42 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,867 Yes, I'll help you move! Who needs Sundays? 43 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,994 Stop! I loved it! 44 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,329 Packing is like meditation to me. 45 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,249 It was my pleasure! Anytime. 46 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:32,004 Get you at the airport at 4 a.m.? You'll be doing me a favour! 47 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:35,591 Stop fighting me on this! 48 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:40,095 Yes, I want to see your Cuba pictures! Let's put them on the TV. 49 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,724 A survey on feminine hygiene? 20 minutes? 50 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,726 Who would say no to that? 51 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,978 See your daughter's play? 52 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,605 I want it on DVD! 53 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,607 I can't believe it didn't work out. 54 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:55,235 You met at the Freedom Convoy. It's a classic fairy tale. 55 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,737 Think positively. 56 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,365 Prison will be a chance to read and relax. 57 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,075 Of course, I'm interested! 58 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,162 Two words I can't resist are "dungeons" and "dragons." 59 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:08,665 I knew he was right for you when you said "Mormon". 60 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,085 Right away, I thought: those people... 61 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,005 Yes! Bring your guitar, it'll be fun. Please, please, please! 62 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,341 I'm not saying it to make you happy. 63 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,551 It's my pleasure. 64 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:23,889 "Balding"? No. I don't see it. 65 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,683 AN IMMINA FILMS PRODUCTION 66 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:27,976 ST-VALRAN WAITING FOR YOU 67 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,979 Hi, Virginie! - Hey, Sandrine! 68 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,692 What a cutie! I love kids. 69 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,403 COMPULSIVE LIAR 2 70 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,741 So... 71 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,117 Greg! - Greg. 72 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,537 Welcome to the Avionech family. 73 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:51,792 This is your workstation, you'll be with Katy and Dominic, 74 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,169 the best team and the best vibes. 75 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:57,422 All thanks to our team leader... 76 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,549 Little miss sunshine! 77 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:01,802 Stop! You're the best. - Greg. 78 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,762 Katy. - Dominic. 79 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:08,600 Dominic might be the next mayor of St-Valran. 80 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,018 Button? 81 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,063 That's Marco. He's a little shy. 82 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,440 I'm not shy. You're annoying. 83 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,817 Greg. 84 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:24,116 I think its admirable you're running for mayor. 85 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:28,453 It's a big decision, people like to judge. 86 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,914 Stop! 87 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:34,168 I'm jealous. I love politics. I'm obsessed. 88 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,670 I lost five pounds when they cancelled Power and Politics. 89 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,172 I hear you. 90 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:41,258 Don't feel inferior. You're ambitious too. 91 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,887 And Dominic's more to the right than I thought. 92 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,848 Make Saint-Valran great again! 93 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,933 Plus, I question his integrity. 94 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,519 All couples fight. 95 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,688 Don't feel bad about it! 96 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,440 We fight all the time. 97 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,903 Phil's a drama queen, real thin skin. 98 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:04,072 He's such a diva. 99 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,867 My neighbours are nudists. They're always buck naked. 100 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,828 You never told me that! 101 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:13,624 Mom, it weirds me out, they're both shaved. 102 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:17,169 At 70, you'd like a bit of bush. 103 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:20,631 Bush. Ha! You're crazy! 104 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,799 You crack me up! 105 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,179 It feels good... You have no idea. 106 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,431 You must think I'm annoying. 107 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,100 Mom, stop! You're not a bother! 108 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,686 Julie's on the other line. I'll call you back. 109 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,355 Oh... - OK. Bye. 110 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:38,857 Hi, Julie! - I can't be around people. 111 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,109 What's going on? 112 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:45,656 Might be depression or burnout. 113 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,699 Or Lyme disease. 114 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:51,245 Katy thinks it's hilarious The Voice keeps rejecting me. 115 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,539 I'm lost. 116 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:54,665 Come on, Katy! 117 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,792 She didn't say that to be mean. - I hope not. 118 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,961 My sister always wants attention. 119 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:02,589 But now it's getting worse. 120 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,258 I'm worried they'll commit her. 121 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,636 JUNE 18 - TO KATY: MY SISTER COULD BE COMMITTED. 122 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,265 Sorry, I'm holding you up... 123 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:15,102 ChloĆ©! Don't worry, I love composting! 124 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,312 Really? - I'm super green. 125 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,773 Recycling turns me on. 126 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,859 Two more cans and I'm carbon neutral. 127 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:26,280 I once had a sex dream about Richard Attenborough. 128 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,157 Me too! I was licking his big forehead. 129 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,536 On Saturdays we sing show tunes. 130 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,121 We're terrible singers. 131 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,956 No, no, you're good. 132 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,082 You think? 133 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,126 You heard her, Claire. 134 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,836 You're deaf in one ear, Georges. 135 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,129 Do you sing? 136 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,090 I'm more into slam poetry. 137 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:48,051 You ever heard me slam? It's something. 138 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,095 It's something, yeah. 139 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,347 Dad, I'm sorry, but we can't stay. 140 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:56,018 Julie has an emergency. Shoot! 141 00:07:56,393 --> 00:08:00,522 Rain check, OK? You're too cute! Bye! 142 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,776 Well... 143 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,531 What's wrong, baby? 144 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,492 I don't get why you need to make up stories. 145 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,786 It's better than saying, 146 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,872 "We're cancelling because we hate your girlfriend." 147 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:19,166 It's ridiculous. You'll say anything! 148 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,211 You love politics, your sister's nuts. 149 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,379 And ChloĆ©! You told her you're an environmentalist! 150 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:28,091 Stop saying we have an Eco-home. 151 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,968 You throw aluminium cans in the trash! 152 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,514 Your big words don't impress me, Mr. Grump. 153 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,097 Stop! Stop! 154 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:38,727 They're little white lies. I'm not hurting anyone! 155 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:42,438 I know what could happen if you keep lying. 156 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:46,109 My brother Simon lied too much, but you don't remember. 157 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,028 Only me and him do. 158 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,198 All the lies he ever told came true. 159 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,243 We almost died! It was the end of the world. 160 00:08:55,994 --> 00:09:01,083 Now Simon lives in a cave in India for fear he'll start lying again. 161 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:06,505 His lies became reality, making me the unluckiest guy on Earth. 162 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:10,592 Food was thrown in my face! 163 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,388 You were in love with him! 164 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,474 ...my soul mate... 165 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:22,187 My mother kept screaming, "Shut your goddamn mouth!" 166 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,315 And when we undid the lies, it sent shockwaves, like... 167 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:35,158 Now, watching you lie non-stop, lies that keep getting less white... 168 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:36,827 I'm scared. 169 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,456 I'm terrified there'll be another shockwave. 170 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,585 That's a good one. 171 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:47,004 I'm the one with the tall tales? 172 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,047 Shockwaves! 173 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:01,310 My parents won't come to therapy. 174 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,272 They don't believe my childhood destroyed me. 175 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,483 I believe you, and I'm happy to be here. 176 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,902 Hello, Paul. 177 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:11,904 Thanks for being here, Virginie. 178 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:17,409 Julie is having negative feelings toward your partner, 179 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,829 and I thought you could talk it out. 180 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,206 Julie? 181 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:27,711 Virg... I know Phil hates me. 182 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,880 What? No way! 183 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,925 Phil's peculiar; it's got nothing to do with you. 184 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,219 He's ultra-sensitive. 185 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:38,180 I lost it once, two years ago. 186 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,308 I screamed at him, "I'd rather travel than buy a house." 187 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,102 He freaked out, thought I didn't love him anymore! 188 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,023 He moved back in with his parents for two weeks. 189 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,274 And you bought the house. 190 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,276 Yes! And I'm so happy! 191 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,362 I do couples therapy, too. 192 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:57,533 You're funny! I love Phil, Phil loves me. 193 00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:01,119 But you've been holding back your anger for two years. 194 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:04,248 Honestly, I-- - Excuse me, Paul. 195 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:08,126 I'm glad you're worried about my sister, but what am I? Dog shit? 196 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,754 Of course not! - Sorry. 197 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,172 It's OK. No, no. - It's justā€¦ 198 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,258 We're here for me. - Let it out. 199 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:18,136 And you, Virginie, how do you release your anger? 200 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,723 Me? I have hobbies. 201 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,143 Rip his head off! 202 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,062 Die! Die! 203 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,814 Very zen. 204 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:33,986 Smooth, smooth, smooth. 205 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,616 ChloĆ©, it's not your fault. 206 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,911 It's hard to make friends in a new city. 207 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:48,000 Between you and me, the people here are trashy. 208 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,837 Even my sister's shrink. "Sorry, my balls itch like hell today. 209 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,505 How're you feeling?" 210 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:57,509 TO CHLOƉ: "PEOPLE IN ST-VALRAN ARE TRASHY." 211 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,346 What's wrong, baby? 212 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,516 What were you thinking, 213 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,811 giving your mother hope 25 years after her divorce? 