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Anything goes.

Thank you for watching.

I don't know anything about anything goes.

You never told me you spoke my language, Dr. Jones.

Only on special occasions.

So, it is true.

You found Naachi.

You know I did.

Last night, one of your boys tried to get Naachi.

That pained for him.

You have insulted my son.

No, you've insulted me.

Aren't you going to introduce us?

This is Willie Scott.

This is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.

Well, I thought archaeologists were always funny little men searching for

mommy. Mommy.

Dr. Jones found Noachi for me, and he's going to deliver him now.

Say, who is this?

Touch it!

Put the gun away, sonny.

I suggest you give me what you owe me, or anything goes.

The diamond, Lau.

The deal was for the diamond.

You're a very good help.

He put two in my dress from Paris.

Sit down.

Now, you bring me Nurhachi.

My pleasure.

Who on earth is this Nurhachi?

Nuhachi was a real small guy.

Inside are the remains of Nuhachi, first emperor of

Manchu dynasty.

Welcome home, old boy.

And now,

you give me the...

Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going to death?

What's that?

Antidote.

To what?

The poison you just drank of.

The poison works fast, Dr. Jones.

I find another.

Good service here.

That's not a waiter.

Wuhan's an old friend.

Game's not over, Lau.

Antidote.

I'll get you out of here.

Not this time, Indy.

I've followed you on many adventures.

Into the great unknown mystery.

I go first, Indy.

Don't be sad, Dr. Jones.

You will soon be joining me.

You must drink, Dr. Jones.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm gonna get you.

Let me have it.

So what does it give?

Dr. Jones, wake up.

Are you there already? Oh, good.

No.

No,

I'm flying. The plane.

I'm all gone.

You know how to fly, don't you?

No. Do you?

Oh, no.

How hard can it be?

Altimeter. Okay.

Airspeed.

Deal.

anyway.

I'm sorry.

You can have it.

I'm not hungry.

You're insulting them and you're embarrassing me.

Eat it.

Eat it. Eat it.

Can you provide us with a guide to take us to Delhi?

I'm a professor.

I have to get back to my university.

Yes, Sajnu will guide you.

On the way to Delhi, you will stop at Pankhurst.

Pankhurst is not on the way to Delhi.

You will go to Pankhurst Palace.

I thought the palace had been deserted since.

No, now there is a new Maharaja.

And again, the palace has the power of the dark light.

It is that place.

Kill my people.

What has happened here?

The evil start in Bangkok.

Then like monsoon, it moves darkness

over whole country.

into the one you need.

They came from palace and took

Sivalinga from outage.

Took what?

A stone, a sacred stone from a shrine that protects the village.

It is why Siva brought you here.

No, no.

We pray to Shiva to help us find the stone.

It was Shiva who made you fall once high.

So you will go to Pankot Palace to find Sivalinga and

bring back to us.

Bring back to us.

Bring back to us.

Dr. Jones, did they make the plane class to get you here?

No, Shorty, it's just a ghost story. Don't worry about it.

They took the stone from here.

Was the stone very smooth like a rock from a sacred river?

Yes. With three lines across it, representing the three levels of the

That's right.

Yes.

I've seen stones like the one you lost.

But why would Maharaja take the sacred stone from here?

He says we must pray to their evil god.

He says we will not.

Excuse me, I don't understand how one rock could destroy a whole village.

Then when the sacred stone was taken, the village wells dried up and the river

turned to sand.

The crops were swallowed by the earth. The animals lay down and turned to dust.

Then one night there was a fire in the fields.

The men went out to fight the fire.

When they came back, the women were crying in the darkness.

Lama?

told their children.

little boy escape from the evil parents many of the children

still there what we do dr jones

that somebody believes the good luck rocks in this village is one of the lost

Shankara stones.

What is Shankara?

Fortune and glory, kid.

Fortune and glory.

We're not going to Delhi, doll. We're going to Pancat Palace.

Oh, Pancat?

I can't go to Pancat. I'm a singer.

Oh, I need to call my agent. Is there a phone? Anybody? I need a phone.

Oh, quit complaining, Mrs. Expensive Stuff.

You come to America with me and we can jog and surf. You like that?

You like America?

You're my best friend.

You're my best friend.

Ooh, what big birds!

Those aren't big birds, sweetheart.

They're giant vampire bears.

Oh, quiet down, you big fat boon. This doesn't hurt.

You know what you really need? You really need a bath.

