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(eerie guitar music)

(suspenseful music)

(doorbell rings)

(dramatic electronic music)

(thunder rumbling)

(lightning cracks)

(radio stations screeching)

(man mumbling)

- [Man] Take him will you?

(lightning cracks)

(woman vomiting)

(cat growling)

(woman whimpering)

(cat yowls)

(lightning cracks)

(cat mewing)

- [Doctor] The gleam is gone. (laughs)

- [Mr. Granderson] (mumbles) No, no.

What did you do?

- [Mrs. Granderson] No!

- [Mr. Granderson] What did you do?

Stop screaming. What did you do?

(dog barking)

What have you done?

(doctor cackles)

- [Dr. Connery] (chuckles) Why, nothing like

an oyster or a crepe. (laughing)

(ominous music)

- I hate this.

- [Robert] I know.

I'm wheels up at 4:30, so gotta jet soon.

- Take me with you?

- Not until you're feeling better, not a minute before.

- Don't worry, I won't go chasing after you.

- I'm gonna be gone for 72 hours.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

- Yeah.

Eden's gonna keep me company.

- That bimbo?

- My bestie.

There was a fight last night.

- Yeah, it didn't win.

What's left of it's all over the front lawn.

- What?

- [Robert] A dead cat.

- I was talking about the neighbors across the street.

- The Grandersons? - Yeah.

Mr. Granderson was really letting

Mrs. Granderson have it over something.

- [Robert] Are we sure it's not a Viagra inspired incident?

- I was thinking crime of passion.

Murder?

- Redrum?

Josie, don't get all Rear Window on me.

The only thing that was murdered last night

was some poor tabby in the front yard.

- Was it the gray and white one?

- [Robert] It was inside out.

- Ew.

- Yeah, well, I called animal control

and they'll be coming by this morning.

Are you sure that you're gonna be okay without me?

I can find someone to fly for me if needed.

- I'll be fine.

I'm just gonna lay here and watch movies

and (mumbles) I'm feeling better.

- Freeze and slam them down, right?

- Okay, well lay off the Hitchcock and the horror movies.

Stick to the Disney Channel.

- That would make me wanna kill Mrs. Granderson.

- [Robert] Too bad Mr. Granderson already beat ya to it.

- Right?

- I'll be right back just as soon as I fly to Hong Kong.

- Watch out for that rough part over the South China Sea.

(speaking in foreign language)

You're welcome.

- Hey, one thing.

Don't let Mr. Granderson catch you eavesdropping.

Keep the blinds closed.

He may discover there's a loose end he needs to tie up.

- Thanks.

I hope the wings don't fall off.

- Love you.

- Love you, too.

(woman on TV chattering)

I hate this.

♪ Today I saw you and I knew you were the one ♪

- Do you make a lot of house calls, Doctor?

- [Dr. Connery] No.

- So just the cute girls, then?

- I know some of my patients better than others.

This was on my way.

- I appreciate it.

- [Dr. Connery] Fever?

- Sometimes.

- You're on duty tonight?

God help you.

- Hey.

- Your blood work is inconclusive.

Not necessarily a bad thing in and of itself,

but it's not helping.

I want you to do another series of tests

for when you're feeling a little stronger.

- Okay.

- You, liquids, and lots of them.

Simple broth, soup, nothing too hard to digest.

- Check.

- I'll see myself out.

- I'll be right back.

Hey, what's going on with her?

- [Dr. Connery] You were in there, you heard me.

- Yeah.

You know your bedside manner is a little frigid.

- Listen, Josie has a condition, obviously,

but we'll figure it out and solve it.

- Is it cancer or something?

- No, I don't think so.

- [Eden] Is it contagious?

- How are you feeling?

- I feel fine.

- So we'll give it a few days and see, shall we?

(door thuds)

(upbeat rock music)

♪ Mama's in the kitchen ♪

♪ Cookin' the pork and beans ♪

♪ Dessert is on the table ♪

♪ Sweet peaches and cream ♪

♪ Doin' the dishes, makin' 'em spotless clean ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Woo ♪

- [Reporter] And on this final note, everyone here

on the KCLA News 6 team would like to wish

a heartfelt get well to one of our own,

staff writer Josie Markham.

The lights here are a little dimmer without you.

Hurry back.

Goodnight everyone.

- Mm, maybe it's mono.

- Stop it, I do not have mono, SARS, MERS,

bird flu, Ebola, measles.

What was the other one?

- HPV. - No.

- Well sue me, I'm worried.

- Thank you.

Worry quieter.

(Josie grunts)

Oh, but if you think of one where it feels like

your insides are tryin' to jump out, let me know. (exhales)

- Maybe you're pregnant with a devil spawn, huh?

Mm-hm.

- (grunts) It's so weird.

I'm not nauseated, but I'm starving.

I feel like nothing tastes right.

I could murder a steak right now.

- Well, meat is murder.

Or at least that's what you tell me.

Maybe that's it.

It's your body rebelling against

you not eating meat all these years.

I told you that vegetarian stuff is dangerous.

- [Josie] Yeah, you're on to something.

- Yeah, I bet.

Ooh, you want me to make you some tacos?

I brought some ground beef.

- No.

- I put it in your refrigerator.

Okay, more for me I guess.

(thunder rumbles)

What is all this stuff?

You're supposed to be resting.

(eerie ambient music)

- The Perry house has stood unmolested for two decades.

Unmolested?

- I didn't write it.

It's research.

