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Hey, Dana!
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What do you think of this
for your wedding bouquet?
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Oh, I love it. This is so great.
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For once I'm gonna actually get
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to throw the bouquet instead
of elbowing some bridesmaid
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in the mouth.
Yeah!
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I gotta tell you. I'm
all for women fighting.
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Throw a little Jell-O in there
and you can make a fortune.
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Incoming!
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Stop it!
And you...
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Stop it!
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I'm gonna pound you!
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Anytime, anywhere, short pants.
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Oh! Aah!
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Hey! Hey!
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JIM: Hey, you two,
knock it off!
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JIM: Hey, knock it off!
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So, Kyle...
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I have a big job for
you on the wedding day.
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You get to be Aunt
Dana's ring bearer.
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That's right. You get
to get your hair cut,
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and you're gonna wear a tuxedo.
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You are gonna be a
handsome gentleman.
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Do I have to, Daddy?
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Yes, Son, we all have to.
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But I'll tell you what we
can do at the reception.
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We can make fart
sounds with our armpits.
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Jim, remember our wedding?
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Oh, my dress and
the flowers and...
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Aw, my dance with Dad.
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Mmm.
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Yeah, he was a nice guy.
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Yeah.
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His funeral was
really nice, too.
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Too bad he missed
those lemon squares.
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Jim!
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Hey, are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah,
I'm fine. It just
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hit me when I saw that picture.
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I remember Dad leading
you out to the dance floor
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and everybody applauding and...
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That's not gonna happen for me.
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You gonna have lemon
squares at the wedding?
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What? If anybody has something
better to say, then just say it!
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Hey, I know!
I know!
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Jim can do the
father-daughter dance with you.
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Oh, honey, I'd love to do that,
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but you know
I'm the worst dancer.
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Honey, no, you are not.
You're not that bad!
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Oh, please, Cheryl. At our
wedding when I was dancing,
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I pulled a groin muscle,
and it wasn't even mine.
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You know, actually, Dana, I was
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kind of hoping you'd ask me.
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I mean, I'm your brother.
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I'd be honored to dance with you
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on your wedding day.
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Oh. Thank you, Andy.
That's really sweet.
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Well, let me show
you what I got, babe.
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Maestro, if you please.
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Practice a little
bit. Let's see it.
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ANDY: I'm gonna
keep it simple.
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I don't want to show up you
and Ryan on your big day.
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How sweet.
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(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh!
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Okay, ow!
Oh, my foot!
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Sorry.
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It's gonna be beautiful.
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Get your hand off my butt!
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Oh. Sorry.
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Whoa! Ow!
My back!
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Ow! Okay.
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Whoa! Ow!
Whoo! Aah!
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(LAUGHING)
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(THUD)
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Okay, well, you know, um,
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maybe a couple things
might need a few tweaks.
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But I'll be great on
your wedding day.
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In fact, I'm gonna
go out into the garage
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and practice with a broom.
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I hope your pillow
doesn't get jealous.
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He stinks.
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There should be a law.
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All right, kids, bath time.
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GIRLS: Okay, fine.
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I want a sponge
bath from a nurse.
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What?
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Uncle Andy says it's the best.
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I think Andy forgets
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that Kyle's in the
back seat sometimes.
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I'm sorry.
CHERYL: Yeah.
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(SIGHS)
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Are you okay?
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You really want to know?
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No!
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The game's coming
on in five minutes.
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Either unload or get out.
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It's just...
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I miss my Dad.
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Yeah, it's tough.
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Um...
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Listen, uh...
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You want me to have
Cheryl make you a sandwich?
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Jim! That's not
gonna help anything.
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You want to make me a sandwich?
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You know, I remember
your wedding.
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Dancing with Dad, and...
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I remember him
looking at me and saying,
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"You know, the next time I
do this will be at your wedding."
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Yeah. Well, at least Andy
will be there to dance with you.
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Yeah, if you call that dancing.
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No, but you're right.
He was...
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He was sweet to offer, and
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I'll just grin and bear it
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and imagine I'm
dancing with Dad.
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I just wish there was
something I could do for you.
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This isn't it.
No, it's weird.
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JIM: Oh, baby!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh!
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You're not gonna do
that with Dana, are you?
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Ah, hey.
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I know I'm still
a little rusty...