The Japanese bombed Shanghai. He's been living on the streets since he was four.

I caught him trying to pick my pocket.

Didn't I, short stuff?

Oh, it's a jungle, sweetheart.

Willie.

Willie, Willie.

What is that? Is that short for something?

Willie is my professional name.

Indiana. Hey, lady, you call him Dr.

Jones. My professional name.

Why are you dragging us off to this deserted palace?

Fortune and glory?

Well, this is a piece of an old manuscript.

This pictograph represents Sankara, a priest.

Gentle, gentle.

This is hundreds of years old.

Is that some kind of writing?

Yeah, it's Sanskrit.

Cut it out. It's part of the legend of Sankara.

He climbs Mount Kalisa where he meets Shiva, the Hindu god.

That's Shiva, and what's he handing the priest?

Rocks.

He told him to go forth and combat evil.

And to help him, he gave him five sacred stones with magical property.

Magic rocks.

My grandpa was a magician. He spent his entire life with a rabbit in his pocket

and pigeons up his sleeves. He made a lot of children happy and died a very

man.

Magic rocks.

Fortune and glory.

Sweet dreams, Dr. Jones.

Where are you going?

I'd sleep closer if I were you.

Thank you, Peg.

Dr. Jones, I'd be safer sleeping with this snake.

I said cut it out!

I see it, Shuri.

That's it.

Pancart Palace.

Yeah.

I'll be right back.

I don't even know how to do it.

Don't come up here.

This is Miss Scott.

This is Mr. Round.

My name is Indiana Jones.

Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist.

Hard to believe, isn't it? Ah, I remember first hearing your name when I

at Oxford.

I'm Chata Lau, Prime Minister to His Highness the Maharaja of Pankhurst.

I've enchanted.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Welcome to Pankhurst Palace.

Enchanted, huh?

I'm fortunate tonight to have so many unexpected visitors.

This is Captain... Blumbert, 11th Poon of Rifles. And you, sir, are Dr. Jones,

presume? I am, Captain.

Captain Blumbert and his troops are on a routine inspection tour.

The British find it amusing to inspect us at their convenience.

I do hope, sir, that it's not inconvenient to you, sir?

The British worry so about their empire.

Makes us all feel like well -cared -for children.

You

look

beautiful.

I think the Maharaja is swimming indeed.

Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea coming here after all.

You look like a princess.

Mr. Lal, what do they call the Maharaja's wife?

His Highness has not yet taken a wife.

How interesting.

Well, maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman.

His

Supreme

Highness, guardian of Pankhurst tradition, the

Maharaja of Pankhurst...

That's the Maharaja. Kid.

Maybe he likes older men.

Captain Blumberg was just telling me something of the interesting history of

palace, the importance it played in the mutiny.

It seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1857.

Yes, well, you know, I think there are other events before the mutiny.

century, back to the time of flies that are more interesting.

And what events are those, Dr. Jones? If memory serves me correctly, this area,

this province, was the center of activity for the puggies.

Ah, neat.

Surprise.

Dr.

Jones.

Well, I suppose

stories of the thuggy die hard. There are no story anymore.

I'm not so sure.

He came from a small village.

The peasants there told us Pankowkala was growing powerful again because of

ancient evil.

Village stories, Dr. Jones. They're just fear and folklore.

You're beginning to worry, Captain Plumber.

Not worried, Mr.

Prime Minister. Just interested.

But you're not eating.

I had bugs for lunch.

Give me your hat.

Why? Because I'm going to puke in it.

You know, the villagers also told us that Frank Hotella had taken something.

Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.

I thought we were talking about folklore.

Excuse me, sir.

Do you have anything simple, like soup?

What exactly was it they say was stolen?

A sacred rock.

You see, Captain, a rock.

Something connected.

The villager's rock and the old legend of the Shankara stone.

Dr. Jordan.

You're all vulnerable to vicious rumors.

I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber

rather than an archaeologist.

Well, the newspapers greatly exaggerated the information.

And wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if

you ever returned to the country? No, it wasn't my head. Then your hand,

perhaps.

It wasn't my hands. It was my... my misunderstanding.

Exactly what we have here, Dr. Jones.

I have heard the evil stories of the thuggy cult.

I thought the stories were told to frighten children.

Later, I learned the thuggy cult was once real and did have unspeakable

I'm ashamed of what happened here so many years ago, and I assure you, this

never happen again in my kingdom.

If I offended you, then I am sorry.

Ah, shit.