Before I was so tragically struck down in my prime,

I was pitching this story.

I was gonna do a special feature on it,

but I didn't get very far.

- How do you molest a house?

- It just means it's been untouched.

- Mm, gotcha.

So what's the scoop?

- Well, it's part urban legend, part real life mystery.

There's this house out in the boonies.

A woman lived there with two kids.

They may have been her kids, they may not.

They may have been abducted, kept prisoner.

No one ever saw them.

No one ever really saw the woman,

but one day a kid was going around with candy bars

for a school fundraiser and he knocks on the door.

A girl answers, she's about 11,

and the kid hears a woman inside the house

asking who is at the door.

At this point the girl whispers,

"Run and don't look back."

(high-pitched ambient music)

And the woman appears all of a sudden,

shoves the girl out of the way

and tries to drag this poor kid into the house.

He ran.

- Well did he look back?

- He did not.

He went straight home to his parents

and told them what happened and they called the cops.

So the police show up and they found that the house

looked like it had been left in a hurry.

(eerie ambient music)

Plates were still on the dinner table,

lights were on, and this is the urban legend part,

the oven was on.

So the cops open it up and find a pot inside.

Now there's no written report of what happens next,

but rumor has it they uncover the lid

and inside cooking like a roast

was a human foot, a child's foot.

- Awesome.

- Yeah, your kind of stuff, you little freak.

(Eden laughs)

Anyway, they lock up the house,

put out an all points on the woman and the kids

but they had hardly anything to go on.

And if they were in the house getting their cannibal on

there were no written reports

of other missing children in the area.

So time goes by, the story goes cold,

and any evidence they might've had

of a foot in the oven, gone.

(thunder rumbles)

A caretaker came forward and told the police

the woman's name was Perry, hence "the Perry house."

- [Eden] Mm.

- After she was gone he shut the house up and left it

and it stayed that way for 16 years

until a nosy realtor took a peek inside

and noticed that everything was still untouched.

(eerie ambient music)

Everything was left exactly as it was

the night the kid with the candy bars took off running.

As far as anyone knows it's still that way right now.

- [Eden] Why?

- That was the angle I was working on.

I was gonna go out there and have a look, but...

- Well, send me.

Me and Sean.

- Send you where?

- To the house, casa del Perry.

- I don't even know what I was gonna do over there.

- [Eden] Oh come on.

You were gonna break in and look around.

- I was not.

- Yeah, you were, I know you.

So we'll go.

Me and Sean will go and we'll bring the video camera.

(rain pattering)

(eerie music)

So we had an idea.

- Whoa, who's we?

Kemosabe, I had an idea.

Credit where credit's due, baby doll.

- [Eden] You had more like an addendum to my idea.

- Okay, well my addendum sure felt like

it was its own entire idea.

- It was my idea.

- [Sean] Okay.

- So, what idea did someone have?

- Yeah, what idea did someone have?

- Just go ahead.

- Well you see, Eden here said we were gonna take

my video camera, we're gonna go to this place,

we're gonna get some shots for you for your story.

And then I said, wait, why don't we Skype

using our cell phones and I can get a GoPro in there

using the Wi-Fi from the car and we can get

a bunch of angles, we can record that shit.

So that way you have somethin' to show your station.

- Uh, okay.

(Sean chuckles)

- I'm not really sure, but honey doesn't that

sound exactly like my idea?

- Yeah, but this way she's on the call with us

so she can direct.

Haven't you always kinda wanted to direct?

- Who hasn't?

- Right, so she's gonna be on the call with us

and she can see what we see.

- And we can record it.

That's my idea.

- Fine.

So what about, like, motion detectors

or night vision or something?

- I don't think so.

Why?

- In case we need to pick up paranormal activity.

- Wait, you didn't say anything

about this being a haunted house.

- [Josie] It's not a haunted house.

- Are you sure?

- No.

No, I'm not, I'm not gonna.

I'm not gonna do this. - What are you

so afraid of?

- I should've known this.

You would want to go to into a haunted house, wouldn't you?

- It's fine.

I will protect you just like I always do,

just like at Halloween Horror Nights.

Seriously, he end behind me the entire time

when we were in the haunted maze.

- I don't like shit jumping out at me.

Is that so wrong?

- Guys, it's not a haunted house.

It's an empty house.

- Okay, well where is this house?

(flashlight clicks)

- In a little place called Bell Mountain.

(hip hop music thumping)

- [Sean] There she is, Miss America.

Hey give us a twirl.

Stop! Wait up, freeze.

Damn, girl.

- You're an idiot.

- [Sean] I just like the way your cell phone looks

in your back pocket.

- Okay.

(video zaps)

Why are you messing with that thing?

- I'm testing it, I'm not messing with it.

- [Eden] I thought you already knew how to use it.

- I do.

I just haven't used it before.

I bought it to take skydiving.

- (scoffs) You are so not going skydiving.

- Says who?

- Says me.

(Sean snorts)

You pee your pants at the first sign of turbulence.

You're not going. - All right.

Okay, what keeps the plane from falling out of the sky?

- Uh, lift, thrust.

(camera zaps)

- That was us last night.

(camera zaps)

Look, I'm probably not going skydiving, but I got a GoPro.

- Can we just call Josie before we get there?

(Sean sighs)

(light rock music)

(Josie exhales)

(car door thuds)

(car rumbling)

- Where is your wife, sir?

(computer chimes)

- Radio check.

Do you receive me?

- Loud and clear.