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The Statue of Liberty is rusty,
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and she still moves
better than you.
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Okay,
Mr. Bojangles.
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I've seen you dance.
You're terrible.
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Really?
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Is that so?
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Oh, my God, what was that?
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A tour jete.
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What I'm about to tell you,
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you have to take to your grave.
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And if you rat me out,
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you'll get to that
grave a lot sooner.
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But I
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am a classically
trained ballroom dancer.
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(LAUGHS)
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Yeah, and I'm the
Queen of England.
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Helloo!
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Helloo!
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I'm serious, Andy.
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When I was a kid, my
mother didn't want me
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getting in trouble after school,
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so she signed me up
for some dance lessons.
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Get out of here.
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Yeah, seriously.
But you know what?
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I hated it at first.
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But after a while, I, uh,
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I found the upside.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Jimmy? Jimmy?
Eyes up.
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I never missed a lesson.
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I wouldn't either if I got that
close to grown-up-lady boobs.
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And I'm talking about now.
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Why haven't you
told Cheryl about this?
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Oh, come on,
please. If I told Cheryl,
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she'd be dragging me
out dancing every night.
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If this dance thing
is such a secret,
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why'd you tell me?
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It's Dana.
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She's really feeling bad about
not dancing with your father.
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I know she drives me nuts,
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but every bride should be
happy on their wedding day.
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So you're gonna dance with her?
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Hell, no.
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I'm gonna teach you.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yeah, Jim, I don't know
if I feel comfortable...
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Back straight!
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Feet together!
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Your hands up.
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Go back on this foot.
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On one.
Ready?
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And, one, together.
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Two, out.
One, two.
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Okay, back.
One, two.
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One, two. Very good.
Now look in my eyes.
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Wow.
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They're incredibly hazel.
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Shut up!
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Here, put your hands on my hips.
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Put your hands on my hips.
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There.
All right?
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Feel better? You feeling it now?
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Hey, I do feel it.
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And I feel so safe with you.
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Oh, shut up.
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You're feeling a
little too comfortable.
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One, two.
That's it.
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Now you're swinging with it.
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Go out for a little spin.
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
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Come in.
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Ahh...
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See? It's
very easy.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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And that's how
you trap a wild boar.
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You see, you bring him in
close, and then you drop him!
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Just like that.
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Yeah, but do you have to
slow-dance with the boar first?
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'Cause that's what we saw.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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What are you guys
even doing here?
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You're way too early.
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Well, I'm glad we
didn't come later.
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No telling what we
would have walked in on.
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Look, we're a couple
guys dancing in a garage.
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Don't be so provincial.
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Yeah, so what? I know
a few dance moves.
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I was showing Andy
for Dana's wedding.
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But we're not
gonna talk about it,
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because this garage is safe.
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Think of it as a, I don't
know, private club,
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where men can express
ideas and experiences
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safe from the judgmental
eye of a closed-minded society.
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All right.
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I'm in.
Cool?
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Cool.
Yeah.
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All right, let's get to work.
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I know how to knit.
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I paint watercolors of kitties.
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I make my own potpourri.
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And sometimes I put on lipstick
and shave my entire body...
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All right, we're
done, we're done.
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We're done.
We're done.
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Let's start with the song.
One, two, three, four!
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(PLAYING BLUES)
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So, at the wedding, Kyle,
you're gonna come out first
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with the rings for
me and my groom.
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The doctor.
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And then the girls
are gonna follow
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sprinkling rose petals in
front of me and the doctor.
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Hey, Gracie, Aunt
Dana's marrying a doctor.
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I hadn't heard.
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DANA: Okay, ready?
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(HUMMING
THE WEDDING MARCH)
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(SOBBING)
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Such a beautiful wedding.
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Cheryl, the bride is
wearing sweat pants!
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I know.
I just...
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Hey! Sorry
I'm late.
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I just got through crying my
way out of a speeding ticket.
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So, where are we?
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Oh, we're pretty much done here.
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Ooh, sounds like it's
time for the reception.
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May I have this dance?
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He's gonna
dance! Run!
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(SCREAMING)
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Um, Andy, you know
what? I've been thinking.
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This wedding's becoming
too much about me,
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so I'm just gonna let Cheryl
have the first dance with you.
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Like hell!
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Just trust me.
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I don't know if I...
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow!
