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Oh, there you are.
Jim, she's in here!
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Oh, Cheryl!
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Thank God.
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When I got home from work
and you weren't in the kitchen,
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I just feared the worst.
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What, that you'd have
to make your own dinner?
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Yes, and the only thing I could find
was a bowl of really bad Alfredo sauce.
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Jim, that was paste!
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You might want to double up
on the bran muffin tomorrow.
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Yeah, it's for the mascot.
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Oh, right, right. Spirit
week. Spirit week.
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I'm supposed to, um...
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Take the bear down to the
girls' school on Saturday.
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Yes, yes, yes.
Got it on my list right here.
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Daddy, want to see a cheer?
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I'd love to see your cheer.
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BOTH: What do you say
to a Grizzly you meet?
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You get down on your knees,
don't beg on your feet.
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Go, Grizzlies!
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That's really good,
girls. Very nice.
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We're not done.
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BOTH: And shake it,
and shake it,
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and shake it but don't break it!
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Everybody, shake that thing!
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Who the hell taught you that?
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Aunt Dana.
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Dana, what are you doing?
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Oh, come on. At least when
they shake theirs, it's on purpose.
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Explain to me what that means!
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You know what it means!
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Okay, so, Jim, on Saturday
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you're taking the mascot
down to the girls' school.
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Is your truck gonna
be out of the shop?
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Oh, I don't know.
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The mechanic said the part
still hasn't come in.
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What part?
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Cheryl, if I told you the
name of it, would you know it?
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Jim!
What?
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This is ridiculous.
It's been in there a week.
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I'm gonna call the guy and tell
him we really need it by Friday.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.
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What? That's not
your department!
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Oh! Come on, you
take care of the kids,
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the bills, the house, the social
calendar, and all the yard work.
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I'm in charge of the car stuff.
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And turning the clocks
backward and forward as needed.
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You make her do the yard?
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We have seven clocks!
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Jeez. When do you find
time to scratch yourself?
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(INAUDIBLE)
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JIM: Oh, baby!
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Oh, Jason, thank you so much.
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You guys are so sweet.
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You are! I really feel
like we should tip you.
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Oh, no.
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No, we couldn't.
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Just, uh, keep coming back.
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Please.
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Thanks, guys.
Bye.
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Isn't it great being pretty?
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I know!
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The only time I have to
carry my own groceries
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is when I'm with Jim.
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Hey, minimum wage,
a little help here?
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Yeah, right, good idea.
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Save your energy
for popping zits!
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Andy, one, pimply virgins, zip.
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Yeah.
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Hey!
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Isn't that Jim's truck?
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Huh?
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Yeah.
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Uh, no, don't think so.
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Yeah. Jim has that same
Sammy Sosa bobblehead.
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Well, it's Chicago, Cheryl.
Everybody does.
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No!
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Okay, how about
the license plate frame
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that says, "Contractors
do it with a tool"?
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It's definitely Jim's truck.
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Oh, this truck!
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
this is Jim's truck.
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Yeah.
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You know what happened. What?
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Well, it's obvious
that he picked up the truck,
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decided to run some errands
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so he could make
your life easier.
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Make Cheryl's
life easier? Jim?
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Damn, too far!
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Andy.
Uh-huh?
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Hey, Cheryl, did you
watch the news last night?
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There's a twister coming.
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Uh, no, there isn't.
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Yes, there is.
Oh, yes, there is.
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No, there isn't.
No! Ow! No, no! Ow!
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Okay! Okay!
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(WHEEZING) Ow!
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Last Saturday, Jim and I were
at Antlers for Nickel Wing Night.
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You know why I love this place?
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Hmm?
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When you're done
with your wings,
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you can throw your bones
on the floor.
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You know, only you do that.
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Really?
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That explains the looks.
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Now look at that
poor sucker over there.
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He's been losing
to people all night.
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All right, who's next?
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Hey, how about you, pal?
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Why don't you call it
a night, okay?
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Come on, let's go.
You and me, huh?
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(CHUCKLING) No.
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Hey, everybody, Fred
Flintstone over here
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is scared to arm-wrestle me.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna ignore what you
just said because you're drunk,
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and because of my vague
resemblance to Fred Flintstone.