- Well, for some reason that probably only you know,

we are in the middle of the desert.

- Where are you guys?

- [Sean] We're goin' to Bell Mountain.

Isn't that where you wanted us?

Did you know that was, like, halfway to Vegas?

- Vegas, woo, woo, woo!

We're goin' to Vegas.

Let's go to Vegas, baby.

- [Sean] Oh yeah, you like Vegas, don't you?

- Yeah, I love Vegas.

I get, like, infamously crazy in Vegas.

It, like, gets on the walls.

- [Sean] Oh!

I'm sure Josie wouldn't mind if we just

kept on motorin' through.

- Guys, please.

- It's all good, Jos.

We're a few miles out.

Hey check this.

You remember that website I bookmarked for you?

- Um, nope.

- It's the one I told you about

when we went over everything.

- Yeah, but you're like the guys at the Genius Bar.

It all makes a lot more sense to you

than it does to the rest of us.

- [Sean] You know, all I heard was "genius."

Did you catch that, Ed?

You're very pretty, although your kinda sickly friend

said I'm a genius.

- Josie, please don't steal my boyfriend, please.

- [Sean] Aw dude, you'd miss me if I was gone.

- Eh, I guess I would.

- [Sean] Yeah, you'd be goin'

to a haunted house all by yourself.

- Yeah well, with you hiding behind me

the entire time I might as well be going by myself.

- [Sean] Well maybe I'm just happiest

when I'm behind you, right behind you.

- Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.

- [Eden] Honey, are you okay?

- Oh perfect.

- So, I looked this house up.

There's a few things you left out of the initial pitch.

Yeah, apparently this house has a reputation, doesn't it?

- [Eden] What kind of a reputation?

- Oh, I don't know.

Jos, how 'bout you fill us in.

- Jos?

- Nothing, there's nothing there.

- [Sean] Uh, no.

What about the kids?

- [Eden] Wait, what kids?

- There might be a few things.

- What things?

- Things that go bump in the night.

- [Josie] No, not really.

See, at first the house was abandoned for awhile

but then some kids broke in and, I don't know,

they had a seance or something.

(eerie music) Supposedly, supposedly.

- Supposedly. - What happened?

- I don't know for sure.

I found a 911 call log.

It was like 10 years ago.

Four kids found the place, broke in,

did their thing, poked around, you know.

- With a Ouija board.

- Yeah. (dramatic music)

(Eden mumbles)

- No, you do not mess with things like that.

- Oh come on, don't be such a wuss.

I mean you know they're fake.

You can get 'em at toy stores.

- Not the real ones.

- I don't know all the details except that

at some point in the night they called 911 in a panic.

(siren whooping)

I guess one of the kids was having a seizure or something.

- [Eden] Did he...

- She. No.

She didn't.

But as far as I know she also never went back to school

and may never speak again.

She might be in a home somewhere.

Again, I don't know for sure.

- Haunted house, told you guys.

You know I have an idea.

We could just put the GoPro on a drone

and we could just fly the drone

right through the house. - No, no, no, no.

No, no. - So safe.

- No, we are not doing a drone.

We're gonna go in.

Josie would've done it herself but she's laid up.

- I am.

Sean? - What?

- What was that bookmark thing you were tellin' me about?

- Yeah, okay.

Go to your bookmarks.

It's called Live View.

Open it up in a new window and then the user ID

is gonna be sickyvicky, all one word.

- Sickyvicky?

Thanks a lot.

- You got it? - Yup.

- All right, that should be the GoPro Wi-Fied to the car.

- Ooh, is it gonna get, like, ghosts and stuff?

Sean. (Sean grunts)

Honey. - What?

- You're quiet over there.

- I'm praying.

- Wow.

Usually you only call out to God

when we're doing something else.

Hi Josie.

- We're here.

(eerie music)

(bird squawking)

So this is the place, huh?

How come stuff like this always happens in places like this?

- What do you mean?

- I mean like serial killers and cults and stuff.

It's always in, like, weird out of the way places.

- Manson's followers killed people in Beverly Hills.

- Marilyn Manson?

- Charles.

- You think his friends ever called him Chuck?

Here, take this.

- Hey, Jos, how we feelin'?

Any sign of your neighbor's wife?

- No, but I saw him carry two huge garbage bags

out to his car.

- Did I tell you that Josie thinks

that her neighbor might have killed his wife?

- What the hell is this world coming to, man?

- Kinda ruins your whole theory of it only happens

in the desert, huh?

You might need to go back and do some recon work.

- Just get on the call with us.

- Copy that.

(computer chimes)

Hola. Como estas?

- Bueno.

- So, guys, how are we gonna do this now?

Neighbors might see us, so.

- Hm, good point.

So maybe we come back when it's dark.

- No, all right.

It's bad enough we gotta sneak around

a haunted house during the day.

I'm not gonna do it at night.

- Well, you brought it up.

What do we do if someone catches us?

- Look, just follow the first rule

of being someplace you're not supposed to.

- And that's?

- Look like you belong.

- [Eden] And what if that doesn't work?

- Uh, cry, run.

- Hey, guys, I really appreciate what you're doing,

even if you don't survive.

- (huffs) What, man?

- [Josie] I'm totally kidding.

- She's got her sense of humor.

- They say that's the last thing to go.

- Hey Jos, we're gonna go catch you a ghost.

- There aren't gonna be any, you know what, never mind.

- What?

Why would you say never mind to that?

Why did she say never mind to that, though?

