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[dramatic music]

- Does Liverwurst go bad overnight?

Because if it does,

you'd never be able to tell from the taste.

- Who the hell are you? - Oh.

Morning Archie.

- Hello sunshine.

- You know this guy?

- Sergeant Archibald Sparks meet Dick.

- Vic.

Vic Trobridge.

- Hello Vic.

- What did you do, call this guy up last night

when I was in the shower?

- Archie did I call you last night

while he was in the shower?

- No sunshine, your reputation for playing hard to get

remains intact. - Good.

Because I'd hate for this to be awkward.

- Who are you people?

- Military police.

Deserter apprehension unit.

- Meredith Cole, deserter apprehendee.

- You're a soldier?

- Not in my book.

Get dressed corporal.

- Sure Sarge.

- Hey.

Sweetie, Vic.

Would you put on a pot of coffee?

- Coffee?

Lady go fuck yourself.

- That I did have to do while you were in the shower.

- I'm just going to put something on.

- Good idea.

Where did she pick you up?

- I picked her up.

She's a new bartender over at Fardesan's.

It's a bad area, she asked for a ride home.

- Yeah, right.

- She knew I was on to her.

She needed a place to hole up.

- So what did she do?

Why did she run?

♪ Shut, shut your eyes

♪ Let your world fade to darkness ♪

♪ You could be the one to save the things I thought ♪

♪ I'd for sure forever lost

♪ Just skipped right out of my goddamn heart ♪

♪ Your cousin

♪ He's screaming 'cause the needle is following him ♪

♪ Oh, don't you know

♪ That's the nature of the show ♪

♪ A needle will follow you and wake you ♪

♪ And take you right back

♪ To the place you tried so hard to leave ♪

♪ If you don't really mean what you say ♪

♪ Then why should this make the skin go away ♪

♪ There's no need to shout

♪ No one here is gonna doubt you again ♪

♪ So fix

♪ Fix your eyes

♪ On the sun on the sky

♪ On the ceiling in your room

♪ And all the shame that shines on through ♪

♪ And oh my God

♪ I'm sweating it out again

♪ And I've been taking it out on you ♪

♪ And summer's here and it's closing in ♪

♪ And your lips are closing in on me ♪

♪ And I just don't think I'll ever make you see ♪

♪ So I hope you really mean what you say ♪

♪ 'Cause my skin's just about to give in ♪

♪ And it's crawling with doubt

♪ Screaming right at me all day ♪

♪ You got your shine girl and I've got my shame ♪

♪ Together we're killing it

♪ We're gonna make it all

♪ We're gonna make it disappear ♪

♪ So shut, shut your eyes

♪ Let your world fade to darkness ♪

♪ You could be the one to save the things I thought ♪

♪ I'd for sure forever lost

- Thanks guys I know it was last minute.

- All right.

Tell your folks I said Hi,

and I hope your dad's doing better.

OK? - Thanks.

Merry Christmas guys. - Bye.

- That speaker should've been fixed hours ago.

Holidays aren't the time to relax the work ethic.

Danny, Merry Christmas.

- I have another nine hours.

- I see someone skipped his serving of holiday spirit.

Hey, hey turn it down.

[people laughing]

- When they told you to get a room,

no one meant the bathroom.

- Just having one for the road Captain.

- And here, not that you deserve it.

A nice Christmas bonus.

Comprende, Christmas bonus?

You think I'm trying to cheat you?

- El Paso, Juarez, por favor.

- Oh, you want a ticket. - Si. Uno.

- So OK, almost, this any good?

You think, there, that's it.

You don't have like wrapping paper or Christmas tape,

you know just something like that, a Christmas card.

- Hey Polly.

Your coffee any fresher than it was yesterday?

Yeah, well I'll take a cup anyway.

- All passengers, all passengers-

- No, no , no.

Honey I promise I'll be home before you wake up.

And tell them Miss Dorothy's in charge.

And she's right, you can't have ice cream for dinner.

Thank you very much.

Honey-

- Damn it.

Piece of shit.

Waste of- - Thank you.

- Hey sport.

- Wait your turn please.

- I just need to know if this crate is going deeper into,

or all the way out of Texas.

- Well you can inquire inside.

- Listen pal, I don't-

Fucking Texas.

[phone ringing]

- Honey. What?

No baby Santa can't bring you a dog, we already have one.

I know he smells, but well boy dogs do that sometimes.

- Wait. Hold up.

- Honey, I'll call you later. OK?

Love you.

- Let's go.

- Story of my life sweets.

Ah.

Hum dilly la.

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard.

My name is Daniel Gunn, I'll be your driver

for this part of the trip.

Our next up stop is Picadillo, Texas.

That's about six hours from here,

so settle back, relax, and enjoy Christmas Eve with us.

[light dramatic music]

- That's very interesting.

- Have this.

This is from our elegance line.

- Lavender.

Which is great if they shower after they check in.

But if they wait until morning they need

something more citrus, more-

- Peppy?

- Exactly, which is why we created the sunburst line.

- Mm- mm.

Nice.

Yeah that's nice.

- It's for my boy, Stevie.

- It's very Christmasy.

- Do you think it's inappropriate?

- No. It's just last minute.

- Last minute's good.

I'm usually late, so

- Remember to buy batteries?

Nobody gives a damn about the effort

as long as the toy works.

- That her? - It is.

Saw her board a bus about an hour

before your alert come through.

Didn't think the Army put much effort

into reeling in the runners. - No.

Most wander in on their own, or get picked up

for doing something stupid, like running a red light,

shoplifting.

- And Cinderella here?

- Her grandfather's a Senator.

- Embarrassing.

- Only if she isn't found.

- Grandad a vet?

- Four deferments.

- Dick Cheney brigade.

Why'd she run? - Does it matter?

- You know, uh, it's Christmas Eve Sergeant.

You're working awful hard to find this little girl.

- Eggnog gives me gas.

- Nasty stuff.

Not something a man should be drinking alone.

- How long you been out?

- Excuse me?

- You're menolous.

Where were you stationed? Iraq?

- You think I'm military?

- Al humdilly la.

- You're not military.

- Colburn International Trucking.

Nine months in Baghdad.

You call, we haul.

- You drive the six?

- What's the six?

The last six miles into Baghdad airport,

most dangerous section of road in the world.

Our driver here is Mad Max.

[glass shattering]

- Everybody hang on.

Steady folks.

- Anyone catch their patches?

- Patches?

- Like gang colors.

Signia's.

- They didn't have any.

- Outlaws.

Cool.

- OK. What is that supposed to mean outlaws?

- They're not outlaws. They're Nomads.

- OK. What is that supposed to mean?

- Satan's little helpers.

- Are they turning to follow?

- No.

Pardon my French folks, but uh it looks like they

were just assholing on by.

Nothing to worry about. - Yo! Watch out!

[tires screeching]

[vehicles crashing]

- Would you two come with me please?

The rest of you stay here.

- I coach high school football I know first aid, CPR.

- Check that one.

- I'm not getting a signal.

Can anybody get a signal?

- Out of area.

- Nine months in Iraq, friends dying all around me,

I never even blew a tire.

- Hey. Easy fellow.

Easy.

We're going to get you some help.

We're going to get you some help.

Ah. [gun bangs]

- Hey. Put the gun down.

[gun bangs]

- Time to go.

No keys. No keys.

He took the keys.

Dude, he's coming.

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

Oh Shit.

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

Son of a bitch.

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

Run now.

Run now.

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

Now.

Get out here.

You all right?

Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm fine. God.

Son of a bitch.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. You guys.

Help. Oh my God blood.

What do I do?

Apply pressure, more pressure-

Put pressure on it.

Put some pressure on it.

Squeeze, squeeze.

It's OK hang on.

Hang on. Hang on.

Oh my God.

Where are the keys?

[motorcycles revving]

Oh, no.

Um, I suggest we get back on the bus now.

Let's get out of here.

- Let's go. - Come on.

Move it, move it, move it, god damn it.

Everybody hang on.

[engine starting] - Wait.

What about Duke?

We're not moving.

[speaking in foreign language]

Wait. Wait.

Stop. Please.

Look, he's a jerk but you can't leave him.

We're not stopping.

Come on man. Run, run, run.

- Wait. - Grab my arm.

Close the door.

Thank God.

Baby.

We'll talk about it later.

I'm sorry.

Ah.

Hey. What's your name?

Linley, Walter Linley.

Mr. Linley, you're driving 20 tons of steel, use it.

Oh my God hang on.

Does anybody have any medical training?

Is there a first aid kit up there?

Hang on, no.

No, we don't really need it.

I do.

Got to stop the blood.

Is there a cloth or something or gauze?

The bullet just creased my ribs.

It's just a flesh wound.

Does somebody have a frigging tampon?

I do.

Oh my God.

Just wrap me up.

Tight, OK?

- They're trying to get in.

[guns banging]

He's shooting at the engine.

Who's got a cell phone?

Call 911, highway patrol.

I've been trying.

And there's no service.

Fucking Texas.

Hey, hey, what about the bus radio?

Doesn't work.

Ah shit.

We have to get off the road.

We stop, we die.

You understand that?

We stop, we die.

There's a turn off coming up.

Maybe there's a town up there.

I don't see anything.

Do we take it?

Do we take it?

Jesus Christ.

Ah, this road, it takes us nowhere good.

You want to turn around and go back honey?

You want me to pitch your sorry ass out this window

and let our friends deal with you?

I may not be as helpless as you think I am.

Put it away.

Hey.

There's another one coming up.

I think I got the hang of this now.

[gun bangs]

It's a dead end, there's a fence.

Just go through it.

Go through it.

[bus crashing]

Everybody off the bus.

Come here.

He's gone.

Move it. Hurry up.

Faster dammit, faster.

Into the building. Move.

Locked.

[engines revving]

Someone help me.

Go through.

Oh man, we are totally screwed.

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

Yeah, you better run.

It's locked.

Don't stop.

It's a dead end.

- Get this thing up. - Come on keep around.

You. Jackrabbit.

It's Duke.

Keep an eye out back.

Yeah, right, I'll do it.

[guns banging]

[guns banging]

They stopped shooting.

Come on, help me over here. Help me.

Yeah. Yeah.

No man, motionless.

Hey coach.

What's your name?

Yarborough.

Jerry Yarborough.

How many rounds you have left in there Jerry?

Here, let me see.

Mr. Yarborough maybe you should let her see it.

You know, she has training. - No. It's OK.

We'll do the math.

That weapon holds 13 rounds.

After biker boy reloaded, he fired once at this guy,

once in the air, and once at you.

Leaving 10 shells.

- He didn't fire at me. - Yeah, he did.

No he didn't.

Check your collar.

Now you've capped off four shots so far Jerry.

You've expended 40% of our ammo,

and you haven't hit a thing.

Well he bought us some time to get to that fence over there.

You should give me that weapon.

Yeah, find your own.

Hey.

Wait, they're leaving.

Maybe your shots did scare them off.

That's right, run asshole.

Uh-huh.

Nomads don't run.

What do you say now soldier?

He's not running you jackass.

What is he doing then?

He's going for reinforcements.

["Oh Christmas Tree" playing faintly]

Al humdilly la.

What?

- Oh, it's, it's nothing. - Fine.

Fuck.

Ha.

Fuck.

You OK?

Yeah, I'm OK, except for you know, being shot at.

Tell me about your son.

His name is Stevie right?

How old is he?

Four.

He's four.

And likes army stuff, like that toy set you got him.

Yeah.

He likes uh you know, I don't know, I never met him.

You can ask anyone whose ever given me a job,

I'm, I'm pretty useless as a human being.

I mean when Carol got pregnant I just kind of-

- You ran. - Yeah.

I ran.

So you're going back now?

Does Carol like Christmas surprises?

Yeah.

Her and her new husband know I'm coming

and uh, I got them a gift too.

What is it?

A bus ticket home.

What's your name?

Sam Cotter.

Meredith Cole.

Cell phone isn't working.

I can't even get a text out.

They're just sitting out there.

What are they doing?

Honey.

Honey.

I got this stuff, it takes it off.

Honey. There you go.

Hum dilly.

I'm Maudie.

I'm Anabelle.

Anabelle.

[speaking in foreign language]

You should see these guys running out here.

They're like a bunch of roaches. Ha.

Keep your head down rabbit.

They're not shooting out the lights, so that's good.

They're saving the ammunition for us.

[speaking in foreign language]

I want to use that flashlight.

Here.

Thanks. Watch the back.

Be it ever so humble.

Dear God, please don't let me die here.

[speaking in foreign language]

I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

Do you speak Spanish? - No.

I don't speak Spanish.

I'm sorry I should have learned it in high school, I took-

[speaking in foreign language]

It's a paint?

[speaking in foreign language]

How about this?

[speaking in foreign language]

I don't know what you're doing, but, but keep on doing it.

You could help you know.

Oh, you want my help baby?

OK.

When building a barricade, probably not smart

to use things that explode.

Does that help you?

She'll cool down.

If she cools down anymore, she's

going to give me frostbite man.

Here.

Painkiller. - Thanks.

[gun bangs]

[guns banging]

I got him. I think I got him.

You missed.

Dude ducked behind that oil tank back there.

Is everybody OK?

Sound off.

Sam?

Yeah, we're OK.

Coach.

Yeah, you're OK.

Rabbit?

Bite me.

Sheena?

Her name is Desiree.

Shut up rabbit.

Yeah, I'm good.

How many are back there?

Look what I found back here.

See, right there.

Let's go Anabelle.

Creepy in here.

- It's kind of beautiful. - Be careful.

[radio playing faintly]

Beth.

What are they doing?

See those old refrigerators?

There's going to be another one right there.

How do you know?

Because that's where I'd be.

You got good cover, open fire on our barricade,

and then half the yard.

You like a hunter or something?

I'm a twelfth tier dark elf ranger.

What?

I'm tournament rated in archery.

OK.

You've never heard of the meth alliance?

Video game conventions-

Those freaks that are running around the woods

dressed as wizards?

We're not all exactly that different from the freaks that

dress up as Civil War soldiers and pretend

to slaughter each other, but yeah, that's the idea.

Um, well I was actually on my way

to California for a Dark Elf Archery competition.

So the archery thing, the-

Yeah, technically known as a bow,

it's uh back on the bus with the rest of the luggage.

And you're a tournament rated Dark Elf.

Yeah.

But that means I'm a competitive archer.

I shoot at targets, not at people.

I'm really good at-

Well these guys are animals, they're not people.

Come on. Let's go find the rest of them.

Come on.

Hey, you OK pal?

Sorry man, I'll leave you to it.

Have a Merry Christmas.

Say hello to Mrs freak and all your little freakettes.

Next year Archie, drink the eggnog.

How many were there?

We counted seven.

Where were they at?

Um, OK.

Let's say this is us.

We'll just call them Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer,

they're over here by this barn.

Vixen's by that pile of fridges out there.

Comet, Donner, and then here covering

the road between the gate and the office is Blitzen.

- You skipped one. - Cupid.

Cupid went for help.

I'm surprised they haven't tried to burn us out.

They're afraid to.

Fires can be seen a long way off.

No.

The waiting for the rest of the pack to arrive.

They're going to want to share us.

You know these assholes?

Look, I dated a biker for awhile.

He said crews like this, Nomads, they're like locusts.

Most of them they're just permanently

wired on crystal meth.

They nest in an area for a while.

They strip it for whatever they need,

food, fuel, money, women,

then they move on.

Look, my boyfriend he did a nickel in Conley,

he didn't break a sweat.

He was scared of nothing.

But these Nomads, they would scare the shit out of him.

So we play defense until help comes.

We run out their clock. - Yeah.

I mean someone's got to come looking

for us sooner or later right?

No.

Our next stop was supposed to be Piccadillo, Texas.

When we don't check in there they'll come looking for us.

We can hold out that long.

Would you just listen to me for a second.

We won't hold two minutes if they try and rush this place.

You prefer the bus?

Because that worked out so well for the college

chick and Mr Shampoo man.

Hey.

You're the reason we're on this road coach.

We can hold.

Would you shut the fuck up!

Pardon my language.

But Picadillo wasn't an official stop.

If we don't show up there, they'll

just think we stopped somewhere else for gas and food.

Our next official stop is El Paso.

300 miles further.

Which means they won't even know we're

missing for like six hours. - Yeah.

By then our Mr Cupid will be back with every freak

biker in the state.

Oh.

You're the expert, I mean what do we do?

Humph.

She's a kid.

How do we know she didn't spend her tour

scrubbing toilets in Ohio?

What do we do?

I already told you. Don't stop.

What are you making old man?

A leaf blower?

Spsh, spsh, spsh.

[speaking in foreign language]

Crazy old son of a bitch.

Just what was it you saw in him?

He made me laugh.

Intentionally?

What are you doing?

Oh, nothing.

I just sometimes draw.

I, uh I do caricature sketches, make a little extra cash

on the side.

I draw graphic novels.

Can I see?

Uh, it's nothing really.

It's just-

I'd, I'd love to see it though.

No.

It's, it's really nothing that important.

It's just sort of mindless jiggly, and-

A map.

So where are we? Here?

The sphincter of Texas.

The nearest town is 40-50 miles away.

No, no, no, but look there's uh, there's

a highway southeast of here.

And it's only like 19-20 miles away, so.

You want someone to run miles across open country

to a line on a cartoon map.

Hell, that road probably doesn't even see

traffic more than once a month.

And who's going to make that run?

I will.

I run.

Dashing between soccer games and PTA

meetings doesn't count lady.

I run charity marathons for breast cancer for Leukemia.

I can run.

On the street, during the day,

with people handing you water.

We're talking about terrain unsuitable for frilly

skirts and high heels.

You think I'm an idiot Mr Yarborough?

Do you think I don't know that?

- I think we can hold this place.

- No. We can't hold.

We can't just sit here.

Somebody's got to get out here and get help,

and I'm going to go. - I'm telling you-

- Hey. - Get off me.

Those anger management classes not working for you coach?

We can hold this place.

We can't hold.

How am I going to get past all those idiots out there?

No.

No Sam, that's a really bad idea.

I can't shoot an arrow into a person.

I'm Vegan. It-

A bow and arrow Sam?

It worked for Robin Hood.

Robin Hood didn't have a pack of psychotic freaks shooting

bullet holes in his tights.

You really think Annabelle can do this?

It's worth a shot.

Is that chick still out there?

No.

She's gone.

No points for neatness Sam, move your ass.

Sam, come on, look up.

Look up. Sam.

Ah shit.

Sam, no more smart ideas.

You think they saw me?

Saw you?

Did you just show these bastards how to get inside?

You compromised our security for what?

For this?

The walkie talkie's,

I thought they might come handy dickhead.

Hey. You two just stop it.

What made you decide to rescue my laundry?

I don't know.

I thought you might have something useful, huh.

Just some gym clothes, and some dirty underwear.

Here.

For when you get out.

Thank you.

[speaking in foreign language]

Illiterate, illegal, and a frigging lunatic.

[dramatic music]

Ha, Si senor.

You guys know I can't do this right?

I can't kill anyone.

Yeah you can honey.

You ain't that special.

Baby.

Do they fit?

Yeah.

They're perfect, thank you.

What the hell were you doing on a bus

in the middle of nowhere on Christmas Eve?

I was at my sister's funeral.

I'm a single mom you know, so I uh,

I didn't want my kids to travel you know,

this close to Christmas and all.

Good thing they weren't on that bus.

Your sister, she had cancer?

Yeah.

My sister, momma, me. Breast cancer.

These are my girls.

That's Gracie and Emma.

They're beautiful.

Yeah.

So I run.

I'm all they got. Here.

Just in case, you know.

Yeah. I understand.

Hey.

Whatever happens, you don't stop.

That's something I learned from the convoy drivers in Iraq.

OK.

I'm sorry about whatever happened to you over there.

Hey.

I uh, I brought you a flashlight.

Oh, thank you.

I'm going to need that.

I uh, also brought you this.

Ha, in case I run into any rubber bad guys?

No. It has a compass on the hilt.

Oh.

Do you know how to read a compass Maudie?

Yeah. I'm a Girl Scout leader.

Oh.

This is for you, from your friend.

Go stallions, right?

You a praying man Mr Yarborough?

Only on Friday nights.

Kick off and half time.

It's Friday night.

Humf.

Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

You see Comet out there?

He's back by that little tractor.

Any chance that I might just sneak past them?

Yeah. But if they catch you, they're going to, you know.

I told Sam, I told you all, I can't do this.

I'm not going to do this Maudie.

I can't do this.

I can't shoot someone.

Look.

This isn't fair.

This isn't right.

But Annabelle honey, I'm a mother.

I have children.

I can't die.

Don't let me die.

[dramatic music]

OK. He hasn't seen her yet.

Hit him. Hit him.

[gasps]

- Go, shoot. - I can't.

Hit him.

What's happening?

Your princess just let her friend die.

Tell her to fire.

Tell her she has to fire.

Sam. Sam.

Two of them are coming up over the cars.

God dammit they'll get inside.

[screaming]

Sam, look out.

She's going to make it.

Maudie's going to make it.

Go baby go.

Thank you.

Hey. It's OK.

No it is.

Honey, you did what you had to do.

[sobbing]

It's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK.

She, uh killed two for sure.

I don't know about the one I hit.

So that leaves four, maybe five.

Yeah.

That uh, biker on the road was the first you ever-

No.

It gets easier right?

Yeah.

Good.

[engines revving]

They're up to something.

They're going after Maudie.

Well, what should we do?

Nothing.

She's running.

She'll either get caught or she won't.

Damn.

That was cold.

[gun bangs] [screams]

Desiree. Oh my God.

Desiree.

I'm sorry.

Let's put her inside the RV.

["Joy to the World" playing faintly]

She said you made her laugh.

I remember when I was trying to.

- How long were you two together?

- Three days.

Somehow that seems worse than if we had

just been strangers I guess.

We were on our way down to Vegas.

She was going to deal cards, and I

was going to get a job

in one of those singing wedding chapels.

Guess somehow I always figured I was

going to screw it up somehow.

[speaking in foreign language]

Thanks.

[speaking in foreign language]

- He at it again? - Yeah.

But son of a bitch. - What?

Do you understand him?

[speaking in foreign language] - Yeah.

I mean, no.

I think I do.

It's a spud gun right?

Spud gun?

Anyone know how to say potato in Spanish?

[speaking in foreign language]

What the hell is a spud gun?

I remember a kid on my block used to make things.

Basically, you just take a chunk of potatoes,

stick it in the barrel

and put anything flammable at the end.

- Potata boom. - Yeah, Si.

Boom, boom, boom.

- So flammable, like gasoline? - No.

We used, shh, shh, shh-

Si, si, shh.

Hairspray.

We used hairspray.

Si, si.

First arrows, now potato cannons.

What's next? A BB gun?

No, no, no.

These things will shoot anything you put in them.

You put nails down there, rocks, whatever.

Yeah, but where are we going to get hairspray from?

Screw hairspray, we've got ether, starter fluid.

