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are you excited to be back in England
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absolutely
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we're gonna go to Stonehenge
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I wanna go to Blesby Park
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maybe we'll go personally speaking
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Stonehenge is on my bucket list
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and Lo and behold it's in the backyard basically
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Blesby Park's a national treasure
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so Stonehenge yeah
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but I didn't win the Second World War from Stonehenge
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but I'm sure someone so you stopped
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you can't answer that good point
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also I have kind of a good surprise
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what you mean kind of that's an ominous way to say it
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well kind of a good surprise
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I would be that means to me
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I'll read that as it could be a bad surprise
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so I know you've wanted to get knighted
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and I've made some arrangements
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and I think it might be possible
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why did by whom
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don't worry about it very regal person
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very high up there here we go
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my name is Jack Osborne and this is my dad Ozzy
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heavy metal god are you ready
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Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough
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history nerd as the old saying goes
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like father like son
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so my dad and I are doing something
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we've always wanted to do
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we're hitting the road just the two of us
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and a bucket list of places
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and things we've only ever read about in books
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oh my god this is amazing
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all seen on TV and the web
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do you have your knife yes
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cause all days we might need it
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there are no roadies no tour buses
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what the fuck is this no boundaries oh
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welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour
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let's rock and roll
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well I'm here in my old bedroom
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which is kind of weird
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because it's still my old bedroom from when I was like
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12 years old
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so my dad and I have taken this trip across the pond
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to knock off some of our bucket list items
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but the thing is
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I'm actually planning on getting him knighted
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unfortunately though
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it's not by the Queen
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but by this guy I found on the internet
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while I was looking up some info on Stonehenge
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he calls himself King Arthur
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and he just so happens to be a neo druid leader
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even though I haven't gotten a hold of him yet
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I do think we're gonna be able to pull this one off
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so uh
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Onward and upward and uh
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he who does
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you ready
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are you ready to go are you packed
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I'm ready to rock on
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so today we're gonna go to Stonehenge
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yeah but I'm quite excited to do this
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it's over 3,000 years old now
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that's a good builder right
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should we load up the car and we'll go yeah
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food looks like it's gonna be good in the service
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we're taking our own well
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it's like a two hour drive
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and you like to stop and pee and some okay
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okay I don't know
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quit micromanaging our road trip
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we're not even going to Stonehenge
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we're going to California
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here we go it's a lovely day Joe
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oh it is awesome
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he's absolutely locked out
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this is a nice car you have the same one at home
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and with that
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my dad and I were off on our Great British Adventure
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our course set 88 miles west of London to Stonehenge
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I'm interested to go to Blakesley Park
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uh huh it's where they cracked the Enigma code
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during World War two yeah
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what was the film called Imitation Game
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didn't they get an Oscar for the film
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they did we have a lot on our plate
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not making any promises
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we were going to England to go to Stonehenge
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you know
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I've been of a Second World War buff for all my life
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why World War 2 history well
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I was born in 1948 and as a kid
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I used to think playgrounds were called bomb sites
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hahaha how long will it take us to get to Stonehenge
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an hour and a half so when we get there
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we're gonna bring a lamb and a goat
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and we're gonna sacrifice them
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to the Druid gods
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they sacrifice them yeah
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the Druids
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think they did like a lot of sacrificial stuff
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I mean I wonder where the Druids actually came from
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I think Ireland the Druids were Celtic
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I think a lot of them were like poets and doctors
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but they were totally freaking pagan
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and sacrifice animals and people
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no but it'd be interesting because I've never
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ever been to Stonehenge this is the first time in years
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it's fun right
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I mean nice to finally be my life since I took it what
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30 years hey
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it's better than never absolutely
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I love you love you too
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you're the only other man I've ever loved
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haha
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look first
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Stonehenge sign Stonehenge
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my dad is many things he's a great father
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an international rock star
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how does that work to you
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this is I don't know where you're going
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but one thing he is not is a navigator
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that said go straight
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and this is saying take this exit
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what do we follow the street sign
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you think part of this part of this sign here
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well but that that sign said straight
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and this is saying say left to go left
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but the sign back there said
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go straight over the roundabout
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am I turning right yeah
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I think so yeah
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no ramming speed ha ha ha ha ha
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10 points that says a sign right there