You guys, what else don't I know?

- No, honey.

I don't even know where to start.

Let's go.

Come on.

- [Sean] All right.

I don't know.

- [Josie] Eden, can you switch to your front camera?

- What, how am I supposed to do

my help me I'm so scared face?

- Show us what's scaring you.

It's better TV.

- Fine.

- [Sean] Ladies first.

- [Eden] Well, thank you.

Let's go.

- Okay, here I come.

Put these in. - Why?

- Put these in your ears.

- [Eden] I know what they do, why?

- 'Cause when we're inside if Josie wants to talk us

we won't broadcast her voice all over the place.

- Good idea, Sean.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.

We don't wanna disrupt whomever might be in there.

- Dude, what?

- Quit torturing him, Eden, please.

- Thank you.

It's not funny. - Come on.

- [Josie] Guys, get in there and get out of there, okay?

- On it.

- [Sean] Wait, what are we supposed to do, though?

Like, break a window or something?

- Try the doors first?

- No, there's a security lock on the front door.

- [Josie] Try the back.

- Look, let's just go our separate ways.

Just try any windows

and doors that you find. - What?

- You go that way, I'll go this way

and then we'll meet around the back, okay?

- Fine, yeah.

But wait.

- What?

- Kiss maybe?

- No.

- Whoo!

- [Eden] (exhales) The front door.

This is locked.

- [Sean] Told ya so.

- [Eden] Told ya so.

(dog barking)

- [Sean] Do you want me to go in here?

- Might as well.

(ominous ambient music) - It's probably

where they keep all the bodies.

(Sean groans)

Just know that if you find me hung up in here

like a side of meat, I was very fond of you, okay?

- [Eden] The feeling used to be mutual.

- [Sean] All right, no, it's locked.

- It's okay.

The house is more important.

- [Sean] We're just gonna go in, locked out or not?

- [Josie] Are you all right with that?

- [Sean] I mean, as long as you got bail money.

- [Eden] God, quit whining.

- [Sean] Wah.

Hey, is that you?

- [Eden] Hello.

Jesus, guys, the CDC will have enough time

to figure out what's wrong with me

before you quit messing around.

- [Eden] Wow, sorry, Jos.

- [Sean] Hey don't forget who is all the way

out here in BFE for who.

- [Eden] Okay.

(gate rattling)

Oh shit.

Ooh, I'm in.

I'm in!

I'm in!

- [Sean] Did you wanna invite the neighbors

to a housewarming?

- I said I'm sorry.

- [Sean] (gasps) Well, that fixes everything.

I'm in, I'm in.

- [Eden] I wonder where I've heard that before.

- Oh my God.

- Honey, are you okay?

- There are two backdoors, the one in front of you

and the one on the other patio.

- [Eden] Okay, you want us to split up again?

- [Sean] No.

- No, just try the door.

- [Eden] Okay.

You ready?

(chimes jingling)

- No.

- Come on, you can try it.

It's probably locked anyway.

I tried the one up front.

- [Sean] I tried the garage.

- Will you two please go in the haunted house

before I lose my mind?

- You know, being bedridden does not suit her.

- No kidding.

- I got this.

(ominous ambient music)

- Oh my God.

- Josie?

- [Josie] He's right outside my window.

- Who?

- My neighbor.

- The one who killed his wife?

- Where's she going?

- [Josie] Hey! (knuckles tapping)

What are you doing?

- Hey Josie.

Don't go out there.

Josie!

- Wait, is she kidding right now?

What about us? Hey.

- [Josie] Hey, wait. (grunts)

- Oh, here. (grunts)

Did you hurt yourself?

- I'm okay, I just haven't been on my feet in a few days.

- Are you sick?

- Never been better.

- [Mr. Granderson] Well you look like hell.

- Thanks.

- Well, I'll be going.

- Wait.

What were you doing in my front yard?

- I didn't know anyone was home.

I'm sorry I bothered you.

- What, are you a cat burglar?

(ominous music)

(Mr. Granderson grunts)

- Mind if I sit?

- No.

- I was trying to put it together,

just understand what happened.

- What?

- The cat, the one in your yard.

- The dead cat?

What about it?

Animal control called, they said they thought

a coyote attacked it or something.

- No.

- I interview a lot of people for my job.

I listen.

- That was our cat, my wife's and mine.

She killed it.

Brought it over here, then killed it on your front lawn.

- [Josie] Why?

- She said it was a gift, an offering.

- To whom?

- [Mr. Granderson] To you.

(ominous tone pulsating)

She wasn't well you understand.

Hadn't been for some time.

She'd sit at our front window and stare over here.

Singing kids' songs to herself.

She'd say things about you.

- Me?

I don't think I've ever spoken with her.

- Now that I look I do see a resemblance.

Some years ago there was a neighbor family

and they had a daughter, hair like yours.

Maybe that's what my wife saw.

Stephanie, all grown up.

She adored that child.

Had her over all the time, baking, sewing, tea parties.

One day, they liked their tea in the English way

with milk and sugar?

I found my wife in the kitchen.

She had rat poison.

She was spooning it into little Stephanie's tea.

Her eyes were blank.

She said, "She's a witch.

"She's cast a spell and it must be broken."

I sent the girl home then I went back to my wife.

It was like nothing had happened.

She was all smiles, wondered why Stephanie had left.

After awhile the family moved away

and then my wife was diagnosed

with dementia and Alzheimer's.

- Mr. Granderson, where is your wife?

