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Excuse me, we were waiting for an idea, I went to Sophie's shop and I totally

screwed up. Look, what do you think?

Oh, it's so beautiful.

Oh my God, the disaster.

But look at this, it really looks like a forest. It feels like I haven't been

here in an hour.

It's so beautiful.

It's so beautiful.

And it's so smart.

Ah yes, that's right, not me, him. So what does he do? He's a lawyer.

Oh, better than that.

I didn't understand everything because he speaks so fast.

But he gives legal advice to this state of the world.

He went to a prestigious American school. What was it again?

Ah yes, the Super HEC Polytechnic School of Washington.

Oh my gosh!

And yes, you have to do what you have to do.

But you met him, how this guy?

The first agency that asked me to serve the city to visit Paris. Your agency?

Yes, to finance my studies. I found myself a small job as a tour guide in a

Parisian agency.

Oh, you scared me. I thought you were doing the call girl.

Are you crazy?

Was it the first time she came to Paris?

No, but in principle, he doesn't have time to visit the cities where he goes.

You know, he's always between two planes. He has an overcharged time job.

I was really lucky to meet him.

And what does he do in the city apart tourist?

He is a tennis champion.

Oh, that's great.

What's his name? I love tennis.

Maybe I know him.

Don't start trying to pick on me. Don't worry.

What's his name?

Sébastien Girard.

I don't know him.

That's normal.

He doesn't like the surface of European and American tennis courts. He only

plays in Asian tournaments.

By the way, he told me we were very lucky to meet.

Normally, he should have been in Bangkok, but his tournament was

week.

It was magical.

Oh, this little weekend must not make me forget my tournament.

You're not going to leave already?

No, not at all. But I'm going to join the useful to the pleasant.

You have to work a little my arms, I'm going to take you to the lake of

in a beautiful boat.

Why not?

Are we going? We're going.

Can you imagine if I hadn't seen your accounting problems at the shop?

Oh, your accounting problems, we don't care. Why don't you tell me how it

happened? Well, I'll explain to you.

Excuse me. Yes?

Excuse me, are you okay?

Let me introduce myself, Sébastien Darcourt. I was just behind you in the

audience room. So what?

I came to advise my legal friend and I looked at your lawyer's complaint

concerning the accounting case.

But it seems to me that there are simpler and more efficient ways to

this dispute and much less expensive.

Really? But explain that to me.

That is to say that immediately it will be a little bit long. Because yesterday

I had to have lunch with an Australian friend of mine who was passing in Paris.

And the bugger, he missed his plane. When he's going to be late, I can invite

you to lunch.

And then we'll go home like that.

I'll read you a few articles of the civil code concerning your affair.

With pleasure.

You look serious.

I am.

Ah, he looks so romantic.

I told you, he's a poet.

Oh my God.

Article 123 -23.

The regular accounting can be administered in justice to prove between

for business purposes. If it has been regularly held, it cannot be invoked by

its author at its profit.

The communication of accounting documents cannot be ordered in justice

succession,

community, sharing of society, in case of redress or judicial litigation.

Oui, c 'est ce que je vous ai expliqué au restaurant.

Vous avez compris ? Je n 'ai pas tout compris, mais on en reparlera plus tard.

'accord ?

Oh.

Oh.

And you know, he told me something that I will never forget.

It was at this moment that he told me that I was very strong against him.

I love you not only for who you are, but for who I am when we are together.

Excuse me, my name is Kate Nomi and this is my friend Delphine.

Hello. Nice to meet you, I'm Tiffany and this is my friend Nomi. Hello.

Do you have a picture of the boy who told you about this cute little brother?

Yes, he left me one so that I don't forget it during the meeting.

He was so nice to them, though.

Who would have thought they'd be so nice to me?

Oh, girls, you didn't let her do it, she lied to you.

She's right, what does that mean?

You have to take revenge.

Are you girls of character or not?

Yes. Excuse me, I couldn't help but hear your conversation.

