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{dogs barking)

All
prisoners,

all prisoners,
report to level B.

Now!

{chains clanking)

- The taking
of a life

is no
minor matter,

nor do we
do it lightly.

This man has killed,
and he will be killed.

He will be
taken down.

His head
will be shaved.

He will be
given confession,

If he
wishes it,

and then we will
test the apparatus.

The lights will
dim once, twice.

The third time,

his soul will be
in that new place.

And I leave
it to you

to conjecture where
that new place will be.

I have no doubt but
that your thoughts

will
be troubled.

Keep them
to yourselves.

I want no
demonstrations.

I want
no comments.

Take him down.

- Move.

- So long, guys.

- So long, Bobby.
- No talking.

- What are you gonna do to him, take
away his commissary, son of a bitch?

- Jim, keep
it down, Jim.

- Son of a bitch.

I can't believe it.
Can you believe it?

Can you
believe it, Neddy?

- I can believe
most anything.

My problem is,
I just don't care.

- Taking Bobby
to the bakery.

- Sometimes it
works that way.

- The guy's going
to die and that's it?

- What's
your question?

- That that's the end of it?
That he goes in that room--

- He goes in that room, and they
light him up, and that's the end of it.

There's no eternal
life for his soul,

and the cruelty
of the world?

Is that
the thing?

Is that your
problem this fine evening?

- Yes.

- Why don't you
talk to the chaplain?

- I'm talkin' to you!
- I'm busy.

I've got my mind
on higher things.

- I feel
bad, Ned.

- Well, do
your own time.

- You two,
put these on.

- What is this?
Tell me what it is.

Shut up!

Keep walking!

Life's
a hellhole, pally.

- You two were
talking, hmm?

Answer me.

You two were talking
during my speech.

- Uh, I-

- You swine.

You
little swine.

Hold
him down.

You want order?

I'll give
you order.

I'll give
you order.

You want
a lesson?

Is that
what you want?

Is that
what you want?!

You want, you
want a lesson?

I'll give you a lesson!

I'll give
you a lesson.

Is that
what you want?

- W-Warden?

They're
ready, sir.

Keep them here.

We'll beat the
other one later.

Yes, sir.

-It's
all right.

It's all
right, Jim.

- I'm in bad
shape, Ned.

- "The Lord shall judge his
people and repent himself

for his servants when he
seeth the power is gone.

There is none
shut off or left

who shall say,
'Where are their gods?

"Their rock in
whom they trusted.

Nobody move!

Get back.
Get down!

- Don't do
this, my son!

- Open that door.

I'm gonna count
to three. One--

Go on,
open it!

Get in there!

Here, put
these on.

Come on!

- What do
we do now?

Tell 'em you
got a man for the morgue.

- Man for the morgue!
Man for the morgue.

- Where's
your pass?

- Come on!
{chains clank)

- I'm not sure this
is such a good idea.

- Nobody's
asking you, Ned.

- Bob, they catch
us now, they'll kill us.

- Welcome aboard.

{cart rattling)

Come on!

Come on!

Are we going,
or are we dying?

{gun firing)

Come on.

Come on!

All right,
let's go.

- Look, Bob--
- What?

Get out!

Ever hear the phrase,
"nothing to lose"?

{Bobby shouting)

- Get after them!

My God, you
goddamn fools!

Go!

- Wake up,
Jimmy, wake up.

Rip it off, rip
the number off.

- I'm cold.
- Yeah, I'm cold, too.

Come on,
walk it out.

I'm cold.

I'm cold.

What happened
to Bobby?

You think, you think
they got him, Neddy?

Uh-huh.

Look at this.

- "Do not neglect to show
hospitality to strangers,

for thereby some have
entertained angels, unawares.

Hebrews 13:1.”

- Very touching.

Hebrews.

- Wait a second.

- Ah!

Ugh.

- Hello.

- Who the
hell are ya?

- Do not neglect to show
hospitality to strangers,

for thereby, some have
entertained angels, unawares.

Hebrews 13:1.

- What are
ya? Priests?

- Yeah. That's
right, we're priests.

- You put her down,
I'll give you a ride.

{chains clanking)

Into the town, across
the bridge and we're free.

I'm sure
they're looking for ya.

- What?

I'm sure
they're looking for ya.

- Who's looking for us?
- The monastery,

your
fellow priests.

- Yeah, I'm sure
they're looking for us.

What are ya,
missing morning prayers?

- Yeah, we're missing
the whole program.

What do you care?
- I don't care a damn thing.

I told ya, it's
all superstition

far as I'm concerned.
- That's fine.

Now you just
drop us off at a town.

- I'll tell you what else,
you get people worked up,

you get
people worked up

over that shrine of
yours, that Weeping Virgin.

- We'll get
out here.

Won't be one more
minute, I'll have you down.

- Oh, we'll get out here.
- Well, I could use your help,

carry my deer
to the butcher.

- I'll tell you what, you
go down to the garage,

and we'll come down and
help you carry your deer for ya.

Why don't
you just come with me?

- We need a moment to
compose our thoughts.

If it weren't for you,
I'd never have killed that deer.

- Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Well,

thank you
for your courtesy.

God bless you
and all that.

- Okay, Mr. Johnson,
just move it over there.

- Can you swim, Jimmy?
- No.

- Neither can I.

- Think Bobby
made it, Neddy?

- Not like
this, he didn't.

We gotta
ditch these togs.

Come on.

- What are you gonna
do on Free Street, Neddy?

- I'm gonna do it all, pally,
and I'm gonna do it again,

and I'm gonna get two
of the best of everything,

and anybody muck with
me, they're goin' down!

Come on.

Ready?

- I wonder what
happened to Bobby.

I wonder, I wonder
if he got across.

- What happened,
happened, Jim.

- Maybe they got him back.
I'm not going back there.