214 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:13,150 Dad's secretly in love with you. It's eating him up. 215 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,068 He's too proud to say it. 216 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,695 Joy transformed her! 217 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,488 And what you told your father? 218 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,116 I swear, Mom's doing great. - I sure hope so! 219 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,743 She's moved on. 220 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,871 She oozes confidence. 221 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:29,708 At your party? They'll be mixed up. They'll start fighting. 222 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:33,295 It's not my first birthday. It'll be fine! 223 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,506 It'll be fine if you stop lying. 224 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:39,468 They're not lies! They're exaggerations that make people happy. 225 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,178 Is the Easter Bunny a fraud? 226 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,721 No. 227 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,849 Making people happy makes me happy. 228 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:50,103 I promise I won't take it too far. 229 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,444 You know, you make me the happiest. 230 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,154 Oh... 231 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,031 Hug? 232 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,294 Are you ovulating? - Am I ever. 233 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,010 HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINIE 234 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,971 I haven't heard from Simon in two months. 235 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:28,433 I offered to help him settle in India because I speak Hindi. 236 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:32,604 I dated a Bollywood producer until I found out he was a human trafficker. 237 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,274 I reported him, changed my identity, and came back to Canada. 238 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:40,279 Anyway, Simon said he wanted to be alone. 239 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:44,950 I'll give him a month, then I'll try Bumble. 240 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,411 Try what? - Bumble. 241 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,123 I talk too much, don't I? 242 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,958 I'm sorry. 243 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:57,296 You don't talk too much! You express yourself. 244 00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,922 Yes, you're an express. 245 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,133 Hello, everyone! 246 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,385 Hello, Serge! 247 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,513 Happy birthday, sweetie! - Thanks, Dad! 248 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,765 Hi, folks! - Hi, Catou. 249 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:12,519 It's a gift certificate for massages. 250 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,982 Serge is great at massages! 251 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,484 He's got magic fingers. 252 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:23,071 Feels like ten vibrators! - Oh? 253 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,324 Stop! - Hey! 254 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,326 Happy birthday! - OK. 255 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,411 Where's Eastern Quebec's coolest team leader? 256 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,121 Greg! 257 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,706 Happy birthday! 258 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,377 Whoa! I'm so sorry. 259 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,171 It's fine! 260 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,340 Who's the guy grabbing Virginie's ass? 261 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,883 A co-worker. Greg. 262 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,009 Greg. - Greg. 263 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,177 Greg! - Greg! 264 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,261 Greg. - My father. 265 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,346 Georges. - Greg. 266 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,805 Greg! Button? 267 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,391 Happy birthday, Virginie! 268 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,060 You always do this. Since I was little! 269 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,562 Don't ruin my day. 270 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,939 It's never the right time with you! 271 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,023 My girls! 272 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,816 Hello, darling! 273 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,861 Your sister is so draining. 274 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,155 That's Julie. 275 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,991 Hello! 276 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,201 Hey, Louison! 277 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,119 Serge... 278 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,704 Louison. 279 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,916 Serge... - Louison. 280 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,877 Well, we remember our names. 281 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,923 I'm happy to see you. You look radiant. 282 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,884 Thanks. 283 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,594 You don't look bad yourself. 284 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,765 It's been too long. I... 285 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,270 Virginie, you told me... 286 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,981 What's wrong? 287 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,232 What's she doing here? 288 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,150 What do you mean? 289 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,027 What's she doing here? 290 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,655 It's Catou! We've been together for 25 years! 291 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,532 Is she drunk already? - Oh, boy! 292 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,368 I wish we could move on. 293 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:56,456 Catou is a wonderful person, and she makes me happy! 294 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,708 It's mutual. - Well! 295 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,002 Then why am I here? 296 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,296 It's Virginie's birthday. 297 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:05,632 We're having a nice afternoon as a family. 298 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:09,344 Oh, now you care about your family! 299 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,805 Loulou! - Don't call me Loulou! 300 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,225 Strutting around with your bimbo-- 301 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,061 Picture time! Julie, come here! 302 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,440 Maybe if you were nicer you would find somebody too. 303 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,567 Screw you, Serge Gauthier! 304 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,486 Screw you, choke on your crow's feet! 305 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,698 No... no... 306 00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:32,284 No. No... 307 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,620 No, Julie! Don't get upset! 308 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,914 Don't get worked up. 309 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,541 I know you... for meā€¦ 310 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,836 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 311 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,547 I can't, Virginie! 312 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,550 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 313 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,843 ā€¦tiredā€¦ 314 00:16:49,843 --> 00:17:22,876 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 315 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,461 Don't feel guilty! 316 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,964 Let me talk! 317 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,802 Don't touch me! 318 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,929 It's Virginie's birthday! 319 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,056 Oh, stop! 320 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:41,603 Virginie, you're the best big sister in the world. 321 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,982 You always know what to say to cheer us up. 322 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,944 Always there to listen, 323 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,904 with kindness... 324 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,992 And tenderness. 325 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:58,120 Let me go! Let me go! 326 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,502 And now I've prepared a song. 327 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,968 Stop, Greg! No need to apologize! 328 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:17,222 You tripped and touched my ass. It happens. 329 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,726 I'm always touching people. I can be pretty handsy. 330 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:26,148 Hang on, my sister is calling. OK! Bye, Greg. 331 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,443 You OK, Julie? 332 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:33,864 Oh, come on. Everyone loved your song. 333 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,950 It's been a while since I've heard November Rain. 334 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:41,121 It was the highlight of the party. 335 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,626 I'll call you back, OK? 336 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,464 Admit I'm handsy. 337 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,633 I can't believe you're lying again. 338 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,344 I'm not. - You're not? 339 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,472 No? - What's that? 340 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,892 June 13. To your sister: 341 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:06,188 Don't tell anyone. ChloĆ©'s back on drugs. 342 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,024 Coke makes you say crazy things. 343 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,485 June 14: 344 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,695 They didn't mean it! 345 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,822 Phil's parents are always joking around. 346 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,992 They're like Laurel and Hardy. 347 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,744 If you write down everything I say... 348 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,996 I don't have a choice! 349 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:27,876 If your lies become reality, I'll know who you lied to. 350 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,212 That way, we can undo certain situations. 351 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,880 You're scaring me. 352 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,800 June 14 - to the neighbours: "Phil's a drama queen. 353 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,427 He's such a diva." 354 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:42,224 Watch the lies you tell about me. 355 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,852 It's dangerous. - Now it's dangerous? 356 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:49,022 Just never say something like, "Don't worry. 357 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,066 Sometimes I want to kill Phil." 358 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:57,948 If your lies become reality, you'll really want to kill me. 359 00:19:57,948 --> 00:20:00,826 You're not making sense. You need help. 360 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:03,078 I need some Tylenol. 361 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,790 And I love you! 362 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,422 Where are they? - Maybe we're out! 363 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,674 They're always in the top drawer. 364 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,551 I don't get it. They're usually hereā€¦ 365 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,096 Baby? 366 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,231 Must belong to the old owners. 367 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,611 The gay couple we bought the house from? 368 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,655 Maybe one of their female friends? 369 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,493 Your name's on the box. 370 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,954 Same name? What are the chances? 371 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,543 You never stopped lying. You just can't tell the truth. 372 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,754 No, it's just that-- - Virginie! 373 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,424 Do you want a kid with me? 374 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,470 A kid is... 375 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:05,015 A kid. The most beautiful thing in the world! 376 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:10,187 Our project only works if you're on board. 377 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:14,816 Are you saying it just to make me happy? 378 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,902 If you don't want a kid, don't lie to me! 379 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:19,029 Fuck, Phil! Can I just think about it? 380 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,372 Don't overdo the lies. 381 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:33,126 I won't be here, so be careful what you say. 382 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,003 Baby, stay! Please! 383 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,675 Here, sweetheart. 384 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,052 Thanks. 385 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,195 Hello? 386 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,155 Hello... 387 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,658 Sleep well? - Not really. 388 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:09,121 Phil, we've been through worse. We'll get through this. 389 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,206 I'm not so sure. 390 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,374 Come on! 391 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,835 Unlike you, when I say something, it's the truth. 392 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:17,421 I love kids! - I don't believe you anymore. 393 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:20,132 You can't keep lying, or the multiverse will flip. 394 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:25,179 I'm honestly thinking about possibly having kids with you. 395 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,431 I'm serious. Stop! 396 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:31,143 I want to think about having kids with you. 397 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,020 Stop, you're pathetic. 