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And this is Rebelling with Respect.

Today on the podcast, we are

talking about a relationship

dynamic that is very close to my heart.

Grand co-parenting.

When my daughter Anna chose

to become a single mom, it

changed our family forever.

Ryan, claw fist, recording.

As a grandma, I was able to

step up and help her.

Harper, this is your 30-minute

warning that we're leaving for school.

This is now your 20-minute warning.

Ten minutes.

Yes, confirm the recording

sessions, but know that I

know she can sell out more

than the Greek. And yes, I

know how many seats there are.

Harper, I really want to

respect your space, but I'm

curious as to why you're not

out here yet. You have five minutes.

Being someone that your loved

one can lean on is the most

important relationship there is.

Ryan, I'm getting so good at this.

No, no, no! Hi, Mom.

Now's not a great time. I'm just...

I know, but I...

No, it's okay. I've got

everything under control.

I made your favorite lunch.

How was pickleball yesterday?

Did you beat him?

We say annihilated.

I told you I could take her.

I know, sweetheart, but I saw

in your stories that you were

working at the studio late,

and so I decided to take her.

You know, it would be healthy

for you to unfollow me, and

I work late all the time.

I can still take her.

Anna, let's pause and reframe.

When you decided to be a

single mom, I told you I

would support you 100%.

Well, this is me supporting you 100%.

Okay, you know what? I'm coming too.

We can both do drop-off this morning.

Mom.

No, go on. You can go.

Just let them go.

Okay, you're not going.

Mom.

You're gonna go. You're not.

Nobody's gonna go. Your turn.

I'm gonna go!

So what's up, kiddo?

Nothing.

Okay, spill it.

All right, my new lab partner

is the absolute worst.

She's the new girl here for the year.

I mean, she thinks

she's so much better than

everyone because she's British,

which she has to remind you

of every five seconds like no

one's ever been from England before.

So my dad opened his third

restaurant in Paris.

And that's how I met my French

boyfriend, Philippe Henri.

Ah, Philippe Henri.

Oh, my God.

He's French and a model.

You've seriously been to Paris

Fashion Week?

Anna Wintour scowled at me.

Seriously?

What's Paris like?

Oh, it's lovely.

I go all the time.

Ignore the British girl after

this year.

You won't have to see her anymore.

Nice advice for a therapist.

I'm not a therapist. I'm her grandma.

All right, well, this has been real.

Please drive away

like you don't know me.

Make good choices.

You are so lame.

Lame.

Are you ready for laboratory today?

Shut your mouth.

Bonus round today. Never trust an Adam.

Why? They make up everything.

You're all day, Pope.

Well, you're supposed to put

your goggles on before we start.

The goggles are giving Minion.

Yeah, we're not like Minions.

So no thank you.

But they're perfect for you.

It's like the Revolutionary

War was for nothing.

Today, remember, these are

dangerous chemicals.

Maybe we should use not

dangerous chemicals?

How about you do your actual

share of the work instead of doodling?

It's called designing.

The measurements have to be precise.

This experiment is so simple.

In the UK, we did this in

primary school.

The only reason people think

you're smart is because of

your obnoxious accent.

At least people think I'm clever.

What's that supposed to mean?

You're smart.

Figure it out. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Not precise.

Not precise.

I don't know, Mom.

I don't know why the

principal called me, but I'm

here, so you don't need to come.

You know what?

I can't find what I was

going to tell you about.

I have to call you.

Sorry.

It's totally my fault.

No, no, no.

I wasn't looking where I was going.

Oh.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know how to

tear this thing off.

Yeah, I'm not sure yet. I think...

It's off?

I think you know it.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you. No problem.

Thank you.

Um, my daughter just started

here, and I admit I'm quite lost.

Would you happen to know

where the chemistry lab is?

This is serious.

Someone could have been injured.

I'm sure it was just an accident.

It seems to me a misunderstanding.

Harper seems so lovely.

Oh.

Well, Lily seems so genuine and kind.

I certainly never had two

parents come in here and be

this attractive.

I'm a detentive.

Lily and I are definitely

going to reflect on how to do better.

This is all Harper and I are

going to think about.

Well, we're very, very

committed, especially as a

single parent household.

Well, us too.

We're single parent.

Great.

I mean, I'm a single parent.

Great.

Yes.

You know what I mean.

Same.

Me too.

Single.

Single parent.

Guilty.

I'm single too.

Oh, my God.

Should we meet up?

Perhaps our daughters should

get to know each other.

Maybe like Wednesdays after

six, get a little wine.

Talk about these badass kids.

Harper would really like that.

Over dinner?

Dinner sounds perfect.

I'm on it. Petite twa?

Yes.

Can I have a table for two?

Private.

In the back.

Do you guys have any allergies?

No.

No.

No, no allergies.

Dance rehearsal, final fitting,

rehearsal lunch, and oh, my wedding.

You have a lot on your plate.

Big day. Deep breath.

There's so much to do before Sunday.

Let us know how we can help.

Maybe someone could help me

memorize my wedding vows.

How about this?

I'll help you.

I, Anna, take you, Eric, a

man that I have been dating

for six months, but might uproot

my entire life and move to

London, where we have no

family, and an avocado costs $11.

Perhaps you should add

something about my undying

patience for teenage rebellion.

Spot on about the avocado.

Oh, that wasn't about you.

It was actually about my

mom's other British fiance.

She's a comedian today.

Just to date up. Right, Harper?

I have been practicing our first dance.

Wait till you see what I am cooking.

Ooh, I see what you did there.

I've never missed you since yesterday.

I had my pastry chef make

sticky toffee pudding pavlova

for the bake sale.

Just what every teenager loves.

Pavlova.

Agreed.

Teenagers these days,

sophisticated pavlova.

Yes, well, this pastry chef

was up at 4 a.m.

baking old-fashioned chocolate chip

cookies

from scratch with no staff.

Four hours for cookies?

I think we need to get you to staff.

They just needed to call.

Stand up straight. Good posture.

Okay.

And do you know how bad this

is for you?

Seriously, eat this.

Say thanks, Mom.

I saw that, Harper.

I keep us on schedule, eh?

Oi.

Well, we wouldn't want to be

off schedule, innit?

Stop.

It's Lily.

Lily.

Back seat.

Can't Grims just take me?

No, this will be good bonding

for everyone.

I bond best with Lil E when

we're not around each other

and I don't have to look at her face.

I love sitting next to you.

It reminds me that I'm amazing.

All right. All right.

I got you.

You got me. Good morning.

We're ready to go. Good morning.

Car is all set up the coast. Rule one.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

What do you think?

I'm not saying I don't not

want to go on the trip.

I'm just saying that Anna's

wedding has put me behind

with my patience, which has

been very disruptive.

Uh-huh.

And, and, of course, they

keep adding dates to my book

tour, which, you know, is out

of my control.

And I'm just saying I need a

little time.

Look, girls.

We're trying to hear you.

Just try and hear us. Oh, no.

I hear you trying to pull me

away from my family and my friends.