- That's right,
we're not going back.

- Hey, hey.

We look, we look like
a couple of Hoosiers.

- That's right,
let's go.

- Okay, let's go.

Hey, coins
in the pocket.

Coins in the pocket,
that's good luck.

That's good luck, don't you think?
- Uh-huh.

Right.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.
- It's okay.

It's gonna
be okay.

-I can't
go back there.

- Nobody is
going back.

It's gonna
be just fine.

- I gotta get
some smokes, man,

I'm telling ya.

- Okay.

Get
your smokes,

and then
we'll go across.

- You take care of me, Ned,
because I got to get across.

- Keep walking.

- Got to get across.
- Just keep walking.

Right with you.

- Just want a
pack of tailor-mades.

- Yeah, right
with you.

Bunch of damn
nonsense, all them damn

priests in town
at the shrine.

Don't buy
a damn thing,

but they want
something, you'd better

have it
on hand.

Thanks, Miss Harris.
- Thank you.

- Be with you
gents in a second.

- Oh, we just want a
pack of tailor-mades.

- Momentos
of the shrine,

postcards, key chains
of the Weepin' Virgin.

Not a penny in it, but
they want it every year.

Priests and tourists,
put on that dumb show!

- Two packages of oatmeal.
Set 'em down, will ya?

Account's
getting a bit long.

- Well, I need it.
Set 'em down.

- Yeah...
- I got a hungry kid.

You'll catch
me later.

What are
you looking at?

Yeah.
That's right.

- Special
kind of smokes?

Luckys'll do.

- That Shrine,
talking about it,

didn't mean
to offend you.

I probably put
my foot in it,

and you're tourists,
come to see the shrine.

Where are
you folks from?

- Oh, here
and there.

- Something I can
interest you in that case?

- We ought a be
about going now.

We ought a be
about going now!

- You forgot your change.
- That's okay.

- Sir, change.

Let's see if we can't
spend it in your store.

Did you folks hear
about the jailbreak?

- No, can't say
that we have.

Where did
you say you were from?

- Uh, uh, uh...

- Yes sir, it, uh, seems there
were these three convicts

shot their
way out.

- Uh-huh.

There ya are.

I told ya I
needed your help.

These friends
of yours, Carolyn?

- My help?

- My car is stalled
down at the garage.

I need you to haul that
deer down to the butchers.

- You know
these folks?

- Know 'em, yeah,
they're priests,

this is Father...

I didn't
catch your name.

- Priests?

Oh, God.

Oh, God,
I-I'm sorry.

Gentlemen,
uh, Father,

what I'm saying, ramblin'
on, if I offended you,

no, no
hard feelins?

- That's fine.

You gonna
help me with that deer?

I mean, I'd die if
I thought I'd offended you.

- Hey, no big deal.
- Or anybody associated with the shrine.

Here, a little,
little token.

Take
them, please.

Take some
back to your friends.

It's got the Weeping
Virgin on one side,

a thermometer
on the other.

Awful
handy, really.

Well, it's a
cool day out, heh.

Button up.

No hard
feelings, Father?

- Go with God.

- Hey, I have
that same coat.

- Harry,
here's a list.

I also need a few shells
for the old 12-gauge.

Damn car's
all stove in,

fender busted,
need a new radiator.

How am I
gonna afford that?

Should turn in that bill to
your church, I swear to God.

- Why don't ya?
- Everything's so expensive.

Canned goods.

Cheaper to
shop in Canada.

- So why dontcha?
- Because my car's wrecked.

If I walk over, how am I
going to get my groceries back?

- After what
you've done for us,

we'll go with you and
fetch your things back.

- That's very
Christian of ya.

- You know what
the Bible says.

- What?

What's that?

- Yunno.

- Matter of fact, I usually
do my shopping over there.

I wouldn't
let on to Harry.

You think that's dishonesty,
you just go on and think it.

-I can't
do it.

- You can, Jim,
it's a piece of cake.

-I can't
do it.

- Now, you wanna
kill yourself, that's fine,

but there's two of us here,
and I'm count in" on you.

So you buck up, Jimmy,
and you act like a priest!

- Hail Mary,
full of grace,

- Morning, Mrs. Blair.
- How are you today?

Ya working hard?

Well, we're looking
for those convicts that escaped.

- Convicts, convic...

- Hey, I found
'em for yal

I found your
two lost priests.

- Where have
you been?

- Uh,
well, yunno.

- Sheriff, you know
who these are?

- No.

- Carolyn has found
our lost priests.

This is Father Brown
and Father Riley.

- Thank the Lord!

We thought maybe
the convicts got you.

- Yeah, convicts.
- Had a jailbreak.

Got me some
killers on the loose.

That's all
right, boys.

- But where
have you been?

And where
are your clothes?

- Uh, they got lost
when, uh, yunno.

- I found them coming
through the woods.

Looked like a couple
of raggle-taggle gypsies.

- Gypsies?

Do you know
who these are?

This is Fathers
Brown and Riley.

Brown and Riley,
"A New Look at Revelations?”

- Uh-huh.
- These are two

of the finest thinkers
in the church today.

- You're lucky you say
you were lost in the woods.

You're lucky
one of my boys

didn't get on you,
take you for the convicts.

- Oh, what would
they have done?

- Done, well, he
would a shot ya.

- We've been meeting
every bus for two days.

That's all right
boys, you let 'em through.

Now, you have a
good day now, Mrs. Blair.

- We best be
getting back now.

- We're gotta help Mrs.
Blair with her groceries.

George, George!

- Run along
over with Mrs. Blair

and help her
with her shopping!

- We wired Arizona when
you didn't arrive on time,

but they said
they had no clue.

Your monsignor
is quite worried.

Then the storm
and these prisoners,

I don't know.
- I tell you something.

Nothing was going to
keep us from coming here.