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I got 20 bucks says I beat you.
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It's a bet!
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What? What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
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I'm seizing the day.
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That's how I live, Jim.
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By sucking the marrow
out of every moment.
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Come here, sweetheart.
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Oh, Andyman, do you know how
long I've been waiting for you to do that?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Can you just stick to telling us
the parts that actually happened?
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Fine!
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Come here, sweetheart.
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Drop dead!
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So, are you in, or
are you out, Fred?
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I'll tell you what. If I do it
just this once, will you drop it?
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You're on.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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All right. Go!
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(LAUGHING)
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All right? Here.
Here's your $20 back.
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Get a cab.
Go home.
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I don't need a cab.
I have a car.
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What do you drive, huh?
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A truck.
Oh, a truck!
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(LAUGHS) La-di-da!
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Uh-huh.
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I'll tell you what.
I want a rematch.
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My car against your truck.
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(LAUGHING)
Whoa.
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Hey, buddy, please, just go home
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and sober up, all right?
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Come on, you woman!
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Little girl!
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(PEOPLE MURMURING)
Jim...
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Come on, Suzie!
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All right, that's it!
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Old Suzie here is gonna
teach you your manners.
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Yeah, courtesy's
contagious, butt-face.
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Go!
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Hey!
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(GRUNTS)
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Pleasure doing
business with you.
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Hey, uh, was that
courteous enough?
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Yes!
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That guy wasn't drunk.
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That guy just hustled me!
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Jim, I do not condone
this kind of behavior.
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"Cheryl is a good woman, a
fine wife and a better sister.
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"You really... You really should
have checked with her first."
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Because that would have
been the right thing to do.
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Okay, okay, that didn't
happen, either,
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but I was thinking it.
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No, come on.
I really was.
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Hey! Give me...
Ow! Ow!
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Come on, guys, don't leave me!
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I hope we can keep this
between the three of us.
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It's gonna get dark
in three hours!
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No, please, no!
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(SOBBING)
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Not so tough without
your sisters, are you?
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Mmm! Mashed potatoes.
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Mmm, and ham!
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BOTH: (CHANTING)
Ham, ham, H-A-M...
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Girls, girls, hey, hey.
No, no, no.
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You already cheered your
milk. A little goes a long way.
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Mmm, that looks good.
And, honey...
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Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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For you.
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Mmm... Mmm!
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Everything okay?
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Everything's great!
Okay!
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(CHUCKLING) Yeah...
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Mmm.
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Gravy?
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Oh, I'd love some gravy.
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Okay!
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Here you go, honey.
Oh.
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(LAUGHING)
That good?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, mmm.
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Delicious!
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Oh!
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Really? Not too lumpy?
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No, no, it's perfect.
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Oh, that's great.
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Daddy, there's
a head in your food!
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It's freaking me out!
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All right, girls, take your
dinner in the dining room
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while I finish this mind
game with your mother.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Cheryl?
Mmm-hmm?
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Uh, I need
to tell you something.
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But first, what do you know?
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Hmm, I know that you went to a bar and
lost the truck in an arm-wrestling contest.
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Okay, you're up to speed.
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What, you just figured
I'd never find out?
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Well, I was gonna tell you
that they couldn't fix the truck,
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and I was gonna buy a new
one with our vacation money.
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Well, what about our vacation?
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Well, I was gonna tell you that
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Hawaii burned down.
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Where did you get this?
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Your truck.
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My truck?
Mmm-hmm.
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My truck!
Yeah.
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But what's my truck doing here?
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I got it back.
What?
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Dana and I went down to Antlers.
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I can't believe you eat there.
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And we talked to that skinny
guy who beat you at arm wrestling.
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What?
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You actually went down there?
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Well, somebody had to.
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No, no, no, Cheryl.
Nobody had to.
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You realize what you just did?
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You just cut me off
at the knees!
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Oh, come on.
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No, Cheryl, that's like
Mommy going to the schoolyard
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and fighting the bully for me.
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Oh.
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You can't do that, Cheryl.
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I lost the truck.
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It's my truck.
It's my business.
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No, Jim, it's our business,
'cause it's our truck,
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and you lost it
in a stupid bar bet.
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Cheryl, the guy
called me a woman.
