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Nice.

Yo, Ankh. What's up, B?

How you been, man? Yo, you put the rims on it. Yeah, bro, I did. I finally did,

man. You didn't let me drive it.

Hey, one of these days, man, don't worry about that, man. You're not here for

that. I'll get you to school. Come inside so we can meet the Ankh. All

All right, come on in.

Yeah, it's good to be here.

Awesome. It's so hot.

All right, huh? Eight hours?

Yeah, man.

It's good to be here. So how's my sister treating you back home?

Not bad, huh?

Hey, you know her. She's your sister. She's crazy.

Nah, but man, you're going to be going off to college soon. You're going to be

fine. Yeah, well, that's the part about that.

Because it has me a little stressed out.

And you know how that can be.

So, You got there for me. This is the list of schools.

I circled the ones I was interested in. Okay.

You know, maybe you can put in a word for me at the one you work at.

Pretty prestigious school, but we'll talk about that later. Okay, well.

This is a good one. This is very close. Yeah, this one's probably my top pick

because of just the area. Yes, definitely. It's like a college area

know. You know what?

Give me a second.

Honey!

Addie!

Yeah? Come over here. I want you to meet my nephew.

All right.

This one's awesome. Good pick.

Hey, honey.

Hi. This is my nephew, Peter. Hi.

He's in town. He's going to check out some universities this week.

Oh, very good. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

So, yeah, man.

Yeah, that one? I really like this school for you. I think you could do

there.

Yeah. What schools are you looking into?

A couple around here, around the area.

Okay. All right.

Really nice.

Yeah.

Oh,

this is a good one, too.

Got a couple of friends over here. I can probably help you out with that.

Yeah. So, you know, that one, another one that I was...

Yeah. Interested in. Okay.

And maybe... This was a little bit too far for you.

These two over here.

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. You tell me. What do you think?

You know what?

Let's leave this for later on today.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay, good. You hungry?

I'm fucking starving. Let's go get a bite to eat. Let's do it. Let's go.

All right. Come on.

Oh, my God.

So this is... You know...

Okay,

uncle, I'm really just trying to get into the one that you're at.

To my university?

Yeah.

Peter, you, you, you don't, you don't have the grades for that. I'm tired.

Don't you have the grades? What if I pick up another degree, man?

Peter, it's not, man, I don't have time.

Why are you so nervous?

Stop saying that. It was very prestigious.

I can't get to it. I can get a tutor. I can get a teacher.

You come from the side of the family to have the look. I got the brain. Come on.

You're a job.

I can try harder.

Come on. You can help me.

It's too difficult for you. You don't have what it takes. You know how much

people say that?

We'll talk about this again next year. I don't want to talk about it next year.

Look, Peter, I'm tired.

I'm going to take a nap.

I've got to wake up early tomorrow.

You're the worst.

You're just like my mom.

Exactly. Good night.

Well, he left early, so I'm going to admit it.

Did you decide which college you wanted to go to?

Yeah, well, I wanted to go to the one he works at, but he says I'm just not

smart enough.

Don't look today.

You're not looking at me.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, remember that I thought, because if you haven't been out, I mean, I

say you're not an asshole, but you're not the only one with a connection.

I can't really help you out.

You bet.

But, you have to keep a secret.

Okay. Your uncle's fucking students.

What? Yeah.

No way.

No, he is.

Nah. Yeah, I saw him on tech messages, a little note.

I filmed for a few months, all at the same time.

I've got the connections. I can pull some strings. It wouldn't be a problem.

just have to help me out.

Okay, what?

Wait, what?

What do you mean?

God, I can't believe that, Uncle. What have you done?

You know, it is what it is.

And me and your Uncle Ray, we have something in common.

What? I'm with you?

We're both, like, fucking college students.

What?

Yeah. You want to get in college, right?

I swear to God, I can get you into that college.

If you do one little favor for me.

Stop. No way.

That's why I'm cool.

Stop. Seriously.

What are you doing?

I mean, you can keep an eye on it in there for me.

Are you serious?

I'm dead fucking serious.

I really want to get into college.

Please help me, but... Get over here.

Step on these titties.

I'll get you into that car.

If I can get over here.

Please, don't tell me. Because then you'll tell my mom.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

a college student, aren't you?