Shall we go in?

- Get these
chains knocked off

at the blacksmith's, then
get into these priest duds

and back
over the border.

You
call it, Neddy.

- Coming?
- Yeah.

{chains clanking)

- I know
this must be

quite a
moment for you,

having written so
much about the shrine,

having never
seen it.

That's why I took you
back from the border.

I knew how much
you wanted to be here.

- Thank you.

- The
Weeping Madonna.

I'm sure you'll find
something here that'll fit.

God bless
you both.

- God bless
you, Father.

God bless you.

{church bell ringing)

- Father, Father,
we-we've been

waiting for
you eagerly.

We-we
prayed for you.

- Yeah, uh, well,
we got delayed.

- I-I've read
all your books.

- Thanks.

- You know, you don't look
a thing like your pictures.

- Fasting
and prayer.

- Yeah, well, it's
such an honor

to have men
of your learning

and of your
reputation here.

We-we were so
worried about you.

- Yeah, yeah.

- We wired the
diocese in Arizona.

- Yeah, he told us, he
told. We appreciate it.

- Well, well, thank the
Lord you've-you've come.

What,
what's this?

- You dunno
what that is?

- No.

-It's a
clothespin.

{monk chuckling)

- But, Father, why,
why were you

wearing it
in your collar?

- Uh,

uh,

the thing
of it is, is,

you know
what it is?

- No.

-It's a
reminder.

Any of us could get
snatched at any moment.

- Of course!

] When Thou givest them
their bread in due season

Thy
openest Thine hand--

And filleth all things
living with thy blessing.

- I'd like
to add one

one special prayer
of thanksgiving.

My brothers and
guests here today,

a special prayer
of thanksgiving,

for the
safe arrival

of Father Riley
and Father Brown.

Many of us are
acquainted with their work,

and we are
all, I'm sure,

glad of the opportunity
to meet them in person.

We're thankful
for their presence,

their scholarship
and their participation

in the Procession
of the Shrine.

Today, a
special blessing.

Father Brown, would
you render it for us?

I
think you're Brown.

- I think you're Brown.
- You're Brown.

- Father Brown.

{men speaking foreign language)

- Bishop Nogalitch
points out

it's his turn
to say the grace.

- Please tell
the bishop

we appreciate his
courtesy in ceding

his position to
our new arrivals.

- Oh, let, let him
read. It's his turn.

I don't wanna get
in anybody's face here.

- No, no,
Father Brown.

Please.
Honor us.

- Father?

If you could follow
me to the lectern?

- You know what?

Let's just say
s-something appropriate.

Here's a
good grace.

Be nice
to strangers,

'cause sometimes
you're a stranger, too.

- This is not
a fitting grace.

- What's
wrong with it?

- It's a bit unusual, but
quite to the point, I thought.

- What are
we, Protestants?

- As soon as we
pop off the leg irons...

You listening?

You listening?

Jimmy, get
out of it, will ya?

Lay low here for a while.
I'm gonna find some way

to pop us out
of these chains,

and then we
head across the river.

- We're safe staying
right here, Ned.

- Yeah,
yeah, yeah.

Until the real priests
show up, we're safe.

- I hope
you'll participate

in our lectures
later on in the Shrine.

- Oh, I'd like
nothing better.

- Get these
leg chains off,

then it's straight
across the river.

You lay low around here. Half
an hour, meet you right back here.

- Father Brown.

- Who's Brown?
- You are.

- Shall I enter your
name in the lottery?

- What's
the prize?

Oh, hey,
don't bother.

Well, no, I
never won anything.

- Oh, you
can never tell.

I-I'll put
you down.

Oh.

- Afternoon, Bill.
- Sheriff.

- Gonna need them
horses back this afternoon.

Going
back up in the hills again?

- Well,

they gotta
be somewhere.

They got no food,
prison clothes.

Either they're up there in the woods, or
they're gonna cross down over here.

You got the bridge

staked out
pretty good, do ya?

- Oh, you best
believe we do.

We're bringing
out the dogs.

The dogs will be
here any minute.

We've got the
prison staff, come down,

stand guard on
the bridge with us.

We'll catch them.
Don't you worry.

- Bring them back
whichever way they want.

- You ask
me though,

I think it'd be a lot less
problem shoot to kill.

That's what
the Bible says, isn't it?

"They killed and
they shall be killed.”

- Yeah.

What was that?
- Well, I don't know.

There
she goes.

Bless me,
Father, for I have sinned.

It's been three weeks
since my last confession.

- Uh-huh.

I
can't help myself.

- Yeah, uh-huh.

- Please, Father.

Or what?

- Help me.

- Okay, what,
what, what is it?

I can't help you
if you don't tell me.

I've been
sleeping with this woman.

- Huh? Alright, and what,
you're not married to her?

- No.
- You're married to someone else?

- My wife!
- Your wife know about this?

- No!
- Well whaddaya worried about then?

Forget about
it, stop whining.

- But I
broke my vow.

I'm such
a sinner.

Help me.

- Okay,
okay, look.

Try to break off
seeing this broad.

Say ten Hail Marys, make
a good Act of Contrition,

if you see the girl again,
pop back in, no big deal.

God bless you.

- I can't, Father,
I can't help myself.

You have to help me.
- Now look, I did what I could.

You know,
there's a time

when a man's got to
stand up, take a stand.

Why don't you
take a few days off,

go in the woods, something,
make your peace with God.

- No, no, I can't leave town
until we catch those convicts.

I'm stuck
here in town.

I'm in a state of
constant temptation.

Please, I can't
control myself.

I need your
help, Father.

You're a good man.
You're a pious man.

Help me.
- How can I help ya?

- Come with me.
Come with me.

Talk to her,
talk to us together.

- Now, look, look, buddy,
- I've dragged her in sin, Father.