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it says Stonehenge this way
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you see that brown fucking tree
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no look at the brown sign right there
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Stonehenge this way I wanna look
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I'mma piss on Stonehenge just pee on it
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you have a good track
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record of pissing on national monuments
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there's a bunch there it is
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where Stonehenge where right ahead of you
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this is amazing it's like the pyramids
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I look like I'm usually stripy shoes walking around
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Stanley I told you fine
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you look good
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I mean they're a bit flamboyant for England
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I'll go to your mother think you'll be alright she goes
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yeah ha ha ha
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are you ready to get your hench on Stonehenge
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so you haven't ever been here before
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I've never been here
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I've pulled off the side of the motorway a few times
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I've never actually been here
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I like your shoes thank you
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hahaha
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first thing that lady says to you is oh
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I like your shoes
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don't ask your family members for advice and they go
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ha ha yeah I look fabulous
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ha ha ha ha ha ha it's great you're able to come
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and I'm just gonna talk to some people
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and give them a bit of a tour
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so would you like to join in
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absolutely how's it going
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ha ha good thank you
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we're gonna tag along in your uh guided tour okay
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let's go towards the stones
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one of the things that people say is
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they look very small from a distance
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but when you get close up
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you realise just how huge they are yeah
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how much does the biggest block weigh
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50 tons I think wow
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70 front from the back alright
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I get the theory that they could have vaulted
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the upright pillars in
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but how are they gonna get a 20 ton
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one of my theory that they filled it full of earth
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and then yeah
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dragged them on and then just took the earth
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built up a ramp uh huh
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I mean the honest answer is
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we're not absolutely sure whether we'll ever know
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I don't know
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but it's one of the amazing things about aliens Stoner
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it's aliens
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is this the oldest standing
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man made structure in the world
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of this magnitude yes
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round about 2,500 BC wow so quite a long time ago
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yeah
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uh and then
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we know
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it was definitely built on a solstice alignment
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mm hmm
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so the midsummer sunrise comes right through the stones
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what is it I read about the sound
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the acoustic properties
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when you're in the centre of the circle
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um there definitely is an acoustic property
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even though it's open air
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but as well as that the blue stones
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which are the smaller stones
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they are thought to have acoustic properties
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they actually ring wow
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very cool is the sound
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was that good I'm trying to mention it to your mum
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so I end up doing a gig there next week
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now when it
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when this place closes you sometimes just go
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head on in there not me personally
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what is the likelihood of actually being able to go
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inside the circle we have so many visitors
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it's difficult to let everyone in
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but we have what's called special access
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okay
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was there an appointment
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that people were normally allowed to go in there
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I think so
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I think it wasn't roped off until like fairly recently
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well I
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I suppose we were right in Mary and Jimmy love forever
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now if there was no ropes
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there were no security
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would you have chiselled your name into Stonehenge
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no I wouldn't
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I probably would I'll bet your name
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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thanks for giving us a little guided tour
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that's fantastic yeah I'm glad you enjoyed it
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and we have been granted the special access to enter
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the inner circle wow
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am I dreaming wow
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this is pretty cool gonna get in the henge
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that big stones wow
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this is awesome man
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this is so cool
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this is like the world's oldest backstage pass
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what if the Queen has ever been here
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look at it like this the solstice is in June
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so June July
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August September
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this is where the sun it's definitely a calendar
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but if you stand here it's like we're back
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we're back in August
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but
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the strange thing with the moss on it is
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marine moss only occurs at the beach
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they don't understand why it grows on these rocks
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aliens not saying it's aliens but it's aliens
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can't get over it
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we're standing in a building that was built 4,000 years
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ago oldest house I've ever been in
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air conditioning was little drafty
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we should test the acoustics
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give a couple claps
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this one right here
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oh yeah
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one one two
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just talk loud normally one
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hello hey
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come stand here and face these rocks
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testing
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oh yeah you can definitely hear
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yeah whoa
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yeah you definitely can hear that's really cool
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he's doing it too
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whoever built that literally left a lasting impression
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oh
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absolutely absolutely
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affect the course of the planet
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it's unbelievable
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Stonehenge selfie ha