398 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,189 That's only half a lie, and I'm not even convinced. 399 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,859 Kids are the most beautiful thing. I love kids! 400 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,746 What's going on? 401 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:53,665 Stop, it's pathetic. 402 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,588 Seriously... 403 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,382 Stop! 404 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:05,594 Stop Virginie, I don't deserve this! 405 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,262 You're torturing me! 406 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,139 Oh my God! 407 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:12,267 I can't believe I'm back on my parents' couch at 40 408 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:17,564 like a loser bachelor with no prospects. 409 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,484 It's absurd! Why? 410 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,487 Why? 411 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,575 Phil? 412 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,912 This audition video has gone viral. 413 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,038 Oh, my God! Julie! 414 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,165 Turn around! 415 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:41,505 Come on, losers, turn your damn chairs! What's the holdup? 416 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,298 What's happening? 417 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,134 Come on! 418 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:49,429 You've reached Phil's voicemail. 419 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,474 I'm not available, maybe lying on the floor 420 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:56,103 after a stroke and can't reach my phone, 421 00:23:56,103 --> 00:24:01,275 probably left unfound for weeks... 422 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:06,029 It just happened! 423 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:08,532 Yes. We must stick to the plan. 424 00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:11,118 One: find the one who lies like the wind. 425 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:14,371 Two: bring her back to her first lie. 426 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,666 Three: see a drag show at Cabaret Mado! 427 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:18,834 Idiot! 428 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,838 Since you started watching Canada's Drag Race... 429 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,131 Focus! 430 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,550 Any idea how we can find her? 431 00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:30,596 We must follow the vibrations of the universe. 432 00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:32,222 They'll guide us. 433 00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:35,267 I feel them already. 434 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,943 Montreal. 435 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:49,406 ...and the rats have already gotten to me. 436 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:52,576 Leave a message. If I'm still alive, I'll call you back. 437 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,578 He's so intense! 438 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,997 Hi, baby. Give me a call. 439 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,666 I don't know what's going on. 440 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,877 I'm in a nightmare where you leave me 441 00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:05,130 and wake up in another dream where I'm lost. 442 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:09,218 Call me back... 443 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,359 Are you kidding me? 444 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,380 Aw... 445 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,514 Virginie? What the...? 446 00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:59,935 I'm dreaming I have a baby pig named Jean-SĆ©bastien. 447 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,521 Hello, Jean-SĆ©bastien! 448 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,607 What are you doing? Why aren't you ready? 449 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,484 I got up at 5 to prep your day. 450 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:10,237 I didn't sleep, I was strategizing all night. 451 00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:13,949 The most important day of your life and you're not ready? Go! 452 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:16,034 I'm so happy to see you! 453 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,249 I'm so handsy! 454 00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:23,834 That's how we love you. 455 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:27,087 ChloĆ©, your eyes. You OK? - Top shape! 456 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,797 You look so weird! What's wrong? 457 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:31,300 Did you take something? - One coffee, one speed. 458 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:35,012 But it hit hard, so I took half a molly to come back down. 459 00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,263 Nothing else, I swear. 460 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,807 I like your hair! Christ, it's hot in here! 461 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:42,436 Am I having a hot flash? Maybe menopause? 462 00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:44,646 Possible! - This is a nightmare. 463 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,900 It's a lot, what with your relationship, the campaign... 464 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,860 Fuck! We're going to be late to the daycare! 465 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:51,945 What daycare? What election? 466 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:54,531 Guess what came in the mail this morning?! 467 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,950 Everyone in town got one! 468 00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,411 ST-VALRAN TOMORROW 469 00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:02,623 You nominated me? - Me? Don't be silly! 470 00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:04,166 You had me leave the career I loved 471 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,001 to run your campaign for mayor of St-Valran 472 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,503 to indulge your passion for politics. 473 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,464 ChloĆ©... you have something here. 474 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:18,472 There'll be journalists, they might corner you. 475 00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:25,062 LIKE BEFORE 476 00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:26,522 Hi, Sandrine! 477 00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:30,859 Huh? - You're gonna lose, you fuckin' bitch! 478 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:35,822 What's that? - Your lawnmower. 479 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,617 And your baby lawnmower. - Right. 480 00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:44,331 Is that a lighter in his mouth? 481 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,917 You've never seen a teething kid before? 482 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:48,877 No! No. 483 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:52,047 He's got more teeth than his dad. 484 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,299 Oh, Jayden! 485 00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:55,843 Go, Virginie! 486 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,470 We're with you! 487 00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,056 Careful with your nipples! 488 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:06,103 Maybe it's the molly, but I could lose a layer too. 489 00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:09,356 Where's my car? - Ha! Good one! 490 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:17,573 Who're all these people? 491 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:19,366 The trash you promised to reform. 492 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:22,494 I'm going crazy. I'm running against Dominic?! 493 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:24,580 The numbers aren't great. 494 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:27,499 You need to be sharp to stay in the running. 495 00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:28,709 I'm gonna lose? 496 00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:33,046 So far, but there's still the debate and our secret weapon! 497 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:35,632 Secret weapon? - Secret weapon! Secret weapon! 498 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:36,633 Paul! 499 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:39,052 Papapapapa-Paul! 500 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:43,557 You're a shrink. I think I'm having a psychosis. 501 00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:46,101 What makes you think that? 502 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:49,980 Everything's different. I don't recognize anything or anybody. 503 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:53,400 Oh... don't worry, that's not psychosis. 504 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,027 No? - No! 505 00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,070 You're just fucking crazy! 506 00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:03,118 Your sister can't stand your goddamn positive attitude! 507 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,662 "Look at me, I'm so nice!" 508 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:09,583 Julie told you this confidentially. 509 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,793 I dropped her as a patient! 510 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,922 So obsessed with rejection! 511 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:16,757 I shouldn't have banged her. 512 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:18,592 You're a real asshole. 513 00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:21,345 Yes! And I'm raising my rates. 514 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:25,057 I can't live off the hidden camera videos I take of y'all in my bathroom. 515 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,353 Well, then. Ciao, lezzies! 516 00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:35,776 I need to talk to Phil. I think the breakup messed everything up. 517 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,569 He needs to help me figure it out. 518 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,448 Oh, my God! No, no, no! 519 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,617 What are you doing? 520 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:44,993 The journalists are waiting. 521 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:47,663 The educators want to talk about their working conditions. 522 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:50,499 Have a gummy. They're low dose, you won't get a buzz. 523 00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:53,877 I don't know how else to say it. 524 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:55,712 I'm not running for office. 525 00:29:55,712 --> 00:30:00,342 So, for months, I sacrificed my health for your non-campaign? 526 00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:03,387 What do I tell the volunteers, who truly believe in you? 527 00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:05,889 That they've worked like hell for nothing? 528 00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:08,767 It will break their hearts. - No, I... 529 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:13,355 Five minutes. For the educators. No! 530 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,065 Tastes like banana! 531 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:19,736 I'm warning you, me and kids... - You'll be fine! 532 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:29,496 Claire, I said eggs over easy, not scrambled. 533 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,582 They're not scrambled. - Sure they are. 534 00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:33,709 They're not scrambled! - They're scrambled! 535 00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:36,086 The bacon's scrambled, even the toast is scrambled! 536 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,255 George! You're not wearing your glasses! 537 00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:42,676 You're right! 538 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,892 It's delicious. I'd even say "eggs-quisite". 539 00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,435 Oh, boy! 540 00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:57,482 These compliments, they'll go to my head! 541 00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:59,902 I wouldn't want it to "eggs-plode"! 542 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,447 Stop! 543 00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:06,325 I think he wants us to keep on the sunny side. 544 00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:07,618 Huh? 545 00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:09,953 Sunny side... eggs! 546 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:15,125 Could I possibly get some respect? 547 00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:21,256 Nobody ever respects me. 548 00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:26,762 A doormat, that's me. 549 00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:29,723 A big fucking doormat! Not even a nice one. 550 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:33,101 A bulk store doormat. 551 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,730 To wipe shoes on. 552 00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:47,324 I'm having an existential crisis 553 00:31:47,324 --> 00:31:51,954 and I'm stuck with dollar store Laurel and Hardy! 554 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,502 Look at me in the whites of my eggs! 555 00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:02,673 Virginie, no! Not again! 556 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:05,968 He's very "eggs-treme"! 557 00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:09,179 No, Virginie! 558 00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:10,848 He "eggs-aggerates"! 559 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:15,727 Hello! - Hello! 560 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,604 How's it going? - Great. 561 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:20,983 Virginie, this is Alexie. She represents the educators. 562 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,234 Bathroom? 563 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:26,113 We really need your support. 564 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:30,659 A mandatory five-day work week is intense. 