- I put her in a home.

It's all I could do.

You never really know the darkness in someone's soul

until it rears its ugly head.

(ominous music)

- Eden.

(static crackling)

- [Eden] (chuckles) It's like the 20th century

in here still.

(static crackles)

(ominous music)

- Guys?

You got inside?

Guys, can you hear me?

Guys?

Can you hear me?

- [Sean] What?

They weren't kiddin', this is creepy.

Preserved for posterior.

- [Eden] I'm pretty sure it's posterity.

Posterior is your backside, babe.

- Eden? (static crackles)

- [Sean] I'm gonna set the GoPro up real quick.

- [Eden] What was that about the oven?

Were they cooking people?

I'm gonna look.

- [Sean] Just keep it to yourself if you find anything.

- [Eden] There's a pot.

- [Sean] There's pot?

- No, there's a pot.

- [Sean] Well what's in it?

- I don't know.

(static hisses)

Ew, but what if there's some, like, rotten stew in there?

- [Sean] Or a foot.

- [Eden] That would be cool.

(dramatic music)

(sighs) There's nothing.

It's empty.

(static hisses)

(suspenseful music)

(static crackles)

Whoa.

- [Sean] What?

- Um, nothing.

Nothing.

Maybe this place really is haunted.

(static hisses)

(phone ringing)

Hey, what's up?

It's Eden.

(Josie sighs) Who leaves messages anymore?

Just text me already.

- Damn it, Eden.

You're on your phone, look at the incoming call.

(ominous music)

(video skips)

Why can't you guys hear me?

- [Sean] GoPro's up.

(Josie grunting)

- Guys?

- Hey, if there's a cellar in this place you're going in.

That's one idea I am not entertaining.

- [Sean] (scoffs) No way Jose.

I know what happens to people that go into cellars.

First the light burns out.

- Then they have matches and one by one those go out.

- [Sean] (chuckles) That's right.

- Guys.

- [Sean] And then on the last one.

(ominous music)

(video zaps)

- No.

(static crackles)

(phone ringing)

Come on.

Come on.

- [Sean] What's up?

- Sean, damn it.

- Hey, I wonder if they have running water.

I have to pee.

Let's try.

- [Sean] (sighs) Really?

Are you actually filming yourself peeing?

- [Eden] I shouldn't have had that Big Gulp.

- Sean, there's something in the house with you guys.

I saw it on the--

(static roars)

(high pitched tone screeches)

(chair creaking)

- [Sean] Uh, this chair is rocking by itself.

(chair creaking)

(urine trickling)

Oh.

(sighs) It's almost cliche.

(Josie panting)

(ominous music)

(static hisses) (water running)

- No towels.

Seriously?

What did you say, honey?

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

What did you say?

(Josie breathing heavily)

(ominous music)

(eerie voice groaning)

(Eden screams)

- Eden?

Eden.

(eerie voice groaning)

No! (screaming)

(eerie voice groans)

(Eden screams)

(Josie breathing heavily)

♪ Everything gone crazy in the blink of an eye ♪

♪ Everything gone crazy in the blink of an eye ♪

♪ And I know what it's like to be upside down ♪

♪ And I know what it's like to be inside out ♪

♪ Everything gone crazy in the blink of an eye ♪

♪ Everything gone crazy in the blink of an eye ♪

- Josie?

Honey?

Are you all right?

Josie?

Josie!

Josie!

Honey, are you okay?

Josie!

Josie, honey!

Where did she go? - I have no idea.

- Josie.

Josie!

Hi.

- [Sean] Gotcha?

- I'm really sorry.

We were just messing around

and it was just supposed to be a joke.

Josie, please don't.

(stomach rumbling)

(door clicks open)

Josie?

Stay here.

(Josie wheezing)

- What is it, what is it, what is it?

Oh Jesus.

(Josie wheezing)

- I'm so hungry.

(bell rings)

- [Sean] Are you the doctor?

- Of course, you twit.

(ominous music)

Out.

- But, I've been-- - Out.

(Josie wheezing)

(Josie growls)

(Josie screeches)

- Josie?

Josie.

(Sean exhales)

- I don't think that's a good idea.

- What did you do?

- I thought I told you to leave.

- Well I didn't and you said, "Out."

That doesn't mean leave.

- Perhaps I should have been more explicit

for the intellectually challenged.

- Okay, that's enough.

- What happened?

- Josie.

- What did you do?

- [Dr. Connery] I'll make some tea.

- What did you do to her?

What did you give her?

- What happened in that house?

- I'm truly sorry.

- No, we are, we are.

- We are truly sorry.

I just thought that--

- It was my idea, though.

- No, it was my idea.

- No, it was my idea.

- What part was your idea?

- [Sean] The part to rig all this stuff.

- [Eden] Yeah, I mean I guess that part was your idea

but it was my idea to do something to distract her

and make her feel better.

- Didn't work.

- I know and I am so sorry.

- We. - We

are really, really sorry.

- So that's it?

You set it all up?

- Yeah.

We went in there before we called you

and we just, yeah, we set it all up.

- Well what was there when you first went in?

What was in the house?

- It was just a bunch of furniture under sheets.

- The table setting?

- [Sean] We did it.

(bluesy guitar music)

- [Josie] Toy cars.

Pot in the oven.

- [Eden] That was me.

- [Josie] Magnet letters.

- [Eden] Yeah, I just sort of slight of handed the letters

when I pointed the camera away.

