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Go Bulls!
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Come on, you can do it!
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Come on,
they're on fire tonight.
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They're only down by 17.
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Let's go play outside.
The Bulls stink.
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(GASPS)
What?
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They do not stink!
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They're just rebuilding
this year.
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Hey, hey, we're on offense.
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Dribble, dribble, dribble!
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Hey, guys.
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Cheryl, the Bulls are losin'!
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Ugh. My mistake.
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Here you go. Three
comeback sandwiches.
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Oh, yes. These babies helped
beat the Pistons in '91.
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Ham. Where's the ham?
It won't work without the ham.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
I'll take it.
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CHERYL: You know,
I'm starting to think
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these silly superstitions
are just...
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Cheryl!
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(SIGHS)
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You know, I'm starting to think
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these silly superstitions
are just an excuse
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for you guys
to stuff your faces.
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Cheryl, there is nothing silly
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about what we're doing.
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Oh, we're on defense.
Hands up, hands up!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Hi, Cheryl!
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ALL: The Devlins!
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Hey, hey, hey, it's the dizzles
in the hizzle, my bizzles!
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Tim, Cindy, what a surprise.
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Yeah. Well, Timbuktu
and I were working out,
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and I said, "Don't you
just love the gym?"
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And I said, "I sure
do, Cindy-lou-who,
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"but not the gym
you're thinking of."
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Give up the love,
my funky fresh brother!
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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First we went to the gym,
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and then we went
to... the Jim!
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(LAUGHING)
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Yeah, get it?
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Yeah, it's a pretty
straight line.
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You know, it's so sweet
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of you guys to stop by,
but unfortunately
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we're just on our way out.
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We're just gonna go get...
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Massages.
Ice cream.
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Ice-cream massages.
It's very relaxing.
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Oh! Oh, gosh,
every time we drop in
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it's right as you're
heading out. Sad face.
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MAN ON TV: Another 3! And
with just one minute remaining,
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the Bulls are on a 15-point run.
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Oh, my God, it's a miracle!
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Look, rumple-Timskin,
basketball, huh?
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Hey, do you know we met when
we were cheerleaders in college?
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Let's do it. Uh, uh.
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Let's just move this little flea
market treasure out of the way.
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BOTH: Defense, defense,
rah, rah, rah!
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Their team's coach
wears a big pink bra!
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Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!
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Whoo!
TIM: Whoo!
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Whoa! Unbelievable!
The Bulls just tied it up!
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What? They've been getting
killed all night until...
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The Devlins came.
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Do another cheer. Quick,
quick, do another cheer.
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Yeah, yeah.
Ungawa, ungawa,
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the Bulls have got the
power! Hey, it's your birthday!
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Three-pointer,
it's your birthday!
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Ow!
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Go... Bulls! Whoo! Yeah!
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Whoo!
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MAN ON TV: And Hinrich hits a
three at the buzzer! The Bulls win!
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Oh, my God!
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They just broke
an 8-game losing streak!
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Give up the love,
my funky fresh brother!
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JIM: Oh, baby!
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Five, four, three, two, one!
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MAN ON TV: And the Bulls have
won a laugher over the Denver Nuggets.
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Ho ho ho ho! Touch my ball,
touch my ball, touch my ball!
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Oh, boy, we have got
quite a winning streak
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going here, don't we, Jimbabwe?
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Yes, we do. Five times
together, five wins.
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And I love winning,
'cause it makes me horny.
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What?
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(HORNS BLOWING)
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Hey, hey, you know what?
Game's over.
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Oh.
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Game's over, and Jim and I have
plans for the rest of the afternoon.
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Not to worry, you sly boots.
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I know code for...
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(IMITATES BED CREAKING)
...when I hear it.
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Guess we'll be on our way.
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What a big pile of sad.
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Well, you two kids have fun.
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(BOTH IMITATE BED CREAKING)
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Ho, Cheryl, whoo!
What a day! What a day!
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The Bulls win,
and we're gonna have sex!
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No, we're not!
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The Devlins said!
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Would you forget
about the Devlins?
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They are ruining our lives!
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Cheryl, the Bulls are 15
games out of first place,
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and you're worried
about our lives?
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How selfish can you be?
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You know what? I put
up with the Bulls pillow.
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I've respected
the Cubs goat curse.