I mean, who even gets to

surf before school in London?

You can surf on the River Thames.

Really?

No, you dipstick.

Girls.

It's a city.

Do you need to... Okay, girls.

Girls.

It's our decision.

Eric and I will do what's

right for the family.

Hmm.

Family?

Yes, this family.

Don't say it like that.

That sounds really funny.

Don't you tell me what to

say and how to say.

How about relax?

Don't be so dramatic.

Lily.

Stop gaslighting.

What?

You don't even know what that means.

I don't want to look at your

face anymore.

You know what that means, right?

I think I know what it means.

Yeah, I know you do.

Max brings like a dash.

When the bank sale today,

every payable must have a

little free option.

An air free option.

Please don't slam the... Free option.

A red dot free option.

Well, at least we don't have

to bring them to our

immigration interview tomorrow.

Don't be stressed.

They'll come around.

Yeah, let them take all the

time they need.

Oh, he sounds great.

I'll be back in a bit. Thank you.

Oh, send those to the tour

manager, please.

So, I want to do that.

I want, you know, we can

come in here after midnight.

I got the keys to the studio.

How's it going?

Oh, good morning.

Actually, literally not.

It's a bad morning.

It's a very bad morning.

Not for me personally, but for you.

Why? What happened?

Trevor dumped Ella.

And he already released a

song about it.

Yeah.

And he dumped her in a text.

Yeah, I got this. Toxic icon.

I'm getting the booth.

Okay, so Trevor wrote a song.

But I'm sure it's not as bad

as you think.

It's called Better Than The Last One.

It's about me.

Okay, but that title, it

could be about anyone.

It says parentheses Ella.

Let's just focus on the songs

that you're going to perform

on Saturday.

Performing.

Yeah.

I can't sing those songs.

I wrote them about Trevor.

I put my heart and soul into them.

No.

A 44-year-old Dutch music

producer wrote those songs.

This is a hit.

This is, I can't even stop

moving my body.

My chest is just jarring. I can't.

Oh, it's sad.

Oh, that's from Oprah.

Join the environmental club.

From Oprah, we have the best

cookies in town.

Great Sunset Ridge Bake Off.

Shouldn't these be more

prominently featured?

Bon Appetit literally profiled

my dad's restaurant for these patients.

I think they're nice and

prominent over here.

Uh, they're gourmet.

They're soggy-bottomed.

You know what?

I think I see the perfect

spot for yours.

Dude, those were grand. Come on.

You know what?

I think I know the perfect

place to put this.

Oh.

Congratulations, you two.

You just gotta take me to

the emergency room because I'm

very allergic to key lime pie.

It's not supposed to be in there.

I saw them at the Troubadour last year.

Could I sing your song this weekend?

Oh, no.

You have way better stuff

than something I wrote.

I wrote that after I left

Pink Slip anyway.

Okay?

I got this.

Yes, you got this.

Opening your world tour at

the Wiltern is a big show for you.

Huge.

For the both of us.

The girls are struggling with

this transition and just, just

take it from a parent who has

been in your shoes.

Hey, I know, Des.

Between losing Lily's mom and

moving here...

Yes, and being ripped away

from the home she cropped in.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Are we talking about Lily or

about Harper?

Harper?

Lily?

No, it's just...

Dad.

Hey. What the...

What's going on?

Darling.

No one's hurt.

I went to the school...

Please, let me just handle this.

Anna, there's been an incident

at school between the girls.

It was really bad. What bad?

How bad?

Oh.

I...

Girls, apologize to each other

now, please.

Oh, honey, forced apologies is

never a way to resolve conflict.

But...

We need to make space for

them to express how they feel.

Harper, how do you feel? I feel...

Sorry.

And Lily, how do you feel? I feel...

Sorry, Tim. That's great.

Great.

Sorry that my future

stepsister is a complete twist.

Oh, I'm sorry that my future

stepsister is a shallow idiot.

Really?

New plan!

No more holding space for feelings!

You two are going to have a

lovely time at my bachelorette tonight.

You're going to get along

because we're a family and family...

You earned yourself a

sleepover at Grams!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Why am I the punishment?

I'm the fun one.

I have board games.

Mom...

I have Parcheesi.

And you're going to braid

each other's hair in a

non-cultural appropriating way

and like it.

What is Parcheesi?

It's a game.

I'm not quite sure.

You move around the board,

you shake the dice.

Remember the sound of the dice?

Oh, it's amazing.

You get these dice and you

shake them in your hand. Oh, Grams.

And then you move around the board.

It's really fun.

I also have Bagel!

You stay on your side, and

I'll stay on mine.

Gladly.

Harper, look, I know you

think I don't get it, but I

do, and it's still just going

to be you and me.

If you go to London, I'm

staying here with Grams.

She said it was cool. She what?

Hey, Anna!

Did you remove me as Harper's

secondary contact?

Did you tell Harper that she

could stay here with you if

we decided to move to London?

Are you serious? Okay, okay.

What is serious is that you

and Eric need to keep the

girls in Los Angeles.

Lily just needs some guidance.

The only guidance I need from

you is to show me to the

other bathroom.

I'm very sorry, Lily. I didn't...

You don't know anything about

what I need or how I feel.

Or the fashion school back

home that I want to go to!

Oh!

Yep.

Just you and me, Mom.

Great.

Welcome, everyone, to the

bachelorette party of our girl, Anna!

Mom, Julio.

How did you... Haven't changed?

Not at this point.

Oh, so funny.

Oh, I remember that six pack.

Yeah, who is that? So handsome.

That is Jake.

Your mom's first love.

And her first ride on a motorcycle.

I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle.

Jake also had a thing for tests.

For grams?

All right, okay.

Enough humiliation for tonight.

Here you go.

You're too young to be sad. Come on.

Being young is overrated, Mom.

Okay.

Each will be fine.

Use the toys.

Lily, mind if I join you?

You know, Anna lost her

father around the same age

that you lost your mother.

And then she had to deal

with my wedding to Ryan.

Cool.

And then you add to that the

complications of moving.

I'm here for you.

Sincerely.

With all due respect, Dr.

Coleman, you're not my gran

or my therapist.

So while I get you motives

for keeping us in LA, I

don't need your help. Oh, no.

We used to be so cool.

Hey, I'm still cool.

I look amazing.

You're very cool.

That song you sent me was sick.

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah.

I wish I had more time to

write, but now all I do is

listen to parenting podcasts.

Well, I'm sorry for ruining

your exciting rock star life.

Harper, wait.

I was just...

Wait.

I wasn't serious.

Look, I gave up performing,

but I have...

You enjoy your party.

You can't leave.

I don't think I belong in here.

Just let me handle this.

I've got you.

Harper.

Anna.

Honey, you just need to pause

and reframe.

Thanks, Mom.

What?

What did I do?

I was handling it, and you

completely undermined me as a parent.

I was trying to help you.

Well, your help isn't helpful.

Oh, that's not very nice to say.

