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Stop! No!
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Oh, no! The beast is upon me!
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Shh!
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Greg, is there a beast out there?
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Mmm...
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I found a duck.
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Do you know how to make eggs from a duck?
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- I'm hungry.
- What about the beast?
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The beast is upon me!
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I didn't see any beast.
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That driver is nuts.
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Mmm, nuts.
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Whew! Well, that's good.
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Good?! That crazy driver's taking us way off course!
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- Really?
- Yeah, who knows where we are by now
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with that guy acting all bananas.
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Ooh, banana nut duck bread.
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Whoa-ah!
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Well, finally some good luck.
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Let's go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions.
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But...
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But it's creepy. Why don't you guys
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go ask for directions, and I'll just
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wait out... no, wait, I-I don't want to be out here by myself.
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- How about you guys...
- Just go to the tavern!
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Okay! But you ask for directions.
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Fine, yeah, I'll do everything.
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I'm hungry.
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Go on!
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I-it's stuck.
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Oh.
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E-excuse me, there.
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Excuse me. Hmm?
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You. Wait. Here.
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I'll get some food.
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Well, at least it has music.
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Well, hey, there, peach pot.
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Whatcha doing around... hey, what's that bird you got there?
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- It's a...
- I am Beatrice!
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These two sweet kids and I got a bit lost in the... aah!
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No birds allowed in my tavern!
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- No birds allowed in your...
- It's a bad omen when a
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bluebird enters through your door.
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It's bad luck!
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Lady, bluebirds are good luck!
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We bring joy and happiness to the... aah!
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Good luck, bad luck... I don't need any of it!
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Curse you, lady! Curse you!
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You'll die someday, and I'll laugh... laugh!
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Ohh!
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Forget this. I'm out of here.
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Wirt, you get directions.
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W-wait, no. I-I don't want to...
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Just do it!
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Who are you two anyway, bringing bad luck to my tavern?
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I'm Wirt, and this is Gregory.
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And that's a horse!
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That's great, but who are you?
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I'm... Wirt.
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I'm... I'm just a-a guy, I-I guess.
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Um, w-what do you mean?
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- Well, he's the butcher...
- I'm the butcher.
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- The baker...
- Yeah!
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The midwife...
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The master and apprentice...
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the tailor.
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And I'm the tavern keeper.
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Who are you?!
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I'm hungry!
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I-I-I don't know.
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I don't really like labels.
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I'm just sort of, like, myself, you know?
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Maybe he's simple.
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No, I-I'm just I'm just lost.
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See, w-we're trying to get to...
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I'm the highwayman.
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Okay, good to know.
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- Well, so, you see...
- ♪ I'm the highwayman ♪
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♪ I make ends meet ♪
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♪ Just like any man ♪
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♪ I work with my hands ♪
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♪ If you cross my path ♪
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♪ I'll knock you out ♪
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♪ Drag you off the road ♪
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♪ Steal your shoes from off your feet ♪
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♪ I'm the highwayman ♪
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♪ And I make ends mee-e-e-e-t ♪
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Hey.
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Are you wearing lipstick?
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♪ La la la la ♪
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Hmm? Who's out there?
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♪ Chop the wood to light the fire ♪
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What kind of person goes out chopping trees in the middle of
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a thunderstorm at night?
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♪ Light that fiery fire ♪
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What kind of a person talks to a horse?
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Ooh-ah.
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Hmm.
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- Excuse me?
- Huh?
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I was wondering if you knew the way... uh, I mean, I-I'm...
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her name is Adelaide, and...
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Oh, it's a girl you're after, eh?
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No! I-I mean, yes, but...
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Oh, you're not the witless, simple-minded fool
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everybody takes you for.
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- Everyone thinks I'm...
- You're the young lover.
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- What? Young lover? No, uh...
- If you really want to get
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with this Adelaide gal...
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- I-I don't. I-I mean, I-I...
- Well, here's what you do.
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♪ Write a loving letter, boy ♪
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♪ That swoops and sweeps and curls ♪
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♪ Calligrapher's just the thing
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♪ To help you win your girl ♪
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♪ Then you'll need to dress up smart ♪
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♪ The tailor's here by chance ♪
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♪ He'll stitch your trousers, hole your belt ♪
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♪ In fine couture of France ♪
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♪ Your shoes, my goodness, how they're worn ♪
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♪ But you're too young to know ♪
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♪ Nothing courts a woman's scorn ♪
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♪ More than scuffs on the toe ♪
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♪ The cobbler can attend to that ♪
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♪ Meanwhile, you must have cake ♪
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♪ The baker and patissier need work for goodness sake ♪
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♪ High, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day ♪
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♪ What a merry time we'll have upon your wedding day ♪
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- What?
- ♪ High, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day ♪
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♪ There's work for all when little boys get married ♪
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No, no, no, no. Y-you guys,
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I-I-I'm not getting married. I'm just trying to find...
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♪ That pointy cone upon your head ♪
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- Oh, no, please.