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I even looked the other
way when you insisted
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on watching the NFL draft
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in my maternity underwear.
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Cheryl, everyone in that bar
was behind me.
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Jim, you have a problem!
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I do not have a problem!
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Fine.
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Then watch the next game
without the Devlins.
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All right.
I can do that.
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Good.
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Thank you, honey.
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Not a problem.
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(WHIMPERING)
What a big pile of sad!
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MAN ON TV: 37 seconds remaining,
and the Bulls are down by five.
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Wow, isn't this
an exciting game? Huh?
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And so much more fun
without the Devlins.
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We're just down by five.
We can do this.
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Yeah, yeah, we don't need
the stupid Devlins.
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Hey, let's do our
own cheer. Yeah.
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Go Bulls!
Go, go, go!
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And then go some more!
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And then go, go!
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Whoo!
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Ow!
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MAN ON TV: Gordon throws up
a Hail Mary...
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(JIM GRUNTS)
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No good.
And the Pacers win,
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ending the Bulls'
six-game winning streak.
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Okay, honey, honey, I'm sorry,
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but you do know
it has nothing to do
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with the Devlins not being here.
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I know.
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Okay.
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I know.
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Because it's your fault!
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All of your faults!
What?
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Yeah, that's right. I
married into a jinx family.
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What are you talking about?
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I'll tell you
what I'm talking about.
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The Bulls won six championships
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when we lived on Taylor Street.
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Then Cheryl wanted to move here
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because of the "good
schools," And then zip!
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Take it easy, man.
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No, no, you take it easy, man.
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And what about you?
Growing your goatee in '93,
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You spooked Jordan
and he went to baseball.
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It was disastrous
for both of you.
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And you, when you got that perm,
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you made Phil Jackson
all self-conscious
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about his weird hair
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boom, he's on a plane to LA!
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Jim! Are you even
listening to yourself?
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Yes, Cheryl.
I'm a genius.
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I can listen and talk
at the same time!
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I want my Devlins!
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I want my Devlins!
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All right, all right,
move aside.
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He needs some tough love.
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You disgust me!
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Ooh!
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Dana!
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Cheryl, he has a perky
two-headed monkey on his back.
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Turn away if you're weak.
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Dana, Dana, Dana,
that's not gonna help.
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You gotta wind up more.
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Hey!
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Would you stop
hitting my husband?
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Jim, honey, honey.
What?
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We love you.
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But your obsession with
sports is hurting people.
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Well, then
why are my cheeks sore?
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'Cause we need to knock
some sense into you!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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So help me God, Jim.
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(SIGHS)
Okay, Jim...
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Okay, think about it this way.
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What?
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What if you had
a drinking problem?
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What would you do?
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Switch to beer?
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No. You'd quit.
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So what's the non-alcoholic
version of basketball?
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Women's basketball?
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No!
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No basketball!
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Jim, you've got to stop
watching the Bulls,
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at least for a little while.
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No Bulls?
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Oh, baby, I know.
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I know it's hard, but
it's for your own good.
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Well...
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I have been getting
a little crazy.
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I got to do something about it.
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No Bulls!
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No Devlins!
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(WHIMPERS) Ohh. Shh,
shh, shh, shh. No, baby.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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No. Shh.
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We're gonna get
through this, Jim.
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And... Break!
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Whoo!
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ALL: Watermelon, watermelon,
watermelon rind!
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Look at the scoreboard
and see who's behind!
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Go Bulls!
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Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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This is fun, watching
the game in a motel.
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Oh, yeah. I'm glad you're
getting your house fumigated.
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And the best part as soon as
the game's over, we hit the pool!
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Cannonball!
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So, you guys want to meet
here for the next game?
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On Saturday?
That's weird.
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When we had our house fumigated,
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we moved back in after two days.
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Well, I'm getting
the whole package
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you know, termites,
cobras, tigers.
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Hey, mission Timpossible,
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do you smell something burning?
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I sure do, Cin Fransassco.
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'Cause a certain liar,
liar's pants are on fire.
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Mmm, he's staying
in a cheap motel,
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he hasn't showered in days...
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Oh, my God.
You left Cheryl!
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No, damn it, no!
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No!
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Easy, easy.
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I didn't leave my wife.
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Please. Something's rotten
in the state of Jimmark.
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We're not watching
another minute
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of this game until
you tell us the truth!
