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What are we going to tell them?

The truth?

No.

Can't we just say we have to go?

Where? You know, we've been just in L .A. and we're going out for an all

-nighter. We can't take our wives, we can't tell them where we're going.

Pretty good idea.

Fine.

You coming up with something better?

Okay, I got it. What would you like?

Some bread.

And just play along, okay?

So where have you been? I'm starving.

Look, darling, we got some bad news for you.

I know that we promised you that we were going to go out.

What do you mean, bro?

I didn't come to Los Angeles only to go to your buddy's marriage.

I want to go out. You want to see Los Angeles, don't you?

Yes, honey, I know.

But this is a major crisis. Yes, major.

What are you talking about?

The whole wedding might be called off.

The whole wedding?

What happened?

Well, it's Andrew.

You know, I told you how he is.

He's very nervous.

I don't remember.

Yes, yes, he's very, very nervous. Yeah, he wants to cancel the wedding. He

wants to call it off.

So let him call it off. He's not sure. It's better to don't do it.

No, no, no.

They love each other.

They're going out for ages.

He always do this. Yeah, yeah. When we were at school, he tried to get the

multiplying test cancelled because he got nervous.

So, what are you going to do?

Well, what any good friends would do. We are going over to his house and

convince him he's making a big mistake by calling it off.

That's why we can't go out tonight.

But you girls have fun anywhere.

You can call... Room service.

Yes, the room service, correct. And you can look TV.

But... All right, honey. I know you're right. We can't just leave you like

That wouldn't be fair, would it, Doug?

Huh?

How about if we tire you out a little bit and then...

Leave you to rest with the TV and the other stuff.

Oh, baby, don't be mad.

Not the first time you've seen this.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hey, Morgan, look at the time. We must go now.

Oh, yeah. We better run. Otherwise, who knows what Andrew might do.

So you both can get early and look perfect for the wedding tomorrow, okay?

Hey, I love you, honey.

Thank you.

And don't wait up, okay?

Screw this.

I didn't come to Los Angeles on a 12 -hour flight to sit around.

What are you thinking?

You want to go out to a party? What about guys?

They don't have to know.

You know, they told us that we don't have to stay up for them.

And it's still early.

You know, let's go out in Los Angeles and have some fun.

And I'm sure, you know, when they come back, they don't suspect anything.

I don't know.

I don't have any money.

And I go to the change in the bank, French francs or dollars.

Oh, my God.

What are you thinking?

That a couple of cute chicks like us cannot get around to Los Angeles without

any money?

I mean, don't you remember how we made it to the Riviera?

When we were in high school?

Yes, when we were in high school. We are married now.

Well, I don't care.

I didn't get dressed up like this to sit around.

I'm going out.

Why didn't you go to the bathroom?

Why didn't you go to the bathroom?

Because we didn't have to.

I don't know what we can do.

You know, we can potentially work one of these big buildings and we can use the

bathroom. Okay, let's do it.

Come on, do it yourself harder, baby.

Oh yeah.

find it no way i mean it's not even dark oh you know you know i know what you

can do what you can do you can go to the beach and look at the sunset

For two girls.

You like to go to the beach, huh? To the beach?

Yeah. To the beach.

Yeah? Talk to Monica.

Who is? I think you should tell me, Monica. We go that way. Good.

Quickly.

Do you guys like Los Angeles?

Oh, it's great.

It's great.

I think it's great. It's our first day, so we like it a lot. First time and

first day, yeah.

We're still staying here.

What? We're going to the beach now, no? Yes. Yeah.

That's what we're going to do.

So beautiful.

Oh, here we are at the beach. Ah, good.

We're in Santa Monica.

Uh -huh. Oh, it's so beautiful. Turn around here.

We'll go by the pier.

That would be nice.

Ah, the weather is beautiful today.

It's so blue.

Oh,

yeah

What are you doing?

You're crazy.