It seems to me that this boy deserves a good lesson.

Maybe I could help you?

Why not?

What's his name, this charming young man?

Sébastien Barcourt.

Eh bien, c 'est un Gérard.

Eh bien, ça commence bien. Vous ne savez rien d 'autre sur lui ? Moi, il m 'a

emmenée chez lui, mais j 'étais totalement sous le charme. Et

serais incapable de retourner à son appartement sans lui.

De toute façon, ton sens de l 'orientation ? Ah si, si, je me rappelle

même que c 'était dans un loft au dernier étage d 'un immeuble parisien.

Avec ça, on est bien avancé.

Moi, il a voulu m 'emmener dans une boîte où il a l 'habitude d 'aller quand

vient sur Paris. Mais je n 'ai pas pu y aller parce que j 'avais cours le

lendemain. Et puis, j 'étais tellement sûre de le revoir.

Et vous vous rappelez du nom de cette boîte ? Je crois que c 'était le Galaxy,

un truc comme ça.

Eh ben, c 'est déjà un indice.

Les filles, j 'ai un ami banquier que je devrais vous présenter. Il a travaillé

longtemps dans les renseignements généraux.

He has always been very, very good advice. He will surely help us.

I can't come.

We are in the middle of inventory.

I have to go to the store and as soon as I'm not there, they do anything.

Yeah, well, if you have a pair or two of shoes from the new collection, you

don't know what to do with them. I put them aside. Well, as usual.

Well, come on, I kiss you all.

And then, if you're right, don't leave your shoes. We'll see you later.

Yeah. Oh shit, he's probably three and a half. I have to go, I have a weight cut

in ten minutes.

No. Well, you'll keep me posted for the Golden Boy International Tennis

Championship, okay? Yeah.

You're not all going to leave, are you? No, I didn't plan anything. Well, I'm

going to go get some clothes, but if you have something else to offer, why not?

Well, listen, yeah, I can call my friend.

Oh, if you want.

Yes, hello.

Philippe?

How are you?

Am I disturbing you?

No, not more than usual.

Yes, okay, I see.

Let's say I call you because I have two charming friends who have a little

problem and I told them you could certainly help them.

Of course, without any problem. And when can we go see them, you charming

friend? If you want, I'll bring them to you right away.

You're nice, but I prefer to go at the beginning of the evening.

Okay, no problem.

Twenty hours, is that good?

Perfect. See you tonight, my friend.

Well, it's good. He's okay. But not before 8 p .m.

What are we going to do in the meantime?

Well, I'm going to go buy some clothes. Are you coming with me?

Of course.

I love clothes.

It's a

shame,

isn't it?

I only have two plates.

Yeah, it's a shame.

Especially for me.

Here, my number.

That's why you send me the address by text.

Don't worry, we won't be late.

Well, not more than an hour.

You're a cute guy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hmm.

um um

um

So, didn't it scare you to leave Paris, honestly?

Oh, it's excellent.

I love it.

I'm sorry.

Qu 'est -ce que t 'en penses ? Ouais, bon... Bon, préféré.

Mais ils sont énormes ! Tu trouves ? Bah, par rapport au mien, oui, regarde.

C 'était combien ? 95D.

Ah ouais, quand même.

Je le rends un peu bête avec mon 85A.

Bon, ils sont mignons, tes petits seins.

Mais c 'est des vrais.

Ouais, des vrais en silicone, on va dire.

C 'est bien foutu.

Je peux toucher ?

You can kiss me if you want. You're like that.

Not exclusively, but I like to have fun with people I like.

Do you like me? In your opinion?

So, miss, did you find your happiness?

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

You were right, Tony.

Your friends are really charming.

By the way, you can only want to help them.

But what do you do in life?

Your house is really beautiful.

I love it.

I would say I have an Italian bank at home in Paris.

Wow, you really have a good level of life.

I'm a little too paid for what I do and not enough paid for what I'm bored of.