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(SIGHS) Which obviously
you are not. Thank you.
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Because it took a woman
to get your truck back!
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And it's gonna take
a man to return it!
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What?
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Cheryl, there's not much
left in this world for men,
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except for the Oval Office,
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the same job for
better pay, and honor!
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(STAMMERING)
What are you doing?
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Cheryl, I'm not
keeping this truck,
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not the way you got it back.
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So you're gonna
inconvenience your entire family
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because of your stupid pride?
258
00:11:11,702 --> 00:11:12,943
Cheryl.
259
00:11:14,244 --> 00:11:16,405
It's not pride, it's honor.
260
00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,177
Oh. And you would
know the difference
261
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,110
if you didn't shave your legs!
262
00:11:21,311 --> 00:11:22,852
What does that even mean?
263
00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:26,016
Exactly! Ding, ding, ding!
264
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,060
Now, if you'll excuse me,
265
00:11:31,121 --> 00:11:33,362
I am going to take
this truck back
266
00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,194
to where you found it,
267
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,997
I'm going to walk home
with my head held high,
268
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,130
and my boys back in their bunk.
269
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,134
BOTH: Get your groove on,
get your groove on,
270
00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:46,936
for the Grizzly
Spirit-thon-thon!
271
00:11:46,937 --> 00:11:48,778
And shake it, and shake it!
272
00:11:48,779 --> 00:11:50,209
Ooh, it's mighty hot!
273
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,942
(IMITATING SIZZLING)
274
00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:57,016
You know, Andy,
those fairy tales
275
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,419
where the good king locks
up his daughters in the tower?
276
00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:02,092
I get it.
277
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,924
Well, you know what it is, Jim.
278
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,325
Their young, undeveloped brains
279
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,327
are totally influenced
by the idiot box.
280
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,799
Yeah.
281
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,031
(BOINGING ON TV)
282
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,833
(BOTH LAUGHING)
283
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,904
It's so funny!
284
00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:15,935
Uh, Jim?
285
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,306
Yeah?
286
00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:19,738
We finished the mascot. You
got to get it down to the school.
287
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,441
Okay, Andy, let's put the
grizzly bear in the old minivan.
288
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,743
No, no, honey.
We already tried that,
289
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,776
but, surprisingly,
it's too small.
290
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:29,048
I guess that's why
they call it mini. Hmm.
291
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:33,182
Gosh, if only you had some
kind of vehicle that was like a car,
292
00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:35,525
but with a big, open
storage area in the back.
293
00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:39,929
Okay, I know you guys are
talking about my truck.
294
00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:41,791
Truck! That's brilliant!
295
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:42,932
Yeah.
296
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,193
If only we knew someone
who had a truck.
297
00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:47,867
Hmm. I know! The
arm-wrestling con man!
298
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:48,939
Yes!
299
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,940
Absolutely not.
300
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:53,342
I am not going back there
to beg for the truck.
301
00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:55,875
A bet is a bet,
and I have my honor.
302
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,177
All right, all right,
honey. How about this?
303
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,280
How about you take the
mascot, shove it in your honor,
304
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,552
and haul it down there?
305
00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:07,186
Cheryl, I'm gonna get that
grizzly bear to that school,
306
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,819
because I'm a man,
and that's what men do.
307
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,991
They get things done.
Right, Andy?
308
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,522
Go, men!
309
00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:15,925
BOTH: And shake it!
And shake it!
310
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:17,968
And shake it,
shake it, shake it!
311
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,504
Hey.
312
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,507
Unless I'm scoring a
touchdown, hitting a home run,
313
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,180
or I ask you to,
314
00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,143
that is not okay!
315
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,490
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come on.
316
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,022
We got three miles to
go. Shake a leg here.
317
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,224
Why am I the one
doing all the work?
318
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,357
'Cause you're the one that
ratted me out to your sisters.
319
00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:50,299
Oh, yeah, I know all about it.
320
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,261
Yeah, you had a chance to
come clean, and you didn't.
321
00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:54,403
You know what that
makes you? A coward!
322
00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:57,336
Oh, a coward, am I?
A coward. Yeah.
323
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,409
Oh, well, perhaps I am, but at
least I'm still driving my own car,
324
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:03,012
not some stupid scooter!