565 00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:33,245 Right over here. 566 00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:35,914 Oh, my God! 567 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:38,250 I love kids. 568 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:40,711 Kids, kids, kids. 569 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:41,920 Hugs? 570 00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:45,591 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 571 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:52,472 I want to eat you up... 572 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,516 like a Christmas turkey! 573 00:32:54,516 --> 00:32:57,394 She's good! - Yeah. 574 00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:59,146 I want a big bite! 575 00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,231 Elliott has social anxiety. She's impressive. 576 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,441 Oh, yeah? 577 00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:04,776 You're too cute! - She's good. 578 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,412 Virginie! Virginie! 579 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:27,174 St-Valran tomorrow! St-Valran tomorrow! 580 00:33:29,301 --> 00:33:31,512 Ms. Gauthier, we'd like... 581 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:33,263 Virginie! Virginie! 582 00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:36,475 She's creative. 583 00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,940 Three, four! 584 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:45,859 My planet is your planet 585 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:47,736 Is their planet 586 00:33:47,736 --> 00:33:53,033 The duck is coated in oil 587 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:57,746 And it makes my blood boil 588 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,509 You don't have much time. - OK. 589 00:34:10,509 --> 00:34:12,094 Hello, Virginie! 590 00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:14,137 I need to talk to Phil. 591 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:17,724 Phil's here, but I don't feel like it's a good time. 592 00:34:18,475 --> 00:34:21,018 He's not feeling great. - Yeah. Phil feels off. 593 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,021 You'll have to wait until Phil feels better. 594 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,817 She'll be fulfilled once Phil feels better. 595 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:29,319 Oh, boy! 596 00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:31,154 Can Phil fulfill her? 597 00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,866 Ask her! - Oh, boy! 598 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,580 I can't. I'm buzzing! 599 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:43,750 Baby! 600 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,254 I'm so happy to see you! 601 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:49,047 You kept lying. 602 00:34:49,047 --> 00:34:51,341 You can't imagine the day I've had. 603 00:34:51,341 --> 00:34:54,803 I can't? I can't imagine? 604 00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:56,471 I can imagine it perfectly! 605 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:59,141 I told you what happened with my brother. 606 00:34:59,141 --> 00:35:01,393 You scrambled the multiverse with your lies! 607 00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:03,270 Multi what? - Multiverse. 608 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,396 Multi verse... 609 00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,940 Like a Bible verse? - Oh, madam! 610 00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,777 None of this was supposed to happen. 611 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:14,031 We're in a world where your lies have become truths. 612 00:35:14,031 --> 00:35:19,745 We need to find your first lie and undo it. I'm so tired of this! 613 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:22,706 Why does this always happen to me? 614 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:24,958 Why? 615 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:28,837 Is this is an elaborate ploy to punish me? 616 00:35:28,837 --> 00:35:32,633 You said I was a drama queen. Who'd you say it to? 617 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:34,843 I don't know. - Think! 618 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:36,136 I don't remember! 619 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,388 It's important! You need to find the person! 620 00:35:38,388 --> 00:35:42,935 You need to tell them it's a lie so I can become normal again. 621 00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:46,522 Of course! The notebook! 622 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:49,483 I wrote down all your lies. It's on the kitchen counter! 623 00:35:49,483 --> 00:35:53,904 Think of the volunteers and how I quit my job for you. 624 00:35:53,904 --> 00:35:56,490 What's wrong with your eyes? - My eyes? 625 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:59,868 The volunteers have been working like hell. 626 00:35:59,868 --> 00:36:01,411 What're you talking about? 627 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,039 I'm running for mayor against Dominic. 628 00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:11,588 That's ridiculous! - I know! 629 00:36:12,548 --> 00:36:13,841 That's right. Leave! 630 00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:17,427 I'm exhausted! No respect! 631 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:20,180 As usual, Phil's gonna solve everything! 632 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,975 I'll unscramble the fucking multiverse! 633 00:36:22,975 --> 00:36:25,936 Nobody cares about me anyway, except a few hypocrites 634 00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:29,898 who like to feel superior. Or take advantage of me. 635 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:34,528 Let's call old tubby, I bet he's got a mitre saw! 636 00:36:34,528 --> 00:36:36,363 Of course! I have one! 637 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,991 I'm just a walking clichĆ©... 638 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:40,868 whose thighs rub together! 639 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:45,414 Laugh it up! 640 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,711 So, are you getting back together? 641 00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,386 Do you know what a multiverse is? 642 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:02,431 It's when multiple realities exist across different timelines. 643 00:37:03,307 --> 00:37:06,018 I'm not hallucinating. 644 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:10,314 The politics, the handsiness, Phil the diva, 645 00:37:10,314 --> 00:37:14,902 Laurel and Hardy, kids, nudists, trashy neighbours, you... 646 00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:17,946 Like... - Me? 647 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:22,951 All my exaggerations have become real. 648 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:25,871 Oh no! Then what I told my parents... 649 00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:29,041 Dad's secretly in love with you. It's eating him up. 650 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:32,419 Mom oozes confidence. 651 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:34,796 We're in another world. 652 00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:38,133 A parallel universe? Wow! That's awesome. 653 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:41,803 But your handsiness, Phil... it's not new to me. 654 00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:44,890 Is that possible? - Of course! 655 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:49,353 No! No! No! 656 00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:51,063 Yes! 657 00:37:57,069 --> 00:38:01,156 "To the neighbours: Phil's a drama queen." "Short fuse!" 658 00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:03,951 Thank you! 659 00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:07,496 Christ! Calm down! 660 00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:09,289 St-Valran like before! 661 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:12,543 They don't hate you that much... 662 00:38:12,543 --> 00:38:14,169 Huh? - Don't worry. 663 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,298 St-Valran like before! 664 00:38:25,347 --> 00:38:26,640 Dad? 665 00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:33,397 I'm happy to see you. You OK? 666 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,776 Is your mother coming? 667 00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:39,361 I don't know. 668 00:38:40,612 --> 00:38:42,990 Did I wear the right shirt? 669 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,324 You look great. 670 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:47,828 I should've cut my hair. 671 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:51,290 I don't feel very sexy. 672 00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:57,087 Did you ask your mother about having dinner with me? 673 00:38:57,087 --> 00:39:01,466 Back off! Back off! Back off! 674 00:39:01,466 --> 00:39:02,801 Give me space! 675 00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:04,219 Back off! 676 00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:10,392 Hi, Louison. 677 00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:12,269 You look beautiful. 678 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,855 Hello, Louison! 679 00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:17,482 Could you be any more condescending? 680 00:39:17,482 --> 00:39:19,610 Huh? - It's awkward. 681 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:22,738 I didn't mean to condescend! - Thank you, Serge. 682 00:39:22,738 --> 00:39:23,864 Of course. 683 00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:26,575 Virginie, you're going to turn this campaign around. 684 00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:29,161 I want you to demolish the other guy! 685 00:39:29,161 --> 00:39:31,747 OK, Mom. Thanks for coming. 686 00:39:32,122 --> 00:39:33,540 I'm proud of you. 687 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:37,544 Julie! I'm happy to see you. 688 00:39:38,086 --> 00:39:39,963 You're very confident. 689 00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:42,549 My confidence was destroyed by my childhood. 690 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,009 New hair? 691 00:39:44,426 --> 00:39:46,345 Don't get her started! 692 00:39:46,345 --> 00:39:50,098 I needed a change, something that pops. 693 00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:52,559 You just want attention. 694 00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:55,103 That's not true. 695 00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:57,856 Oh, come on! - It's so hot! 696 00:39:57,856 --> 00:40:00,192 Do you like my new top? - Lord... 697 00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:03,237 No? Well, deal with it! 698 00:40:03,237 --> 00:40:06,490 Virginie! - Phil! 699 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:09,201 Phil! - Oh, my God! 700 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:12,663 Tell the neighbours I'm not a drama queen. 701 00:40:12,663 --> 00:40:13,789 OK. 702 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:18,752 I told you Phil was a drama queen. 703 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,296 It was a lie. 704 00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:22,923 Now apologize. 705 00:40:22,923 --> 00:40:25,717 I apologize, Phil. - Not to me. 706 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,219 To them. 707 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:32,432 I shouldn't have said that. 708 00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:35,310 I'm sorry. I apologize. 709 00:40:40,524 --> 00:40:42,234 Thank you. 710 00:40:42,234 --> 00:40:44,570 That calmed the storm in my head. 711 00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:48,156 Are we winning this debate? 712 00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:51,201 We sure will! Let's go. 713 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:56,999 Move! 714 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,963 Who'd you tell everyone was trash? 715 00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:04,965 I don't know! - Well, think! 716 00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:06,633 Beat it! 717 00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:12,014 Virginie! 718 00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:22,274 ChloĆ©! I told you the people of St-Valran were trashy. 719 00:41:22,274 --> 00:41:24,193 It was a lie! I apologize. 720 00:41:27,696 --> 00:41:29,198 Vote Virginie! 721 00:41:30,908 --> 00:41:33,535 We're here to lend you a hand. 722 00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:44,922 Now that I'm normal, can you give us a moment alone? 723 00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:46,965 We need to find her first lie. 724 00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,468 OK. But we start in ten minutes. 725 00:41:49,468 --> 00:41:51,011 I just need a little time. 726 00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:54,389 Nine minutes. And remember the secret weapon. 727 00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:56,850 What are you talking about? 728 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:59,937 Don't worry. Once we're done, there won't be a debate. 729 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:02,564 We'll get through this. 730 00:42:05,943 --> 00:42:10,364 Thank you. You're the heart and soul of the campaign. 731 00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:15,452 It's my song! 732 00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:36,974 What the fuck? 733 00:42:50,445 --> 00:42:52,656 Enough. 734 00:42:55,701 --> 00:42:58,662 OK. To find your first lie, 735 00:42:58,662 --> 00:43:03,000 the one you told yourself that spawned all the rest, 736 00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:06,211 I want you to think back to your childhood, 737 00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:11,800 to a traumatic event that could have made you start lying. 738 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,555 I had a happy childhood. 739 00:43:17,097 --> 00:43:19,308 OK. In adolescence, then. 740 00:43:20,225 --> 00:43:22,352 The perfect adolescence too. 741 00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:28,400 You created an alternate universe with your lies. 742 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,945 Something must've kicked it off. 743 00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:33,739 You're living a double life. 744 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,159 I'm not living a double life. 745 00:43:40,537 --> 00:43:43,248 In my brother's multiverse, 746 00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:47,085 you told me you played poker, that you had a gambling problem. 747 00:43:49,546 --> 00:43:53,008 You also said you did some "light" poaching. 748 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:56,887 And I know you haven't stopped. 749 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:02,684 This is so humiliating. 750 00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:06,396 Why didn't you say anything? 751 00:44:07,231 --> 00:44:09,441 Why should I tell you if you already know? 752 00:44:09,441 --> 00:44:13,028 Because if we want to fix this, you need to be honest. 753 00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:15,697 OK... 754 00:44:15,697 --> 00:44:18,534 You need to tell me everything. No filter. 755 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:28,502 I like death metal thrash pits. 756 00:44:31,713 --> 00:44:33,340 I like wrestling... 757 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,718 and screaming at the wrestlers. 758 00:44:38,262 --> 00:44:42,182 I love to shoot guns. It relaxes me. 759 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,687 And that red mark I had on my cheek... 760 00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:50,983 The reaction to your skin cream? 