- ♪ You can't be wearing that ♪
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Mm. If I have to be outside,
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then those jokers do, too.
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Oh, hey, Beatrice!
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Do you want some food, too?
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No. How's Wirt doing getting directions?
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Mm, pretty good.
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♪ High, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day ♪
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♪ What a merry time we'll have upon your wedding day ♪
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♪ High, dee, diddly ♪
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What about that woodsman?
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I bet he knows these woods better than anybody, huh?
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All right, horse, good riddance!
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Lover! Lover!
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No, y-you guys, Adelaide isn't... I-'m just...
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Young lover, sing us your love song!
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- Love song?
- Yeah, lover!
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Sing us your love song!
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No, I-I-I don't have a...
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Sing, lover, sing!
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No. Sing, lover, sing!
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Midwife, no. Aah! Ohh!
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Sing, lover, sing!
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Sing, lover, sing!
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Sing, lover, sing! Sing, boy, sing!
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♪ My name is Wirt ♪
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♪ And his name is Greg ♪
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♪ We're related 'cause my mom remarried ♪
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♪ And then gave birth to him with my stepdad ♪
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♪ We're not from around here ♪
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♪ Can you all give me ♪
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♪ Some directions today? ♪
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♪ So we can be on our ♪
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♪ Wa-a-a-y ♪
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This ain't no love song.
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It's a metaphor.
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Keep it together, tailor.
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- Hey!
- Uh, yes?
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I know what you are!
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- You're a pilgrim!
- What?
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What, like the... the guys who eat turkey and cranberry sauce?
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- No, you're a pilgrim!
- A pilgrim?
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You're a traveler on a sacred journey.
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You're the master of your own destiny.
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The hero of your own story!
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A pilgrim.
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Tell us your feats, pilgrim!
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What other challenges have you overcome?
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Regale us with your travels, pilgrim!
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One time, Wirt fell on a gorilla.
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And helped me find this frog.
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More! Tell us more!
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Tell us more! Let the cat out of the bag!
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We want to hear it!
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And, oh, uh, I met this helpful woodsman who told us
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which direction to go to avoid the beast.
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The beast!
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- The beast.
- Oh, goodness.
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Oh, you guys have heard of the beast, too?
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We all know the beast, pilgrim.
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♪He lurks out there in The Unknown ♪
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♪Seeking those who are far from home ♪
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♪ Hoping never to let you return ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh, better beware ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh, the beast is out there ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh, better be wise and don't believe his lies ♪
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♪ For once your will begins to spoil ♪
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♪ He'll turn you to a tree of oil ♪
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♪ And use you in his lantern for to burn ♪
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Wait, wait, wait! Lantern?
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The woodsman was the guy with the weird lantern, not the beast.
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Pilgrim, he who carries the dark lantern must be the beast.
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What? No, the woodsman's a good guy.
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He warned us of the beast and told us
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which direction to go to avoid him.
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And now you're more lost than ever, huh?
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Yeah, but...
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oh, yeah, hey, can you give us some directions?
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Our friend Beatrice is trying to take us to
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Adelaide of the pasture, the good woman of the woods.
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She can help us get home.
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You don't need directions, pilgrim.
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You follow that compass inside your heart.
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Uh... no, I think we need directions.
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- Aah!
- Beatrice!
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Go save your friend and get yourself home!
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- Pilgrim!
- You got it!
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Uh... okay.
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Never say die, never say die!
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Oh, boy, I guess I'm really doing this.
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Horse, I'm just gonna pretend like I can ride you, all right?
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Beatrice?!
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Beatrice?
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Another one of those trees.
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Halt! - It's you!
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Hey, Mr. Woodsman!
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I told you to leave these woods!
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Beatrice!
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You're turning her into an edelwood tree!
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You were the beast all along!
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Huh?!
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Whoa! Huh?!
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What is this?
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Greg, get Beatrice!
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What are you doing?!
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Boys, the beast is upon you!
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Agh!
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Oh!
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Beatrice, you all right?
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Yeah, I just... I saw a weird shadow and then stupidly flew
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into a tree and got knocked out.
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Oh, well, we're all right now.
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Wirt was amazing!
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He sang a song, rode a horse,
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and saved you from the axe guy!
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He's the pilgrim!
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That's all well and good,
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but you were supposed to get directions.
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I did. We just got
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directions from Fred before you woke up.
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Who?
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Oh, uh, Beatrice, meet Fred the Horse.
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Nice to horse your acquaintance.
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You can talk?!
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It seems you're running out
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of oil, woodsman.
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Why not let me take
the lantern for awhile?
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Begone, beast! I've fought you for the lantern before,
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and I'll fight you again!
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No need for violence, woodsman, but be sure
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to keep it lit, or your daughter's flame
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will go out... forever.
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Now, what direction did those children go?
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You leave those children be!
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Beast!
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♪ La la la la ♪ - Beast!
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♪La la la la Chop the wood to light the fire ♪
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