- [Sean] I had some fishing wires tied to the rocking chair.

I was just pulling them.

- That's great.

- Josie, what did he give you?

I mean, you look so much better.

- Don't change the subject.

You two got attacked.

What, did you attack each other?

- Yeah, I faked it and then I attacked him.

- I purposely set up the cameras

to get that shadow on the ceiling, but I was just,

like a what would Spielberg do?

No! (screaming)

- And what about the other person?

Who was that?

- Wait, what other person?

- The person in the dining room.

(ominous music)

- [Eden] I don't...

- It was just us.

(suspenseful music)

Wait, where did you say you saw it?

- On the GoPro when you two were searching the house.

There was someone standing by the table in the dining room.

It was a silhouette, I couldn't see them clearly.

Then they just walked off the shot.

- Josie, honey, what's goin' on with you?

You all right?

- Yeah.

(video zaps)

- [Sean] GoPro's up.

(suspenseful music)

(kettle screeching)

(video zaps)

Eden?

- I didn't...

I didn't see anything.

- [Dr. Connery] Okay, visiting hours are over.

Are we clear?

- I am tired.

- Okay.

I really am sorry.

- Hey feel better, Jos, okay?

- [Eden] We'll come back for Sean's stuff later, okay?

- Take your time.

Here.

Try this.

- You think I'm contagious?

- [Dr. Connery] No.

- You think I'm a zombie?

- No.

- You're supposed to say

there are no such things as zombies.

- I can't know for sure.

Your color's better.

- What did you give me?

- A plasma boost.

You're very anemic.

The tests showed that.

And when your friend called and explained

what was happening, you were obviously crashing.

This acted like a shot of adrenaline.

- Plasma, like blood?

- Like plasma.

It's in the blood.

- I ate a whole pound of raw hamburger today.

- [Dr. Connery] When?

- Earlier.

- Why would you do that?

- [Josie] I have no idea.

- But you're a vegetarian.

- I know.

- Well that's one way of falling off the wagon.

What brought that on?

- I don't know.

Eden and Sean were helping me with some research.

I was watching them on Skype.

They were in the house and--

- House? What house?

- It's just an abandoned house with a history.

God, maybe there is something wrong with that place.

I felt fine until I stumbled across that story.

- Story?

- A woman and her kids, attempted kidnapping,

rumors of cannibalism, a house sits empty for years.

No answers, but plenty of questions.

- Where is this house?

- It's in a place called Bell Mountain, north of here.

(suspenseful music)

- Bell Mountain.

- [Josie] You know it?

- Maybe driving through.

These cravings you've been having,

have you had them all along?

I mean, ever since you started to feel unwell?

- No.

Just an agonizing emptiness.

And-- - Yes?

- Okay, look I thought I saw something on the recording.

They had another camera with them in the house

and I saw someone on the screen.

But we just watched it and there's nothing there.

There's nothing in the recording, but when I saw it

I got the worst cramps that I've ever had.

And just like that I was in the kitchen chowing down.

(ominous music)

What's happening to me?

- We'll figure it out.

I wouldn't recommend anymore raw meat, though.

There's enough of a mystery without worrying

about you contracting mad cow disease.

- (chuckles) It's too late.

I already spent the morning grazing.

- (chuckles) We're fucked then aren't we?

This will all become clear.

Stay strong.

- Yes, Doctor.

(ominous music)

(eerie music) (light jazz music)

- You must eat.

(ominous music)

(children chattering)

What's the matter?

Don't you want it?

- I don't want it!

- Eat.

(Josie panting)

- [Woman] Doctor, he seems to be

getting worse instead of better.

(man grunting)

- Feelings through my body.

Creeping through my veins.

Pouring in my blood.

Oh, darts of fire in my brain.

- What was in that hypo?

(man groaning)

(blinds hissing)

- Hi.

- [Robert] Morning.

- Is it?

- Somewhere.

It's five o'clock somewhere, it's midnight somewhere.

Time is relative.

- Are you leaving?

You just got here.

- Oh, I've been here for the past 24 hours,

but you've been Sleeping Beauty through most of it.

- Yeah, that's me and my fairytale existence.

- So what did I miss?

Crime scene across the street?

- He didn't kill her.

- Yeah I didn't think so.

- He put her in a home.

- Why?

- Remember the cat on the front lawn?

- Yeah.

- That was the Grandersons' cat.

- [Robert] Oh no.

- Yeah, she killed it and left it here as an offering.

To me.

- To you?

Did you know his wife?

- No.

- What is this home they put her in, a super max facility?

What's wrong with her besides the obvious?

- She's not well, like me.

- [Robert] Let's hope not like you.

- Where are we going this time?

- Sydney.

Down and back, 36 hours.

- [Josie] I guess you know where I'll be.

- Has Dr. Connery been here?

- Twice. - And?

- I don't know.

I might be turning into a zombie.

- Hey.

Is it all right that I'm not here?

(ominous music)

- You are here.

- I know, but when you're like this.

You've been here for me, I should be here for you.

- No, you have a job that takes you away.

I understand.

- But you're going through all this by yourself.

It's always been us.

- Robert?

Do you remember anything?

- Sure, I remember lots of things.

- I mean from before, before Dr. Connery took us in.

- No, I mean I was, what, like five years old?

- I was 11.

Shouldn't I remember?

I have a blind spot where there's just nothing.

- Yeah listen, Dr. Connery's already explained this to us.