Can the great and mysterious

Madam Jen interest you ladies

in a psychic reading? Uh, no.

Thank you very much.

But, um, right now it's not the...

Time?

It's just not really our thing.

This will all be over soon

if you just...

Go with it.

Go with it. Yes, exactly.

Come on in.

Yes, yes, yes, go.

All right, here we go.

Anybody else interested?

I do discounts for bigger Christmas.

That's great.

Good.

And that's how I lost my

spot at the Larchmont Farmers Market.

But I did get a table by

the lids and free milk

counter inside of the Starbucks.

So I am a life coach, but I

also do Reiki.

As you'll notice, I have

several business cards because

I actually have a business

card making business.

So that's the card for that.

I can put quotes on there

that I can just make up for you.

If you want something

inspirational, for example, I

can make up a quote like,

um, live your life.

Gosh dang it.

Okay.

So here's...

Oh, and, and, and, and...

I'm gonna read your poems now.

Oh, really?

Okay.

And there they go. Honey, many.

Okay.

Ooh.

Okay.

Smells like you had some appetizers.

Were they good?

Good.

Good, yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

And did you have any mom? Um, no.

No.

No, I didn't.

I, I, I, cause I paid for them.

It's a wedding.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Your lifelines, it, it's like

they've intersected before.

That was strange.

Really?

Uh, you walked in each other's path.

It's like a crazy path cross

that you...

Okay.

You've learned a lesson.

A lesson that may serve you again.

Okay. That's enough.

Okay.

We'll give these to my neighbors.

I'm onto something here.

One more thing.

Right over there is a QR

code that you can tip me with.

Any amount is appreciated.

Really.

I didn't know I could do that voice.

Nice prank.

Haha.

We know what you did.

What did I do?

What do you mean? The psychic?

Yeah. Telling her.

Whatever.

Okay.

Okay.

You think I'd rather solve

your problem than deal with

my booming culinary empire.

And you're happy here.

Are you the psychic?

I need you to look into my

future and tell me where

we're going to live.

Oh.

Cool Gen Z.

Talking to me.

If it's not London, I need

you to alter my destiny.

And I literally have to stay

in Los Angeles, so there's literally...

Well, that's not really how it works.

Well, how does it work?

Girls?

Follow my aura.

Uh, you don't have a lot of

lines in your hands, so it

makes it harder for me.

You two are called to be family.

Yeah, right.

Don't remind me.

A lesson for you all.

I see it now.

Change the hearts you know

are wrong to reach the place

where you belong.

Change the hearts you know

are wrong to reach the place

where you belong.

Change the hearts you know are wrong.

Why is she rhyming like a bridge troll?

Change the hearts you know

are wrong to reach the place

where you belong.

Change the hearts.

Earthquake.

Earthquake? We're dancing.

Yeah.

Right.

We're just freaking ourselves

out for no reason.

Yeah, it's just in our heads.

Right.

All cozy and tucked in?

You need anything?

What more could I possibly need?

How about sleeping in our own

beds in our own rooms? Sweet dreams.

Teenagers.

I was one.

Once.

Yeah, so was I.

Twice.

Night.

Night.

Love you.

Love you too, honey.

Have an alarm?

It's so dry.

Why do I sound like this?

Sound like what?

I think I just peed a-

Face feels so-

My face is-

How come you never told me?

We never told anyone, sweetheart.

Oh, but now let's just pause

and reframe.

No, no.

I didn't want to be a part

of this family and now I'm

part of some dodgy family curse.

Where are her lips?

She has-

Where did they go?

How do we fix this?

Well, you know, last time we

switched back when we saw

things from the other's perspective.

Oh, yes.

Should we hold hands?

Okay, hold my hands.

We can just-

I know I've been hard on you

and Eric, but I can now see

that you're doing the right thing.

And Mom, you have always done

so much for me.

And I see you.

I see you.

Are you really seeing me

though because I don't feel anything.

You have no idea how hard

I'm seeing you right now.

One, two, three.

Ow.

Girls, that doesn't work.

Yeah, we tried that last time.

Looking like this is why

people like you become shut-ins.

And what's with this accent?

Tomato.

Is that what you think I sound like?

Eh, my God, yes.

Of course, this is what you sound like.

Eh, let's get her on.

I do not sound like that.

I've never said that in my entire life.

I don't even know what her on is.

And then I need to call my

energy healer because I need

a chakra reset.

Yes, that's what you sound like.

The healer? Madam Jen.

I thought she was a psychic.

Ow.

I thought she did sound baths for dogs.

I thought she was a water sommelier.

She did try to sell me knives.

What?

No, whatever she is, we have

to find her.

But until then...

Until then, what?

Well, last time we convinced

everyone that we were each

other until we switched back.

Oh, brilliant!

So how are we supposed to

pull that off?

Well, panicking isn't it!

Look, Mom, I know I kept it

totally together in front of

the girls, but I have to be honest,

I am freaking out right now!

That was you keeping it

totally together.

Checking.

Or a photographer.

Oh, 20% off on our Etsy shop.

I can't get married.

We haven't even had a boyfriend yet.

We have to switch back to our bodies.

Oh!

At least your body didn't

wake up with arthritis.

It's disconnected.

I guess her life coaching

business went bust.

I'm supposed to get married

this weekend.

What are these?

And how many puffer jackets

does someone need?

Hmm, Reiki master.

What?

What'd you find? Bent down.

And didn't toot.

Youth really is wasted on the young.

And what's with the old

tissues in every pocket?

Oh.

Explain.

No answer, Reiki. Now what?

Did you try a vegan meatloaf truck?

They don't have a number, and

they only use DoorDash, and I

don't know how to do that!

I look Eileen Fisher years old.

I'm literally my mother!

I'm gonna need therapy for

the rest of my life.

And not the kind from Grahams.

Like the real kind.

That you have to pay for.

Ugh, why does anyone wear these?

Did she say anything? Like fortune.

No.

But...

Maybe she told the girls.

Did the psychic say anything to you?

It could be the key to getting out!

Wait, she did, right? She did!

What was it?

Change the hearts you know

are wrong to reach the place

where you belong.

That's about our parents

getting married.

L.A., London.

As teenagers, we have no power.

No say in whether we move or stay.

But, as adults...

Mom, she didn't say anything to us!

So, what do you say?

We need a plan. D-cake donuts!

She'll love those.

Harper, got them.

I'll love those.

Hey girls, how was the sleepover?

Good. Very good.

We did teenager stuff.

So here's our plan.

First, these clothes are rubbish.

Can you just give me five minutes?

What? Oh no!

How?

Why?

You're in your mom's body.

So, all you have to do is

tell my dad you don't love him anymore.

Wedding is off.

Done.

Whoa.

Got some bangs.

What did you do to my hair?

I fixed it. It's cold.

I'm free.

You don't seriously think

you're going to my work

dressed like this?

Take that off.

You're gonna get me fired?

What did you do to my hair?

It's disgusting.

You never wash your hair.

No, I don't.

The ocean washes it for me.

Obviously.

The wedding can't happen. It's Friday.

We only have till Sunday.

We gotta do some serious sabotage.

The immigration interview.

The rehearsal lunch.

Then, what if we cancel all

of the wedding stuff?

The cake, place, people?

And all we have to do is

convince our parents that they

are incompatible.

Which should not be hard,

because my mom obviously

should not be with some

wannabe Gordon Ramsay.

Well, my father doesn't want

to be with some wannabe

Valley Village rocker mom.

I don't quite like this sexy tiger.

Don't, don't I?

It's an American superstition

that it's bad luck for the

bride and groom to kiss

before they say I do.

Really?

For how long?

For a long time.

A long, long time.

Really?

Yeah.

Also, no touching hands.

No touching at all.

No gazing into each other's

eyes, because it's gross.

Yeah.

How old?

For maximum luck.

And finally, we must be

convincing as them until we

break them up.

Lily?

Yeah?

Did you just take Tessa's calcium?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Bone health.

Shh, you need those.

Yes, I'll be taking them.

You need to take those.

Give me the donut bucket.

No, you can.

Give it all that.

You're very diabetic.

Let's crack on.

Um, well, actually, uh, Lily

and I aren't feeling very well.

We think it might be a smart

decision to stay home.

This has nothing to do with

your detention.

Oh.

Well, you wouldn't want me to

go to school sick, would you, Mom?

Hmm.

You don't feel sick to me.

Does she look sick to you, Gramps?

I mean, Mom?

No.

They look fine.

You have your client Ella's

huge Rolling Stone photo shoot today,

and your immigration interview.

Don't you need a little bit

of help with that, hmm?

Of course she needs your help.

My kids these days will say

anything to get out of school.

Come on.

And make good choices.

Come on, come on. Let's go.

See you at the dance studio.

Wait, what?

Dance studio? Let's go.

Change out the club.

I got your bag.

Change.

This is the finals.

Welcome, everybody, to the

Westside Pickleball Championship.

Oh, yeah, you have your

championship today.

I think you're gonna be late.

Late?

Yes, yeah, I'm gonna be late.

Okay, newlyweds.

You just made your grand

entrance into the wedding reception.

The lights begin to dim.

And a five, six, seven.

Eric.

Ignore. Oh, right.

Um, like a bull.

Yes.

Charging.

Stallion.

It's a bull.

Yes.

Get it, groom.

Big stallion energy.

Yes.

All right.

It's a bull, though.

So, look at him.

What?

Eye contact. Come on.

Hi.

Hi.

Tango is your pelvis.

Pickleball, it's a sport like

tennis, but it is pathetic.

Tennis for lazy people, that's

what it is.

No, it's like tennis, but

for non-athletes.

It's a bunch full of nutters.

With giant paddles chasing a

wiffle ball, it's not bloody

Wimbledon, is it?

Here we go. It's yours.

Oh, stop it!

What was that?

No, it's good.

This is fun.

Up you go.

Taking a little nappy poo.

Not a nappy poo.

Tango.

Oh, no, I'm just thinking

that maybe the tango isn't our dance.

Um, anything else? Okay, Beth.

What else is sexy? Come on.

Let's keep our heads in the game.

Woo!

Game point, suckers.

Serena Williams, she's got

nothing on the sound of these

ladies I make up.

The 40-something beat of hip hop.

Bop, bop, bop.

Yeah?

Yes.

A hop and a hip hop.

I've never seen this kind of hip hop.

She's on the ground.

How is she doing that?

That's a new move.

That's defense of office!

Defense of office!

Woman, get up! The finale.

The finale. Immigration interview.

A rehearsal lunch.

Alice Big Show. My wedding.

I am stuck in detention.

And it's the championships for

the entire West.

Look who showed up.

Lily Reyes and Harper Coleman.

Not retired yet.

The school had our pension

invested in crypto.

But since I'm not supposed to

complain about it, per my

lawyer, it's neither here nor there.

So let's surrender our devices.

Let's go.

The man, man.

Mr.

May. Thank you, sir.

And now it's time to prepare

for the most boring task you

could ever possibly imagine. Sit there.

Read or think only. No screens.

Books.

Wipe that look of bliss off your face.

Get over yourself, Elton.

This is high school, not prison.

Yeah.

It's not a prison.

Which, FYI, research shows is

ineffective at preventing recidivism.

Yeah.

Rizzicism.

You know, giving back to the

community is a lot more

effective than trapping people inside.

Oh.

You want to go outside.

Let us out.

Yeah, let us out.

Yeah, let us out.

Yeah, let us out.

Let us out.

Outside.

Let us out.

Let us out.

Come on, Raiden.

...about the deposit.

And the officiant?

Oh, that includes the officiant too.

Cancel that too. Thank you.

Awesome, Jet. Answer it.

Is this for real?

Yes.

Where are you?

The editor for Rolling Stone in here.

Oh, no. Hungry tour.

Trevor's allergic to strawberries.

Looks sweet, Ella.

Ella's having a meltdown.

Hello, my staff of people

that I see all the time.

Here's your dish.

Oh, thank you.

All right, so she's over here

by this table.

Luca?

Oh, why would you give me

that to drink?

You yell at me if I don't.

Anna!

Jeanshorts, rash guard, laundry day?

Let's talk about the headline

for the article.

It's giving it, girl.

Pop star Queen Ella slays

down the house.

Wait, or we're gagging besties.

Ella's new album just fits different.

No, no, just stop.

What deeply out of touch old

person came up with those? You did.

I did. Thanks, puss.

Okay, I really need you to

focus on Ella.

Okay.

Do something.

Ella?

You followed me, and you know

what that means?

No.

Okay, I am your manager, so

I'm going to manage this.

Okay?

Ryan, I really do need to dash.

Yeah, but they sent the

photographers back in five minutes.

Photographer?

Yeah.

For your new passport photo,

the one you need for the

international part of your book.

Oh, yes.

I remember every detail that

you told me about me.

Yeah, I got prescriptions.

You got the essentials.

Essentials?

These things?

Does this go?

Lazy.

Oh, hey.

Yeah?

Fix it at it?

Yes.

Isn't that toothpaste for old people?

Oh.

Well, this is for when you

lose your teeth. Hey, slowpokes.

I want every blue spirulina

smoothie spill gone.

I want every chia seed scraped.

Every chewed piece of organic

gum on the bottoms of these seats gone!

Way to go, Harper.

What?

No, this was Lily's fault.

Elton.

Yeah?

I understand that you feel

the need to prove a point

because I publicly undermined

your authority.

How?

Do you understand me?

This isn't restorative justice.

I mean, if anything, you're

making these kids want to act out more.

How does Lily always manage

to make things worse?

It's a unique talent.

I have connections on the

school board, Elton.

Well, you're a stupid kid and

you have no connections, but

you have earned, along with

everybody here, three more

weeks of detention. Oh, Lily.

Centering breath.

Wow.

I think you're having an

allergic reaction.

No, no, no, no.

It's Rip Pumper.

I want to get some ice.

Okay, give me the ring light.

Every bottle of Benadryl I can find.

It's Rip Pumper. No, Ryan.

I don't have Apple jeans.

Oh, okay, whatever.

Do you have enough of a ring light?

Like a big ring light?

Sure.

I need a thing.

Can you make that?

Do you have the ring light? I'll poke.

Okay, ready?

Ready?

Let me look. Hold on.

Oh, no.

Just 10, maybe 50 more.

I'll just do looks, okay?

All right, here I go.

Dear sir, must cancel the

wedding venue because the

bride is horrible, as my

daughter always suspected.

Oh, who's Laura?

Hello.

Hello.

That one's rubbish.

I just took a new one.

I'm sending now.

Hey.

Oh, look.

Her phone has the giant letter virus.

Hmm.

Ryan, is it possible for you

to drop me at Anna's work?

Hey, you Trevorheads.

That was your boy, Trevor

Travis, with his brand new

song, Better Than The Last One.

My mom's biggest client is

having a meltdown.

Jet!

I'm working!

Trevor, her boyfriend, dumped her.

Trevor Travis?

Shh!

She's so much better, better,

better than her.

And they just got magic tattoos.

Is literally the worst thing

I've ever heard happening to

anyone ever, full stop. Thank you.

Of course.

Anna's getting married, so she

doesn't get what it's like to

have her heart broken.

Oh, I know.

When I was your age, my mom,

I mean, I, had this

boyfriend, Jake, and all my friends say

he was my first love.

Is that who your song's about?

What song? My song?

I wrote that?

It's really good.

This is a great song.

You're really good.

I don't get why you quit playing.

Because I had a kid who I

probably resent, since I'm

writing songs in secret.

So you miss performing?

I mean, yeah, probably.

I'm finding out a lot about

myself today.

Anna, your song is the only

song I loved out of

everything that we got sent.

I know you already said no.

But, can I please sing it?

At the Wilton tomorrow?

I mean, it's your concert, your tour.

You should sing whatever song you want.

Okay.

Yeah, I just, I feel like

between managers and stylists

and execs and label people,

I feel like I'm never going

to say in anything that goes on.

Right.

Right, because old people never listen.

I mean, people like you

think, I think people like me

think people like you,

you don't know any, you know

what I mean.

Yeah.

I have control over my own life.

Absolute control.

Photo shoot's back on.

Photo shoot is back on, grasshoppers.

Jump, jump, jump.

Let's make some fierce photos

of this fierce girl.

Bro, I think a job is really hard.

Wait.

What?

Wait, what?

If, if your mom wrote that

song about that Jake.

Yeah.

That's how we can get our

parents to split up forever.

So if she is with him, she

can't marry my dad.

Well, how do we find him?

It's like a database of old people.

Jake.

Oh, that's him.

Yes.

From the photo.

Wait, wait, wait, look.

Okay.

Oh, and he owns the record parlor.

He has liked all your mom's posts.

He is proper obsessed with her.

Single.

Okay.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

But first, your mom must look

fit if she's going to run

into the love of her life, and

I need a change, too.

Ella's stylist has pulled the

most gorgeous garments I've

ever seen in my entire life.

Do we love this for me?

Girl, the label loves this for you.

Can we just put it on here?

But just a baby on your shoulder?

No.

Rest it on your hair?

Please, can we just put our

differences aside so that I

can live my dream?

Please.

This is only because of the plan.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you.

It's not very me.

It's so exciting.

So, posing for the camera,

it's very different.

Find the shape and then hold it.

Good luck.

Okay.

I'm sorry, where did the fruit go?

Oh, this is cool.

That is recycled, I think.

Tess, your styling is still on point.

You two are the coolest

adults I have ever met.

Thanks.

Bye. Thank you.

My mom does have a cool job.

Yes.

Think she's our new best friend?

I think so.

I think so.

Do you guys need a ride? Oh, yes.

Totally. OMG, yes.

We ride with Ella.

You'll never find them.

No.

But we can find Madam Jen.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

So she lost a table at the

Largemont Farmer's Market, but

now she can be seen at the Starbucks

across the street from the

Largemont Village Wine and Cheese Shop.

Look, I know we don't have time.

But we are here.

And my metabolism is the

speed of sound.

I need to find Madam Jen.

They have onion rings on that baguette.

Oh.

Hi.

Sugar.

A little bit of sugar.

What off of this?

Back to the mission.

It has my full attention.

All you have to do is go in

there and flirt with Jake and

remind him why he fancied you when

you were young.

Wait, it wasn't me when I was young.

And I don't know how to flirt.

I definitely don't know how

to flirt as an old person.

But what do they do?

Talk about transitional lenses?

Home repairs?

John Mayer?

I have an idea.

We both wear our AirPods.

That way you can help me

because you have a French boyfriend.

So you definitely know how to flirt.

Yeah.

Defo.

Yes.

I'm going to go in and then

I'll give you the word of

when to come in and make

your sexy grand entrance.

What's sexy grand entrance?

What do you mean?

You have to be sexy.

How?

Sexy.

I'm not doing that.

This is a different look.

I'm coming by today.

I got the stuff in the back.

He's going to get me stuff.

What is your mother doing

behind my father's back?

Shh.

No.

He can't hear me. Get down.

I'm ignoring you.

Hey, thanks again for doing this.

What exactly?

What are we doing here?

We're signing the merch for

the charity auction.

Oh.

Right.

Here you go.

Right.

The merch.

Oh.

I have a question.

Do you ever think about me? About us?

I'm not sure there's a right

answer to this question.

I mean, do you ever miss?

You get married this weekend.

Unless I'm not. Very good.

Now, do something cheeky.

Like, lip your hair.

Good.

Oh, good.

Big, big, big moves. Big moves.

One more.

Shake your head. Shake it.

More.

Like, all the way around.

There you go. Shake it.

Excellent.

Okay.

Wink at him. Try winking.

Wink.

Wink.

Wink. One eye.

One eye.

Now, do both.

Oh, bite your lip.

Bite your lip.

Why is he looking at you like that?

I'm biting my lip.

No, not your top lip.

Your bottom lip.

Bite your bottom lip. Like that.

Pouty.

I know what this is.

I've seen this before.

You're having a stroke.

We need to get you help. No, no.

I just need to go to the bathroom.

I just, yeah.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

It's in the back. All right.

I'll find it.

Are you sure?

There's no merch in the...

I was really bad at that.

So bad at that.

How did you know your

boyfriend liked you?

Um, you just know.

Huh?

How? Like, specifically?

You've dated a guy.

You know this.

You have experience. Tell me.

Help me out here.

Harper, I don't have a

French boyfriend.

My entire dating experience is

watching 500 hours of Love Island.

Wait.

You're like the most confident

person I know.

It's an act.

What?

Well, you're not gonna tell

everyone, are you?

No.

I'm not like that.

I wouldn't do that.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh.

You're not gonna hug me, are you?

No, I was just...

No, don't do that.