325
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,474
Stupid...
You're stupid!
326
00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,316
I don't even know
why I hang out with you!
327
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:10,519
Been asking myself the same question
all day. Know what I came up with?
328
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,581
What?
329
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,886
We're all we got.
330
00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:21,530
You're right, Andy.
331
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:23,032
Hey, let's not fight
anymore. I love you, man!
332
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,193
Oh, me too, man.
333
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,635
Oh, Andy, Andy, you idiot!
The bear!
334
00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,097
Get on, get on, get on!
335
00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:31,171
Get off, get off,
get off, get off!
336
00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:33,203
Jim!
337
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,488
Am I okay on the right?
338
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,191
Well, there's a bear on wheels.
339
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,925
CHERYL: Oh, my God!
340
00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:57,897
(CRASHING)
(GIRLS SCREAM)
341
00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:04,373
Oh, my God.
342
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:06,476
You know, this is your fault.
343
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:15,085
Hi.
344
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,597
All right, you guys,
it's gonna be okay.
345
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:30,599
How is this going to be okay?
346
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,202
Daddy killed our bear.
347
00:15:33,663 --> 00:15:36,065
We told everyone
how good it was!
348
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:38,338
I'm not cheering
for a dead bear!
349
00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:42,611
I'll fix it, girls.
350
00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:44,314
I always fix it.
351
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,416
Don't I?
352
00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:51,620
Oh, damn.
All right.
353
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:53,322
Well, I'll just have
to build a new bear,
354
00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:55,484
even if I have to
stay up all night.
355
00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:58,287
Cheryl, put a pot
of coffee on for me.
356
00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:00,559
Jim, I don't think you're
looking at the big picture.
357
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,463
Yeah, you're right.
Pot of coffee and a cake.
358
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,167
No, Jim! You could
build 100 bears!
359
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,239
You still have no way
to get them to the school.
360
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,740
I'll rent a truck.
361
00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:14,003
Okay, that's fine for today,
362
00:16:14,004 --> 00:16:16,105
but what about when I
have to pick up Ruby at ballet
363
00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:17,646
and you have to get
Gracie at soccer?
364
00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:21,610
Cheryl, under no
circumstances whatsoever
365
00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:24,413
am I gonna go down there
and beg for that truck back.
366
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:26,115
I know, your honor.
367
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:29,158
Yes, honor. Honor.
Honey, look.
368
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,359
Do you think I like the way
the girls just looked at me?
369
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:32,521
No.
370
00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:34,463
No, I don't.
371
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:36,395
But without honor, I'm
not going to be the man
372
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,397
that I want my daughters to see.
373
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,530
And I'm definitely not going
to be the man you married.
374
00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:44,104
Now, baby, I am a man.
375
00:16:46,176 --> 00:16:47,337
I know.
376
00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:50,409
All right.
377
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,382
I don't get it, but I've been
married to you long enough
378
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:56,045
to know you're not
going to change,
379
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,017
so you have my full support.
380
00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:00,189
Thank you.
381
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,051
But when I come home from
a high-stakes bake-off
382
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:04,022
and I've lost the
kitchen, not a word!
383
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,195
(LAUGHS)
384
00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:09,128
Okay, honey, well,
you got your honor.
385
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:13,031
You got my support. We got no
truck! What are you gonna do?
386
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,504
I don't know.
I'll think of something.
387
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:16,666
(SIGHS)
388
00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,170
I can't do it
while you're watching.
389
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,718
Well, yabba-dabba-doo!
Look who's here.
390
00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:31,280
Hey, did you take a cab?
391
00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:33,453
No! He took
his wife's minivan.
392
00:17:34,684 --> 00:17:36,185
Andy!
393
00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:38,457
Look, I want my truck back
fair and square,
394
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,660
so my friend and I here want to
challenge you to a game of pool.
395
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,062
And if we win?
396
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:44,734
You get my minivan.
397
00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,196
Okay. Okay.
398
00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:50,068
See, I know that Suzie here
is not much of a shark,
399
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,071
but, uh, this guy...
400
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,376
Sure, you dress
him up dorky, but...
401
00:17:57,747 --> 00:18:00,078
He could be a ringer.