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Andy, it's like somebody
connected your body
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to your brain.
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I took dancing lessons.
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Is my back straight enough, Jim?
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00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:56,947
That is such a weird
question to ask me!
263
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,050
Weird!
264
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,491
Whoo!
265
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,025
Oh! I don't know what to say.
266
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,797
I can't believe that.
267
00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:09,428
I know.
268
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,260
You have really improved,
Andy. Who taught you?
269
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:12,362
Oh, um...
270
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:16,205
Yeah, some guy.
271
00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:19,069
Just some fruity guy.
272
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:23,142
Hey! Just because
a guy can dance
273
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,845
doesn't mean he's fruity.
274
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:29,518
I'm sure his wife is
incredibly satisfied.
275
00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:33,252
Andy, I'm just... I'm really
touched that you'd do that.
276
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,124
Well, I know how important
277
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,326
that dance at your
wedding is to you.
278
00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:38,888
Oh.
Thank you.
279
00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,129
JIM: Look at that.
280
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,931
Andy's gonna dance
with Dana at the wedding.
281
00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,133
The wedding is
saved. Isn't that great?
282
00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:45,836
Yeah, sure, whatever.
Good for them.
283
00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:49,939
What's wrong with you?
284
00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,002
It's nothing. I'm
fine. I'm not mad.
285
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,305
Great!
286
00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:58,247
You know what
really ticks me off?
287
00:12:58,248 --> 00:12:59,949
I thought you said
you weren't mad.
288
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,081
Oh, you knew I was!
Yeah, I knew you were.
289
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,552
We're gonna be the
only couple not dancing
290
00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:05,014
at Dana's wedding.
291
00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,555
We've gone over this before.
292
00:13:06,556 --> 00:13:08,958
Some people have the
dancing gene. I don't.
293
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,861
Come on, Jim, let's just take
one lesson. We can do this.
294
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,022
Come on, Cheryl.
295
00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:14,493
I want to dance with my husband
296
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,466
at my sister's wedding.
Is that too much to ask?
297
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,028
Come on, honey.
298
00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:21,370
If Andy can do it,
you can do it.
299
00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:24,133
Just one lesson.
Do it for me.
300
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,575
Please?
301
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,809
You are so sexy when you beg.
302
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,412
First lesson's free.
303
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,947
Sitting at home is free.
304
00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:40,189
Come on! This is the
last family wedding
305
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,391
I'm gonna get to dance at!
306
00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,955
Excuse me? Aren't
you forgetting someone?
307
00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:47,857
Oh, I'm sorry.
308
00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,199
Until the kids get married!
309
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,911
You're not gonna give
up on this thing, are you?
310
00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:55,965
Let's just say
311
00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:58,537
you don't know where
I buy the good mustard.
312
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,570
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
313
00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:02,972
All right, you win.
314
00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:04,843
Yay! I love you, I love you!
315
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,075
Hey, Andy, I need
the name and number
316
00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:07,277
of your dance instructor.
317
00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,619
Uh...
318
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,382
Yeah. Um...
319
00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,955
He moved to Canada
to marry his life partner.
320
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,356
Oh.
321
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,159
Oh, it's the season of weddings.
322
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,560
I bet he's not marrying...
323
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,064
ALL: A doctor. We know.
324
00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:31,972
(MAMBO MUSIC PLAYING)
325
00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:47,516
Whoo!
326
00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,658
Very nice, Jon and Linda.
327
00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:52,891
You will be a sensation at your
parents' wedding anniversary.
328
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,893
Now who's left?
329
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,296
Anybody?
330
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,530
All right, Cheryl.
331
00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,503
And...
Jim.
332
00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:13,912
Cheryl, I am terrible.
Look at these people.
333
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,414
They're all afraid of
me. Let's just go home.
334
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,947
Jim, honey, we got off
to a bit of a rocky start,
335
00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:19,188
but it's only our second class.
336
00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:21,550
I am not giving up on you.
337
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:24,693
(MAMBO MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:27,256
Honey. Okay. See? Perfect?
339
00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:28,428
Honey, not yet.
340
00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:33,262
Honey, will you dance with me?
341
00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:35,305
Honey, dance with
me! With me, baby.
342
00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:39,608
See? Good!
Good!
343
00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,170
Whoo! Ahh!
344
00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:42,941
No! Honey!
Honey!
