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All right, game seven, here we go.

This cake is good, I don't think it's doing that.

All right, good start.

Why are you shooting that?

What's wrong with you? Oh man, I don't know.

All right, yeah, all right.

No, you don't understand.

This is way too long. It's not the right... It's not... It just doesn't...

don't feel pretty in it. Honey, you are beautiful. What are you talking about?

It's too fucking long.

It's freaking see -through. Honey, what are you talking about? You are

beautiful. The dress is beautiful. It accentuates all the wrong parts. Hey,

game here. Big game.

Why are you eating my fucking wedding cake?

What the hell?

What's the hell?

What is wrong with you?

Why would you shoot? Hold on. Why is he shooting that? How? What's the game? Why

aren't you eating my wedding cake?

There's two weeks until the wedding.

My dress is all fucked up.

He thinks there's plenty of time to get a new cake.

There's two weeks. Are you even gay? Call a timeout.

Fuck. What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Your dress is beautiful.

It's not. What's wrong with you?

I know it's not.

Respect here. Respect.

Why aren't you getting my fucking wedding cake?

We have two weeks until the wedding. We can't get a new one.

This is a disaster, Mom.

Take a breath. You.

Put the wedding cake down.

For God's sake. Put it down.

Hello? What? Put down the wedding cake. I want you to practice the dance.

The dance? Yeah, for your son and daughter. You know the dance you guys

supposed to do? The father -daughter dance?

That's a great idea.

Oh my gosh. What is going on? Okay.

Put the cake down. Look at me.

It's game seven.

Put the cake in the fridge, please. You get up. Put it down in the fridge. There

you go.

Daughter. Right.

Two weeks. We have two weeks, people.

He's still watching the game.

We're watching the game together.

If you're ready.

Wait, did they win? There better not be any game at the end. It's in two weeks!

Oh my gosh! What's in two weeks?

My wedding!

Oh, then what's the rush? Let me watch the game.

Keep dancing.

She needs to show her this dress is going to be perfect. I can't afford to

another dress in the next two weeks.

I can't afford it. Have it all for her.

Winning her.

I heard that.

I'm sure you did.

She's going to get mad.

Aww. Please, you look so beautiful.

Please, Tennessee.

Please, just make me happy. I'm very happy. Keep going. Keep going.

Well, that's why you don't wear freaking flip -flops.

Well, listen.

Will you two stop fighting? You look beautiful, honey. So beautiful.

Just keep going.

This is going to be great.

This is going to be great.

So great.

Do people still dance in the morning?

I don't know.

When did we get married? Was it April?

I don't fucking remember.

Wow, okay.

I'm so nice to you.

This is ridiculous.

You're still watching the game and I'm pretty sure mom's eating my freaking

right now. Hey, what about the diet?

What? The diet?

I'm not eating the cake and I don't need to be on a diet. You don't really were.

No, baby, no.

That's what your stepdad did. You know what? This is disrespectful too.

our, your, you know, her wedding. Right? Wedding. What am I?

It's a wedding.

Yeah, it's your wedding.

I don't think I need a wedding. Why do I have to be respectful of her?

She's beautiful.

She's beautiful.

She's beautiful.

She doesn't even recognize me in it.

What's wrong?

It doesn't feel right.

Well, yeah, because it's going to be your husband, right? No, because you

stepping on my dress. You just stop fighting.

You look beautiful. Hey, why are you still eating the cake?

Oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Mom,

stop being so freaking weird.

I'm not being weird, pretty. I'm just trying to help you. Yeah, just help him.

Just help him.

What are you doing? What's wrong?

You ripped my dress.

You don't even like the dress. You don't even like the dress. I can't get

ripped, though.

I can't wait to get married so I can leave this crazy family. Oh, my God!

It's all black at the end. He was stepping on it. I need to fix it now.

Are you going to pay to get it clean?

I already paid $20 for the cake. What the fuck more do you want from me?

He doesn't even know when the wedding is. He's not going to fix it. The

wedding's in, uh, what, a week?

Two weeks? Two weeks.

Oh, my...

Oh, gosh.

There's like half of the cake fucking gone.

I can get you a new cake. I'll get you a new cake, and I'll get some baking

soda. That'll be good as new. I'm so sorry, sweetie, but you look beautiful.

do not look beautiful. You're my mom. You're supposed to say that to me. I

know what to say to my uncle.

Can you just get Dad? He'll tell me the truth if I look pretty or not.

Sure.

Sweetie, will you come in here and help your daughter, please?

Of course she looks beautiful and everything will be fine.

Well, everything will be fine. You are the most beautiful stepdaughter I've

seen.

Please, not just me. Oh, the florist is calling.

Perfect timing.

Let me go take this call and we'll get it all painted, okay?

Hello?

Hello? Yeah, yeah. What's up?

What do you need help with?

My dress is all a mess. There's all these spots on it. It almost got ripped

earlier. Well, we can take it to the... You ate my cake?

I ate like a little bit. Your mother ate more of the cake than me, I'm going to

be honest.

Do you know what? That cake wasn't that good anyway.

You don't have to be thankful that we weren't taking it to the wedding.

You know? I mean, you've always liked chocolate better anyway.

You don't want that raspberry bullshit.

Right? Am I right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

I don't even know how to put it on.

You just, you know, do the, yeah.

Perfect.

Hey, look how great you look.

You look beautiful.

You look so beautiful.

You look a lot more beautiful than your mother.

It doesn't feel so cute.

Yeah, well, it's got to go. Hold on.

Just hold it. Okay. Yeah.

And then, let me put it on.

Yeah, bend over a little bit.

You do look good in this.

Okay, perfect. I'll be there soon. Okay.

All right. I'm going to... Where did your father go?

Okay. I'm going to get everything taken care of. It'll be perfect. Okay? I'm

going to go by the florist. I will make sure we have baking soda, soda water,

whatever we need for your dress. We'll get it all fixed up. It'll be amazing.

Okay? Okay. Perfect. Okay.

I'll be back soon, sweetie.

Must be us, you know?

The greatness.

The very greatness.

Is this gonna help me with my veil?

This is gonna help you with everything.

Okay.

I guess I'll always be able to come home if things don't work out with Tommy.

Right. Right.

Don't worry about Tommy right now

Thank you.

You sure?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, you're so good.

It's like those balls.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

I don't know.

please please please please

Oh my god, fuck, you're so deep.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh my god, fuck yeah

Thank you.

Is that it? Yeah? Yeah.

You need to rest your fucking -

Remember, you're always allowed to come back home, okay?

Things don't work out. Okay.

Okay.

Okay,

honey.

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were... We're changing.

Good news, though. I got all of your flowers, everything ready.

And I got the stuff to fix your dress, the baking soda and all of that.

Here, let me see this.

We don't want to get it all wrinkled, sweetie.

Here. I just want to make sure.

See something really quick.

Oh, my gosh. This is so huge. There we go. Okay, perfect.

And let's just make sure. One thing.

I talked to the lady who got the draft done, and we just want to make sure it's

like... Oh, it's good. Perfect. Yep. It's right where we want it to be. It

good? Yeah. You're going to be so beautiful. Two weeks, everything will be

ready, okay?

Okay. All right. Well, let's get to it.

Get this mess cleaned up on one.