[speaking in foreign language]

OK. That was too far down, and to the right.

You need to elevate the barrel if you

want to take out those bikes.

[guns banging]

Bitch.

[guns banging]

- Oh.

[gun bangs] [screams]

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

Animals. [gun bangs]

Come on.

- Go after her. - What about you?

I know where this motherfucker's going.

Let's light her up.

[gun bangs]

[gun bangs]

Halt. Don't shoot.

Cole, we're OK.

We drove them back.

We held soldier.

We held.

[screaming]

I can't die. I have children.

[groaning]

Children.

I have children.

I have children.

Children.

Shh.

Shh.

[sobbing]

Sorry.

[screaming]

[gun bangs]

Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa.

Hey asshole.

[gun bangs]

- I need this car. - Keys are in it.

How many others made it off the bus?

Seven when I left.

Seven.

Meredith Cole?

She's hurt, but she's tough.

You know her?

I've been trying to catch up with her.

At the end of this road turn south,

there's a there's like a little town 10-20 miles back.

We can call this in.

They'll be dead before we get help.

Suns coming up.

Yes ma'am.

Possibly ma'am.

Let's go.

We got a lot of ground to cover.

How many are there?

Six.

Eight.

I don't know, maybe more.

Cole, what do you think?

Run.

You're busted up soldier.

You wouldn't make it 100 feet. - Not me.

The rest of you.

Just leave me the shotgun and a couple of Molotov's.

No. We're not-

Get out of here.

Why? So they can hunt us down and kill us one by one?

Coach?

We can hold.

Duke?

Senor?

Annabelle? - Hey.

I'm good for another two or three, but then after that,

you boys are going to have to start pulling

your weight with the rest.

Let's do this.

Let's get ready.

Well, hum dilly la.

What does that mean?

Something the Iraqis used to say.

When we drove a dangerous stretch of road,

praise be to Allah for getting my ass back in one piece.

Be seeing you Sam.

You got a name? You know, El nombre.

[speaking in foreign language]

I took these off our dead scumbags.

Senorita, senorita.

You made arrows?

Asshole. [gun bangs]

Let them have it.

[guns banging]

Son of a bitch, must die.

[guns banging]

Duke!

I got it boss.

[screaming]

Fucking Texas.

[guns banging]

[groan]

Coach.

[guns banging]

[screaming]

Potato boom.

Hey motherfucker.

You should have never come back.

[gun bangs]

[guns banging]

Hope you have some ammo left.

No more running coach.

Hold on.

[CRASH]

[guns banging]

Oh, oh my God.

Oh. Duke.

We're too late.

I got here too late.

[coughing]

Hey, hey.

Sam.

You OK?

Bullet grazed my head.

Let's get out of here.

[speaking in foreign language]

Hey Sarge.

And uh, Mr. Vargas, he's in surgery.

They're, they're optimistic.

So-

Vargas.

Vargas is a good name.

Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry.

The sergeant he didn't tell me he was hunting you.

It's OK.

I understand you had a really big knife at the time.

Yeah.

These hospitals they kind of give me the creeps, so-

She's right over here.

You'll have to wait here.

Your girls are here.

Don't stop.

Don't ever stop.

You too.

- Thanks. - Hey-

Be a couple of minutes sergeant.

Eggnog sucks.

I spoke to the doctors.

They want to keep you.

But I'm satisfied you're tough enough for travel.

Thanks sarge.

You know how much I hate hospital food.

You'll be cuffed and taken to Fort

Bliss, where you'll be formally charged with desertion.

The corporal, the woman that these civilians talk about,

isn't the one that I know.

So you had to tell them about her?

Why you ran isn't my concern.

Personally, I think the captain deserved it.

But, I don't make those calls.

Get dressed corporal.

You've got about 20 minutes before the car from Bliss

gets here. - Archie.

Merry Christmas sunshine.

Road trip?

Buckle up.

Maudie's orders. [tires squealing]

Don't stop.

Al humdilly la.

[all laughing]

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