402
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,711
Well, I played
at Camp Wahonna-Makka,
403
00:18:02,712 --> 00:18:05,384
but we didn't play for cars.
404
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,756
We played for s'mores.
405
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:10,320
So I'm guessing
you're pretty good then.
406
00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:13,462
No. No deal.
407
00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:14,793
What? What are
you talking about?
408
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,795
Jim!
409
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,197
Cheryl, what are you doing here?
410
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,229
How did you even
know we were here?
411
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,500
We just followed
the scent of failure.
412
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,532
Oh.
413
00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:24,703
What are you doing?
414
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,675
Cheryl, I am trying
to win the truck back.
415
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:28,507
I just challenged him
to a game of pool,
416
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,440
but he's too much of a woman!
417
00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:34,783
See, I wouldn't be much
of a con man if I fell for that.
418
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:35,785
Oh.
419
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,887
This is your big plan?
420
00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:42,551
Cheryl, this is my plan. This is
men's business. Just stay out of it.
421
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:44,693
Yeah. When you can write
your name in the snow,
422
00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:47,257
then you can pop off
about anything you want.
423
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,158
Great.
424
00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:50,599
All right, now, you
gonna give me a chance
425
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,760
to win this truck back, or not?
426
00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:54,163
Okay, okay, but I get
to pick your partner.
427
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:55,604
Oh, no, no. I'm not
gonna fall for that.
428
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:56,805
You'll just pick
one of your buddies.
429
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:59,908
Okay, fine. You know
Wilma and Betty over there.
430
00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:01,410
Either one of them will do.
431
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,342
No, no, no, no, no.
That's a bad idea.
432
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,544
Take it or leave it.
433
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:12,221
Dana, you know how to play pool?
434
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:15,655
Well, no, but I could
probably pick it up pretty...
435
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,595
All right. I'll take
Wilma. I mean Cheryl.
436
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,868
My, uh, truck against
your minivan, right? Deal.
437
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,500
You bet the minivan?
438
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,902
Cheryl! Cheryl. Cheryl,
calm down. No! No! Bet's off.
439
00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:35,304
Cheryl, no...
440
00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:37,846
Cheryl, I just
shook on it, okay?
441
00:19:37,847 --> 00:19:38,948
I don't believe this.
442
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,451
It's your break, Wilma.
443
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:44,584
Come on, baby, you can do it.
444
00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:53,923
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
445
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,328
Don't call me Wilma.
446
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,207
Ah! Yes!
447
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,580
You hustled me.
448
00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:14,584
No, uh, my wife,
the woman, hustled you.
449
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,848
Oh!
450
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,920
Told you it was a bad idea.
451
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,853
Oh, snap.
452
00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:27,826
Some kids got ponies
on their 14th birthdays.
453
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,658
Daddy got us a pool table.
454
00:20:29,659 --> 00:20:31,630
I never had to buy my
own drinks in college.
455
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,763
Neither did I,
and I suck at pool.
456
00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:37,406
Um, honey, where
do you want the 8-ball?
457
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:38,507
Surprise me.
458
00:20:38,508 --> 00:20:39,968
Okay.
459
00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:42,742
Side pocket, clean bank,
going downtown.
460
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:46,245
Oh, yeah!
461
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,619
Yes!
462
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,922
I win my truck back!
463
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:55,524
Andy...
464
00:20:55,525 --> 00:20:56,786
Thank you.
465
00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:00,258
Let's get out of here.
466
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,260
All right, everybody,
say goodbye to Suzie!
467
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,962
ALL: Bye, Suzie!
468
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,595
(BOTH LAUGHING)
469
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,536
Thanks, Cheryl.
470
00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:08,937
Oh, honey.
471
00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:11,570
You know, if Jim is Fred,
472
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,502
and Cheryl's Wilma,
473
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:15,845
does that make us
Betty and Barney?
474
00:21:17,347 --> 00:21:18,907
I always thought
I was Nancy Drew
475
00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:21,511
and you were both
of the Hardy Boys.
476
00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:26,054
What do you say
we play one more game?
477
00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:28,056
Okay.
And if you win,
478
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:30,789
you get to have sex with me.
479
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,021
Wow! What if you win?
480
00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:35,825
To be honest, honey,
I'm gonna throw this game.
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