- Well,
I'm sure--

- Father, please,
I'm begging you!

Please, help me!
- Get up, get up.

- Please,
Father, please!

I need
your help.

- All right, all right, all
right, all right, okay, okay.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Thank you,
Father.

C'mon,
get in there.

Back,
come on.

Come on,
come on.

Take it out.

Take it out.

Take it out.

- And I prayed.

I prayed to
the Blessed Virgin,

and I prayed to Saint
Anne, and I asked,

I asked myself, "Why,
why am I so weak?

Why am
I branded?”

And I said,
“Lord, Lord!

I am a
fornicator!

What am I doing to
myself and to my wife?

I am a
fornicator.”

- Shh.

- She can't hear, the poor
child's deaf and dumb.

Up here, Father.

I brought this priest
here to avow our sins.

- I don't care.

Whore,
we have sinned!

- Hey, I
don't care.

And I told you
I don't care.

You did
what you did.

If you think it's a
sin, you live with it.

Now, I'm
busy now.

- Please, help me.
Please, help me!

- You got
a problem?

Stop
coming here.

You think
you're filthy?

You think
you're a swine?

All those names you
say while we're doing it?

- I'm gonna
be sick!

- You
be sick,

you be sick
somewhere else.

- Well--

- He's got no cause to
be coming here like that.

- Yeah, well, you
don't like the guy,

what'd you go to
bed with him for?

- For five dollars.
- What, do you have five dollars?

I'll go to bed with you, too.
What, you think that's a sin?

You think
I care?

Your mumbo
jumbo. You think I...

I slept with him,
yeah, and I'll sleep

with anybody comes
up the five bucks.

That's evil?
Yeah, throw me out,

what you priests
pay me to work here,

do your own
goddamn washing.

And don't you
talk to me about God.

Don't you tell
me about sin.

Your religion's
so good, your God,

get him to
cure my little girl.

Hey, cure that girl out
there, your Blessed Shrine.

Your Saint Ann, eh?
Your Weeping Virgin--

Yeah, cure
my little girl.

Get
outta here!

You got
your nerve.

I need
a man.

I need
a husband.

My little girl
needs help.

I got
nothing.

Are you gonna give
me those things?

Are you gonna give
me those things?

- I wish
I could.

- I wish you
could, too.

But
you can't,

so why dontcha just get
the hell out of my room!

- Father, here.

- What's this for?
- It's for your beautiful project.

It's for the
restoration of the Shrine.

- Oh. I can't
thank you enough.

God
bless you.

- It's for a
good cause.

You dunno the half of it!

Here.

Have a
key chain.

- Thank you.

- Uh, actually, I got five dollars.
- Get outta here!

I had enough of your
bullshit for one day.

- Son of a bitch. I knew
it, those convicts are here.

Here, get the scent,
quick, come on, come on.

- Yeah,
who is it?

- Father?
- Yeah, what is it?

- Uh, I wanted
to ask you,

"A New Look at Revelations,”
you-you approached 10:19,

“Love the Stranger,
for you yourselves

were strangers once
in the land of Egypt.”

And-and you used
the word, a "sacrament.”

- You like
that, huh?

- Well, yes, yes.
I appreciated it.

And-and what I believed
was an echo of the Gnostic.

The-the
ecstatic mode.

Well, that is
to say a true,

well, that
is to say, uh,

a noninterpretive
understanding of the text.

- You
got it.

I did?

I thought, I mean,
I thought that I did.

I just...

Forgive me if
I'm running on.

You know, here at the
monastery, we're-we're

enjoined to silence
for most of the year.

- Yeah?
- And, you know,

it's such a pleasure
when the bonds are lifted

for the Feast
of the Shrine.

And then, this week,
to have all this company--

-It's a
heady thing.

- Well, and then we-we heard
your bags were stolen and, uh,

well, in-in line
with that verse,

"kindness to
the stranger,” uh,

I wa-- I wanted
you to have these.

- Get
outta here.

- No.

It's
an honor.

It's, it's an
honor meeting you.

- Back atcha.

Hey, thanks.

- Well, heh...

- Oh my God.

- Here. We gotta
get out of here.

Sheriffs all
over the place.

- I-I really wanted to ask
you, will you sign my book?

- Sure, give
it to me.

- We all especially enjoyed
your section about the Shrine.

- You like
that, huh?

- Oh, yes,
very much.

- Which
one am I?

- I think Father Brown
and I, we have to talk.

Father?

Fathers?

Will you be coming in
the Procession tomorrow?

- Depends on
how things falls out.

I can't give ya a
definite yes or no.

If you'll excuse us, we have
to talk about writing things.

Oh, of course.

- What took you so long?
- I got lost.

- Look, that kid
gave me his beads.

- Yeah, I'm
very happy for ya.

Hold still.

{Ned grunting)

- Aw,
thank you.

- Now, a dash
across the river,

and it's Free
Street, baby.

- I'm with you, Neddy.
- Some booze and some broads,

and this country
can kiss my ass!

We hit
the border,

you make the sign of
the cross over the guy.

I make the sign of
the cross over the guy.

- Afternoon, Father.
- Afternoon, afternoon.

Open your book. Look
down in your book.

Mumble something.
Here we go.

Look down
in your book!

- What do you think
happened to Bobby?

- I dunno. We'll
talk about it later.

- What's the first
thing you're gonna do

when you get free, Ned?
- Keep your mouth open, Jim,

and we'll talk about it
on the northern side.

- I'm gonna do, I'm gonna
do something important.

- Yeah, that's fine.

- Figure you're
only alive so long,

you might as well do
something with yourself.

- Uh-huh,
uh-huh, uh-huh.

Piece of cake.
Head in the book.

Read the book,
mumble, over we go.

- I just wanted
to thank you.

- You don't owe
me anything.

- It's so rare that
someone cares, you know.

Or that you didn't
say I was weak.

- Well, you
know, that's--

- And I think I'm
gonna tell my wife,

just put it all at her feet.
- Well, that's a great idea.

- Father, would you do me
the honor of shaking my hand?

- Sure.

- Thank you.

Let Fathers Brown
and Riley through.

Thank you Father.

{gate clanks)

George!

George!

Stand over here!

Not there, here!

- Almost home free.
We're almost home free.

Head in the book,
head in the book.

- Good
day, Fathers.

- Oh, no.
- What?

- Oh, no,
it's the warden.

No, no, don't run,
don't run, don't run.

It's okay. We're
okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

One more minute
and over we go.

- I can't go back
to the joint, Ned.

- You don't have to.
Just read the book.

{dogs barking)

- Fathers, I'm looking
forward to the Procession.

- Oh, aren't we all?
- Now, friends of mine tell me

you two are the authors
of some pretty deep books.

- Well, you know, it
depends on your taste.

- Well, I'd like to read
them sometime if I could.

I mean, I think of
myself as a good Catholic.

- We'll send you some.
- Yep.

I did a little
writing myself once.

- Did you, now?
That's great.

- Yeah, but I didn't
have any luck selling it.

I was just wondering
if you just might have

a look at this for me--
- Oh, my goodness!

Did we say our
silent prayer?

We're busy right now.
- I understand.

{dogs barking)

- Gentlemen,
it's all right.

Let "em
through.

Folks, let 'em
pass, please.

Father?

Father.

{dogs barking)

- Just find them.

You instruct your
men to shoot on sight,

or at my
command.

$100 on the head
of each man, dead.

- Uh-huh.

- You understand that?
- Yeah.

- $100.

- Father?

Father.

You didn't
answer my question.

You didn't
answer my question.

Is your shrine gonna
cure my little girl?

I mean, yous
told me to be true,

and I thought about it, and
I thought I would be true.

I-I'd be
glad to be true.

What's in it for me?
You understand?

If I believe?
- I can't talk to you now.

- Well, you could
talk to me before,

when all you had
was shame and all.

Why can't you talk now?
Why can't you talk now?

- You're making
a scene.

- Hey, uh, what's that
compared to eternal life?

- Well, they've
gotta be in this area,

or they would have
frozen in the woods.

- You got a lot of spunk now. Why
don't you just get out of here!

Will you beat it?
Get outta here!

- Screw you,
Your Holiness!

What, you think I didn't see
the way you looked at me,

I said I'd go
to bed with you?

- Will you, for Christ's
sake, will you shut up?

- What are you, too
scared or too cheap?

If God really
made the world,

he should a put
some men in it.

Look, you wanna answer
my question Father?

-1, 1
can't do it.

- You want to lead
us to the shrine?

You wanna wash
away our sins?

I'm ready
to change.

- Go on, get
this thing up!

{dogs barking)

- Damn you.
Damn you.

- I'm already
damned, Father.

I'm damned to
hell for adultery.

I'm damned
for eternity.

What's a little rudeness going
to get me, two more weeks?

That's what I
wanna know.

Everybody's
saying how ...

{dogs barking)

- Go away.
Get outta here.

- You had no business
to come to my room.

- Get outta here.
- What, was that the act of a man?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who are you?

Who are you? You don't
know what your life is.

You don't know what
my life is. Who are you?

Live your own life,
whyn't ya live your own life!

- Hey, why
don't you?

Who the hell are
you to talk to me?

Why are you stuck
up in a monastery?

Watch my
little girl.

- We have a populace.
- You do not have a populace.

When I am gone,
you have a populace.

Until then, all you've
got is a bunch of suspects.

- All right, how do we
get past the warden?

- Shh.

- She's deaf.

Okay, okay.

We can do this.
We can do this.

We just need
a little thought.

We need a plan. We're
not gonna panic, yeah?

- Every house,
clear it out!

Send in the dogs!
Smoke 'em out!

- Well, people live here.
- I don't give a goddamn!

People can live here
when those men are dead.

- Now,
just go easy.

- Easy?

You've got
the wrong man.

{dogs barking)

You got the
convict clothing?

- What, huh?
Yes, yes.

- We're going to
go house to house.

Take some
men around there.

Go, go around there.
- I'm going.

- You stay here
on the side with me.

Get the
dogs, come on.

Follow me,
Follow me,

Over here.

Over here,
this way.

{dogs barking)

- I've been in tougher
spots than this before.

{dogs barking)

Uh-oh.

{dogs barking)

- Good evening.
- Hi, there.

- Good luck on the
lottery tomorrow.

- Uh-huh.

- You're not
wearing any shoes.

- It brings us
closer to the earth.

So this is the
statue that cries?

- I guess
it is.

- And what does it
do? It grants wishes?

- Eh.

- I know what I'd
wish for right now.

- Huh?

- I'd wish for two
new pairs of shoes.

Please lady, give me and
Ned, two new pairs of shoes.

I say we try the
river tonight, Ned.

- Yeah, what do we
do, walk on the water?

- Steal a boat?

- They got the waterfront sewed
up tighter than a football.

- Hey, whaddaya,
whaddaya...

We're not
going back.

I mean, Bob,
Bob got across.

- You don't know
that Bobby got across.

- We gonna believe
that, Ned. We gotta.

- We do?

- Oh, yeah.
- Why?

- Because if we don't,
what are we gonna believe?

{dogs barking)

- Where
ya going?

- To prayers
and dinner.

- Oh.

{dogs barking)

{dogs barking)

- Get back.

Get back.

I'm telling you,
nobody lives here

except for the
goddamned, the--

Monks!

- Lady, I know you think
I'm a bad guy, but I know,

and I know you
been watching me.

But I'm not
a bad person.

Please, don't, don't
let 'em take me back.

Please don't let
"em take me back.

Please.

- The
Weeping Madonna.

- Oh.

Hello, Father.

- That's the
wonderful thing

about what you've
written, you and your friend.

We must never
forget that it's

simply a hole
in the roof.

- Yeah.

- That's why we were
so glad you could come.

You know,
your notion

on the true
meaning of a miracle,

well, I just
want to thank you.

I'm sorry if
I disturbed you.

- Ah well, uh, no
I was just, uh--

- The word you're looking
for is "praying,” I believe.

It's not easy being
a priest all the time.

I understand.

Don't worry.

It'll be all
right, my son.

- S-Sometimes it-

- Yes?

- Some,
sometimes I,

I just need
help though.

- Mm-hmm.

- There is
no help.

- Did you
ask her?

- I suppose
I did.

- For what?

- For help to get from
one place to another place.

- Mm.

Well, she's
never let me down.

Will you be marching in
the Procession tomorrow?

- Well, Father, in truth,
I have other things to do.

- I understand.

It is a long
walk into Canada.

- Into Canada?

- Yes, it's a long
walk all the way,

with the Shrine,
into Canada.

(yell
Yo

Oh.

Oh!

Are we
still doing that?

- What?

- Carry, uh,
we're carrying it?

Carrying it, the
thing, into Canada?

- Yes, we're
still doing it,

across the bridge
to our sister church

on the
Canadian side.

- Ach!

Okay,
thank you.

- I changed my mind. I
wanna march in the Procession.

- It's too late.

- Waddaya
mean, too late?

- You're late.
You're a day late.

- Well, we
got delayed.

- We've just
closed up the list.

- Well, open
the list up.

- Can't do it.

- Waddaya mean,
you can't do it?

- Can't do it.

- Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

You want me to go
above your head?

- He doesn't understand
the meaning of the phrase.

- Uh-huh.
He doesn't?

It means, I'm gonna
go to the head man.

I'm gonna rat you
out. I gotta problem.

I gotta right to march
in that Procession.

Now, you
sign me up!

- This is not a
Christian attitude.

- You know what?
You tell him, tough!

- He says that there is, uh,
something wrong about you.

- Yeah? You tell him
he dunno the half of it,

unless he puts my
name on that list.

- All right.

- Who will your
afflicted be?

- I'm sorry?

- He says,
"Are you deaf?"

Who will your
afflicted be?

- Afflicted?

- Who will be the
afflicted person

you will be
escorting in prayer

for the intercession
of the Virgin?

- Why, we just thought
we'd be going ourselves.

- Yes. Yes,
that's lovely.

Let's live our lives
with no rules at all!

Now, who will be
the sick or crippled

or disabled person whom
you will be escorting across?

- Hey.
Hey! Hey!

Where's
your mother?

Where's
your mother?

Where's
your mother?

Huh?

Where's Mommy?

Aw!

- Ah! Mr.
Holiness.

- Let me help you with this.
- Oh, no. I don't need your help.

- I wanna ask
you something.

- What, you want to take
me upstairs for a ride?

You've got your nerve.
- Yeah.

Yeah! I'm
a sinner.

- Oh. Big of
you to say so.

- But I
wanna change.

- Oh, good luck.

- I want to take your little girl
on the Procession of the Shrine.

- You go
to hell!

- Why, what's the matter? You
don't believe in Divine Grace?

- I told
you, piss off!

I don't, I don't
need your magic show.

- If God wants to
take your little girl--

- Hey, I told you, I don't want
your goddamn mumbo jumbo,

and I won't letcha
curse my kid with it.

- Wait a second.
Please, please.

Isn't
there anything,

Isn't there anything which
would change your mind?

What could I do
to change your mind?

- I'll tell you what
would convince me.

- What?

- Jimmy.

Jim--
Father Brown?

Father Brown.

- Hey, Ned.
- I have to talk to you.

- Is there anything else I
should know, I mean, at all?

Is this
too scratchy?

- Jimmy!

- You get
used to it.

- I have to talk to you.
- Not now, Ned.

- Jimmy!
- I've got it whipped, okay?

I made
my mind up.

- What, what?

- I'm gonna check into the deal here.
- What deal?

- Father Brown is
going to join our order.

What?

- It's three squares and a cot.
- Jimmy!

- I told you, Ned,
I'm not going back in.

- I got the way out,
Jimmy. I got the way out!

- You do?
- Yeah!

We're about 300
feet from freedom,

and I can
get us across.

Don't go
native on me now.

What are you tryna to
do, shanghai my pal, huh?

Changed our minds.
Sorry, changed our mind.

- I can't believe it, Ned,
they're gonna catch us.

- No, no, I
promise ya. No.

All we need's a hundred
bucks from that shrine out there.

- Now, when the
Procession starts,

I am going to be holding
onto a part of the float.

- Okay,
good, good.

- Then Father
Levesque will say,

"Suffer the little
children to come unto me.”

Here, take
one of these.

Then I will hold
out my hands--

- Uh-huh.

- Then you will come
forward with the child,

bring the afflicted
child forward--

Right.

- So that the child, so
that the child can join

the group of
afflicted children.

- Uh-huh.

- I'm trying to explain
these rules to you,

- Yeah, I'm
listening, I'm listening.

- So that you will be
able to follow them

when the time comes.
- Good, okay, good.

- Then, the child will
stand in the group.

You will stand near the child--
- Okay, okay.

And wait for the
signal from Father Levesque.

- Okay, good, good.
- Are you following this--

- Yes, I'm listening.
- Because we won't be able

to discuss
it at the time.

- Uh-huh, okay, okay.
- We can only discuss it now.

Now, first--
- Okay.

- We will all gather
into the square--

- Uh-huh.
- And then there will be the brass band,

and the children's choir
will say the "Ave Maria,”

and then they will
raise the crucifix--

- Uh-huh.