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This breakup has been the
hardest thing I've ever been through.
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Oh, my God!
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If this bed wasn't
covered in the crust
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of a thousand illicit affairs,
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I would throw myself
on it and cry!
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Looks like you both
need a good cry.
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Guess that's why God gave me
two big broad shoulders.
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Thanks a lot,
Tim... sylvania.
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Mmm...
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Oh...
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Can I ask you guys a favor?
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Anything.
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You think, uh,
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you think you can
keep this from Cheryl?
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Because, you know, she's
really having a hard time,
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and I just want her to be happy.
256
00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:18,377
I mean, think about it. We got
the playoffs to look forward to.
257
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,180
What does she have to live for?
258
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,882
The children?
259
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,523
Yeah, yeah, right,
the children and stuff.
260
00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:33,192
You know, I love
having the TV on Saturday
261
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,124
now that Jim's
not watching the games.
262
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,128
Did you know the spice channel
is not about cooking?
263
00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:43,172
Speaking of the spice channel,
264
00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:44,734
what's Jim been doing with
his time? (DOORBELL RINGS)
265
00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:46,235
You're not gonna believe it.
He joined a gym.
266
00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:47,877
Really?
267
00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:50,109
Yes, he's upstairs getting
ready to go swimming right now.
268
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,440
Oh, my God.
269
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:52,441
(SCREAMS)
270
00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,213
(SCREAMS)
271
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,245
Wow, this cold weather
really does a number
272
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:58,088
on your hair. Frizz!
273
00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:02,421
Hey, North Cherylina!
274
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,093
Mm! Come on!
275
00:12:04,094 --> 00:12:05,755
Oh!
276
00:12:05,756 --> 00:12:07,356
Oh, yeah. I'd like you
to meet my brother.
277
00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:10,129
This is Josh kosh b'gosh.
278
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,801
Nice to meet you.
279
00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:14,434
I prefer Josh.
Tim knows that.
280
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:17,366
Hi. I'm Dana.
281
00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:21,210
Whoa, whoa!
Easy there, single girl.
282
00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:23,512
Why don't you go make
some tea? He's for Cheryl.
283
00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:26,475
Actually, I am not
single. I have a boyfriend.
284
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:28,117
He's a doctor.
285
00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:30,380
Mmm, and he does
great work. Now scoot!
286
00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:37,156
Okay, I'm off to the poo...
287
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,527
What are you guys doing here?
288
00:12:38,528 --> 00:12:40,259
It's only 3:00.
289
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,461
Not that that means anything.
290
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,063
Ha ha.
291
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,335
Hey there, Jimbalaya.
What are you doing here?
292
00:12:46,336 --> 00:12:49,338
Oh, you know,
just visiting my kids
293
00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:52,471
and everybody because,
you know, it is my house.
294
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,545
Yeah. Hey, I'd like
you to meet my brother...
295
00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:59,980
Josh. My name's
Josh. Just Josh.
296
00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:04,954
I just got out
of a relationship,
297
00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:06,386
but I think I'm
ready to date again.
298
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,991
Okay.
299
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:15,094
I'm on the decorations
committee for the school dance.
300
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,026
Hey! You know what?
301
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:19,999
I don't think I've shown you
our new hummingbird feeder,
302
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,471
Cindy Cindy bang bang!
303
00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:25,204
What's going on?
304
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,435
You're supposed
to meet me at the motel!
305
00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:29,038
We wanted to drop off
Josh for Cheryl first.
306
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,209
There's no way we
could enjoy the game
307
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,440
knowing she'd be all alone.
308
00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:32,811
What?
309
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,245
Yeah. See, Joshashana
is single. Huh?
310
00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:39,189
So we thought one
plus one equals love.
311
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:43,052
You're setting up Cheryl
with Tim's brother?
312
00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:45,324
Yeah.
What were you thinking?
313
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,196
Oh, I'm sorry.
314
00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:49,198
Are you not ready for
Cheryl to see other people?
315
00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:51,230
Of course I am!
316
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,202
It's just the game
is at 3:00!
317
00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:55,935
We're not gonna have time
to go see it at the hotel!
318
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,336
We're gonna have to see it here!
319
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,010
Oh, potentially awkward, yeah.
320
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,471
Yes, you know?
321
00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:05,074
We got to get these
lovebirds out of here.
322
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:06,315
Oh, if your heart
were any bigger,
323
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,117
you'd need medication!
324
00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:10,449
(LAUGHS)
Let's just not tell Cheryl
325
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,620
about the setup, okay?
326
00:14:11,621 --> 00:14:13,453
She might not react
in a favorable way.
327
00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:16,085
Oh.
328
00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:19,428
Hey, you know what?
Cindy just told me
329
00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:21,630
about this great Chinese place
up the interstate.
330
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:25,064
Oh! Josh, why don't
you take Cheryl there?
331
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,235
Without you?
332
00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,098
Cheryl, I got to swim!
333
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,403
I'm gonna go help Dana
in the kitchen.
334
00:14:36,306 --> 00:14:38,247
I'm sorry.
Who are you again?
335
00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:40,050
Oh. I'm the husband.
336
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,182
Don't worry. It's cool.
337
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,614
Hey.
Hey.
338
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:48,988
Everybody's acting
really weird out there.
339
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,659
Well, you have three
Devlins in your house.
340
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,521
I'm surprised everyone's
still wearing their pants.
341
00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:53,994
Thank you.
342
00:14:55,465 --> 00:15:00,229
Cheryl, a little bird just
told me Josh really likes you.
343
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,531
What are you talking about?
344
00:15:02,532 --> 00:15:06,105
Oh, Cheryl, honey, you
can stop hiding your pain.
345
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,137
Jim told us you split up.
346
00:15:08,138 --> 00:15:09,178
What?
347
00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:10,539
Yeah! It's okay, it's okay.
348
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,481
We know Jim's living in a motel.
349
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,014
We've been there for
the last four Bulls games.
350
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,116
Ohhh.
351
00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:20,619
So, now that I'm single,
352
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,692
you want to set me up with Josh.
353
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:27,226
Yes. And Jim is
being super-supportive.
354
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,298
Mmm...
355
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,131
He just wants to see you happy.
356
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,034
That man is a saint.
357
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,635
I don't know why
you slept around on him.
358
00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:46,275
Interstate 194 north
to the fourth exit.
359
00:15:46,276 --> 00:15:48,247
The Chinese restaurant...
360
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,180
You know, Josh, I am
in the mood for Chinese.
361
00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:52,251
Let's go out.
362
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,584
Great. I think
we should take my van.
363
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,327
Only if it has shag carpeting.
364
00:15:58,328 --> 00:15:59,658
Even on the ceiling.
365
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:04,063
Wow, shag carpeting
and Chinese food?
366
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,166
How will I ever
come back to this?
367
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,469
Wait! Wait, Cheryl.
Cheryl, wait.
368
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,042
It's cold out.
Grab a coat.
369
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:20,149
Yes! Yes, one minute
to spare. Perfect timing.
370
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:24,054
Oh, my God. I hope the Bulls
appreciate what I'm doing.
371
00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,615
Are you freaking kidding me?
372
00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:28,487
You're gonna let me
go out on a date?
373
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,360
Oh, come on! It's not like
you were gonna do anything!
374
00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:33,193
Hey! You told me
she was easy.
375
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,266
Excuse me?
376
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,230
Three kids and pushing 35?
Frankly, you were a tough sell.
377
00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:45,204
Tim, Cindy,
378
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,706
I really appreciate
all you've done for me.
379
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,240
And if I do leave Jim,
380
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:53,113
which is looking
more and more likely...
381
00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:57,586
Josh will definitely
be on my short list.
382
00:16:57,587 --> 00:17:02,051
But for now, I really think I'm
gonna stay and work on my marriage.
383
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:05,424
Well, I'm still in the mood
for Chinese food. Later.
384
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,296
Josh, wait, wait!
385
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,358
I hate for you to eat alone.
386
00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,400
Sit!
387
00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:13,532
We are gonna work
on our marriage,
388
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,405
even if it takes all night.
389
00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:18,367
(SIGHS)
390
00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:21,810
God, this is just like
watching one of my soaps.
391
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:25,814
Looks like we've sewn a crop
of joy here, Timmy appleseed.
392
00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:28,477
Let's go home and
have some makeup sex.
393
00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:29,818
But we didn't have a fight.
394
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:31,320
Yes, we did.
No, we didn't.
395
00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:32,521
Yes, we did.
No, we didn't.
396
00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:33,683
You win!
397
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,655
Wait. Wait!