761 00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:54,736 I do slap fight competitions. 762 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:09,001 Wow. 763 00:45:15,924 --> 00:45:20,804 There's a Virginie everyone knows, and a Virginie who's more... 764 00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:24,600 extroverted? 765 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,226 "Extroverted?" 766 00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:28,687 "Extroverted?" Virginie... 767 00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:32,774 RuPaul is extroverted. 768 00:45:32,774 --> 00:45:34,443 You're more like Rambo with lipstick! 769 00:45:35,569 --> 00:45:39,281 I don't want to be mean. It's just... 770 00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:43,410 I didn't expect this... 771 00:45:44,286 --> 00:45:45,621 It's OK. 772 00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:47,956 Two minutes! 773 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:50,792 Come on! 774 00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:53,212 Who did you tell you're obsessed with politics? 775 00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:55,088 Dominic! Dominic! 776 00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,557 You'll be great. 777 00:46:07,434 --> 00:46:09,770 Here. Your notes. - That won't be necessary. 778 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:14,024 Go ahead. Tell Dominic you don't like politics. 779 00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:17,069 Hi, Dominic. - Hi, Virginie. 780 00:46:17,069 --> 00:46:20,656 Nothing personal, but I'm going to annihilate you. 781 00:46:22,032 --> 00:46:25,661 Politics isn't one of my passions. 782 00:46:25,661 --> 00:46:28,413 I don't "eat it up". That was a lie. 783 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,626 And you apologize. 784 00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:36,004 I... 785 00:46:36,004 --> 00:46:37,422 I apologize. 786 00:46:37,422 --> 00:46:39,883 Yes. Say uncle to the man. 787 00:46:43,095 --> 00:46:44,179 Know what, Phil? 788 00:46:45,138 --> 00:46:47,933 I feel like doing the debate. - Yes! 789 00:46:47,933 --> 00:46:50,060 St-Valran... - Like yesterday! 790 00:46:57,192 --> 00:47:03,740 A vote for the lady means wind farms decapitating St-Valran's pigeons. 791 00:47:04,908 --> 00:47:07,786 It's not because she's a woman that she can't do the job. 792 00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:09,329 Don't put words in my mouth. 793 00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:15,544 Virginie's a good, kind person. 794 00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:19,298 It's easy to build castles in the sky when you don't have a family! 795 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:25,262 Real people, Virginie, have families like me. 796 00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:28,974 They want jobs, infrastructure. 797 00:47:28,974 --> 00:47:33,187 Someone brave and honest. 798 00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:39,234 Your response? 799 00:47:40,152 --> 00:47:41,945 Uh... Yes. 800 00:47:41,945 --> 00:47:43,822 That's my sister! 801 00:47:45,449 --> 00:47:47,868 Well. - My sister! 802 00:47:47,868 --> 00:47:49,494 Sit down! 803 00:47:49,494 --> 00:47:52,831 That's twice today someone questioned my honesty. 804 00:47:53,624 --> 00:47:55,167 You're not wrong. 805 00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:58,545 Dominic, you're right. I'm not a mother. 806 00:47:58,545 --> 00:48:00,839 In fact, I'm technically not even in a relationship. 807 00:48:00,839 --> 00:48:03,217 And you know what? I don't care. 808 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,678 I'm not saying I'm a good politician. 809 00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:08,680 It's hot in here! 810 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,058 Funny, I'm not hot at all! 811 00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:12,351 Let me speak! 812 00:48:14,394 --> 00:48:19,274 For a guy who lectures people, talking about wealth building... 813 00:48:20,234 --> 00:48:23,445 you own an empty lot just down the road 814 00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:28,784 that you sold to a Chinese multinational that'll close the shops 815 00:48:28,784 --> 00:48:32,496 and put families on the street to build a pipeline. 816 00:48:33,914 --> 00:48:36,250 Secret weapon! 817 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,670 Our industries are struggling because of the labor shortage 818 00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:41,755 and you're helping a Chinese company! 819 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:43,632 My name isn't on the papers. 820 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:47,219 Are you working for them, or are you working for us? 821 00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:50,556 I never spoke to any Chinese people. 822 00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:54,184 St-Valran great again or St-Valran for sale again? 823 00:48:54,184 --> 00:48:56,186 I don't even order Chinese food. 824 00:48:56,186 --> 00:49:00,983 I have many flaws, but I do know how to think about others. 825 00:49:00,983 --> 00:49:06,363 And I promise to work hard to improve the lives of each of you. 826 00:49:08,949 --> 00:49:11,910 St-Valran, to change... you'll need a woman. 827 00:49:12,953 --> 00:49:16,248 St-Valran, to change... you'll need a slam. 828 00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:21,503 St-Valran tomorrow. 829 00:49:21,503 --> 00:49:24,047 Tomorrow. Tomorrow. We'll take the same path. 830 00:49:24,047 --> 00:49:27,384 By holding hands, even if we don't agree. 831 00:49:27,384 --> 00:49:30,679 Together, we're stronger, stronger, stronger. 832 00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:33,140 St-Valran tomorrow, I'll hold you by the hand. 833 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:36,226 Hand in hand, human to human. 834 00:49:44,985 --> 00:49:46,862 For my family. 835 00:49:46,862 --> 00:49:51,158 Mom. I told you Dad was still in love with you. It's a lie. 836 00:49:51,158 --> 00:49:55,913 Dad. I told you Mom oozed confidence. It's a lie. 837 00:49:55,913 --> 00:49:58,498 I don't get handsy with people. A lie. 838 00:49:58,498 --> 00:50:01,168 Julie doesn't crave attention. Lie. 839 00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:04,254 I don't love kids. ChloĆ© isn't taking drugs. 840 00:50:04,254 --> 00:50:06,673 Lies. I apologize. 841 00:50:07,132 --> 00:50:10,677 I know the environment's important, but I cheat from time to time. 842 00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:12,638 I'm not a saint. 843 00:50:12,638 --> 00:50:16,642 Not headed to the convent. Con. Con. 844 00:50:16,642 --> 00:50:19,978 Do you hear the... lies. 845 00:50:19,978 --> 00:50:23,190 My neighbors aren't nudists. My in-laws aren't comedians. 846 00:50:23,815 --> 00:50:28,445 And though I wish it were true, I'm obviously no good at slam. 847 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,157 All lies. I apologize. 848 00:50:38,539 --> 00:50:40,791 St-Valran tomorrow! 849 00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:43,961 Boom! 850 00:50:43,961 --> 00:50:45,712 Virginie! Virginie! 851 00:50:49,508 --> 00:50:51,426 Say "what"! Say "what"! 852 00:50:58,225 --> 00:51:01,436 Both hands! Thank you! 853 00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:04,064 Thanks so much! 854 00:51:04,064 --> 00:51:07,901 I can't believe my daughter-in-law is going to be mayor! 855 00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:10,904 Not technically. She said they weren't together. 856 00:51:10,904 --> 00:51:13,740 Either way... We're proud of you. 857 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:17,578 It's such a relief you stopped talking in bad puns. 858 00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:21,123 I didn't say anything! - Virginie! 859 00:51:25,586 --> 00:51:27,588 You were incredible. - You thought so? 860 00:51:27,588 --> 00:51:30,465 By undoing your lies one after another, you don't have 861 00:51:30,465 --> 00:51:33,719 to undo your first one. Everything's back to normal. 862 00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,220 It was genius. 863 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:37,264 Thanks. 864 00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:39,391 You don't look happy. 865 00:51:39,892 --> 00:51:42,060 I didn't like what you said before the debate. 866 00:51:42,477 --> 00:51:46,440 How you reacted to my secret hobbies. 867 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,526 Admitting your lies is a step in the right direction. 868 00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:52,613 Just don't forget to tell Dominic you don't like politics. 869 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,657 I don't want to undo that lie. 870 00:51:55,657 --> 00:51:57,367 No? 871 00:51:57,367 --> 00:52:01,914 Bravo! Everyone's saying you were great. 872 00:52:01,914 --> 00:52:04,750 But you stole the only person who listens to me. 873 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,252 What?! - Paul, my shrink. 874 00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:08,587 I didn't... 875 00:52:08,587 --> 00:52:11,131 I... wanted to talk to you about that. 876 00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:14,051 We had a chat... 877 00:52:14,051 --> 00:52:17,429 ...about your destructive impulses. 878 00:52:17,429 --> 00:52:19,348 I don't have destructive impulses! 879 00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:20,682 The guns, the wrestling. 880 00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:23,602 I like that stuff! I just want to stop hiding it. 881 00:52:23,602 --> 00:52:25,687 Don't be ridiculous! 882 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:27,689 The slap fights, that's not you! 883 00:52:27,689 --> 00:52:30,651 Calm down, Phil. You're being aggressive. 884 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,404 Julie, I want you to know, I heard you. 885 00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:39,034 But like the judges on The Voice, I choose to not turn around. 886 00:52:39,034 --> 00:52:41,828 The Voice? I thought I'd undone that lie. 887 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:45,040 This and Mom's constant criticism, I can't take much more. 888 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,043 It breaks my heart to see you upset. 889 00:52:48,877 --> 00:52:51,421 But you know, Mom... 890 00:52:53,715 --> 00:52:55,843 You know, Mom... 891 00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:57,803 You know her. 892 00:52:57,803 --> 00:52:59,763 She doesn't care about anyone. 893 00:52:59,763 --> 00:53:02,891 Phil thinks I'm a joke! 894 00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:05,269 Phil's so immature. He's an overgrown teenager. 895 00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:09,815 I'm this close to doing something I'll regret. 896 00:53:09,815 --> 00:53:12,276 You're a ticking time bomb. 897 00:53:12,276 --> 00:53:17,239 And when the bomb discovers her fuse, it's going to be explosive. 898 00:53:18,907 --> 00:53:21,410 I'm so proud of you. - It's true! 899 00:53:21,410 --> 00:53:23,537 There's more to you than I thought! 900 00:53:23,537 --> 00:53:25,455 A real bulldog. - Yes! 901 00:53:29,418 --> 00:53:31,920 Is she in heat? 902 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,090 Louison... your daughter had a big moment. 903 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:37,509 Don't ruin it like always. 904 00:53:48,770 --> 00:53:50,939 Hang on... 905 00:53:50,939 --> 00:53:55,068 I'm sorry. I can't stand seeing him with that airhead! 906 00:53:55,068 --> 00:53:59,406 Look how he smiles. It's humiliating. 907 00:53:59,406 --> 00:54:01,742 Mom, get a grip. It's not worth... 908 00:54:02,826 --> 00:54:04,244 Dad is... 909 00:54:05,871 --> 00:54:07,289 Dad is... 910 00:54:07,289 --> 00:54:09,374 Dad's like that with everyone. 911 00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:12,419 Always smiling, cheerful. An eternal optimist. 912 00:54:14,379 --> 00:54:20,969 Like Claire and Georges, rubbing their happy marriage in my face. 913 00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:25,557 Don't be fooled. They can't stand each other. 914 00:54:27,601 --> 00:54:29,811 You were on fire. 915 00:54:29,811 --> 00:54:31,355 Thanks, you're sweet. 916 00:54:33,023 --> 00:54:35,108 I almost miss being handsy. 917 00:54:35,108 --> 00:54:39,613 Huh? - Inside joke with... myself. 918 00:54:40,531 --> 00:54:44,660 ChloĆ© told me, "Give her space. Let her breathe a little." 919 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:48,205 She was worried I'd overanalyze your performance. 920 00:54:48,664 --> 00:54:51,333 Apparently, I mansplain. 921 00:54:52,084 --> 00:54:56,421 She said that? Don't worry about it! ChloĆ©'s... 922 00:54:57,798 --> 00:54:59,174 ChloĆ©'s... 923 00:54:59,842 --> 00:55:03,220 She can be so woke. 924 00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:05,722 Everything's a battle. She's a real warrior. 925 00:55:06,932 --> 00:55:09,726 Hey! My future mayor! 926 00:55:10,435 --> 00:55:14,439 I was possessed at the end... The words just came out of me! 927 00:55:14,439 --> 00:55:17,234 The results are unanimous. Everyone loves you. 928 00:55:17,234 --> 00:55:19,903 But... It's my fault because I coached you. 929 00:55:19,903 --> 00:55:22,698 They found you a bit bossy, abrasive even. 930 00:55:22,698 --> 00:55:24,449 I'm sorry. 931 00:55:24,449 --> 00:55:26,994 No! You were perfect. 932 00:55:26,994 --> 00:55:29,162 It's everyone else! "Abrasive"... 933 00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:31,290 Sometimes I'm so sweet I could be a bimbo. 934 00:55:31,290 --> 00:55:32,958 I'm the bimbo queen! 935 00:55:35,043 --> 00:55:37,087 I felt a vibration. Was it you? 936 00:55:38,422 --> 00:55:40,132 Did you start lying again? 937 00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:42,843 Of course not. 938 00:56:12,497 --> 00:56:15,501 Ah! Don't worry about it! 939 00:56:16,543 --> 00:56:17,836 What the...? 940 00:56:21,381 --> 00:56:23,258 Did you feel that? - Another wave? 941 00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,428 The one who lies like the wind is still lying? 942 00:56:26,428 --> 00:56:27,930 Usually, they stop. 943 00:56:27,930 --> 00:56:30,057 Why did she keep going? 944 00:56:30,057 --> 00:56:31,808 I don't like the smell of this. 945 00:56:31,808 --> 00:56:34,728 Sorry. When I'm stressed, I... 946 00:56:34,728 --> 00:56:36,188 A fracture in a fracture... 947 00:56:36,605 --> 00:56:38,106 A reality within a reality... 948 00:56:38,106 --> 00:56:40,943 We must find her now! 949 00:56:40,943 --> 00:56:44,196 Can't we visit the stadium quickly? In and out. 950 00:56:44,196 --> 00:56:48,575 We don't have time! If we keep changing universes... 951 00:56:48,575 --> 00:56:53,163 it could end in a big bang, but the opposite. 952 00:56:53,163 --> 00:56:54,456 A bang big! 953 00:56:55,874 --> 00:56:58,210 But the stadium's right there... 954 00:56:58,210 --> 00:56:59,503 Idiot! 955 00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:02,589 We can be tourists after we save the world! 956 00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:03,674 Dammit... 957 00:57:18,063 --> 00:57:19,064 No... 958 00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,441 No, no, no. 959 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:23,151 Dammit, Virginie! What did you do? 960 00:57:23,151 --> 00:57:24,278 What? 961 00:57:25,070 --> 00:57:26,780 Sick drip tho... 962 00:57:27,364 --> 00:57:28,532 What the fuck? 963 00:57:36,373 --> 00:57:37,666 Oh, my God! 964 00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:40,127 MISSED CALLS 965 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:43,505 I don't understand what's going on. Am I the mayor? 966 00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:45,591 You can be mayor of my heart. 967 00:57:46,717 --> 00:57:50,053 Are you okay? Can I get you some aspirin? 968 00:57:50,053 --> 00:57:51,597 No, I'll be fine. 969 00:57:52,222 --> 00:57:53,724 You seem out of breath. 