Hey, it was just...

All right, look.

No, we should get back out

there, right?

Because otherwise he'll think

I'm pooping.

There she is.

I see her.

Right by the milk.

And I see her spring writing

career taking off.

If you move over to, um...

Genre?

Genre.

Yes.

You!

Oh.

Um, how can I help?

Take one wild guess.

Are you gonna serve me papers?

What? Shhh, bodies.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

It actually worked. That's amazing.

It's never worked before.

Um, would you guys mind

leaving me a review or like

five stars and just saying like,

Oh my gosh, Madam Jen was so

much more than I worked with.

Tell us how to switch back right now.

Okay, all right.

Um, I'll consider it.

If you sign up for my Reiki

and financial management package.

Tell us how to switch back,

you multi-hyphenate lunatic.

Oh my gosh.

I am a multi-hyphenate.

That absolutely slays.

I'm supposed to get married

in two days.

Right.

Okay.

Um, all right.

Well, you have to look at the reading.

That's the only way.

We don't know the reading.

Um, what are you talking about?

I said the reading directly

to you both multiple times in

a scary whisper voice.

Because we weren't there.

But that wasn't right. Oh, right.

You weren't you because you

had switched with the other

women who are, okay, that's, and

it makes sense.

Um.

Okay, well, the reading was

change the hearts you know

are wrong to reach the place

where you belong.

Didn't we try that? I think

we tried that. We tried it.

Okay, well, the problem is

your hearts might not be the

only ones that need changing, so...

Ooh, cute.

Well, our time is up.

Wait, but no, no, no.

There's got to be something else you

can do, right?

I wish I could help you, but

my shift is starting.

So what I can do for you is

get you a Cortado, an

Americano, a Prinzeme,

and any kind of espresso or

non-espresso drink.

It's your dad. Shoot, shoot,

shoot, shoot, shoot.

Uh, excuse me.

Tess? Oh!

What are you doing down there?

Stretching. Ah, yeah.

Hi. Anna didn't...

she didn't tell

me that you were gonna be here today.

Oh! What interview? I mean,

yes, I know the interview.

Now? I was just thinking about you

the other day.

Really?

I've been meaning to ask you something.

Sure.

And, um, I don't quite know how to...

to... broach the subject.

But is, um...

Is your husband...

Is he still... with us?

I can't believe it.

I mean, he's so old.

How... how old is he?

We never talk about it.

Somewhere between 50 and 100.

I...

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah. But, okay.

Let me focus for a second.

I'm worried about Anna. All right?

She's been being weird with me,

and she keeps asking if...

if I ever think about her.

You know, maybe she is reconsidering.

Reconsidering?

Uh-huh.

But three weeks ago, she told

me how in love she is with Eric.

Do you know that she wrote a

song about you?

No.

Anna?

Daughter?

Why don't you tell Jake about

the song you wrote?

I wrote a song about us.

You know what?

I'll give you your privacy.

I'm just gonna go look for

music for old people.

You know, really old. Like Coldplay.

It's nice to hear you're writing again.

Yeah.

Can you just... give me a second, bro?

Just one second.

We need to get to the

immigration interview.

Now.

Okay.

Let's go.

Legs are so weak.

My knees are cracking like walnuts.

What is happening right now?

I don't know.

My brain is telling my body

to stand up, but it's like

shouting into the abyss.

See, I just tried to get up again.

Okay. Help me.

Okay.

We have to find a way to

get to the immigration interview.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

I have an idea. All right.

Come on. Oh, Jake.

Hi.

Could we borrow your car?

Oh, and don't worry.

We are totally of age to drive.

Anything for you, Dr. C. You ready?

Hold on.

Oh, that's a woman after my heart.

You totally do.

Stop.

I do not.

Yes, you do.

I do not.

You absolutely do. Shut up.

She thinks you're cute.

I do not.

She so does. I do.

Thanks.

Dr.

Coleman? Oh, why would I be?

We're perfect for each other.

You'll see.

Oh, that's cryptic. Coleman Reyes.

Ah.

Yes.

That's us.

I love so many ruffles.

Yeah.

There you go.

How are you?

Oh, I was just dumped by my

fiance, so, you know. Oh, no.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, what a decent thing to say.

Thank you.

Yes, of course.

Are you single?

Kidding.

Um, can I see your paperwork? Ah, yes.

Yeah, I'm sure you're approved.

Wait, whoa.

Don't you need to see if we

really know each other?

I mean, usually, yeah, but...

he seems like such a kind

and honest man

who clearly works out.

Oh.

A lot.

I mean, you could be a gymnast.

I did once qualify to

represent the UK in pole vaulting.

You're kidding, really?

I'd still like for us to

prove that we, you know, are

marriage material.

So, what's my favorite road trip snack?

Uh, 7-Eleven hot dog.

Dipped in blue slurpee. Dream vacay?

Taking the girls to the Galapagos.

Harper would love the biodiversity.

And I think Lily could really

benefit from the dirt.

Though she really just wants

to see a, uh...

Komodo dragon in the wild.

That's her favorite animal.

Oh, these are too, too easy.

You gotta hit me with the hard stuff.

What is my guilty pleasure

pump-up song?

Oh.

Uh, darling, I...

I promise to never divulge

that highly classified into me.

See?

He doesn't know me at all.

See?

Okay.

We can't get married.

It's...

It's Chubba Wamba.

She told you?

Wait, creepy crawling or sub-thumping?

I get knocked down.

But I get up again.

You're never gonna keep me down.

I get knocked down.

But I get up again.

Yeah, you're never gonna keep me down.

That's the one, yeah.

Ugh.

Danny was my fiance's... name.

Okay, enough.

What's my deepest, darkest fear?

Oh.

That your love for Harper?

I need to protect her will

push her away rather than

bring her close.

And then she'll run away and

be a surf bum,

and then she'll get a dodgy

tattoo with the sun around

her belly button.

But you're a phenomenal mom.

And Harper is amazing.

So that'll never happen.

Well, that was really sweet.

I didn't know that.

You know, I approve hundreds

of marriages that probably

won't even last a year.

But you too. Thank you.

Next. Well done.

We got approved.

My seafood vendor says we canceled?

I should deal with this.

Bet.

Yeah, my mom's almost here.

Okay.

Uh...

Bye.

What an odd mix up. Muppet, Muppet!

How'd it go?

Your dad knows a lot about my mom.

I think he really loves her.

But did you do enough to break them up?

I don't know.

Uh...

I need to clear my mind.

Can we go somewhere?

Yes!

Yeah! Get in!

Don't drive so fast. Fuck off!

The hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong.

What do you think she meant by that?

I think she made it all up.

But, back on the bright side, honey.

This suit is so much fun.

Why have we never done this before?

Because you already have one

fake hip and you do not need another.

It's very funny.

I'll have you know in this party.

I, two, three...

Hey!

Ugh!

Kids get away with anything anymore.

I hated you a little less today.

I think it's hard to hate me

when I look like your gran.

I hated you a little less today, too.