279
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ha ha
280
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I sent mom a bunch of pictures
281
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she was loving it and you know what's interesting
282
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they had crops and stuff once
283
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I had marijuana back then
284
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not here they wouldn't have had it here
285
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magic mushroom mushrooms
286
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sure what's that alcohol wine
287
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wine they could have had wine
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I mean listen
289
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if they could build that
290
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I'm sure they could figure out how to get pissed
291
00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,019
tomorrow what do you think about
292
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if we looked into maybe finding a quarry
293
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what we're going to Bletchley
294
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well the quarry's kind of interesting'cause it's not
295
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historic I've made a movie about Bletchley
296
00:11:42,259 --> 00:11:45,460
yeah I've got a movie about quarry
297
00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:46,139
sure they have
298
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,299
they've been in plenty of movies
299
00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:48,860
yeah but they got an Oscar
300
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,820
what's historic about a well it's
301
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it's more to help contextualize what we saw today
302
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well bless your heart
303
00:11:55,139 --> 00:11:58,200
help us win the war yeah
304
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what did the quarry do gave rocks
305
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sacrificed itself for rocks
306
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we will try very hard to go to Blakeley
307
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oh come on
308
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hail to you King Arthur
309
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my name is Squire Osbourne of the Los Angeles
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Osbourne by way of Buckinghamshire
311
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my quest to get my dad knighted was in full effect
312
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but I had been making calls all night
313
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and I had yet to get in touch with his Majesty
314
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King Arthur nope
315
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:30,679
that ain't working either
316
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:37,620
it's uh about 5:38 in the am
317
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,440
this quest is proving to be a slightly tricky one
318
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but if every quest was easy
319
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people would be doing them left and right
320
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it'd be no big deal
321
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,460
we will get a hold of King Arthur ultimately
322
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and I will get my dad knighted
323
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I still have a childlike sense of wonder
324
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the day is young my hopes
325
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dreams and aspirations are strong and confident
326
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so uh Onward and upward
327
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morning I like this
328
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a warm layer oh
329
00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:03,360
it's bloody freezing yesterday yeah
330
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where am I going you're in there other side
331
00:13:07,899 --> 00:13:09,200
too early for me
332
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what a great morning pretty impressive
333
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,820
I decided to bail on going to the quarry
334
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,899
since my dad wasn't so keen on it
335
00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:20,220
but I saw on the news that archaeologists had recently
336
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:21,980
discovered a brand new site
337
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,779
that they were calling Superhenge
338
00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:26,720
it's supposedly five times bigger than Stonehenge
339
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,940
so I thought let's go check it out
340
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,259
so where are we going now
341
00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:31,559
we're going to super hinge
342
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:34,279
well so it's not super enough what we just been to
343
00:13:34,299 --> 00:13:36,519
this is like mega hinge
344
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,879
that's like average hinge this is like mega hinge
345
00:13:44,019 --> 00:13:45,000
oh yes
346
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,000
here it is where here
347
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,779
what's super about this place
348
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you can't see anything
349
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field
350
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you smoking dope it is just a field
351
00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,860
but using ground penetrating radar
352
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scientists have found an archaeological site
353
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,820
with about 90 large stones
354
00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,960
apparently older than Stonehenge
355
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,620
just hidden under a sheep pasture
356
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:08,940
for thousands of years
357
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,200
we should have gone to Blessed Park
358
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,379
this is great got up at 6:00
359
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:17,080
so the real star hand now we're looking for super hand
360
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,940
it's a field with trees in
361
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,580
that's it what's super about that
362
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,039
let's go let's go
363
00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:24,779
we're done that was it
364
00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:27,039
super hand it was great
365
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,159
I can't wait to go to Bless You Club
366
00:14:33,299 --> 00:14:34,340
before we go anywhere else
367
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,100
can we just please get something to eat
368
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,820
I'm not hungry well
369
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,059
I was starving
370
00:14:39,059 --> 00:14:42,840
so I made course for England's oldest pub allegedly
371
00:14:49,899 --> 00:14:51,600
this is like some game of Thrones
372
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,059
do you mind taking a picture with us
373
00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:55,740
sure oh my God
374
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,440
thank you thank you so much
375
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,240
sit in the window yeah
376
00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:03,960
there's a cat there where
377
00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:06,879
ha ha ha ha here's a menu
378
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,019
I'm not hungry you're not gonna eat anything
379
00:15:09,019 --> 00:15:10,500
no I've got good stuff
380
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,779
I've got all the stuff that I brought
381
00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,600
you're gonna be happy I brought all those snacks
382
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:14,899
oh oh yeah
383
00:15:14,899 --> 00:15:17,220
this is the raw standard and how old is it
384
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,019
people have been getting drunk in this building
385
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,940
for 1,000 years wow
386
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,399
that's a big hangover
387
00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:24,220
but I know there's different sections
388
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,580
like there's an older part
389
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:28,399
there's a newer part what to get
390
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,759
I don't know I'm torn
391
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,440
what should I get cat
392
00:15:32,659 --> 00:15:34,539
I am gonna get the fish and chips
393
00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:35,580
sure you don't want anything
394
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,379
I'm fine
395
00:15:37,259 --> 00:15:38,059
oh
396
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:43,980
ha ha
397
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,200
I'm just guiding the cats
398
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,700
hello chaps can I get you any drinks at all
399
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,559
I'm fine I'm fine
400
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,580
you're not gonna eat no
401
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:53,179
I'm fine can I do the fish and chips
402
00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:55,120
yeah this is my first key hey
403
00:15:55,139 --> 00:15:55,980
he's the owner of the pub hey
404
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,000
how's it going hi Izzy
405
00:15:57,179 --> 00:15:57,980
welcome to cheers
406
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,240
how's it going it's lovely
407
00:16:00,779 --> 00:16:02,460
thank you very much that's right
408
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,919
that's right how old is this structure
409
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:06,740
well
410
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:10,000
initially it it would have been a little Saxon hovel
411
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:20,019
because they used to make tiles up the road