970 00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:56,226 I'm trained in first aid. 971 00:57:56,602 --> 00:57:58,228 I can give you mouth-to-mouth. 972 00:58:00,147 --> 00:58:01,899 Why am I laughing? It's not funny! 973 00:58:01,899 --> 00:58:03,734 You always laugh at my jokes. 974 00:58:05,986 --> 00:58:09,031 Oh you! Silly you! This has to stop. 975 00:58:09,615 --> 00:58:15,913 I said I was the bimbo queen, so I turned into a... bimbo! 976 00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:18,332 In your world... 977 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,463 do I make your schedules? With... 978 00:58:24,463 --> 00:58:26,131 Of course! - Me? 979 00:58:26,131 --> 00:58:28,133 We're all jealous of your boyfriend Greg. 980 00:58:28,884 --> 00:58:30,886 Greg's my boyfriend? 981 00:58:31,678 --> 00:58:34,097 What about Phil? - Phil? 982 00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:39,102 So we're in, like, a multiverse, 983 00:58:39,102 --> 00:58:41,605 and it's not usually like this... so it makes me sad. 984 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:42,856 It's... 985 00:58:43,732 --> 00:58:45,901 I'm going to try to talk normal. 986 00:58:46,944 --> 00:58:48,612 And I can't. 987 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,697 Words are hard! 988 00:58:55,869 --> 00:58:57,788 In the multiverse... 989 00:58:58,789 --> 00:59:01,792 A multiverse is like... 990 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:03,085 Forget it. 991 00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:05,087 ChloĆ©! 992 00:59:06,588 --> 00:59:07,798 Miss Woke 2025. 993 00:59:07,798 --> 00:59:12,511 Virginie, where's your phone? I've been trying to reach you. 994 00:59:12,511 --> 00:59:14,137 She's going through something. 995 00:59:14,137 --> 00:59:16,849 I think she can speak for herself. - Sure, but-- 996 00:59:16,849 --> 00:59:20,394 Don't let yourself be dominated by the hegemony of patriarchy. 997 00:59:20,394 --> 00:59:22,563 The hegemony of patriarchy! 998 00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:24,481 Isn't that a Loco Locass song? 999 00:59:24,982 --> 00:59:27,442 ChloĆ©, I don't know what's going on. 1000 00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:30,237 I talk in this voice, and I laugh at dad jokes. 1001 00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,823 And... I don't think I'm running for mayor anymore. 1002 00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:34,449 Is Dominic still running? 1003 00:59:34,992 --> 00:59:36,410 Yes, he's still running. 1004 00:59:36,410 --> 00:59:38,453 Do you think he'd be a bad mayor because he's Black? 1005 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:42,499 No. 1006 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,543 Wrong girl! 1007 00:59:45,961 --> 00:59:47,337 Slay! 1008 00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:49,756 Dominic? Dominic. 1009 00:59:49,756 --> 00:59:53,177 I just want to say I'm touched by your resilience, 1010 00:59:53,177 --> 00:59:55,888 knowing what your people endured through the years, 1011 00:59:55,888 --> 01:00:01,435 at the mercy of the white man, wrists scarred by the chains of the past... 1012 01:00:01,435 --> 01:00:02,853 Not today, ChloĆ©. 1013 01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:04,646 Enough with the speeches. 1014 01:00:05,147 --> 01:00:09,026 A gay woman shouldn't say that, Katy. 1015 01:00:09,735 --> 01:00:12,487 If anyone should know about oppression, it's you. 1016 01:00:12,487 --> 01:00:17,701 What does my sexual orientation have to do with my qualifications? 1017 01:00:17,701 --> 01:00:20,287 Oh, oh! Stop! I don't like fighting. 1018 01:00:21,163 --> 01:00:22,915 I'm so sorry. 1019 01:00:22,915 --> 01:00:26,460 My white privilege is making it awkward. 1020 01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:29,213 No worries. You make do with what you have, 1021 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,258 the genes of colonizers, all thugs and whores, 1022 01:00:33,258 --> 01:00:37,262 whereas I'm descended from African kings 1023 01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:40,390 that lets me rise above your shit! 1024 01:00:41,308 --> 01:00:42,434 Oh, my God! 1025 01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:45,395 Colonizers... 1026 01:00:47,272 --> 01:00:48,440 Oh, my God! 1027 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,193 Colonizers... 1028 01:00:51,193 --> 01:00:55,280 ChloĆ©, I think it's my fault you're woke. 1029 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,449 No, these are my values. 1030 01:00:57,449 --> 01:01:02,120 Since I became dumb, people are nicer to me and it's confusing! 1031 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,831 Sister, don't ever call yourself dumb. 1032 01:01:05,832 --> 01:01:07,459 Come on, it's urgent. 1033 01:01:07,459 --> 01:01:08,669 No! Virginie... 1034 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:09,878 This way. 1035 01:01:10,879 --> 01:01:13,423 I'm one brain cell away from being legally disabled. 1036 01:01:13,882 --> 01:01:18,095 Hi! It's Virginie. How does this work? Leave a message? 1037 01:01:18,971 --> 01:01:20,472 Yo, Virg! The fuck? 1038 01:01:20,472 --> 01:01:21,974 I never say "yo!" 1039 01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:25,602 This is wack as shit. 1040 01:01:25,602 --> 01:01:28,897 Why do I talk like that? For real, it's sus as fuck! 1041 01:01:30,232 --> 01:01:32,025 Call me back, baby girl. 1042 01:01:32,901 --> 01:01:36,405 You're my queen. My "styfe". My main squeeze. 1043 01:01:38,282 --> 01:01:39,449 No side dish. Fuck! 1044 01:01:39,449 --> 01:01:40,659 I've had it! 1045 01:01:44,872 --> 01:01:47,416 This nightmare won't end. 1046 01:01:47,416 --> 01:01:49,501 The cops are looking for you. Your sister is-- 1047 01:01:49,501 --> 01:01:52,087 A ticking time bomb! - How'd you know? 1048 01:01:52,087 --> 01:01:54,464 It's all my fault! - We need to hurry. 1049 01:01:55,757 --> 01:01:58,468 I told you I was a bimbo. It's a lie. 1050 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:02,389 Why are you telling me this? 1051 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:04,600 I think I'm forgetting something. 1052 01:02:07,144 --> 01:02:08,478 What're you doing? 1053 01:02:08,896 --> 01:02:10,689 I'm looking in my head. 1054 01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:13,358 Yes! I apologize. 1055 01:02:16,445 --> 01:02:17,863 Ah, yes! 1056 01:02:17,863 --> 01:02:20,991 Your sister's at the bank where your mother works 1057 01:02:20,991 --> 01:02:22,743 and she's holding everyone hostage. 1058 01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:26,079 If you don't get my father and my fucking sister... 1059 01:02:27,873 --> 01:02:29,708 and my shrink... 1060 01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:32,085 I'll blow the whole place up, got it? 1061 01:02:32,878 --> 01:02:34,421 Don't move! 1062 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:37,216 This is all my fault. - Mental health is a real issue-- 1063 01:02:37,216 --> 01:02:40,969 I just wanted to cheer people up, but I altered the multiverse. 1064 01:02:40,969 --> 01:02:43,263 You know multiverse theory? 1065 01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:46,391 I don't know it, we're in it! 1066 01:02:46,391 --> 01:02:48,727 Virginie! Hi! 1067 01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:50,437 Come say hi? 1068 01:02:52,064 --> 01:02:55,025 Hi! Sorry, I'm in a hurry, we're-- 1069 01:02:55,025 --> 01:02:57,361 You're so beautiful. - What are you-- 1070 01:02:58,237 --> 01:02:59,738 Assault! 1071 01:02:59,738 --> 01:03:01,240 Oh, no! 1072 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,868 Ever heard of consent? Die, aggressor! 1073 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:06,286 ChloĆ©, it's Greg! 1074 01:03:06,286 --> 01:03:07,579 Greg? - Greg! 1075 01:03:07,579 --> 01:03:08,997 Greg... Greg? 1076 01:03:08,997 --> 01:03:10,666 Greg, Greg. - Greg. 1077 01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:12,209 Your boyfriend? 1078 01:03:13,418 --> 01:03:15,295 Sorry! 1079 01:03:15,838 --> 01:03:18,590 I didn't know. 1080 01:03:18,590 --> 01:03:20,592 It's OK. - Not really. 1081 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:23,762 Greg, I need to tell you something. - OK. 1082 01:03:23,762 --> 01:03:25,472 Are we still going to wrestling tonight? 1083 01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:28,600 Wrestling? I love wrestling. 1084 01:03:31,103 --> 01:03:32,437 I love you. 1085 01:03:33,647 --> 01:03:36,942 Just ask permission before making physical contact. 1086 01:03:36,942 --> 01:03:40,070 Male. Dominator. Greg. Sorry. 1087 01:03:48,871 --> 01:03:50,038 See you later! 1088 01:03:52,457 --> 01:03:54,126 I'm dating Greg? 1089 01:03:54,126 --> 01:03:57,212 Yeah, I hate to watch you submit to-- 1090 01:03:57,212 --> 01:04:01,717 I told you ChloĆ© was mega woke. It's a lie. I apologize. 1091 01:04:05,053 --> 01:04:07,890 I love his walk. So masculine. 1092 01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:10,142 Sometimes, a cis man really does the job. 1093 01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:12,019 Let's go! - Right! 1094 01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:16,481 Now, call your dad. I can't come with you because-- 1095 01:04:16,481 --> 01:04:18,734 Hey, Virg! - Phil? 1096 01:04:19,276 --> 01:04:21,195 Hey, it's the Subway guy! You know him? 1097 01:04:23,155 --> 01:04:25,490 You fuckin' kept that shit up, bro! 1098 01:04:25,490 --> 01:04:27,868 Get it! You be lying, yo! 1099 01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:30,454 Check your BFF, dude! 1100 01:04:30,454 --> 01:04:32,164 The multithingy flipped again! 1101 01:04:32,164 --> 01:04:33,498 You know what I'm saying? 1102 01:04:33,498 --> 01:04:38,045 My brother stopped lying, but you just straight up kept going. 1103 01:04:38,045 --> 01:04:40,047 Why didn't you stop? 1104 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:44,676 And who'd you tell I dressed like Pete Davidson? 1105 01:04:44,676 --> 01:04:46,512 Julie, I think. 1106 01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:48,347 Mad pissed! 1107 01:04:48,347 --> 01:04:49,640 I'm freaking out! 1108 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:53,310 I tried to stop, but everyone was upset after the debate and... 1109 01:04:53,310 --> 01:04:55,812 Word. - I needed to reassure them. 1110 01:04:55,812 --> 01:04:56,897 Mos' def. 1111 01:04:56,897 --> 01:04:59,566 Everything's weird and I have a new boyfriend-- 1112 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:01,109 What? 1113 01:05:01,109 --> 01:05:04,279 You got a new boy? I can't listen to myself anymore! 1114 01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:07,574 I don't love him. I didn't decide, the multiverse did. 1115 01:05:09,451 --> 01:05:10,577 Who is it? 1116 01:05:10,577 --> 01:05:11,703 Greg. 1117 01:05:11,703 --> 01:05:12,955 Fucking knew it! 1118 01:05:12,955 --> 01:05:14,790 It's not important. 1119 01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:16,959 Yo, it's fucking important! 1120 01:05:16,959 --> 01:05:21,547 You fuck around with a new lover and I just lay low and forget about it? 1121 01:05:21,547 --> 01:05:24,216 Enough! I'm not arguing with Jack Harlow. 1122 01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:28,303 I know, it's wack. - ...this close to youth prison. 1123 01:05:28,303 --> 01:05:29,638 I know! 1124 01:05:29,638 --> 01:05:32,724 I'm mad pissed too, but deep down... 1125 01:05:33,684 --> 01:05:36,353 I hate that you're with Greg! 1126 01:05:36,353 --> 01:05:38,564 Phil... Phil! 1127 01:05:40,274 --> 01:05:41,775 Tone! 1128 01:05:43,694 --> 01:05:45,696 PHIL, WTF, I'M AT THE STUDIO TO PRACTICE OUR CHOREO! 1129 01:05:46,864 --> 01:05:50,325 Yo, gotta flex. I'm rehearsing choreo with my boy Mael. 1130 01:05:50,325 --> 01:05:51,535 Who's Mael? 1131 01:05:51,535 --> 01:05:53,453 No fucking clue, but I'm out. 1132 01:05:53,453 --> 01:05:56,123 Phil, stay! My sister's about to blow up-- 1133 01:05:56,123 --> 01:05:57,207 You're not my mom! 1134 01:05:57,207 --> 01:05:58,917 Hey! - I'm sorry... 1135 01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,962 It's just... I always wanna do the opposite. 1136 01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:06,592 Fuck twelve and all that shit. 1137 01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:09,052 Baby girl! 1138 01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:13,265 Dad? - Hi, sweetie! 1139 01:06:13,265 --> 01:06:15,934 Are you at the bank? - No, I was just on my way. 1140 01:06:15,934 --> 01:06:19,605 But I realized I have a flat! 1141 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,441 I'll pick you up. - Sounds good. 1142 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:28,405 Police have set up a security perimeter around the bank in St-Valran, 1143 01:06:28,405 --> 01:06:31,033 where a young woman has taken her mother and several clients hostage. 1144 01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:33,368 Don't move! 1145 01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:36,205 Life is good, life is good 1146 01:06:36,205 --> 01:06:39,082 When it rains, life is good 1147 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:41,960 The sun shines down, life is good 1148 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,254 Yes, life is good 1149 01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:47,633 Dad! We need to hurry! 1150 01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:49,510 Relax! 1151 01:06:50,511 --> 01:06:53,305 Enjoy! - Julie took Mom hostage. 1152 01:06:53,305 --> 01:06:58,560 I welcome a good hostage-taking. 1153 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,063 I take the negative, and turn it into a positive. 1154 01:07:01,063 --> 01:07:04,942 It's an opportunity for some quality time together. 1155 01:07:04,942 --> 01:07:07,903 "Quality time"... People could die! 1156 01:07:07,903 --> 01:07:11,281 You're right. I'll go make sandwiches. 1157 01:07:11,281 --> 01:07:12,783 No, no, no! 1158 01:07:13,158 --> 01:07:16,870 You can't resolve a hostage crisis on an empty stomach. 1159 01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:18,539 Sure I can! - If we can't picnic 1160 01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:22,960 on a beautiful day like today, when can we? 1161 01:07:25,504 --> 01:07:28,549 Life is good... 1162 01:07:29,174 --> 01:07:30,634 Are they coming? 1163 01:07:30,634 --> 01:07:32,970 Julie, trust me, they're on their way. 1164 01:07:32,970 --> 01:07:34,513 I have other demands. 1165 01:07:34,513 --> 01:07:36,640 A Coke for my mom. 1166 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,809 And a vegetarian pizza. - OK. 1167 01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:40,686 No broccoli. - Yes, Julie. 1168 01:07:42,729 --> 01:07:46,233 You won't believe this. 1169 01:07:46,733 --> 01:07:48,777 I forgot the dip! 1170 01:07:49,361 --> 01:07:51,321 I have carrots, but no dip! 1171 01:07:51,321 --> 01:07:53,782 Do you understand the situation? 1172 01:07:53,782 --> 01:07:55,492 Of course, sweetie. 1173 01:07:55,492 --> 01:07:58,453 Our family's gonna air out a big load of dirty laundry. 1174 01:07:58,453 --> 01:08:00,455 People could be injured! - Injured! 1175 01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:04,418 Our healthcare is unique, exceptional and free. 1176 01:08:04,418 --> 01:08:07,129 We don't know how lucky we are. 1177 01:08:07,129 --> 01:08:08,297 So lucky, yeah. 1178 01:08:08,297 --> 01:08:11,008 In life, you need to see both sides. 1179 01:08:11,008 --> 01:08:13,802 There's the bright side and the brighter side. 1180 01:08:13,802 --> 01:08:15,137 Get in the car! 1181 01:08:15,137 --> 01:08:18,724 Life is good... 1182 01:08:19,474 --> 01:08:21,602 And when it rains... 1183 01:08:21,602 --> 01:08:23,687 Yo, Mael! - Bro, where were you? 1184 01:08:24,854 --> 01:08:28,901 Sorry, bro, but can I ask, like... who are you? 1185 01:08:28,901 --> 01:08:32,029 Ah, man! You're fucking wack! Cut the crap. 1186 01:08:32,029 --> 01:08:34,156 Let's smash this choreo! 1187 01:08:34,156 --> 01:08:39,036 Yo, dude! This is gonna sound super weird, but... I'm missing a few pieces. 1188 01:08:39,036 --> 01:08:41,330 Can you gimme a quick refresh? 