I just don't understand how

anyone can dislike California.

It's like a wrong opinion.

Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion.

I mean, look around.

Yes, okay, Harper, it's... It's lovely.

It's lovely. I just...

I miss England.

We can talk about her.

If you want.

Thanks.

I think if I talk about her,

I'm giving away what little

of her I have left.

And...

Why are you so obsessed that

I like Los Angeles?

Well, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

No.

Yes.

And look, even if I liked it

a little bit here, I mean...

You...

You still don't want me around.

Obviously not. Obviously not.

I guess it's a good thing

we're stopping this wedding.

Yeah.

Where are they?

They're supposed to be home by now.

This is very good.

A little dry. Very fruit-forward.

And by fruit, I mean grapes.

Your lack of concern.

It's not working.

Just stay calm, honey. Stay calm?

But I've got the rehearsal

lunch, the final dress

fitting, and my wedding is in

36 hours, and I'm trapped in

the body of a ninth grader. I did.

I told you so.

Oh, you must certainly did not.

What difference does it make anyway?

Where on earth have you been?

Well, can't two adult women

come home when they please?

What do you think you're

doing driving around like that

with Ella all day?

Ella needs to talk to you, by the way.

You need to give her more attention.

Why am I dressing you like that?

I need more attention than

you sometimes.

And she said that my designs

were really fit.

She has a lot of stuff to

talk to you about.

Shhh!

Chill?

I am the adult here.

I am in charge.

Doesn't look like it.

You just earned yourselves

a consequence.

Ooh.

Oh.

No.

No.

Give me your phones.

Sure.

Psych.

By the way, you're the reason

this is all falling apart. Shut up.

No, I'm not.

Yes, it totally is.

And don't tell me.

Girls, this is serious.

We all need to start getting

along unless we want to be

stuck like this forever.

You know, you lot are getting

the better end of this deal.

It's us who are gonna be

dead in like five years. She's 37.

I'm...

While you two are out having

fun, we found Madam Jet.

She made us buy business

cards for everyone.

And a Reiki 10 pass.

What even is Reiki?

Huh?

What is said to change your hearts?

So change your freaking dang hearts!

It's the only way for us to

get out of this mess!

Oh, I'm switching to red.

Seriously!

What do you want one?

Use those words again.

What are you doing here? Our lessons.

What lessons? Seth lessons.

But it looks like you're

ready to surprise Hoppa and

take her out. Oh, yeah.

That's really gonna surprise Hoppa.

Obviously. Oh, no.

I just ate a bowl of onions.

In the water?

Yeah, they keep me alert.

Okay, I think.

Look, I know it feels like

we're in an impossible situation.

Maybe that's why things felt

a bit off with us. Yeah, probably.

Yeah.

But, Anna, I think we should

stay in L.A.

What about Lily?

Going back to London, to

Pembridge Hall, fucker, bring

back her mum.

And there's no one keeping us

there anymore.

If I'm honest, you felt so lost.

So what she needs is to be with family.

A grand like Tess, a sister

like Harper.

And you.

What is that?

I can't believe how much you love me.

And my family.

It's like, real, true love.

It's just, it's crazy.

Okay.

Well, you made it look so easy.

I'm gonna give it a go.

Oh, I don't know if that's-

Maybe I've improved as much as you!

Instructor! You're amazing.

You're like weaving and

dodging and you're like a pro-servor.

Perfectly.

Anna, come look. Oh, wow.

This is weird.

Weirder for me. Trust me.

Really?

Are you the one wearing your

mom's wedding dress?

Well, I never thought I'd get

to have this experience,

especially like this.

Well, mom, you know how much

I love to wear a dress.

Ugh, I'm sorry.

This is such a mess, Harper.

Mom, there's something I need

to tell you.

Oh, we were just talking

about the lunch.

What about the lunch?

It's just lunch stuff.

I'm just gonna make a quick call.

Okay. It's Tess.

Um, listen.

Last minute, but Anna was

wondering if you might like

to attend her rehearsal luncheon.

No, no, you would not be in a position.

You know what?

I think your appearance there

would make it a much more

lively affair.

So, I just wanted to say

that I'm very excited.

And being at my new

restaurant makes it all the

most special for all of us

to finally come together as a family.

So, with that said, welcome to Lily's.

Congratulations.

Thank you for coming.

Really, Eric and I so appreciate it.

Champagne ladies? Yes, please.

Because we're adults.

Mm-hmm.

As Eric's parents are here,

so best behavior, please.

Stand up straight. Good posture.

Anna, my soon-to-be daughter.

My heart is so full.

Oh, that's me.

How was your flight?

Oh, it was 13 hours and 13

minutes from Manila.

Major jet lag, some worse than others.

But I really love it here.

Maybe Harper can teach me the surfing.

Sure, dude. Mana po' Lola.

You're so silly.

Only Lily calls me Lola.

But I want to support your

Tagalog learning.

Keep it up.

Come on, Anna.

No, no, no, no.

We just, we have to wait for

the surprise guest.

What are you talking about?

Oh, just wait. Hello, sir.

Welcome.

Ah, no, thank you.

Oh, you're here to see someone.

Jake!

Oh!

What's he doing here?

I invited him, but I didn't

think he'd come.

But you know, he really likes

your gran.

Oh, my mom's gonna freak out.

Do you know that?

I know, so well my dad.

That was the whole point. Oh, you.

Doc Dursey.

Thank you for inviting me.

I saved your number.

I hope that's okay. Of course.

Ah. Hi there.

Hey.

Hmm.

I think I'm gonna have to

ask you to leave. Uh, now.

But, uh, you know, your mom,

she, she really wanted me here.

Right, I'm sure. Uh, well.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You're the best, bro.

No, no, no!

Wait!

Wait! Right back.

No, no, no, no, Jake, don't go!

Ah, Tess.

Tess.

Uh, can we have a chat later?

It's regarding Lily.

Oh.

If it's regarding Lily, we

should chat now.

My big sister, Anna.

After every atomic wedgie you

gave me, I always knew that

you also had an atomic heart.

Yes.

Anna and I decided we should

all stay in L.A.

Yes.

What?

Yes.

As a therapist, I was hoping

to get your thoughts on the

best way to approach you with Lily.

But, um, I know how you feel

about billable hours, so we

can chat later.

Yeah?

You did?

All right, who wants to speak next?

Father of the groom looks ready?

No, no, no, I have a few

choice words for the bride.

I would like to make a toast.

That, that's Crystal.

Uh, we have a toasting triangle.

Oh, piss off. Oh, yeah.

I would like to make a toast

to your future husband, so

that he knows what kind of woman

he's getting married to.

Oh, oh, he does, he does, he does.

He knows who he's marrying,

and he can make his own

decisions, and he knows not

to be manipulated

by other people.

Yes.

Hey, Gramps, this is between us.

Listen to your husband.

You listen to me.

Ugh, Ella, what does she want?

Micro cilantro from the

foothills of Oaxaca.

It was not my fault that

micro cilantro is bursting with flavor.