412
00:16:20,019 --> 00:16:21,620
you would put them on oxen
413
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:24,019
but the oxen can't go straight downhill with a great
414
00:16:24,019 --> 00:16:26,340
big load they had to sort of meander down
415
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:29,500
so they had to pass the little Saxon hut
416
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,259
in those days
417
00:16:30,259 --> 00:16:33,580
you drank beer because water was poisonous to humans
418
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,120
it still is in my opinion
419
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:39,480
but so essentially the Royal Standard pub
420
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:43,919
was a truck stop for guys hauling tiles to London
421
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:46,100
and so they would hang out and get drunk
422
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,419
because they couldn't drink the water
423
00:16:47,419 --> 00:16:48,580
because it was poisonous
424
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:51,279
that's what my excuse is to me ha ha
425
00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:01,279
aha thank you and mushy peas
426
00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:02,259
wow fantastic
427
00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:03,940
can I get you any sauces do you want vinegar
428
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,480
I'll take some ketchup please ketchup
429
00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,940
Ozzy are you sure you like it
430
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,779
I'm fine though not even a half portion
431
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,259
uh huh I'm fine
432
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:10,740
I'm gonna get food envy no
433
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:11,019
yeah no
434
00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:11,859
it's funny like that you know
435
00:17:11,859 --> 00:17:15,299
living in the States everything is just so new
436
00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:17,460
my sister got a house in Cape Cod so wow
437
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,900
uh so you leave
438
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,619
I was just saying 200 years old plus
439
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,799
aren't you because
440
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,579
um it's great
441
00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,099
there's a fishing community up on the Cape
442
00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:26,960
yeah uh
443
00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:28,839
the Portuguese fishing were there
444
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,539
you gotta view it as amazing cities
445
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:32,339
um
446
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,259
you know what I would love some fish and chips
447
00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:36,579
I knew it ha ha ha
448
00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:38,039
same portion same size
449
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:38,819
yeah yeah
450
00:17:38,819 --> 00:17:40,839
mushy peas yeah yes
451
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:41,539
hey no
452
00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:44,380
fish and chips is still the most popular dish
453
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,299
in Britain across the country is fish and chips
454
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,059
sausage and mash thank you
455
00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:50,839
a pie chicken tikka
456
00:17:50,859 --> 00:17:52,559
who knows probably another pie
457
00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:55,039
great pub fantastic pub
458
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,420
I know cheers guys
459
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,420
cheers thank you
460
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,420
it's a good fish and chip
461
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,539
isn't it oh yeah
462
00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:01,059
it actually tastes better than the chip shop
463
00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:01,779
that's what I think
464
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:03,559
I think it's way better than the chip shop
465
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,440
I knew you'd break
466
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,779
how do you know where you're going
467
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,119
following the Blue Line
468
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:21,160
I was on a quest to get my dad knighted
469
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,779
but I still had no response from his Majesty
470
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:26,420
King Arthur so in the meantime
471
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,940
I decided it was time to give my intrepid
472
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:32,519
but terrible navigator exactly what his heart desired
473
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,599
Bletchley park finally
474
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,660
I've always wanted to go here
475
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,019
I just wonder what's there
476
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,420
I don't think there's much there
477
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,339
it's probably just empty sheds now as well
478
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,779
it's gotta be a museum because
479
00:18:44,779 --> 00:18:47,259
that was actually the centre of British intelligence
480
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,420
during World War 2
481
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,640
the British intercepted secret Nazi messages
482
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,220
but I couldn't understand them
483
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:53,940
I can't believe that
484
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:57,299
there was 9,000 people working to break the Nazi codes
485
00:18:57,299 --> 00:18:58,880
and it was all kept secret
486
00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:00,099
I could all be there
487
00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:02,140
I really doubt anything worth Nicki will be there
488
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:02,940
look at them yeah
489
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:04,640
all the computers man
490
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:05,779
I mean typical you
491
00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:07,200
we're on the way to Bletchley
492
00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:09,740
and you're only concerned about nickin'no
493
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,180
it's old habits die hard
494
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,099
before I got successful in the music business
495
00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,700
for one thing I had to get it one way or another
496
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,140
no wonder the Queen hasn't knighted you
497
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,500
she's afraid you're gonna nick the sword
498
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:22,079
after she caps you on the shoulders with it hahaha
499
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:27,640
let's see 4 miles at last we arrived
500
00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:33,740
and I think we go in here for the pay uh
501
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,940
two tickets please
502
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:35,700
two tickets yeah
503
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,339
that's fine OK
504
00:19:37,339 --> 00:19:41,220
so that will be £33 do I get the senior discount
505
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:42,059
oh you do
506
00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:42,859
over 60
507
00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:46,059
which takes off about £2 there we go
508
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,940
you got £2 off oh fantastic
509
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,640
thank you very much thank you very much
510
00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:53,960
cheers so how do you like that senior citizen discount
511
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:57,099
I don't really like being reminded I'm fucking 67
512
00:19:57,099 --> 00:20:01,359
senior citizen ticket for the pubs off hahaha
513
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,400
dad just look at Churchill
514
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:06,980
hahaha
515
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,460
that's the iPhone 1 that's the iPhone 3
516
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,319
that's the iPhone 6S first iPad
517
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,579
yeah exactly
518
00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:16,519
it's the iPad
519
00:20:16,619 --> 00:20:19,819
but you know that Blatchley Park surprised out of me
520
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,819
I thought it was an old house with like
521
00:20:21,819 --> 00:20:23,259
a couple of sheds in the back
522
00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:25,380
I didn't realise it was compound
523
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:28,140
you had no idea during World War 2
524
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,700
Germany was enciphering their messages
525
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,160
they were sending between each other
526
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,759
so they were making them unintelligible
527
00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:36,500
one of the machines they were using to do that
528
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,339
was called Enigma
529
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:38,619
and here at Bletchley Park
530
00:20:38,619 --> 00:20:39,339
they were working
531
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,740
to try and figure out what those messages were saying
532
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,460
so this is a real this is a real working Enigma machine
533
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,500
not a reproduction
534
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,799
you took some brains to invent one of these
535
00:20:47,819 --> 00:20:49,940
yes it's a fairly simple machine
536
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:50,059
but
537
00:20:50,059 --> 00:20:52,660
it takes a genius to have the idea in the first place
538
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,059
yeah alright
539
00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:56,539
so here is how the Enigma machine worked
540
00:20:56,539 --> 00:20:59,019
a German soldier would type a secret message
541
00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:00,059
into the machine
542
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,259
and the machine would scramble the message
543
00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:03,500
into random letters
544
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,259
the soldier who received the letters
545
00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:08,000
would use his Enigma machine to unscramble it
546
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,779
I know a bit about it you know a bit
547
00:21:09,779 --> 00:21:10,339
um
548
00:21:10,339 --> 00:21:12,539
they could learn barrels that I could change the color
549
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,220
yeah so
550
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,339
you've got these things here
551
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,539
where you set these to a certain position
552
00:21:16,539 --> 00:21:17,900
and then you start typing
553
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,299
so if you wanna press a key
554
00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:20,720
if you hold the key down
555
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,819
you'll see that a letter lights up
556
00:21:22,819 --> 00:21:24,039
but it's the wrong one
557
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,720
if you press the same key again
558
00:21:26,859 --> 00:21:27,619
a different letter
559
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,980
lights up because every time you press a key
560
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:32,420
one of these turns wow okay
561
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,460
so it just kind of changes the configuration
562
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,960
a lot of people are basing their knowledge of this from
563
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,420
you know from Imitation Game
564
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,140
I didn't quite understand at the end
565
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,740
they figured out the cipher
566
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,779
because of how they would type
567
00:21:43,779 --> 00:21:45,900
how Hitler at the end of every message
568
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,460
what was it about that one of the things was
569
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,599
the predictability of some of the messages
570
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,460
so Hail Hitler was one of those things that
571
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,579
be fairly confident
572
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:56,079
that a lot of the messages would end in Hail Hitler
573
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:59,319
that means that if you you go to a particular message
574
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,940
you can find an area at the end where you think
575
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:02,819
that says Hail Hitler
576
00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:03,059
and then
577
00:22:03,059 --> 00:22:05,019
you can work backwards to find the right settings
578
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,160
that produce that those were known as cribs
579
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,420
bits of a message
580
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:10,900
where you were confident as to what they should say
581
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,079
yeah and then you can use that to work backwards
582
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,740
it's still a fairly secure machine
583
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,420
by today's standards really
584
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:20,900
but how it was used opened it up one of the issues
585
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,380
just to give you an example
586
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,619
the Enigma operators will have to set these
587
00:22:24,619 --> 00:22:26,740
to a certain position to start each message
588
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:27,700
uh huh to do that
589
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,799
they were supposed to think of three random letters
590
00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:31,740
and then change the letters into numbers
591
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:32,859
and dial them in here
592
00:22:32,859 --> 00:22:34,000
but of course
593
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,660
you ask a person to think of three random letters
594
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,819
and they don't random is very difficult to achieve
595
00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:41,819
so they used to use things like girls
596
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:44,519
names and swear words more often than anything else
597
00:22:44,839 --> 00:22:47,960
which is exactly the same problem we have today
598
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:50,660
when we're logging into our email accounts
599
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,839
or whatever on the internet
600
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,099
passwords are the weak point in cryptographic systems
601
00:22:55,099 --> 00:22:57,640
and that was true in World War 2 as well
602
00:22:57,819 --> 00:22:59,660
but as an Enigma operator
603
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,859
you'd need to change more than just those settings
604
00:23:01,859 --> 00:23:04,440
if I open this up there's three wheels in there
605
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:07,319
and I've got another one here
606
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,960
you'd have five of these with the set
607
00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:12,380
you can see you've got another level of setting there
608
00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:14,599
wow so you gotta get those in the right place
609
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,160
and then when you've done that
610
00:23:17,259 --> 00:23:19,759
there's another level of setting down here
611
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,900
you gotta get all these plugs in the right place
612
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,660
and there's coming up for a hundred and fifty
613
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:25,359
one trillion different possible
614
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:26,900
hundred and fifty one trillion
615
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,759
just for this board down here
616
00:23:28,779 --> 00:23:32,539
wow you put it all together and you've got near enough
617
00:23:32,539 --> 00:23:35,059
1 hundred and fifty nine quintillion settings
618
00:23:35,059 --> 00:23:38,740
that's a hundred fifty nine million million million wow
619
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:40,700
so no wonder they thought it couldn't get be broken
620
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,019
yes yes
621
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:45,660
it was like yeah it was like billion million million
622
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:49,680
million million fifteen million million million
623
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,859
endless endless exactly basically
624
00:23:52,859 --> 00:23:54,500
this was like early text messaging
625
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,740
where you had no idea what everyone was saying
626
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,299
to each other uh yeah yeah
627
00:23:58,299 --> 00:24:01,299
it's emojis hahaha great
628
00:24:01,299 --> 00:24:02,220
thank you very much cheers
629
00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,339
nice to meet you and you now
630
00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:06,539
were you able to figure out how it worked
631
00:24:06,539 --> 00:24:07,740
at the end of it no
632
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,400
me neither ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
633
00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:13,539
this is like your your favourite book place ever
634
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,400
it's just all World War 2 books
635
00:24:16,819 --> 00:24:17,680
oh look
636
00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:19,059
Hitler
637
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,279
no that will be the guy that broke the code
638
00:24:23,059 --> 00:24:25,460
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha breaking the code
639
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,519
breaking the code
640
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:28,940
Alan Turing was a genius
641
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:31,900
who finally broke the Nazi Enigma machine code
642
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:34,240
by creating what everyone now calls
643
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,759
the touring machine so what is the machine
644
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:39,539
it's essentially 36 of those Enigma machines over there
645
00:24:39,539 --> 00:24:41,980
but just in one cabinet what you're doing is
646
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,059
you're using this machine to work out what
647
00:24:44,059 --> 00:24:45,779
the settings of the Enigma machine
648
00:24:45,779 --> 00:24:47,079
that sent the message
649
00:24:48,299 --> 00:24:49,900
when they send the original message
650
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,859
so what you do you set this machine up
651
00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:54,420
we're using 12 Enigma machines here today
652
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,960
and we set the machine running
653
00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:58,480
and when each of those Enigma machines
654
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:01,299
delivers the letter that we've asked them to look for
655
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,700
at the same time the machine then comes to a halt
656
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,759
and gives us a potential solution
657
00:25:12,339 --> 00:25:13,819
so what's happening now
658
00:25:13,819 --> 00:25:15,420
each of these enigmas is looking
659
00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:17,599
for the letter that we've told them to look for
660
00:25:17,859 --> 00:25:20,819
I don't have any idea how that machine works
661
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,220
I don't get it more on now well
662
00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:26,039
the the top one goes to the thicker one
663
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:32,539
it's gonna try 26 * 26 * 26 different combinations
664
00:25:32,539 --> 00:25:34,740
about 17 and a half thousand of them
665
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:36,920
and within 30 minutes or so
666
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,900
he's finished the job and at that point
667
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:41,519