1189 01:08:41,705 --> 01:08:43,582 The dance for my TikTok! 1190 01:08:43,582 --> 01:08:46,585 You getting greedy? Fixing to steal the sponsors? 1191 01:08:46,585 --> 01:08:49,962 Yo! Chill the fuck out, Jake Paul, OK? 1192 01:08:49,962 --> 01:08:54,009 Mad respect for your skills, but I don't give a fuck about sponsors. 1193 01:08:54,009 --> 01:08:55,761 Get off my back, brap! 1194 01:08:55,761 --> 01:08:59,765 I know I can make better content than you, bro. 1195 01:08:59,765 --> 01:09:02,600 I took a film class in college. I'm legit! 1196 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,270 Man! What're you fucking talking about? 1197 01:09:05,770 --> 01:09:08,273 I have no idea what we're saying! 1198 01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:10,567 The fuck? 1199 01:09:11,359 --> 01:09:13,487 We're gonna wreck this choreo! 1200 01:09:26,082 --> 01:09:28,042 Whoa! Whoa! 1201 01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:49,022 Move over! - Shut up! 1202 01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:57,823 This is her sister and her father. 1203 01:09:57,823 --> 01:09:59,950 She wants to talk to you. 1204 01:10:02,578 --> 01:10:04,162 Hello! 1205 01:10:04,162 --> 01:10:06,373 Julie, how are you? 1206 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:10,085 Super! You? - I could be better. 1207 01:10:10,085 --> 01:10:13,881 By the way, Phil's not an overgrown teenager, it was a lie. I apologize. 1208 01:10:20,429 --> 01:10:22,306 They want to know your demands. 1209 01:10:22,306 --> 01:10:24,016 Yes. - Demands... 1210 01:10:24,016 --> 01:10:26,185 That's all she has! 1211 01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:28,687 What are they? - Go ahead. 1212 01:10:29,688 --> 01:10:31,940 I demand my mother's love. 1213 01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:33,358 Your mother's love? 1214 01:10:33,358 --> 01:10:34,610 That's beautiful! 1215 01:10:34,610 --> 01:10:35,819 Her mother's love. 1216 01:10:35,819 --> 01:10:38,197 I said I wouldn't cry... 1217 01:10:38,197 --> 01:10:42,618 And another chance to go on The Voice. 1218 01:10:42,618 --> 01:10:45,621 Julie Gauthier is holding several hostages. 1219 01:10:45,621 --> 01:10:51,293 Yes, that Julie Gauthier, from the infamous viral video. 1220 01:10:51,293 --> 01:10:53,128 Turn your damn chairs! 1221 01:10:55,839 --> 01:10:57,424 How's it going, my love? 1222 01:10:58,592 --> 01:10:59,676 Tense. 1223 01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:03,013 Are you going in? - I have to. 1224 01:11:03,013 --> 01:11:04,306 I'm worried, babe! 1225 01:11:04,306 --> 01:11:05,432 Virginie! 1226 01:11:06,099 --> 01:11:10,270 You've got to stop lying or the multiverse will flip again. 1227 01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:12,147 I know! - Zero lies. 1228 01:11:12,147 --> 01:11:13,482 I think you can trust her. 1229 01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:15,317 Thanks, Greg. 1230 01:11:15,317 --> 01:11:18,153 Stay out of this, OK? You're sleeping with my girlfriend! 1231 01:11:18,153 --> 01:11:19,655 Are you sleeping with him? 1232 01:11:20,405 --> 01:11:22,157 I'd imagine. 1233 01:11:22,157 --> 01:11:24,952 New multiverse and you cheat on me with just anyone? 1234 01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:26,620 I'm not just anyone. I'm Greg. 1235 01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:29,748 Wow! I have a new son in law! 1236 01:11:29,748 --> 01:11:32,709 I left my manners at home! I'm Serge. 1237 01:11:32,709 --> 01:11:34,253 Greg. - Pleasure, Greg! 1238 01:11:34,253 --> 01:11:36,296 Who'd you tell you were dating him? 1239 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:40,884 I don't remember lying about Greg. 1240 01:11:42,010 --> 01:11:44,555 Then why are you with him? 1241 01:11:44,555 --> 01:11:48,767 Maybe because you said you wanted a break? 1242 01:11:49,893 --> 01:11:52,980 You don't love me anymore? 1243 01:11:55,941 --> 01:12:00,153 I do, but maybe since he loves me as I am, 1244 01:12:00,153 --> 01:12:03,156 as both a bimbo and a wrestling fan... 1245 01:12:05,367 --> 01:12:07,286 I love you a little less. 1246 01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:13,500 That's tough to hear. 1247 01:12:14,042 --> 01:12:15,335 It's tough to say. 1248 01:12:15,836 --> 01:12:18,297 I like being dominated every now and then. 1249 01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:21,091 Me too, I love you as you are. 1250 01:12:21,091 --> 01:12:25,262 You acted like I was a psycho and told my sisters' shrink. 1251 01:12:25,929 --> 01:12:28,015 There's that, but-- - Excuse me. 1252 01:12:28,974 --> 01:12:30,976 She's ready to see you. 1253 01:12:47,576 --> 01:12:48,994 Julie! Oh my God! 1254 01:12:50,829 --> 01:12:52,998 It looks great in here! 1255 01:12:52,998 --> 01:12:55,000 I love what they've done with the place. 1256 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:59,505 Do you really think we care, Serge? 1257 01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:01,924 What's he doing here? - Be quiet! 1258 01:13:01,924 --> 01:13:03,842 I asked him to come. 1259 01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:06,637 We'll sit down for family therapy... 1260 01:13:06,637 --> 01:13:08,514 Or I'll blow us to hell! 1261 01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:11,808 That's right, kiddo! Go for it! 1262 01:13:11,808 --> 01:13:16,355 No! I said you're a ticking bomb and mom doesn't care. 1263 01:13:16,355 --> 01:13:20,567 Mom, Dad is not an optimist. They're all lies! I apologize. 1264 01:13:23,445 --> 01:13:25,864 We're still here? I don't understand. 1265 01:13:25,864 --> 01:13:27,533 Shut up, you! 1266 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,826 I told you I'd do something I'll regret! 1267 01:13:29,826 --> 01:13:31,495 No surprise there. 1268 01:13:31,495 --> 01:13:32,955 Serge... 1269 01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:35,916 Nobody takes me seriously! 1270 01:13:35,916 --> 01:13:39,211 Now, reap what you sow. 1271 01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:41,839 That was my life. 1272 01:13:42,589 --> 01:13:45,133 You didn't see it. You were Mom's favourite. 1273 01:13:45,133 --> 01:13:49,513 Eh, Virginie... Unaffected by the divorce. 1274 01:13:49,513 --> 01:13:51,557 Always nice, always pleasant. 1275 01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:56,645 I know it was hard for you, and still is, but stop this! 1276 01:13:56,645 --> 01:13:58,772 Let's talk about it. - Excuse me! 1277 01:13:58,772 --> 01:14:01,692 Can you settle it as a family and let us go? 1278 01:14:01,692 --> 01:14:07,406 No! My family ruined my life and I want you all to see it. 1279 01:14:07,406 --> 01:14:11,201 Can I sit somewhere else? He's getting on my nerves! 1280 01:14:11,201 --> 01:14:12,995 Go sit by a window! 1281 01:14:12,995 --> 01:14:15,622 Maybe a sniper will get you. 1282 01:14:15,622 --> 01:14:16,874 He wants me dead! 1283 01:14:16,874 --> 01:14:20,502 Hold that thought. I'll see you Monday. 1284 01:14:20,502 --> 01:14:24,339 Julie, you said you craved your mother's love... 1285 01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:29,928 I wasn't shown any affection. 1286 01:14:29,928 --> 01:14:32,931 It hurts to hear you say that. 1287 01:14:32,931 --> 01:14:34,892 We're proud of you! 1288 01:14:36,393 --> 01:14:38,979 I've been waiting to hear that for so long. 1289 01:14:43,233 --> 01:14:45,402 I... I... I... 1290 01:14:47,905 --> 01:15:14,598 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 1291 01:15:14,598 --> 01:15:16,683 Good! 1292 01:15:16,683 --> 01:15:18,644 I'll see you all next week. 1293 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:19,853 I'm not done! 1294 01:15:20,938 --> 01:15:23,565 I want her to crack. Make her crack! 1295 01:15:23,565 --> 01:15:24,900 Tell me what you want. 1296 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:28,820 While I was a wreck at seven, you were making pancakes. 1297 01:15:29,488 --> 01:15:33,825 She acted normal and cooked for our depressed mother. 1298 01:15:33,825 --> 01:15:36,912 She'd tell Dad to stop worrying. 1299 01:15:36,912 --> 01:15:39,748 I envied your little miss sunshine act. 1300 01:15:39,748 --> 01:15:43,293 Your fake positive attitude. 1301 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:45,420 Do your job! Make her cry! 1302 01:15:46,713 --> 01:15:47,881 Virginie... 1303 01:15:49,591 --> 01:15:53,345 Was the divorce difficult for you? 1304 01:15:53,929 --> 01:16:00,227 I wasn't happy my parents split up... but they were civil. 1305 01:16:01,228 --> 01:16:05,065 I'm sorry, but no. It wasn't difficult for me. 1306 01:16:08,902 --> 01:16:11,905 No, no, no. Virginie, no, no. 1307 01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:16,243 No sadness, Virginie? Never? 1308 01:16:16,660 --> 01:16:18,078 Not often. 1309 01:16:19,204 --> 01:16:23,000 Anger, yes. And I realized I had to stop hiding it. 1310 01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:27,462 Couldn't there be melancholy underneath? 1311 01:16:28,255 --> 01:16:29,882 Honestly, I don't think so. 1312 01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:33,719 OK, I... 1313 01:16:34,887 --> 01:16:38,307 I guess I was sad. Obviously, since... 1314 01:16:39,224 --> 01:16:42,436 Finally! Be weak! Cry, bitch! 1315 01:16:42,436 --> 01:16:46,106 I didn't feel sad... 1316 01:16:46,106 --> 01:16:48,942 It was fine. 1317 01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:52,237 Mom, the split couldn't have been easy for you. 1318 01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:57,201 You did your best while managing your depression. 1319 01:16:57,201 --> 01:16:58,827 And you, poor Dad. 1320 01:16:58,827 --> 01:17:01,330 You never wanted to break up the family! 1321 01:17:01,330 --> 01:17:03,457 You just fell in love! 1322 01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:06,710 So, I was fine making pancakes. 1323 01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:09,296 I wasn't depressed. 1324 01:17:09,296 --> 01:17:11,590 I never felt guilty. 1325 01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:15,969 What's happening? I can't stop. 1326 01:17:20,682 --> 01:17:22,142 It went off by itself. 1327 01:17:23,018 --> 01:17:24,645 The gun shot itself. 1328 01:17:32,861 --> 01:17:35,030 I don't get it. 1329 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:40,035 Nothing ever works out for me. 1330 01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:42,371 This was my day! 1331 01:17:44,039 --> 01:17:46,583 I'll get help. - Don't move! 1332 01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:47,918 Hurry! 1333 01:17:47,918 --> 01:17:48,961 Virginie, Virginie! 1334 01:17:51,255 --> 01:17:53,090 We need help! 1335 01:17:55,634 --> 01:17:57,386 Crap... 1336 01:18:02,182 --> 01:18:04,601 My girlfriend's still inside! 1337 01:18:05,102 --> 01:18:07,479 My sister...? 1338 01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:09,189 At the hospital. 1339 01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:11,108 My love! 1340 01:18:11,108 --> 01:18:13,110 I don't think I'm fine. 1341 01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:16,280 Stay with us! Find your first lie. 1342 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:23,495 Still don't know my first lie, but seems I had an unhappy childhood. 1343 01:18:23,495 --> 01:18:25,163 I'm sorry. 1344 01:18:25,163 --> 01:18:27,791 It's OK. 1345 01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:31,336 I want you to know. I love you just as you are. 1346 01:18:31,336 --> 01:18:33,589 Kind... or in Rambo mode. 1347 01:18:33,589 --> 01:18:35,674 I love both! 1348 01:18:35,674 --> 01:18:38,218 Me too, Virg. I-- - Please, Greg! 1349 01:18:38,218 --> 01:18:41,680 She's lost too much blood, we're losing her. 1350 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:43,098 Losing her? 1351 01:18:43,098 --> 01:18:46,727 She won't make it. - Take her to the hospital! 1352 01:18:46,727 --> 01:18:49,104 Don't worry, it's not that bad. 1353 01:18:50,522 --> 01:18:52,774 Don't worry about me... I'm doing great... 1354 01:18:55,861 --> 01:18:57,029 Yes. 1355 01:18:57,738 --> 01:19:01,116 That's it... Lie! Lie! - What? 1356 01:19:01,783 --> 01:19:04,494 Lie like you've never lied before! 1357 01:19:04,494 --> 01:19:06,538 When the multiverse switches, you'll be fine! 1358 01:19:06,538 --> 01:19:08,373 Good idea, baby. 1359 01:19:08,373 --> 01:19:10,125 Lie as much as you can! 1360 01:19:10,125 --> 01:19:11,543 Wait. 1361 01:19:12,044 --> 01:19:13,921 My parents never divorced. 1362 01:19:14,713 --> 01:19:17,216 They're crazy in love. 1363 01:19:18,550 --> 01:19:20,552 My sister is super zen. 1364 01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:23,222 It's working! Keep going! 1365 01:19:23,222 --> 01:19:25,599 Try not to talk. 1366 01:19:25,599 --> 01:19:26,683 Keep going! 1367 01:19:26,683 --> 01:19:29,353 My in-laws are fulfilled sexually. 1368 01:19:30,812 --> 01:19:37,069 They are in a throuple with... 1369 01:19:38,987 --> 01:19:40,989 Dominic. - More. 1370 01:19:40,989 --> 01:19:44,201 ChloĆ©'s in love with me. - That's it! 1371 01:19:44,201 --> 01:19:46,870 My life is... 1372 01:19:47,704 --> 01:19:52,167 My life is a reality show. 1373 01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:56,839 I never lie. 1374 01:19:56,839 --> 01:19:58,465 I have no filter. 1375 01:19:59,967 --> 01:20:01,343 I'm always honest. 1376 01:20:11,645 --> 01:20:13,564 It worked! 1377 01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:17,317 Are you kidding me? 1378 01:20:24,741 --> 01:20:27,119 VIRGINIE SAYS I DO 1379 01:20:27,744 --> 01:20:33,876 We had reservations about her doing the show. 1380 01:20:33,876 --> 01:20:35,586 But that's Virginie. 1381 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:45,179 Virginie Gauthier, do you take... this man whose name is... 1382 01:20:45,929 --> 01:20:48,557 At first, I was just happy she was alive. 1383 01:20:49,892 --> 01:20:51,727 But, him again! 1384 01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:53,228 Greg. - Greg. 1385 01:20:53,228 --> 01:20:54,605 Derry. - Derry. 1386 01:20:54,605 --> 01:20:57,482 Greg Derry. ...forever. 1387 01:21:07,117 --> 01:21:08,702 OK, time out! 1388 01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:10,621 You're cute, but boring as hell. 1389 01:21:12,706 --> 01:21:17,044 Awkward! I wouldn't want to be him. 1390 01:21:17,044 --> 01:21:19,338 My God, I'm sorry. 1391 01:21:19,338 --> 01:21:21,840 It's OK. You're nervous. 1392 01:21:22,424 --> 01:21:24,760 Woah! Woah! 1393 01:21:25,093 --> 01:21:26,720 Are you OK, baby? 1394 01:21:27,513 --> 01:21:28,972 Baby... 1395 01:21:43,612 --> 01:21:47,074 When she hesitated, I thought... 1396 01:21:47,074 --> 01:21:49,660 And I shouldn't say this, but... 1397 01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:52,538 Is she thinking of me? 1398 01:22:11,765 --> 01:22:14,852 More goddamn lies coming true! 1399 01:22:16,311 --> 01:22:17,563 Makes sense. 1400 01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,356 But not you! 1401 01:22:19,356 --> 01:22:22,025 I never said anything about you! I don't get it! 1402 01:22:22,025 --> 01:22:23,735 I don't get it, either. 1403 01:22:24,736 --> 01:22:28,740 Virginie, are you ready to marry... Gordon? 1404 01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:31,118 Greg. - Greg. 1405 01:22:31,118 --> 01:22:33,328 When we met, I said, "Hi! I'm Greg." 1406 01:22:33,328 --> 01:22:35,956 She said, "I'm Virginie." 1407 01:22:35,956 --> 01:22:37,833 I knew she was the one. 1408 01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:41,336 It's beautiful! I'm really happy. 1409 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:46,925 My best friend, to whom I confessed my love, is getting married. 1410 01:22:54,474 --> 01:22:57,853 I'm really happy for her. 1411 01:22:57,853 --> 01:22:59,605 I really am! 1412 01:23:02,316 --> 01:23:05,152 We're the parents of her ex. - Not me. 1413 01:23:05,777 --> 01:23:08,614 Dominic came later. 1414 01:23:08,614 --> 01:23:11,575 He adds the salt to our relationship. - Pepper. 1415 01:23:12,284 --> 01:23:13,493 Oh yeah! 1416 01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:17,331 People ask if it's hard to be in a throuple. 1417 01:23:17,331 --> 01:23:21,043 Monogamy is a fairly recent Western concept. 