The least we can say is that your friends are made to see.

And... I remain very polite.

No, but it's crazy! Kathmy told me that she had seen in her apartment pictures

of him accompanied by celebrities.

It may be a montage.

And how much even, we must not judge people on their presentation.

Judas, for example, had irreproachable friends.

Anyway, knowing Tiffany, she'll have a hard time getting back together if we

don't take revenge on her. And Katsumi, despite her business girl side, she's

very flowery.

She's going to have a lot of trouble getting back together.

But before taking revenge, you must first know what he does in life and find

him. Do you have any information on him? Me?

I got a picture he left to Tiffany.

Perfect.

Not bad, but okay.

We also know that he regularly goes to a club called the Galactia.

Where is this box?

In Saint -Germain. Do you know it?

No, but it's the first day, I have a little time to read to start the

Oh, it's okay, I would have had the page to take you, isn't it Nomi?

Yes, yes, but it doesn't matter, at least like that we know where this box

But go for a walk, we never know, it may be there.

Do you come with us?

Sorry, tomorrow morning I leave very early to Rome, if you want, on the other

hand, I can leave you the car and I will go to the airport by taxi. It's nice,

and it will avoid me from running behind the little car.

What, it's going to be very good, the little car.

Yes, but it would still be more serious to go to two couples.

Why don't you call Yann? He might be available.

That's not stupid.

Hello.

Hi Yann. Am I disturbing you?

No, you're not disturbing me. You're annoying me, that's all.

You're all breathless. What's wrong with you?

It's because of you.

Okay, I got it.

Fuck, I'm the only one who doesn't give a shit in this city.

In your life, I already know her.

If you can do it quickly, I'll be fine.

Well, come on, join me at Philippe's in an hour. Ah, you're nice, you know that

I'm still chopping my biscuit.

Come on, I tell you, we go out in the box, you won't be disappointed.

Well, ok, it's good because it's you and because I haven't yet jumped your

sister.

Well, come on, hurry up, we're waiting for you now.

So? It's good, come on.

You cut then.

Come on.

Come on, girls.

Before going to dance in the breakfast boxes, are you going to show us how you

stretch your little ass in front of a good old Twist?

No?

Well, I'll go right away.

Twist again!

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

Thank you.

It's a nice place.

I knew it.

I can see you made it.

Oh, because you knew.

You could have at least warned us.

Not at all. This afternoon, I was just looking for the address.

But no, it doesn't matter. Don't tell me. Are you kidding me?

No.

But at least you would have warned me.

You're a little bit of a bastard.

That's good, already.

So, you wouldn't have seen it there, would you?

Well, yeah, we would have seen it.

Don't move.

I have your information.

Hello, how are you?

I'm asking you some questions.

No, come on, it's a good place to come in here, isn't it? Yeah, excuse me, I

have some problems at the moment.

Who are you?

Sébastien Laroche, Alexandra.

Nice to meet you.

Can I ask you something?

I've never seen you here.

It's normal, it's the first time I come.

I don't know, I don't know.

Nice of you.

No, but look at this one. It's going to be the same.

I'm glad we're going to fuck this two assholes here.

Don't worry about it. We're going to have a drink.

What?

Same. Not better.

Are you together?

No, but it's not excluded.

I'm just asking to make friends.

She must know how to live.

Indeed, we feel that she has received a good education.

Arnold. Yann.

Axel. Nice to meet you.

Me too, I wanted to be a helmet pilot, but I stopped at the gym.

I turned to accountability, but it's much less physical.

Ah, that's for sure, for this kind of job.

You better be in good shape, like me.

You're taking something again?

No, no, no, it's for me. Hey, boy, the same thing.

Would you like to go for a little walk with my friend?

I can't ask you.

Well, you were wrong, because she, men, she doesn't eat them, she devours them,

and two by two, in addition.

Ah, yeah, okay, well, if it's like that, I'm your man. Let's go?