the folks have the one setting of that machine
668
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,900
out of a possible one hundred and fifty eight million
669
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,640
million million different settings
670
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:49,099
historians now
671
00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:49,660
have agreed
672
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,539
that the work that went on at Blechley Park
673
00:25:51,539 --> 00:25:55,200
shortened World War 2 by two whole years
674
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,579
and if you do the sums
675
00:25:56,579 --> 00:26:00,619
that works out at something like 14 million lives saved
676
00:26:00,619 --> 00:26:02,960
as a result of what went on at Belgrade Park
677
00:26:03,339 --> 00:26:04,279
any questions
678
00:26:04,539 --> 00:26:06,619
how long did it take to build this machine
679
00:26:06,619 --> 00:26:08,380
the original one just a few months because
680
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,460
you know they had a whole factory at their disposal
681
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:12,400
but to rebuild this one the replica
682
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,059
took about 12 years from beginning to end
683
00:26:14,059 --> 00:26:15,940
wow did you have a blueprint
684
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:16,980
we had some blueprints
685
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:18,180
one of the things that was missing
686
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,559
was the wiring diagram
687
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,539
now there's 12 miles of wiring in this
688
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:21,980
wow so
689
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,019
the folks who rebuilt this
690
00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:24,619
had to figure out all the gaps
691
00:26:24,619 --> 00:26:26,940
now were you communicating with some of the original
692
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,259
people that worked on it at the time
693
00:26:28,259 --> 00:26:30,660
yes the project started in 1995
694
00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:32,099
there were still some people around
695
00:26:32,099 --> 00:26:33,140
thank you very much appreciate it
696
00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:33,940
you're very welcome cheers
697
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,380
thank you like
698
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:37,940
all I know is that it would do a bunch of things
699
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:38,819
at the same time
700
00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:41,460
this machine that would have X million
701
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:45,220
million codes in different sequences to figure out
702
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:47,019
it just worked the code I don't know
703
00:26:47,019 --> 00:26:48,460
it figured it out somehow
704
00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,859
and it was built by people much smarter than myself
705
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,380
and probably my dad probably
706
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,539
you know well
707
00:26:55,539 --> 00:26:56,859
you had your day yes
708
00:26:56,859 --> 00:26:59,519
I hope you enjoyed it really has been great
709
00:26:59,539 --> 00:27:02,099
has been fun I'm still determined to get united
710
00:27:02,099 --> 00:27:03,660
by this time tomorrow I'm hoping
711
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:07,039
you will be known as Sir Ozzy Osbourne of the realm
712
00:27:12,539 --> 00:27:16,220
so it's our final day here in England and unfortunately
713
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:20,880
I have not heard back from our neo druid leader
714
00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:22,799
the majestic King Arthur
715
00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:25,960
and I'm still determined to get my dad knighted
716
00:27:26,099 --> 00:27:27,380
so I think
717
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:30,299
we're gonna have to take things into our own hands and
718
00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:31,099
uh
719
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,119
do an old fashioned manhunt
720
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,059
morning ready to go
721
00:27:35,059 --> 00:27:36,599
yeah just grab my bag come on in
722
00:27:36,819 --> 00:27:38,619
we're gonna find King Arthur today
723
00:27:38,619 --> 00:27:40,500
the real King Arthur yes
724
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,039
according to him oh he's
725
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,819
it's crazy we're going on a quest father
726
00:27:46,819 --> 00:27:48,799
you're not dressed like a Viking or whatever
727
00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:51,900
there are some interesting pictures of
728
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,160
some interesting outfits
729
00:27:54,819 --> 00:27:56,839
alright come on let's go let's go
730
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,160
so Jack who was King Arthur
731
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,900
well according to legend
732
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,180
he was a British king
733
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,819
something around like the 5th or 6th century
734
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,960
who LED the Knights of the round table uh
735
00:28:10,099 --> 00:28:13,140
and apparently went to war against Saxon invaders
736
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,119
or is it myth
737
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,400
or did he really exist
738
00:28:16,579 --> 00:28:20,059
modern historians can continuously debate if he existed
739
00:28:20,059 --> 00:28:20,980
or not really
740
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:25,019
yeah and I kind of tend to believe that he did exist
741
00:28:25,019 --> 00:28:26,180
in some fashion so
742
00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:28,839
this guy you found really does think he's King Arthur
743
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:30,359
I think we should give him a call
744
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,619
we got his number we do have his number
745
00:28:31,619 --> 00:28:33,740
how can he be King Arthur if he's got a phone number
746
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:34,779
I bet you King Arthur
747
00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:36,859
back in the day had all the modern technology
748
00:28:36,859 --> 00:28:37,779
yeah cool
749
00:28:37,779 --> 00:28:40,599
axes and yeah axes and carrier pigeons
750
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,200
where we gonna meet this dude
751
00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:45,000
I don't know we gotta find out okay
752
00:28:46,339 --> 00:28:47,420
OK you've got food
753
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:48,460
last food Dragon
754
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,200
see you soon we'll be back later
755
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:54,000
Hail King Arthur Tis I Squire Osborne
756
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:58,680
with Master Osborne from Buckinghamshire Hello
757
00:28:58,859 --> 00:29:00,940
sent you a couple of messages on Facebook
758
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,740
so we'd love it if you call me back
759
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,220
and hopefully we can meet
760
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,220
and we can go on a quest together
761
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,259
bye ha ha ha ha ha
762
00:29:08,259 --> 00:29:09,859
there's one born every day
763
00:29:09,859 --> 00:29:12,140
I think it's bull yeah
764
00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:14,019
whatever he is the real one
765
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,579
and if he likes you he might knight you
766
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:17,539
why the fuck are you doing that
767
00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:19,339
don't you wanna be Sir Ozzy Osbourne
768
00:29:19,339 --> 00:29:21,819
of King Arthur's realm I'd rather be Sir Ozzy Osbourne
769
00:29:21,819 --> 00:29:23,339
of Queen Elizabeth's realm
770
00:29:23,339 --> 00:29:24,740
but if you were to get knighted by the Queen
771
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:25,500
what does that mean to you
772
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,819
it's kind of coming from a working class background
773
00:29:27,819 --> 00:29:31,400
it's a way I could make my my wife and I don't like it
774
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,299
I don't think she know
775
00:29:32,299 --> 00:29:34,079
the titles don't transfer to wife
776
00:29:34,099 --> 00:29:36,000
what you have to get damned
777
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:38,799
it'd be nice
778
00:29:41,619 --> 00:29:43,039
anyway it'd be nice
779
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:46,700
please some jerk of this thinks he's King Arthur
780
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,539
are you one of the on his side
781
00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:49,460
all I'm gonna say is this
782
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,099
if you can be the Prince of darkness
783
00:29:51,099 --> 00:29:52,440
he can be King Arthur
784
00:29:54,819 --> 00:29:56,119
checkmate ha ha
785
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,019
so when I was reading about him
786
00:30:03,019 --> 00:30:04,700
he is kind of known in the community
787
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:06,339
and if he doesn't call us back
788
00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:08,660
I think we should just drive around his town
789
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:10,740
asking people if they know where he lives
790
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:13,559
I think you need an address of the local mental as well
791
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:20,400
it's a nice little village a Little River
792
00:30:24,259 --> 00:30:27,599
that's a cool building very old cool building
793
00:30:29,019 --> 00:30:30,440
should we ask this old boy
794
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,059
excuse me do you know Arthur Pendragon
795
00:30:33,059 --> 00:30:35,339
no mate I'm not I'm not I'm not allowed oh OK
796
00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:36,180
he just looked at me like
797
00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:38,420
what the fuck did you just say to me
798
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,859
excuse me do any of you guys know Arthur Pendragon
799
00:30:40,859 --> 00:30:41,779
supposed to live around here
800
00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:43,759
I don't know alright have a good one
801
00:30:44,099 --> 00:30:45,539
let's ask this guy with the brisk walk
802
00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:47,099
he looks like a local excuse me