1418 01:23:21,043 --> 01:23:23,378 It's very rare in nature. 1419 01:23:23,378 --> 01:23:25,506 But this comes naturally. 1420 01:23:33,430 --> 01:23:36,016 Virginie, do you-- 1421 01:23:36,016 --> 01:23:37,726 No, I can't. Sorry! 1422 01:23:40,812 --> 01:23:42,314 Virg! What's going on? 1423 01:23:42,314 --> 01:23:43,398 I don't love you! 1424 01:23:44,775 --> 01:23:47,778 It's rough, in front of everyone... 1425 01:23:47,778 --> 01:23:49,446 I love all of you. 1426 01:23:49,446 --> 01:23:50,531 Well, not me. 1427 01:23:51,698 --> 01:23:52,908 Bye. 1428 01:23:54,493 --> 01:23:56,036 That's Virginie! 1429 01:23:56,036 --> 01:23:58,121 This nightmare won't end. 1430 01:23:59,873 --> 01:24:01,500 Phil, come on! 1431 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,793 That's my Virginie. 1432 01:24:02,793 --> 01:24:04,670 What are you doing? 1433 01:24:04,670 --> 01:24:06,797 I can't pretend I love him. 1434 01:24:06,797 --> 01:24:09,675 You might have realized sooner. 1435 01:24:09,675 --> 01:24:13,470 Says the dad who ran off with a younger woman. 1436 01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:16,098 What are you talking about? 1437 01:24:16,098 --> 01:24:18,684 The multiverse. He won't get that one. 1438 01:24:18,684 --> 01:24:20,060 Think of his family. 1439 01:24:20,060 --> 01:24:23,730 I'm not marrying a boring guy for his family. 1440 01:24:25,774 --> 01:24:28,277 I thought, "She's been thinking... 1441 01:24:28,277 --> 01:24:30,404 She realized... it was me all along." 1442 01:24:30,404 --> 01:24:31,738 Maybe... 1443 01:24:32,823 --> 01:24:34,533 I'm sorry, Greg. 1444 01:24:35,576 --> 01:24:36,994 I'm so blunt! 1445 01:24:36,994 --> 01:24:40,455 It's charming! And it really turns me on. 1446 01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:43,250 I can't even pretend anymore. 1447 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,877 I can't hold anything in. 1448 01:24:44,877 --> 01:24:47,671 Julie, you're not gifted, you're annoying. 1449 01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:51,508 I was like, "What's going on?" 1450 01:24:51,508 --> 01:24:54,761 Mom, stop sending me monkeys dressed as humans videos! 1451 01:24:55,554 --> 01:24:58,473 Paul, I had a crush on you when I was young. 1452 01:24:58,473 --> 01:25:00,851 I used to think of you and touch myself. 1453 01:25:02,311 --> 01:25:03,604 I can't stop! 1454 01:25:04,813 --> 01:25:06,940 The problem's that... 1455 01:25:07,608 --> 01:25:08,817 I love Phil. 1456 01:25:08,817 --> 01:25:12,863 It's always complicated... I'm afraid to lose him, but... 1457 01:25:14,198 --> 01:25:15,574 Phil's the one. 1458 01:25:17,284 --> 01:25:18,535 He's the one. 1459 01:25:28,086 --> 01:25:30,797 Bravo! Love is so wonderful! 1460 01:25:35,260 --> 01:25:39,181 Phil and I have been in love for ten years! 1461 01:25:40,390 --> 01:25:42,518 Baby, say something! 1462 01:25:42,518 --> 01:25:46,522 At some point, it's like, screw it! "Thanks, Julie." 1463 01:25:46,522 --> 01:25:47,814 Thanks for everything. 1464 01:25:48,649 --> 01:25:52,027 I apologize. - What's going on? 1465 01:25:52,027 --> 01:25:54,404 I'm really sorry. You're not the problem. 1466 01:25:54,404 --> 01:25:57,574 I'm no longer happy in our relationship. 1467 01:25:58,408 --> 01:26:01,286 Sorry, everyone, but it is what it is! 1468 01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,793 That's life. 1469 01:26:07,793 --> 01:26:11,588 One big series of ups and downs. 1470 01:26:12,089 --> 01:26:15,676 One moment, you're madly in love with someone and next, 1471 01:26:15,676 --> 01:26:18,554 he runs off with your sister on TV. 1472 01:26:29,273 --> 01:26:30,941 I didn't see it coming. 1473 01:26:30,941 --> 01:26:34,528 The guests were asking, "Is the wedding off?" but... 1474 01:26:42,286 --> 01:26:45,289 Virginie's right. Life's too short. 1475 01:26:45,289 --> 01:26:47,291 You have to follow your heart. 1476 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:49,585 But it sucks for the other guy. 1477 01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:52,254 A good-looking man. What's his name again? 1478 01:26:52,254 --> 01:26:54,214 Gary? - GaĆ«l? 1479 01:26:54,214 --> 01:26:55,924 Greg. Pleasure. 1480 01:26:55,924 --> 01:26:57,634 Greg! 1481 01:27:01,722 --> 01:27:02,890 OK! 1482 01:27:03,807 --> 01:27:05,559 We need to undo everything. 1483 01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:09,188 For your first lie, I guess you didn't... 1484 01:27:09,188 --> 01:27:12,191 No. - OK. We'll undo them one by one. 1485 01:27:12,191 --> 01:27:14,151 The paramedics? - I don't know them. 1486 01:27:14,151 --> 01:27:16,528 Shit, shit, shit! OK... 1487 01:27:16,904 --> 01:27:18,739 We'll buy some time. 1488 01:27:18,739 --> 01:27:22,075 To get out of here, just keep lying. 1489 01:27:22,075 --> 01:27:24,369 We'll switch universes again. 1490 01:27:24,369 --> 01:27:26,121 But only good lies! 1491 01:27:26,121 --> 01:27:29,917 Like a castle with a hot tub... and a pastry bar-- 1492 01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:31,335 I can't lie. 1493 01:27:31,335 --> 01:27:33,670 You can't? - That was my last lie. 1494 01:27:33,670 --> 01:27:35,964 I'm honest now! 1495 01:27:37,633 --> 01:27:38,842 Seriously? 1496 01:27:39,510 --> 01:27:41,428 Didn't you want me to be honest? 1497 01:27:43,013 --> 01:27:45,432 Yes! 1498 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:48,685 But I might've waited for a different multiverse. 1499 01:27:48,685 --> 01:27:50,521 I know he's freaking out. 1500 01:27:50,521 --> 01:27:53,273 But I'm done making compromises. 1501 01:27:53,273 --> 01:27:55,067 I actually like having no filter. 1502 01:27:55,067 --> 01:27:57,945 It's like the debate or guns, but all the time. 1503 01:27:59,613 --> 01:28:01,114 What was that? 1504 01:28:09,831 --> 01:28:11,792 Calm down, I need to think. 1505 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,461 Wait! 1506 01:28:14,837 --> 01:28:17,089 Listen to us! Stop lying! 1507 01:28:17,089 --> 01:28:18,340 Do you speak French? 1508 01:28:20,759 --> 01:28:22,594 We don't understand you! 1509 01:28:22,594 --> 01:28:24,263 In English? Speak in English? 1510 01:28:25,389 --> 01:28:27,266 Hide the baby! 1511 01:28:27,850 --> 01:28:30,102 Stop the parabola! 1512 01:28:30,102 --> 01:28:31,436 That's worse! 1513 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,147 They should've sent more experienced monks. 1514 01:28:40,028 --> 01:28:41,113 Hello! 1515 01:28:42,531 --> 01:28:44,700 Can I help you? 1516 01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:45,993 You speak Mandarin? 1517 01:28:45,993 --> 01:28:48,829 I dated a guy in Beijing. Long story, super possessive. 1518 01:28:48,829 --> 01:28:53,417 Worked in a soup shop together until I learned he was in the Triad... 1519 01:28:53,417 --> 01:28:56,378 You must listen! There's no time! 1520 01:28:56,378 --> 01:28:57,796 What's happening? 1521 01:29:07,389 --> 01:29:10,184 He's talking about the multiverse?! 1522 01:29:10,893 --> 01:29:14,188 There were so many lies that the multiverse went haywire, 1523 01:29:14,188 --> 01:29:15,981 All the universes are merging. 1524 01:29:15,981 --> 01:29:19,318 Like a fucking big bang, but in reverse. 1525 01:29:19,318 --> 01:29:20,903 A bang big! 1526 01:29:20,903 --> 01:29:21,945 A bang big? 1527 01:29:23,363 --> 01:29:24,573 A fucking bang big! 1528 01:29:24,573 --> 01:29:25,782 Pretty cool, right? 1529 01:29:50,682 --> 01:29:53,268 We're at the end of everything. 1530 01:29:54,353 --> 01:29:59,274 The one who lies like the wind, Virginie, needs to find her first lie. 1531 01:29:59,274 --> 01:30:01,735 She doesn't remember! 1532 01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:04,571 I looked in three universes! I can't find it... 1533 01:30:15,165 --> 01:30:16,333 We're all going to die! 1534 01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:17,584 I don't want to die! 1535 01:30:17,584 --> 01:30:18,961 Me neither! 1536 01:30:18,961 --> 01:30:20,128 What? 1537 01:30:20,128 --> 01:30:21,839 I never saw the stadium! 1538 01:30:27,094 --> 01:30:28,428 For Christ's sake! 1539 01:30:30,389 --> 01:30:32,641 I told them it's not the time to panic. 1540 01:30:33,183 --> 01:30:35,561 The multiverse has a survival instinct. 1541 01:30:35,561 --> 01:30:37,479 You must surrender to it. 1542 01:30:38,188 --> 01:30:39,523 Sorry, I... 1543 01:30:42,109 --> 01:30:44,611 They're talking about pancakes?! 1544 01:30:44,611 --> 01:30:47,030 Pancakes? - We're gonna make pancakes? 1545 01:30:47,030 --> 01:30:49,366 What does that mean? - I don't know. 1546 01:30:49,366 --> 01:30:51,910 Think hard! - What do you think I'm doing? 1547 01:30:51,910 --> 01:30:54,872 We respect your emotions, but it's life or death. 1548 01:30:54,872 --> 01:30:56,748 Look at me. Breathe... 1549 01:31:02,045 --> 01:31:03,922 The monks! 1550 01:31:03,922 --> 01:31:06,717 ChloĆ©? OK. Pancakes. 1551 01:31:06,717 --> 01:31:11,054 I made pancakes as a kid. You were all sad. 1552 01:31:11,054 --> 01:31:12,264 Pancakes again? 1553 01:31:12,264 --> 01:31:14,516 I'm thinking, but you keep interrupting. 1554 01:31:14,516 --> 01:31:16,768 We don't have time! - Let her think. 1555 01:31:17,186 --> 01:31:18,687 I'm feeling rushed. 1556 01:31:18,687 --> 01:31:21,815 We don't give a shit about your feelings right now! 1557 01:31:21,815 --> 01:31:24,359 Yeah. - We're going to die! 1558 01:31:24,359 --> 01:31:26,695 That's the point! 1559 01:31:27,279 --> 01:31:29,114 My feelings matter! 1560 01:31:29,114 --> 01:31:30,282 Excuse us! 1561 01:31:30,282 --> 01:31:31,491 When you divorced... 1562 01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:33,368 We're not divorced! 1563 01:31:33,368 --> 01:31:34,578 What are you talking about? 1564 01:31:34,578 --> 01:31:36,371 Keep going. You're onto something. 1565 01:31:36,371 --> 01:31:38,123 When you divorced, 1566 01:31:39,374 --> 01:31:41,627 I didn't want you to be unhappy. 1567 01:31:41,627 --> 01:31:44,046 I'd have said anything to cheer you up. 1568 01:31:44,796 --> 01:31:45,923 That's it! 1569 01:31:46,757 --> 01:31:48,759 That's why I started lying. 1570 01:31:48,759 --> 01:31:53,430 I ignored my feelings because I couldn't bear your suffering. 1571 01:31:56,141 --> 01:31:59,603 I wish someone had cared about my feelings. 1572 01:32:00,229 --> 01:32:01,980 But I had to be strong. 1573 01:32:06,109 --> 01:32:08,070 Oh, no! No! 1574 01:32:08,070 --> 01:32:09,821 That's it, Virginie. Keep going. 1575 01:32:09,821 --> 01:32:12,449 Your father, mother, and sister didn't care about your feelings. 1576 01:32:12,991 --> 01:32:16,161 But you didn't either. 1577 01:32:16,787 --> 01:32:19,748 Every time I tried to be real, you left. 1578 01:32:19,748 --> 01:32:24,253 I couldn't even tell you I wasn't ready for a baby. 1579 01:32:25,879 --> 01:32:29,258 It's true. You're right. 1580 01:32:29,258 --> 01:32:30,717 I'm sorry. 1581 01:32:30,717 --> 01:32:34,429 It was easier to take the pill in secret, 1582 01:32:34,429 --> 01:32:37,683 to protect your feelings, as if mine were less important. 1583 01:32:38,934 --> 01:32:42,145 Hang on. That was my first lie. 1584 01:32:42,145 --> 01:32:44,439 That's what I told myself when I was little. 1585 01:32:45,607 --> 01:32:48,443 "My feelings are not as important as other people's." 1586 01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:51,363 But it was a lie. 1587 01:32:57,369 --> 01:32:59,538 I figured it out, but it's not working! 1588 01:33:07,087 --> 01:33:08,380 Oh, right... 1589 01:33:09,506 --> 01:33:10,966 I apologize. 1590 01:33:23,312 --> 01:33:24,313 Yes! 1591 01:33:31,612 --> 01:33:35,782 Baby, we... 1592 01:33:35,782 --> 01:33:39,494 ...unscrambled the fucking multiverse. 1593 01:34:01,725 --> 01:34:03,268 Sorry! Beginner. 1594 01:34:05,103 --> 01:34:06,480 Are you OK? 1595 01:34:08,232 --> 01:34:10,108 Do you like shooting? - Not at all. 1596 01:34:10,108 --> 01:34:13,153 It stinks. My ears are still ringing. 1597 01:34:13,153 --> 01:34:14,571 You don't have to come. 1598 01:34:14,571 --> 01:34:17,407 No, I like watching you shoot. You're good. 1599 01:34:18,325 --> 01:34:22,329 And you look sexy holding a gun. 1600 01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:23,705 OK... 1601 01:34:23,705 --> 01:34:30,712 I think I'm ready to loosen up. Try things. 1602 01:34:30,712 --> 01:34:32,714 I want to with you, anyway. 1603 01:34:32,714 --> 01:34:34,383 That's great, baby. 1604 01:34:34,383 --> 01:34:37,010 We could try polyamory too... 1605 01:34:37,010 --> 01:34:40,138 be intimate with other people, experiment... 1606 01:34:40,848 --> 01:34:42,599 I'm kidding. - OK. 1607 01:34:45,477 --> 01:34:47,437 Mom? - Where are you? 1608 01:34:47,437 --> 01:34:49,106 We're expecting you for dinner! 1609 01:34:49,106 --> 01:34:53,443 Sorry, but Phil and I need a little alone time. 1610 01:34:53,443 --> 01:34:56,113 Another time, OK? - No problem, sweetie. 1611 01:34:56,113 --> 01:35:00,158 Julio made a nice paella, but we can eat it tomorrow. 1612 01:35:01,618 --> 01:35:02,995 Hola, Virginie. 1613 01:35:03,954 --> 01:35:05,539 Hola, Julio? 1614 01:35:06,331 --> 01:35:08,333 Bye! Stop! 1615 01:35:11,753 --> 01:35:13,422 Bye, Mom! - Bye! 1616 01:35:14,423 --> 01:35:17,426 Looks like I didn't look after my mom as much in this multiverse, 1617 01:35:17,426 --> 01:35:21,346 She had to manage, cope with her depression, find a boyfriend. 1618 01:35:21,346 --> 01:35:23,015 Cool! 1619 01:35:25,559 --> 01:35:29,730 We can check in for our... flight tomorrow?! 1620 01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:31,982 Our flight? - Let me see. 1621 01:35:31,982 --> 01:35:34,234 Seems like we're more daring in this universe. 1622 01:35:34,234 --> 01:35:36,153 Where? - Costa Rica. 1623 01:35:36,153 --> 01:35:37,613 Costa Rica? 1624 01:35:37,613 --> 01:35:39,114 For two months! 1625 01:35:39,573 --> 01:35:40,866 Oh, my God! 1626 01:35:41,950 --> 01:35:44,995 We'll be back just in time for the provincial election. 1627 01:35:46,288 --> 01:35:47,539 I want to get involved. 1628 01:35:49,499 --> 01:35:50,792 That's great! 1629 01:35:52,544 --> 01:35:53,754 And you know what? 1630 01:35:54,254 --> 01:35:57,174 I want to get some recording equipment. 1631 01:35:57,174 --> 01:35:58,383 You do? 1632 01:35:58,383 --> 01:36:00,677 Start recording mixtapes. 1633 01:36:01,011 --> 01:36:02,596 Let's hear it! 1634 01:36:02,596 --> 01:36:04,890 Yo, yo! Hi! 1635 01:36:05,807 --> 01:36:08,685 Representing St-Valran, bia... 1636 01:36:09,102 --> 01:36:10,896 If you roll with Philly... 1637 01:36:10,896 --> 01:36:12,981 Get high on the DMT 1638 01:36:12,981 --> 01:36:14,191 Fly with my lady 1639 01:36:14,191 --> 01:36:16,360 No lies in reality 1640 01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:18,195 Like a pussy 1641 01:36:18,195 --> 01:36:20,239 Whoa! Whoa! 1642 01:36:20,239 --> 01:36:21,365 No. 1643 01:36:21,365 --> 01:36:23,450 Maybe a little. 1644 01:36:23,450 --> 01:36:24,660 Who knows? 1645 01:36:28,038 --> 01:36:32,918 In this reality, where do we stand on our project? 1646 01:36:34,837 --> 01:36:37,548 We'll have time to think about it in Costa Rica. 1647 01:36:41,510 --> 01:36:42,678 I love you. 1648 01:36:43,637 --> 01:36:45,138 I love you, baby wolf. 1649 01:36:51,854 --> 01:36:53,981 Virginie! Phil! 1650 01:36:58,318 --> 01:37:00,195 Aw, fuck this! 1651 01:37:00,195 --> 01:37:03,407 DIRECTED BY 1652 01:37:03,407 --> 01:37:05,117 WRITTEN BY 1653 01:37:05,117 --> 01:37:06,577 BASED ON A STORY BY 1654 01:37:06,577 --> 01:37:09,788 PRODUCED BY 1655 01:37:43,906 --> 01:37:46,992 WITH THE PARTICIPATION OF 1656 01:37:46,992 --> 01:37:49,995 DEVELOPMENT PRODUCERS 1657 01:37:50,495 --> 01:37:53,248 DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY 1658 01:37:53,248 --> 01:37:56,460 EDITED BY 1659 01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:59,671 ARTISTIC DIRECTOR 1660 01:37:59,671 --> 01:38:02,841 COSTUME DESIGNER 1661 01:38:03,300 --> 01:38:05,969 KEY HAIRSTYLIST KEY MAKEUP ARTIST 1662 01:38:05,969 --> 01:38:08,764 ORIGINAL MUSIC BY 1663 01:38:09,181 --> 01:38:12,059 SOUND MIXING AND SOUND DESIGN 1664 01:38:12,059 --> 01:38:15,187 CASTING 1665 01:38:15,187 --> 01:38:18,315 LINE PRODUCER 1666 01:38:18,315 --> 01:38:20,275 FIRST ASSISTANT DIRECTOR PRODUCTION MANAGER 1667 01:38:21,443 --> 01:38:24,571 POST-PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR 1668 01:38:24,571 --> 01:38:27,908 COMPULSIVE LIAR 2 117238

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