Yeah. Come on, honey.

It's okay.

He also found something to have fun with.

It's the party.

Finally, I wonder if we're not alone.

If you want to start, go ahead right now, otherwise you won't be able to

the edges after my passage.

I'm going to let you take the start, well, you have access, okay?

And how?

Well, you're kind of leaving me in advance.

Oh, nothing, it's nice, you remind me of my ten years.

Oh, baby.

So, girls, isn't there a kiss?

What the hell are you doing?

Get out of here before I break you in two!

I don't think you're kissing either.

Get out of here!

Idiot!

I'm sorry.

Oh.

uh oh

um

Apart from that, what do you do in life?

I'm in research.

Research in the field, exactly.

Right now, it's more like job search.

Yes, I see.

What's happening to you?

It's nothing. It's always like that when I'm out of focus.

I don't want to have everything.

How so?

I think it's the principle of the communicants.

To feed these machines, you need blood, and then, a priori, it goes directly

down from the brain.

Are you stupid or what?

Ah, you see, you take the colors again, you start to cause, it's better.

Wow.

No, no,

no.

I'm not La Roche, I'm Villard. Villard? But why did you invent that?

For Alexandre.

What's the point?

It's for my novel.

Your novel?

Yes, the novel I'm writing.

Tell me that, it's great.

It's a novel I'm about to finish.

It's called Les Parisiennes. Les Parisiennes? Yes,

to be more precise.

C 'est l 'histoire d 'un séducteur qui s 'intéresse qu 'aux parisiennes.

Et moi, je tète préalablement tout ce que j 'écris.

Si une fille me plaît, je la séduis par n 'importe quel moyen.

Et après, je l 'inscris dans mon roman.

C 'est pas très sympa pour la fille.

Bon, enfin, ça, je m 'en fous un peu, c 'est le business.

Les pères pas de vue que les filles, elles préfèrent que les mecs se baisent

sans les comprendre, qu 'ils les comprennent sans les baiser.

Ouais, bien sûr.

Alexandra, elle est même pas parisienne.

Yes, but wait, I'm not the hero of the day. I'm much more athletic than that.

And I use his method, that's all.

And who do you write it for, this novel?

That's where there's a problem.

What's the problem?

It's an order that was made by a great Italian editor installed in Paris. The

Palangi editions.

Okay, but where's the problem?

The problem is that it's been three weeks since I've tried to contact this

Palangi. I didn't even manage to get him on the phone.

I didn't even meet him.

The only person I have on the phone is his secretary, Miss Clément. She must be

a beautiful bitch, that one.

Are you worried?

A little, yes. I have no more money.

Oh, what

a jerk. He played with us only to write his

novel. I can't believe it.

The worst thing is that he doesn't give a damn about you.

Neither do the others. The only thing that counts for him is his novel, and

money it can bring him. It's not a question that he publishes his novel,

a book where he spends his time criticizing us, where the Parisians

time making jokes... Philippe, can we still count on you?

Of course.

I'm just asking.

Do you have an idea?

Maybe.

Hello? Yes, hello.

Mr. Villa?

Palonji, the Palonji editions.

Ah, Mr. Palonji.

Yes, it's been three weeks since I've tried to contact you, Mr. Palonji.

I'm really sorry, but I was overwhelmed these days.

Here, to make you forgive me, I invite you to a dinner at my house tonight, in

restricted committee.

By the way, Mrs. Clément will be there and we can study the progress of your

novel.

She will call you and give you the coordinates.

I count on you, my dear Sébastien.

Yes, yes, count on me, yes.

See you tonight.

I am really happy to meet you, Mr.

Panji. And so am I. I am pleased to discover your novel.

Miss Clemente will no longer be late. She is indispensable to judge the

of a manuscript.

She brings people a little bit of chemistry that should not be judged.

Certainly. Please.

So, I present to you Delphine, Nomi and Yann, a friend of mine.

Please, sit down.

Nice to meet you.