345
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,944
Oh! Oh! Oh!
346
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,448
You okay, baby?
347
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,651
Yeah. And I am giving up on you.
348
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:56,655
In my 18-year career,
349
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,458
I have never had
to say this, but...
350
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,992
The dance is not in you, sir.
351
00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,065
Wh-what are you saying?
352
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,338
I'm saying I don't
have enough insurance.
353
00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:13,042
Please.
Don't come back.
354
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,474
All right, everybody,
good class.
355
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,977
I'll see almost everybody
here next week.
356
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,551
You were very good.
You were very good!
357
00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:23,612
You sucked!
358
00:16:23,613 --> 00:16:25,055
I know.
359
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,994
Cheryl, let's face
it, I just can't dance.
360
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,096
I never could.
361
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,627
No, you know what?
It's my fault.
362
00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,299
I shouldn't have made you do it.
363
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,103
It is, kind of. I mean,
you knew. I told you.
364
00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:52,511
What?
365
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,713
Nothing.
366
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,217
I just miss my dad.
367
00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:02,391
You know, when I
was little, he used to...
368
00:17:02,392 --> 00:17:05,224
He used to put my feet
on top of his, and then,
369
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,196
he'd dance me around and around
370
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,658
and around and...
371
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,402
I felt like I was flying.
372
00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:16,736
I just thought that...
373
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,709
(SIGHS)
374
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:21,771
Doesn't matter.
375
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,556
(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)
376
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:39,759
What are you doing?
377
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,391
We're gonna dance.
378
00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,093
Oh, Jim.
379
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,434
Can't you at least
wait for the feeling
380
00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:46,566
to come back into my feet?
381
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,268
Oh, my God!
Jim!
382
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,531
You can dance!
383
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,433
Oh!
384
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,635
Oh!
385
00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:27,837
How are you doing this?
386
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,240
Very, very well.
387
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:33,443
No, no, I mean...
388
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,346
How did this happen?
389
00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:39,219
Well, I might have
taken a lesson or two.
390
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,322
What? When?
391
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,725
Well, until puberty
made it impossible.
392
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,129
All this time...
393
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,503
All those weddings and parties,
394
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,205
we could have been dancing.
395
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,508
Mmm-hmm. That's
exactly why I didn't tell you.
396
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:01,710
I don't get it.
397
00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:04,543
Well, Cheryl,
think of it this way.
398
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,645
Let's say you knew
that I was Superman.
399
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,377
Right.
400
00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:11,350
Well, you'd have me
taking cats out of trees
401
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,552
and stopping crime
and cooking your eggs
402
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,724
with my heat vision.
403
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,226
And you know what?
404
00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:18,887
I don't want to do that.
405
00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,590
I just want to sit in
my Fortress of Solitude
406
00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:23,162
and watch TV.
407
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,595
Well, then...
408
00:19:26,336 --> 00:19:27,537
Why tell me now?
409
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,239
Well...
410
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,920
Dana's not the only
one missing her father.
411
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:33,942
Oh.
412
00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,475
Ohh...
413
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:44,353
I get...
I totally get it.
414
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:45,684
You don't want this
to be a regular thing.
415
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,755
That's right.
416
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,817
I get it.
417
00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:50,859
But there is this
charity ball coming up...
418
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,561
No, Cheryl.
419
00:19:52,562 --> 00:19:54,693
But it's a good cause.
It's the girls' school.
420
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,565
No!
421
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:57,726
How about my birthday?
422
00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:58,827
No!
423
00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:00,869
(GASPS)
424
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,232
Are you telling me you're
not gonna dance with me
425
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,674
on my birthday?
426
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,437
All right.
427
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,716
But just the two of us
428
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,548
in our living room.
429
00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:20,720
I'd love it.
430
00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,453
But instead of the living room,
431
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:25,554
let's go to a dance club.
432
00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:26,556
Damn you, woman!
433
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:29,598
Is there anything
else you can do
434
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:30,679
that you're not telling me?
435
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,961
Not that I can think of.
436
00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:34,304
Hmm...
437
00:20:39,609 --> 00:20:41,411
Can you cook?
No!
438
00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:44,514
Absolutely not.
439
00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:48,618
Although your spaghetti
can use a pinch more basil.
440
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,781
Or chocolate.
I don't know.
441
00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:54,754
Or do I?
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