But it is your fault that

the cilantro has no loyalty

to its flavor.

What are they doing?

We have to stop them.

Are you doing all right, Art?

Ugh, Ella, this is the last

thing I need.

Oh, Jake's back already.

Jake, what, who, Jake, what,

what are you doing here?

Uh.

It was all her, I swear.

Really?

Um, and you all?

That's Anna's ex-boyfriend.

What?

Why?

She invited her ex-boyfriend?

Her ex-boyfriend?

Because she still has feelings for him.

Okay!

That's not her.

What?

I, uh, after the appetizer,

Anna said she wasn't feeling

well, so I went.

Right, I wasn't feeling well.

Oh, okay, oh, but not from

the food here.

The food is, is fine. Too fishy.

No.

Oh, it's fish.

It is not the food.

She's just on her period. That's all.

She's on her period.

I'm on line right now.

I got it.

I didn't really know where

you were in your cycle.

I know, dude.

It's fine, thanks.

Can someone please explain to

me what's going on here?

No, no, no, don't let her.

She shouldn't explain anything,

because she will just lie.

Hey, she lied.

Me?

I know, but you don't know

what he said to me.

You weren't there, you didn't hear it.

I don't think this marriage

should happen.

Well, you know what?

It's not just about what you want.

It isn't ever about what I want.

It's always about what you want.

That's enough.

Does everyone want this?

Okay, that's enough.

Well, yes, some of them do.

Hey, that's enough.

The girls fighting is one

thing, but this is your mum.

And for some reason, your

ex-boyfriend is here.

Yeah.

Anna, I love you, but you're

clearly having second thoughts.

This isn't working for our

families, and we always said

we put our families first.

So, we can't do this.

I can't do this.

Lily, help your grandparents.

I mean, you had the birthday.

The wedding's off. He's right.

Wait, no.

Wait, please, please, please, no.

I'm so sorry.

I promise, I didn't mean for

this to happen.

I think you did.

I guess we did it.

Yeah.

I know this isn't the best

time, but can I have my car back?

Maybe later?

She seems upset.

No, she just needs some space.

Are you doing okay? Oh, yeah.

I'm always okay.

It would be fair if you weren't.

That all got pretty crazy.

I worry what'll happen when

Tess doesn't have those two

to drive her crazy.

I'm worried Tess would be

really lonely if all of you

moved to London. Thank you.

Maybe this isn't for me to fix.

Mind if I join you?

Are you okay?

I haven't seen my dad that

upset since my mom died, and

it was all my fault.

You know, when Ryan asked me

to marry him, I thought a

lot about what Anna and

Harry's dad would have said.

How he would have felt about it.

How happy for us that we

found someone who loved us all so much.

I think my mom would feel the same way.

Yeah.

We'd miss her. I know.

She would be so disappointed in me.

No.

Yes, she would.

No.

Because I was very selfish. It was.

No.

No.

I was.

And I know it.

No.

She knows. Your heart.

Find my dad.

And Aunt to apologize.

Look, he's texting me the

word urgent, and her show

starts up now.

But what about Eric?

I think we should go back, Mom.

I thought there was a way to

make everyone happy, but there's not.

Right?

But I think that we should

go back for Eric.

I really should. Come on.

My client needs me.

Invisible string, we separate.

Don't need to say a thing.

What big emergency was? What happened?

I did.

Ella said you said you misperformed me.

I...

Yeah, and that you told her

she could do any song she wanted to.

You did.

The dressing room is right

around the corner.

Put this on.

Why?

Well, because we're not

fifteen anymore, dolphins.

What?

Get in there.

Okay.

Let me know when she's ready.

Crazy.

I can't believe Emily can do this.

Don't make fun of my dress.

This is all my fault.

Lily and I tried to sabotage

you and Eric.

And I tried to make him fall

out of love with you, but I

couldn't because he loves you so much.

And mom, you shouldn't have

to give that up for me.

Just like you gave up being

a rock star.

And I know you've been

secretly writing songs in private.

What?

You know, the one about Jake?

What are you talking about?

I'm your good and I'm your

bad because you're my baby

and love was made to last?

Huh?

Harper.

That song is not about Jake.

That song is about you. About me?

Of course it is.

Harp.

Mom, I'm sorry that I said I

wanted to stay with Grams if you left.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry that I made you

think that you had to choose

between being together or

being at home.

I choose you every time.

Okay.

We gotta go.

Oh, look, we look like a grown up.

Let's go.

Where am I going? Let's go.

Let's go.

If you'll excuse me, I have

to go get her.

No, no, no, no, please.

I know I said I didn't want

this wedding to go on, but

that's not true.

It's just not.

I was scared.

And I think I realized that

I didn't want to share someone I love.

I appreciate that, Tessa.

But, but, but wait. But please.

You still love Anna.

You still want to get married.

I... Do you?

I...

Do you love her?

I love Anna.

Do you want to marry her?

I want to marry Anna.

But then what?

But it's not about me.

Lily is the most important

person in my life.

And I worry every day of

messing up as a parent.

Okay.

I am on my own.

I lost a mom and I am so

scared of losing her.

So I have to put her first.

All right, all along?

What if being here with the

Colemans is exactly what she needs?

I thought so too.

But after all this, I'm not sure.

I am.

Give it up.

I wrote this song for her.

She means everything to me.

And I love her so much.

I know that family isn't always easy.

But family is everything.

She also plays guitar way

better than me.

So please welcome my daughter, Harper.

What are we doing here?

This is silly.

Anna and I are...

I'm madly in love. I know.

We tried.

We really did.

It's just not...

No, no, no, no.

Please.

Just give us one more chance.

Please.

Trust us. I just...

Wait, is that...

Is that Anna?

Gave me these yesterday.

Come with me.

Come with me.

I'm trying not to be here.

Yep.

It was Anna's idea.

You can tell me. That's better.

You did it.

You did it together.

Where my sister is,

that's where I want to be. Me too.

Oh, this is...

This is Bette.

We just met, but, uh...

There is something about her.

Yes.

Nice dress. Thank you.

Did you hear that? Nice dress.

She likes your dress.

Just testing out a new look.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to Freakier Friday.

Truth is, I bet you the dud

is very hot now. I see.

Are you talking about a ball game?

We'll have to find her. Until then...

She's had 29 donuts.

Let's eat those.

You learned a lesson.

My God, it could be a pirate, huh?

Oh, you fancy that.

Put on my jumper, eat my... Thank you.

Anna Louise Coleman.

Do you think...

Yes.

It is your middle name.

That's different.

Was it the Pink Power Ranger?

Let's not...

Let's not... Let's not...

Oh, my God!

What the hell is she?

Is that a Pepto-Bismol?

Come on, what is she doing?

In the pelvis.

Why?

Peanut butter molasses.

Peanut butter molasses.

Were any of those teenagers a

bad boss Betty?

No.

I'm sorry.

Good...

What?

Lily...

What are you doing down there?

Just crawling.

I think I just peed.