Have we met before?

No, I don't remember.

Neither do I. And you?

No, I don't see you. I'll serve you a little whisky.

A little whisky, that's a good idea.

Here.

Ah, you're my accountant.

We should talk about money at some point, shouldn't we?

Tony, how are you?

It's funny,

but I still feel like I've seen you somewhere not so long ago.

Sit down, Tony.

Thank you. Good evening.

Good evening. I present to you Tony Carrera, my accounting expert.

Accounting expert, good evening.

Good evening. You don't know me, you've never seen me.

I don't see where.

Finally, Tony.

Alexandra, the Galaxia, last night.

No. You must be mistaken.

But then, Sébastien, what's happening to you?

I don't understand.

Yet I'm sure of myself.

You know, Michel, they all look alike. So what's your problem?

And you, what else do you do in life?

I'm a legionnaire. It's at the Legion that I met Philippe.

I was under his orders for five years in Africa.

Yes, it doesn't unite us all that. But you haven't always been in the edition.

Of course not.

I joined the Legion when I was 20.

After some youthful mistakes, of course.

And I've only been an editor for five years now.

But it doesn't stop me from seeing my little boys. We can always need them in

case of problems.

I understand, but I'm not here to ask you any problems.

Ah, Miss Clement and my little niece.

Is there a problem, Sébastien?

No, no, I don't want to disturb you. It's my manuscript.

I'll go back later, as you will have seen. I don't want to disturb you during

your evening.

So, Alain, you're going to stay and dinner with us?

Here is Moselle Clément.

In addition to seconding the edition, she opened a charming shoe store not far

from here, by the way.

Nice to meet you.

Good evening.

It's been a long time since I saw you in Spain.

And here is my little niece.

If someone had to hurt him, he would have all the French Legion in his ass.

can count on me, Captain.

I'm sorry, I really didn't do it on purpose.

No, no, it's nothing.

Don't worry my dear, I suppose that our dear Sébastien must have a backup on his

computer. That is to say that two days ago I planted my hard drive.

Don't tell me that you have no trace of this novel anymore?

Yes, yes, I still have traces, I put that on a floppy disk.

Ah, give it to me, unless you wanted to start all your work again.

Here, Miss Clément, would you like to put this on my desk before our

comes? Of course, I'm going to put it on my desk.

Oh, I'm badly hurt.

My dear Sébastien, there is really no luck.

I'm really sorry.

No, no, it's nothing. It's just five months of work, I have no more work, I

no more money, but it's nothing.

I'm happy.

Besides, a boy who knows how to deal with difficulties.

Oui, oui, ça va. J 'ai juste un petit coup de déprime. Je crois que je vais

laisser finir votre soirée bien tranquillement. Moi, je vais rentrer à

me faire une tisane. A bon entendeur. Au revoir.

Au revoir, Monsieur Villard.

Au revoir, Sébastien Girard. Au revoir, Sébastien Dercourt.

Salut, La Roche.

Au revoir.

Vraiment, je ne sais pas comment vous remercier pour votre aide.

Oui, c 'est vrai. Sans vous, je n 'aurais jamais retrouvé ce salaud toute

Et nous, on ne nous dit pas merci ?

Me bien sûr que si.

Et moi, si vous voulez me remercier, j 'ai bien une petite idée.

Si c 'est la même chose que nous, je ne suis pas contre.

Vous êtes vraiment tous les mêmes.

Oui, mais il y en a qui sont quand même plus différents.

oh

I thought I was in front.

All right.

Thank you.

You seem to know Paris well. Yes, it's true. I've worked for a long time in the

close security services of the president.

And you know, I know the capital in its smallest details.

No, but you see, it's very nice of you to serve me as a guide. I'm very lucky

have met you.

But I'm also very lucky to have met you. But you can be of great use.

I'm writing a book.

It's great.

What will it be called?

The Dutch.

No joke, I'm Dutch.

Maybe I can help you.

But that's for now.