When we lost our parents that loss caused

a serious post-traumatic stress episode,

especially after we moved

from foster family to foster family.

And then the stress of trying to stay together

the whole time just forced us to stay in the present moment.

Everything else just faded away, no memories.

- And now you can't stay in one place

and I have trouble with relationships.

- I like to travel and you just

haven't found the right person yet.

Look, remember, Connery said it's all

gonna come back to us in time.

I mean he used some highly technical

psycho babble term for it, but.

- I'm sure he did.

I had a dream.

(ominous music)

I think it was about our mother.

She was forcing me to eat meat.

There's been a recurring meat motif lately.

- But you're a vegetarian.

- Why did I decide to do that?

Why not eat meat?

And no memories?

Post-traumatic episodes?

What's that about?

Maybe that's the lead I should be following.

What happened to us?

- I don't know.

Look, once again, can I implore you

to find something light and funny to focus on?

No more murderers across the street,

no more digging up our past.

Just live in the moment.

- You're a good little brother.

- Well I'm your only little brother.

Can I pick you up something in Sydney?

- I've always wanted a koala bear.

- I'll see what I can do.

I'll be right back.

(ominous music)

(ominous rock music)

(ominous ambient music)

- [Girl] Run, don't look back.

(electronic tone blares)

- [Woman] He's getting worse instead of better.

Worse instead of better.

Worse instead of better.

(ominous music)

(suspenseful music)

(metal rattling)

- [Witch] There you are.

You look famished.

Welcome home, Josie.

(soft orchestral music)

- My room.

(dramatic beat booms)

(bird squawking)

(ominous music)

- [Witch] You were so angry with me then.

Do you remember?

You said I was wicked

and chased away our food.

- Run, don't look back.

- [Witch] But I forgive you, Josie.

Do you like it?

It reminded me of you when you were young.

- [Dylan] All clear.

Bring her in.

- [Kara] Freddie. (grunts)

Stop.

(Kara groans)

Freddie.

Freddie. - Shh, shh, down.

- I don't wanna.

I'm going home.

- No ya don't.

- It's either the house or you have to stay

in the dog cage for two hours.

- [Freddie] Come on.

- Why? - Get moving.

- Why? - 'Cause if you don't

I'm gonna tell Mom you were sucking face

with Tommy from nextdoor.

- I was not!

- Shh!

(ominous music) - Listen.

The sound makes your heart race.

The hunger, you feel it now

don't you?

You must feed.

Eat.

- I did not.

- Well I'm still gonna tell her unless you go in there.

- The house or the cage.

And he's real small.

He's a pug.

(Freddie chuckles)

- (exhales) I don't like either of you.

- You know what happened in there, right?

The people who lived here?

- Yeah, they lured kids from the neighborhood in

then they ate them.

- When the police finally arrived

they found bones in the oven.

- Kids' bones, about your size.

- There were no bones in the oven.

- She's not goin' in there.

- Yeah I guess not.

Looks like it is the dog cage after all.

- Kara, every kid in Hell Mountain's gone in there.

You go in five minutes, you come out.

No one will ever call you a baby again.

- Five minutes?

- Five minutes and you have to tell us what's in there.

- Why?

You already went inside, didn't you?

If you already went then why do I

have to tell you what's in there?

- Because if you tell us something different

we'll know you didn't really go in.

- Yeah.

You have to explore.

- Here, tell us what you see.

(ominous music)

- [Witch] You can taste it on your tongue.

(flashlight clicks)

- I'm in the kitchen.

- [Dylan] Look for the bones in the oven.

- (sighs) There are no bones in the stupid oven.

- [Freddie] Would you fit in there

or would they have to chop you up.

- Someone should chop you up.

(dramatic music)

Freddie, this place is creepy.

- [Freddie] You've almost made it.

(ominous ambient music)

- Three minutes.

(Kara gasps)

(bones crunch) (Kara gasps)

(soft guitar music)

(Josie sniffing)

- All right Kara, move your butt, come on.

(static crackles)

Kara, get moving.

Come on.

She probably tripped and broke something.

That's all I need.

- You made her go.

- Yeah, we shoulda put her in the dog cage.

Come on.

- What?

I'm not goin' in there.

(suspenseful music)

- [Freddie] Kara, get your butt out here.

We're leaving.

Kara, come on.

- [Dylan] Hey.

- Dude, she probably went out the front.

We're sitting out there like idiots waiting

for her and she's halfway home.

(phone ringing)

- Hey, is that her phone?

Where is it?

(Freddie laughs) (dramatic music)

There's no bones, just a phone.

(ominous ambient music)

- Oh shit.

(... crying out)

(suspenseful music)

(dog howling)

(soft jazz music)

(silverware clinking)

(witch groaning)

- [Witch] Good isn't it?

Sweet.

(witch chuckles)

(Josie vomiting)

Oh my poor child.

It gets better.

Perhaps it's time to call a doctor.

- House? What house?

- It's in a place called Bell Mountain, north of here.

- Bell Mountain.

- What's happening to me?

- This will all become clear.

(suspenseful music)

What are you doing sitting in the dark?

(light switch clicks)

How many were there?

- Three.

- Ages?

- I don't know.

Teenagers.

The girl was younger.

- Where are they now?

Do you know what happened here?

Did it stop the ache?

Good.

- Good?

I killed them.

- Yes you did.

It's your nature, genetic,

just like your mother.

Like an animal coming into heat.

Frankly I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner

when you were younger.

But perhaps your childhood gave you an immunity

that stopped the craving until now.