Child of monkey brain.

I think I'll just check on Willie.

That's all you better do.

Tell me later what happened.

I'm screwed.

I've got something for you.

There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.

Right.

Oh,

you're very

nice, ma 'am.

Maybe you could be my palace slave.

rules to bed, princess?

Yeah.

And nothing else would shock you?

Nothing shocks me.

I'm a scientist.

So as a scientist, you do a lot of research?

Always.

And what sort of research would you do on me?

Nocturnal activities.

You mean like the sort of cream I put on my face at night? What position I like

to sleep in?

Made in customs.

Love rituals?

Primitive sexual practices.

So you're an authority in that area?

Years of field work.

I'm blaming you for being sore at me.

I can be hard to handle.

I've had worse.

But you'll never have better.

I don't know.

As a scientist, I don't want to prejudice my experiment. I'll let you

the morning.

Why, you can feed it in.

I'm not that easy.

I'm not that easy either.

The trouble with you is, Willie, you're too used to getting your own way.

And you're just too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr.

Jones.

If you want me, Willie, then where are you going to find me?

Five minutes.

You'll be back over here in five minutes.

I'll be asleep in five minutes.

Five. You know it. I know it.

fallacy eternal activities i am conceited babe

i'll tell you in the morning i can't believe

he's not coming he's not coming

i believe i'm not going

Obidjenu with me. Obidjenu with me.

Oh, yeah.

Right here.

Follow the footsteps of Sheba.

What does that mean?

Do not betray the truth.

Shorty, go get our stuff.

Stay behind me short round.

Step where I step.

And don't touch anything.

Something on the ground fortune cookies,

let me take a look

Thank you.

Trouble? Trouble? What sort

of...

Is that Syria?

There are two dead people down here!

There are going to be two dead people in here!

Sorry! I've almost had enough of you two!

What's the rush?

It's a long story, Willie. Hurry or you don't get to hear it.

are going

I've never seen anything like this before.

Nobody's seen this for a hundred years.

Thank you for watching.

He's still alive.

Om Nam Shiva! Om Nam Shiva!

Om Nam Shiva!

We'll be right back.

Rocks are brought together.

Keep quiet.

Shorty, you keep an eye on her. Why? Where are you going? Down there. Down

there? Are you crazy?

I'm not leaving here without the stones.

You're going to get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory.

Maybe.

But not today.

Come on, get out of

here!

Let me die.

But I do not.

Now, now the evil of Kali take me.

How? They will make me drink the blood of the Kali.

Then I'll fall into the black sleep of the Kalima.

What is that?

We become like them.

You were caught trying to steal the Shankara stones.

There were five stones in the beginning.

Over the centuries, they were dispersed by wars, sold off by thieves like you.

Thieves like me?

Ha!

Still missing, too.

A century ago, when the British raided this temple and butchered my people, a

loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs.

So that's what you've got these slaves digging for, huh?

They're innocent children.

They dig for the gems to support our cause.

They also search for the last two stones.

Soon we will have all the five Shankara stones.

And the thuggies will be all powerful.

What a vivid imagination.

You will, Dr Jones, come

to be a believer.

Don't drink! It's bad!

Don't drink!

Fitting out!

You dare not do that.

The British in India will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the

Then the Hebrew God will fall.

And then the Christian war will be cast down and perverted.

Soon, Kalimba will rule the world.

You know that?

Kalima protect us.

We are her children.

We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh and blood.

has seen and she has heard.

Now she will not walk.

I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back.

Thank you for watching.

a little bit

It's me.

Get out of here.

Right.

All of us.

Thank you.

What's up?

Water! Water!

Water!

Water!

Who needs a gun?

You are in a position unsuitable to give orders.

Watch your back!

You want the stones? Let him go!

Let him go!

Drop them, Dr.

John!

They will be found!

You won!

Ciao -Chi!

La Su -Ca -Ca!

Thank you.

You son of a bitch!

You are coming back when life fit into our village.

Now you can see the magic of the rock.

You bring back.

Yes.

I understand its power.

Ah, what for? They'd just put it in a museum. It'd be another rock collecting

dust. But then it would have given you your fortune and glory.

Anything could happen.

It's a long way to Delhi.

No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.

Sweetheart. After all the fun we've had together.

If you think I'm going to Delhi with you or any place else after all the trouble

you've gotten me into, think again, buster.

I'm going up into Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping

heart out and lowering you in the hot pits. This is not my idea of a swell

Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi.