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Come on, jab, jab!

No, you fucking idiot!

Oh my god, influence becomes fucking boxers, Jake fucking Paul.

Ugh! How's the match going?

Clearly shitty.

I don't really know much about boxing.

I know.

Yeah, but I'm going to college, so you should teach me some.

Teach you boxing?

Yeah, for self -defense. You never know, I'm gonna, you know, stumble upon in

college. Oh, that's right, you are going to college.

I guess some self -defense couldn't hurt you.

Yeah. Okay, fine. Meet me outside in like 30 minutes, and I'll teach you some

things. Thanks, bro.

Yeah.

No, you fucking idiot!

Jab! Is she going to show up?

Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready. Let's go. All right, slow your roll here.

Before we start anything, we first got to start with cardio.

Cardio is an essential part of boxing.

A good boxer's got to be able to move around for a long time, Bob and Lee.

yeah, that makes sense. I want to see jumping jacks right now. Okay, okay.

Count me, count me. Full form, all the way up. One, two.

Three, four, perfect.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Perfect. Alright, now we start the jog. Let's go, let's get running, let's go.

Come on, pick up the pace.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

What kind of pussy shit is this? What the fuck

are you doing? What is this? I'm ready,

I'm going, I'm ready.

This isn't the time to celebrate.

Give me ten more Gemini Jacks right now. In full form. All the way. Come on.

Fine.

You want to be a boxer?

I do.

How does that three -way thing with boxing?

Cardio. Cardio. Cardio. All right. Let's go. Let's start running. Let's go. Run.

Run. Run. Come on. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Do I fall too? No. Get up. You'll fall too. Get up when we fall. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go.

All right. We're finally here.

Finally finished with the cardio. Now we're starting with the boxing. All

First things first. I need you to have your feet like this.

There you go. Okay, like this? Alright, yeah.

Now, everything comes from the hip, okay?

Hip. So, give me a jab.

There you go, jab, jab.

Oh, wow.

Give me a one -two.

There you go, one -two. One more time.

One more?

Alright, give me one -two hook. Okay.

Oh, Sepra, oh my god, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

I'm so sorry, holy shit. Okay, Sepra, wake up, wake up.

Fuck, okay, um, let's get you inside for help.

Come on, come on.

Fuck.

Come on. Come on. Holy shit, I am so... Are you awake?

What's up, bro?

What happened?

You punched really hard. Yeah, I knocked your ass out, like, bad.

I'm so sorry, but... I don't know.

Let me... Like, is everything okay?

Whoa.

Um... Holy shit.

Um... I think I deserve a prize for knocking you out. You know what I mean?

Um...

Uh, yeah, I guess, sure.

Okay. Let's see.

Oh, wow.

That bra is huge.

Well, you deserve a big prize for knocking me out. This is a big... It's a

trophy, if anything.

This is one thing you don't have to teach me, so don't worry.

God, definitely not.

I hope this is making you feel okay. A lot better.

Sorry about that.

Wow.

Take this off. Yeah, take that off from me. We're done with boxing, I guess.

Holy shit.

No more boxing.

You'll show me your moves. Oh, I will. You're about to see all of them. Are you

ready? Yeah.

basically now.

Fucking throw up.

I don't know.

What's up bro?

Come follow me

teach me that oh you're definitely not an artist oh my god

that was so good yeah yeah maybe next time you can work on your basketball