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Well, you know, how much longer must we go on sneaking around like this?

I can't take it anymore.

Darling, you know I'm ready to tell Mindy.

But until she's recovered from her surgery, well, I'm afraid

the news may... Oh,

my darling.

I must leave you.

No.

What we're doing is not right.

Sister!

The two people I love the

most, my fiancé and my own sister,

do you love her?

Prove it!

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

um um

Mmm.

Oh, my gosh.

Ewww.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Stephanie, the kiss was your cue.

Go!

Perhaps she was waiting for us to really have sex.

She's a fucking doll.

Is your little starlet upset again?

I don't know what the hell her problem is. Today she just stood there like a

zombie for, well, it seemed like 20 minutes. What the hell is she on?

She was upset about the character changes.

Oh, right.

The character changes.

Why can't she just do her fucking job like everybody else?

Steven, I know you guys just broke off your engagement.

Relationship.

Whatever.

Stephanie is still our number one daytime ratings draw.

So we, that means you too, need to find a way to make

her happy.

How about this?

Instead of her becoming an amnesiac prostitute, I've kind of been toying

the idea of a long -lost sister comes in and she's a porn star.

That's not going to work.

We already have her fiancé having an affair with her sister.

Two bad sisters is a bit much.

Steven, this is the daytime soap.

Nothing is ever too much.

And besides... I have a girl coming in right now to audition.

Right now?

Lisa, your appointment's here.

All right. See you, Steph.

I can't believe that they were actually... And I can't fucking believe

the goal in that.

And why is everyone calling me - Stephanie!

And just who the hell is - Stephanie, this is your new rewrite.

Lisa wanted me to -

Stephanie's the new character.

Cute.

Lisa wanted me to tell you to read that and leave you in the office later.

Okay. Thanks.

Just don't call me Stephanie anymore.

Whatever.

Not a case.

What the fuck?

This can't be right.

No offense to you, but I think you are perfect for the role.

However, you are the first person we've interviewed today.

Isn't this where I should be saying, but Mrs.

Andrews, I'd do anything to get the part.

What was that?

Well, you know what? I'm going to go with my instinct. I think you're going

be perfect for this park.

But first, we're going to have to introduce you to my dad.

Oh, speak of the devil.

Well, hello, Stephanie.

I'd like to introduce you to your Eve.

Oh, my God.

I think that was Eve.

What is she doing?

One, two,

three, four.

Holy shit.

Are you okay, Steph?

Quit calling me Stephanie!

Where the hell did I park?

Oh my god.

What the hell do I drive?

Where the hell am I even going?

Okay. Pull it together, goddammit.

My whole life is here.

My mother, the actress.

My sister, the prostitute.

My fiancé and her having...

AIDS here.

In the office.

Even.

sitting here on the sidewalk trying to figure out

I'm going into the studio to find out some answers.

Hey, Mindy's back.

Mindy?

Nice to see you back, Mindy.

What the hell is going on?

Everyone I know is calling me Stephanie.

Now everyone I don't know is calling me Mindy. But it sounds so... Hey, Mindy,

how's it going?

um um

hmm

Mmm.

Get in!

Excuse me.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Can we get the toys?

Yeah, Tony. Come on, please.

Yeah, I want your bag.

Eve?

Alright.

Go ahead.

um um

um um

Hello!

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

that was great.

Let's pet her again.

Okay.

Oh, fuck

you!

with you i think you're taking this production a little too seriously i mean

christ it's just a one -day wonder you know production

eve when did you start doing porno what

are you talking about you're the one that got me in the business in the first

place and why would i do that i have my reputation to think of

What reputation?

You're one of the nastiest sluts in porno.

Mindy Mounds.

DP Queen. Remember?

I am not. I'm an actor. I'm the biggest name on daytime TV.

Steph, is this some acting technique bullshit?

Some living the part crap?

Just remember what you are here for. To fuck.

Something you are particularly good at.

And famous for.

You mean I'm not a... I'm a...

Then why are all these people here from the South?

It's a story, honey.

A script.

Your script, remember?

Mom was an actress in the soap opera.

And I kind of followed in her footsteps.

But you, Steph,

I mean you, Mindy.

You always told me that any porn star could be a star in the daytime, folks.

But not many daytime stars could be porn stars.

It takes a special gift.

A deep, burning sexuality.

No one knows that better than you do, Mindy.

You're the best.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Thank you.

Okay.

And again.

Thank you.

um um

yeah yeah oh yeah

Yeah, yeah.

Mmhmm.

Yeah.

Yes, ma 'am.

Don't let them lick.

What we're doing is not right.

After all, Mindy is my...

Maybe

she's

been written out.

Cut!

William, I have much longer months to go on, speaking around like this.

I don't think it could take me much longer.

But darling, you know I'm ready to come in.

But until she's fully recovered from her surgery, well, I'm afraid the news

might kill her.

Then my darling, I must leave you.

No.

What we're doing is not right.

After all, Mindy is my...

Maybe

she's burnt out.

Cut! Christ!

Pick it up from what we're doing isn't right.

Okay, Jen, are you ready Stephanie?

um um

um um

um um

Fuck.

um oh

um

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

um um

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

No!

Come on!

After all, it's my script.

It's gonna end the way I want it.