803
00:30:47,099 --> 00:30:48,619
do you live around here yeah
804
00:30:48,619 --> 00:30:50,279
do you know Arthur Pendragon
805
00:30:50,619 --> 00:30:51,819
do I know him yeah
806
00:30:51,819 --> 00:30:52,700
yeah oh
807
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:55,220
you do I don't know where he hangs out there OK alright
808
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:55,779
thanks
809
00:30:55,779 --> 00:30:59,019
the key to this is finding people who work around here
810
00:30:59,019 --> 00:31:01,000
like look like they're like Uber locals
811
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,079
oh look at him
812
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,319
here we go excuse me
813
00:31:04,339 --> 00:31:06,460
you wouldn't happen to know where Arthur Pendragon
814
00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:07,400
lives do you
815
00:31:07,579 --> 00:31:12,740
I believe his missus works for the flower trade up by
816
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,460
but Louis Bank OK
817
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,140
I'll go look in there yeah alright cheers
818
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,839
thanks they do know you then yeah
819
00:31:18,859 --> 00:31:21,740
so we just local learn it oh
820
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:22,680
we have a call
821
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,259
this could be him hello
822
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,460
who am who am I speaking to please
823
00:31:27,460 --> 00:31:29,019
uh this is Jack Osborne
824
00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:31,819
who's this and this is Ozzy Osborne yeah
825
00:31:31,819 --> 00:31:33,059
this is the Queen of England
826
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,019
don't you think no
827
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,359
you're King Arthur aren't you
828
00:31:35,579 --> 00:31:36,700
well I know who I am
829
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,140
but how do I know who you are
830
00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:40,400
finish with my woman cause
831
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,539
people think I'm insane
832
00:31:44,539 --> 00:31:46,940
because I am frowning all the time
833
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,380
that's bloody good Texas
834
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:51,579
your address we've been looking for you all day
835
00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:54,839
I will on the Assumption that you're the real dude
836
00:31:54,859 --> 00:31:56,180
cause if you're not if you're not
837
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:57,319
we will joust
838
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,799
OK on iron horses
839
00:31:59,859 --> 00:32:01,619
on iron horses alright
840
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:03,559
see you soon alright bye
841
00:32:05,779 --> 00:32:07,180
King Arthur here we come
842
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:07,819
where where where
843
00:32:07,819 --> 00:32:13,200
where is King Arthur place alright NAB says we are here
844
00:32:16,259 --> 00:32:19,319
you ready to do this are you no
845
00:32:21,259 --> 00:32:22,779
King Arthur yes
846
00:32:22,779 --> 00:32:23,900
speaking who's that
847
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:27,859
it is I Squire Osborn and Master Osborn OK
848
00:32:27,859 --> 00:32:29,279
I'm buzzing you up
849
00:32:31,539 --> 00:32:32,920
Camelot's changed
850
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,220
oh look
851
00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:37,480
that's Camelot
852
00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:39,180
ha ha ha hello
853
00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:40,940
sir come in alright
854
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:43,059
come in guys come through
855
00:32:43,059 --> 00:32:43,880
how you doing
856
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,079
real quick here's the deal
857
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:48,380
this guy claims he is King Arthur
858
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:50,980
and believes he has the authority to knight people
859
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,940
which is good enough for me
860
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:55,059
what's going on Arthur not a lot
861
00:32:55,059 --> 00:32:56,059
let's get you
862
00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:58,420
you checked us to make sure we were who we were
863
00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:00,019
how do we know you're actually King Arthur
864
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:02,539
my name is actually Arthur Pendragon
865
00:33:02,539 --> 00:33:05,799
but more importantly I have got a broadsword
866
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,839
that's actually called Excalibur
867
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:10,079
here it is let's show you
868
00:33:10,339 --> 00:33:11,400
wow wow
869
00:33:11,779 --> 00:33:15,359
and as you can see hand in a half counted broadsword
870
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:19,400
full Tang full fighting blade and as it says on it
871
00:33:19,779 --> 00:33:20,960
Excalibur
872
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,420
oh yeah it was a bit strange being in the flood
873
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,339
you don't know him he could be the next serial killer
874
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,640
and he pulls out a 9 foot sword
875
00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:33,079
ha ha I was thinking that at one point being like
876
00:33:33,099 --> 00:33:35,519
what do you mean I am King Arthur
877
00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:37,839
and if it's a real Excalibur
878
00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:39,099
I gotta be the real Arthur
879
00:33:39,099 --> 00:33:40,700
real King Arthur so that's yeah
880
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,759
go hand in hand
881
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:45,460
have you ever had anyone challenge your uh
882
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:47,779
right as King Arthur often yeah
883
00:33:47,779 --> 00:33:50,720
yeah but I'm still here and I'm still Arthur
884
00:33:51,859 --> 00:33:54,160
is is there a possibility that we can get knighted
885
00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:55,539
there is as Jews
886
00:33:55,539 --> 00:33:57,500
we do have bards in our order
887
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,339
and I think your audition was great
888
00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:01,920
I think you sang really nice over the phone today
889
00:34:03,299 --> 00:34:04,420
so we could do it here
890
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:06,339
or we could even go off on a quest
891
00:34:06,339 --> 00:34:08,639
and do it somewhere else let's do go on a quest
892
00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:10,900
so where do you wanna go where should we go
893
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,820
where was supposedly the King Arthur of Middle Ages
894
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,480
buried ah yeah
895
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:19,900
in the biggest open air lunatic asylum in Britain
896
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:22,000
let's go there fast and break
897
00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:25,300
why is it about me that you have to find me
898
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,619
strange people to see
899
00:34:26,619 --> 00:34:28,940
because it just makes things way more entertaining
900
00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:31,960
there's nutters normal and then eccentric
901
00:34:32,099 --> 00:34:35,679
I I'm somewhere in the region of lower nutters
902
00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:36,579
hmm
903
00:34:37,059 --> 00:34:38,260
lower nut yeah
904
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:41,880
mm hmm I wanna smack you on the ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
905
00:34:42,179 --> 00:34:44,179
so was King Arthur the kind of Middle Ages
906
00:34:44,179 --> 00:34:44,780
cause I was
907
00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:47,019
I was always LED to believe that it was like a myth
908
00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:49,340
was he actually a real I'll tell you what
909
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:52,400
I would tell you exactly the answer to that
910
00:34:53,219 --> 00:34:54,500
by the grave okay
911
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,860
when we get down there alright
912
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,019
and then I'll knight you both
913
00:34:58,019 --> 00:34:59,239
let's do it yeah
914
00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:00,699
so yeah you follow me on the bar
915
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,579
I just gotta pick up my good lady
916
00:35:02,579 --> 00:35:03,780
it'll be the royal procession
917
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,840
let's go you're on
918
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:08,320
there's his iron steed
919
00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:09,800
oh yeah
920
00:35:10,699 --> 00:35:11,639
the old throne
921
00:35:19,579 --> 00:35:20,380
already
922
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:24,980
well we're being guided to our galliant destination
923
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:27,559
with none other than King Arthur in the lead
924
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:30,440
the what have we done what have we started
925
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:38,599
LED by the majestic King Arthur on his iron steed
926
00:35:38,699 --> 00:35:40,500
with the elegant Lady Guinevere
927
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,019
clutching him by the waist
928
00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:45,440
we arrived in the medieval town of Glastonbury
929
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,480
I'm King Arthur actually
930
00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:59,860
well we're in the ruin of Glastonbury Abbey
931
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,380
okay in Glastonbury
932
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:03,400
and we're coming up here
933
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,340
to the supposed tomb of Arthur and Guinevere
934
00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:09,619
that they found but read it
935
00:36:09,619 --> 00:36:12,300
it's pretty self explanatory alright
936
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,739
so site of King Arthur's tomb
937
00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:17,980
in the year 1191 the bodies of King Arthur
938
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:20,139
and his queen were said to have been found
939
00:36:20,139 --> 00:36:23,000
on the south side of the Lady Chapel
940
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,000
this tomb
941
00:36:24,179 --> 00:36:29,360