- The altar
boys will gather,

Father Levesque will raise his
hand, and then you say what?

- I say,
“Follow,”

uh, "I will pray
for the inter,

inter,
in-inter, in-inter-

- The intercession.

- "Intercession of
the unfortunates.”

- Yes.
- You got my money?

- Excuse me?

- You got
my money?

The Procession's starting
in fifteen minutes.

- What's this?
Excuse me,

aren't we going to
finish discussing this?

Yeah, it's
gonna be fine, will ya?

Hey, you are one
money-grubbing bitch!

Whats a matter
with you?

- Whatever, but the kid
don't march in the parade

without I get a hundred bucks.
- Hey, you're gonna get your money!

You're going to get
your goddamn money!

How'd you get this way?
- None of your business.

What are you to me?
What are you to me?

Nothing, what?

You want me to pray?
You want me to screw?

You want me to
march in the parade?

Pay me.

- Nice talk in front
of your kid, huh?

- She can't
hear you.

She's deaf!

- They shot him!

They shot him!

- They shot who?
They shot who?

The one they were
looking for, the convict.

He was trying
to steal the money.

- Jimmy.

- They shot
the convict!

They shot
the convict!

He tried to get away,
but they shot him.

They shot
the convict.

- Oh, hell.
Jimmy! Where?

Where, where?

- Well, he ran inside
the general store.

Well, they chased him
inside the general store,

and he tried
to get a gun.

Move, move, move,
move, move, move, move!

- Warden, I was
just about to...

- Send for
the doc.

Get some
more men over here.

It's him.

We've got
our convict.

- I think he
needs a priest.

- I'm
a priest.

{dogs barking)

- Father, Father,
I've been shot.

- I'm very
happy for you.

He was
trying to steal.

I saw him over
by the gun case,

- Come on, come
on, get him out here.

Get him locked up. If he's
gonna die, let him die in jail!

- It's a priest!
It's a priest!

Let
him through.

- Jimmy, I'm so sorry, I told
you we had to get outta here.

- What the hell are you talkin'
about? I ain't gonna die!

Get this goddamn
priest outta here!

- Bobby!

- This man is
on his last leg.

Come on,
hurry up!

Get out of the way, get
out of the way, move back.

Come on, get that
goddamn thing in here.

- All right.

Gently, men, gently.
- Get him down.

Come on, get
him down there.

Now look, he
gives you any sass,

you let him drown
in his own blood.

- Ned?

Ned?

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!

Get me
that priest.

Get me
that priest!

I wanna talk
to that priest.

- Father, this
way now.

- I wanna
confess my sins!

You son of a bitch, ain't
there a Christian among you?

- All right,
Father, this way.

- He don't
look that sick.

- Excuse me.

- I don't think he's religious.
- Get me that priest!

- Forgive this poor
boy for what he did.

He knew not
what he did.

Deliver him
from evil. Amen.

But let
him, let him,

let his soul
rest in some peace

for all the
terrible sins he did.

He, he was a bad person,

But-but he-he
repents for his sins.

- Bless me Father,
for I have sinned.

- I thought
you were dead.

- It's been a long time
since my last confession.

- Yeah, but why'd you have
to shoot that deputy, Bob?

- Cut the comedy, huh? You
would a done the same thing.

I'm not asking you where
ya got the priest togs, am I?

That's
your business.

Just tell me how
we get outta here.

- I'm sorry
for you, Bob.

- You're what?

- That you stand the gaff for
the men you shot, I am so sorry,

and if there's anything I could do
to make you more comfortable...

- What are
you, joking?

- What can
I do, Bob?

Yunno, hey.

- You.

Doc says you're going to live
long enough for us to fry you.

Escape
from prison,

murder of
two guards,

murderous
assault on an officer,

Now, Father,
you finish up here.

I'm coming back
in here, five minutes,

and then you're
gonna tell me

where those
other two men are.

- That's right.

- What can
I do, Bob?

What can I do to
getcha out of here?

What
can I do?

- I don't know,
but you better do it,

or I'm gonna turn you in.
- You'd send us back inside?

- Inside? No, you won't
be going back inside.

I rat you out, we're all gonna
fry for those guards we shot.

- Ex-Excuse me?

Excuse me, excuse me,
you shot the guards, Bob.

You shot
the guards.

- No,
I think not.

I think you
shot the guards.

- Oh, no, no. You
shot the guards, Bob.

- No, I think
you shot em!

I think that you
shot the guards,

and I think that that's going
to be my dying confession.

So, what are you gonna do
to get me across that border?

{marching band music)

{marching band music continues)

- Father, are you
about done?

Yeah.

I believe
he's dying.

I'm going back, I have
to get another priest

to help me
administer the last rites.

- Well, we'll be
upstairs, Father.

- Santa Maria.

- Here,
put this on.

I couldn't get
the hundred bucks.

Where the
hell you been?

- Bobby's in
the slammer.

- What?
- Yeah.

He's in the jail. He shot
a cop, and they shot him.

- They got him here?
- Now look it,

he saw me, he
knows we're here.

He says he's gonna rat us
out unless we help him escape.

We have to
take him with us.

- I don't get it. He says
he's gonna rat us out?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Well, well, let
him rot in there.

- I'm way ahead
of ya, he says

either he sees us
coming back to save him,

or he blows the whistle
before we can get across.

He's givin'
us five minutes.

- How we gonna
get across?

- I have
no idea.

Amen.

- And now, as is
traditional at this time,

before
our Procession,

we will have the
drawing of our lottery.

And now I call up
to stand beside me,

ah.

Father Brown.

Father Brown?

Father Brown?

- There
he is!

There he is,
Father Brown.

- It's another, it's
another Father Brown.

No, no, no, it's, it's
another Father Brown.

It's another
Father Brown.

