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Oh, my God.

Since I moved into your new home, I don't know how many times I've done

Men don't hate this kind of thing.

The only drawback is that it takes too long to sleep.

Oh.

Xiao Shen, this is bad.

I think he's going to be on the road soon.

Come in.

What can I do for you?

Xiao Shen, come to the office.

It's only been half a month.

It's already the fifth time you're late.

You're clearly against me.

If you don't want to do it, just say it.

I don't want to break the company's rules.

Manager, I'm really not doing it on purpose.

Every night, I... Every night?

What about at night?

Are you going to confess?

Hurry up and say it.

No, no, no.

I sleep every night.

Yes, yes, yes. I sleep. I sleep.

Good.

I don't care what you do at night.

But from now on, if you're late again, you'll be ready to walk.

Today, I'll ask you to clean the company's floor.

Are you willing to do that?

Of course I'm willing. Of course I'm willing. Thank you for giving me another

chance. Thank you. Thank you.

No,

no, no.

Thank you for your help.

You're welcome.

You

need

to

sleep early today.

You can't be late tomorrow, no matter what.

Jin Li, you're deliberately going against me.

If you don't want to do it, just tell me.

Is that so?

Why isn't it dry yet?

This month, the company's revenue broke the best record in the past month. In

order to encourage you to improve your work efficiency, the company has held

a annual meeting this Saturday.

However, the meeting is self -disciplined.

I hope you will join us.

See you.

. . .

. . .

Oh, you're talking about Xiao Li?

I have feelings too.

You want to beat him too?

No, no, no.

I mean, you have a good taste.

I don't care if you beat me or not.

Anyway, I don't know how to dance.

Then I'll start first.

Be careful of your zipper when you are not wearing underwear.

. .

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

My friend was so nervous that he took me to the beach to play.

Let's go swimming.

No, I don't know how to swim.

Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go.

No, it's too fast.

Hey,

you're really good at shooting for me.

Brother, it's hot.

It's not convenient here.

Let's go to the empty room over there. Okay.

It's not bad here.

Let's go inside.

Let me get ready.

Come on.

No.

It's getting dark.

I'm scared.

It's all right.

Come on.

I realized that my physical strength was getting weaker and weaker.

So I took a lot of supplements to replenish my energy.

At

times,

I also tried to put as much energy into my body as possible before I went to

bed. I did all kinds of exercises to make myself so tired that I couldn't get

up. I tried to teach Heaven.

In the end, the dream came true.

The dream came true.

I really can't eat.

I have to do it every day.

So I want to find a horror movie.

Maybe it will change my mind.

In

the

end, people are not as good as the world.

This time, I'm not in a dream.

I'm in a dream.

You'll drool all over your pants.

Due to the lack of urine every night, the consumption of my urine is not good.

Therefore, I have to buy only urine.

I really don't know how to dance.

Xiao Xiao, let me tell you.

In the past, when I danced with Xiao Li, I would eat beans.

Let me tell you.

Dancing with a girl is like dancing with a horse.

In the past, when I took Xiao Li to a dance party, I would dance with

her for three days.

You just have to hold her tightly.

And then, your hand...

Then slowly move down.

When you feel that he is out of breath, it means that he

is moving towards you.

You can also use your mouth to bite his earlobe.

At this time, I guarantee that he will treat you well.

Then you can touch his breast.

Next, you can kiss her lips.

On the second day of the dance,

I asked her to go on a trip alone.

That night, I gave her to you.

Are you listening?

Boss, your eyes are black.

Are you sick?

I think I'm probably sick.

Then you should go see a doctor.

You can't go on like this.

It's no use.

I'll be honest with you.

Every night, I have a spring dream.

As long as there's a woman I like during the day,

In the evening, I'll have a fight with him.

Including your little girl.

Why don't I have the luck?

I want to be like her.

I'll have to use my brain.

Don't make fun of me.

What can you do for me?

I heard that there's a Taoist priest in Da Bao Village.

He specializes in yin and yang.

We might as well go and ask him.

Okay.

What's the matter?

Master, please, please.

I beg you.

I'm about to die.

Master.

He's over there. Hurry. Master, please, save me.

My family is so poor. If I die, they won't be able to live.

Master, please, please.

Master,

this is a big problem. If I don't make it, I won't be able to live.

Master, please.

Master, please give me a business card. Master, please.

Please give me a business card. Your wealth is priceless.

Good.

I'll give you one.

When you're old, I want to see you.

Thank you, Master. Thank you, Master.

Here, take it.

Thank you.

Uncle, what number is this? Why can't I read it?

This man is so lucky.

Take a look yourself.

Okay, thank you. Hey,

it's our turn.

It's okay, let's go.

What's wrong with you?

Say it, say it.

Say it.

I dream about it every day.

Is there any way to fix it?

How is it? Is it interesting?

Master, this is it.

Please have a look.

Master, can you save me? Master, can I burn this boat?

Master, can I move out?

Can I be saved, Master?

Master... There's no way.

This boat has been waiting for you for a long time.

It's been waiting for you for a long time.

No matter where you are, it will always be waiting for you.

Do you understand?

Thank you, Master.

You're a jerk.

It's all your fault.

Are you

crazy?

I'll kill you!

I don't think I can make it.

I think I can do it myself. You go and find a woman who's 30 years younger than

me.

You go and find her.

Where can I find a girl like that?

I'm a man of my word.

I shouldn't... Look.

It's like this.

Master, it's up to you.

I don't want to do it.

I don't want to be involved in this kind of thing.

I'm leaving now.

Thank you.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I didn't have a dream.

I didn't have a dream either.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm fine.