survived until the dissolution of the Abbey in 1539
942
00:36:29,619 --> 00:36:32,559
then what happened nobody really knows
943
00:36:33,579 --> 00:36:35,139
but I'll let you into a secret
944
00:36:35,139 --> 00:36:37,139
as far as I'm concerned OK
945
00:36:37,139 --> 00:36:38,840
there never was a King Arthur
946
00:36:39,659 --> 00:36:41,880
ha ha ha ha ha or dragons
947
00:36:43,219 --> 00:36:44,019
ha ha ha
948
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:45,599
I was sitting there thinking
949
00:36:45,659 --> 00:36:47,119
is this guy for real
950
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:48,539
ha ha
951
00:36:49,539 --> 00:36:50,380
where did that come from
952
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:53,099
it's a Hollywood interpretation
953
00:36:53,099 --> 00:36:55,039
there was a chieftain called Arthur
954
00:36:55,260 --> 00:36:57,059
I mean when you hear the expression
955
00:36:57,059 --> 00:36:59,159
King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table
956
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,460
in your mind's eye
957
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:03,800
when you hear king substitute it for chieftain
958
00:37:04,059 --> 00:37:07,420
when you hear Knight substitute it for mounted warrior
959
00:37:07,420 --> 00:37:09,599
mm hmm and that's the reality of it
960
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,739
if they want a King Arthur
961
00:37:11,739 --> 00:37:14,139
why did we see this fruit loop
962
00:37:14,139 --> 00:37:14,539
I think
963
00:37:14,539 --> 00:37:17,980
he tries to embody the mythology of the character
964
00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:20,679
why is he walking around with a 17 foot sword
965
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:22,699
he's keeping it real so
966
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:23,179
uh Arthur
967
00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:25,539
what's the uh what's the deal with getting knighted
968
00:37:25,539 --> 00:37:26,579
how does this work well
969
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:29,579
basically I go off I get me robes
970
00:37:29,579 --> 00:37:31,539
mm hmm and then there's a place that you gotta see
971
00:37:31,539 --> 00:37:34,099
it's called Glastonbury Tour okay
972
00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:35,019
and uh
973
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:36,219
we'll do it yeah
974
00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:37,440
see you later yeah
975
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,800
see you later we'll do it we'll do it
976
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,360
join the tribe
977
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,340
try not to do that
978
00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:48,920
when they're looking at you like off the side like
979
00:37:50,139 --> 00:37:51,219
he's like looking at you like
980
00:37:51,219 --> 00:37:52,760
what the fuck are you doing
981
00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:57,019
don't don't get me wrong
982
00:37:57,019 --> 00:37:59,199
it's pretty cool to get knighted by King Arthur
983
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,199
but the internet didn't say it would be like this
984
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,880
bear me up Scotty let's go get knighted
985
00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:17,940
Tomorrow's gonna be a new day
986
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:18,139
because
987
00:38:18,139 --> 00:38:20,739
it's gonna be the first day you wake up as a knight
988
00:38:20,739 --> 00:38:23,519
from the realm oh yeah
989
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:25,500
how do you feel about getting lighter
990
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,639
so Aussie Prince of darkness
991
00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:29,659
look that's that's
992
00:38:29,659 --> 00:38:31,219
that's the can you hear the music
993
00:38:31,219 --> 00:38:33,039
the ice cream truck that's our
994
00:38:33,099 --> 00:38:34,260
that's the ceremonial music
995
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:36,400
the ice cream truck smile
996
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,880
look in the in the distance
997
00:38:42,179 --> 00:38:43,739
I don't know what I'm walking into
998
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,019
what would you do if we just walk over there
999
00:38:45,019 --> 00:38:48,039
and it's like a gang and they have to like jump us in
1000
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:48,739
like you gotta
1001
00:38:48,739 --> 00:38:52,239
you gotta survive two minutes and they just kick us out
1002
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:57,280
I love this coat it's very nice
1003
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,280
it's about to get blood all over it
1004
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:08,900
so my quest is almost complete
1005
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,860
either I get my dad knighted or we get jumped
1006
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:13,880
I'm not quite sure yet if it isn't
1007
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,800
Squire and Master Osbourne
1008
00:39:16,019 --> 00:39:18,539
what I'm gonna do is teach you to do its vow OK
1009
00:39:18,539 --> 00:39:20,739
but you'll have to join hands to do it OK
1010
00:39:20,739 --> 00:39:23,360
so you join hands and it goes like this
1011
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,699
we swear by peace and love
1012
00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:29,880
to stand heart to heart and hand in hand
1013
00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:32,800
Mark our spirit and hear us now
1014
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,840
confirming this our sacred vow
1015
00:39:38,860 --> 00:39:40,980
so now join in with us okay
1016
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:43,780
we swear by peace and love
1017
00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:48,340
to stand heart to heart and hand in hand
1018
00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:51,599
Mark our spirit and hear us now
1019
00:39:51,619 --> 00:39:54,719
confirming this our sacred vow
1020
00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:58,659
ha ha
1021
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:02,199
we've ground ourselves at the base of Glastonbury Tor
1022
00:40:02,619 --> 00:40:04,340
and I'm gonna ask you both in turn
1023
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,400
to kneel beneath this sword
1024
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:10,500
and you swear to truth to honour and to justice
1025
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,380
and you join the tribe
1026
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:14,920
so whichever of you would like to go first
1027
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,340
if you'd like to kneel beneath the sword of Britain
1028
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:19,159
and repeat after me
1029
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:22,780
ha ha ha ha ha Flam's already been here before me
1030
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:25,500
just left a message to speak the truth
1031
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,659
yes to honor your spoken word
1032
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:31,900
yes to be just and fair in all your dealings
1033
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:32,659
yes now
1034
00:40:32,659 --> 00:40:37,820
this is ancient Welsh Gwynedd and Rhydeth a chavender
1035
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:39,539
and that merely means truth
1036
00:40:39,539 --> 00:40:40,619
honour and justice
1037
00:40:40,619 --> 00:40:44,519
arise Bard and knight loyal Arthurian war band
1038
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,199
welcome to the tribe
1039
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:50,199
welcome to the tribe Ozzy and it's exactly the same
1040
00:40:51,059 --> 00:40:53,639
it's to speak the truth yes
1041
00:40:53,699 --> 00:40:55,460
to honor your spoken word
1042
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:58,260
yes and to be just and fair in all your dealings
1043
00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:01,480
yes Quianna and Radeth
1044
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:04,500
I have you under arise night
1045
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:08,880
and Bar Lola Marie in water plus welcome to the drive
1046
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:14,039
Aussie give us a hug for the universe now dude
1047
00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:17,059
are you on or off the wagon at this moment in time
1048
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:20,199
completely off the wagon you're completely on the wagon
1049
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:21,579
you're completely on the wagon
1050
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:24,019
so you wouldn't join us in a tiny drop of meat
1051
00:41:24,019 --> 00:41:25,099
I can't no
1052
00:41:25,099 --> 00:41:25,980
but you would no
1053
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:28,860
I don't drink either all the more for us anyway
1054
00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:29,860
it's great to have met you
1055
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,340
absolutely thank you so much
1056
00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:32,019
King Arthur stay
1057
00:41:32,019 --> 00:41:33,460
stay in touch we will indeed
1058
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:34,139
alright bless you
1059
00:41:34,139 --> 00:41:35,300
be thank you
1060
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:36,739
take care well
1061
00:41:36,739 --> 00:41:37,699
Sir Jack well
1062
00:41:37,699 --> 00:41:39,119
sir uh Ozzy
1063
00:41:39,139 --> 00:41:40,059
how do you feel about that
1064
00:41:40,059 --> 00:41:42,940
you finally got knighted I think we're all mad
1065
00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:44,780
you're the Black Knight Ozzy Osbourne
1066
00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:47,480
Prince of darkness global icon Black Knight
1067
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,800
how do you feel about the last few days
1068
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,739
it's been interesting to say the least
1069
00:41:53,739 --> 00:41:55,079
it's a good time right
1070
00:41:55,139 --> 00:41:58,360
Stonehenge was good Blesle Park was good
1071
00:41:58,579 --> 00:42:00,119
this this King Arthur
1072
00:42:00,179 --> 00:42:02,400
a bit strange but it was still fun
1073
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,340
is it weird that I feel obligated to like now
1074
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:06,800
Facebook friends them
1075
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:09,000
what's Facebook sir
1076
00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:11,760
I've heard of it
1077
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:15,800
I've heard of it you have a Facebook page
1078
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,840
if you want I can show you how to use it
77431
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