- I'm not a vampire.

- Of course not.

You're a witch.

The first daughter of a grand witch in fact.

Now that you've come of age you'll find you have abilities.

You're almost certainly timeless from this moment.

The curse is of course a taste for flesh,

children's flesh.

- What's going to happen?

- [Dr. Connery] You're going to feel markedly better.

- [Josie] For how long?

- Mm, depends.

With your mother it became seasonal, spring and fall.

Like I say, nature.

- I can't live like that.

Like she did?

I couldn't.

That's why I left home, isn't it?

- With help.

But yes.

- What about Robert?

- What about him? (suspenseful music)

He's been gone for years.

Can't blame him really.

- Is it all right that I'm not here?

- Another of your blind spots like this house.

I used to wonder if you were conveniently

forgetting things, but it was trauma.

However, you can't forget it forever.

- Robert's my brother.

- Robert was your pet, your rescue dog.

You made him your brother.

You saved his life, otherwise he'd be...

- I don't remember that.

- [Dr. Connery] That hardly matters.

You did a good deed, stood up to your mother.

Boy escaped, you with him.

Perhaps he's the family you wished you had.

But you know what they say about family.

You don't get to choose.

(dramatic piano music)

But enough reminiscence.

There are serious matters to discuss now.

- What?

- You won't always be able to stay in the open.

You're literally a fairytale creature.

You're gonna have to go underground,

deep down into the woods.

- That's where she is isn't it?

- It is.

In the shadows lurking on the outskirts of towns.

Feeding when she can on roadkill and runaways.

After you left, or ran away,

she couldn't stay here, she knew that,

but she wanted to keep the house.

I saw to that.

- I can't...

I can't let this happen.

- [Dr. Connery] I don't think

you're going to be able to avoid it.

- No, you'll help me find a way.

A cure.

Something.

- I wouldn't bet on it.

You should go now.

I'll take care of this.

- How?

- I've been cleaning up after your mother for 40 years.

Children go missing all the time.

The trick is to make their disappearance both plausible

and permanent.

One more thing.

Kill the story.

Go back to work and tell them it didn't pan out.

Just speculation.

And an empty house.

(ominous music)

- I'm glad you're feeling better.

I mean, I wasn't really worried

but I guess Connery is some sort of miracle worker.

- [Reporter] The Mojave County Sheriff 's Department

has issued a statewide Amber Alert

for three missing Bell Mountain teenagers.

The teenagers were last seen Wednesday afternoon

walking to a local convenience store.

- Hey.

- [Reporter] To further complicate matters--

- I'm wheels up at 2:40, so gotta jet.

Hey.

Love you.

- Love you, too.

- [Reporter] The Mojave County Sheriff's Department

asks for anybody with any information

leading to the discovery of the three teens

to please call the tip line at 760.

- Dr. Meyers, please.

- Why, he isn't here.

- How terrible.

It's so very urgent.

Will you tell him that Mr. Buckley

is having positively alarming hallucinations.

Why, he thinks he's the orangutan murderer.

(mumbles) murderer of the rue morgue.

Tell the doctor I must have some definite help.

I'll go get him and bring him in.

- No, don't do that.

(ominous music)

- So I have, like, the weirdest cravings.

Things I would never even like before,

like mustard on pretzels.

Can't get enough of it.

The guy at the mall in the pretzel place

probably thinks I'm hitting on him

because I've been there, like, four times this week.

And you know what else?

I was looking it up on the internet,

and because I have zero morning sickness it means...

Josie.

It means I'm probably having a boy.

Which is not, like, for sure for sure.

I have this weird feeling it's a girl.

So fingers crossed because girls rule.

You know I'm pretty sure that we

got knocked up in that house.

- The house?

- Bell Mountain.

When we went in there to set up all the pranks,

which I'm still really sorry about by the way,

but when we were going there to set up all the stuff

there was this big bed and one thing led to another,

and well...

You want some?

- No thanks.

- Well I hope you know you're gonna

get called on to babysit.

Like, a lot.

I know how much you love kids.

Mm, God listen to me.

Did I gab away this much when I wasn't pregnant?

Anyways, what's goin' on with you?

Got anymore haunted houses for us to look at?

I know the last one didn't really pan out.

Not a good enough horror story I guess.

(ominous music)

♪ You think you're big ♪

♪ You think you're bad ♪

♪ Giving yourself a heart attack ♪

♪ Don't you share ♪

♪ Don't share with me ♪

♪ You've got your lawyers and your Dad ♪

♪ Gonna show me who's a man ♪

♪ Don't you dare ♪

♪ Don't you dare try me ♪

♪ 'Cause all your pressure only makes a diamond ♪

♪ And your tears are no match for my blood ♪

♪ Oh while the ruby in my veins will shine on ♪

♪ You'll drown in the flood ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ You're just a marionette talkin' head ♪

♪ A fool's puppet, oh ♪

♪ You do what Daddy said ♪

♪ Don't forget you'll have to do it on your own ♪

♪ Oh could you do it all alone ♪

♪ She said it's hell in the hallway ♪

♪ God bless your soul ♪

♪ I said it's hell in the hallway ♪

♪ Devil rest your bones ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ You're just a marionette talkin' head ♪

♪ A fool's puppet, oh ♪

♪ You do what Daddy said ♪

♪ Don't forget you'll have to do it on your own ♪

♪ You couldn't do it all alone ♪

♪ She said it's hell in the hallway ♪