It's not
this one.

- Ned.

Father Brown.

- I never won
anything before.

I'm really anxious to
get back down there so

the Procession
can go on.

- It is with
great happiness

that I present to
you Father Brown,

whom, we may say,
the hand of God himself,

has chosen
to deliver

this year's sermon on
the miraculous properties

of the Shrine of
the Weeping Virgin.

Father Brown.

- Oh, God.

"Have you ever
felt completely alone,

alone in a world of
danger, and no one to rely on?

Danger on every hand, in
a world

fraught
with danger,

and at the brink of
death, I felt in my pocket,

and what
did I find?"

What
did I find?

Nothing.

There's
nothing there.

It's all in
your head.

Well, they can take
the money from you.

They can take
the position from you.

I don't know,
they can whip you.

People turn
their back on you.

Everything
happens to everybody.

And you ain't gonna
find nothing in your pocket

can stave
it off.

Nothing can
stave it off.

Pain, affliction,
we say "power.”

Power
doesn't do it.

'Cause you'll
never have enough.

Money?

I dunno.

You know anybody
who has enough?

Still, trouble
befalls us.

Everyone has that
sadness in their heart.

Some people are
meant to be hard.

I don't know.

It seems
like they are.

We
meet them.

Is
God good?

I dunno.

All I
know is

something might
give you comfort.

And maybe
you deserve it.

If it comforts you,
to believe in God,

you do it. That's
your business.

People
have guilty,

yunno,
guilty secrets.

But if
that's yours,

that you wanna go
believe in something?

Well, that's
not so bad.

- Alright.

I don't want
your money.

Just take the kid
on the Procession

and pray
for her.

And just you be
careful and hold her hand.

- What's this?

- This is our ticket
across the bridge.

We got to
get out of here.

We got ten
seconds. Ten seconds.

Don't move!
Don't move!

- If there's any trouble,
I'm comin' out shooting.

- If there's any
trouble, it's too late.

Cross me, you'll
be the first to go.

- What's he
doing here?

{marching band music)

How'd Bob
get here?

- I'll tell
ya later.

Come on, let's
get out of here.

{marching band music continues)

{dogs barking)

{marching band music continues)

- They, uh, take the Madonna,
that belongs jointly to us

and uh, sister parish
across the river in Canada,

and the priests, they just
walk it over there and...

- He's gone!
He's gone!

- Oh, Warden.

I'm so sorry.

- For all those who
labor and are heavily laden.

My God.

- Nobody move!

- Hey, come
back here!

- Any trouble--

- Not the girl,
Bob, not the girl!

Shut up!

- Molly! Molly!

Molly, Molly!
- No, no!

No!

No, Rosie!

Damn, just
let me go.

- So long.

No!

No!

No!

Rosie!

Help me!
Please!

Fred,
Fred, help 'em out.

- That's okay.

I'm gonna
get back across.

Back across
with the Shrine.

Have to get--
- Father, thank you.

Thank you.

You saved
my little girl.

Thank you
so much.

- Don't thank
me, thank God.

- She's talking.

Oh my God,
she's talking.

- My
baby's talkin'.

- He,

con,

convict.

- Gotta keep my
secret, please, please.

I cannot.

- Please, do good
works count for nothing?

- Come on, please,
don't betray me.

{grunting)

- Is this true?
- Yes.

- You're
a convert?

- Yes, yes, we
were both born, eh...

Lutheran.

- God
forgives you.

{Ned chuckling)

- George.

George!

- Quite a
show yesterday.

- True bread
and circuses.

- You liked
that, huh?

- It's a true misapplication
of the teachings of Christ.

- You know, we're
all entitled to that now.

You
keep smiling.

- No
better time.

- Somethin' funny.

I'd have been just
as happy staying here.

- Uh-huh.

- Idn't
that funny?

- Yeah, it's
hysterical. Come on.

Come on.

- Father Brown!

We missed
you at Matins.

- Yeah well, I
kinda missed it, too.

But whaddaya
gonna do?

- Are you
coming to Lauds?

- Well, I think Lauds
have their place,

but as it is, we got
to get over to Canada.

You know how it is.
- Father Brown.

Father Brown.

- I'd like to stick around and enjoy
your hospitality and so forth.

- Father Brown!

- We all enjoyed
your sermon last night.

- That's good,
I'm glad you did.

- Are you leaving
with the others?

- Yes, I
think we are.

Well, we
have to.

- Father Brown.

- Well, we gotta go.
- Father Brown.

Funny, right, I
could a stayed in there.

- Yeah, I told
you it was funny.

I told you
it was funny.

Now calm
down, okay?

Calm down.

We get to
the border,

you make the sign of
the cross over the guy,

I make the sign of the cross
over the guy, over we go.

Okay?

- Okay.

- See you
at Vespers.

- You bet
your life!

I suppose
I should thank you.

- Happy
to serve.

- Yeah, I suppose
it's a miracle.

- Still asleep?

- Yeah, doc says she
should sleep 'til noon.

- Thank God.

What was she
shouting at us yesterday?

- Speaking
in tongues.

You worked a miracle,
is that the truth?

- Hey, believe what
you want to believe.

What, are you still tr yin'
to pick a fight with me?

Still?
- No!

No, I'm not
pickin' a fight.

No, matter of fact,
no, I was moved.

I was moved,
I was moved.

I was thankful
what happened.

What, is
that so strange?

- No, no, not
strange at all.

- Well, then,
what about this?

I was moved,
and I'm thinkin'

about I'll
take holy orders.

- Holy orders?

- Yeah.

- Uh-huh.

You sure that's
what you wanna do?

- Well, can you think
of a better idea, Father?

- A better idea?

A better idea?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe I can.

Maybe I can.

- A better
idea? Well,

you wanna share
it with me, Father?

- All in good time,
all in good time.