What do you mean? You cannot follow such a guy like this.

Please. Don't you find him attractive?

Come on, I want you to know where he's going.

Come on, follow me.

Isn't it great?

It's real Californian.

It's surfing.

Beautiful guys, smoking, surfing, screwing around.

Don't you think it's nice?

Yeah.

I think they're not going to make sex.

Oh, I think we have to wait a little bit, but I'm sure they're going to have

sex.

Oh no!

Bye.

Oh, dear.

Okay, okay.

Is that an order?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, I want you to suck me.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Wow.

Oh.

Yeah.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Bye.

Your time doesn't matter.

Come on, let's check the bed.

Maybe they're practicing.

oh oh oh

Why don't we go diving?

Okay. I didn't mind, but sometimes... Good.

Let's go.

Where you ladies going?

Hollywood.

You ever been to Hollywood before?

No.

I just have to go to the best dancing club in the world.

You must be from out of town, huh?

Just a little.

Well, you know, girls in Hollywood?

Very expensive.

So you girls must have a lot of money.

Well, isn't there another way to pay?

Well, you know it's against human power.

Come on, Mr. Pleasure Driver.

What are you doing?

Well, you want to go to Hollywood, don't you? So shut up.

What, your friend's not going to join us?

Second one.

Mm.

So you get this right?

You can ride my back.

Oh my god, isn't that Douglas?

Oh my god, is he walking?

Let's get out.

What are they doing there?

Enjoy yourself.

Thank you.

Have fun. Thanks.

No, no, no, ladies, you have to go back to the dressing room. It's right around

the back.

Sorry.

Okay.

Have fun.

Hey, Melissa.

Didn't you say they had the girls' connect time?

This was the agency telling me.

Well, it doesn't matter. You guys hurry up and get into your costumes.

Oh, wait. I mean, that must be a mistake.

What mistake?

Aren't you the stripper for the special party?

You know what?

This is even better than a punishment.

Oh, yes.

Sorry. We are the stripper for the party, yes.

But I think you have to give us some masks, something like this, yes.

Well, masks, gloves, shoes, whatever.

Just take it and go out and take it all off. Okay.

What do you want to have?

Okay, I think it is back on here.

Let's see some. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Great.

Come on. Show us some. Show us some.

Yeah, very nice.

There you go. Hey, yeah. Good.

Good.

Take it off.

Take it off. Take it off.

Take that out.

Thank you, babe.

Come on, over here. Show them some over here.

Yeah. Yeah.

Take it off.

Take it off. Take it off.

See those tits, man. Come on. Take it off.

You know he's getting married.

Yeah, very nice.

Yeah, very nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I hope our wives forgive us for this.

I never know.

I never know.

Baby,

come on. Show me your butt.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

How'd you get all of that?

Give her a dollar.

Oh,

man.

Everybody's fine.

Oh, goodness.

Looks good, that will bat you a guy, doesn't it?

Thank you.

Thanks, guys. Talk to you later.

I like getting married every week.

He hasn't seen the bill yet.

Yeah.

There you go. Keep clapping.

Anything, guys.

You're slapping it on the hundred.

Come on. Come

on,

Angela. Come on.

Oh, man.

Just slap to get on the hundred.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Yeah,

go ahead.

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Hey, hey

Oh,

yeah.

My wedding

wasn't like

this. There you go.

Tell me about it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

This was just only our first day.

I think we did everything I do on my fantasy.

It's unbelievable.

You think so?

Yeah. Do you like to fulfill another fantasy?

Yeah. Yeah?

No. No?

No. Yes?

You know what I mean?

I think yes.

I actually like to eat your pussy too.

Oh yeah?

Don't you take off your panties?

They're beautiful.

It's a creature's present.

Yeah, beautiful.

Christmas, Papa.

Okay.

I think I would like it a little bit.

Yeah.

Well, it sure was an interesting place.

Exactly.