398
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,757
Don't leave!
Don't leave!
399
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,489
This marriage is over!
400
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,331
Her love is dead!
It's a corpse!
401
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:44,533
Can you see that?
402
00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:46,666
The game is about to start!
403
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,440
Hey, baby.
404
00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:53,272
Hi.
405
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,304
Looks like we have
some things to talk about.
406
00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:58,076
Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
407
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,309
And as soon as we watch
the game, I'm all ears.
408
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,650
Jim!
409
00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:03,483
Are you sure you wanna
go for that remote?
410
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,757
Yeah. That's
what makes me think
411
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:10,320
that I'm not learning anything.
412
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,192
Okay.
413
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,194
You do care about
our marriage, right?
414
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,166
Yes, I do!
415
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,867
I mean, 99 times out of 100
416
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:20,548
I wouldn't let you
go out with another guy.
417
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,602
But this is for the Bulls
418
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,474
and for the people of Chicago
419
00:18:25,475 --> 00:18:27,736
and the greater
metropolitan area.
420
00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:30,510
Then help the people
of Chicago move to Detroit!
421
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,712
Jim, you're acting crazy.
422
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,584
I am crazy, Cheryl!
423
00:18:35,585 --> 00:18:37,716
And there's a madman
and a crazy man
424
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,619
down the street wearing the same
Bulls underwear for the whole season.
425
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,221
And there's another guy
across town
426
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,593
hopping on one leg when
the Bulls are on offense.
427
00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:46,124
All over the city,
428
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,227
people are doing stupid things
429
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,299
because they believe, Cheryl.
430
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,361
And if there's enough
stupid people out there
431
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:55,234
acting like idiots
and doing stupid things,
432
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,566
then maybe
we can bring the Bulls
433
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,309
all the way to the playoffs!
434
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:05,474
Jim, you threw me
into the arms of a stranger!
435
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,377
You are out of control!
436
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,722
What are you thinking?
437
00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:16,326
I'm thinking about
what the score is right now!
438
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,591
All right, I got a problem. I got a
problem. I got a big, big problem.
439
00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:24,793
Yeah! You're putting
your love of sports
440
00:19:24,794 --> 00:19:26,695
ahead of your love
of your wife and your family.
441
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:29,238
Don't ask me to give up sports!
442
00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:30,799
Jim, I'm not. I'm not.
443
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,941
I wouldn't ask you
to give up sports, Jim.
444
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:34,573
It's part of who you are.
445
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,905
You've always been a little
crazy when it came to sports.
446
00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:37,947
Yes.
447
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,680
Oh, I just love you so much.
448
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,182
Okay, so we're good, right?
449
00:19:44,614 --> 00:19:46,285
No, no, no, no! Jim!
450
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,686
What?
451
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,618
(SIGHS)
452
00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:53,292
I need you to go back
to your normal crazy.
453
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,265
Before you were meeting people
we can't stand in motel rooms
454
00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:57,566
or sending me off
on the interstate
455
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,429
with some guy
and his good times van.
456
00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:04,304
Yeah, that might have been bad.
457
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:07,907
Look, I'm never gonna
get that crazy again.
458
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,440
All right.
459
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:12,942
That's all I ask.
460
00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:15,445
Can I watch the game now?
461
00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:21,350
If you can do it with
a modicum of sanity,
462
00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:22,991
be my guest.
463
00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:25,994
MAN ON TV: Oh, an inauspicious
start for the Bulls...
464
00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:27,996
Damn it, they're down!
465
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:29,459
(BABBLES)
466
00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:34,264
But I'm cool with it, baby.
467
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,766
Saw the Devlins' car
in the driveway.
468
00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,638
I thought you were
gonna give them up.
469
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,010
You promised.
What about me, huh?
470
00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:45,475
I can be good luck.
I can be a Devlin!
471
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:53,622
Andy...
472
00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:56,655
Andy, Andy,
this is not the time!
473
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,758
It's never the time anymore!
474
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:03,832
MAN ON TV: Duhon throws
a three and the foul!
475
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,635
Andy, wait a minute!
476
00:21:06,636 --> 00:21:07,937
Those bikini briefs.
477
00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:09,999
They're good luck!
478
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:13,302
Really?
Come on in!
479
00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:15,374
Give up the love,
my funky fresh brother!
480
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,476
(SCREAMS)
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